Chapter 19 The fifth quarter

Concubine Yu: Your Majesty, for your great cause, I am going to do an earth-shattering event today.This is a harsh bitter medicine, I hope you will swallow it, my husband.Ziyu, don't let me down my painstaking efforts... Guard: Madam, according to your order, Lu Zhi has been escorted here! Yu Ji: Get out of here! Lu Pheasant: I don't know why my sister called me here? Yu Ji: (coldly) You think you know people very well and know things like a god, can't you guess why I invited you here? Lu Pheasant: (Laughing) An infatuated woman like my sister, besides being in love with King Xiang, what else can she do?It's nothing more than King Xiang going out to fight, and my sister is lonely and miserable, so I'm here to bicker with you to relieve the boredom!

Yu Ji: Don't you know that after three days of farewell, you should look at each other with admiration? Lu Pheasant: After three years of separation, you are also a little girl who is easy to make a fool of.I heard that you often let King Xiang lie on the ground and serve as a horse for you to ride? Yu Ji: It did happen in the past. Lu Pheasant: (Laughs) I really can't imagine what it would be like for the mighty King of Western Chu with a woman on his back to crawl around on the ground... Yu Ji: This kind of thing will never happen again... Lu Pheasant: Why did my sister say that?

Yu Ji: (Staring at Lu Zhi, saying word by word) Because I want to give him up to you! Lu Pheasant: (Looked blank for a moment, then laughed out loud) Sister, this joke is too big!I suspect something is wrong with my ears! Yu Ji: No one is joking with you! Lu Pheasant: An infatuated woman like my younger sister can't wait to swallow that man in her stomach; give Xiang Yu to me?This is equivalent to making a tiger spit out a live chicken from its mouth! Concubine Yu: (Pushes Lu Zhi onto the stool and sits down) For the sake of the country of Great Chu, I would like to let you take advantage of this.

Lu Pheasant: This is a cat-and-mouse trick! (Stands up) Madam Yu, even though Lu Zhi is a prisoner, he will not let you play around like a fool! Yu Ji: (shouting loudly) Sit down for me! Lu Pheasant: (Surprised) Madame can also roar the Lion of the River East?This is a bit strange.That's all, under the eaves of others, if you dare not bow your head, I'll play a fool once to see what tricks you can pull off! Yu Ji: (Takes off the red dress and puts it on Lu Zhi, and takes a few steps back to look at it) This red dress suits you better than mine! Lu Pheasant: (holding up the skirt) This is the finest brocade, and Liu Bang has never given me such a colorful dress.

Concubine Yu: (takes off the phoenix crown from her head and puts it on Lu Zhi's head, and takes a few steps back to look at it) I am wearing this phoenix crown dangling, as if it was custom-made for you. Lu Pheasant: No matter what you do, sister, who made me older than you. Yu Ji: Let me see, it turns out that people are clothes and horses are saddles. You are ten years younger! Lu Pheasant: I am very pleased to hear that. Yu Ji: The important thing is that you have a young heart. Lu Pheasant: A woman whose youth is dying, if her heart grows old with her age, then it's over! Yu Ji: (Picks up the makeup box and walks to Lu Zhi) This moon-like face should be covered with a layer of powder...

Lu Pheasant: I hope white powder can cover my wrinkles. Concubine Yu: The rouge on this cheek can be painted even more colorfully. Lu Pheasant: You'd better paint me two red lips. Yu Ji: These eyebrows should be drawn even thinner! Lu Pheasant: You also need to paste two pieces of yellow flowers to reflect my cloud temples. Concubine Yu: (Puts down the makeup box and lifts up the mirror) Lu Zhi is half old, but still has a charm. Lu Pheasant: (Looking at himself in the mirror, weeping) Is this me? Concubine Yu: Why is my sister crying? Aren't you afraid that tears will pollute the makeup on your face?

Lu Pheasant: I have been with Liu Bang for decades. I have been living in exile, living in the wind and sleeping in the open, and I have never been so beautiful... (Raising voice) But such days are coming to an end soon!When my husband proclaims himself emperor in the south, I will sew a thousand sets of new clothes with colorful silk and satin; I will use ten thousand pearls to inlay into my headdress, and I will use... Concubine Yu: (sneering) Sister's words sound like idiotic nonsense! Lu Zhi: I believe it will become a reality soon! Yu Ji: Sister, don't you know?Then Liu Bang loves Mrs. Qi?

Lu Pheasant: But my son is the crown prince of course! Concubine Yu: It is a court story that is often performed! Lu Pheasant: (gritting teeth) I, Lu Pheasant, am not a lamb at the mercy of others. If anyone wants to take away my empress position, I will let her die! Concubine Yu: I don't doubt that you can beat Madam Qi, but can you beat Liu Bang? Lu Pheasant: Sister, this scene should be over, take me back to the cell!Let me, the hostage, live well, and perhaps allow King Xiang to support him for a few more days! Concubine Yu: Lu Zhi, the Overlord and the King of Han are in a stalemate, and it's not yet a foregone conclusion.At this critical moment, as long as King Xiang can get a good helper, then Liu Bang's defeat is beyond doubt.

