Chapter 32 Lao Zhang's Philosophy (32)

"What do women do?" After hearing Lan Xiaoshan's words, Wang De was puzzled. After returning home, he didn't dare to ask Li Jing in front of Aunt Zhao, so he wrote a small note and secretly handed it to Li Jing.Li Jing's answer, also written on a note, was: "Women are made to be playthings for men!" Wang De became even more skeptical: Lan Xiaoshan said so, and Li Jing said so too!not understand!Write another note, ask carefully! Writing notes is the favorite of young students. If people collect those notes, they can write a good article on youth psychology.It's a pity that those papers were either torn or thrown into the stove; Wang De chewed the papers in his mouth and then spit in the spittoon.A few years ago, he handed a schoolmate a piece of paper, which read: "Lao Zhang is a big bastard".After being discovered by Lao Zhang, Wang De, who beat him, thought he was a "bad boy", which was the reason why he chewed the note.

Li Jing's note was received by Wang De again, which said: "I have no choice but to be a plaything. If there are any men in the world—Wang De, or you—who don't treat women as playthings, they can only be called blessed." I'm hopeless to enjoy my daughter!" Aunt Zhao followed Li Jing closely, Wang De couldn't get close to her, and was too embarrassed to ask Li Ying, so he lowered his head and frowned, and walked down the street. It was still early, and it was not time to work in the newspaper office.He walked to Central Park confidently, and bought a ticket to enter in a daze.It was the New Year, and there were a lot of tourists; Wang De paid no attention to men, but only to women, because he hoped to gain some knowledge on the attitudes of most women to help him solve the problems he wanted to solve.

A group of women, some have red rouge all over their faces, like a female Guan Gong; Some twisted and patted the specially developed part of the knees and waists; some were wrapped in mink fur from head to tail, and four mothers supported one, moving forward like earthworms; There are foreign leather shoes with a ball of white cotton exposed on the heel; some have blue glasses on their white faces, but they only have one eye when they look closely: "They must be playthings!" Wang De thought: "There are those who love Guan Gong, and there are Those who love Cao Cao, this is the reason why they all dress up differently!..." "Are there any exceptions? I'm a man who doesn't treat women as playthings. Are there any women who don't treat themselves as playthings? Li Jing?..."

The more Wang De thought about it, the more confused he became. Standing under a big pine tree, he said to the pine tree: "Old pine! You have lived so many years, do you understand?" Old pine shook his head slightly. "For nothing! Old Song! If I want to be as old as you, I will know everything." Wang De lightly hit Lao Song a few times, and Lao Song was as unconscious as the old man, showing nothing.Wang De was helpless, and lazily left the park to go to the newspaper office. "Xiao Shan! You are right!" Wang De wanted to talk to Xiao Shan wholeheartedly. "What words?"

"Women are playthings!" "Who said this?" "You said it yesterday, you told me!" "I don't!" "You said that when you were eating sugar cookies yesterday, forgot?" "That's right! I remembered! Forgive me, I've lost my mind during the Chinese New Year these few days! Every day, those annoying relatives and friends buy wine, and I have no choice but to socialize! Look, at nine o'clock last night, there was still The deputy chief of staff took me to an appointment on the phone; firstly, he was my father’s friend, and secondly, I was working in the newspaper industry, so how could I offend him? Go! Dasheng! The “Osmanthus Wings” prepared by that gentleman , It’s firewood and hard, worse than fish head! If I had a cook like that, I would have sent him to the police station!” Xiao Shan said like strings of beads, paying no attention to Wang De’s question.

When friends get to know each other well, they can forgive each other even if there is some dislike. Wang De doesn't like to listen to Xiao Shan's talk, but the terms "deputy chief of staff" and "osmanthus wings" are very appropriate as a foil, so The rhetoric is wonderful, but the reality of dislike is forgotten. "Dasheng! Do you have any news releases?" Xiao Shan asked again without waiting for Wang De to speak. "No!" "Write a few quickly, or I won't be able to fill in the board today!" "I really have nothing to write!"

"Write casually: The old lady Wang from the north of the city fell from a foreign car and only scratched a piece of skin on her palm; a car hit an old tree and did not hurt anyone. ... Who can get to the bottom of it and ask for evidence. Write it quickly, otherwise It's a collapse!" Xiao Shan was very anxious, as if he was very responsible for his position. "Spreading rumors to cause trouble, I can't do it!" Wang De was really upset! "Come on! Dasheng! Compliment me! Spreading rumors is my fault, and it has nothing to do with you. You just have to help a good friend!" Xiao Shan couldn't stop bowing to Wang De with his hands down.The thin body is bent forward, like a small female yellow croaker that has finished laying eggs.

Good words are the best tool to persuade good people to do evil, Xiao Shan wants to force Wang De, Wang Dexu and Xiao Shan to declare war!However, Xiao Shan begged Wang De, what could be more sad than refusing someone else's begging?So Wang De was helpless, and after writing for a long time, he could only write three articles out of nothing.After reading it, Xiao Shan couldn't help but praise him, especially the one about Central Park.He took a pen and added the titles one by one. For the one about Central Park, he added: "When you visit the park, you meet a banshee, and when you cross a waterside pavilion, you meet a mountain monster."

I heard that because of this topic, the newspaper sold more than 500 copies that day.Of course, the kid who sold the newspaper that day shouted: "Look at the old monster in the park!" "Is it the newspaper's fault, or do people want to read this kind of news?" The more Wang De thought about it, the more unhappy he became, and he decided to resign. Then he remembered that Li Jing had told him that everything should be patient, and suppressed his anger. ... Her words, she was meant to be a plaything ... unbelievable! Bearing all the troubles that a good young man should have, Wang De finished his work and went to the city listlessly.