Chapter 132 pig farm

Brother Song intends to inspect around. The so-called inspection is nothing more than superiors walking around, shaking hands with people, listening to reports, and gossiping about everything for the common people. Well done, wonderfully blown, croakingly awesome! The inspection is a good opportunity to get in touch with the leaders. If you boast well and give some important gifts, you will be close to being promoted. The itinerary was decided by the army, and Cao Zheng planned to turn around. He spent all his money and sent 100 gold through Lin Chong. The first stop was at the pig farm. The pig farm is divided into eight pig pens. Cao Zheng hung a big sign of "loyalty" on the lintel of each pig pen, and named each pig pen, Song's first pen, Song's second pen, Song's Three laps...

There are a thousand pigs registered in the register, but there are only a hundred pigs left in the pen. It's not that he killed and ate them himself, but too many people went through his back door. One pig is killed for today's birthday, and the other for a hundred days tomorrow. Kill one, kill again and again, there are only a few left, what should I do? It's okay, the pen is dead, but the pig is alive! Cao Zheng first gathered a hundred pigs in the first pigsty, and planned to rush to the second pigsty from the back trough immediately after Brother Song finished his inspection. After all, pigs have four legs and can run faster than humans.In order to make the pigs obedient, this guy came up with a trick, knocking on the clapper when feeding the pigs. He practiced repeatedly for several months. They were not fed two days earlier.

Brother Song arrived, and Cao Zheng first made a report, saying that in his daily work, he always kept the word "loyalty" in mind, and guided the pig raising business with the idea of ​​loyalty, which achieved remarkable results. One breeding pig is only matched with one sow, and now hundreds of sows have successfully conceived piglets, and the brothers applaud.Cao Zheng changed the subject, it's all thanks to Brother Song! Everyone applauded again, at first enthusiastically, then lazily, and finally only Lu Zhishen was left clapping fiercely. I felt that the words were a bit awkward, and stopped after clapping twice. Brother Song's face turned purple.

The military master was busy trying to smooth things over, saying that the pig fat was really fat. Brother Song borrowed the donkey from the slope and praised, "It's really fat." It's his habit to pat the pig's head. Brother Song didn't wash his hands after eating the fish in the morning, and his hands smelled fishy. The pig was also dizzy from hunger. When Brother Song stretched out his hand to pat the pig's head, he was turning his head and talking to the military adviser with a smile. The big sow weighed a full two hundred catties, and when she slammed the pig's head and screamed, Brother Song was dragged into the pigsty. The brothers were horrified and jumped into the pigsty to show off their martial arts and fight against the pigs. Wu Song beat with his fists, Lu Zhishen hugged the pig and threw it, Shi Qian jumped up and down and scratched, Hua Rong didn't bring a bow and arrow, he just screamed, I kicked, and it took a lot of effort to get Brother Song out of the pigsty. rescued.

Brother Song was bitten off his hand, Army Master Wu lost his fan, and everyone was wounded. Since the brothers went to Liangshan, there have been hundreds of battles. This is the most embarrassing time, but also the most injured. Big Brother Song tried his best, he was slightly injured and couldn't get out of the line of fire, so he simply bandaged him and continued to inspect. In the second circle, the group of pigs was already waiting. Everyone was panting heavily, and the pigs were also panting heavily. The big sow rushed to the front, and the corner of her mouth was still stained with blood.

Brother Song made another old mistake, walked over and pointed at it, and said in surprise, oops!You see, this pig is really similar to the one just now! Before she finished speaking, the big sow put her two front paws on the pigpen, opened her mouth, swung her head, and dragged Brother Song into it again. No way, the crowd rushed to fight the group of pigs again, and this time Brother Song was even more embarrassed, with a bruised nose and swollen face, and a smell of pigs all over his body. Brother Song climbed out of the pigsty, and the first thing he did was to order the two pigs to be chopped off.