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Chapter 40 Notes on "Shangliang Dialect"

upper class 李佩甫 8920Words 2018-03-20
Brother is angry with fourth child. In the letter, my brother scolded him bloody!Brother said, he doesn't care about his business anymore... Yes, on the surface, among the five Feng brothers, the fourth is the softest and most refined one.However, when the boss Feng Jiachang wrote twelve letters in a row, which were like "twelve gold medals", urging him to come out again and again, he flatly refused.When he was a child, he was the most honest and obedient among the brothers.At that time, whatever my brother asked him to do, he would do it.However, when the big brother's grand plan is about to be realized, and when the brothers are on their own side and can echo each other from a distance...he actually doesn't listen to his brother's call and insists on staying in Shangliang Village.

Brother is really angry!How much effort did brother spend for him? !Brother knew that the fourth child was introverted, tall and thin, so he didn't intend to make him suffer.My brother has arranged everything: I will be a soldier first, and then I will serve as a soldier in the military division of the city, and I will just stand guard or something, and I will never let him suffer; Get in touch, and then move on to work... Brother said, this is all a matter of certainty, and all the joints in it have been opened up one by one, and he will just sit back and enjoy it.But, this bastard has some kind of evil, but he just refuses to come out.

Then, the second child, the third child, and the fifth child also wrote to him respectively... Said the fourth child, you don't listen to brother, you are stupid! Later, even my father left—the old uncle went to the city to enjoy the blessings with his son.When my father left, he advised him, "Fourth child, let's go."You better go.That spittle, drowning people!But no matter what you say, he just keeps his eyelids drooping... stubbornly. ——Even the villagers thought he was stupid! For the Feng family, the villagers looked down on them, and the eldest, second, third, and fifth children all "curve to save the country"... Once they left, people naturally vented all their anger on the fourth child. body!As for him, no matter what people said, he kept silent and admitted.Originally, among the five brothers of the Feng family, he was the best at studying, even if he wasn't a soldier, he could pass the exam, but he refused to leave.

In Shangliang, he had a very embarrassing life. For a year or two, he almost lived as a "ghost".Everyone in the village said, why did this person suddenly become supernatural, and he probably suffered from "wanting sickness".In the countryside, this is a very "hooligan" and "Harbin cuisine" disease.It's okay to say during the day, he always holds a book and reads during the day, but he is serious.But at night, he seemed to have lost his soul, full of "ghost energy"!He travels at night... Every night, he wandered around the village.Sometimes he just squats under a tree, sometimes he hides in a barley tree, whenever he sees someone wearing a moon-white or maroon cloth shirt, he will quietly "whistle" them, follow them for a long time, and then suddenly jump in front of them , screamed: "Sister-in-law..." It was shocking!Ordinarily, he shouted and shouted, but before anyone woke up, he turned around and left, running as fast as a thief!I don't know what to draw!Once or twice, the villagers don't care too much, but once the number of times is too high, people will be disgusted.The black light is blind, a woman from a Taoist family is walking, suddenly a "he" jumps out, with long hair and very thin, like a ghost, it's scary to death!Afterwards, there was a woman who "bah" him in front of his face, and everyone "bah" him when they saw him, and scolded him at the same time... Just a few times of "bah" in a row, his head never looked up again. I can't get up.

No one can say exactly what he is for.He is thin and short-faced, but his face is always flushed with two spots, and his eyes are like blood gourds. He looks at people in a daze, walks stuffy, and has an indescribable evil spirit.Sometimes, he held a book in his hand and just read it to death; sometimes, he squatted on the ground and drew on the ground with a twig, and when he saw someone coming, he hurriedly rubbed it off with his foot, I don't know what he wrote; sometimes, he muttered something while walking...but he suddenly turned back while walking.When it comes to eating, they are hungry and full, and they are too thin to look like a human being. It looks like it can be blown down by the wind!

