Chapter 2 two

"Your origin?" he asked again. "Gegan!" I raised my head. "Revolutionary Army!" Xiao Ting's voice was even louder. "Hmm." The boy took his foot off the chair and looked at us carefully.His eyes are really not small. "Say the fuck?" He went to the lectern table to get the form. "..." We didn't speak.Practiced at home for nothing. "Crack!" The boy yanked the chair with the belt again. "Do you dare to hit someone?" "..." We were taken aback by him. "Dare to defend the red regime with blood?" His eyes doubled again.

"..." I think of the old man who scraped his tongue. "Why don't you talk? Are you dumb?!" He suddenly became angry, and violently pulled the table with his belt. "Why don't you go home soon? You are too young and don't know anything. Taking you along will only be a burden." A fifth-grade girl said. "Hey, why are you serious buddy? They're still kids." Another fifth-grade boy said to the big-eyed boy.The speaker is shorter than I am. "Come back home after your birthday!" The big-eyed boy was still staring, as if he was holding back a smile.

Go play with eggs.I suddenly remembered what my brother said to me. Xiao Ting and I escaped from the classroom, and neither of us could think of anything to say for a long time. "Why?" I asked when I got to the playground. "(mouth) Harm, you still can't see it? Because we don't know how to swear." "Then what to do?" "That's not easy? Practice." "How to practice?" "Come on." She pulled me to the corner, "Let me say something first, you follow me, let's compete to see who can speak better." "Row."

"Fuck," she said. "Fuck." I will. "Damn you." "Damn you." "You fucking." "You fucking." "You fucking bastard." "You fucking bastard." "You fucking bastard." "You fucking bastard." "Go to hell." "Go to hell." "You fucking bastard." "You fucking bastard." "Your mother—" She stopped suddenly. "Your mother—" she laughed. "Say it!" I laughed too. "Your mother---bi---!" she whispered suddenly.

"Your mother---" I can't say it. "I can not." "Look how dare I yell at the playground." She spread her legs apart, laughing at luck on the playground, as if she was about to dive into the water. I covered my mouth and listened. "Your mother---your mother---your mother---bi---<---i---<" the last word is like a bomb, making all the people in the "August 18th" headquarters They all poked their heads out of the window to look. The basic requirement for being a Red Guard is to say in front of everyone what is only available on the walls of public toilets.Mom said that kind of thing that only the most uneducated and thick-skinned hooligans could say.Regarding thick skin, my brother has a story as a model: It is about a man who died and went to the region to ask the king of Hades, why don't I grow a beard?The King of Hades said that you should have a one-inch beard, but your face is two inches long, so the beard can't protrude.When my brother tells this story, he must be confident that he will grow a beard in the future, and it doesn't matter if he swears a few more "fucking".To be honorable or shameless?The eldest cousin said: "Don't think it's over after the child is born, there will be more and more things in the future." There are already a lot of things, and everyone rushes to prove to me that life is not easy.After artificial gymnastics, there are walking, running, talking, climbing poles, parallel bars, handstands, swimming, dancing, writing, arithmetic...just to prove on the report card that you are not a fool.

"Practice you to death!" the boy said to himself holding up the barbell. "Practice!" said the captain of the Young Pioneers. "Go out and practice!" said the fighting children. There is only one word in life: practice. "Damn it." Closed the door to the bathroom and lip-synched in front of the mirror.Slowly open your mouth, the eyes in the mirror are round. "Fuck!" The eyes in the mirror became long again. "Damn you!" From the word "you", he began to exert force, clenched his teeth, grinned his lips, and stared his eyes even harder, so that everyone would be afraid of you as soon as this sentence came out. As soon as the word "Mom" came out, I found that I still had dimples.

