Chapter 7 Chapter 3 Wang Ya's People and Things-1

People in Wang Zai are very good at enjoying themselves. If they have money, they don’t work and play mahjong. Anyone who can’t play will be looked down upon. There are professional titles in our village for playing mahjong, and the most powerful one is called "Taishan Beidou". This man is in his fifties, and he is too good.The second place is "Grandmaster", in his thirties, he is especially good at card counting.The third place is "Master", the fourth place is "Professor", and the fifth place is "Coach".There are also "two dragons", two people, one lives at the head of the village and the other lives at the end of the village, and they come every day.There is also "Tianguang", which is also called "Dongfanghong".

We don't raise dogs anymore, and we don't raise chickens anymore. If we raise them, they will be stolen, so we don't raise them at all.There are more than 80 households in two groups in the whole village, only one family raises dogs, and five or six households raise chickens. We don't like to grow things, and we don't grow things if we can.In summer, the whole village goes to steal watermelons, which frightens the people who look at the watermelons, which is very fun. Many people in our village went to Henan to repair their watches, and they were all parallel importers.Going to Beijing to do renovations is also a mess.There are still many people doing business, and one of them is still doing business with Wan Ziliang from Hong Kong, who is the actor in the movie.

Shuanghong is almost forty years old now, and she sleeps with anyone who gives her money. Her husband is very honest and doesn't care about her.Her mother-in-law is over ninety years old, and she was born the same year as Chairman Mao (note, this was mistaken by Muzhen). She is extremely deaf and cannot hear thunder. From the Land Reform to 1976, she only heard one thunder. There is a person named Aidang in Wang Zha. His wife is quite normal, but she is afraid of thunder. She said that when thunder strikes, her scalp will become wooden and her hair will stand on end.Once when it rained and thundered, Ai Dang's wife went to close the window, and suddenly a large red light flashed in outside the window, the size of a big sea bowl, and the grids were probably snake spirits.After the snake spirit came in, Aidang's wife went crazy. She sang loudly, and others couldn't understand her singing. Sometimes she laughed hard, and sometimes she sang hard.When planting rice seedlings, she walked down the pond wearing a padded jacket. She kept walking, but everyone was planting rice seedlings. She didn't pay attention, and when she walked into deep water, she drowned.Dead people are still standing, their hair standing on end.

There are three daughters, the youngest is only one year old, and they were adopted by a family in Wuhan. Ai Dang has never looked for him again. He loves to talk, laugh and play. Many people have been matchmakers for him. He disagrees because he is afraid of wronging his daughter.He heard that Shuanghong is easy to play and anyone can sleep with them, so he wanted to hang out. He went to her house, got into bed, and took off his pants. Shuanghong asked Aidang if he had brought any money. Aidang said he hadn't, and Shuanghong pulled up his pants again. Ai Dang was very angry, and told people when he went out, saying that it was easy to do, and it was not easy to do it, but he wanted money.All Wang Zha knows about this.

Shuanghong has always been friendly with the carpenter in the village. The carpenter is very smart, can speak well, and is best at making women happy.One year, because the tax was too heavy for everyone to pay, the carpenter found a group of people to appeal. There was a woman in the gang, who was the wife of the winemaker. She liked the carpenter, so she disappeared with him for several days.Everyone looked everywhere, including the winemaker. They found the carpenter's house, but they didn't find it, and they looked elsewhere, but they couldn't find it.After a few days they came back by themselves, no one knew where they came from.

Because of the carpenter, Shuanghong gets jealous with many people, such as Xianer and Xier, the carpenter's sister-in-law.The carpenter has too many women, and even his wife ran away in anger.If no one is planting the rice seedlings, Shuanghong will plant them for him; if no one is washing the clothes, she will help him wash them. But the two are on good terms, and Shuanghong still needs to charge money for dealing with the carpenter, but not on a per-case basis, and the carpenter doesn't have much money. He only gives her a little money every month, which is not much.So Shuanghong told the carpenter's parents that the carpenter was good to her and there were only advantages and no disadvantages.

A carpenter went to work in Hainan and brought home a prostitute, whom we called a whore.After staying for more than a year, Shuanghong was very angry and had nothing to do.The carpenter's mother said, whatever, young people want to have fun.The bitch is from Hunan. Her mother was ill. She called her to go back, but she left and never came back. After the prostitute left, the carpenter made friends with Shuanghong again, and gave her some money soon after. The carpenter's mother loves money, and told Xi'er, the third son's daughter-in-law, in front of the eldest son and the second son's wife, that your eldest brother spends money to be nice to others, so it's better to be nice to you. No need to give money to others.Xi'er told me one day that this mother-in-law is really shameless, she let me sleep with her eldest son, saying that there is no need to give him money.

The third younger brother of the carpenter is Sanya, who also went to work in Hainan. He was so homesick that he couldn't even read a single word, so he came back again.He didn't come back suddenly, the family knows.On the night Sanya came back, his mother locked him in his own room, and then called the carpenter and Xi'er to sleep in her room.Sanya was locked in the room, he thought it was very strange, so he picked the lock to find his mother, but in the mother's room, he heard his elder brother talking to his wife, turned off the light, black Gulongdong, he rushed in , touched two people on the bed.

