Chapter 8 Chapter 8 Going to School

Today is Monday, after Pork Belly woke up, he began to call out to the pig's tail slowly. The sound made the pig's intestines feel sore and numb, and he cursed inwardly. You will be called Chun General in a while.Turning over impatiently, he almost fell off the bed when he turned over. The pork belly was about to scold someone, but the pig's tail stood up all at once. As if waking up? Pigtail is very confused now, could it be a dream?Why are you staying in bed so well now?The one who fell asleep was a large fleshy pig with large intestines and fat rings, and the mother in front of him was still looking at him with joy.

Pork Belly said with a smile: "San'er is doing well today, what do you want to eat? Tell Mom, I'll get it for you." The pig tail shook his head dumbly. If this was a dream, then in the dream, the goddamn cotton maker almost killed Lao Tzu, and Crazy Wu, obviously at Crazy Wu's house... Yes, yes, it is at the house of Crazy Wu Crazy Wu's house, that stone table, that dark and cold underworld. Thinking of this, the pig's tail couldn't help but shudder, and he wanted to say this to the pork belly when he opened his mouth, but then he thought of what the cotton maker said. You can do it!

After finally suppressing all the grievances in my heart, my eyes were full of tears, and looking at the pork belly looked so pitiful, the pork belly said with distress: "My son, why are you crying so early in the morning? Why are you crying so hard? Did you have a nightmare?" The pigtail nodded, and the small mouth could hang a pound of oil bottle: "Mom, I dreamed that I was strangled to death, and I was really strangled to death." Pork belly scolded: "Little short-lived, you are giving me nonsense, get up soon, today you are so well-behaved, mom will give you two cents."

Pigtail blinked and sighed helplessly: "Why don't you believe me? I was captured, thrown away, and you didn't even know I was killed!" When Pork Belly heard this, he couldn't help laughing: "San'er, how is it possible? Your father is a butcher. Who dares to bully you? We stabbed my brother-in-law with a butcher's knife! Obedient, get up quickly, otherwise You're going to be late." Pigtail held twenty cents, and walked listlessly on the way to school, uncontrollably thinking about what the cotton maker taught, would he take it away tomorrow?Alas, if only I knew the seventy-two transformations of Monkey King. Thinking of the Monkey King in the comic strip, Pigtail admired him so much, he yelled like the Monkey King he imagined: "Fairy! Don't let me go, master!" !"

As soon as he finished speaking, he received a small slap on the back of the head. Looking back, he was quite frightened. This is the teaching director of Goujie Primary School. Although Zhuwei doesn't know what the teaching director does, this old lady never laughs , in private, is called a beef woman, which means a woman who sells beef. She is about forty years old, short, thin and dark, but her eyes are very beautiful, and they are so big that she can talk and laugh. At this time, the beef girl looked at the pig's tail coldly and said: "What fairy did you just say? Which class? Who is the head teacher? What's your name?"

Pigtail felt his scalp go numb, and said with a terrified face, "I'm thinking about Monkey King beating...monsters, hello teacher! I'm Zhu Ziqiang from Class 1, Grade 3, and the head teacher is Teacher Ma." The beef girl hummed, and there was no expression on her face: "Oh, it turns out that he is a student of Ma Mingkun. He goes to school as soon as he goes to school, and thinks about Monkey King seriously. Stop thinking about it, and hurry up!" After finishing speaking, he ignored him, Just go straight ahead.The pig's tail patted her chest, it's okay, if I go to school with her, no one will play with me in the future.I heard from those students that whoever gets together with the beef woman is a traitor, a bastard who specializes in small reports!

Goujie Elementary School is behind a cemetery. Every time I walk through those barren cemeteries, Zhuwei feels that someone will jump out of it. Although Yang Shaohua has instilled scientific knowledge, but living in such a closed rural area, he is in awe of ghosts and gods. , It cannot be eliminated in a short while. He imagined all kinds of ghosts, those with blue veils, those with red belts, with noses reaching to the chin, and four or five eyes... Seeing that today is going to be here again, hurry up and look around, and follow if there are people. Run over, if there is no one, maybe start running again.

Turning the corner, Zhuwei saw Yang Yuyan, and shouted with joy, "Yuyan...", the little girl turned her head and ran forward without saying a word, Zhuwei quickened her pace and chased after a few times He jumped in front of Yang Yuyan and smiled, "Why did you run away when you saw me?" Yang Yuyan's small face was reddish, she seemed a little nervous, her mouth moved twice, she didn't speak, she walked around with her head sullen.Pigtail stretched out his hand and said: "Hey, Yuyan, what's wrong with you, why are you ignoring people? Are you angry that I don't take you to play?"

Yang Yuyan shook her head, turned her eyes to look around, and saw that there was no one else, so she frowned and sighed, "My sister said that you are not good... people... tell me not to talk to you." Originally, her sister said that pig tails are not A good thing, I temporarily felt that something was not good, so I changed my words. Pigtail blinked and asked, "What's wrong with me?" Yang Yuyan was taken aback by the question, and she couldn't figure out what was wrong with the pig's tail. She studied well, was good-looking, and had a sweet mouth. There was nothing wrong with that. Could it be because his father killed pigs?

