Chapter 37 Yu Meifeng

Feng Jiaxing has always remembered that thunderous password: "Loader—come out!" From the day he entered the army, no one called him "Iron Daner" anymore. "Iron egg", a nickname from the crop tree, was thrown on the ground on the ground and could not be lifted up again.Here, the full name of the second son of the Feng family is Feng Jiaxing, a soldier of the Third Company, Second Platoon, and Fourth Squad of the Artillery Regiment.In the 117th Artillery Regiment, he moved artillery shells for a year and six months (mostly trainer shells, which were heavier), and he was "moved" by a private to become an artillery sergeant.

Feng Jiaxing was assigned the most "back" job in the army-artillery loader. Think about it, I can't bear to look back!A cannonball weighs 78 kilograms. From picking it up to loading it into the chamber, it is not completed at one time. It requires a series of actions and steps. The word "Stop!" will let you "die" on that program.God, at that time, no matter whether you are poking your butt or hunching your waist, he will force you to stop there. Once you "stop" for a long time, your waist is bent like a prawn, and your butt is facing the sky; Sweat dripped down, dripping backwards, like rain!He is tall, and for a moment, his waist seems to be broken, you have a dead heart... But you still hold a "child" in your arms, that guy is slippery and dead.That is more delicate than a child, do you dare to throw it away?After a long time, if you don't make it right, you will slip out to the ground.Once you slip out to the ground, you will be asked to do it all over again, and you will be fined to wash the underpants of the whole class of soldiers!

There was a time when he was called "the underpants washer".Those urban soldiers, all of whom were eloquent, under the leadership of the squad leader, insisted on bullying him like this.He is stubborn, he is clumsy, he can't speak to them, and he has tried to resist.One day, the deputy squad leader held a basin in his hand and stopped him and said, "Pants washer, this basin has been soaked for three days, haven't you seen it?" .Immediately, he took the basin over and fell to the ground with a bang!I said in my heart to fuck your mother, why should I wash it? !However, that night, after the lights were turned off, they covered him in the quilt and beat him up hard!He was almost going to fight them, but he was covered in bed, and the lights were dark. There were twelve people in a group, and he didn't know who to deal with... In the end, it was my brother's words that made the difference. Bing has two tricks: one is to "endure hardship" and the other is to "hold back".Fuck, just wash it.During the day, they moved the cannonballs for a day, and at night they had to wash their underpants.Those underpants were stinky, with spots of urine and semen all over... He endured it.There is only tolerance.What can I do if I can't bear it?

Just when he was desperate, unexpectedly, the company commander praised him once.The company commander said that there was a soldier who was a loader.I have seen his hands, the blood bubbles in one hand!Where did the blood bubble come from?Grind it out by moving shells!With a 78-kilogram shell, in six seconds, it is easy to complete seven essentials and four to four hundred and sixteen movements?Soldiers who work hard like this, um, don’t cry bitterness, don’t cry tired, and secretly wash clothes for the soldiers in the squad at night (he didn’t say “pants”), let me see, they are ten times better than those glib soldiers. times! ...On that night, he wrapped his head in a quilt and cried a lot!The suffering was not in vain, the humiliation was not in vain, and finally someone saw him.

People need encouragement.At such a hurdle, the company commander's heartwarming words really "encouraged" him.The country children are honest, as long as someone says "good", they will do it with their lives!In addition, he is a stubborn person, and a stubborn person makes a leopard.From then on, he was unstoppable, so he just started washing like this, and went to wash like a demon. He washed from the class to the row, from the row to the company, and almost washed whatever he saw. Washed like "ten thousand national flags"... finally "washed" myself into a five-good soldier.

After that, for quite a long period of time, Feng Jiaxing always believed that all his subsequent "progress" was made by himself, and he even believed that his brother Feng Jiachang had never done anything for him.For this reason, he had "sunned" his brother several times in his heart!Although it is said that brother "get" him to the army.However, this brother is too bad. There are so many good troops who are not allowed to do it, so why let him carry the shells?Not to mention, the artillery regiment was stationed in the Yellow River beach area, only sixty miles away from my brother, but my brother never came to see him.Is this plausible? !

