Chapter 51 Old Huang at night

Lao Huang grazes in the back mountain, he is leisurely and leisurely, sometimes he is very envious of it, he doesn’t need to go to battle, he doesn’t need to go around to make connections with others, occasionally he gets two slaps, he can eat and drink, he is happy and yells twice, when he is not happy Just sleep with his mother, be as happy as you want. Today, Mrs. Gu even got 20 bowls of yin, the more I thought about it, the more angry I was, and I was about to slap Lao Huang twice to relieve my anger, when I suddenly found that Lao Huang's cow's face was swollen, and his eyes were narrowed into slits.

I wonder, I haven't fanned it recently, what's going on?Who the hell puts down such a heavy hand, doesn't treat livestock as human beings. I'm always very smart when I'm drunk, and I don't make much noise. I decided to hide and see what happened. The surrounding area is open and there is no shelter. There is a puddle not far away. The water grass is half the height of a person. inside. On the top of the head. Chao Tianwang came staggeringly, saw no one was around, pointed at Lao Huang and cursed: You black fat man, you can’t find it if you throw it in the cinders, you can’t run around Liangshan eight times without clothes at night A pickle that no one has seen, a bastard with a blacker face than the bottom of the pot, and a blacker heart than his face, if I hadn't led my brothers to rob the execution ground, you would have reported to the underworld a long time ago.It's good now, win people's hearts everywhere, and fight against me everywhere.Others say you are righteous, what a fart of righteousness!If you weren't afraid that I would tell you about the money I gave you, would you be so kind to report to me?Tell me, how much money did you charge me when you were the escort.

After Chao Tianwang finished cursing, he stretched out his hand and slapped Lao Huang twice. The slap was so hard that I was anxious to hear it. After fanning, I walked straight over, my heart was beating wildly, thinking that I had been discovered, but I didn't expect this guy to walk to the puddle, unbuckle his belt, and there was a slap in the face. I just felt a heat pouring from the top of my head. King Chao Tian walked away, I wiped my face and was about to get up, when Big Brother Song came. Brother Song wandered around and suddenly said, I saw you, come out! I was startled, I thought he had seen it, and was about to jump out, when it suddenly occurred to me that this guy often plays tricks, and he is probably bluffing people again.

Sure enough, Brother Song saw no one answered, turned around, and cursed at Lao Huang: Chao Da Leng, what are you capable of calling yourself the king of heaven, bah!How shameless, when I was in Yuncheng County, I followed behind my ass every day, with one bite on the left and one bite on the right, a jujube today and a melon tomorrow, dragging me into the water, but now it’s fine, pretending to be a dog garlic!What do you know?Yesterday I asked you if you knew Du Fu, and you said you had never had a drink with him, but today I praised Li Bai for his literary talents, but you actually said that you would invite someone to the mountain, he has been dead for two hundred years, where would you invite him?

After Brother Song finished cursing, he slapped Lao Huang twice, stretched himself, looked around, and walked straight towards me. ... After finally getting Brother Song away, I climbed out, walked up to Lao Huang, gave him two slaps, and went down the mountain bitterly. On the way, I met Wu Junshi, Wang Xiaohu, Yang Zhi...