Chapter 83 83

83 Ah Zhao said to go to "Kong Jiji" by the seaside for dinner, and the boss said yes, yes.They all like the 5-year Huadiao and pickled yellow croaker there.At the beginning, there were only seven or eight people. Later, there were more and more people. They changed from the lobby to the private room, and when the private room couldn’t fit, they switched to the lobby again.About 20 people went there that day, and they all drank too much later. I never get involved in wine matters, I can't drink enough, the dog who greeted beer and rice wine at the same time has already fought with everyone, and for some reason, he took a fancy to me, so he punched me, I said I really can't, everyone I can testify that he said it's okay, it's okay, "rock-paper-scissors" will always happen, so I had to "rock-paper-scissors" with him.As a result, he made extraordinary shots and won three games in a row.After three glasses of rice wine, Gouzi stood up, opened his posture, waved his long arms, and almost knocked off Ah Zhao's glasses next to him.Fight again, I still win, the dog scratched his head strangely, and spit on his own hand, I became excited, eager to speak out wild words to tease cats and dogs, which attracted a group of people who were not convinced, and they all showed their hands to follow me "Rock Paper Scissors".I won eleven of the fifteen hands, and I was still the best, but four cups of hot rice wine were poured into my stomach at once, and I suddenly fainted.

I can't remember the order of what happened later. It seems that a group of young female writers, some from the north and some from the south, some ugly and some beautiful, asked all the men present to take off their shirts. Many of them did. Xu Chen He refused to live or die, saying that he would not let these women take advantage of him, unless they took him off.Lin Mu must not have taken off, because he was sitting next to me at the time, and I pulled him over to sleep as a pillow.Later, someone opened the birthday cake on the neighboring table and ate it, and asked who ate it first, but no one admitted it, and they all poured cream into their mouths. The people at the two tables quarreled, and there was chaos here. The boss hugged the bust of Lu Xun offered at the entrance of the restaurant and danced. Then Dayong, the producer of the boss’s last film, got into a fight with Zhao. , Pushing and shoving, all in chaos, Dayong, who couldn't compete with Ah Zhao, snatched Lu Xun's statue from the boss's arms and threw it at Zhao, but missed, Lu Xun fell to the ground and broke into two pieces, while Gou Zi stood on the ground. The table began to read "If life deceives you" aloud, and several girls applauded him. Later, someone called 110. It must be the grandchildren of the restaurant. Later, the police from the Di'anmen police station came. Among them was a handsome guy. It was like the police in an idol drama, and then Lao Lin stuffed me and two other girls into a car of a man I didn't know, but he sent me home.

I woke up from the wine in the middle of the night, and called Lin Mu to ask what's wrong?He is eating supper at Dongzhimen.He said that they were all taken to the police station by a police car. The policeman asked Dayong why he smashed the portrait of Lu Xun. Dayong said in surprise, "So it was Lu Xun. I thought it was Kong Jiji! If it was Lu Xun, I would definitely not smash it!" The most amazing thing is Zhang Sheng, a literary editor who is said to have read thousands of volumes. He speaks in a soft voice, wears small glasses, and his hair sticks to his head as if he hasn't washed it in half a year. He only told me during the meeting One sentence——"Where is the toilet?" I said, go to the door next to it and turn right to the end, he smiled and said: "I don't believe you, because you look like a rabbit."

What's the meaning? After the police finished recording Zhang Sheng's statement, he was fully awake. He wiped off his glasses and began to criticize the police, saying that there were too many typos and grammar problems in the transcript. Would it be possible to pass it?The policeman was not angry, accepted his opinion and rewrote a copy.