However, he was wrong. Of course he doesn't know that brother is determined to be a "father", and what he wants to be is a "spiritual father".It can be said that every step of his life was designed by his brother. Brother wants him to come closer. First of all, when recruiting soldiers, it was my brother who deliberately put him in the artillery regiment.For his orientation, brother has moved a lot of thought.Brother just wants to keep him close to him so that he can keep abreast of his situation; but he can't be too close, because if he is too close, he will become dependent.Put him in the artillery regiment on the north side of the beach area, across the Yellow River, although it is not far away, it is not open to traffic.This second child is a stubborn guy. If you don't go to see him, he won't rush to see you.Brother just wants to make him "stiff" for a while, to make him feel that here, everything depends on himself, and no one will help you... This is brother's strategy.Among the Feng family brothers, my brother had the highest expectations of him.Brother took a fancy to his "stubborn" character.

Brother wants him to suffer. The word "bitterness" was also designed for him by my brother.Brother is in the military region and has such a complicated personnel background, so it is no problem to make him a soldier for two years with just a random phone call.Brother Ke didn't say a word, but he insisted on moving the shells for one year and six months.Brother wants him to temper his temper, brother wants him to learn patience.There is also a question of "degree" here. I am also afraid that after a long time, he may be broken down, and he may do some outrageous things. When that time comes, it will be hard to talk.Brother is also worried!During the year and six months when he moved the cannonballs, I saw him six times!He didn't know any of this.

Brother went to see him, the closest time he was, was only seven steps away.Brother hid behind the window and watched him wash people's underpants... That was when he was most depressed. He squatted on the ground, gritted his teeth, and his eyes were full of "ants".Brother knows how he feels, and knows that his emotions have reached the lowest point. At such a time, he must be comforted.Brother Ke still didn't see him.The elder brother turned around and went to the company commander, and the elder brother said to the company commander: "Commander Song, please do me a favor." , You are a superior, you say, you just say it. Replace him from the gun position?" Brother shook his head and said: "No. Praise him once. In public, praise him once." The company commander looked at him , asked inexplicably: "Is that all?" Brother said: "That's all."

Every time I go to the company, I always bring gifts.That's two cigarettes, two bottles of wine or something.There are always two copies, one for the company commander and one for the instructor.Although he is said to be a "superior", but my brother is a soldier in the company, and my brother is quite polite to the company commander and instructor.I smoked cigarettes and drank alcohol. The company commander and the instructor asked Brother again and again what are his requirements?They also repeatedly expressed to my brother that they would do something for his younger brother, but at the beginning, my brother refused.Brother solemnly told them not to tell him I was coming.Don't treat him with any special care.Strict requirements were required for him, and he was required to do the hardest and most tiring work... But later, when Feng Jiaxing left the company, the company commander patted him on the shoulder and said, "Jiaxing, once you leave, your brother I will never come again!" At that time, he was stunned for a moment, and he said, "Has my brother... been here?" The company commander laughed, and the company commander said with emotion: "Brother, you have such a brother, The future is boundless!" At this moment, he realized that in more than a year, his brother had seen him six times in a row, but he hadn't seen him.Brother made an excellent foundation for him in the company, and even that trivial (and crucial) praise, it should be said, was also earned by Brother... for him.

