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Chapter 16 Section VI

jingle 凡一平 6902Words 2018-03-20
Mi Wei's arrival caught me by surprise, and of course it's okay to say that I was overjoyed. At that time, I was playing cards with Jin Hong, Lan Qizhang, and Feng Xianxing in my room.Today it was Meng Fei's turn to go to the hospital to be on duty, so I moved the poker field to my room.Wei Hai accompanied us to watch the game, pouring tea and shuffling the cards for us. After talking jokes for a long time while playing cards as usual, we gradually became bored and laughed less and less.Seeing this, Jin Hong said, let's say this, I will come up with a test question to test you.

Lan Qizhang said: "Could it be that one plus one equals three under what circumstances?" He must have thought of Zhao Benshan's sketch "Selling a Car". "That's it," Jin Hong said, looking at us men with treacherous eyes, as if she was going to set a trap to let us get sucked into it. "Suppose you four men are traveling in Africa, and you strayed into a cannibal tribe. You ran for your life and came to a fast-moving river. Now, there are four ways to get across the river and get rid of the cannibal tribe. .One, cross the river with a pulley on a wire rope; two, row a boat; three, ride on the back of a crocodile;

Wei Hai said, "Director Jin, what do you want to test us for?" Jin Hong said: "Don't ask, please answer." Everyone looked at me as if I was the highest rank, Li Xian let me escape from death. "Okay," I said, thinking about it, "I'll slide over the wire." Jin Hong didn't answer immediately, but turned to look at Lan Qizhang, "What about you?" Lan Qizhang said, "I'll go there by boat." Feng Xianxing said, "I rode the crocodile on my back." Wei Hai said, "Then I will swim there." Jin Hong repeated it, and after confirming our respective choices, said: "This is a sex test question to test your sex life status."

The few of us men looked at each other in blank dismay, feeling cheated, but couldn't help being curious, and looked at Jin Hong. Jin Hong looked at Wei Hai, "Let's talk about you first," she said, "You swim over, which shows that you are a strong man with a strong sexual desire." Wei Hai listened and nodded, "Yes, yes. To tell you the truth, as long as I am at home, I will sing a song every day." Jin Hong then looked at Lan Qizhang, "Did you go by boat?" She said, "It shows that you are a man of enjoyment, who likes romance and foreshadowing, and doesn't take sex as an outlet."

Lan Qizhang was very pleased to hear that, and said, "Of course, we treat people as people." Feng Xian was anxious, and said, "What about me? What's wrong with me riding a crocodile?" Jin Hong stared at Feng Xianxing, grinned, and said, "You are a pervert!" Feng Xianxian's face turned red to the ears, he quickly shifted his gaze, and said, "What about Deputy Zhang? Grab the wire rope to cross the river?" Jin Hong looked at me, "Deputy Mayor Zhang, he is a hungry man, which shows that he has been in sexual repression for a long time."

My heart skipped a beat. That's damn right, I thought. Jin Hong still looked at me, "Isn't it?" I am noncommittal. Feng Xianxing said: "It's definitely not right, why is Zhang Fu a hungry type? No! I'm not right either!" I said, "I have been separated from my wife for many years and I am divorced." When Jin Hong heard this, she jumped up happily, "Ha, am I amazing?" She turned to Feng Xianxing, "I'm all right, so you're the only one who is wrong? You just don't want to admit it!" Feng Xianming lowered his head, as if looking for a crack in the ground, but his mouth was still defending himself: "I just like changing positions and being tied up, how can I become a pervert?"

Wei Hai said, "Then what's going on sitting by the river waiting to die?" Lan Qizhang rushed to say: "I still don't understand? It's impotence!" Like Wang Xiaoya, the host of "Happy Dictionary", Jin Hong said to Lan Qizhang: "Congratulations, you got the answer right." At this time, Mi Wei came. When Mi Wei knocked on the door, I never thought it was her, I thought it was the waiter delivering water. Wei Hai said I would open the door. I stare at the cards and play them. A familiar voice drifted into my ears: "Hello, does the Zhanglian Federation of Literary and Art Circles live here?"

Shocked, I looked towards the door in a blink of an eye. Mi Wei in red is being invited in by Wei Hai.She was alive, like a flame, just like she was in my dreams. I stood up in a daze, "Mi Wei! Why are you here?" Mi Wei was also stunned because she saw other people in the room.They were all sitting at the edge of the card table with cards in their hands.I still hold the cards in my hand, like holding a small fan. "Maybe I shouldn't come," Mi Wei said.She still had luggage in her hands. I said, "No, it's not." I walked up to her and turned to the people at the table, "Let me introduce you, this is my student Mi Wei!"

