Chapter 131 big shit

No matter what the weather is, there are people who are busy. Young people are busy making love, the moon is dark and the wind is high, robbers are busy killing people and setting fires, droughts and floods, and officials are busy crying everywhere. Today, the sun is very good, neither poisonous nor spicy, warm, it is a good time to brag.You have to choose a place for bragging, which is also particular. It is best to have a lot of people, little wind, and high sun. Usually, it is in the Juyi Hall. When there is a meeting, blow it inside, and move a stool outside when you have nothing to do.

When I arrived, there was a circle of brothers around the door. Wu Song sat on the stone lion on the left side of the door, his left leg was curled up and stepped on the lion's head, his right leg was drooping, and he concentrated on shaving his nails with a ring knife. When the wind blew, his hair flew up. He's quite cool, he talks less and less now, he used to brag about fighting a tiger with his bare hands when he was drunk, but now he basically doesn't mention it, he always sits on the side with a cold face, listening to other people's bragging, and occasionally hums and laughs.

Lu Zhishen sat on the ground on the right side of the door, lying on all fours, with his back against the stone lion, laughing at everything others said, but this guy has no nerve in his head. Liu Tang sat on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, Ruan Xiaoqi lay on the back of the chair, Wang Aihu sat cross-legged on the ground, his legs were short, and he never stretched them out, Yu Baosi was too tall, he couldn't even squat and sit. Comfortable, just put your hands in your pockets, lean on the big flagpole of "Walking the Way for the Sky", the most amusing time, sit on the back of the chair, with your feet in the air, steady.

I found a place in the crowd to sit down, and everyone talked to each other, and the blowing was in full swing. Just as the wind was blowing, Big Brother Song came. Everyone hurriedly stood up to welcome the leader to blow. Shi Qian jumped off the chair, blew the dust on it, wiped it back and forth with his sleeve several times, straightened the chair, and respectfully Brother Song gave way to the chair. Everyone kept silent, and waited for Big Brother Song to brag about those few things, nothing more than killing people, being in prison, and fighting in wars. Far from it. Flattery is also a profound knowledge, not only to make the leader happy, but also to watch all directions and listen to all directions, don't hurt other people's hands. Last time, Liu Tanggang was not even one ten thousandth of Brother Song, Wang Xiaohu Just pick it up, it's not even one-thousandth of Brother Song's, and it annoys Liu Tang, aren't you just showing that you are ten times stronger than me?

In fact, I know all about the things Brother Song bragged about. He has indeed killed people, he has killed two, one is on the bed, he fought with an 18-year-old girl for hundreds of rounds, and his face was scratched ten times Dao, it was finally solved with a knife; the other one, named Liu Gao, was tied to a pillar. He went to stab him eight or nine times before stabbing him to death. People can't do it! Don't mention the matter of going to jail, as soon as I mention it, I will get angry. If I didn't raise my head to save him, he would have met the king of Hades long ago. Now every time I mention this, I have to pretend to be a grandson. Thank you for your support.

There is nothing unusual about going to the battlefield, just a few battles back and forth, fighting a small Zhujiazhuang, and you have to use some strategies that combine internal and external. Of course, I can only talk about this in my heart, and I also pretend to be interested. Brother Song was blowing in full swing. I don’t know who farted. It was extremely smelly. All the brothers were dizzy from the smoke, but they all had sullen faces. No one frowned, and no one dared to cover their noses. No one could be sure who farted it. , in case Brother Song let it go, and you dislike it again, wouldn't you be walking around without smelling it?

The scene froze for a while, everyone sat with a straight face, not even coughing, Brother Song also shut up, although this is nothing, it's a big deal, but it depends on who put it on, the leader , Big things are big things, the farts of the leaders are the same as what they say, every time they smash a hole, every time they open a nail, they must not be taken lightly. At this time, Shi Qian jumped out and said, Brothers, I'm sorry, it was my younger brother who released it just now, and it has infected everyone. The brothers immediately relaxed, covering their noses and yelling, Liu Tang took off his shoes and threw them over, Yu Baosi hurried away, saying don't smoke Brother Song, Brother Song shook his head, smiled, got up and left.

When Brother Song walked away, Shi Qian jumped on the chair again, triumphantly, smiling like a flower, and said that he was not the one who let it go just now, and he was just taking the blame for others. The brothers suddenly realized, and all of them looked envious. The opportunity to take the blame for the leader is a rare one. Everyone complimented him for his quick response, and promotion and fortune are just around the corner. Bai Sheng said pitifully, "Brother Shi, don't forget to support me when you get promoted!"While talking and smiling, that expression is so disgusting, if there is a tail and wagging twice, the effect will be perfect!

Time has changed even more. I kept regretting, why didn't I jump out at that time! On the way back, Wang Xiaohu kept snickering behind him. I asked him what he was laughing at, but he saw no one in front of him, so he leaned into my ear and said, in fact, I did that fart.