Chapter One A hundred years from now, people will describe the current Beijing city like this: it is a large building shrouded in gray fog, and in winter, the gray fog seems to be frozen in the sky.Every morning, people go to work on bicycles with iron wheels.Future Beijingers may sneer at such a car, or admire it, no one can say for sure.In the future, such cars may all enter museums, but they may still be in use, and no one can say for sure what will happen.People in the future may look at us like this: they grind their butts on the car seat every morning, walk through the dust and fog, and arrive in front of a building, lock up that junk made of tin, and then run upstairs to sweep the floor , Make a pot of boiling water, make a pot of tea, and then sit down and read the tabloids, yawn, chat, and doze off until dark.But I am not included among these people.I don't have to ride my bike to work every morning because I live in the class.I don't have to run upstairs either, because I live in the basement and work in the basement, and I never sweep the floor.I don't turn on the water either, I always drink cold water.Every morning I get out of bed, sit down at my workbench, and I'm at work.At this time, I often fart two loud farts, marking that I have also started working.There is always only one person in the place where I stay, so I don't have to worry about being heard when I fart loudly.

I live in the basement of a hospital.Most of the rooms here are stacked with sundries, the doors are locked, and there is a piece of paper posted: Orthopedics, Obstetrics and Gynecology, Internal Medicine 1, Internal Medicine 2, and so on.After I moved in, I found a black crayon, and added "the rags" on each piece of paper, so that the rags of orthopedics, the rags of obstetrics and gynecology, etc. were written on those papers.In this way, the signboard on the door is consistent with the content inside.But no one thanked me for this. Instead, they said that the little nerve problem had happened again.They told me I shouldn't have written the word tattered on the door.The word tattered cannot be written on the wall.If I want to write, I can write about the storage room, orthopedic storage room, obstetrics and gynecology storage room.But I said, go ahead and play.When they heard this, they turned and fled.The basement is not a good place for them.

Except for these piles of dilapidated houses, this is the house I live in, with the words Engineer Wang of the Yixiu Group written on the door.The next door to my left is broken, and the next door to my right is also broken.But there's something else going on here besides the rags.In the corridor, there is a niche not far away, and there are specimen jars in the niche.There were some scattered dead people soaked in the jar.One of them was just across the door from me, my sex, but without head or limbs.I went to see him when I was free. According to my opinion, when he died, he was probably not as old as me.His back was straight and straight, and he looked like he was striding forward, but it was a pity that he lost his head and couldn't walk anymore.A door was opened on his stomach, and a lot of twine was tied to the internal organs, and a label was tied to each twine, with words such as large intestine and small intestine written on it.If this man comes back to life, he can see which part of himself is called when he lowers his head.In addition, he will find that his penis has been cut off, but the scrotum and testicles are kept, so those things soaked in the tank look like half a head of garlic.I don't know if he thinks it looks good.There are also niches containing glass cabinets with skeleton shelves.Those things can't stand on their own, so a wooden pole is installed under the cabinet, and there is an iron clip on the top of the pole, which is clamped on the neck bone.Making the dead look like this is an art.Ordinary people, even if you give him the best dead body, he can't make a good specimen.For this reason, where I live is like an art gallery.I am very satisfied with this accommodation.

This is where I live.I am the engineer Wang written on the door.The little nerve is also me.They call me a little nervous because I'm a little bit 250.After a hundred years, maybe people don't know what two hundred and five is.What this sentence means is that because I crawled out of my mother's womb after only staying for two hundred and fifty days, I behaved weirdly.In fact, I stayed in the mother's womb for three hundred days, but because of my weird behavior, everyone said I only stayed for two hundred and fifty days.This inversion of cause and effect is because we have a sense of humor.In fact, my strange behavior is because I have impotence disease.Because of my impotence, I divorced my ex-wife.I am now in my forties, single, reclusive, and reticent.

I had to live in seclusion and reticence, because no matter where I went, people always whispered behind my back that I was an impotence patient.This makes me very embarrassed to meet people, and although I have been impotent for ten years, I am no longer ashamed of it, but I still don't like it.I don't want them to think of me as something like a eunuch, although in reality I'm pretty much the same.The lesson of this incident is not to marry someone in your unit unless you are sure that you don't have impotence.My ex-wife used to be a nurse in this hospital, but now she has been transferred away.But before being transferred, she had already spread the word that I couldn't do it.In addition to hiding in the basement, I have also taken active measures and went to the rehabilitation department to see a doctor.Dr. Ma in the rehabilitation department has a good relationship with me. Others ask for money to see a doctor (public medical treatment does not reimburse the rehabilitation department), but he doesn't care about my asking for money.

