Chapter 37 Scene 35 Male True Colors

There was a burst of laughter from the corner of the bar.The two women sitting at the table looked up and knew that people were paying attention to them.But the two women were so drunk that they didn't care what other people thought.They put their bodies together again. In order to show off to her partner how big her husband's testicles are, the taller woman gestured with her right hand into the shape of a cup to show her partner.She has seen a lot of men in her life, but she has never seen one bigger than him, the tall woman said to her companion. The two women have not seen each other for several years.In the past few years, they can only write to each other occasionally.Recently, the two decided it was time to reunite.The petite woman invited her friend's whole family (including his spouse and two children) to come to her house for two days on the weekend.Tonight, the two men said they wanted to watch sports on TV, so the two women decided to find someone to babysit, so they could go out and have a drink and have a good chat about the past few years.Now, the two women are almost drunk, and to be honest, what they really want to talk about is "sex", especially want to know about each other's sex life.

The short woman said she didn't know if she liked men with big testicles.Because her spouse's testicles are really small, "smaller than a ping-pong ball." His penis is really big as hell. "Sometimes I wish his penis wasn't that big," she said, "and when he jerks it gets really big, and sometimes it hurts me." Tall Woman Going on to reveal that she doesn't know what her spouse does, and that he's going to make her very uncomfortable anyway.Also, he asks too many times a week. "Many of my friends already do it once a week now." The tall woman said, "

But I still have to deal with him two or three times a week. Not only that, but she also found that her spouse masturbated when she was not at home. "It's not good for you," the little woman said to her friend. "I can't handle that many times." Luckily, her mate isn't that lusty either.When they first started living together, they had sex about once or twice a week, then less and less. "Now, once or twice a month would be nice," said the little woman.As for masturbation, she and her spouse have never talked about it with each other. "Maybe he doesn't even know how to masturbate," she said.The tall woman laughed.She thought it was a novelty that they never talked about masturbation. "Every time I go out, the first thing I do when I come back is to listen to him report whether I have masturbated." The tall woman said.Maybe her spouse doesn't always report it to her, but she believes he must be masturbating a lot.

The two chatted here, both picked up their glasses and sipped.The little woman was a little hesitant. She obviously needed a little courage to ask the question she most wanted to ask.After a moment of silence, the woman finally asked her friend in a low voice: "When you have sex, how often do you have an orgasm?" The tall woman did not show any surprise or shyness. "I can orgasm sometimes," she replied, "but he wants me to come every time." The tall woman continued. At the beginning, she didn't come once or twice, and then she would tell the truth Spouse, as a result, because he will be unhappy for hours on end, so from now on, even if a woman does not have an orgasm, she will pretend that she has. "Because," said the tall woman, "if I hadn't arrived, he would have been trying for hours to wait for my orgasm." So if she didn't fake an orgasm, her spouse would never stop .

The little woman seemed a little at a loss what to do, so she took another sip from her wine glass.Her friend's answer made her feel better, but it didn't do much.The two women were silent for a moment.The little woman knows it's her turn to confess to her friends.But she didn't know whether to tell her friend the truth.At the end of the silence, she finally admitted to her friend that she had never had an orgasm during sex.Honestly, she didn't think she'd ever had an orgasm at all.When she makes love to her spouse, he just penetrates, ejaculates, and it's over. "Of course he tried," said the woman.When they first got together, he would always fondle between her legs during foreplay, but that didn't seem to work for her.She thought she felt more embarrassment than excitement.So in the end, she told her spouse that there was no need to waste so much time, and she just finished the job.The woman also said that she had felt something during intercourse, but only once or twice, and that it didn't lead to anything further in the end. "I don't know if it's him or me," the woman said. "I don't get anything from sex anyway. Except my baby."

Hearing this, the tall woman asked a question, which really surprised her friend.She asked, "Is there any other man better than him?" The little woman smiled and shook her head and said, "No other man." "Never? Or have you never had one since you lived with him?" The tall woman asked immediately. "Never," replied the little woman.Now it was the tall woman's turn to be surprised.She couldn't believe that a 30-year-old woman had never had sex with a man other than her own spouse.She herself had sex with at least 20 men.The short woman couldn't help asking: "Do you mean when you were young? Or after you lived with your spouse?" The tall woman couldn't help laughing at this innocent question, "Both." She replied .She expects to have at least one affair a year.She even had sex with another man while she was pregnant with her first child. "Tell me to give up the pursuit of new excitement, and let me have sex with only one man. I can't imagine this kind of life." The tall woman said.

