Chapter 31 Lao Zhang's Philosophy (31)

Lan Xiaoshan told Wang De that he spent at least one and a half dollars a day to eat in restaurants, and the food he ate was not palatable.Wang De didn't know how to eat a meal that cost more than one yuan, because he had only eaten a meal that cost at most twenty cents; but he couldn't help but believe that there was no such thing, although he had no experience. The newspaper opened, and Wang De came to work early.As soon as he entered the door, he saw that the left hand of the gatekeeper was holding a newspaper with a thin and small brown sugar sesame paste cake on it; he was walking towards Lan Xiaoshan's house with a bowl of boiled water in his right hand.

Wang De had never eaten a meal that cost one and a half yuan, but he had eaten sugar cakes, and sugar cakes were definitely not one and a half yuan, and they were so thin and small!Lan Xiaoshan was sitting in the room and saw Wang De through the glass window. "Come in!" Wang De was embarrassed to refuse, and went in with the gatekeeper.The gatekeeper asked, "Do you want anything else, Mr. Lan?" "Go!" Xiao Shan's words to his servants were always simple and commanding.Wang De sat down, and Xiao Shan took the sugar cake, chewed it slowly and freely. "My stomach can't stand such a greasy thing! You know, relatives and friends must treat me to dinner during the New Year's Eve. Their New Year's dishes are oily and meaty, and my stomach hurts if I eat them; if I don't eat them, they will criticize me again. Proud to choose food! Difficult, difficult! Today I specially bought a piece of sugar cake to eat, you know, sesame paste is the most filling stomach! Chinese families must be reformed, even the way of cooking must be greatly changed!" Xiao Shan After eating the cake, he poured down a bowl of boiling water gently.After drinking the water, I took out two golden orange peels from the drawer.Put one piece in your mouth, put the other piece in the palm of your hand, and say to Wang De like the boss of a silver shop looking at the quality of the silver: "Master! It's ridiculous to say! It's an ordinary thing. Yesterday there were more than a dozen people at the table. Individuals don't know."

"What's the matter, Xiaoshan?" "You see, oranges are the best from Guangzhou, but how can you test whether they are from Guangzhou?" "I have no idea!" "You don't know either? Look here!" Xiao Shan put the hard side of the orange peel on the outside and the white skin on the wall, and it really stuck! "This is from Guangzhou! If you can't post it, it's a fake! I had a big meal in the Western Canteen yesterday, so I posted it for them to see; this is common sense!" Saying that, Xiao Shan took off the orange peel from the wall and put it in the drawer.

The two talked back and forth and talked about marriage issues.Talking about the relationship between men and women is the most proud thing for a group of new youths.Moreover, the two men talked about the woman once, and at that time they felt that their friendship was much deeper. "I understand women's psychology better than men's, even though I am a man." Xiao Shan said. "I understand the principle of love better than anyone else. Although I have no intention of getting married now, women are just a kind of beautiful but insubstantial thing that lures men! Love is another term for sexual intercourse. When you see a woman, no matter whether it is black or white Go up and seduce her once. You can see through her psychology and build up your own courage. You are considered to be in love with everyone! I have no intention of getting married now. I surround it!"

"I—I dare not—" "If you have something to say, please say it. Fortunately, it's just a small talk." "I dare not say that your experience is correct." Wang De blushed again! "I believe that women can sacrifice anything. If she loves a man, the man doesn't understand them, but sees them as weak and dependent! As for the principle of love, I don't understand at all, but I don't think it's adultery, but It's holy!" Wang De couldn't make sense, especially since this was the first time he was arguing with Xiao Shan, he couldn't think about it calmly in his heart, even if he remembered it, he couldn't express it in his mouth.Xiao Shan focused his eyes on his nose again, and kept nodding his head.

"Dasheng! You have never made friends with women, so you can see how tall they are. After you have been hurt by them, you will understand my words!" "I also have a girlfriend..." Wang De was provoked and immediately told the truth.I regret it, but I can't take it back! "Really?" Xiao Shan took off his glasses, wiped them, and rubbed his eyes.The muscles and muscles of the face are all wrinkled, and the wrinkled lines are not a sign of crying, nor are they smiling, nor are they half-crying and half-laughing. I can find a slightly similar saying among the indescribable, just like English little "bulldog" face.

"Yes!" Wang De will always look down on those who "say nothing" and so bravely admit it. "Tell me, who is she? I'll help you get her!" Xiao Shan gently brushed Wang De's face with the sleeve of the big silk shirt that was longer than the sleeve of the leather jacket. "She is just like me and my own sister and brother. Now we hope to have a better relationship than sister and brother! I don't want to hear the word 'nong', I respect and love her very much!" Wang De began to dislike Xiaoshan a little today, but I'm only talking about love. As for other knowledge, a hill is still a hill; how can people be perfect?Those who can write good poems and essays may sometimes do very disgraceful things, but his poems and essays still have their value. "Who is she? Let's do it or don't do it. Anyway, I want to help you out of good intentions! You don't understand women's psychology as well as I do!"

"Li Ying's sister, we have known each other since childhood!" Wang De said solemnly. "Whoa! That Li Ying in the church?" "His sister!" "Good! Good! Are you engaged?" "We promise each other, there is no formal rule!" "Okay! I'll help you! I don't intend to get married, because I think women are playthings, and I look down on them, but I'm willing to help others to do good things, so maybe I can change my stereotypes about women!" Wang De - an honest boy - told Xiao Shan everything.Xiao Chu fully agreed to help Wang De, and then the two split up to do their work. …………

Lao Zhang and Lan Xiaoshan have different philosophies, so their attitudes towards women are also different.Lao Zhang’s buying women is the same as buying estimated clothes, he wants good quality and cheap; if the clothes don’t fit, he can sell them again.Except for his grandmother, Xiao Shan can attack anyone who is a woman, as long as there is an opportunity to take advantage of it!From the point of view of love, it's not that grandma has any certain difficulties, it's because she is old!Flatter them, give them a small advantage, they will fall into your trap just after a few words.When you get tired of playing with one, go to flatter others and give them small advantages, so you have to abandon the old, the new smiles at you, and the old cries at you. Anyway, their crying and laughing are their own making!

If it weren't for the debts owed to him by others, Lao Zhang would not take money to buy a man, but the repayment of debts is a loss of money. In this regard, he is not as good as Xiao Shan who only spends two cents to buy a movie ticket for the women!It's not that Lao Zhang's brain power is weaker than Xiao Shan's, and his views are lower than Xiao Shan's, but that Lao Zhang and Xiao Shan represent different eras and different cultures!Lao Zhang is the orthodox Chinese culture of the 18th century, while Xiao Shan has the Western civilization of the 20th century.It is not easy for Lao Zhang to understand Xiao Shan, and it is not easy for Xiao Shan to understand Lao Zhang. Unfortunately, they live in the same society, so they inevitably conflict and attack each other, and become more and more incompetent with each other.Otherwise, with Lao Zhang's cleverness, why not buy a movie ticket to get a girl, and he will definitely pay a few hundred yuan in debt!Otherwise, why doesn't Xiaoshan buy it for three hundred yuan and sell it for five hundred yuan, earning two hundred yuan for nothing, and before selling it, he can still...