When he was most depressed, for a few days, he would just sit by the river and play the flute, night after night, without eating or drinking... When he was tired from playing, he would just lean on the river bank for a while , Wait until you wake up, and then continue blowing.The sound of the flute was sobbing, like weeping and complaining, one sound was slow, and the sound was tight!It's like a ball of thread that can't be shaken off. There are thread ends all over the ground. The more it shakes, the tighter it becomes, and the more entangled it becomes. Which one should I grab?It's like the mother and son are telling their heart songs through the curtain, the heart is long and the story is short, and the torment is endless.It's like using a grinder to push the days, one blood and one blood, what grinds is time, what grinds is emotion... After blowing it, even Yue'er covered her face to listen!

The sound of the flute came intermittently from the river, making people feel chilly... One night, he yelled three times like a wolf howling, but no one heard what he yelled!After that, he suddenly fell silent.Later, I didn't know what kind of medicine I took, but gradually, I became normal again, and I stopped going out at night.At that time, there was a shortage of a teacher in the village primary school, and he was anxiously waiting for someone to be employed. So, after arrangement by the village, he went to work as a private teacher in a primary school, teaching Chinese.At this time, naturally he can no longer be called "Guadan". On the salary roll of private teachers, he also has his own name: Feng Jiahe.

In the village-run primary school, except for teaching, he spends most of his time alone in the house, looks weird, and rarely goes out... Not long after, the teachers of the school were surprised to find that this Feng family and , he is writing a book.He actually wants to write a book!When he was away, people secretly read some drafts he wrote. It was a book he called "Shangliang Dialect"... On his drafts, there were many "notes" densely recorded, that The "notes" are one by one, one by one, and the descriptions are all inexplicable things—— ... sky: Note 1, this word is interpreted in the dictionary as the meaning of sky, weather, and nature.The Mandarin pronunciation is Yinping.

Note 2, this character is pronounced "erhua" in Shangliang first, and it reads "Tian'er".The pronunciation of this word was despised at first, because it is too far away, and also because it is unknowable... People do not respect this largest character in nature.Therefore, in Shangliang, when people say "Tian'er", they have a sense of joking, ridicule, and insult.A man named Heizi in the village often said, "Look at that dick, it's hot!" Note 3, here, "Tian'er" also means a clock, which is an approximate number of time, also called "sun and moon".The time here is expressed by "boiling" and "grinding", which is very slow.This "Tian'er" needs to be "backed" with a broad spine.

Note 4, in Shangliang, people are still afraid of "heaven", which is an unspeakable fear.In terms of spiritual meaning, it is extended to fear of power and unpredictable power.Great power is called "heaven", and small power is called "earth". Here, "earth" is real and visible. "Heaven" is very far away, very macroscopic, just like a thunderbolt hits, and when there is a "dodge", let you avoid it.Therefore, in Shangliang, people dare to play "sky".For example, there is a second bald man in the west of the village, who dares to scold his mother and also dares to speak up.Once, with a red neck, he "argued" with others, spit and scolded the leaders above him day and night.The man said, you are really capable, so go sue?He said, dick!The man said, God, do you dare to have sex?He said, dick!The man turned his head and said, Hey, the director is here.He turned and ran!