Doctor Ma used internal medicine to treat my impotence at the beginning, and prescribed a lot of medicine for me, and asked me to eat more chocolate.He said chocolate is an aphrodisiac.But I lost my appetite after eating too much chocolate, and I also developed mouth sores.Later, he switched to surgical treatment and stayed in the hospital for a period of time, lying on the bed with traction.That is to say, hang a ten-kilogram plumb weight on the thing and pull it out.After pulling it for two weeks, the thing stretched to more than a foot long (it was not pulled later, and it slowly retracted), but it seemed to be softer than before.He also suggested that I have an operation to remove a rib.I don't think it's good because the ribs move in and they stay stiff forever, which is indecent.He really did his best for my illness, and thought that my illness was a challenge to his medical skills.In the end, he suggested that I have sex reassignment surgery, so that I can be a woman if I can't be a man.But I resolutely refused, because I am 1.85 meters tall, weigh 90 kilograms, have a big head, big hands and feet, and I don’t look good as a woman.In the end, he said that I would not cooperate, so he would not see a doctor for me anymore.But our relationship is still very good, he often came to my studio to chat with me.This guy is sixty years old, he is white and fat, because he is not serious, he is very unpopular in front of the heads, and he is very affectionate with some small doctors and nurses.That is, he came to me one day and said that he would introduce a girlfriend to me.I think there is something wrong with his mind: he asked me to undergo a sex reassignment operation a few days ago, and now he wants to introduce me to women. There is no logic at all.I told him so.While talking, a girl broke in from the outside and said: Teacher Ma, you go out, I will tell him myself!Then she introduced herself: I am a gynecologist, and my surname is Sun.In fact, I saw her in the cafeteria, but I didn't know that she was a gynecologist, and I didn't know her surname was Sun.

Xiao Sun came to see me that day, and that was how it started.After Dr. Ma left, she said to me in every detail: She needs a boyfriend right away, he must be tall, tall, broad-shouldered, and can be taken out, to help her relieve her problems. urgent.This was because her ex-boyfriend was getting married, and the wedding was going to be held tonight, and she had already received an invitation to go with a big man.I thought about it and said: If this is the case, I can help.I can't help you with anything else.This surnamed Sun has a small nose and small eyes, petite and exquisite, and looks like a child, but he is actually twenty-seven years old.In the evening, I went with her.The wedding banquet was full of young men and women, probably her classmates, and the bride was also her classmate.I found that the medical school probably only recruits southerners, so the men and women in that room are all small southerners, white-faced scholars, and all of them wear glasses.I'm like a giant in it.People who know me say that my face is extremely fierce, and they also say that I eat ugly.I drank a bottle of beer at the banquet, and then I burped so loudly that the sound shook the room.Then I told a nasty joke, which shocked everyone.In fact, I didn't want to mess with it, I just stayed in the basement for many years, and I was very happy that I was rarely invited to parties.But the groom was terrified, and he called Xiao Sun aside and talked for a long time.Then we left early.On the way back, Xiao Sun said, Wang Gong, you suppressed them all!You've done me a great favor, and I won't let you do it for nothing.I must do you a favor too.

2 Later, Xiaosun told me that in return for my venting her anger, she would cure my illness.According to her own statement, she has read the books of Masters and Johnson, and she is sure to cure my illness.I read those books too, so I figured the kid was a weirdo.She combed her ear-length short hair, she was white and clean, and she was quite beautiful.Anyway, I can get married, so why come here to treat my impotence?As long as girls can marry, they don't have to pay attention to men who don't want to marry.I said to her, are you not mistaken?That is the method of double cultivation of couples.She said yes, so I want to marry you.Get married first, then get sick.

