Chapter 78 Hu Sanniang, here I come!

Yan Qing can not only imitate birds and beasts, but also imitate people's speech, imitate who they look like, enough to make fake ones and often tease people. Once, when Wang Xiaohu was on a business trip, he ran home in the middle of the night and got bored with Hu Sanniang. Yanqing ran outside the window and set a mousetrap, and then ran to the yard to imitate Brother Song: "Hu Sanniang, I'm coming!" Wang Xiaohu got up quickly, didn't even have time to put on his pants, and ran through the window. Before leaving, he repeatedly told him, "I ran back without asking for leave. Don't tell Brother Song that I have been back!"

Hearing a scream, Wang Xiaohu limped away with his pants up. Another time, when Wang Aihu was on a business trip, Yan Qing repeated his old tricks, this time imitating Wang Aihu's words: Hu Sanniang, I'm back! This time Brother Song had been limping for half a month before recovering. It is said that he broke his leg while patrolling the camp at night. Another time, Yan Qing secretly sealed the rear window, and then went to shout like Brother Song at night.This time, there was panic inside first, then the sound of prying the rear window, and finally it couldn't be pried open, and there was no movement for a long time.After a stick of incense, the door opened, and Wu Yong stood at the door and said shyly, Brother Song is here, I'm here to help Hu Sanniang fix a stool, and I'll leave right away.

Another time, Yan Qing shouted in her own voice: Hu Sanniang, I'm coming! Hu Sanniang trotted out and said in a low voice, there are people tonight, it's inconvenient, come back tomorrow night! I wondered, what would happen if I shouted like me? I treated Yan Qing to a drink and begged him for help, Yan Qing agreed.The two of us hid under the corner of the wall at night, Yan Qing cleared his throat and yelled in my voice, and the door opened with a "squeak".I was overjoyed, it seems that my charm is not bad!I didn't expect to pour a basin of footwashing water down my head, but I only heard Hu Sanniang jumping and yelling, what are you screaming at in the middle of the night, you black man?I'm a decent woman from a good family!

I was devastated and devastated.