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Chapter 121 Niu Tianci Biography (15) - Tianluodi.com

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At the beginning of the second school year, Tianci no longer plans to go to school.Mom was a little panting, saying she was angry at him.He didn't dare to be awkward anymore, he didn't want to make his mother mad.After entering school, everyone treated him less badly than before, because everyone's attention has been transferred to one or two new students.There is a new student's older sister who is said to be called "Big Beauty".Normal and middle school students used to run down that street after school to see "Big Beauty."They call the younger brother of the "big beauty" the "second beauty".The second beauty is very handsome, and her hair is as bright as a magnetic basin.He is honest.Everyone touched his face, wiped the oil on his hair and smelled it deeply, and snatched his handkerchief.He didn't resist, and just stood at the door of the teachers' lounge to avoid everyone's attack.Tianci hated their behavior, but dared to get angry and did not dare to attack.He knew that if he publicly protected the second beauty, everyone would definitely put him in the same category as the second beauty.He was very sad, but he dared not uphold justice for his own interests.When it comes to sympathy again, he has to be so-so, he has to be calm.In composition, he once let out some of his anger—his words could only say a tenth of what he wanted to say.However, the teacher commented on him: "It is not appropriate for elementary school students to speak out about injustice; peace is the foundation of nature." The teacher did not care about everyone's bullying of the two beauties, as if it should be done.This reminded Tianci to act chivalrously again. He really hoped to take off their heads in the middle of the night, and leave behind a small piece of paper with a plum blossom printed on it.He spent ten coppers to carve a small wooden stamp—a plum blossom.

The school is in a frenzy again.The director was removed, and the faculty rejected a new director.The old director didn't have much contact with the students, let alone any feelings for each other.But after the gentlemen gave a speech in the classroom, the students were all moved and even shed tears.The gentlemen said: The director has ten businesses in his family, and there are five or six officials in his family. He himself didn't like to do this poor job, but he sacrificed for education and students. Come on as director.Shouldn't such people be supported?Let's look at the new director again, a poor man, his father is a carpenter, a carpenter!

Before we finish talking, everyone has already decided that the attached primary school must not have a carpenter's son as the director!Nobody's father is taller than the carpenter, even Er Meiren's father is taller than the carpenter.In Yuncheng, carpenters have no status.Support the director, if the director leaves, the sun will not be able to come out again.The parents of the students were all blown up, what?The carpenter's son?That's great, wait two more days, and the toilet cleaner will still be the director!Absolutely not! The class is no longer available, and the slogan is written with more than two knives: Swear to the death against the little carpenter; support the director of the revolution... Although the class is not available, everyone must go to school.All Boy Scouts use sticks as pickets.Those who don't come are lackeys; beat the lackeys of the little carpenter!The rest of the students were divided into the clerical unit, the general affairs unit, the communication unit, the publicity unit, the accounting unit, the detective unit, the sanitation unit, the transportation unit, and the eight major units.First grade pupils are also assigned to serve in each unit.Tianci was assigned to the detective unit.The working rules of this unit have not yet been drawn up, but the main tasks have been assigned: inquire about news inside and outside the school, and report to the gentlemen at any time.There are more than forty people in the unit, some of them are patrolling the toilets, and they have to report when they see someone peeing, and the students in the first and second grades have nothing to do in the past two days, so they often squeeze some pee to relieve boredom, so they are not reported. few.Tianci looked down on this kind of work, but the tense atmosphere stimulated his imagination, and he thought of dangers and conspiracies that no one else had thought of.He only patrolled outside the director's room, for fear of someone in night clothes crawling on the ridge of the roof and leaning on him to assassinate.The more you look at that ridge, the more likely it is.He secretly cut some small papers, printed the secret sign of a plum, and inscribed "Director Dog, no one will show mercy!" On the door of the director's room, and in the teacher's lounge and other places, a piece of paper was pasted.Then he took a piece of paper to report: "Report, there is an assassin!" The teacher looked for the "unnamed post" everywhere, and the faces of the whole school turned pale.Tianci immediately became a hero.Everyone scrambled to ask him: "Did you see it?" Tianci's thin lips tightened forcefully, and he burst out word by word: "On the ridge of the director's house, there are two people with single swords in their backs!" One pass ten, ten pass Bai, in less than half a day, it has become "Niu Tianci said: He saw ten men with single swords!" I heard that lest I be wrong, I have to ask in person: "Did you see ten men with single swords?" Denied, "Maybe it's eleven, they run too fast, they're all scuds, it's not easy to count, it must be eleven!" Tianci's reputation has been restored, he can't be an illegitimate child at all, and no one can count. I said so; he is Zhu Guangzu.The director personally appointed him as the deputy director of the detective unit.Even the director went to the bathroom with ten pickets following him, fearing that there might be assassins there.Tianci had never breathed such a sweet breath before, and he didn't take the deputy director seriously, but what he liked was that he could use his imagination at will, and what he imagined would not only frighten others, but also frighten himself.He will gradually turn from joking to doing something serious, and he feels that there is really an assassin in ambush.He suggested to the gentlemen: You must invite Mr. Wushu to teach everyone how to play darts.This is unique again, no one thinks of the martial arts teachers - the teachers usually don't think much of him.The teachers also admire Niu Tianci.

