Chapter 23 Chapter 21

The learning method developed by Sophism teachers for Gaokang University After passing the first few days in this way, and having returned the clock to its place, the citizens of Paris, grateful for the generosity of Coconta, offered to take care of and keep the mare for him as long as he liked, which Coconta was more than happy to accepted, and the horse was sent to the wood of Bier.I don't think it's there anymore. After this incident, Gao Kangda wanted to concentrate on studying hard in accordance with Bonokrate's guidance.But when Bonnocrates told him to start, he still did it according to his past habits. He also wanted to understand that Gao Kangda’s past teachers spent such a long time teaching him so dull, stupid, and confused. what method.

The time of Gaokang University is stipulated as follows: between eight and nine o’clock every day, no matter whether it is dawn or not; this is the order of the teachers in the past. They said that David ③ said: “Vanum est vobisante lucem surgery ④ .” Then he jumps on the bed a few times, kicks his legs, and rolls a few times to clear his mind; then he dresses according to the season, but he likes to wear a wide and long woolen robe lined with fox fur; , Comb your hair with an Arman-style comb, the so-called Arman-style comb means five fingers, because his teacher said that if you don't groom like this, you are wasting time in the world.

Then shit, pee, vomit, choke, fart, yawn, spit, cough, whimper for a while, sneeze, blow your nose profusely, and then expel the cold and stale air by eating breakfast, which is: Fried sausages, char-grilled meats, gourmet hams, lamb kebabs and plenty of breakfast soup. Bonokrates pointed out to him that it was not good to suddenly eat so many things when you got out of bed and did not exercise first.Gao Kangda replied: "What! Haven't I exercised enough? Before I got up, I turned six or seven somersaults on the bed. Is this not enough?Pope Alexander, under the guidance of his Jewish physicians, did this, and lived to the end of his life in spite of the hatred of some.My first teachers got me used to this. They said that breakfast would improve the memory, so they drank alcohol at first.I think it's not bad, just eat more for lunch.Master Tuba (who was first in liberal arts when he was in Paris) told me that not only should he run, but he should also run early.Therefore, in order to maintain good health, human beings should drink early instead of just gulping down like ducks. Unde versus②：

Getting up early is not a blessing, and drinking in the morning is really high ③. " After a full breakfast, Gao Kangda went to the church. Someone carried him a thick book of scriptures in a cover in a big basket, including the sludge on the scriptures, buckles and paper, and weighed them. No more, no less, exactly eleven quintals and six catties.He watched twenty-six or thirty Masses in the church.At this time ① Bier Forest: Fontainebleau, near the village of Bier and the River Bier, was still a pasture in the 16th century. ② The sky will never be dark at eight or nine o'clock, this is irony.

③ David: King of Israel in the tenth century BC, poet and prophet. ④ Latin: "It is futile to get up early in the morning." See the second section of the 127th Psalm of the "Old Testament? Psalms".Lazy people always use this to justify themselves. ⑤ Jacob Arman was a theologian in the early sixteenth century. It is said that he lived a lazy and unkempt life.In addition, Almain has the same pronunciation as "Germans" (Allemands), and the author may deliberately mock the Germans. ① One is said to be Alexander VI, who had a royal doctor who was a Jew from Provins who converted to Catholicism.The other is Alexander V. It is said that the pope was so fat that he couldn't even sit up. His doctor Marsilius told him to dance and play with a maid every morning.

② Latin: Poetry Cloud. ③ Proverb: "Getting up early is not a blessing, but getting up early is really high." Rabelais changed it on purpose. At that time, his divine master came, wearing a tall hood on his head, resembling a feather-headed chaffinch bird, whose belly was filled with grape juice, and even exhaled smelled good.The two murmured the Mass together, with such care that they did not miss a single bit. Coming out of the church, someone brought him in an ox cart a pile of St. Cloud's rosary beads, each the size of a human head, and he murmured as he walked in the convent, in the cloister, or in the garden. Incessantly, he read more than sixteen monks.

Then, with his eyes fixed on the book, he read for half an hour, but (as the joker said) his soul was long gone to the kitchen. After filling the urinal to the brim, he sat down to eat, always beginning with a few dozen hams, smoked ox tongue, roe cakes, sausages, and other appetizers, because of his dull and slack nature. At this time, the four people who served him kept sending mustard into his mouth with shovels one by one.Then he drank some white wine in one gulp to relieve his kidneys.Then, according to the season, eat as much meat as possible, and keep your stomach full before shutting up.

There is no end to drinking, and there is no regulation. He said that the amount of drinking should not reach the limit until the cork soles of the shoes have absorbed enough wine to rise to a height of half a foot. ① Saint-Claude: the name of the city of Jurah, France, which is rich in small handicrafts, such as rosary beads and wooden combs. ② Refers to the ancient Roman poet Delance (194-159 BC). This sentence can be found in the eighth chapter of the fourth volume of his "The Eunuch". ③ Ancient medicine divided male personalities into four categories, namely: strong-blooded, irritable, sentimental and eccentric, slow and relaxed.

④ The author said that white wine is good for urination.