Lu Pheasant: (sarcastically) Isn't my younger sister a good wife? Concubine Yu: People are valuable with self-knowledge. I know that to help your husband achieve great things, I am not as good as you! Lu Zhi: (sneering) What do you want? Yu Ji: I'm leaving, you stay, I want you to train Ziyu to be an emperor! Lu Pheasant: (laughing wildly) You childish and shallow woman, do you think the emperor was raised?The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change!Wolves eat meat all over the world, dogs eat shit all over the world! Concubine Yu: Haven't you heard that if you are close to ink, you will be black, and if you are close to vermilion, you will be red?

Lu Pheasant: It will take a long time, subtle changes, not overnight!What's more, your Xiang Yu is not a child... Yu Ji: My Zi Yu is just a child who will never grow up... Lu Pheasant: Since you have set your ambitions, you can completely transform your children... Yu Ji: I've been playing around with him for a long time, and I can no longer control myself... Lü Pheasant: (Takes off the phoenix crown and red skirt) Enough is enough, Empress Yuji, you have played me like a monkey enough, I have fulfilled the responsibility of a prisoner, you are ready to saddle and whip, and wait to ride Thy red-maned horse!

Concubine Yu: (Grabs Lu Zhi and slaps her across the face) You ignorant bitch!Do you think it's easy for me to make such a decision?Do you think my heart is not in pain?Do you think it's child's play for me to push the man I love into another woman's bed?My heart is bleeding!No, I dug out my heart and dedicated it to you!You know how much I hate you, I hope you are beautiful, but I am afraid that you are beautiful; I do makeup for you, but I can't wait to gouge out your eyes!But for the sake of the ancestors of the Great Chu Kingdom, and for the sake of my father, Fan Zeng, who died in grievances, I reluctantly parted with him. I made the greatest sacrifice a woman can make, but you didn't appreciate it... Lu Zhi: (deeply moved) Madame, do you really think so?Do you really want to give up this precious love? Yu Ji: I am your student. Lu Zhi: How do you know that I am not your student? Report behind the scenes: Dawang Chejia has entered the city—— Concubine Yu: (Puts a red dress on Lu's pheasant, and puts a piece of red silk on Lu's pheasant's head. Choking) Lu's pheasant, you bitch... sister, my benefactor, please... Lu Pheasant: (raises the red hijab) Sister, do you want me to make a fool of myself in front of the Overlord? Yu Ji: Don't you like Ziyu's young body? Lu Pheasant: Your Ziyu is the same infatuated seed as you, how could he like me?You are pushing me on the stage of shame... Concubine Yu: Ziyu is kind-hearted and soft-hearted. She is most afraid of women's tears. My sister is a veteran in love. Do you want me, a stupid woman, to teach you how to make him submit? Lu Pheasant: Sister... Concubine Yu: He fights all the year round and suffers from a cold. My sister must remember not to let him drink cold wine... Shouting behind the scenes: Your Majesty is in the account—— Concubine Yu: (helps Lu Zhi pull down the hijab) Please... Xiang Yu: Yu, Yu!Why don't you come out of town to pick me up?In order to come back to see you, we almost paralyzed our black horse, (staggered a bit) Why didn't you even light the candle?Why are you silent?But I know you're here because I've smelled your scent, are you playing hide and seek with me on purpose?Or is it someone who upset you? (fumbling around on the stage, finally touches Lu Zhi, hugs Lu Zhi, and turns around) You little baby, you little devil, let me see where you hide! (kissing Lu Zhi's neck carelessly) Let me see where you hide!You don't know how much I miss you... (He suddenly stopped kissing and put Lu Zhi on the ground) Yu, your smell is wrong, what kind of incense did you use today?Why is your skin so rough and cold?Are you sick? (Shouting outside) Come on, someone! Guard: Your Majesty! Xiang Yu: Bingzhu! Xiang Yu: (Seeing the festive atmosphere in the room and the red silk hooded Lu Zhi, quite surprised) Ma'am, what are you doing?Ah, I understand, you want to give me a surprise, you want our relationship to be as fresh and pure as when we were newly married... Where can there be so many ghost ideas in your little head? Yu Ji's voice-over: Your Majesty, my husband, Ziyu, my child...you are a good man who stands up to the sky, and you should have a good woman who understands righteousness by your side...You are shouldering the great task of revitalizing the Chu Kingdom. The spirit of Zong Zaitian is watching you.God created your stalwart body and endowed you with unrivaled courage, so that you can be the head of the people and the proud son of heaven.The burden on your shoulders is too heavy, and someone should share it with you.But your Yu has no talent and no virtue, so it is difficult to take on the important task, just like what Yafu said, the mother of the country is honored, and the virtuous should be the one.Today, my concubine chose a heroine for you, a female husband. Although she is not as young as my concubine, she is also plump and beautiful; This is such a woman, forget about being a concubine and accept her. I am in Jiangdong, singing and dancing for you, blessing