Brother wants him to be comprehensive. After Feng Jiaxing moved the shells for one year and six months, he was unexpectedly transferred to the automobile company.After serving in the army for more than a year, he was able to be transferred to the automobile company. According to the battalion, the whole regiment needs to engage in technical training and cultivate "all-rounders".Therefore, the regiment decided to transfer some outstanding fighters to the automobile company for "rotation training" in stages and in batches... Naturally, he was "selected".Only later did he realize that his brother had done a lot of work behind the scenes to be "chosen".Brother took the "indicators" of two female soldiers to give him such an opportunity. Being able to enter the car company was beyond his dream.To be honest, when he was an artilleryman, what he envied most was the auto soldiers. Look at them all!At that time, his only idea was to learn a technique.How nice it would be to learn how to drive a car!With such a technology, if one day they are demobilized and go back, they might be able to find a "job" in the county.Now, this ideal has finally come true. However, when I first went there, I was very "grandson".Fortunately, there are "underpants washing" days at the bottom, so it's nothing.On the first day of entering the automobile company, after roll call, he was assigned to a man named Huang.The man surnamed Huang was holding a large urine-colored mug in his hand, and he just glanced at him casually, and said, "Fuck, your name is Feng Jiaxing?" He said, "Yes." Going on, Lao Huang said "Can you tell sour jokes? Tell me one." Feng Jiaxing was taken aback for a moment, and said, "No, no." Lao Huang gave him another sideways look, and said, "Dick, what are you doing with me if you don't know how to tell jokes?" ? Get out, I don't want you!" As he spoke, he turned his head and left.This time, Feng Jiaxing was left there.Fortunately, the platoon leader of the car platoon was standing next to him. Seeing that his face was blushing, the platoon leader stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, he was joking with you. Go, go with him. "Feng Jiaxing felt sore, he comforted himself and said, you are here to learn technology, as long as you learn the technology, you have to bear it.With that in mind, he obediently followed behind the "bear man"... After walking for a while, the man finally spoke. Throwing to the side, he said: "Dick, hold it!" He breathed a sigh of relief, and hurried forward to hold the big tea mug for someone.He said in his heart, the car soldiers are really arrogant! In the car company, he soon learned that the car soldiers are very arrogant, but the "bull" is technology.Here, as long as you have good skills, you will naturally get extra respect from people.Feng Jiaxing did not expect that the master assigned to him was actually a master that the company commander would not dare to mess with.In the company, this person has a very peculiar nickname called "Yellow Man".This "yellow man" is an old driver who has made meritorious service on the Korean battlefield, and is also a veteran volunteer.The man had a bad temper, but he was an excellent driver.In the company, it is said that he is the only one who has reached the point of "human and vehicle integration".At that time, Feng Jiaxing didn't know what "human and car integration" was. He just thought that the nickname "Yellow Man" was too ugly.This man was surnamed Huang, with a scorched yellow face, a mouth full of yellow teeth, and a cigarette dangling from his mouth all the time. But he happened to be assigned to the "yellow man".With such a master at the stall, he was still a little frustrated at the beginning, thinking to himself, how could he be such a bear man? !But after a long time, he discovered that this old "Huang" was not so yellow in fact, he just had a yellow mouth, but his heart was not bad.To be honest, what moved Feng Jiaxing the most was that such a "yellow man" loves the car as a woman! When Feng Jiaxing arrived at the car company, the cars in the company had already been replaced, most of them were new "Dongfeng", but Lao Huang still drove the "Jiefang" which was obviously outdated.For this "Liberation", Lao Huang never called it "Liberation", and Lao Huang called it "Yu Meifeng".Later, Feng Jiaxing heard people say that he called all the cars that Lao Huang had driven "Yu Meifeng".Therefore, he often said to people: "I have had eight wives!" Every time he came back from the car, if there was something wrong with the car, he would not say anything wrong; If