After listening to her friend's confession, the little woman felt at a loss, trying to think about how she should react.Finally, she said simply: "I don't know how you arrange things like this, but he almost never lets me out of his sight." And, she believed, she just had the affair in her heart. Thoughts, her spouse will know.The tall woman replied that sometimes she wished her spouse would pay more attention to her. "You don't need too much, just a little." The tall woman said.Sometimes, she says, she even feels like her spouse doesn't care about her because he's never there when she needs him.For all she knows, her spouse probably has a different woman every week.There are always women around him waiting for him to choose. "But I never intended to turn him into a responsible spouse and father," said the tall woman.Because if she did, she would lose the chance to enjoy it herself.

The tall woman didn't seem to have heard her friend's confession of her chastity at all. She approached the short woman, stroked her hand and said that if she wanted to find a sexual partner who could give her an orgasm, she could teach her How to do it.Then the tall woman whispered to her friend, "I'll tell you a secret, the best lovers are gay men." She said she never knew her former lover was gay until weeks after they broke up. She only found out about it once when she saw him holding another man's hand in a bar. "He's really a wonderful lover," said the tall woman.Because he always knew what she wanted.Speaking of which, the tall woman urged her friend to find herself a lover too.

The little woman hesitated, her friend's suggestion was far from what she expected.At this moment, a man walked towards the table of the two women with unsteady steps.The man first placed his cup on the woman's table, then, slamming his fist on the table, he stretched out his arms to support his clumsy body.The man salivated at the two women, he thought they seemed to know how to have fun.The man suggested to the two women, "Why don't you come and have fun with me? I'm sure I'll give you a night to remember. But maybe you should flip a coin to see who gets me first."

"Go away." The tall woman said to the man.But he still refused to leave sullenly.So, she stood up and pushed the man hard, and the man fell back on the floor in response.He struggled to get up and staggered back to the bar while swearing at the woman.The tall woman sat back in her chair, took a sip from her glass, and smiled at her friend. "All men are the same," the woman said to herself inwardly. "Whether sober or drunk, young or old, they are only interested in one thing. If only a man's brain could have half With penises that big, they're really dangerous."