Hey!I seem to look like some movie actor. "It's not easy to be a movie actor? They are all the same." My brother pouted when he said this. "You have to have that kind of strength, you can see that you lack that kind of strength, haha ​​you have it." The big cousin said, "haha, play the heroine again." , the eldest cousin laughed and clapped her hands. "Cao!" Cursing out this word is considered an insult.His face in the mirror was flushed, and he looked around. Of course, there was no one, not even the soil turtle who was always lying on the wall to listen.

The wood turtle was big and black, with a bunch of long-haired claws stretched out to grab the white wall of the bathroom.It's often on the wall above the tub, and if you sit on the toilet and lift your eyes you'll see it.It never hides from people, only people hide from it. If it is here, I can't even poop. This house is too old and too big. I am the first generation of our family born here, and the wood turtles, mice, scorpions, centipedes, and ants may have been hundreds of generations here.The eldest cousin said that every time there is a "change of dynasty", the owner of the yard changes: the previous owner killed a person here and fled to Taiwan; the previous owner was killed as a traitor once; the previous owner followed President Yuan made a fuss; the previous one served as a eunuch for Cixi; the previous one... Dad said, maybe it was a slaughterhouse in the past, or maybe it was a cemetery.The eldest cousin said that my father always picked inauspicious words.I said that the ancestors of mice and wood turtles must have never moved, and my brother immediately imagined whether the ancient toilets had a bad smell?

"How could you be so particular at that time?" said the eldest cousin. "Come on, ancient people would never shit and take a bath in the same house, think about Concubine Yang taking a bath." My brother said. "Oh my god, do you still know how Concubine Yang goes out of the bath?" The cousin was taken aback. "The way of life of the exploiting class at that time." Mom said immediately. "Don't we also have worker uncles to burn boilers?" I asked. "Dad contributed to the revolution," Mom said.But Dad doesn't like to take a bath, he would rather rub his back on the door frame; I would rather take a towel and soap and make an appointment with the children in the street to go to the public bathhouse to join in the fun.Mom said: "Why does this family have a peasant style for generations?"

I don't like it here, the room is big and dark, and the green paint peels off the walls and it looks like there are human mouths everywhere.In addition to being big is still big.Big tile house, big yard, big red door, big screen wall, big moon gate, big red lacquered pillars, big steps, big scorpion, big wood turtle, big caterpillar, big mouse, big centipede, big black tree shadow... · "Big cousin, why is our house so uncomfortable? Aunt Wang's next door is a bed as soon as she enters the door, and the room is fragrant and warm." "Your child is born to be cheap, isn't it? I will send you to the countryside soon." "Do you want to eat pancakes and burn firewood?" "You should learn how to work first. You can't even wash your handkerchief and go to the countryside." My cousin taught me how to roll noodles: knead the noodles first, and then roll them with a rolling pin to make them choked Choked, choked, rolled thinner and bigger, choked -- choked -- the palms were red and itchy.Stack the large round noodles and cut them into strips with a knife. These are noodles.The big cousin said that it takes a week to roll the noodles to pass, then roll the dumpling wrappers, then learn how to steam steamed buns, and then go to the big rats with a big broom!