land: Note 1, this word, in the dictionary, means earth, land, place, and distance.The Mandarin pronunciation is accented and dropped. Note 2, in Shangliang, this word is read only softly, as if afraid of scaring something, it is a very intimate and private way of reading.Here, firstly, there is the connotation of mother and father, secondly, there is the intimacy of the woman on the bed (of one's own), and there is also casualness like broken shoe soles, rotten mats, broom bumps, excrement pots, and urinals. Note 3, in Shangliang, the "land" is very small in people's eyes, it is called "one mu and three points of land".It is because of this "smallness" that it is full of love.That love is close to the flesh, and has a fatal adhesion with life.Just because love is at the extreme, and contempt is also at the extreme, bitterness is contained in it, hatred is contained in it, some people hate it with their feet, some people hold it in their hands... When you are tolerant, it is the sea; When it's small, it's sweat; if you carry it, it's too heavy; if you put it down, it's too light; if you leave it, it's space;A long and long "land", that is really too much to talk about! Note 4, in Shangliang, the word "land" has an infinite extension: it is the day carried on the shoulders, and it is used as the word "back"; it is the source of food and clothing, and it is used as the word "eat"; it is the The protection and repression of one side, when the word "right" is used, is called "land master".In people's consciousness, "heaven" is metaphysical, and "earth" is physical. "Heaven" is the father, and "earth" is the mother. The "sky" is as far away as eight poles, and the "earth" is as close as a rope, which binds people.As for "earth", because it is too close, everyone wants to escape.It is helpless to be born in Sri Lanka, and it is called returning home when you are old. "Li" means "land", the hot "land"! people: Note 1, according to the dictionary, humans are advanced animals that can make tools and use them for labor.The pronunciation in Mandarin is Ersheng Yangping. Note 2, in Shangliang, the word is pronounced "Ren'er", and the pronunciation must be "Erhua".Speaking of it, it is very self-satisfied and contemptuous.In the local area, people's most commonly used colloquial words are people (ren'er) and people of grass and trees (ren'er).Therefore, here, people and vegetation are on the same level and equally humble.This "ren'er" is in the package, it is a core in the hard shell, and its work is a kind of struggle, or it is called "drilling and squeezing". "Drilling" is a common local dialect, and the hidden meaning here is "escape"! Note 3, here, "ren'er" also means a mask, which is a kind of "disguise", and "face" is a human mask. "Ren'er" is the most difficult to see through, it hides layers of packages.Lao Ling has lived in the village for seventy years, and he is so "faced" that he can't "face" any more, and he is too honest to stomp a fart. During the "Cultural Revolution", due to his poor family background, the children who went to school put a black flag on his neck, and he walked around with the black flag every day... But suddenly one day, he went to the province for a meeting Yes, it is said to be a student who graduated from the first phase of Whampoa! middle: Note 1, this word originally meant to be in the middle, which means the middle, the middle of China.In Mandarin, the pronunciation is Yinping. Note 2, this word is on the upper beam, and it should be a colloquial local word, also called "nodding words".Two tones are used here, one is Yangping and the other is Quting.For example, Gouzi said it was a series of "Yangping", and Maitun said it was a series of "Qusheng". Note 3, in history, this word used to have the meaning of "No. 1 in the world", "Middle of the world", and "Return to the heart of the world". Small and very masculine.The Gaocheng Observatory in Dengfeng has been recorded, and it is the center of the world!Later, he "slipped out" very sadly, and was demoted all the way. After several evolutions (?), how did it become like this: it became a "nod" of Shangliang, a substantive "surrender tone", and became The "Chenfu sentence" has become the unconditional obedience that Gouzi often talks about: "Zhong Zhong Zhong Zhong Zhong..." has become Mai Tun's expression of determination "Zhong!"