Sanya cried and wanted to throw herself into the river, saying that she had never seen such a mother in the world, and she didn't want to live anymore.His child followed behind and cried hard, crying, "Daddy, don't go, Daddy, don't go."His mother yelled at the door of their house, his house was on a slope, and the whole village could hear it when he yelled, "Ouch, hello--someone help me to pull it out--" Later, Sanya stopped working, and she and Xi'er farmed at home. The carpenter abducted a woman from another village to Wangzha, and the woman's husband went to look for her at her mother's house, and her family said, "Go and see at Wangzha's house."In the end, she found it, and the woman went back and made a death promise, saying that she would definitely not run away.Unexpectedly, after two months, he ran away again.In Wang Ya, he also had an illegitimate child with the carpenter, and the two of them gave up their child, and they didn't know where they went.

Shuanghong has been selling kung fu and doing small jobs for others. When someone builds a house, he will bring bricks and mud for others.When farming is busy, she doesn't build a house, so she helps others plant rice seedlings and cut rice for twenty-five yuan a day.She also owns a field, the land of three people, her daughter is married, and her son goes to school.Her husband also knew that she slept with others and asked for money, so if he couldn't control it, he didn't care.He is quite honest, he used to be a soldier. All the soldiers in our village are honest, one by one, and the conscripts don’t know how to do it. They choose thousands of people, and after selecting the most honest people, the army likes them.Only thin iron is not sweet, so he can't be a long-term soldier. Everyone else has been a soldier for three years, and he came back after two years. He must not be a good leader.

Line fire means lightning.The monk, a woman, is very beautiful and well-dressed. She has been a grandmother since she was thirty-six. Elephant nose, a man.Scar, with burn scars on his body. The sky does not charge, very bad meaning.Not even a day.Usually selling cattle is called bullwhip.He has been a production team leader for more than 20 years. He can read, but he can't write. Every year he pays the bills. Landlord, he was fat and white when he was young.Two eyes, good looking eyes.Lin Biao, very thin, also known as dry shell.Annan, who looks like Annan on TV, was originally nicknamed African. The Japanese, an old man in his sixties, digs herbs.This person is bad, so he is called Japanese.He dug up a narcotic drug called Gypsophila, and tricked a woman into taking it, saying it was delicious. The woman was very vigilant and only bit a little bit, but her tongue became numb for a day.A man ate it and couldn't live a day. The third type of seedlings, very thin, usually not energetic, lethargic, love to fight, and go to them as soon as they hear that there is a fight.His son is called Si Lei Miao. Muddy pig, this person is very fat, and I don't know what mushy pig means.Too fat and not pregnant, I came to Beijing to check it out, it is the woman's problem. Wu Zetian, a woman.Measuring instruments, pins, shit, leprechauns, weasels, gourd ladles, madmen, flatheads, eight bars, and camels. Anyway, it has what it's called. Three kinds of seedlings went to learn watch repairing, and went to Kaifeng, Henan to learn.After graduating from junior high school, I didn't work at home, fell ill, and suffered from sciatica.He said to learn. In fact, there is no master, and he hangs out with others. Those who know how to do it don’t really know how to do it.I bought a pair of tweezers, a small screwdriver, a spectacle lens, and a tube to press on my eyes. I bought it outside. The complete set of tools is more than 100 yuan. The table is rented in a shopping mall in Kaifeng. Every family in our village has watch repairers. A lot of income in a year.He is divorcing his wife, who is also repairing watches, and is also repairing watches in Kaifeng.Money is more expensive than life for her, and she took their son's fourth-category seedlings and three-category seedlings to ask her for money, but she firmly refused to give it. This woman's nickname is "Xiao Tang Ke", and her name is Hong'er.The person is very slender and looks good, much stronger than the three types of seedlings.Originally, Hong'er was in a relationship with another man, but San Kuai Miao got involved. Hong'er disagreed with him, so he threatened Hong'er that if she married someone else, he would blow her up with dynamite.She was afraid, so she had to follow him.Hong'er turned out to be good friends with her master, who was also in a county in Henan. Three kinds of seedlings want to leave, Hong'er doesn't want to leave, she has a child.Hong'er's mother was the company commander when she was working as a canal, and she got married with someone. She became pregnant with her, so she had to find someone to marry and gave birth to a younger brother. Later, her mother died. She had no mother since she was a child, so she didn't want to divorce , Let the son have no mother. The third type of Miao said: If you have five thousand dollars, your wife will stay aside; if you have ten thousand dollars, your wife will have to change.He and his wife fight all the time.In July last year, I had a divorce for three days. When I got home at twelve o’clock in the evening, I still fought. The big table was broken into three legs, and the small table was broken into two legs. Licheng. He left and went back to Kaifeng.Hong'er has been staying at her mother's house.In October, I went to Liuyang, Hunan to do business, clothing business. Three kinds of seedlings hooked up with a girl in Kaifeng. The girl was called Li