This is the reason why Xiao Sun and I want to get married.At the beginning, I thought, this child still wants to treat me, and I think she should find someone to treat her, whether she is mentally ill or not.Later, when I thought about the situation when she came to me at first, I suspected that she had suffered from others.Since she is going to marry me, it's okay to ask.I asked: You are probably not a virgin.She said of course not.Do you want to see it?What did I say to watch?She said I could do a gynecological exam on her.I have no experience with this, and I am not interested in it, and there is no need for it.There are only virgins, not non-virgins.So I said: Marriage is something you have to do yourself, don't blame me in the future.She said never.She didn't blush at all when she said these words.

A hundred years from now, people will be able to imagine me in the photos that are left now: I am like everyone else, with dull eyes, gray face, and a very stupid look.Now if you go to an art gallery and look at portraits from the sixteenth century, you will find people wearing wigs and big ass faces, and they all look stupid.In the past, people wore tuxedos and thin-leg pants, which made their heads big and their bodies small, so it was ugly.But such attire must have been a great dress at the time.By analogy, no matter what people wear now, they will be very stupid in the future.Based on this mentality, I don't dress up at all, and I often don't cut my hair or shave.Of course, Xiao Sun is a girl and cannot be like me.She often dresses neatly and beautifully, because she has short hair that reaches her ears, and the stubble below her hair needs to be pushed every time.For these reasons, the two of us are not good enough together.But the two of us often go shopping together to show that we are in love.This is part of the plan. First of all, I made a gesture of love, so that asking for marriage in the future will not appear abrupt.

People in the future will be surprised to talk about our running around before marriage.I don't have the desire to go shopping at all. I stay in the basement all year round and rarely walk around, so the muscles in my legs have degenerated. When I walk during the day, my legs hurt at night.It's freezing cold, so I can't go to the park.We're always in the mall, but we have nothing to buy, let alone money to do so.In the past, when I was walking alone in the city, I always lowered my head to see if there was any money dropped on the ground. This is a habit I have had for decades.Now I'm also wandering around Beijing with Xiao Sun, I don't bow my head, but I turn a blind eye to everything.On the contrary, Xiao Sun often saw it, and would suddenly pinch me while walking, and said, "Did you see that person was staring at me just now?"After hearing this, I would suddenly turn my head and say loudly: Which one?She pulled me back and said, don't do this, you're going to scare people to death.Walking on the street, I sometimes noticed that she suddenly flattened her small mouth and raised her small face, with a half-smile on her face.Or it would suddenly grab my arm and hang the whole body on me.This was probably because someone was looking at her again.But who was looking at her, I couldn't see any of them. On Sunday, Xiao Sun took me to the door of a barber shop in Wangfujing and asked me to look in the window.I looked at it for a long time before I recognized a picture of her in the window.It was a black-and-white colored photo. In a hundred years, people would judge from the watercolor on the photo that color photography had not been invented when the photo was taken.In the photo, Xiao Sun has a red face, which is not at all like her.That photo is like the photos of Marilyn Monroe or Elvis Presley seen now, with blurred features and colorful appearance, revealing the rural atmosphere of the 1950s; but in a hundred years, people will see A girl who stands in front of her photo in the window and lingers, will also smile knowingly.I said to her, let's go quickly, someone will come out later and say: Miss, do you want to take the photos back.She flew into a rage and said: What are you talking about! Xiaosun said that when she was walking on the street, she often met such gazes: first she stared at her face, then searched all the way down, staying on her chest for a long time.Then he took a long look at her slender legs.She is very proud of her legs.I have never seen such a sight.I think people might be looking at her stone blue jeans, which are worth a month's wages.She was very angry at this statement, saying that I was deliberately belittling her.Actually, I didn't mean that.I have long noticed that her hair is thick and lush, soft and smooth, just like the fur of a long-haired cat. Every time she comes back from the outside and walks to the hospital gate, she will give me her hand and let me pull it .The hand was very small, boneless, cold and slippery.We walked in through the door holding hands, and she still wanted to ask the old man in the reception room: Is there any letter from me?Then say hello to everyone you meet.This is how I fell in love with Xiao Sun. Xiao Sun and I go to Wangfujing to drink coffee every day