Chapter 77 Yan Qing's unique skills

Let’s talk about Yan Qing today. Yan Qing is Lu Junyi’s book boy, a first-class talent in the cottage, both civil and military, capable of both poetry and poetry. It often makes everyone laugh. It is called "pistachio", and it is very popular in the cottage. Yan Qing has red lips and white teeth, and is handsome and handsome. She is also good at playing, playing and singing, and has a unique skill - ventriloquist.He can imitate the calls of various birds and animals so vividly that it is impossible for humans to tell the difference, even animals take it seriously. In the past, when the brothers hunted, they would bring dry food for a few days, two pieces of pickled vegetables, carry a big wine jug, run deep in the mountains and old forests, dig traps, and set up crossbows. His face was cracked by the mountain wind, and he often returned empty-handed.Ever since Yan Qing came to Liangshan, it was much easier and he didn't need to go to war. I squatted under a tree to pretend to be a wild beast, and he squatted in a tree to learn how to call a wild beast, attracting the same kind out, and returning with full rewards every time.

Once, when everyone was sitting in the shade of a tree and chatting, he lay down on the top of the tree and dozed off. Everyone was bored and booed him to perform ventriloquist.Yan Qing felt itchy for a moment, cleared her throat, and began to sing like a partridge, which was very pleasant, with thousands of twists and turns, and ups and downs.Everyone was waiting to applaud, only to hear "Oops", Yan Qing fell from the tree, with an arrow stuck in his buttocks. Everyone was shocked, only to see Hua Rong running out of breath, holding a bow and arrow in his hand, seeing everyone was also surprised, and asked, can you see the partridge I shot?

Everyone was dumbfounded, pointing to Yan Qing who was lying on the ground moaning. Hua Rong was very puzzled, and said that it was a partridge just now, Song Da Ge and Wu Junshi also heard it clearly, although the woods were too dense to see clearly, but my hearing and position identification had already been superb, and I wanted to shoot my eyebrows absolutely If you can't touch your eyes, you can't go wrong. How can you shoot someone? Yan Qing had no choice but to yell again, Hua Rong just believed it, and went to tell Brother Song and Wu Yong, but they didn't believe it very much, so they came to join in the fun.

Brother Song wore a bearskin jacket on his upper body, a bearskin belt around his waist, and bearskin shoes on his feet.His whole body was given by Wu Song. Some time ago, he hunted a female bear. The heart and liver were used for wine, the bear paws were used for medicine, and the fur was made into clothes for Brother Song.Brother Song liked it very much, and he dressed it up to show off when he had nothing to do. Junshi Wu is also becoming more and more chic. On weekdays, he always wears a long robe, wears a scholar's hat, and shakes a bird feather fan, elegantly and freely. Brother Song didn't believe it, Yan Qing yelled two more times, Brother Song clapped his hands in amazement, he didn't expect Yan Qing to have such a unique skill, then Brother Song asked him what else he could learn, Yan Qing said that no one could fly in the sky or crawl on the ground. Won't.

Brother Song became interested, so let's learn from Xiong Hou! Yan Qing said that there are six types of human and bear roars, joy, fear, injury, anger, food, and emotion. Let me learn the "emotion" when humans and bears are looking for a mate.Yan Qing puffed up her cheeks, she learned it vividly.Brother Song was very impressed, and sat under the tree with his eyes closed to listen.Seeing that Brother Song was so happy, Yan Qing tried her best to make Brother Song happy. In the depths of learning, it was like two bears echoing each other, one high and one low, one deep and one shallow. I was amazed that Yan Qing's oral skills were getting more and more sophisticated. click.

The brothers immediately scattered like birds and beasts, and Wu Yong also sensed the danger, without saying a word, he jumped three feet high and jumped up the tree without saying a word, still holding the bird-feather fan in his hand. Yanqing's butt was injured and unable to walk, she stuck her head in the leaves and pretended to be dead. I also didn't dare to speak after hiding behind the tree. I saw a huge male bear jumping out from the depths of the dense forest, roaring and walking towards Brother Song. I saw Brother Song still closed his eyes, shaking his head and saying, these sounds are not quite right. Like, too much force, a little tasteless, not blowing the feeling of a man and a bear looking for a mate... Just after he finished speaking, he felt something was wrong, and when he opened his eyes suddenly, the male bear was already in front of him.Brother Song let out an "Oops" and fled wildly, followed closely by man and bear.

Brother Song ran for eighty miles and turned dozens of times in the woods before he got rid of the bear. When he returned to Zhongyi Hall, he was covered in bruises and his pants were ripped off by the bear.