Chapter 3 third chapter

third chapter Xiao Sun and I fell in love for a while, and then we submitted a report requesting marriage to the leader.Since then, everyone has stopped treating us kindly.First of all, the certificate of registered marriage is always unable to be issued, always saying: Do you think about this matter again?Let's discuss it again.I was really in a hurry, so I said: I can't find the letter of introduction, and I can't find the official seal.The second is to start hearing all kinds of gossip.In fact, it should be said that people began to treat Xiao Sun no longer in good faith.It's all about her.When I say "we", I just mean that I am not completely on the sidelines.Although I stayed in the basement and couldn't come out, I had already signed the marriage request report and listened carefully to Xiao Sun's various complaints. Even if I had fulfilled my responsibilities, I couldn't help with anything else.I can skip political studies, go to meetings, watch the boring movies of my parent organization, and talk nonsense; these benefits, of course, come at a price.The price is that others can ignore what I say.That's why I'm called a little nerve.

They advised Xiaosun that you must never marry Wang Er.He is a little unclear.The old lady in the office also told others that the matter between the two of them would not be afraid if it dragged on for a hundred years, since it would not cause an induced abortion anyway.Others said, I don't know what we are going to do when we get married.And someone always called her to a secluded place and said: Dr. Sun, do you really want to marry him?You really don't think of yourself as worthless.Xiaosun said that she felt very embarrassed, so she put on a thin ass and said, "I just love him."But at night he said to me: I love you shit!In addition, almost everyone has to introduce her to someone, including a nurse who has just graduated from a nursing school and is under 20 years old.Because there are too many enthusiastic people, she looks like a nympho.If a man is not found for her right away, she will go to bed with a bull and give birth to a mino.For this incident, she was not mentally prepared and panicked.At first, she thought that getting married was as easy as applying for experimental animals at school. She wrote a report and handed it in, and then took the rabbit's ears to the laboratory.Now my 90-kilogram male rabbit is sitting opposite, but they don't give it to her, which makes her very angry.

When Xiao Sun told me these things, it was at night.My hut was dark and all the lights were off except for the green light of an oscilloscope.I don't like shine.She walked up and down the room with her hands in her coat pockets.After walking a few times, I suddenly yelled in my ear: It's all your fault! ! !I shrugged and said, "The impotence hasn't been cured yet, so don't make me deaf first."What do you blame me for?She thought for a while and said: Forget it, no one is to blame.But this thing is really fucking.And she also became suspicious of me (this is all because others said I was complicated), always asking: Wang Er, are you reliable?Are you sure you haven't stolen something, or leaned over a women's bathroom window?

There is one thing about marriage that I didn't understand at first.Although I suffer from impotence, I am still a man, at least it is written in the account book.How the masses discuss it is another matter. Leaders must have a say when deciding on issues.This mystery was later solved by Dr. Ma.He said that he is the director of the rehabilitation department and can participate in the hospital affairs meeting. At the meeting, he heard everyone say that I have 20 years of service experience, 10 years of hospital experience, plus an intermediate professional title; Xiao Sun is also from this hospital.Once the two of us got married, we became a dual-career couple in this hospital.As a result, the house must be allocated to us after marriage. Isn't this too cheap for us?The house must be allocated to the person who really wants to get married, and the person who really wants to get married will get married regardless of whether the house is given or not.When he said these words to me, he seemed to be one of his own.But I'm not a fool. I knew that someone from above had asked him to deliver a message.Don't look at the usual brothers and sisters, but he is not his own.So I spoke to Dr. Ma in the same tone as I used to talk to the leader: Since we are getting married for the house, don't divide our house.That's impossible, he said.If it is enough, how can we ignore the conditions.So I said, then share our house.He said, this is also not possible.If you want a house, you can have a house, isn't it too cheap for you.Those who want a house cannot be allowed to have a house, while those who don't want a house will get a house. This is in line with dialectics.If your marriage is approved, the leadership will fall into a dilemma that violates dialectics.The only way is to not approve.I told Dr. Ma that we really don't want a house.You could tie us both up and electrocute.If we said under torture that we wanted a house, then don't approve our marriage.He said you are here again.Go to a psychiatrist.After finishing speaking, I left.