At this moment, the really serious news came: the new director had already negotiated with the county, and he was going to bring 20 security teams to take over with arms!Everyone asked the martial arts instructor for advice, and he said that he could beat forty boys by himself.He has an iron shirt and cinnabar palms, making him invulnerable.But after staying for a while, he sneaked away.As soon as he slipped away, everyone panicked even more.A general meeting was held, and the primary school students in the first grade were so frightened that they pissed their pants. At that time, the health department went to the camera to deal with it.Naturally, the teacher came up with a good idea: install a grid at the door.Junior students have three days off.The advanced ones have to bring weapons and block defense behind the power grid.The students immediately went home to get weapons, and some did not dare to come back.Tianci was very enthusiastic. He called the power grid a net of heaven and earth, and it would surely catch a few goblins.He found out the old bamboo knife and went back to school secretly without telling his mother.Sure enough, iron wires were installed on the school gate, but the electricity has not been connected yet.Tianci was holding a bamboo knife and standing inside the gate, his eyes were shining all over the place, his thin lips were biting, waiting for the fight wholeheartedly, he was very sincere.People coming and going at the door looked closely at the door: grid!Grid!This time there is a lot of fun!This makes Tianci's heart beat faster, he is a real Huang Tianba who is a chivalrous man.At two o'clock in the afternoon, although the senior students only came back halfway, they couldn't wait any longer.The gate was closed and the electric current was connected. Tianci heard the voice outside the gate, as if there were heavenly soldiers and generals shouting faintly!

When there was no movement until four o'clock, Tianci became impatient.Let's go, take a break, he's coming to my father's strength.He went to the faculty lounge, he was the deputy director.He casually picked up the tea bowl used by the gentlemen and drank a bowl, which was very vigorous.He found a seat and sat down, putting the knife beside his leg.When the body is tired, the mind becomes dull, and he wants to sleep.He closed his eyes.At about half past four, he was woken up.There are two security teams standing in front of you! "what is it call?" "Niu Tianci," Tianci was inexplicable.

"What are you doing?" one asked, and the other wrote in a small notebook. "Deputy Director of the Detective Unit!" "Deputy director, hey?" The security team looked at Tianci and smiled. "Go, go home!" "I'm serving here!" Tianci still refused to leave. "Fuck you, kid!" The security team grabbed him by the shoulders and pushed him outside. When he arrived in the courtyard, Tianci's heart sank, and the security team was sent everywhere.It turned out that the new director knew that there was a power grid at the gate, so he climbed a ladder from behind and jumped over the wall to enter.He had to go home, although he regretted not being able to fight for a while.

Two days later, he went to the school to take a look.The slogans outside the door had been changed: "Welcome Director X with a revolutionary spirit!" "Down with Director X who is a running dog of imperialism!" He recognized the handwriting, and it was written by his senior Mr. Ren.A notice was pasted next to the gate: "...Niu Tianci...waiting for ten, he should be fired immediately!" Tianci is confused, what kind of trick is this?Look, yes, he was fired.He didn't dare to go in and ask questions. There was a security team standing at the door with guns! He walked home very slowly, not daring to tell his mother that she was not feeling well these days.But I have to tell you that this is not the kind of thing like losing a tube of pencils or something.How to tell?The more he thought about it, the more confused he became.Don't think about it, go and see your mother first, and if it happens that your mother likes it, tell her.He pretended to be okay and went into his mother's house.His eyes and expression betrayed himself, and his mother could tell: "Fuguan, what's wrong with the school?"

