Chapter 9 Chapter 9 Classroom

Walking to the old locust tree with a crooked neck at the gate of the school, the locust tree was in full bloom, and the pigtail repeatedly told Yang Yuyan to go with him in the future. Saying goodbye in a hurry, I couldn't help humming, "Xiao Erlang, carrying a schoolbag to school, not afraid of the sun or the wind and rain..." "Dangdangdang..." The bell sounded like a stone thrown into a calm pool, and the pot was smashed in the school at once, the buzzing voices gathered together, and the radio rang unknowingly, with a buzzing noise , Whispering endlessly into people's ears.

The classrooms of Dog Street Primary School are white-walled and blue-tiled houses built in the 1960s. There are two floors on each side, two floors, and three classrooms on each floor. The five grades are divided into classes one and two. There is a teacher's office and a room for storing sundries. There is a long and narrow playground in the middle of the school, and the teachers’ dormitory is in front of it. Two simple flower beds are built with bricks in front of the building, a flagpole is erected in the middle, and two large speakers are hung on the second floor of the teachers’ dormitory.

Class 1 of the third grade is on the first floor on the left. In the classroom, there are desks and stools scattered all over the classroom. The desks are made of three big wooden boards, one for each support, and a long board for seven or eight students. , which is a row.The stool is the same, but the legs of the stool are made of logs. As long as the two people on the left and right push their butts back at the same time, the whole row of people will fall down and fall completely. "Pigtail, I heard that Teacher Yang helped you make up your lessons?" A partner sitting in a row by the side asked softly. The little guy is very soft and beautiful, with a small nose and mouth, and a round head with a flat head, which is the closest to a pigtail. Yes, Wu Fei, the son of Wu Yinshu, secretary of the Goujie District Government.

Pigtail asked in a low voice: "How do you know?" Wu Fei said: "I heard what Luo Yong said. I just went to pee and met him. He said that you haven't caught cats with them in the past few nights. Teacher Yang made a mistake. Are you not afraid?" Pigtail smiled and said: "What are you afraid of? Well, don't inquire about it, it's the horse's head class later, let's come for a while?" Wu Fei laughed and said, "Okay! I love to see his horse's face turn red with anger, so you give orders later." The two laughed wickedly, and after a song was played on the radio, the physical education teacher screamed abnormally: "Assemble...everyone is here, assemble immediately!" The voice was accompanied by the bloody smell of coughing phlegm. It sounded like a roar from sleep, like someone was using a saw to hit the copper basin hard.

In the playground, the flat head was shaking, the braids were flying, colorful, and chirping started. After five minutes of chaos, the voice on the radio was hoarse. This basically made the whole school students stand in line, and then issued a password. , It’s nothing more than turning left and right, walking in unison, trotting twice, and finishing morning exercises. Ma Mingkun was in his forties, wearing a navy blue Chinese tunic suit, the cuffs and neckline were stained with stains, the grayness set off his black face, and his teeth were black because of years of smoking. "Stand up and salute! Teacher!"

Ma Mingkun stomped up to the podium, put down the textbook, stretched out two fingers to pick up a piece of chalk, and curled his other hand to lightly clasp it on the table, making a snatching sound.Pigtail slowly leaned his head on the table, and Wu Fei over there also leaned down. Pigtail blinked at him, and then blinked again, Wu Fei's eyes were already glowing with excitement. Pigtail opened its eyes violently, and then pushed its butt back hard, only to hear a bang, only Wu Fei was standing in the whole row, and Pigtail also fell down for some reason, and was screaming, it seemed It fell hard.

Ma Mingkun's eyeballs were reddish yellow, and he wished he could shoot two sticks to kill Wu Fei. He was startled just as he was about to speak. "Wu Fei! Stand on the podium!" A row of fallen children complained, and the people behind laughed. Wu Fei looked at Ma Mingkun blankly, wondering why the pig's tail also fell? At this time, Zhuwei heard Ma Mingkun's roar, and was secretly amused, Wu Fei is an idiot, today Ma's head is clearly in a bad mood, his face is black as coal, and he still dares to play, hum, it's a good thing I fell down with him , otherwise it will look good right now.

The flesh on Ma Mingkun's face kept trembling, and he wanted to raise his hand several times to scratch Wu Fei's ear, but when he thought of his father who was a secretary, he didn't dare to hit him after all. "Tell me, why did you disturb the classroom discipline? Don't you want to study anymore? You are not allowed to go home after school today! And... call your father!" Ma Mingkun almost expressed his anger by roaring. Wu Fei's small mouth twitched, but he couldn't hold back "Wow..." and howled, like a small long-term worker who was abused by the landlord. The pig's tail was amazed. , with an explosive voice, what would it be like to sing with Luo Yong?By the way, doesn't that cotton maker hate Luoyong's singing?When I went back at noon, I asked Luo Yong and Wu Fei to stand at the door of Crazy Wu's house to sing, and kept singing!

However, that person is a villain, maybe he will beat Luo Yong, forget it, just think of another way. Ma Mingkun was frightened by Wu Fei's howling, but he couldn't give in in front of so many students. He looked at Wu Fei coldly and said, "You cry! You have the nerve to cry after doing something bad? Look at so many students You stumbled, and the whole class was disturbed by you so that you couldn’t attend the class. You should reflect on it! Let everyone see your behavior, hmph, I’m ashamed to cry! Those people’s Liberation Army would rather bleed but not cry, it’s really useless !"