When it comes to "sex", there are more similarities between men of the same sex than between women of the same sex.In terms of men, almost all men ejaculate (but not everyone has an orgasm); almost all men masturbate (while about a quarter of women never masturbate); and almost all Men have had nocturnal emissions in their lifetime (60% of women have never had a wet dream).In addition, men pursue reproductive outcomes differently than women.Generally speaking, male reproductive strategies can be divided into four types. The first strategy is the bisexuality we mentioned in this scene.The second and third strategies are the descriptions of the two women in this scene about their spouses, who can be said to be typical of two types of men.We have also mentioned these two types in other parts of this book.One type of typical male is the victorious general of the sperm wars, and the other type of male avoids the sperm wars as much as possible.The fourth strategy is between these two types and is the strategy adopted by most men. In order to obtain the best possible reproductive results, they will sometimes join the sperm wars and sometimes avoid the sperm wars.Which strategy each man chooses must be determined mainly by his sperm production.In other words, the size of a man's testicles will have a decisive impact on what kind of sexual strategy he adopts. Generally speaking, men have a pair of testicles of different sizes (usually the right testicle is 5% larger than the left), and the positions of the testicles enclosed by the scrotum are not completely equal (usually the left testicle lower position).In all mammals, the original position of the testes in the body is the same as that of the ovaries.The testicles of many animals are still hidden deep inside the body.In some animals, such as humans, the testicles descend into the scrotum before birth and remain there for life.In addition, the testicles of some animals are lowered to the scrotum during the breeding season, and then retracted back into the body after the breeding season is over for safety. Testicles that descend into the scrotum are weaker and more vulnerable to injury than those that remain in the body.But because the scrotum allows sperm to be stored in a lower temperature (lower than the body) environment, it is relatively easier for sperm to maintain a more ideal and healthier condition in the scrotum for a long time.When a man is unclothed, his sperm feel about six degrees Celsius cooler in the testicles than in the body, but when a man is clothed, the difference between the temperature felt by his sperm and the temperature in the body is only It's three degrees Celsius. In general, taller, heavier (but not obese) men also have larger testicles.While some men have large testicles in relation to their body size, on the other hand, there are also men with relatively small testicles.All in all, differences in the size of male testicles are largely genetic and can be passed on to future generations.Regardless, even the tiniest testicles can produce enough sperm to fertilize a woman, as long as there are no clinical problems and without having to face a sperm war.Also, small testicles are not as fragile and less prone to injury than large testicles.But that being the case, why don't all men have small testicles?The main reason is that small testes can be overwhelming when it comes to sperm warfare.Therefore, whether a man can execute his reproductive strategy perfectly depends entirely on the size of his testicles. With larger testicles, a man can produce more sperm per day, ejaculate more frequently, and send more sperm per sexual intercourse.Interestingly, though, men with larger testicles didn't necessarily release more sperm when they masturbated.In general, men with large testicles spend less time with their spouses and are more likely to have affairs, and they are more likely to choose spouses who are also likely to have affairs.The men with small testicles are just the opposite of what was said above. Simply put, men with large testicles are naturally victorious in the sperm wars.Because in sperm wars, of course an army with a lot of soldiers wins.On the contrary, men with small testicles are born to know how to look after their mates, they are more loyal to their mates, and try to avoid getting involved in sperm wars.Because in the sperm wars, soldiers are likely to lose with just the few sperm they have.Speaking of which, from a reproductive point of view, do men with large or small testicles achieve higher results?Our answer is: neither.The reason is that, as we have explained about bisexuality, evolution seems to have kept the balance between large and small testicles pretty good. To illustrate further, imagine now that there is a group of men with small testicles who rarely ejaculate inside their mates and who never want to have sex with someone else's mate.Then, among the men with small testicles came a man with large testicles.Not only does this man with large testicles never miss a chance to ejaculate inside his partner, but he also goes out of his way to have sex with the spouses of other men.In this case, the man with the large testicles has a good chance of winning every sperm war since he sends a huge army of sperm with every ejaculation.Moreover, he doesn't have to worry about "magpies occupying the dove's nest" situation, because other men will never ejaculate in his mate.This state continues, and in the end, males with large testicles will produce more and more offspring, which will eventually exceed the number of offspring of males with small testicles.And these male grandchildren can all inherit their ancestors' large testicles, propensity for promiscuity, and ability to win the sperm wars. But unfortunately, the above-mentioned reproductive results will eventually make the large testicular male cocoon.Because there will be more and more male offspring with big testicles among his offspring, and as a result, the original benefits of males with big testicles will disappear and become invisible.There are three reasons for this result: First, these male descendants are no longer sure to become victorious in the sperm war, because when women have intercourse with them, it is likely that their bodies already contain sperm from other men with large testes.Second, the spouses of men with large testicles are now more likely to have affairs with other men who also have large testicles.Third, the greater the number of polysexuals in a group, the greater the risk of infection for all members.Especially for men who love to engage in multiple sexual intercourse (for example, men with large testicles themselves), at this time they are at the greatest risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases.In short, when there are too many men with large testicles in a group, men with small testicles who concentrate on guarding their spouses will benefit more from it.Not only are men with small testicles less at risk of contracting STDs, they also have smaller testicles that aren't as vulnerable to accidental damage as larger ones. To