Chapter 47 drinking order

Liangshan has nothing else to do, drinking, robbing, bragging, nothing more. Drinking at a party today, there are cultural drinking orders, and uneducated answering questions. I am very conscious and sit at the table answering questions obediently. Wang Xiaohu, who has only studied for two days and can't even memorize the three-character scriptures, dares to go to the educated table to pretend to be aggressive. Every time he is so drunk that he hugs the old Huang and calls his mother. The educated table gets drunk." I have figured out his drinking order, just that one sentence over and over again, what is "wine is made of rice, it is wrong not to drink..." How obscene and obscene it is, bah!The cheapest people are invincible, Wang Xiaohu is considered as cheap as home.

Chao Tianwang took the first glass of wine and said, "Women drink more, and all men go in." Everyone laughed, and I laughed too. In fact, I really didn't think it was funny. Since everyone laughed, I had no choice but to echo it. Bao Xu next to him was laughing, tears were streaming down my face, I was very surprised, this guy didn't know a single word, there was no reason to be smarter than me, I quietly asked him what was so funny, this guy wiped his tears and said seriously, I do not know either. Brother Song took the second glass of wine and said, "If you have wine today, get drunk today, so as not to be sad in the future." Everyone applauded and did it.

Wu Junshi took the third glass of wine and said, "It is better to accompany the leader to vomit to your heart's content after reading thousands of books and traveling thousands of miles." Everyone applauded and did it. Next, we started to drink at separate tables. I was at the same table with Bao Xu, Lu Zhishen, Liu Tang, and the Ruan family brothers. At our table, Mrs. Gu was writing the questions. Said that she looks like a sow, she chased me for eight miles with a knife, damn, the pig is not angry yet she is angry. I'm not afraid either. Although I'm stupid compared to Wu Yong and others, I'm quite confident compared to Lu Zhishen and other idiots.

Mrs. Gu asked Bao Xu, how many suns are there in the sky, and Bao Xu answered one; asked Lu Zhishen, how many moons were in the sky, and Lu Zhishen answered one; it's my turn, how many stars in the sky? Damn, drink! Mrs. Gu continued to ask questions, asking Ruan Xiaoer how many heads a centipede has, answering one, and asking Ruan Xiaowu how many eyes a centipede has, answering two. I suddenly understood, and hurriedly said, you can't ask me how many legs a centipede has. Mrs. Gu snorted coldly, and asked me what else I couldn't ask. I thought for a while and said, as long as it's digital, I can't ask.

Mrs. Gu asked, a centipede has a total of thirty-four legs, which one should it use first when walking? "..." Damn, drink! Mrs. Gu continued to ask questions, asking Ruan Xiaoqi, which general did I send to the Taizu to attack Hou Tang, and answered Cao Bin; asked Shi Qian, how many people Cao Bin led to attack Hou Tang, and answered 100,000. Mrs. Gu looked at me with a sinister look, and asked me if there was anything I could not ask. I thought for a while and said, I can't ask the number, and I can't ask which leg Cao Bin stepped into the city gate first. Mrs. Gu nodded and asked, what are the names of the hundred thousand soldiers?

"..." Damn, drink!