Chapter 52 Yang Zhi's ancestor

Another brother went up the mountain today. At this time, Chao Tianwang, Brother Song and Yang Zhi were the most active on the mountain. Chao Tianwang used the same tricks over and over to recruit people into the group, offering a seat, giving money, begging for a leader, bragging that if one person joins the group, the whole family is glorious, it's so low-level!The typical head is squeezed by the door panel, holding the dung as a steamed bun, unable to recognize the situation clearly. You value Liang Shanbo's seat, but the officials of the Song Dynasty don't pay attention to it; if you want to talk about money, you don't care, whoever is an official is short of ten thousand and eight thousand silver; The body, leaving a stain, will delay the future, and no one cares.

Brother Song is different, talking nonsense when he sees people, and talking nonsense when he sees ghosts.With military officers, discuss serving the country and killing the enemy, and scold mothers when they are emotional; with officials, discuss traitorous officials who misuse the country, and come up with dirty jokes about officialdom from time to time; with scholars, discuss and discuss the way of Confucius and Mencius. Can form a life-and-death friendship with people. Brother Song talked about spear and stick kung fu with people today, gesticulating, acting like an insider, as if he was an unrivaled master, who made people stunned for a while, and wanted to worship him as a teacher on the spot.

I laughed secretly in my heart, if he really had such good kung fu, he wouldn't be able to fight a little girl like Yan Poxi for 30 rounds without deciding the outcome and had to use a knife to solve it. But Brother Song has this ability, he speaks lies in a serious manner, and there is no flaw at all. You can’t help but believe it. Sometimes even he himself believes it. He has reached the highest level of lying: even he can’t tell which is true and which is not. Sentence false. This fellow Yang Zhi has a green face and long fangs, and looks like a wild boar. No matter who he meets, he will definitely ask him what his ancestors do before he can say a few words.After the questioning, no matter whether people ask him or not, he will bring out his ancestors to show off: after three generations of generals, he is the grandson of Wuhou Yang Linggong.

Drinking with him is really disgusting, if you compare yourself to your descendants, if your descendants fail to live up to the competition, you can go back and give two slaps to relieve your anger, and educate you earnestly, he just compares you to your ancestors, you can't pull your ancestors out of the grave Live again. My ancestors have nothing to brag about. The last eight generations were all poor people. King Chao Tian was a robber, Brother Song was a landlord, and Master Wu Jun was a farmer. There is nothing to show off. How amazing is it to have a good ancestor?No matter how strong your ancestors are, can they be cash cows after eating?No matter how powerful your ancestors are, wouldn't they still give birth to you, a useless birdman?

Later, after Guan Sheng went up the mountain, this fellow was not so arrogant. Guan Sheng's ancestor was not a human being, but a god. No matter how powerful your ancestor is, can you compare with a god? Annoyed Guan Erye, say hello to Hades, replace Mengpo soup with Erguotou, let you be a cow in the next life in reincarnation, every day someone touches and no one rides, you will die of aggrievedness!