Upon hearing this, Wu Fei forcibly held back his tears, sobbing like he was pulling a bellows. Ma Mingkun heaved a sigh of relief, and said to Wu Fei, "Stand on the sidelines and listen to this class!" After finishing speaking, he began to give lectures slowly, with pigtails squinting his eyes and focused on listening to the lecture with a calm expression on his face. Wu Fei was like a girl, looking around cunningly, and when Ma Mingkun turned around, he stuck out his tongue behind his back, making a Grimacing face, the tear stains on his face made it dirty everywhere, and the pigtail pouted at him. Seeing the reaction of the pigtail, Wu Fei became energetic immediately. One of them was on the podium and the other was behind the desk, flirting with each other. Lip swearing at each other.

Wu Fei can make many gestures while standing. At this time, he only thought about how to make the pig's tail angry, so he turned around quietly, and compared his buttocks to the pig's tail. Immediately, a few little girls burst out laughing, and Pigtail hurriedly shouted: "Report to the teacher..." As soon as Ma Mingkun turned his head, he saw Wu Fei's buttocks that hadn't been retracted. Immediately, his blood rushed up, and he kicked up. Wu Fei fell into the corner with a groan, holding his buttocks in a daze. Ma Mingkun finally moved... his feet Now, Zhuwei looked at Wu Fei who was kicked to the ground, feeling extremely happy, Ma Mingkun turned his head and shouted at him: "What's the matter?" Pigtail hurriedly said: "I'm in a hurry to urinate, please leave to relieve me." Ma Mingkun yelled: "No! A lazy cow and a lazy horse have too much shit!" He lowered his head and yelled at Wu Fei: "Are you still a person? Why are you so thick-skinned? What did I tell you just now? Did you take my words as wind? If you don’t want to read, get out of here! Get out!” While talking, he lifted Wu Fei up and threw him outside the classroom like a dead dog , the whole class stared at the crazy Ma Mingkun. The pig's tail shrunk its neck, screaming inwardly, "Be good, the horse's head has gone crazy!"It's so empathetic!It seems that Wu Fei won't be able to come out to play for at least a month. Alas, it's a pity that this meal of stir-fried meat with green bamboo shoots is enough for Wu Fei. Poor Brother Fei... Ma Mingkun yelled in the classroom: "Go home and call your father, or you won't be able to enter the classroom again!" Everyone in the class stretched their necks, Wu Fei started crying again, Pigtail heard Ma Mingkun scolding faintly: "Howling, your mother is a cunt, are your parents married? Get out of here!" Pigtail quickly sat upright and looked at the blackboard carefully, his posture was not standard, he looked like a typical three-good student. After Ma Mingkun coughed a few times outside, he came in and said slowly: "We will continue the class, I hope everyone will not learn from Wu Fei, but observe discipline, and anyone who dares to mess around will end up the same as him!" After class, as soon as Ma Mingkun left, the pig's tail rushed out like flying, and turned around the bottom of the classroom wall. He knew that Wu Fei must be hiding under the wall behind. Sure enough, Wu Fei was in the hole in the wall with a A bunch of white Sophora japonica flowers were eating with gusto, when they heard the sound of footsteps, they turned around and cursed: "I hate your mother's pig tail! Don't speak nice words for me! Let the horse's head find out on purpose!" Pigtail's expression was ten times more angry than Wu Fei's: "My day is your ancestors and ancestors seventy-two generations! I deliberately called the report to remind you! I didn't see that there are a few little bitches down there who are already laughing out loud ...Hahaha, but your butt twists beautifully, twist it a few more times so I can learn from you." Wu Fei rolled his eyes and said, "I'm sure I'll be beaten to death when I go home now! Pigtail, are you friends?" Pigtail scolded: "Get out! Don't try to trick me, I don't know you yet, and I want my mother to help you out! Your dad is really... every time he buys meat, he has to scrape two taels, no wonder people always call him Wu Erliang." Wu Fei said angrily: "Tail, I am miserable, really miserable! If you don't help me, I will die!" Pigtail said with a smile: "That's fine, steal the photo of your father and Chairman Mao and give it to me, otherwise we won't talk about it." The only thing that Pigtail is thinking about is that Wu Yinshu has a black and white photo with Chairman Mao, and the photo is one meter long. How long, densely packed with people, every time Zhuwei goes to his house, Wu Fei can accurately find his father in the crowd, and then point to Chairman Mao, with a very proud expression, Zhuwei has long wanted to take this picture The photo was stolen, now I have the opportunity to blackmail her. Wu Fei turned his head and snorted, "It's a good idea. If you don't steal it, you will be beaten to death at most. If you steal the photo, you will all die! You want to harm me again." Pigtail continued to laugh and said: "Cow! Your father is only a single seedling of you, how can you be willing to beat him to death? Half dead is dead, your father will beat you to death if you ask me, and refuse to admit it, what else can he do to you? ?” Wu Fei thought about it, this is the reason, anyway, I just don't admit it, let you fight!But...why do you get beaten when you turn around? Wu Fei said: "Then I can't escape the beating anyway?" Pigtail laughed and said: "So, I can't help you either, so you just go home and make plans." Wu Fei sighed: "If only I could fly, I'll fly, or I'll grow up quickly, and when I grow up, I can beat my dad. By then, hehe, as long as he dares to move my finger , I’ll beat his mother with a fist the size of a bowl!” I couldn’t help imagining the beauty of his father pleading, “Son, don’t hit me anymore, Dad’s wrong…” The whole face exudes intoxication. look. Pigtail chuckled and said: "Yes, just like he entangled you to kneel, also entangle him to kneel!" Wu Fei was stunned for a moment, and cursed: "Go, go, I beat my son like a thief, and it will be dark when I beat me!"