-why?to be investigated. by: Note 1, this word originally meant to accept, suffer, and endure.passive verb.The Mandarin pronunciation is Ersheng Yangping. Note 2, this word in Shangliang is an active verb, a very active vocabulary, a kind of responsibility, carrying the land on your shoulders and walking, a synonym for "live" and a synonym for "labor".The pronunciation of Shangliang is a little bit. When working in the field, the villagers ran into each other. If they didn't say the word "eat", they would greet each other and say, "Shou?" The other party's answer must be: "Shou. " Note 3, in the countryside, this word is very bitter, and it seems to include the whole content of life.In spring, summer, autumn and winter, wind, frost, rain and snow, as many scorching suns as there are, there are as many "receivings", which is like a labor without beginning and end.In time, it also has the meaning of carrying, propping up, and propping up. Doesn't the word "shou" itself require a standing person to support the sky with his head? !This "receiving" is specifically for the "sun and moon". It expresses a kind of tolerance and peace, and it is a kind of tranquility.In Shangliang, this "shou" has a length, and it takes sixty years as a unit of measurement, which is called "sixty years".After the age of sixty, you have reached the age of "unsatisfactory", which is the age when you look forward to farting loudly. evil: Note 1, the dictionary interprets it as: very bad behavior, as opposed to "good" and "good".The pronunciation is two tone Yinping. Note 2, this word is pronounced locally as three long tones, and the tone should be emphasized.However, the meaning of this "evil" is exactly the opposite of the original word, which is an extreme exclamation tone.The eldest daughter of Rukui's family is going to marry out of town. Someone came to the village to inquire about the situation of the girl and asked Mr. Guan.When asked about appearance, Mr. Guan said, "--evil." When asked about character, Mr. Guan said, "--evil." When asked about ability, Mr. Guan sighed, "--you are evil!" It's a family affair.I don't know, in Shangliang, this is a compliment with the meaning of the top, and it is a kind of sincere praise. Note 3, this word is probably unique in the use of local dialects across the country. When did "evil" evolve into "good"?It is impossible to check.Here, the exclamation is 100%.That is a compliment to "talent", "ability" and "wisdom".In the countryside, perhaps the truly capable people are a minority after all, so the word "evil" means "prominent". eat: Note 1, the dictionary explains that food is put in the mouth and swallowed after chewing.It is pronounced as a sound of Yangping. Note 2, in Shangliang, this character has become a function word, which is a kind of common language with the nature of greeting, politeness, and etiquette.But the real meaning of "eat" is replaced by another word, which is called "dui"!If someone tells you, "Go home to eat!" You must not go, if you go, it will be a big spoiler. Note 3, here, "eat" also means "blackmail".A commonly used word is "eat him".There is a man named Dasheng behind the village, who has been doing nothing all year round.His mother said, Sheng, you just eat me?He said: I just eat you.His mother said, am I going to die?He said: eat Majin (his daughter-in-law's name is Majin) after death.His mother said, if Ma Jin misses, what will you do?He said: No, there is still "small".His daughter is called "Xiao" and she is only three years old. day: Note 1, noun.The dictionary explains it as one, the sun.Second, Japan.Pronunciation is accented four tones. Note 2, in Shangliang, this character is a noun verb, a masculine offensive verb.The pronunciation is very heavy and very high-spirited. Note 3, this word has rich meanings, everything is - "day!" First of all, it is a declaration of war on "sky", which means "day and day", and it is to "fuck" the sky into a hole in the imagination!Its method is "metaphysical", a cry in the spiritual realm, and a synonym for daring to do something. Note 4, this word contains a strong "revolutionary" and "rebellious" spirit, and it is a synonym for "work" and "desperate".According to legend, in the winter of 1946, Liu Dasha, the chairman of the Shangliang Association for the Poor, was captured by the "home return group" who came back from the second killing, and he immediately dug a hole in the river beach and buried him alive.That day, after being tied up and pushed into the pit, he kept cursing!When the sand buried his navel, a thug asked him: "The dick is buried, do you still dare to date?" He stalked: "Day!" When the soil covered his neck, he asked: "Repay the day?" Raising his neck: "Sun!..." So, he got lucky, grabbed a knife on the head of a ghost, and swiped it across the ground. The other end flew out obliquely, and the scolding sound followed the flying general: "My day! ——!" A splash of hot blood splashed on the trunk seven feet away... Later, the tree turned black on one side, and was called "My Sun Tree". Note 5, this word is extended to a man's physical attack on a woman, which is equivalent to "drying" or "fucking" on the bed.In Shangliang, this extremely offensive word stays in the mouth most of the