you, and wishing the king an early ascension to the throne, and the world will be unified... Xiang Yu: (Stunned) Is that you? !How could it be you! Lu Pheasant: (kneeling and saluting) Your Majesty has worked hard on the expedition, and I am being polite here! Xiang Yu: (turns around and runs out) Yu!lady!What are you kidding!where are you hidingCome out quickly, let me whip you twenty lashes! Lu Pheasant: (full of jealousy and bitterness) Your Majesty, stop shouting, your Concubine Yu has already eloped thousands of miles away, and Ren Dawang broke her throat by shouting, and she can't hear her anymore! Xiang Yu: You bitch, how dare you say that my Concubine Yu has eloped? ! Lu Pheasant: Leaving without saying goodbye is not elopement, so what is it? Xiang Yu: Shut up!My lady, no one can criticize! Lu Pheasant: However, Sister Yuji eloped this time, taking into account the overall situation and knowing the general situation, it can be regarded as a feat! Xiang Yu: You muttered, what did you say? ! Lu Pheasant: Your Majesty!My good sister who understands righteousness, in order to urge you to work hard and make you an emperor through the ages, she retreated bravely, and pushed me onto your pillow before leaving! Xiang Yu: You slutty bastard, you can't even tell a lie!Knowing wife Mo Rufu, my Concubine Yu, the most annoying thing in her life is the so-called Qianqiu emperor's career; what she yearns for the most is the mulberry field in the hut, where men farm and women weave. Lu Pheasant: My silly king, you are talking about the concubine Yu in the past, but she has changed today! Xiang Yu: (sneering) Qingshan is easy to grow old, nature is hard to change, the world changes, and my Yu will not change! Lu Pheasant: My lord, don't you hear the wheat yellow for a while, and the silkworms ripen for a while?Your Yu has changed, otherwise, how can she explain why she left without saying goodbye? Xiang Yu: (crazily) Conspiracy, conspiracy!Guards! The guard hurried up and knelt down: Your Majesty... Xiang Yu: Let me ask you, where did Madam go? Guard: I don't know... Xiang Yu: Immediately send someone to find her back, if you can't get her back, I'll chop you into minced meat! (Turning back to Lu Zhi) You bitch, go back to your cell, wait until I grab Liu Bang and cook you all together! Lu Pheasant: (knees up to Xiang Yu) Ziyu, my brother, lower your proud head and look at this woman under your knees, you don't know how much she loves you, how much she misses you You, in your waking, in your dreams... There are thousands of crimes in the world, but love is innocent.Majesty, you are famous for your kindness all over the world, why are you so cruel to the woman who loves you? (Holding Xiang Yu's leg, looking up at Xiang Yu) Love has no dignity. Although I have separated from the King of Han, I am still his legal wife. For love, I kneel in front of you like a dog, with tears in my eyes. Looking up at you, stretch out your hand, pull me up, pull me up, poor woman... Xiang Yu: (reaches out to pull Lu Zhi, Lu Zhi wants to jump into his arms, but is pushed away) You, what kind of tricks are you playing, one is missing, and the other is crying! Lu Pheasant: Ziyu, sister Yuji has already gone to the King of Han, seeing that you are hard to become a great talent; you know, the King of Han has long coveted her beauty... Xiang Yu: Fart! (draws sword) If you dare to speak nonsense again, I will cut off your head! Lu Pheasant: Your Majesty, even if you cut off my head, I still want to say that Concubine Yu has left. This is an indisputable fact.Leaving you alone and alone, I feel so sorry for my sister.Men can have everything around them, but they can't live without women, so my sister, I don't want to hide my appearance, and I am willing to recommend myself as a pillow mat. (coquettishly) Ziyu, Aji, Dawang, silly brother, sister, although I am a few years older than you, my body is quite graceful; in terms of emotions, Yuji is a shallow stream; and sister is a vast the sea!I want to surround you and drown you with great love... For love, I have no self-esteem or shame; my dear brother... (kneeling down, kneeling in front of Xiang Yu) hug me to bed, you from Yu Ji What you got there, I will let you get it all; what you didn’t get from Yu Ji, I will let you get it too... My sister wants you to know what a woman is... Xiang Yu: (pushes Lu Zhi away) Joke!joke!I, Xiang Yu, am a man of indomitable spirit, and I am not so low as to take possession of the enemy's wife! Lu Pheasant: (stands up) Sister Yuji left a word before leaving, let me pass it on to you... Xiang Yu: What do you say? Lu Pheasant: If a man doesn't even dare to possess the woman of his enemy, how can he achieve an imperial career through the ages! Xiang Yu: Fuck Qiangu Emperorye, I want to go back to Jiangdong to farm! Lu Pheasant: Lu Pheasant is not virtuous, willing to bear children for the king, holding a broom and dustpan! Xiang Yu: You slut with a face-raising head, let your smooth talk, I, Xiang Yu, have a heart as hard as a stone!In this life, besides Yu Ji, I will not marry another woman!Get lost before I kill you! Lu Pheasant: (turning into anger from embarrassment) You fool, you fool, you prudence, you hypocrite, you will die without a place to die!