there is a problem with the circuit, he will say "the milk is a little swollen"; if there is a problem with the transmission, he will say "Yu Meifeng (was) collapsed suddenly"... Once, the car was on the road While running, he suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed: "Did you see it?" Feng Jiaxing said: "What?" Lao Huang said: "The two women walking in front, which one do you think looks better?" Feng Jiaxing said: "I see Can’t come out.” Lao Huang said: “Fuck, you can’t even see this, what are you doing? Let me tell you, women with round butts are pretty, and women with pointed butts pee (ugly).” The car slipped away As the wind passed by, Feng Jiaxing took a glance intentionally or unintentionally, and it turned out that the woman with the round butt was more beautiful!However, at this moment, Lao Huang stopped the car suddenly, and he ordered: "—Get down!" Feng Jiaxing was taken aback, and quickly asked, "What are you doing?" He thought Lao Huang wanted him to chase those two women .Unexpectedly, Lao Huang handed him a wrench casually, and said, "Go and trim Yu Meifeng's toenails. Left foot, third finger!" Feng Jiaxing has been with him for a while. Words" also know a little bit.So, after getting out of the car, he went straight to the left rear wheel, and sure enough, counting from the steam needle on the left rear wheel, the third screw was loose!Feng Jiaxing was taken aback by this, oh my god, there was just such a "Jiefang" running on the road, the wind was blowing, how did he know that a screw was loose? !However, when he came back with the wrench, Lao Huang said, "Have you put oil on it?" Seeing him stunned, Lao Huang said, "Go, go, put some nail polish! Dick, young, why don't you I don't love beauty!" In the car, Lao Huang used him like a slave, swearing and bear people at every turn.Feng Jiaxing was extremely disgusted by this.But he is also a stubborn person, when he gets angry, he just keeps silent.In this way, after a while, Lao Huang couldn't stand it anymore.He said: "You bastard, why are you a boring gourd?! I said no, you have to follow me! Fuck, come up with some sour words! Say something sour... don't you say it? Dick, let's spread it If you don’t know about ‘Nibai’ products, there’s nothing you can do. Well, if you don’t tell me, I’ll tell you one... When I was in North Korea, I had a comrade in arms who was good at drinking two taels, but he couldn’t read. Whenever he wrote letters to his wife, he would draw pictures. On that day, he drew three pictures in a row: the first picture, he drew seven ducks; the second picture, he drew a round-bellied wine bottle, but , the wine bottle was broken; in the third picture, he only drew a tree, and the leaves fell all over the ground... This letter was sent to the village, and it was the mother-in-law who received it first. The mother-in-law handed it to Mr. Private School for him Read it to Nian, but the old man had been twiddling his beard for a long time, but he couldn't understand it! Later, the letter was circulated around the village, and no one could understand it. The mother-in-law had no choice but to show it to the daughter-in-law. Unexpectedly, this daughter-in-law understood it at a glance... The daughter-in-law is also illiterate, so when she wrote back to him, she also drew two pictures: the first picture, the woman drew two pigeons and a duck; the second picture , this woman drew herself on the paper, but there was a sheep lying on her body, and the sheep was dead... Do you know the meaning of this painting, birdie?" Feng Jiaxing laughed and said "What do you mean?" Lao Huang said, "Guess?" Feng Jiaxing thought for a while and said, "I can't guess." Lao Huang said, "I knew you couldn't. You son of a bitch, never Walking through the waterway, you know how to be a bird!" Feng Jiaxing blushed, and asked bluntly, "What do you mean?" The old Huang cleared his throat and said, "The meaning of this first painting is: 'Wife— —Yeah!' The meaning of the second picture is: "It's been a long time (wine) gone!" The meaning of the third picture is: "I'll go home after autumn..." Didn't the woman also draw two pictures? The first The meaning of the first painting is: 'Brother—brother!' The meaning of the second painting is: 'Itchy (the sheep) is dead!'