That's what cats do. Mice can run much faster than me. My cousin and I took a big bamboo broom and ran all over the yard chasing a little mouse until it lost its head.The eldest cousin took a bamboo broom and pressed it down with a "poof", and then rubbed it, and the little mouse was rubbed to death.When I lifted the bamboo broom, I saw that the mouse was covered with wounds from bamboo pokes.The big cousin didn't give up, and poked two more holes in it with fire chopsticks.I said it was poor, but my cousin said it hadn't grown any bones yet.Then the cousin put the cat into the hole and let it crawl under the floor to catch the mice.But the cat didn't want to, so it stood at the entrance of the cave and barked all night, notifying all the mice.The eldest cousin punished the cat without eating for three days, and then let it go into the burrow. "If you can't pamper it, the cat will have to catch mice." But it gave birth to kittens, and kittens gave birth to kittens, and from generation to generation, it became less and less fond of catching mice.Our classmate's cat drinks milk and eats fish every day, and hides when it sees mice, because it is afraid of mice.As soon as the eldest cousin heard about this, she curled her lips in a "tsk tsk tsk": "No wonder the newspaper said all day that it was going to be changed!" She even put the cat in the hole. When the "rebellion" started, the "revolutionary anti-revisionist team" simply came to a thorough "repair", captured all the cats and killed them.As soon as the eldest cousin heard about it, she shouted again: "Oh, what should I do if there is a rat again?" Then she felt sorry for the cat: "Who is provoking whom? As for doing it so badly?" Some cats were assed The stuffed "two kicks" collapsed all over the sky; some were thrown from tall buildings and turned into mud.The eldest cousin put our cat in a vegetable basket, covered it with a towel and sent it out of the city.When I got to a place where no one was around, I let it out. It stretched and yawned, and followed the big cousin back.The eldest cousin said: "Oh my god." Put it in the vegetable basket and brought it back.The next day, I sent it to a farther place. As soon as it got out of the basket, it looked at the big cousin, and the big cousin brought it back again.On the third day, it was sent even further, to the mountains, and placed under a big tree. The big cousin didn't dare to look at it, so she turned her legs and walked back. It didn't bark and didn't follow it.Recently, there was an oversized wild cat standing on the roof of our house. Everyone thought it looked like a "flower" sent away, and it would not come down even if it was called, but just smiled at us.The eldest cousin said that it was a strong wild cat, several times bigger than before, and Yiqian's face didn't like to smile very much.I said that being a wild cat is better than being a domestic cat. A domestic cat has to be pampered all day long, is forced to catch mice, and is finally sentenced to death. "Cao!" This sentence is still difficult to say, and I don't know when to scold. "Bang bang bang", someone knocked on the bathroom door. I open. "Where is the gold pulling? So long?" My cousin asked me, "Come and comfort your brother, they organized him to take the lead in destroying the four old ones, and he burned his stamp album!" That's my brother's lifeblood; those stamps, he still has enough for my primary school exhibition! I run out. Life is already on the rise.Those sets of stamps, those squares, triangles, rhombuses and colored paper pieces, those painful fairy tales from all over the world, great figures and places of interest with flowers, birds and cordyceps, those historical events that no one bothers to remember and must be reminded with stamps And others, all disappeared with the fire.They turned into little paper dust and flew into the air and landed on my brother's white pull-back shoes and red armband.My brother cried, and my cousin cried because I felt sorry for my brother, but I couldn't find the right words to comfort them. "Fuck!" I said suddenly.It wasn't loud, but I said it.The big cousin's small eyes suddenly widened, and the tears suddenly stopped.But my brother ignored me. When I bring up the past, haha ​​is like taking a stimulant, no matter who I am, I want to nag non-stop.She also wondered how the big farts in the past were also things, but now it seems that if there is no bomb in her life, she doesn't know if she is still alive?Every minute of her life's "present continuous" is overshadowed by the "past perfect" she rams out.Even if she and Mike went to dinner, she would not stop recalling when she looked at the candles on the dining table: "If you take the light and shine it, you will find that there are maggots everywhere, the ground is covered, and there is no place to set foot. After