Wenhua. She was pitiful. She was only 18 years old. She had no parents since she was a child and was brought up by her grandmother.The girl sells watches in the shopping mall. After the third class Miao fell in love with her, she used sweat medicine. In the place where the girl lived, the third class Miao was very ruthless. He gave the girl a drink and put the sweat medicine in the drink. It was night and the girl lived by herself. , she is not from Kaifeng.At that time, the girl was still a virgin, and after being fucked by him, she insisted on marrying him. When he came back, he brought a photo of this girl for us to see. It was called Li Wenhua, and she was short-sighted at 400 degrees.The third category of seedlings showed photos to people everywhere, and told me that they wanted to dump Li Wenhua. Hong'er didn't believe it, and didn't go home for two months.One day they quarreled, San Lei Miao admitted, and she went to beat the girl.The girl didn't fight back no matter how hard she hit her, even when she dropped her glasses.I hit him twice and didn't fight back.Hong'er didn't have much energy in fighting, so she stopped fighting.It's boring, so I filed for divorce again. The girl called twice a week, and the three types of seedlings called her once a week.By the end of October, everyone went home.Going home from Liuyang, I returned the unsold items.A few of us, as well as Sancai Miao and Hong'er, ended up being noisy again, Sancai Miao ran away again, and the train ticket at twelve o'clock in the evening.The three of us searched separately, but we couldn't find him. When we left the car for only a few minutes, he came back again. When I got home the next day, he saw me and shouted: I will live with Honger again and I will be her son! On the thirteenth day of the first lunar month, Xi Tie was no longer at home and went to jail.The three types of seedlings fell ill, sciatica, foot pain, not very severe, usually go home for more than ten days for the new year, this time the foot pain stays longer.One of the three types of seedlings went to the Taoist class to fight with others. His feet hurt. It wasn't because of the pain in his feet that others couldn't beat him. He was a desperado.If he loses, he calls home and calls Xiao Wang's younger brother Eryan, who comes out and shouts at the door: "Three types of seedlings have been beaten!"That day, there happened to be a team of dragon lanterns playing in our village, and there were many people at the gate. As soon as they heard the call, everyone ran away immediately, instead of riding a bicycle, they took a shortcut and took a field ridge.When we arrived at the Taoist class, the person who beat the three-type seedlings hadn't left yet. When he saw a group of people coming, he swung the three-type seedlings' bicycles over.Five people beat one person. That person broke free and ran to the police station. His face was bruised and he was punched many times. Our people did not dare to chase into the police station.The embankment was full of people from our village. Xiao Wang's younger brother said that if you fight, you must win. It doesn't matter how much money you spend with you. You must win. If you don't win, you will lose face. People in other villages all hated us, Wang Zha, and said why you Wang Zha love to fight so much, why don't you die. The police station came to mediate, and the third type of seedling was beaten three times. The man paid 300 yuan to accompany him, and returned the bicycle to him.The third type of Miao bought Longxiang brand cigarettes, and gave a pack of cigarettes to each person who helped fight. In winter, I harvested the second-crop rice, plowed the land, and planted rapeseed. If there were not enough seedlings, I would steal them. Specially stealing from other villages.Going out at night is afraid of ghosts, so I dare not go alone, but gangs of three or five go to steal.When they go to other people's fields, they only pick good ones to steal, the taller the better, and they specialize in picking the tall ones. Once the three of us went together, walking four or five miles, and saw someone set off a mechanism to trap wild rabbits, called "trapping", a stick, placed on the ground, clamped with wire, and it was clamped as soon as it was pulled.Two wild rabbits, one big and one small, were caught inside, and they were still alive, so they brought them back. I brought it to Malian store to sell, it was worthless, only a few dollars, I thought it was not worth it, so I just took it home and ate it. The primary school was built in 1995, and the contractor was a foreigner.The bricks, wood, steel bars, cement, and windows used to build the school are piled up outside, and people steal everything. People in the village said that if he didn't steal a little, he would say that the people in our village are honest and would look down on us.Picking and stealing makes him feel uncomfortable.People in several villages went to steal, and people in our village said they were going to steal. Lao Ke is not a bad person, he just likes to steal dogs, he doesn't steal other things, he just steals dogs. We raised a yellow dog, and Lao Ke told Xiao Wang, I will eat your dog sooner or later.A few days later, he told me again, I'm going to take your yellow dog medicine. Lao Ke's mother's birthday, their family ate meat, our family ate sweet potatoes, he mixed three pieces of meat with medicine, stuffed them into sweet potatoes, and put them on the chair in front of my house. As a result, my yellow dog didn't eat them, and his family ate them. puppy eating.The puppy is his nephew's baby, and he drank milk once.Lao Ke didn't like it, so he came into my house and asked for two buckets, and brought two big buckets of water to give the puppy