..." Hearing this, Feng Jiaxing finally couldn't help laughing!But, suddenly, Lao Huang's face was pulled down, and Lao Huanghu said with a straight face: "Bastard, feet! Where are your feet?!" Every time he came back, Feng Jiaxing would wash the car.Wash the car, just wash the car, but Lao Huang won't leave, Lao Huang just squats there, staring at him to wash the car, if there is one place that he can't reach, he will jump up and curse!But later, Lao Huang stopped scolding. What he didn't expect was that this young man had a habit of "washing". He not only washed "Yu Meifeng", he even washed the car!Originally, after the car was washed, Lao Huang wanted to check it.Lao Huang's inspection is extremely strict. Every time, he puts on a pair of white gloves and touches the car gently and carefully. The scene is like touching a woman's face!When touching, as long as there is no dust, Lao Huang's complexion is extremely gentle, with pulses and veins, and people can't help but be moved... Later, he believed Feng Jiaxing, so he stopped checking, and only ordered : "Wash 'Yu Meifeng' first!" Slowly, as the days went by, Feng Jiaxing and Lao Huang got closer.Sometimes, Lao Huang also took him to drink two or two.Once, when Lao Huang was drunk, he suddenly stretched out his hand like a gun, pointed at his waist, and said, "Is the guy tough?" Feng Jiaxing was startled at first, and said, "Guy? What guy?" Just said: "Gun." Feng Jiaxing said: "...Gun?" Then he savored it carefully and saw that Lao Huang Mie's drunken eyes were squinting towards his crotch, so he couldn't help but want to laugh and said: "Yes Wow, yes." Lao Huang patted him and said seriously: "A gun is a man's life, tuck it in!" After being with him for so long, Feng Jiaxing also wanted to tease him, so he answered unexpectedly , said: "What about you? Old, old guns? - 'Made in Germany'?" Lao Huang hesitated, but said brazenly: "Of course. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep—twenty rings!" But after a while, he picked up the wine glass, drank a few cups, sighed, and said: "The gun is a good gun. Unfortunately, the gun was lost, it was thrown on the Korean battlefield..." Feng Jiaxing asked stupidly: "D-lost?! Why, why, just throw it away..." But before he finished speaking, Feng Jiaxing suddenly felt that Lao Huang's eyes were wrong, so he stared at him blankly, not daring to say anything else.Unexpectedly, after a while, Lao Huang became angry for no reason. He grabbed a plate and threw it on the ground with a bang, and shouted: "Look at your bird eyes? What are you looking at?! What is there to see? ?! You have a fucking gun? You are a fucking 'made in Hanyang' - a fake guy! Bastard, get out, get out!" As he spoke, he let out a "wow" and vomited all over the table!Next, he lay down on the table and started crying, crying loudly! Later, the company commander called Feng Jiaxing over and severely criticized him.The company commander said: "You must respect Lao Huang! He is a hero who came down from the Korean battlefield. At that time, the bridge was damaged, and the ten-wheeled truck drove over on the two temporary rails. , sent the ammunition to the front line... Let me tell you, Lao Huang is the best driver in the company. If your brother hadn't come forward to intercede, I would not have sent you to Lao Huang." Then, the company commander hesitated , said seriously: "There is a situation, I will also tell you. But, don't tell anyone. If you tell others, if something goes wrong, I will let you go out immediately! Lao Huang is bitter. Just three days after he got married, he went to North Korea... Later, um, this, this, huh? He, he, he, he, he was injured... His wife divorced him." From the next day, Feng Jiaxing started calling him Master Huang.It was called from the heart, one mouthful of Master Huang, and it was true.Bring him tea, pass him water, and rush to do any work he can do... But Lao Huang said: "Don't, don't. Yellow dick and yellow, I'm just a scum, I'm a loofah seedling, you are young and young." Yes, don’t imitate me.” Later, Lao Huang had a heart-to-heart relationship with him, and Lao Huang said: “Brother, you are too ‘stiff’, don’t be so ‘stiff’. This man, if you want If you want to enjoy your life, remember what I said. First, you need to love, and you need to know how to love. Second, you need to have feelings, and that feeling is for you to taste. For example, this car is just like a woman. Go there little by little, and after a long time, you will get the feeling of being virgin. Haven't you heard that a 'virgin' woman, a 'virgin' woman, is mainly a 'virgin', that requires you to be in touch for a long time... hey , look, look, look at that ass hanging!" In a certain environment, people can change.With such a "Master Huang" by his side, do you think Feng Jiaxing still lacks "fun"?If you keep up with such a person, you will never be happy.It was a