time, it is a way of pleasure, it is obscenity, and it is verbal venting. run: Note 1, the dictionary interprets it as two feet or four legs to move forward quickly.The pronunciation in Mandarin is long tone. Note 2, this word has only one meaning in Shangliang, which is synonymous with "asking for help" or "entrusting relationship".Usually, the two characters are read together, which is called "running." The villager married Fengxian during the Mid-Autumn Festival.Later, his father said, "Let's run." So, he took a gift to find Grandma Sui'er, and Grandma Sui'er went to the county seat to find Wan Xuan (Wan Xuan is now working in the county), Wan Xuan came back on his bicycle and entrusted a classmate of his who was the deputy head of the township. The deputy head found the assistant of the township civil affairs assistant.So, the deputy mayor said,!He just dragged the township civil affairs assistant to the wine table... As a result, it was done in one trip. called: Note 1, special vocabulary in the 1960s.It is also a very feminine term.It is generally called "zaojiao" in other places, and it is used as soap for washing clothes.Every summer, there is a sound of clubs and hammers by the river, which must be "screaming" wrapped in the pocket. Note 2, in Shangliang, it has since evolved into a "synonym" for intercourse. At night, a daughter-in-law who does a good job in intercourse is said to have "called meat" on her body.Generally speaking, women who have "called meat" on their bodies are the most despised by the women in the village. They are called "selling scorpions", which is a synonym for "lower". Insects: Note 1, this term includes all weak life states other than humans that can make sounds. Note 2, in Shangliang, this word has far-reaching meanings, and the pronunciation must be "erhua" to be friendly when pronounced. It is synonymous with "small", "weak" and "soft".Sometimes it is also a synonym for "struggling", "tenacious", and "alive". Note 3, when the night is quiet, outside the door, in the grass, and under the eaves, the noises everywhere are singing "live", small and very enthusiastic "live". "Insect" is nothing more than that, but with the addition of "meaning", it has a very high level, which means that people are not as good as they are! Note 4, there is an old man in the village nicknamed Chong Yi'er.This person can learn how to call crickets, and he can pick them out of the grass.It is said that his ancestors once served as disciples of high officials in the capital, and specialized in raising crickets and fighting crickets.Passed down to his generation, but there is only such a name left. Kazakhstan: Note 1, mainly refers to squash, crispy melon, and noodle melon.Is a synonym for melon. Note 2, in Shangliang, this word is extended to be synonymous with "cowardly", "incompetent" and "cowardly".For example, there is a young man named Baocheng in the village. Although he has married a wife, she will not let him go to bed for three years.After he came out, the villagers asked him: Are you asleep?The answer: I fell asleep.Ask again: How did you sleep?The answer: squatting to sleep.The people in the village said: Kazakhstan! Note 3, another name for impotence.It is extended to mean lowly and despicable. Drill extrusion: Note one, the note on shrewdness, is the mark of a capable man. Note 2, on the upper beam, "drill" and "squeeze" are always used together.People are buried in the soil. This is a way of living with a "shell". If you want to break out of the shell, it is difficult to get out without "drilling" and "squeezing".For example, Wanxuan in the village, who used to be a primary school teacher, often carried a can of sesame oil to the county town to give presents, and the gifts were not many, just sesame oil, peanuts, persimmons, etc., every year... I sent it to the commune; later, I sent it to the county.Later, when someone mentioned him, he said: "This man is crowded!" moisture: Note 1, in Shangliang, the word means "rotten" and "mildew".It generally refers to food that has begun to mold, deteriorate, and has some rancid smell, but it can still be eaten. Note 2, it is extended to old things, or an old grievance or account many years ago, and now it is brought up again-this is called "moist talk".For example, in the village, Dongsheng's father and Dongsheng's mother had fought all their lives.Every quarrel always starts with two sentences, and Dong Sheng's mother said: "Earlier, when your father was going to the market, he always lost his belt..." Dong Sheng's father shouted sharply: "Chen Guzi is rotten sesame seeds, talking about the moisture is nothing." What?!" Move warehouse: Note one, voles. Note 2: In 1961, there was a great famine, and the whole village, men, women and children, went to dig "moving holes" in the