Regarding the distribution of houses, I have one more thing to add.As long as our hospital is divided into one house, the whole hospital has to move.This is because the dean allocated a four-bedroom and one living room to move in, and the remaining three rooms were given to the department director.The head of the department moved in, and the two rooms were handed over to the attending physician; and the rest were pushed to the old man at the gate.Therefore, many people don’t open their cages after they’re tied up, and wait wholeheartedly to move and move again. They would rather fight hard in sweaters than open the boxes to find coats. Therefore, married young women in our hospital are better than unmarried girls. They look beautiful, wearing only a sweater outdoors in winter, they are so slender and cute.But now Xiao Nerve and Xiao Sun want to intervene from the level of the attending doctor and disrupt the moving route, which arouses public outrage.

Xiao Sun came to me after work that day, his eyes were red from crying.It turned out that the leader also talked to her and asked her to correct her attitude.She said: Marry for the house, am I such a person?Wang Er, I don't want to marry you.But I still want to treat your impotence disease.I don't understand Xiao Sun's thinking at all.Isn't it fair to marry for a house?It sounds better than being married for sex.But I didn't say that, I just said, forget it.Don't cure me of any illnesses either.Go back to your sleep.She said, no, I look like a mean person from what you say.I want to sit with you for a while.I said, sit as you like.At this time, I remembered what my cousin said: People live in the world, if you want something, there is nothing.This is called dialectics.So if you really want something, don't think about it.He said that he was unable to enter the university because he wanted to enter the university too much.If we had understood dialectics earlier, we would not have encountered such misfortune.Although I studied dialectics in college, I always passed the make-up exams.And those teachers always say this: I am ignorant of my conscience to let you pass.

2 When I'm alone at night, I always like to wear stereo headphones.In this way, although I stay alone in the corner, I have been connected with the outside world, and I can hear various voices, but others cannot hear me; it seems that I look out from the basement and see the feet of various people , but they can't see me.Now that there is one person in the house, it can no longer be done like this.For this reason, I would rather be impotent for life than have someone turn around in front of my eyes.This is because the way she walks in front of me is like the ferrets in the iron cage on the mink farm when it's feeding time.From a human point of view, except when taking a nap, the ferrets are all neurotic attacks.If a man behaves like a mink, it is more like a madman.Fortunately, there are times when she gets tired from walking, and at that time she also sits down to rest her legs.

That night, Xiao Sun and I sat side by side on the same bed, with stereo headphones on our heads.I began to reflect on the things between the two of us, and I knew that our relationship was about to end, and she would not come to see me in the future, nor would she cook for me, nor would she lie on the wooden bed opposite to settle accounts.It makes me sad and I really want her and want to keep her with me.This may be because I thought she was one of my own.Now there are fewer and fewer people.With such an idea, dialectics is violated. Mr. Li said that since the beginning of the world, there have been two kinds of people in the world, one is our kind, and the other is not our kind.There are still these two types of people in the world today, and there will still be these types of people in the future.This is really a wise statement.These two kinds of people live in the same world just to bring disaster to each other.In the past, I always thought that Xiao Sun was one of my own, but now I realize that at least she is not a firm one of my own, and she may not even become someone like us in the future.But I didn't want to say anything to make her angry, so I closed my eyes and listened to the radio.Girls were being advised on the radio not to wear nylon bras with non-woven linings, because the non-woven linings would seep into the ducts of their breasts and give birth without milk.I didn't know before that a girl's breast is a boiler-like device with many tubes inside, and it is easy to block.So I asked Xiao Sun: What kind of bra do you wear?She replied: Nylon, non-woven lining, no milk in the future.It doesn't matter, milk is cheap anyway.It turned out that she, like me, was listening to the radio, and she was listening to a station.Then I asked inadvertently: What kind of underpants do you wear?She said again: Nylon silk.Want to see it?I can't tell.Then she jumped up suddenly, took off the earphones from my ears, and yelled at me: Wang Er, I have found your problem.You are a womanizer!This makes me very unhappy.It's just annoying to yell without asking questions clearly!