Yang Yuyan shook her head and said, "I don't know, anyway, I only listen to my sister." After finishing speaking, she wanted to leave, but she would not put her pig's tail back, so she stretched out her hands to stop her and said, "Why are you like a respondent, even if I don't Well, you can't listen to your sister either!" Yang Yuyan asked: "Why? My sister never lied to me!" Pigtail said exaggeratedly: "Then if your sister asks you to be a thief, will you go?" Yang Yuyan said angrily: "How could that be! My sister won't let me do bad things." Pigtail said unconvinced: "Then your sister says I'm a bad person, what's wrong with me? How does she know I'm bad?"

Yang Yuyan was so questioned that she couldn't speak, so she could only pretend: "I don't care, anyway, if my sister says you are not a good person, you are not a good person!" Pigtail was so angry that he turned his head away from this silly girl, and said bitterly: "I'll go to your sister and ask, why do you say I'm a bad person!" Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel agitated, and hurriedly turned around, Yang Yuyan was scared by him With a jump, Pigtail asked: "What did you tell your sister? Did you tell her about 'squeak'?" Yang Yuyan nodded: "I told my sister the story you told that day, and my sister said that you are not a good person." Pigtail asked discouragedly: "Then did she mention Luo Yong and Luo Xue?" Yang Yuyan shook her head and said, "No." Pigtail remembered Yang Yuzi's cold look, alas, it's over now, and I can't even push it away. Seeing his unhappy face, Yang Yuyan asked curiously, "What's wrong with you?" Pigtail said weakly: "What else can I do, forget it, I will stay away from your sister in the future." Yang Yuyan said: "Why are you avoiding her? My sister is fine, or... I'll tell her that you are a good person." Pigtail shook his head, and didn't want to continue talking, thinking that he would become a little hooligan in Yang Yuzi's heart in the future, it really hit him hard: "Let's go, go to morning exercises." The two walked towards the school, one left and one right. No monsters jumped out of the dilapidated tomb. Pigtail kept silent and walked with his head bowed. Yang Yuyan tilted his head to look at him from time to time. let's go." Yang Yuyan muttered: "What's the matter with you? Why are you angry, actually... I think you are a good person." Pigtail said: "Hmph, didn't you say you only listen to your sister?" Yang Yuyan whispered, "But I think you are a good person." Looking at her pretty appearance, Zhu Wei suddenly felt better, and said with a smile: "You really think so?" Yang Yuyan nodded vigorously: "You are good at reading! You don't fight and swear." Pigtail said happily: "You too, by the way, do you know why I am called Pigtail?" Yang Yuyan asked: "Yeah, why do you call it a pig's tail? It's so strange, it's called a rabbit's tail. How nice is a horse's tail. Pig's tail is so ugly." The pigtail gave her a white look and said, "Where am I ugly?" Yang Yuyan chuckled and said, "I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm saying pigtails are ugly!" Zhuwei said: "I'm too lazy to tell you, there are three brothers in our family, I am the youngest, the eldest brother is called Zhusanzi, the second brother is called Zhuganer, and I am called Zhuwei..." "Then why isn't it called a pig's butt?" The pig's tail was very angry, but he still said patiently: "There is no such thing as pig's butt, what do you say when you go to buy meat? Comrade, please give me two catties of pig's butt? Haha, pig's butt! It's called sitting pier meat." Yang Yuyan smiled and said, "Then why don't you call Zhu Zuodun?" Pigtail said: "It sounds good." "It's so strange why your family is full of pigs." Pigtail said: "Our family's surname is Zhu, Zhu De's grandpa Zhu, my dad is a pig butcher, and he kills too many pigs. He is afraid that those pig ghosts and pig demons will come to us for revenge, so we start with the word pig." nicknames so they can't find them." Yang Yuyan said: "Zhu Bajie has heard of it, there are no pig ghosts and pig monsters, stop coaxing people." Pigtail said with a serious face: "Really, my dad always said that he can see it when he wakes up at four or five o'clock in the morning. Do you know what a ghost looks like? Let me tell you! Ghosts cannot be seen or touched, but It can touch you and see you. When you sleep at night, naughty ghosts will scratch your soles, gluttonous ghosts will gnaw your toes, and those long-tongued ghosts, four-eyed ghosts, hanged ghosts, tsk tsk , but there are too many, the teeth of ghosts are stronger than tigers, and they will crush your bones with a few clicks! There are also those claws, which are very sharp, digging out your heart and lungs, and you will die if you stretch it out like this gone." Seeing the way pigtail grinned and scratched, Yang Yuyan couldn't help feeling chills, and involuntarily moved closer: "Pigtail, don't ghosts distinguish good from bad?" Pigtail said triumphantly: "Of course, ghosts don't care if you are good or bad, but if it harms a good person, Thunder God will kill it. If it harms a bad person, it will reincarnate into a good person." Yang Yuyan looked at the graveyards on the left and right, thinking about the ghosts living inside, her face turned pale, and hurriedly said to Pigtail: "That..." Pointing to the graves, he said, "Will this here..." The pig's tail pressed her finger and said: "Shh...you can't point at random! Ghosts are very vengeful. If you point at them, they might come to you at night, and even if they don't hurt you, they will tease you." play, understand?" Yang Yuyan was taken aback, and hastily clenched her fists tightly: "Let's go quickly..." Seeing that Yang Yuyan was terribly frightened, although Zhuwei felt terrified, he still said triumphantly: "Don't be afraid! You will follow me to and from school from now on, those ghosts dare not harm you!" Yang Yuyan nodded hurriedly and said, "I will definitely follow you! But... why don't ghosts harm you?" Zhu Tail was stunned for a moment, and then said proudly: "Because my surname is Zhu! Zhu Bajie can fight monsters, how can those ghosts be provoked!"