ground, fumigated them, watered them with water, and poured them with urine... Catch one and shouted everywhere!The dug out handfuls of peanuts, corn kernels, wheat kernels, etc. have become life-saving food.Since then, it has been extended to people who have stored grain, which is called "moving warehouses". run against: Note 1, in Shangliang, this is a concept of history and a concept of time. Note 2, in history, there were constant wars on the plains, you fought over, I fought over, and the people were in dire straits...so there was the concept of "running against".When it comes to the long past, people often talk about how the year of "running against the law" was.The skill of "backing cakes" on the kang in Shangliang Village was forced out when it was "running backwards". "Backbread" is as big as a spine. When the Japanese call, they tie it on their backs and run, and eat two bites when they are hungry. After walking: Note 1 refers to the remarriage of a woman. Note 2, in Shangliang, this "back" means to go again, and "Zou" means "to survive".But this "walking" is branded, like a special "mark", which is a "shame" that must be carried for a lifetime.For example, the Changming family, the Guosheng family, and the Ertao family... are all called "going backward". Degawa: Note 1, another name for earthworms. Note 2, this is a song. "Chuchuan" is something in the soil, which is similar to "drilling and squeezing".There is a word "walking" hidden inside, which means winding and breaking through the ground. "Chuchuan" is "worm" in the soil, and it is "dragon" or "phoenix" after it is unearthed.For example, the man from Huaniu's family in the village, nicknamed Ergou, is good at currying favor with others.He used to be a coal miner, and later he became a correspondent with the mine manager. The mine manager likes to do some flowery things, and whenever he does flowery things, he squats at the door and watches people... So he got into it one after another, and unexpectedly Became the deputy magistrate.Since then, the name has also been changed, to Liu Guoqian (meaning national cadre).So people said that he belonged to "Dechuan"! Western style: Note 1, Shangliang people's collective term for "fashion" and "fashion". Note 2, Shangliang people who have been away for several years and still insist on speaking "Mandarin" after returning, call it "foreign style", which is already very derogatory at this time.For example, Jin Dou, the eldest son of the Wan You family, nicknamed "Dou Dou", went out to serve as a soldier for several years. After being demobilized, he still spoke a Beijing accent, saying that he could not change it.Half a month later, his father came back from being a river worker and asked him when he got home?He said in a Beijing accent, "Last night." His father frowned and asked again, has the donkey been fed?He still replied in a Beijing accent: "Woo? What is that stuff?" His father grabbed the whip and beat him!While beating and chasing and cursing, you son of a bitch, sit on the bowl?Sit on your grandma's pot!Damn you, did you eat sheep dung? ! Ajar the door: Note 1, the night is quieter, the door is ajar, which means waiting for someone. Note 2, it is extended to mean that Hongxing, a married woman, goes out to seduce men. Note 3, in Shangliang, it refers specifically to a certain woman, nicknamed "Half-closed door".This woman has two sons and two daughters, one is Mendun, the other is Menshuan, the third is Dahu, and the fourth is Xiaowei, but she didn't take care of her mother.It was only later that I learned that there was a "mark" on the wall of the latrine in the corner of the yard: if you wear a red trouser belt on the wall, you can enter; if you wear a white trouser belt, you cannot enter.Later, when the sons and daughters grew up, they felt ashamed and denied their mother.This girl is getting old, leaning on crutches and cursing at the door: Miss me, an old cunt, get up early tomorrow, and raise four living mouths, what else do you want? ! Moonflower: Note 1, the shadow of the tree.Very poetic, very imaginative word. Note 2, under the moonlight, the shadow of the tree is trembling, or a penny by a penny, or a feather by a feather, or a twig by a twig, or ink powder, moving or still, Still and moving, it's like a scene in a dream, so there is the saying of "moon flower". Note three, soft and beautiful.It is extended to be a good woman, a charming woman; it is also extended to something that is missed in a dream. Eggplant tree: Note 1 refers to the vegetable garden. Note 2, rural spirit vocabulary, extended to "thought". Note 3, if only "eggplant" is mentioned, it is extended to male genitalia. Note 4 refers to "thoughts" that do not follow the right path and think wrongly.It has the meaning of obscene and low-level thinking. The cattle