Lan Qizhang, Feng Mingliang, and Jin Hong nodded to Mi Wei quickly. I said to Mi Wei: "These are all my colleagues. We are playing cards." Mi Wei looked at my strange colleague and said, "Hi everyone. I'm sorry to disturb you." At this time, Jin Hong winked at Lan Qizhang and Feng Mingxing, and was the first to discard the cards on the table.Lan Qizhang and Feng Mingming understood, and also discarded the cards.They stood up and bid me farewell knowingly.I said it's okay, don't go!But there was no blocking action.They scrambled to leave the room, and the last one to go out closed the door behind them.

Mi Wei and I were left in the room. Mi Wei said, "I'll tell you now how I got here." "It doesn't matter how you got here," I said, "I'm glad you're here." "real?" "real." "Your colleagues or poker friends don't seem to be happy." Mi Wei said, she looked at the cards I was still holding, "You don't want them to leave either." I quickly put the cards aside and went to get the luggage in her hand. Mi Wei clutched her luggage and did not let go. I said, "Give me the luggage." Mi Wei still clutched the luggage tightly.She turned around suddenly, "I'm leaving!" She said and walked towards the door.

I jumped over and hugged her. "let me go!" Of course I won't let it go. "Don't let me yell." I hugged her even tighter.The hands I put on her chest from behind her were like a pair of heavy shackles. Mi Wei said nothing and didn't move (she didn't move when I hugged her).I gently let go of my hand, and she didn't move, as if she couldn't move. So I pulled her chest up in front of me. The obedient Mi Wei was already in tears. I raised my hand to wipe the tears from her face.The shackles just now became gentle sponges. Mi Wei suddenly bit my hand hard! I yelled "Oops". Seeing me happy, Mi Wei plunged into my arms, rubbing against my chest like a child looking for milk. I was instantly horny.Passionate Mi Wei melted me, and she melted herself. Just when we were about to mingle, a phone call hit me like a hailstorm, breaking Mi Wei and me apart. The call was made by Meng Fei who was on duty at the hospital.He said the mayor's wife woke up. Putting down the phone, I looked at Mi Wei and said, "I have to go to the hospital." Mi Wei said, "You go." I said, "Madam Mayor..." Without allowing me to explain, Mi Wei threw my clothes to me. I left Mi Wei behind, and when I arrived at the hospital, Meng Fei was waiting for me at the gate of the hospital.He looked very anxious, like a family member of a patient waiting for money for a life-saving operation.Did I say that people are already awake?What are you in a hurry for? Mengfei put his mouth close to my ear, and said, "It's a flashback." Then he moved his mouth away, "As soon as the mayor's wife woke up, she said she wanted to see you and had something to say to you, alone." In the intensive care unit of the hospital, I met alone with the mayor's wife who woke up, but her biological son Jiang Xiaoyong could only stay outside the door.What important will does the mayor's wife have to tell me?She asked me to hold her hand, and looked at me with bright eyes, "Deputy Mayor Zhang, I have to go," she said, "I really have to go, I know." I said, "Director Yang, you've recovered, don't think about it." The mayor's wife's hand moved in mine, "After I leave, let Huang Yongyuan be the mayor." She said. "Huang Yongyuan?" I said, with a flash in my mind, I remembered the deputy director of the Education Bureau who came to report to work on the second day after I took office. I learned from him that the mayor's wife was ill and hospitalized. "Oh, Huang Yongyuan, I know." The mayor's wife moved her hand in mine again, and said, "I don't worry if he becomes the mayor." I nodded and said, "Don't worry, Director Yang, I will report your opinions to the city leaders. I will try my best to make your wish come true." The city leader is actually your husband, why didn't you tell you your last wish? The mayor's husband wants to tell me?I think, also, why is it Huang Yongyuan who is far away in Ningyang who is recommended to be the chief, but not Tang Jin who is waiting for you in the hospital every day? The mayor's wife said: "Don't say it's my opinion on the matter of the mayor of Huang Yongyuan, just say it was recommended by you, okay? You are the deputy mayor in charge of science and education, and the candidates you recommend will be accepted. I am the mayor of the city. Dear lover, you know, saying it’s my opinion will not affect you well.” "I know," I said, "Is there anything else to explain?" The mayor's wife looked at me and said nothing more.But in her eyes, there seemed to be a thousand words, but they were not the words that should be said to me. When he came out of the intensive care unit, he saw Jiang Xiaoyong head-on.He has been waiting for me outside.I