happy day.To put it bluntly, that day was very "nasty" and very indecent.But, day by day, there are sour words that surround you all day long, forcing you to be happy, forcing you to speak "Day White", slowly, the tongue is grinding back and forth in your mouth, "Tun'er" smiled, " "Tun'er" smiled, and finally came out a little more lively, and people didn't look so "stiff" and boring.Once this person is cheerful, look at the sky, it is also very blue!What's more, those so-called "sour words" are widely circulated among the people, and they are almost "classic" folk humor.This humor comes from the bottom of life, it is a little "baggage" and "suspense", it is like pepper sprinkled in the day, it is to enhance the "taste"... Of course there are mistakes here The ingredients are like planting crops, you sow fleas and reap gold.Here, unintentionally, Feng Jiaxing gets more humor.Humor is the taste of life! At that time, Feng Jiaxing had made up his mind and determined to learn how to drive from Master Huang. He wanted to be a good driver and learn a good skill.He said in his heart that he would eat this bowl of rice in the future. However, he was wrong again. Nine months later, Feng Jiaxing was again drawn to a news writing class in the regiment. After studying in the class for three months (that was a real rush to the shelves), he was transferred to the Political Department of the division by another order. The communication group... These are all arranged by my brother.Brother put a lot of effort into him, and transferred him around in this way, one is to let him gain some knowledge, and the other is to sharpen him and let him learn "forbearance" and "resilience".Therefore, every transfer or promotion of him is the result of his brother's careful planning.It was a reciprocating curve, and this curve changed his fate again and again.After that, for twelve years, he was like a pawn in my brother's hands. Everything was arranged by my brother, and there were constant and unexpected changes... In all fairness, during the transfers again and again, He can be regarded as upright, and he has never let his brother lose face.Of course, each position not only changed his identity, but also changed his vision. For a child who came out of the countryside, experience is the greatest wealth in his life!Later, when he got the position of deputy regiment, he suddenly realized that his early thoughts - to be a driver - were extremely ridiculous, and they were short-sighted!After many days passed, he once repeatedly sighed: I am really not as good as brother! During those days in the army, it should be said that the one who left the deepest impression on him was the "yellow man", Master Huang.Later, when Master Huang was seriously ill, he also visited him.Master Huang suffers from kidney cancer.To his surprise, Master Huang told him another joke before he died!In the ward, Master Huang, whose body was full of tubes, took off his trousers little by little, and said with a smile, "Did you see it, empty gun." Yes, he saw it, the "bird" who should have been lying But there is no "bird", just an old and ugly "empty nest"... Then, Lao Huang said: "My brother, but it still has power. Later, three women will come to see it! Do you believe it?" Do you?" Feng Jiaxing hesitated for a moment, and said: "I believe it." Lao Huang said: "Dick, really believe it?" Feng Jiaxing said: "I really believe it." Lao Huang smiled, and pulled up his pants little by little, He murmured: "When you're old, holsters can also scare people." Then, he closed his eyes... But, what was even more surprising was that there were three women who came to see him!One of these three women is from Hunan, one is from Jiangxi, and the other is from Henan, and they don't even know each other.The women said that for many years, he had been sending them money separately to help them raise their children... At that time, Feng Jiaxing was indeed moved by this incident, and he wrote an article for the newspaper.However, that article was not published later, and was returned because of "the style is not high."Yes, Master Huang doesn't know these three women, just because these three women have a common name - "Yu Meifeng".So, who is Yu Meifeng?No one knows about it.But what remains in Feng Jiaxing's heart is an attitude towards life, that is the attitude of a big life!Although this "attitude" is yellow. Of course, of course, he is most convinced, or brother.One day, when the third child wrote to complain about his brother, he scolded him severely in the letter and told him that he must listen to his brother!