Here's the thing about the panties: I was married once before, and on our wedding night, as soon as I saw my ex-wife's big crumpled panties, I couldn't do it.This matter is not without redemption, but my ex-wife burst into tears.The mother-in-law and sister-in-law all came running and asked me: What do you mean?My sister is a yellow flower girl.Calling them such a quarrel, of course, I am getting worse and worse.Finally got divorced.Before the divorce, my ex-wife cried several times in the hospital, letting everyone know that I can't do it, and it made me feel ashamed.But I can understand that.She must let everyone know that I am not good, not that there is something wrong with her.Xiao Sun laughed and said: I don't wear big pants.Let's try it.I smiled wryly and said: It's better not to try.This matter is serious to me now.

When I turn the pages at night, I always wear headphones on my ears.There are many people talking in the headset, most of them are women.These sounds are very different.Some sounds are very crisp and compact.Following the voice, one can see a small, moist mouth, a compact high chest and a flat stomach.Because it resonates with these compact things, the sound is also compact.Looking down, I saw a pair of black nylon underwear.It's also a compact thing.But following some pretentiously sweet voices, one can see the fat turbinates, and the parts of the body are also loose.Looking further down, there is a pair of large underpants made of sheet cloth, which are also loose.When it resonates, it becomes loose and loose.Beyond these distinctions, there is something subjective.Some announcers try to keep their voices tight, so it's a little difficult to speak.Others speak loosely, and there are a lot of stupid words in their mouths.There are two kinds of sex in the voice, one is pleasing and the other is annoying.I didn't understand this before, so I got married once.The result is that I can only appreciate sex on the radio.

