Chapter 46 Lao Huang and Sophora japonica

Nothing has happened recently, and the promotion to the departmental cadre has always disappeared. When asked what is going on, the answer is always one sentence: still studying! When I am bored, I always go to the back mountain to see Lao Huang. Lao Huang is a cow, and I gave him the name. Old Huang is my spoil. Once when I went down the mountain to rob, I met a rich man driving his daughter in an ox cart to catch a temple fair. Without further ado, Wu Song beheaded the rich man, and Lu Zhishen robbed the property. I held an ax and hesitated at my daughter. I was different from Wu Song. He could be killed by everyone, but I didn't have the habit of killing women, especially young women. .

The woman was sitting behind the car with her head buried, shivering, looking at her back, she should be pretty. I used an ax to pry open the woman's scarf, and I was stunned immediately, half of my face was covered with pimples, densely packed, I couldn't help but think of a toad. Wu Song rushed over with his sword raised, but was also stunned. He liked to kill beautiful women, and he couldn't kill such ugly ones. The brothers booed and said that that woman is a good match for me, let me just marry her, I refused, because I am ugly, it does not mean that I like being ugly! The rule on the mountain is that no one will be left alive. After discussing for a long time, the brothers agreed that letting her live would be the greatest punishment for her, so they decided to take her up the mountain and make them Mrs. Yazhai whoever liked her.

The brothers were going back to the mountain, and there was no spare horse, and no one was willing to ride with her, saying that whoever snatches it counts, and I didn't want to go with her, so I had to give her the horse and let her go first. The brothers all came back with full rewards, and I was the only one who felt very annoyed because I was taken aback by her and didn't get anything for a while. There was only one cow left at the scene. When the brothers robbed, they rarely snatched the cow. It was too big to carry it after killing it, and it was too slow to lead it to make it late for the celebration banquet back home.

Looking at the backs of the brothers, the more I thought about it, the more irritable I became, and I was about to go back with the ax in hand. At this time, Lao Huang uttered "moo" twice. I was upset, so I turned around and gave him two slaps, this fellow Except for squinting his eyes, he didn't run or jump. I was about to kill this guy with an axe, when I suddenly thought, the way up the mountain is too far, and I still carry two axes, I am too tired, so I might as well ride and go back to kill and have a drink. This ox belongs to the donkey. I am tired from beating and moving. It is still walking slowly, so I just ignore it and go as fast as I can.

From noon to You time, from You time to Xu time, when the sun was setting, I finally reached halfway up the mountain, and I met that woman again, who was going down the mountain alone, I called her and asked her what was going on. She said that the leaders on the mountain looked down on her and asked her to go down the mountain quickly. I smiled, as expected. Her eyes looked like a wounded kitten, and I suddenly understood the joke that Wang Xiaohu once told: one beautiful and one ugly two women went out late at night, and they met gangsters on the way, and the gangsters let the ugly one go and defiled the beautiful one. Ask me, is it the pain of beauty or the pain of ugliness?I said of course it was the pain of beauty, but he said, wrong, it was the ugly one.

I have always wondered, but today, I seem to understand a little bit. I touched my pocket, only five taels of silver, and gave it all to her. She was very grateful, and said that she would never forget my great kindness and great virtue. This set of rhetoric is so old-fashioned. When I first became a robber, I also secretly let go of a few people. They thanked my eight generations of ancestors face to face. Turn around and go to the government to sue me, and describe my appearance in detail.That's all for nothing. What makes me angry is that I'm portrayed so ugly. It's really unreasonable. I hope this woman won't make me too ugly.

I asked her name, and she said it was Sophora japonica, I nodded and told her to go down the mountain slowly, don't worry, she looks very safe, and absolutely no one will think of her. I threw Lao Huang to the back mountain, and when I arrived at the Juyi Hall, the celebration banquet was over, I ate two mouthfuls of leftovers, drank two glasses of cold wine, I was full of fire, I couldn't sleep because of tossing and turning, I got up and ran Shan gave Lao Huang two more slaps, and then fell asleep contentedly. I am a very nosy person, and I often get angry, and I can't sleep when I get angry.Wu Yong gave an idea, counted sheep, and fell asleep when he counted a thousand. On the surface, I said that the military master’s clever plan was a good idea, but I kept cursing my mother in my heart. I can count ten sheep wrong. Where can I go? Count to a thousand.

Wang Xiaohu came up with an idea, saying that he fell asleep after marrying a wife, but he became lazy when he saw Zhang Qing's bird-like appearance every day with a blue nose and a swollen face. Now it's all right, when you are angry, go to the back mountain to slap Lao Huang twice, after the slap, the breath will be smooth, and you will sleep soundly.