an enema.He squatted in the yard of my house, filled the puppy with water from my water cup, and only took two sips before asking me to close the yard door, lest his nephew would see it.The water couldn't get in, and there was a puddle on the ground. He asked me to help, but I didn't help, and Xiao Wang ignored him.Later, I couldn't see it, so I helped him open the puppy's mouth and poured half a bucket of water into it.The puppy still died the next day, and the nephew lay on the ground crying so hard that his mother scolded him for being dead for eight generations, and Lao Ke hid in my house and dared not go back. Lao Ke's father is a bamboo craftsman, and Lao Ke made a sun chamber for my family, which is very ugly.Now people like to use plastic, and the work of bamboo craftsmen is getting less and less. Lao Ke has long since stopped doing it. In addition to stealing dogs, he also catches snakes and frogs to sell.Although he stole my dog, I didn't think he was bad. Later, Lao Ke drugged the yellow dog to death, set up a pot at the door, cooked dog meat, and everyone ate it. There is a man in Xiawanzi who specializes in stealing dogs, nicknamed Big Things. He stole the dogs and kept them on the second floor of his house. When it was cold, he took them to the county town to sell. Dogs weighing more than 30 catties could be sold for 160 More than ten dollars each.He steals all the big things from everyone's dogs. Every winter, there are always a dozen or twenty dogs on the second floor of his house. He walks with a stick, and the vicious dogs will not bite him. My family used to have a big poodle, long-haired, curly, black and white, bought for ten yuan, and kept for three years.Many people want to buy this dog, we are not selling it.At first, its collar was made of leather, and it was worn out. Xiao Wang twisted a ring around it with a wire.The dog was stolen by something big. There is also a dog, a greyhound, who was not raised much, and was also stolen by the big stuff. The village of Wangzha is weird. Every night, people discuss what to do at night, or steal peanuts, or steal sugarcane. Unlike my natal family, they just drop by to chat at night. Once, seven or eight people went to the county town to buy fish medicine. There was a special medicine for fish, and even loach could be medicine.A few yuan per person to buy medicine. On the first night, the two rode motorcycles to put fish medicine into other people's fish ponds. After two hours, they picked up fish with snakeskin bags. They saw that the fish was gone. Everyone laughs.After laughing, I collected money to buy medicine the next day, and dispatched again at night. This time, I found a fish pond at the bottom of the hillside. In the mountain, there were few people, and not many people chased after it was discovered.After taking the medicine, I went to sleep on the slope. When I woke up, I saw that the fish was gone again, and everyone was laughing again. On the third day, I went to buy medicine again. It cost ten yuan per person. There were seven or eight people. This time I went to a distant place, built a big pond, and poured a lot of medicine. I went to see it in two hours, and it was gone again.Early the next morning, I rode my bike to see it again. Oh, hey, the pond is all white. The white flowers are all fish stomachs, and they are all big grass carp weighing seven to eight catties. Others are picking them up in big snakeskin bags.The big fish couldn't die for two hours after taking the medicine, and they didn't come up until dawn. They went early, and the fish didn't die or float up.When I went back and said it, everyone died laughing. After trying it three times but failing, everyone died laughing. Taishan Beidou is called Wang Chuhan, and he is the best at playing mahjong, so his nickname is Taishan Beidou.He has three daughters and a son.The son was electrocuted to death for stealing watermelon. He went to high school, worked as a carpenter, and did it very well. He did it in Wuhan and stayed in the Provincial Party Committee Compound for several years.After his son died, he didn't go there, and he didn't do carpentry elsewhere, so he played cards at home. His eldest daughter married in Maliandian. She is very rich and does business in Xinjiang, selling shoes and clothes.The second daughter is in Guangxi, and she is the only girl in our village who attended a technical secondary school.The little girl was at home, but the son-in-law barged in the door backwards, and both repaired watches. Taishan Beidou does not believe in evil, does not believe in superstition, he dares to say what others dare not say.He used to be friends with a woman surnamed Zhang in the seventh group. This woman had two daughters but no son. She saw another man had two sons, so she went to seduce the man and gave birth to a son. .Her husband didn't care about her, saying that he could just call me Dad anyway.The two sons of the borrowed man were not very similar to him, but the son of the woman surnamed Zhang was very similar to him.Everyone knows that when two women fight, the two men don't care.The borrowed son graduated from high school and became an actor in the Wang Gang Troupe, singing Chu opera. Taishan Beidou was an accountant when we were in the big group, and this woman surnamed Zhang was also an accountant. It was at that time that the two got better, but I haven't heard of it since. Wang Chuhan said that he lost his father in childhood and lost his son in middle age.Last year, when his daughter was pregnant, the hospital said it was stomach cancer, so he cried.The result was not, and a little granddaughter was born. When dead people go to hang incense, they have to kneel, but he doesn't kneel. He said that he only kneels to two people