told him clearly that your mother was explaining to me the personnel arrangement of the Education Bureau. Jiang Xiaoyong smiled, "I invite you to dinner." I was taken aback and said, "No, thank you." Jiang Xiaoyong said: "I'm not just asking you, I'm asking everyone who stays in Guangzhou to take care of my mother." "Really?" I said, "When?" "Just tonight," Jiang Xiaoyong said, "I've already booked the restaurant. I've asked Secretary Meng to inform you of your people. I'm waiting for you here, and I'll pick you up." He looked at his watch, "Oh, the time is too late." It's almost time, let's go." I thought of Mi Wei who was still left in the hotel room, and said, "I'm sorry, I have something to do tonight." Jiang Xiaoyong said: "Give me face, don't let me down. I really want to thank you. Besides, your people are gone, if you don't go, you are their leader again, okay?" Looking at Jiang Xiaoyong, who was unquestionable or not angry, I said, "I'll go." A few minutes later, I got into Jiang Xiaoyong's car, to be precise, I got into the car I gave Jiang Xiaoyong to use.It was driven by Jiang Xiaoyong and took me to the banquet. When they arrived at the restaurant, all the people who were invited to the banquet had arrived.There are only two vacancies in the box.I knew it was reserved for me and Jiang Xiaoyong. Jin Hong looked at me and said suddenly, "Deputy Mayor Zhang, where are your students? Why didn't you come?" Mi Wei was mentioned by Jin Hong, which made me embarrassed. "Oh, leave her alone, we eat ours," I said. Jiang Xiaoyong looked at me, remembered something, and said to Jin Hong: "Call me!" I waved my hand and said, "No need." Jin Hong looked at Jiang Xiaoyong and said, "It's a student of Vice Mayor Zhang's. He just came here today." Jiang Xiaoyong said: "Then you must call!" Jin Hong said, "I'll pick her up." Jin Hong said and stood up.When she walked to the door of the box, she was stopped by Jiang Xiaoyong. Jiang Xiaoyong said, "Do you have a car?" Jin Hong said, "I'll take a taxi." Jiang Xiaoyong said again: "Can you drive?" Jin Hong said: "Yes. But I am not familiar with the roads in Guangzhou." Jiang Xiaoyong said without hesitation, "I'll go with you." I stopped Jiang Xiaoyong, "Forget it, just ask Jin Hong to take a taxi." Jiang Xiaoyong said: "That's okay, you gave me face, I want to give it back to you!" He didn't allow me to stop him, and left with Jin Hong. I remembered that I should call Mi Wei and get her ready.When I touched my pocket, I realized that the phone was not with me, so it must have left it in the room. About an hour later, Jin Hong and Jiang Xiaoyong picked up Mi Wei. The arrival of Mi Wei made people who had never seen her "shocking", and they looked at me with admiration.Deputy Mayor Zhang unexpectedly has such a beautiful female student!I think everyone who met Mi Wei thought so.She was, of course, seated next to me. Jiang Xiaoyong also sat down.He looked at me like a falcon, and said, "It turns out that Deputy Mayor Zhang Jinwu is so charming!" "I wanted to hide it," I said, "but unfortunately I can't hide it." Jiang Xiaoyong said: "I was dumbfounded when I saw Jin Hong bring your student downstairs. Oh, it's a female student, and she's so pretty! Knowing this, I won't force you to come to eat, I'm sorry." Jin Hong said: "I just thought that Xiaomi might not have eaten yet, so I reminded Deputy Mayor Zhang." I said, "You are very thoughtful." Mi Wei said at this moment, "I came to Guangzhou to look for a job, and I came to see Teacher Zhang by the way. I didn't expect that Teacher Zhang left me and ran away just after I met." She looked at Jiang Xiaoyong and Jin Hong, "You guys If you don’t pick me up, I don’t know how long I’ll be hungry.” Jiang Xiaoyong looked at Mi Wei and said, "Deputy Mayor Zhang left you in the cold because he visited my mother. I'm sorry for you. I apologize to you." Mi Wei said: "The son of the great mayor personally drove me to dinner, is this considered cold?" Jiang Xiaoyong smiled, and he grabbed the wine glass, "Come on, raise your glasses, I salute everyone, thank you!" Everyone clinked glasses with Jiang Xiaoyong one by one, and then drank together. The dinner lasted for more than three hours, and seven or eight of the ten people got drunk. Obviously drunk, Jiang Xiaoyong insisted on driving, and even picked up me, Mi Wei and Jin Hong, and took us back to our residence. Along the way, Mi Wei pestered Jin Hong, talking about Miss Jin Hong. "Sister Jin Hong, can I live with you? Sister Jin Hong?" Jin Hong said yes. Jiang Xiaoyong said: "Jin Hong, you don't even ask Deputy Mayor Zhang whether he agrees or not, just say yes." Mi Wei said: "I don't care if he agrees or not, Sister Jin Hong, I will live with you, you must let me live with you, Sister Jin Hong." Jin Hong said: "Okay, you live with my