3 Later, when I thought about Xiaosun's decision not to marry me, I could understand it.Because since she and I acted in love, the words soft and hard are no longer physical terms, but belong to her.The trade union distributed persimmons, and others said to her like this: Xiaosun, let's have some.Soft.Or, if you don't like this, it's too hard.In fact, we all decided to blow it up, but Xiao Sun still kept running to me.Others can't tell whether we want to brag or say those words that are not salty.I told her that those who said these things were workers and they were very simple people, so don't take them seriously, but she still had a bitter heart.Finally one day, she splashed the master chef with tofu in the cafeteria, then ran to the basement crying, and said: Come with me, don’t ask anything.You will beat whoever I tell you to beat later.I followed her and ran up to the cafeteria, where I saw a large group of people.All the people from the security department are here, and this will not scare anyone.I can go straight to the target and twist his collar.No matter how much the price is paid, his face must be smashed.The problem is that you can't find the target.After a while, the president's secretary came and told us to go to the office to solve the problem.It turned out that the master who caused the accident felt that safety could not be guaranteed anywhere, so he had already gone to the party committee office.I heard that he said to others afterwards: I am really dizzy, why did I forget that there is a small nerve in the basement! We got a big win that day and gave the bum a hard time.The master chef was splashed with oily soup and had to write an inspection.In fact, he just said one sentence: Dr. Sun, let's have some tofu.Soft.These words are not excessive, but they are just picking up other people's teeth, without any invention of their own.But Xiaosun was already overwhelmed, like a camel that carried hundreds of kilograms, and finally collapsed because of the weight of an extra straw. The leader was not willing to deal with it this way, but the master was very afraid of me and offered to write an inspection (later he said, if I was beaten by a small nerve, it would not be for nothing).So the dean decided to say a few words about us: You two comrades are also true.They are all highly educated, are they intellectuals, how can they do such sensational things?Before he finished his nonsense, my eyes swept across his face like two cold lightning, and swept back the second half of his words.The secretary came to smooth things over and said: In fact, it is not undiscussed that you two are going to get married, so don't do irrational things.I cried out: Who said we were going to get married?They all said that it is right not to get married.In fact, we are not forbidding you to get married, and you can afford a house.We just want you to think about it.Xiao Sun immediately shouted again: Who said we don't want to get married?The dean said: This is what we are talking about today, you go back and calm down. After I came out, I asked Xiaosun: Didn't we agree not to get married?Why not take this opportunity to announce it publicly?She said, we have agreed, but there is no need to tell them.Damn, marriage is our business, can others control it?Back in the basement, I remembered that I hadn't eaten lunch, and the tofu was spilled, so I quickly put noodles on the electric stove.After eating, I sat on the bare bed and basked in the sun.After such a quarrel, when I was full, I was sleepy again.Xiao Sun said, Wang Er, why is your bust so big.I told her that it was pulled by the puller.She said that she will also pull the fitness machine in the future.Then she yawned and said, too sleepy.I'll sleep with it on my pillow, you don't mind.After speaking, she fell asleep on my chest. That afternoon, when Xiao Sun slept on my chest, it ended like this: she slept until it was almost dark, with her hands still around my waist, preventing me from moving.I only have one left hand that can move, so I use my left hand to take out a cigarette and smoke it.There was one more thing that bothered me: her hair was so light and limp that it kept getting in my mouth and I had to keep blowing it out.Fortunately, she finally woke up, got up and stretched herself, saying, "It's so comfortable!"Haven't slept well for days.I had a lot of dreams, all related to the construction site.There is a pile driver in every dream.Only when you wake up do you know that your heart is beating.You are so kind here.I'm moving down to live.I was speechless because she was not one of my own.I don't welcome her to live here.After a second she said, why don't I move in?Let's move! Then she actually went to remove the bedding, and it even seemed crazy to me.But she said that she was not crazy at all, but just wanted to anger them.So she occupied the wooden bed opposite, and brought countless towels, half-dry small clothes, hanging all over.Now that I'm walking around the house, I'm going to pass under the briefs, which is sure to spell bad luck for me.But I didn't say a word.She can do whatever she wants, and she should have this kind of friendship after dating for half a year.I can't be mean like a bum. Before going to bed at night, we chatted for a while and talked about fighting with the master today.She said she had been on fire since the morning.When she went to the ward in the morning, she saw several nurses chattering and passing something on.She walked over and asked, "Would you like to give me something good? Don't give it to me."The nurses laughed together and said, "It's a good thing, but it has nothing to do with you, you don't need it."If there were no such people as Wang Er in the world, she would have guessed that this was married nurses distributing contraceptives.Then she will blush and walk away, or say: What is so stinky?Disgusting.But there's me in the world, so there's always someone whispering behind her back, and she gets pissed off and grabs it (the kid's so quick, she says she played softball in college, was a catcher,) .As a result, I grabbed a lot of condoms.The nurses said: What are you grabbing?I told you, you don't need it.Xiao Sun glared and said, "How do you know I don't need it?"Give me another one, the big one! Before going to bed, Xiao Sun said: Wang Er, look this way.I looked up and found that she was standing on the ground wearing only a bra and pants. Her skin was very fair, her arms and legs were very thin, and the bra and pants were all made of black nylon.After I finished reading, she got into bed and read a book by the desk lamp.But I can't sleep yet.I also have to pull a hundred pull-ups and do a hundred push-ups.This is because I am already fat and will most likely die of high blood pressure