Tianci wanted to laugh, but he didn't.The biggest humiliation for a primary school student is probably expulsion, right? "No, no—" he stammered. "What's wrong? Fuguan!" Mom's expression was a little scary. "Open, fired!" Tianci turned his head aside. "who you?" "I!" Mom didn't speak for a long time.Raise an official son, that's all!Ten years of painstaking efforts, in vain!Godsend was fired!But mother must know the truth, why expulsion? Godsend can't tell. Mom got to the school to ask.To reduce her disappointment with her son, the mother hoped that this was the fault of the school authorities.She has to ask.If the school is really wrong, she can't let it go so easily; she has a name in Yuncheng!

Tianci is afraid that her mother will go, because her health is not very good.But I want her to go again.Ask to understand. "Go! Come with me!" Mom was very determined. Tianci knew her mother's temper and dared not not go.What an embarrassment!Mom went to quarrel with Mr.; can you not quarrel?Isn't mother and husband the most respected person on weekdays?Watch them bicker!His hands trembled. The old lady Niu took Tianci and walked into the school gate with the utmost dignity.Godsend had to get into the ground.He can't stand this fight.He likes to play, but he doesn't have to play; he uses his imagination when playing, and is careless when not playing; he is afraid of his mother's serious and practical attack.Security police stopped them.

"Niu Tianci's mother, Mrs. Niu, sees your director!" Mom said clearly in one breath. "The director is missing," said the policeman, with a haughty air. "You said that? Did you—say it?" Mom's eyes fixed on the policeman's face. "Okay, let's talk about it in the county!" The police are furious.He took a look at the old lady Niu's clothes, and began to retreat: "Go and see, the director may see you." "Maybe why? Mrs. Niu only came here to reward him, call him out!" Tianci felt her mother's hand tightened.He wanted to admire his mother, but he couldn't. He thought it was too serious.

The director came out and let the old lady Niu into the reception room. "Old lady Niu?" The director rubbed his hands.In his thirties, he was dressed in a western suit with a toad head on it, and he was breathing while talking. "Are you the director who jumped over the wall?" Mrs. Niu closed her eyelids and put her hands on her knees. Her voice was low and powerful, like a queen mother. "I'm not here to beg you to take in Tianci again, understand; let me ask you why you fired him?" The old lady raised her eyelids and looked at the toad head. The director rubbed his hands, inhaled, and opened his mouth, feeling very proud: The old lady didn't ask for her life to be taken back, so that's easy; it doesn't matter if the words sound good or not.Even so, he couldn't think of what to say for a moment.Rub your hands again, inhale, and open your mouth.Tianci was very sad for him. "Yes, yes," the director rubbed his hands: "It's nothing, old lady, please go back!" "You haven't explained it yet," the old lady's deep eye pits were filled with black fire: "Why did you fire him? " "Yes, I just arrived here, so I don't quite understand what the teachers propose." The director will be angry: "Old lady, don't—" "Don't do it? Don't? The old lady is happy to come to teach you a lesson today! You, it's up to you, what else is there to play?! You can ask, I have a name and surname! I want to make you settle down as the director, I'm not raised by my mother!" The old lady was not sure about this, but she knew that the teachers in Yuncheng would not dare to provoke businessmen. Sure enough, the director wasn't angry anymore; he was afraid that some parents would come out to make trouble.It is easy to deal with the troubles of the peers, but the parents are another matter; running an education in Yuncheng and offending the parents of the students is full of danger of being pushed into the river.He rubbed his hands again, looking like a big fly with no idea what to do. "Yes, yes, old lady, please go back! I'll go and discuss it, and I can find a way!" "Use a big sedan chair with eight people to carry it back. We don't read it here anymore. You don't need to do it. Let me ask you why you fired Tianci; you can't tell! Either you are stupid or your father is stupid. Leave yours alone. Leave mine alone! How did you say that! Godsend, bow to the director, let's go!" The director could only take a breath, but he tried his best to send the old lady outside the school gate: "Go slowly, old lady! Yes!" Tianci was very sad.He thought of Lao Hei's kid fishing for frogs outside the city. In order to eat a fly, the frog's gills were hanging on the hook, its eyes were protruding so high, and its legs were kicking in the air. No matter how people fiddle with it, it only bulges its belly.The director looks like this frog!He hasn't eaten all day.
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