after work.Later, I became addicted to coffee, and I had to drink five cups a day, otherwise I would yawn continuously, and coffee was too expensive, even more expensive than foreign cigarettes.According to Dr. Ma, this is called caffeine dependence.He wanted to treat me for this disease again, but I refused.I was afraid that he would mix coffee with manure for me to drink. It is said that this is how he quits smoking.I just asked him about the outside world's reaction to my love affair with Xiao Sun.He told me that the situation is not optimistic. People say that Xiaosun is losing face.This sentence means that after she borrowed me to support her on the day of her ex-boyfriend's wedding, if she ignores me now, she will appear too cold and unfeeling.So she had to have a fake relationship with me and then dump me.That is to say, a girl should behave tender and affectionate, even though she is not so tender and affectionate, she should pretend to be so.That is to say, everyone knows that Xiaosun borrowed me to attend the wedding banquet.At first only three people knew about this matter: one was me, one was Xiao Sun, and the other was Dr. Ma.Each of us is guilty of leaking this to someone else.Dr. Ma took the initiative to tell me: I have never told anyone about this, and I don't know how others know about it. If Dr. Ma didn't tell others about it, and Xiao Sun didn't tell others about it (it would damage her reputation), I would be the most suspicious person.But I stayed in the basement all day and never had contact with outsiders; the final conclusion was that none of us told anyone, and the matter spread by itself.From this, we can get a deduction that a terrible instrument has been installed in our hospital, which can eavesdrop on every corner of the hospital.The machine was operated by a gossip woman who overheard our conversation in the basement and told everyone in the hospital.But this is very impossible, because when they install the equipment, they will definitely find me.I am the only electrical engineer in the whole hospital.Even I didn't know there was this instrument in the hospital, so there must be none. According to the current rumors in the hospital, Xiaosun is a very decent girl.She didn't like being alone on her ex-boyfriend's wedding day, so she borrowed me.This is quite true.According to the same rumor, she has a very good plan, and if she finds an impotent man to support the scene, she will not lose anything in the future; the one who loses is me, because I was tricked by a woman.But the actual situation is not like this. The actual situation is that Xiaosun is dedicating himself to science and preparing to explore a new way to treat impotence in me.I have a doctor-patient relationship with her.Of course this is a secret.Before starting the treatment, she had to marry me, and then the treatment was legal. After the treatment was cured, she could write a report and publish it.To do this we must convince everyone that we are in love.Xiaosun said that the two of us must get closer in front of people.She suggested we kiss in the hall at noon, but I thought it was too sensual.So she suggested that when we came back to the hospital from the outside, we should be more affectionate.That means she's going to ride on my neck as I go through the gate.I asked her weight, she was forty-three kilograms when she was wearing nothing at the physical examination, but now she is wearing winter clothes, at most it is forty-eight kilograms, which is not too heavy; what's more, she said, after you are cured, ride me There is still plenty of time; so I really have no reason not to promise her. 3 Before Xiao Sun rode my neck, many things happened.First of all, Xiao Sun said that if she wants to play the role of my fiancée, she must control me everywhere.Ever since I became a little neurotic, I've gotten used to being told me everything.Among these people, there are especially many women, and it's okay to have an extra grandson.For example, when I go to collect my salary, the accountant must take care of me again and again and say: "You count, this is one hundred and thirty yuan."In fact, there is nothing to count. There is a total of one hundred yuan bill and three ten yuan bills, which can be seen at a glance;So I always take the money and put it in my pocket without even looking at it.But that little twenty-three-year-old accountant must have rushed out from behind the counter, took the money out of my pocket, counted it in front of me, and stuffed it into my pocket again.When I went to the cafeteria to buy meal tickets, the aunt of the administrator would also give me a full account of the meal tickets: the red ones are food tickets, and the green ones are meal tickets, so don’t confuse them.In fact, I am just impotent, not color blind, let alone a low-sapient person.But because I'm impotent, that doesn't stop people from caring about me like they care about low-sapient people. People always associate a man's big head with the small head, and if the small head is not good, the big head must be bad---this has become a stereotype.I have no intention of correcting this prejudice, because since it is a prejudice, it cannot be corrected.I just do