sum up, when men with large testicles are too common in a group, their reproductive results are not as good as those with small testicles.We also mentioned the same situation earlier, and the result should be the same in both cases.Generally speaking, the number of men with large testicles in a group will continue to be just right, that is, the number that can be compared with the number of men with small testicles. The man with the big testicles in this scene has two children.These two children are likely to be his own, but it is also possible that they are not his own.On the other hand, he may have other children with women other than his spouse.As for the man with the small testicle, although he only had one child, the child must have been his own (according to his spouse's account).For the two men, the latter had greater reliability (the likelihood of having biological children), while the former had greater likelihood (the likelihood of having more children).But usually, the number of children born to these two types of men should be about the same. Regardless of the size of the testicles or the reproductive strategy, most males fall between the above two extreme types.In other words, most men have medium-sized testicles.They adopt a mixed reproductive strategy, which also means that most men are neither too "attentive to guarding their spouses" nor enthusiastic about "joining the sperm war", and they will do their best to make the best of both. Good compromise.While it may be confusing to say here that the majority of men are of the mixed type described above, the reality is that the number of men who use the mixed strategy is always It can keep their reproductive results in a state of good or bad.Under normal circumstances, as long as a man chooses an appropriate reproductive strategy according to his testicle size and sperm production, he should be able to obtain the same reproductive results as other men (although everyone has different testicle sizes). The victor of the sperm wars we're introducing in this scene not only has big testicles, but he also has a huge penis.In contrast, the other man who was good at guarding his spouse had not only small testicles, but also a small penis.In fact, this phenomenon is not surprising.Because a man's penis also has a special role in the sperm war: men have to use their penis to remove other men's semen pools from their vaginas.On the whole, a large penis does not help a man become a permanent winner in the sperm wars like a large testicle, because the size of the penis does not affect the sperm wars as much as the size of the testicles.In general, penis size only matters in a few cases.For example, if a woman has sex with another man and another man ejaculates inside her shortly afterward, the size of the man's penis is important because the pool of semen from the previous man remains at the top of the woman's vagina .Conversely, testicle size will always play a pivotal role in the sperm wars, since testicle size affects sperm production. To sum up, I believe everyone has understood why a man who is good at winning the sperm war generally has a large testicle (rather than a large penis), right?However, the above statement does not explain why men need a smaller penis (rather than an oversized penis).The so-called smaller penis, of course, still has a minimum size limit.In other words, no matter how small a penis is, it has to be at least big enough to carry sperm into the vagina.And likewise, there is a maximum penis size, that is, no matter how big the penis is, at least it can't hurt a woman when it's jerking back and forth.But why should a man's penis be smaller than the maximum?Because as long as it is within the appropriate range, there is actually no harm in having a smaller penis (except for the occasional disadvantage against sperm warfare), conversely, sometimes a slightly smaller penis can even be an advantage. On the one hand, a smaller penis is fine with delivering sperm.First, the smaller penis doesn't encounter any particular obstacles in sending the pool of semen to the top of the vagina.Because once the penis is pulled out of the vagina, the vaginal walls will automatically close, and then the vaginal walls themselves push the semen pool to the top of the vagina.Second, penis size had no effect on whether a man's partner was able to orgasm during intercourse. On the other hand, a smaller penis may even be an advantage, especially when it comes to routine sex.Because when a man ejaculates inside a woman twice in a row (for example, within 30 minutes), whether he can remove his previous semen pool at this time will affect his reproductive benefits and costs.In the above cases, it may be beneficial for a man to have a smaller penis if the pool of semen from the previous intercourse is still at the top of the vagina.If the pool of semen from the previous intercourse has been removed, the smaller penis can still function at this point (it just might take a little longer).By all accounts, a smaller penis is more accommodating than an oversized penis, and a smaller penis is less likely to cause unintended harm to women. Men's testicle and penis size differences exist not only between groups, but also between ethnic groups and races.In addition, the size of the testicles and penis also varies individually according to the size of the male body.Generally speaking, the penis of black people is larger than that of white people, and the penis of these two kinds of people is larger than that of yellow people.In contrast, the number of sperm ejaculated per ejaculation is not the same for various races.This difference, like the difference among men among various groups, will affect the distribution of sexual strategies adopted by various races.In other words, groups with larger (on average) penises had more men actively engaged in the sperm wars than groups with small (on average) penises.Although this inference has not been studied among human populations, similar investigations have been done among other animals. In primates like chimpanzees, for example, females often mate with several males, so almost every chimpanzee pregnancy involves a sperm war.On the other hand, in primates such as gibbons, female apes rarely mate with males other than their mates.So every gibbon pregnancy has nothing to do with the sperm wars.In contrast, the testes of chimpanzees are significantly larger than those of gibbons in terms of the ratio of testes to body size of these two animals.As for humans, we know that over 4% of all human babies are born through sperm warfare.Therefore, whether in terms of the relationship between pregnancy and sperm warfare, or the ratio of testicles to body size, humans are exactly between chimpanzees and gibbons. In addition to primates, we know that the size of the testicles in many other animals has a lot to do with how dangerous they are to engage in sperm warfare.Whether it's butterflies to birds, or mice to humans, the more dangerous male animals are to engage in sperm warfare, the bigger their testicles are relative to their body size.