spring The maggots grow into chrysalis and squeak under their feet, and there are dead pigs and chickens in the cesspit, and they accidentally fall, just like jumping into a swimming pool!" She laughed and Mike laughed too.Pancakes, fried rice, and Indian dishes all entered the stomach following the imagination of the big cesspit in the Chinese countryside. "Why doesn't it affect your appetite?" Haha asked deliberately. "Eat more." Mike also wanted to show his chicness, "It's like a big dung." He pointed to the curry dish, and said haha ​​that he couldn't eat it anymore. "Don't you know that I'm the only one who has real feelings about shit?" she said aggrievedly. "Oh! I'm sorry, I thought you were numb, and who doesn't really feel shit?" Mike apologized and smiled. "Not the same!" She insisted on her right. "Sorry!" Mike apologized again. At that time, Mike was also bewitched, and he liked to hear everything she said. "What if I had married a farmer then?" she said, stroking his beard. He gags her mouth with his mouth. "What if I had leprosy then?" she said as soon as she had time to catch her breath. He unbuttoned her. "Fat people are worth money. In our village, when a daughter-in-law is married..." She looked at her ribs. He couldn't wait to give his love to this "exotic" who had "been through all the vicissitudes" and hugged her with tears in his eyes, and she just asked under him: "Do you know what schistosomiasis is?" Mike is Haha's teacher in college, and they fell in love at first sight.Mike said that Haha is extraordinary, miraculous and unknowable; Haha said that Mike has matured just right, brother, father, lover, and younger brother are omnipotent.Mike loves to listen, Haha loves to talk, and Mike uses the atmosphere of love to create a stage for Haha to speak freely. Even Haha himself doubts whether Mike can really understand, but when she sees Mike, what she wants to say is like a flood. Unstoppable like a flood.In retrospect, it seems that she used the "past" to draw out the "now" of the two of them, but the real life is actually that Mike can't do without her fiancée. Mike's fiancée is known to everyone who has never seen it, but it does not delay Mike's countless girlfriends.While with Haha, Mike broke off with all his girlfriends, but only his fiancée was still quietly sitting in that firm seat.Mike called his fiancée when he was with haha, and haha ​​when he was with his fiancee.To Mike, it was as normal as buttering toast; to Haha, it was no doubt putting a pistol under the pillow. "No, I'm a thief," she said. "We are a natural couple, do we still need to steal what we are born with?" Mike said. "No, no, forget it." "No, no, no, definitely not." "It's too complicated." "It's a simple matter." "what to do?" "I love you." "What happened between you and Mike is really messed up!" Dongxia said.She is also from Beijing, claiming that all Beijingers have a common language. "It's very simple, he loves me and I love him too." Huang Haha said this sentence in one breath, pretending to be chic, but in fact, he had gone through "right, wrong, right, wrong" several times in his heart. "Does he have a fiancée? I heard that she is ten years younger than him, and she is very rich?" Dongxia said while chewing fruit.She is a master of science and engineering, and her husband is still in Beijing. She waited for four years before her husband got a scholarship, and she is coming to London soon.For this reason, she always called herself "Wang Baochuan", and bought herself new clothes for the first time. In the past, she always gave people the impression that she was smelly. "······" "Either dismantle them, or talk to him!" Before Haha could answer, Dongxia swallowed and sprayed the fruit while saying, "Don't make things so unclear, let others say It doesn't look good either." She decisively spat out a husk on the ground. "Life is inherently unclear, and I don't live to let others talk about it." Haha said while thinking: If only I really believed in this. "It's fine to pick it out. If it's good, it's fine. If it's not good, just pull it down. Don't waste your time." Dongxia spat out another husk. What does it mean not to waste time? "Do you want to have sex?" A London young man walked towards Dongxia and suddenly said to Dongxia, but he didn't look at her. Haha also loves to chat with Lao Gu.They are "people in the same circle" in Beijing. "People, you have to be restrained." Old Gu squinted at her.He claimed to be "the end of common fate". "The world is over, why did you come to London?" Haha also thinks he knows him very well, and sometimes even imagines that if he is with Lao Gu, he will avoid all misunderstandings, troubles and mystery, but without mystery, there will be no passion; No passion, no trouble; no trouble, nothing. Maybe this world is "nothing" to Lao Gu. Even when he talks