my own thing, stay in the basement and never come out.This saves a lot of things: because everyone thinks I am a fool, so I am not asked to go to meetings, studies, etc.; this saves me from grinding my ass with everyone.People in later generations must be amazed that we have to hold so many meetings, because at that time, only general managers, ministers, and presidents will have to hold so many meetings.So people at that time must have thought that we were all important people.In fact, we are just electricians, technicians, etc., having a meeting to discuss whether to cross the road and use the crosswalk.And to hold such a meeting, you must have a hard dick, not a soft one.In the past, I never went upstairs except to get my salary and buy meal tickets, but now I realize that I don’t even have to go upstairs to get my salary, because the salary is taken by my grandson.There is no need to buy meal tickets, because my grandson bought them for me.Others also said, now that it's all over, Wang Er's affairs can be handed over to Xiaosun, which saves a lot of trouble.Always laugh out loud when you're done. Xiao Sun and I fell in love, and the result was that both of us turned into a gas called nitrous oxide, or laughing gas, and people would laugh when they saw us together.But since we are gases, of course we have no self-consciousness.Xiao Sun and I went out together, and when we walked through the corridor, Xiao Sun made sure to tell me to stop and tuck my scarf.In fact, I don't need a scarf at all, because I am quite fat, and I am not afraid of the cold at all.But Xiao Sun must do this, she said that this is the only chance to make out with me in public.When tucking in the scarf, the passing nurse would stop and say, "The young couple are going out?" and so on.Xiao Sun replied eloquently: Go to Wangfujing to buy something, and so on.After speaking, we walked forward together.After walking a few steps, a burst of laughter will explode in the back of your head.At this time, when we turned around, we would see those nurses gathered in a pile, all of them flushed.Obviously, they were laughing at us.I just wanted to turn back and teach them a lesson.But Xiao Sun held me back and told me to hold my breath.She said that would change.Then she took my arm and hung her whole body on me.Because I am as strong as a bear, and she is petite and exquisite, so it looks good hanging like this.If the bodies of the two sides are reversed, it will be like an ant holding a piece of biscuit crumbs, which is not good-looking at all.But even though she put a lot of effort into sticking to me, no one believed that she really wanted to fall in love with me, let alone marry me. In a hundred years, people will describe our hospital like this: It's a boxy compound with a fence around it.The courtyard is full of old gray brick houses, some of which are two-story and some of which are three-story.They imagined these houses as we imagine underground burials now.The houses at that time were about 100-story buildings, with cars on the bottom 50 floors and people living on the top 50 floors.In these tombs, some people came and went in white coats, and others wore light blue pajamas and pajamas.Between these gray brick buildings, there are a few lawns and a few half-dead trees as decorations.But I don't wear a white coat or blue pajamas. I wear a rough blue jacket, which looks very conspicuous in this ancient tomb.But I seldom go up there at all, so I seldom get seen. When Xiaosun rode my neck into the hospital that day, it was around five o'clock in the afternoon on Sunday. The outpatient service was closed and the weather was very cold, so there were not many people to be seen everywhere.I hunched over her, and the two of us were about 2.50 meters tall, so I had to carefully pass through the middle of the arch.The two-meter-fifty behemoth walked in from the main entrance of the hospital, which can be regarded as a shocking move.This move finally attracted attention, and the director of the gynecology department went to talk to Xiaosun the next day and told her to pay attention to the impact.But this move is also very laborious.If you have been to the grasslands and seen people riding camels, you will understand.You can fly up while riding a horse or a donkey, but it is absolutely impossible to do this when riding a camel, because the camel is tall.You have to bring the camel down before you can ride it.But camels are generally very reluctant to fall down. The camel driver takes a small stick with an iron point and walks around the camel for half a day, knocking on the front legs, knocking on the hind legs, and grinding the mouth for an hour or two. The camel was willing to fall down.That afternoon, I was the camel, and Xiao Sun was the camel driver, but she didn't have a camel stick in her hand.She just said over and over again: Come down! Before squatting down, I looked at the street in front of the hospital many times.The street was not too wide, but it was swept clean.On a Sunday afternoon, there weren't many pedestrians.Then I looked at Xiaosun's face many times: it was a white baby face with bangs and a big mouth.That's when I thought: Remember, this is the bitch who is