in his life, and only kneels to his parents.His father-in-law died without kneeling.Others say he is not filial, he is not filial if he says he is not filial, anyway he does not kneel. He is young, so he calls us grandma, but we are older, so we don’t have to kneel in the incense sticks. If the older ones kneel, the younger ones will die, so he can’t afford it. When editing the family tree, Wang Chuhan erased all his records with a brush, saying that I have no son anyway.He planted half an acre of land, planted a season of mid-season rice, and after harvesting, he planted wheat instead of rapeseed. There is a pretty good girl named Xiao Lian, who is eighteen years old, and her parents always scold her.The river was full of water, and the father pushed his daughter into the water, and her mother scolded her at home, scolded her for being a cunt, and said she was a coward.She didn't do anything wrong, she would do any job, and she would help if asked, no matter who asked her to do it, she would do it.Her parents don't like her, they like her son, she has a younger brother who has never been beaten, and the younger brother always beats her.She came back before graduating from elementary school. Last year, her father pushed her into the river, and pushed her into the river without any problems.Her brother said, jump into the river!Forget about drowning. Her father pushed her desperately, the villagers hugged her, and an old lady took her to her home.Everyone in the village commented that the child had no backbone and should jump off. In September, she offended her father again and pushed her into the pond. Four or five girls couldn't stop her. Xiaolian's cousin gave birth to a son, seven years old, who always drank cold water and did not eat. Grandma took him to the hospital, but no symptoms were found. He was introduced to Huangshi, but no symptoms were seen. He was introduced to Tongji Hospital in Wuhan, where eight cases were photographed. tumor.He got up to drink water by himself at night, he was quite obedient, it was all by himself, at night he drank a basin of water and urinated in a bucket of urine.When I got sick, I had a headache, didn't eat, didn't take medicine to treat it, and I was about to die, but I didn't take medicine and got better.That's weird.He drinks Wahaha every day, and it is wholesale. In the last ten days, a box of Wahaha was wholesaled. He can give him whatever he wants. Bai Liujiu said that he was a child from the sky who came to reincarnate, some kind of fairy Taoist child, it is impossible to raise such a child, such a child is very good.Bai Liujiu said that the child would have to take care of his family, and that he was here to collect a debt of 30,000 yuan, and he died when the 30,000 yuan was used up.The merits and virtues of the family will be consummated once more.Every year on the fifth and sixth day of the first lunar month, there is a Children's Day, where children's scriptures are recited. Children younger than Xiaolian beat her, and she can't win when she beats others. If she can't win, she cries, her mother scolds her, she's a bitch, she's a bitch, she won't even answer you!Her mother came with a very long thorn and beat her hard, cursing at the same time, Bamen'er is dead, why don't you keep it alive!You son of a bitch, go to hell! Many people pulled and snatched the thorn strips.Her mother picked up a hoe and said she would kill her with a hoe, and Xiaolian fell into the river.Jump down from the bridge, flat bridge, more than four meters high, jump down the river.There was waist-deep water in the river.It's okay, the clothes are all wet, the twenty-sixth of the twelfth lunar month, winter, the elder sister-in-law pulled her up, and her mother was still scolding and beating when she got home. Bailiujiu is Chu Min's nickname.He is specialized in managing the lower bounds. According to superstition, there are upper bounds and lower bounds.When encountering difficulties, looking for Bodhisattvas is called looking for the upper realm.When people lose their souls, they look for those in the lower realms.One hundred and sixty-nine is in charge of the lower realm, and in charge of catching living souls. He is in his sixties and knows how to read. Xiao Wang's elder brother was threshing rice in the rice field. The elder brother was the security director at the time. When Bai Liujiu passed by, he saw him and said, "You will be promoted next year."The eldest brother said, I will be promoted next year, that's good, then I drank today.In fact, the eldest brother didn't believe it at all. He had hepatitis, and it was a small three-yang, and the big three-yang was hopeless.He can't be cured, and he takes medicine for a long time to control it.We thought he was so seriously ill that he would die next year, so why would he be promoted.Unexpectedly, sure enough, as Bai Liujiu said, he was promoted to village chief in the second year. People in the village asked Bai Liujiu to look at Fengshui when they looked at the foundation and the cemetery.Sometimes Master Lin watches. The person who made the score was nicknamed Master, who took the lead in singing, and borrowed a hundred dollars from the head of the show, but refused to repay it. As a result, his wife fell ill, very ill, and called his two sons to come back.When the wife dies, once you lose your temper, you have to burn the living money in the main room, which is called "travel money". If you don't burn it, the ghost will not let it pass.She lost her temper very suddenly, and she didn't have time to burn the past life money.She came back to life the next day, and no one could understand what she said when she woke up.When she was about to die, she couldn't eat, so the relatives who came to see her would give her