house: Note 1, a place to feed livestock. Note 2, folk entertainment venues in the 1950s.It is also a place where villagers "chew their tongues" or tell "ghost stories", which is equivalent to a village's information release center. Note 3, here is also synonymous with Guan Ye.Mr. Can is good at telling folk "nonsense". One day he wants to smoke, he will come to the cattle house, surrounded by people, handing out cigarettes, and then he starts to talk. It is very refreshing to talk for a paragraph overnight. Consignment point: Note 1, the place where department stores are sold on a consignment basis in the village.It also specifically refers to Donglai who operates a consignment point. Donglai is the village-level spokesman. The way of expression is: "Consignment point talk." Note 2, folk entertainment venues in the 1960s.The place where villagers spread "gossip" is also an information exchange center. Note 3, the word "consignment point" here is also extended to mean "curry", which also refers specifically to the east. Trumpet bowl: Note 1 refers to the big horn hanging on the old pagoda tree in the village. Note 2, extended to a village's "clock", the trumpet bowl rings at 5:30 in the morning, 12:00 noon, and 5:30 in the evening (the broadcasting time of the Central People's Broadcasting Station). Note 3, under the old locust tree, the restaurant in the 1970s.It is also a place where men in the village listen to operas and "raise the bar" (that is, bicker) and fight. Note 4, the official synonym.It is also synonymous with "policy", called "speaker bowl theory"... Out of hypocrisy: Note 1, the ancient royal nobles scattered folk vocabulary.A rustic elegant word for farting. Note 2, the questioning method of folk doctors (Chinese medicine) when diagnosing the pulse of a patient generally asks: Is it out of vain and respectful? Note 3, this word has changed from elegant to popular, which means that the times have changed, and it is very desolate. Snack box: Note 1, the packaging box for pastries. Note 2, in the 1960s and 1970s, it was extended as a symbol of a family's living conditions.This "snack box" is hung on the beam of the main house. The number of boxes represents the wealth of a family. Note 3, decent, also called "face".When visiting relatives, how many boxes of dim sum you carry represents the size of your "face". Empress sweet: Note 1 refers to everything that is particularly sweet. Note 2, generally refers to sorghum stalks and corn stalks with a lot of moisture in the field. Note three, alluding to royal food.It should be the impact on the folks in the way of "eating" when the royal nobles fell and lived incognito. Carp through the sand: Note 1, it is said that it is a kind of fish practice that the royal nobles lost among the people during their escape. Note 2, a country delicacy in the age of hunger.Production method: Mix millet and elm leaves with salt and water, boil them in a pot over low heat until they are almost mature, put them in a bowl and eat them, suck them in small mouthfuls, and the elm leaves swim around like small fish, very fragrant.In Shangliang, this kind of "carp piercing the sand" once ate a person to death in the early years.This person was called Yu Dadu, and when he ate in the "big canteen", Yu Dadu bet with others and drank twenty-seven bowls!When he put down the bowl, his eyes were already blank. The above "messy" things were all written by the Feng family and the teacher on the draft one by one.The teachers of Shangliang Elementary School read it, but secretly laughed one by one. Can this be called a book?These are just "tooths" that people slurp out of their mouths, some gossip that can't be put on the table.If these can be written into a book, what else can't be written? !However, the next day, this "toothy boy" who said it casually was also included in his book... So, people stopped talking about him, saying that he was just a half-lunatic, why are you talking about him? ! In this way, he wrote it for five years.In the past five years, besides teaching, he has been doing such a thing every day... However, it is such a book that he actually succeeded in writing.First, someone from the cultural center in the county came to him, and later, someone from the provincial publishing house also came to him, saying that he would officially publish it for him... And then, the county actually wanted to transfer him to work in the cultural center!But he said he wasn't going anywhere.It wasn't until this time that people finally figured out that the reason why he didn't leave was because he was suffering from an evil disease. God, he had secretly fallen in love with his "sister-in-law"—the current female village chief Liu Hanxiang. People say, isn't this a nympho? !
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