sister." When we arrived at G Building, Jin Hong took Mi Wei to her room as expected.Two people who looked like sisters climbed one another, and it was impossible to tell who was more drunk than the other. I went back to my room, took Mi Wei's luggage, and sent it to Jin Hong's room for Mi Wei. Just as he opened the door, he saw Jin Hong standing at the door. I said, "I'm taking Mivi's luggage to your room." Jin Hong said: "I'm sorry, Deputy Mayor Zhang, everyone's eyes are on you. I think Mi Wei is doing it for your own good, and so am I." "So you're not drunk." I said. Jin Hong smiled, took the luggage from me, said good night to me, and left. These two beautiful women are unusual. It has been the third day since the mayor's wife passed away. I have been too busy to write in my diary these days. Comrade Yang Wanqiu's treatment leading group has become Comrade Yang Wanqiu's funeral leading group, and I am still the group leader. A memorial service is scheduled for tomorrow morning at the funeral home in Guangzhou.I will deliver the eulogy. The eulogy was only released this afternoon, and it was written by Huang Yongyuan, deputy director of the Education Bureau.At that time, I was still in the funeral home to check the layout and preparations of the mourning hall and memorial service. When the mayor's wife asked my recommended successor of the Education Bureau to bring the eulogy before she died, her eyes were bloodshot, which seemed to be caused by sadness or lack of sleep.This eulogy has worn him out, I think. Here is the text of the eulogy: After reading this eulogy full of praise and false words, I immediately called back the author Huang Yongyuan. Under a big tree in the funeral home, I shook the eulogy in my hand and said, "Who did you show this eulogy to?" Huang Yongyuan said: "Only you, no one else." He looked at me in bewilderment, as if he realized that there were some problems and mistakes in the eulogy. "Do you think the eulogy is accurate and appropriate?" I said. Huang Yongyuan said: "Vice Mayor Zhang thinks there is something inappropriate or wrong, please correct me." I said: "First of all, outstanding educator and reformer, is this a conclusion based on facts? Huh?" Huang Yongyuan said: "Then...be famous instead of outstanding." I said, "What about educators and reformers? Do you want to change? I don't deny that Director Yang has the ability and achievements in his work, but can he be called an educator and reformer?" Huang Yongyuan said: "Deputy Mayor Zhang, I think Director Yang has passed away, and her status is special, so it's okay to raise the coffin conclusion a bit." "Including her education?" I said. Huang Yongyuan was startled, "Education?" "When did Comrade Yang Wanqiu get admitted to graduate school? How did he get a master's degree?" I said. Huang Yongyuan said: "It's written in the eulogy." He instructed me to read the eulogy again, "Here, it's very clear at a glance." "Deputy Director Huang," I said, "before I became deputy mayor, I was an associate professor at Dongxi University and a master's tutor for contemporary Chinese literature. From 1996 to 1999, I was a If Yang Wanqiu is a graduate student, I will be her mentor. Then, as a mentor, why don’t I know that there is Yang Wanqiu? Have I never met her as a student?” Huang Yongyuan prevaricated and said: "I wrote it according to the file, which is what is written in the file. From 1996 to 1999, I studied Chinese contemporary literature at Dongxi University and graduated with a master's degree in literature. If you don't believe me, you can check it out. !real!" "Really?" I said, "If Yang Wanqiu's graduate degree is true, then my supervisor is a fake, fake?" I couldn't help but sneer. Huang Yongyuan was a little excited because of my teasing, "It's none of my business! Anyway, it's just written like this, it's already like this, how you like to think, whether you want to read it or not!" He raised his hand impulsively, and put it down lightly , looking at me, "Director Yang is already like that, why should he pursue this and that? Isn't this unreasonable?" I stared blankly at Huang Yongyuan for a while, "It's none of your business," I said, and looked at him for a while, "You can go." Huang Yongyuan left.Those who concocted false eulogies left, while those who criticized them stayed.I stood under the tree blankly, with my back leaning against the tree, looking at the crying crowd around the funeral parlor, like a conflicted and painful relative of the deceased. Later, I stood in the No. 1 mourning hall of the funeral home.The huge portrait of Comrade Yang Wanqiu has been hung in the center of the mourning hall, like a broad tiger skin, which frightens me.Hundreds of already labeled wreaths filled the perimeter of the hall, like a mighty gong, it made me tremble. I looked at the wreath and portrait