going to ride my neck in public and discredit me.Finally I looked at her lower body: this thing was going to ride on my neck.Well-washed jeans and shiny white nurse shoes.Finally, I squatted down resolutely.She immediately took off the hat on my head (it was a hat with a suede bottom, which was as big as a No. How many spins?I know that I am three spins, because one spin is calm, two spins are stupefied, and three spins are desperate to fight.But she said: You only have one spin left now.Damn it, how could I not know how many times I have?My dad went bald in his forties, and genetically, I should have no spinners by now. Then I saw two thin legs resting on my shoulders.Before I stood up, those little hands were still touching my face for a long time.It's not flirting, it's looking for something to grab.Finally she hugged my chin and spoke up.I stood up, the back of my neck was hot, and I remembered an allegorical saying: The big girl rides a skinny donkey, and it fits perfectly.Although I am not a skinny donkey, I feel the tight fit.This feels very bad.Especially after she rubbed my neck up and down a few times and said: Wang Er, this feels very weird!It's as if I gave birth to you!Then I looked to the left and saw a thigh wrapped in a white-washed sackcloth, and looked to the right and saw the same thigh; this was a sight I had never seen in my life.The two legs were clamped together, which made my eyes shine; my feeling was even worse.At this time, I remembered the story of Sinbad the sailor in "Arabian Nights" I read when I was a child. That Sinbad was also ridden by the old man of the sea; but the old man of the sea was a man, so Sinbad was not so tightly stitched by others. have ridden.In history, I am the first person to have this experience.I went through the gate like this, and vaguely noticed a lot of people watching from upstairs windows. That's how Xiao Sun rode my neck for the first time.On this matter it may be added as follows: At first I was reluctant to let her ride, but she persuaded me.She said that personally, she respects my neck—I graduated several years earlier than her, so this is the neck of an old senior; I am fifteen or sixteen years older than her, so this is another neck. An uncle's neck.Riding that neck is disrespectful in every sense of the word.But for the sake of career, you must ride.Although these claims are quite far-fetched, I cannot refute them.After officially riding on it, she has no reverence at all.As she walked through the gate, she straightened herself up to reach for the light bulb on top of it.When I walked through the gate of the building, she curled up again, covering my head completely.From the gate to the basement door, she stayed on my head for a total of ten minutes. During these ten minutes, she also told me a story.In fact, I have known this story for a long time, and it was written by Ji Xiaolan (if you can't find it in the book, don't bother with me, I'm a little crazy).This story says that a certain pavilion built a house in his hometown.According to the Chinese tradition, when building a house, the beams and columns are respected. The pillars should be pasted with "Golden Pillar of Optimus", red papers such as "Jia Hai Yin Liang" should be pasted on the beams, and red paper such as "Jian Hai Yin Liang" should be pasted on the beams. firecracker.Of course, this is a legacy of phallus worship, and the ancestors also worshiped cannons, towers, and everything thick and long in addition to beams and columns.The hometown of the pavilion let off the firecrackers and was about to hang the beam when they found a maid riding on the beam.According to the Chinese tradition, there is one thing that is the dirtiest and most unclean; but that thing sticks tightly to the holy silver beam.Everyone was very angry when they saw it. Some shouted and beat, and some cursed.But the girl patted the thing and replied: What are you talking about?Emperors, generals and ministers all come from this! This is how I told the story, but not how Xiao Sun told it.First, she misremembered the source, saying it was "Liao Zhai"; second, she didn't remember what she was riding, only that it was a very sacred thing.Remember the ending: Emperors, generals and ministers all stem from this.After she finished speaking, she asked me how I felt.I just talked about a little feeling: you go down for me!Riding from the gate to here, I haven't ridden enough! In addition, there is a little impression, that is, her pants are very clean, they are washed with scented washing powder, and there is a little bit of bleach smell, these smells are very good, but I didn't say it, I just told the story She got it all wrong.But I didn't mean to belittle her at all, because very few girls would read Ji Xiaolan's book, so even if they don't read it carefully, it is commendable.Who knows that she has never read Ji Xiaolan's book at all, she heard this story from her teacher.It turned out that they were allocated gynecology internships in the fourth year of college, and they would have to look at this thing for the rest of their lives, so everyone was depressed.The teacher with the internship told this story to boost morale.The moral of this story is