a little money. She had more than one hundred yuan in her pocket, and when she woke up, she said, "Money."No one can understand, like Mandarin. The master went to look for Bai Liujiu, and Bai Liujiu said that her mother-in-law's lifespan was up, and she could only live for so long.Did not give treatment. The mother-in-law was in a daze, died twice, and then died again.The master led his two sons and daughter-in-law, and went to look for Bai Liujiu again.Bai Liujiu said, this time it was almost the same, the son was also brought along, and he was filial.His son and daughter-in-law begged him for help.Bai Liujiu said, okay, but it's very troublesome, the roster of Yangjian has been removed, troublesome.He took a piece of yellow paper, lit a stick of incense, drew amulets on it, stamped his seal, and burned it.Said it was all right, and could live for a few more years. Really alive, alive now.The mother-in-law said, the underworld is very fun.The former secretary died, and the mother-in-law said that she saw the former secretary leading a group of people, blocking her downhill and not letting her pass, and the secretary was still wearing a straw hat on his head. When I woke up after dying for the second time, I said that there is a long room for each person, with a pot inside, and a sleeping place underneath. The clothes worn by the old lady are all patched, and her aunt wears a blue coat, which is the best in the underworld. clothes.The secretary's wife is also dead, wearing sleeveless clothes.It's pretty busy over there in the underworld, with a shovel. My sister went to Bai Liujiu and asked about my uncle's (my dad's) birthday.Bai Liujiu said, your uncle is fine and has a long life.My sister said, why is my uncle always sick? What if it doesn’t work?He suffered before, let him live a few more years now.She asked Bailiujiu to think of a way. Bai Liujiu said, that's fine, at worst, change to another one.It means that someone else died to replace my uncle. He is in charge of catching living souls, and when the number of lifespans is up, he will catch them.Once, when the two brothers went to steal a tree, they heard the sound of panting, like a pig panting.The younger brother said, brother, someone stole the pig, maybe we can pick up the pig.They didn't steal the tree, they drove the pigs quickly, and there were no pigs, no one, and nothing.The next day, the two passed by Bai Liujiu, and Bai Liujiu said, you were in my way last night.Don't be too troublesome in the future, and you will be arrested if you are too troublesome. Bailiujiu is not tall, has a wife and children, no one dares to call him a nickname in person, everyone calls him Master Song in person. The old leader is a nickname for an old lady.Bring seven grandchildren.His surname is Chen, also called Old Chen.Her eldest son has a son and two daughters, who are twins.The second son has a son and a daughter, and the youngest son also has a son and a daughter. The second son died last year, died of illness, died as soon as he got sick, and did not see any symptoms. He was cremated outside in Hebei.The whole village knew about it, but Lao Chen didn't know about it.Her kids know it all.Her daughter was crying outside, but she didn't dare to cry when she came home. Her eyes were red from crying, and Lao Chen didn't know. Everyone in the village said they were fascinated. Her son-in-law called his daughter back and said to bring the ashes back.Lao Chen didn't know he was dead yet.The villagers discussed that if the dead person had sons and daughters, he had to buy a coffin for him, and if he had daughters but no sons, he could not give him a coffin.This refers to young people who now buy coffins. Those with sons should be more grand, buying black coffins, and those without sons buying white coffins. Three people went to Yang Temple to buy a coffin.There are more than 200 white coffins, and more than 300 lacquered coffins, made of neem wood.Order in the morning and take it home in the afternoon. It was only after the person who bought the coffin left that the daughter told Lao Chen about her son's death.She cried so much that she hit herself and her chest, saying that she was sad, she couldn't go down, why didn't I die, what am I doing in this world!Everyone who watched wept. In the afternoon, two people took the money and firecrackers to the bridge at the entrance of the village to pick up the ashes. Lao Chen's two daughters-in-law supported her. She cried so much that she couldn't walk, and the two dragged her home.When the villagers came to see her, they all cried, and there was no one who did not cry.Lao Chen cried so much that he passed out and went into shock. He hurried to Malian store to buy glucose and get an injection.Afternoon burial.Generally, it is counted according to the day of death, if you encounter seven, you will commit seven, and if you commit two, three, four, all are good, but if you commit five or seven, it is not good. The king of Hades is dumb and unreasonable.It is best to commit seven or seven. Lao Chen's son did not commit seven crimes, and the younger generation had no food to eat.His son has to beg for food, which is a custom.His son is only three years old, and he needs rice from hundreds of families.He tied a straw rope around his waist and held a stick in his hand. His uncle was holding him, holding a snakeskin bag and five packs of cigarettes. Whoever gave rice would give one cigarette.If you don't want to give it, you can give it a big liter if you like it. He said, don't want so much, don't want so much. To do meritorious deeds at night, I bought a spiritual house, made of paper, and invited two Taoist priests to chant scriptures at home.Knock wooden fishes, beat gongs, set off firecrackers while