about "sex", he has a supernatural and invulnerable expression on his face. He doesn't move his lips, but what he says is " The top-secret shock of "sex", facing a roomful of audience, he can speak more and more "evil", but the more he speaks, the more serious he is, and finally makes the listeners feel that he is not as good as a pig or a dog. "Foreigners...Of course you want to live a lively life..." He always said in half: "Just don't get AIDS." He plucked hair for the brush with his long and thin fingers, calmly stared at the nib. Haha, I know that talking about "love" with Lao Gu is just scolding.In his view, Westerners are a symbol of AIDS, and Orientals are small house sparrows.No one in this world is worth getting angry about him/her. If you say: "I love him/her...wait a minute, he will smile and say: "How can you throw a child's temper at such an age. " He is superficially unrestrained and practically "restraint", he is terribly afraid of confession, and uses "humor" to reduce everyone to the status of a donkey.He once threw a kitchen knife for a girl before, but as he got older, "love" and "ignorance" became synonymous in his dictionary. "Okay, okay, you are old and young, you should find a home." Old Gu said. "What the fuck's home, I haven't said anything yet, why are you talking about home? Why do everything have to have a result?" Haha knew that Lao Gu had already "simplified" her problem. "Then what do you want to say? Love? Then you just love, what else are you talking about? Or just get married, isn't this the destination?" "I'm the fucking third party now." "I said you want to live a more lively life, don't you?" Old Gu laughed. Haha also laughed angrily. "Trouble, three, four, five, six, if you can make a fuss, it's better than not to make a fuss anyway." He stood up and went to make tea. "I think it's over." Haha looked seriously at Gu's back. "Then it's over, something good is better than anything else." He brewed tea and blew on the tea leaves floating on the mug. "Tell me what to do." Haha stood up, hoping the conversation could be a little more serious. "I for you?" He deliberately looked at her seriously. Haha kicked him hard in the past, turned around and left. "Woman." Behind the back is the last sentence of Lao Gu. woman.What about men? "A loud thunder shook the sky, and Meng Jiangnu wept down the Iron Great Wall." "Recalling the cold kiln in the spring and autumn of the eighteenth year, it was futile for my father to remarry than me. Hirao is more glorious than me, and Bao Chuan, I am clear and clean. "It seems that there is no other way to live other than this. The husband finally "flying into the sky", and the wife must "be clear of the sand and clean the water".Bao Gong added Chen Shimei, Wu Song added Pan Jinlian.As the saying goes: "cook raw rice and cooked rice", what is raw rice and what is cooked rice?Cooked rice must be eaten?What if you have a bad appetite? "Save to make revolution". what is rightwhat is wrong? Haha stood up from the chair and simply sat on the table, thinking that a higher position might be good for thinking, and finally looked at the trash cans on the street in a daze, but still couldn't figure it out. Of course, in the old dictionary, women have almost no IQ.A little bit was consumed by shopping.In ancient times, there were not so many shops, and women used that little IQ to calculate the household, and it was all used up, leaving only the strength to deal with kitchen knives and husbands.and after? "Later, it didn't get more lively, it became more lively, didn't it?" That's the end of Lao Gu's story with women. Haha, I know that Lao Gu is taunting her again, and I also know that if I ask less questions and pretend to be confused, life will be more beautiful. .Men love to hear women say, "I don't know." She sat cross-legged on the table and stared at the trash can downstairs.Mike and she are really bragging now, and his enthusiasm of "no, no, no, no, never count" has disappeared, haha, don't feel guilty anymore, the responsibility of the thief has been given to another woman, and the fiancee is still at home. Sitting, waiting for Mike to hang up from the woman's house.The responsibility of the third party has been relieved, haha ​​is still entangled in the "sense of right and wrong", and can't figure it out.In the past, he hesitated seriously and loved seriously. Just when he thought he had found his "destination", he sat back on his broken boat with a bang. "what is love?garbage can?Broken toys?Handkerchief?recorder?microphone?newspaper?Ashtray?book fair?Chinese cabbage stored for winter? He found that his IQ was still not enough, and even using his toes, he couldn't figure out how much truth there was in life.The reason for Mike's sudden farewell was that she was "too deep", a comment she had never heard in her life. Ha, Londoners.