that made me shudder, and looked at the eulogy trembling in my hand, and I sadly and sincerely asked: Dear Director Yang, Comrade Yang Wanqiu, how do you want me to read your eulogy tomorrow? Woolen cloth?Are you an outstanding or famous educator, reformer?You know you tell me.Are you a true M.A.?You don't have to tell me I already know because you don't.If you are a postgraduate student of contemporary Chinese literature at Dongxi University, then I will be your tutor.How can I be your mentor?During the eight years when I was an associate professor at Dongxi University and supervised graduate students, when did I take care of you?Give you lessons or give you guidance?When did you become my graduate student?How did you become an M.A. from Dongseo University?How did you get your qualifications and degrees?Dear mayor's wife, tomorrow I won't read as written in this eulogy, okay?The best I can call you is an excellent educator, do you agree?Are you satisfied?Also, I will not read your graduate degree and degree, because there is no doubt that it is fake.I can't watch you go to heaven with a false identity, because I believe that heaven is holy, and I believe that you also hope that heaven is clean, because that will be the heaven where you will live forever!Do you agree with these decisions and beliefs of mine?Are you satisfied?If you agree, you just smile at me.If you are satisfied, you also smile at me.okay? I slowly raised my head, looked at the portrait, and found that Comrade Yang Wanqiu was really smiling.She smiled without showing her teeth, like Guanyin Bodhisattva. Also, these days are too busy to take care of Mi Wei, she may be gone, or she may still be there. A memorial service is like a family gathering. Nearly 200 people, large and small, from various ministries, committees, offices, and bureaus of Ningyang City filed into the memorial hall.And the wreaths they presented had already arrived yesterday.Rather than saying that they came to mourn Comrade Yang Wanqiu who died young, they came to condolences or pay respects to Mayor Jiang Chunwen who lost his wife.They are not so much the pilgrims in front of the mourning hall, but rather the representatives of the group meeting—representing the unit, representing others, and representing themselves, accepting the meeting of Mayor Jiang Chunwen.They considered it an honor to attend the mayor's wife's memorial service, even though their faces were full of sadness and grief. Huang Jielin is also here.This is the first time I have seen him since I became the deputy mayor.He came on behalf of Dongxi University, and of course he also represented the secretary and principal who did not come, more than 200 division chiefs and more than 20,000 teachers and students in the school, and he also represented himself. But I just shook hands with him and didn't say much. This is not the occasion and place to talk about our feelings. Li Lun didn't come.He didn't come.But when he came to lay the wreath, he was still in the front row, because he was the deputy mayor and one of the members of the four major teams. I changed the eulogy, according to my decision yesterday in front of Yang Wanqiu's portrait.I don’t call Yang Wanqiu an outstanding educator and reformer, but an excellent educator. Of course, I never mention her diploma. I deleted her graduate degree and master of arts. But in the eulogy, I added to Yang Wanqiu: She is a good wife and mother... Unexpectedly, after I read the eulogy, Mayor Jiang Chunwen as her husband and Jiang Xiaoyong as her son burst into tears at the same time!Perhaps the image of the deceased's good wife and mother touched their heartstrings, making them wake up and regret something. The tears of Mayor Jiang's father, son and relatives moved the people present, many of them burst into tears and sobbed endlessly. This is the power of eulogy.This strength comes from my courage. Of course, it also comes from the content of the eulogy. A eulogy without deceit or lies is also a way to rest the dead and move the living. I think I'm doing one thing right. After the memorial service was over, Jin Hong whispered to me that Mi Wei had left.She wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and remembered something, "I didn't leave, I left Guangzhou and returned to Ningyang. Because you are busy, let me tell you." I said, "To me, she's gone." "Deputy Mayor Zhang, what did you say?" Jin Hong said angrily, "When I said go, I meant to leave Guangzhou and return to Ningyang. Where do you want to go? Thinking about unlucky things." "Let's go then." I said. Jin Hong was startled, "Where are you going?" I said, "What did you mean when you said leave?" Jin Hong smiled knowingly, seeing that the person was still in the funeral home, she quickly stopped smiling.
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