and heart disease if I don't exercise.Xiaosun said, I didn't practice properly, so I would only get fatter and fatter.But I ignored her.In these matters, I have my own rules.She stayed in my room like this. 4 I got up early the next morning to pull the tensioner, and the spring slammed.Xiao Sun said in a daze on the bed: Don't go crazy like this, please let others sleep in too.But I ignore her.Who told you to come and live with me?So she rubbed her eyes like a cat washing her face; then sat up, put on her shirt under the quilt, stretched out her legs, put on her socks, and went down to the ground with her bare legs, and took the washbasin to fetch water .When I went out, I screamed and was scared back, probably because I saw the specimen jar at the door and felt strange.After tossing like this all morning, I still ignored her.Later she said to me: Wang Er, you seem to be upset.I said I've always been like this.She also said, don't take it to heart if you don't get married.I'm just kidding.I have always been determined to marry you.I just said, I really have impotence disease.She also said, don't take those words about curing impotence to heart.I'm just kidding.I said, then I don't know why you want to marry me.She said: I know a lot about you, should I tell you all about it?I threw down the tensioner and said: No need.Let's go have breakfast together.At this time, I no longer thought Xiaosun was a baby, but thought she was one of my own. When I was seventeen, I took part in a math competition in Beijing, and scored around 80 points in the rematch.This incident was originally a little bit good, and I could be recommended to the mathematics department of some university, but then I didn't get anything.Xiao Sun knew about it.I told her not to mention it.I'm not interested in mathematics now, and I can't even count.What I am doing now is to translate "StoryofO", which has been translated for the third time.In some places, if you are not sure, you can ask someone to ask a foreigner.Once I asked a French lady, she swore to me that she had never heard of this book.If you haven't heard of it, then you haven't heard of it. Why do you swear?Even so, I still translated every word carefully.I did it because I believed the author had great talent; and because it was impossible to publish the book.If it is possible for a book to be published, the traitors will also translate it, and they will fight for a breakthrough; because there are royalties.But if a book has neither royalties nor publication, we will not translate it.Xiao Sun read my translation and said, "Wang Er, if you go to do the translation, you must have a good pen."But why do you want to flip through this kind of book?Even a gynecologist like me would blush after seeing it, can someone give it to you?I said, I don't want to come out at all.She said, why don't you want to translate it.I didn't pick her up because that's not our logic.Any more is a disaster.But I can't say that you are bringing me disaster.To speak of her in this way would bring me even greater disasters. I said the same thing many years ago.It was in Mr. Li's hut, smoking Mr. Li's shit cigarette, drinking Mr. Li's dog pee tea (it was made from expired tea bricks), and I was fixing Mr. Li's shit radio while Xiu scolded him.He was embarrassed to hear that, so he buried his head in reading Xixia Wen.At this moment I said, Mr. Li, what are you looking at with this thing?Can it be eaten as a meal?He ignored me.When I asked again, I said that I can't eat it as a meal.I asked again: Then why are you doing it?Did someone ask you to do it?He said nothing again, as if he hadn't heard.Whether we are deaf to boring questions is the difference between us and the other kind of people.I listened to Xiao Sun's words without saying a word, went to pull twenty pulls on the tensioner, then sat down and continued to flip through the book.Since she moved in, my boobs have become more and more like two door panels.Xiao Sun watched me pull the tensioner, stretched out a finger to wipe his nose, and then asked: Did I say something wrong?I replied: no.She was about to cry when she heard this: Wang Er, what do you have to say?Why are you so bored.I just said: a book, you can see if it is well written and translated well.Why are you ashamed?After hearing this, she began to feel ashamed of her despicable remarks, so she said: I didn't say what I just said, okay?please. Xiaosun has lived in my room for more than half a month, and I have done nothing to her.Even so, I knew a little about her behavior.Like a cat, she likes to get under the covers.As soon as I got into the bed, I had to take off the bra and hang it on the head of the bed, so it dangled there, like a pair of large sunglasses, which made me very irritated.She explained to me that this thing is like a rein, and then she pulled the quilt up to her chin to read a book, and the light illuminated her silhouette, which was also very stimulating to me.She didn't turn off the light when she fell asleep, but I couldn't fall asleep even if it was a little bit bright. It wasn't like this before, so I often got up in the middle of the night to turn off the light.Passing by her bedside at night, hearing her soft snort, was also very irritating.I was very dissatisfied with this and talked to her once.She replied: You also smoke, and I didn't complain about you, did I?While talking, he stared at me. Seeing this, I was also very stimulated.It would be mean to say that this is my house.So I just had to pull a wire and put her switch on my side.If I see that she does not turn off the light when she sleeps, I will turn it off for her.Afterwards, in the middle of the night, she was often heard saying to herself: This Wang Er is really annoying, isn't this forcing me to make mistakes!Then she got out of bed and came to me to turn on the light.Feeling the heat from her bare chest, I was also irritated and had to close my eyes tightly.Now I am not only impotent, but also suffer from insomnia.I yawn a lot and say I can't sleep well at night.As soon as I yawned, she yawned too, and said: Do you think I slept well?This incident proves that between me and Xiao Sun, the feeling of sex is equivalent to caffeine, and its function is to make people unable to sleep. There are a lot of things that have not been said between Xiao Sun and me.I translate StoryOfO not because it makes gynecologists blush, but because it is good.There are not many good things in this world, there are simply none.So whatever it is, I'm willing to die for it.I don't know if she likes to hear that.But I know there is another sentence that she definitely loves to hear, that is, I think she is also good.But I can't tell her.If people don't ask me, I can't speak.So I'm a little nervous.