chanting, cross overpasses, put chairs on the table, and Taoist priests recite scriptures on them.After reading the scriptures, he went to the designated place to burn the spirit house, and his son held the paper banner. Lamps made of sawdust, called "street lamps", are for the souls of the dead to illuminate when they return home. They are placed on the ground and slipped aside. There are dozens of wooden stacks, which are placed in baskets. They are placed while walking, and the people behind quickly light them. with.After burning the spirit house and setting off firecrackers, you will be fine when you go home. Lao Chen's son wouldn't let her farm, she insisted on farming, she was afraid that her daughter-in-law would not have anything to eat when she came back.There are not many fields to plant, and she is tired of working in the fields all day long. There is a small shop in the village, and the seven children she brought play there all day long. When the big head is sick, when it is not very painful, it will hum and say: "Oh, grandma, what's wrong with me!"Old Chen said: Yay, call me!The big head will start, and after hitting this side, hit that side.Several younger sisters, two or three years old, sat in a row. After drinking a bucket of water, he ordered his younger sister to fetch water for him, and the three-year-old sister quickly went to fetch a bucket of water. Datou likes to ask his mother for money, but he is not willing to use it when he asks for it.His mother went out and said to him: Ping, mother is going out, do you want mother?The big head said: Just give me the money.Mom gave the money, and he said: You can go.The big head took out the money and showed it to others. Ten yuan and ten yuan were bundled into one bundle, and the change was another bundle. He would not lend it to anyone. Lao Chen is also rich, and each son gives her a little.She also grows rapeseed, can't finish it, and sells the leftovers. She raises two pigs and a flock of chickens every year.It’s very economical, if you grow a little vegetable, it’s not enough to eat during the Chinese New Year, and you will grow more in the second year, and you’re reluctant to buy vegetables. Both Wang Zai's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were spared.The most provincial in the village is Sister Luo. Among the five-guarantee households, he is the only one in the village surnamed Li.He lives in Wangzha with his sister, has no children, and has been married before, saying that he can't do it.Married to the big-headed grandma Lao Chen, and divorced again.Lao Chen was going back to her mother's house with her own suitcase on her back. Datou's grandfather, named Jiu Hulu, stopped her on the way and told her not to go home and live with him.At that time, there was only one bamboo bed for shade in his house, and the villagers secretly watched how the two slept at night. The elder sister of the five-guarantee household has only four rooms, called two long rooms.His sister has three sons and one daughter, whoever lives in his uncle's house will take care of him.The eldest son lived, but did not raise him. Later, the son built another house with three rooms, six rooms.The village takes care of him. Five-guarantee households ask every day what news is there, or ask, how can there be any dead people today, so I want to go and see the excitement.His name was Chu Zong. People said that he was dead. Chu Zong of Wang Zha was dead.He laughed out loud.When he went out, people asked him where he was going, and he said, where are the dead people going. When I was a child, I lived in a house where dead people were buried, and later I built a house.We three sisters sleep in the same bed, my father is a carpenter in Wuhan, my mother collects firewood for more than 20 miles, there is no electric light, kerosene lamp, it is as big as a bean, the hands of ghosts are quite cold, and I feel someone squeeze my ankle hard .The next night, the ghost came again, and this time he pinched my wrist. His hand was not very cold, so he pinched it for a minute or two. On the third night, the ghost didn't pinch his feet or hands, but wiped my face with his palm, rubbing it back and forth.In 1998, when I was thirty-six years old, I asked my mother if there was a ghost in the house. My mother said that she had buried dead people before. Another time, when I slept until midnight, my face was covered with cold water, and I felt that someone flicked water droplets on my face with a finger, and there was really water.The next day I washed my face and asked my mother, and my mother said it was urine from a mouse.Another time, I woke up at night feeling someone pulling out my hair, it didn't hurt. One year, there was a dumb man sleeping under the window sill under the eaves of my house, "March 3rd, ghosts go up the mountain", on the night of March 3rd, he suddenly screamed strangely, many people in the village came out, he made gestures, It is said that there is a girl who is so tall and combs her hair, going this way and then going there. July and a half is also the day when ghosts come out. On this day, rice is splashed with water. Cooked rice, put a little water, and let the ghosts who are not in charge eat it, and splash it at the entrance of the village.In July and a half, the burden will be burned. The money for the past life will be folded and sealed, and the receiver and sender will be written on it. They will be burned at home, and some will be burned in front of the grave.The cursing words said: grab, grab, grab the burden!Hurry up and reincarnate. There are many believers in ghosts in our village. From July and a half, the village entrance is full of splashed rice.When ghosts eat, people cannot see them, but some children can see them. Generally