to let them remember that this thing in front of them is actually very great: emperors, generals and ministers all come from here! Xiao Sun told me this story to boost my morale.She also said that she had a complete plan, and treating me with impotence was only a part of it.This plan includes writing a medical thesis in the future, a book (documentary literature), "My Husband Who Cured Impotence", and research reports in psychology and sociology.After doing this, she can become famous in one fell swoop.Marriage to me is essential for such research; otherwise there is social censure.Given the shocking nature of this research, it was imperative to act out the love scene now so that no loopholes would be seen.This child is from Sichuan, and Sichuan people are a little crazy, and she has read too many detective novels, so she looks weird everywhere.She was also afraid that I would not be happy, so she promised to give me all the manuscript fees in the future.In order for all of this to be achieved smoothly, I have to make some efforts, including letting her ride on my neck, and don't forget, the thing that is against the back of my head, the emperor, generals and ministers, all come from here. 4 After Xiao Sun rode over my neck, I felt that I had lost face, and I refused to go upstairs.This is more in line with her intentions. She calls me every meal, and I can show the people in the cafeteria that our relationship has taken another step.This made her need a small calculator so that she could settle the accounts with me every night: how much is the pancake for breakfast, and how much is the sliced ​​meat for lunch.These have to be paid out of my meal ticket account.Later, I found one from the instruments sent by the accounting department for repair. It was a Seiko brand with a printer for printing notes. It could not only calculate accounts, but also print receipts. It took five minutes to repair it for her to use. .Before finding that calculator, everything has to be calculated from her little head.At this moment she was lying on the empty bed in my room, searching, racking her brains, and posing, and she looked really unbearable.I'm a medical school graduate myself, so I really can't believe that medical school can teach people how to count.Not only did we both graduate from the same medical school, the only difference is that I majored in medical instruments and she majored in clinical medicine, but this difference caused her to ask me from time to time what is twelve minus nine equals.But her appearance is quite good-looking, judging from her two legs dragging on the ground, you should believe that she is lying on the bed, but judging from her upper body, you should believe that she is lying on the bed.If I were doing this pose, I would be bedridden for the rest of my life.At that time, it was around five o'clock in the afternoon, and a ray of setting sun came in through the window, and it was shining on the empty bed board.She was wearing a denim top with a leather triangle at the back of her neck, and her short, limp hair was tousled.When she was exhausted physically and mentally, she concentrated on smelling the ballpoint pen.These behaviors are not at all like a person, but like a cat.This made me feel ashamed to ask her to cure my impotence.If it is a big fat woman, it would be embarrassing to grow a little beard. This little guy still teaches me a lesson every day, facing the atlas of "emperors and generals", he teaches me the physiological anatomy of women.There is one thing that has been said no less than ten times, that is, as soon as I can gain a foothold in the emperor and general, the two of us must divorce immediately.As far as her heart is concerned, she doesn't want to marry me at all, she must get a divorce when the time comes, and she is absolutely not allowed to rely on it.Of course I agreed, but there is another question to be raised, that is, if the treatment doesn't work and I can't get into the emperor and general, then what should I do.She said that would never happen.Masters and Johnson have done so many experiments, so they should be very sure.There is really no cure, so I have to divorce.Anyway, neither side has lost.In order to avoid disputes in future divorces, it is time to settle accounts now.All common expenses shall be divided by two, accurate to one decimal place, and then rounded up. As far as my heart is concerned, I don't want to marry her as my wife at all.I don't want to marry anyone at all, but I really want to treat impotence disease so that people don't think I'm a monster.So the two of us hit it off.To do this requires permission to have sexual intercourse at a certain time and in a certain place.Both of us are working on it.The next Sunday, we went out for another day, and she came back riding on my neck at night, and this time attracted more people to watch. 这一回我觉得她的裤子凉飕飕的，气息芬芳，不是洗衣粉的气味，也不是香水的气味，很可能来自帝王将相。那个东西，我虽然结过婚，却没有见过，现在每天看图谱，渐渐感到十分亲切。经过了一段时间训练，她认为可以了，我们就打报告请求结婚。谁知道居然出了意外，人家不批准。 后来我觉得这整个事情象一个谜。不知道为什么，小孙想和我结婚，也不知为什么，我会同意和她结婚。从表面上看，她是想给我治阳痿，做一项医学试验，其实这样的理由根本就不可信。从表面上看，我是想让她给我治好这种病，以便从此作个正常的男人，但是这个理由也一点不可信。其实我并不渴望从此做个正常的男人，小孙也不渴望做成这个医学试验。这件事从始至终都可疑得很。唯一可能的解释就是我觉得她是自己人，她也觉得我是自己人。用她自己的话来说，我们俩有缘份。