speaking, children with low flames can see them. If a living person eats water and rice, within three days, the person will die. His nickname is Haba, and he is called "Ha-baer" like calling a dog.Haba is the poorest. He goes out to work after graduating from elementary school. He is average in appearance and short in stature.He went to Beijing to work and do decoration, and met a girl from Xi'an, who was very beautiful. During the Chinese New Year, he brought the girl home, and everyone in the village admired him. The girl is very white, beautiful, and has long hair. My hometown is in Henan.This girl is also surnamed Wang. Haba goes out to work every year, he can only support himself, and can't earn much money.The girl stayed at his house, and at the beginning of the new year he took the girl to Beijing to work, but they couldn't find a job, so the two returned to Wangzha. After a while, Haba went to work again, and the girl stayed at his house.Girls are pregnant, and it's normal to get pregnant without being married, and no one talks about it. This started to happen after 1990 or 1991. The girl doesn't know how to farm, and her mother-in-law works, and she does it too, sweating profusely, tanned, and washing the family's clothes after finishing the work. Do any business.As a department store, one person supports the head and takes down the closed shopping malls, and there is not much money.Cowhide has no acquaintances in Beijing, so he gave a deposit of 4,000 yuan and sold everything.It's very fun, get a publicity car, 200 to 300 yuan a day, and also invite bands, folk singers, and western drums. He only went to elementary school for two years, and he still makes a fortune by doing business.I did it in Xiangtan, Hunan. Please ask the old lady who twists Yangko, 20 yuan a day. I went to Liuyang that time, selling hand accessories, picking the salesperson after the booth was finished, like picking pigs, asking them to sign up, bring their ID card, give her 10 yuan a day, 1% commission, Bring something to eat.All women.We just played. We found a corner in the shopping mall to play cards and fight landlords. We played for almost a month.In the small hall on the first floor of Liuyang Department Store. Later, I went to Huangshi to do it again, and still sold jewelry. It was on the second floor of Liangyou Wholesale Center. It was quite big, on the second floor.They are all fakes, Haier Chunlan, stoves, three-gun underwear, cosmetics, all of them are fake. The counterfeiting was cracked down on that day, it was exposed, and it was on TV. I just saw that the business was not good that day, so I didn’t sell it.All confiscated.Later, I found an acquaintance, and there was no fine.At that time, I lived in Huangmian Guest House, a five-person room.It also took more than 20 days to purchase 13 yuan and sell it for 100 yuan. If someone finds out that it is fake, he will refund it, and he will refund it without saying anything. I didn't make a profit, no loss, no gain, some people got rich. "安南"老卖刮须刀、随身听、磁带、收音机、照相机、打火机，他是元老了。湘潭那次有人赚了近一万，卖内衣也赚了一万多，好得不行，说"弄一泡牛屎都抢走了"。扭秧歌的二三十人，休息的时候她们也来买，说是便宜。还有洗发水，全是水货，全抢光了，上午拉一车，下午就光了。By luck. 有个姓汪的，场场都赚十几万，大家都愿意跟他做，这两夫妻的运气好，写一手好字，广告全自己写。今年就是牛皮客做了一趟，不好做，往年正月初几就出门，今年五一过了才出门。 这和尚喜欢打扮，比线儿高档，线儿只要新的就行了，她要有档次的。她丈夫开手扶拖拉机的，今年在北京打工，在海淀搞装修。手扶是自己的，以前是大队的。她们家叫"有好网没好箩"捞得着，装不住，男的会捞，女的不会装。 老话说：三十断红，四十断绿。和尚不管，现在还穿大红的裙子和裤子，她是60年生的，都四十多岁了。她大女儿都不穿红的，穿灰的蓝的，她小女儿买了红的不穿，她就穿。周围的人说：80岁的婆婆穿红裙，落得个远望。村里人在背后议论，她不管，越说她越穿，她说，我独要穿，气死你，再不穿，够晚了。 她一年四季脸上都要抹东西，一般人只在冬天抹，用二元一袋的"可蒙""孩儿面"就行了，她要抹"小护士"，夏天要抹花露水，香喷喷的。她的头发是到马连店烫的，十块钱，半长的卷发，盘起来。线儿火从来不弄头发。 她穿鞋从来都要穿皮鞋，高跟的，什么衣服时髦买什么，没钱就借，村里有钱的人她都借遍了。还贷款，信用社、基金会，哪个人好说她就找哪个借。有时借200，她找她妹也借了500，不让丈夫知道，不还。 王榨田地少，没吃的，每晚都有人去小偷小摸，86年严打，村里的小孩偷了两个手扶的轮胎，回家就给了和尚的丈夫驼子，碰上严打，判了两年。村里的民兵连长带着严打的人，说开他的学习班，去了就没回来。 她丈夫被抓走的当天晚上，小王的大哥，天不收就上她家去了。我生女儿的时候她老来玩，我一个人在家，每天上午她就来跟我聊天，她不怕人知道。 她说王榨这么大，丈夫坐牢后，只有两个男的不想她，全王榨的男人差不多都想她。她丈夫坐牢前她没跟过别的男的。出事的当天，天不收就去了，那时候他是生产队队长。那天晚上，她骂天不收，说驼子犯事了，队长也不帮忙，还好意思来。 驼子家没地方住，住在生产队的保管屋里，本来是放稻谷的，后来生产队解散了，就让她住，在干渠的那边，外边，不在村里，只有她一个人带着女儿住。她家挺热闹，她丈夫不在家，十七八岁的小伙子都上她家打牌，打扑克，三打一，挺时髦的，有对象没对象的都上她家打牌，每天晚上像开会似的，天天去。打牌是借口。 村里人都说，这村没一个童男子。 每天都有人去，玩得夜深了，走的走，留的就留下来。打牌的时候使眼色，有的是兄弟俩一起留。村里有二十多个小伙子。小王的弟弟，叫四伢，那时还没结婚，他妈也看着他，结果没看好，也去。白天收棉花，晚上打夜工，他妈妈就看四伢老上和尚家，四伢让队长跟家里说，晚上打夜工，他妈等四伢回家，等到一点多，还没回，就上大哥家问，说打夜工怎么还没回，大哥说，根本没去。我婆婆就上和尚家去了，在外面叫的门，不能闹，一点都不能闹，闹出去就很难找对象。我婆婆把四伢带回家，四伢跟他妈说：妈，好妈，莫作声了，别说！这是婆婆跟我说的。 和尚的丈夫没在家的时候她生了一个孩子，男孩，她原来有两个女儿，丈夫做了结扎，中间打过一次胎。跟她搞的全是没结婚的年轻小伙子，她生了孩子谁来照顾她啊，人家还要找老婆呢！ 和尚抽烟，村里好多女的都抽烟，抽龙香牌，软的一块五一盒，硬的两块一盒。和尚这个外号是她小时候取的，好养。 她怀孕了就到县城打胎，又怀孕了，就上丈夫的监狱，在湖北沙市，去了一趟，住了两天。老爹爹老在家里看着她，不让男孩们上她家。有一次，那个男孩上她家，白天，老爹爹推门，推不开，门拴着，老爹爹使劲敲门，就是不开。老爹爹就拿个棍子打门，她只好开门，门一开，老头就拿棍子赶那男孩，和尚就骂她老爹爹，说，老不死的！老畜生！老儿！哪个要你管这些闲事！骂老儿是最侮辱的。 很多人说和尚生的那个男孩是四伢的孩子。她在家生的，接生婆帮接生。生下都说像四伢，我婆婆让人抱出来看，看了三次。 村里谁都知道那些小伙子都跟她睡过觉，不过后来都找着老婆了。 她最后一个孩子，第四个，儿子，像三类苗的哥哥，外号叫河南人的，一举一动都像。没人的时候河南人就偷偷看着这孩子笑。去年河南人在河里游泳，木香在河边洗衣服，她在边上喊，侉子侉子，我以为你是细狗，动作都像。我们在上面偷偷笑，她说她都忘了。 和尚的丈夫也知道。他坐牢回来，回到武汉，我们村的牌圣当时在省委大院当木工，他从头到尾跟她丈夫说了。回家的当天晚上，她睡小床，丈夫睡大床。叫驼子，人还算乐观，他说，我没儿子，只有两个女儿。他知道那两个儿子不是他的。 开手扶的，驼子最早，别人都盖上楼房了，就他还是瓦房。挣的钱和尚全花光了。两人成天打，晚上打。 和尚还最会吵架，拿张椅子，坐在门口，边梳头边骂，慢慢骂，不慌不忙的，说，我就是喜欢穿，你不给钱，不如人家，你这个鸡巴。有时她边骂边哭，说，过路你就被车撞死，过河落河死，过江落江死，出远门被人打死，没用，不会挣，家里没钱花。她丈夫脾气好，每次骂都不吭声。他把他的钱自己放在抽屉锁着，和尚偷钥匙打开，偷偷拿钱花，还偷烟抽。他开手扶，每天十几家，有时给他硬盒的龙香烟，她就偷。 现在她女儿出嫁了，她也当外婆了，四十岁就当外婆。以前男人都给她钱，她有很多钱花，现在连抽烟钱都找她女儿要。她女儿找了一个不怎么好的人家，男的以打牌为生，没手艺，没事干，外号叫"大师"。她大女儿二女儿都上广州打工，她自己没什么钱了，现在还喜欢打扮。 我堂姐死的时候才十九岁。那时候是大集体，有基建队，很多女孩在乡镇干活，插秧。有八个女孩想集体投水，跳河，后来只有三个人跳，约好的几个没去。政治夜校。前一年喝药的是狗子，二十六岁，也在夜校，他们谈恋爱，二娘不同意。堂姐长得不错，高中毕业，狗子家境不好，又大这么多岁。 插了秧，收割油菜的时候，那天早上我放牛，我姐在薅田，妈在稻场上喊：桂哎，你回来哎。她带着哭腔，我以为是爷爷死了，赶紧回家，到家才知道是堂姐死了。在大岭乡投的水塘，没多深。 冬梅是六五年生的，三十多岁了，线儿和尚还说别人坏话，冬梅从来不说别人坏话。她生得一般，也打扮，没上初中。她跟线儿的丈夫好，被线儿抓着了。她又跟四伢的岳父。这岳父在三叉口开了个店，什么都卖，冬梅丈夫在那修表，还修无线电，她在那摆了个菜摊，后来又不摆了。那老头六十多岁了，她丈夫上武汉，老头晚上就上她家，她跟婆婆同一个大门，小叔子也一起住，她住里头的两间，老头晚上来，让她婆婆抓住了，男的下跪，婆婆说要告他，后来男的给了两千块钱，私了。