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Chapter 14 fourteen

Homecoming 王小波 2009Words 2018-03-19
fourteen When the "Cultural Revolution" came, some people were happy and some were not.Mr. Liu told me that he wanted to commit suicide from the very beginning.Because he saw the momentum, he always felt that he couldn't hide.But when he thought that he could still eat Dongpo elbow at Emei Restaurant, he felt that it was too bad to die.He is one of the unhappy ones.Lines belong to happy people, because that year we were in the third year of junior high school, and she failed all subjects.Her father said: If you can't pass the high school entrance examination, you can dig a hole for me at the Nankou Forest Farm.At that time, those who failed to pass the high school exam were accommodated in this way.Her mother said: This courtyard is full of scholarly families, and no one has dug a hole yet.She asked the old man to go to the attached middle school to talk.The old man said, I am the secretary of the party committee, how can I do such a thing?At that time, two-thirds of the suffering people in the world seemed to be true to the principles of party spirit.The old mother was really afraid of embarrassment, so she asked me to do homework on the lines.I can't make up for it, it's too far away.My Wang Er is not only a villain, but also has a heart of pity and sympathy, so I made a plan, the main points are as follows:

1. The high school you need to take the exam is not an outside school. You only need to take the graduation exam and pass the exam. 2. There is no limit to the number of times you can go to the toilet in the graduation exam. 3. I have made a small hole between the men's and women's toilets. Even with this all-encompassing arrangement, the lines are still scary as hell.One week before the exam, she told me that she had scared her menstruation back.Three days before the exam, I was told that my hair started to fall out.But the day before the exam, she woke me up from the bed and sang the revolutionary battle hymn.It turned out that according to the needs of the revolution, middle school classes were suspended and there were no exams.

I never imagined that Xianxian was not only admitted to university, but also a graduate student.If a foreigner with university knowledge comes to our school to give a lecture, she must be the interpreter.Those foreigners thought she was just a beautiful woman at first, but after chatting, they discovered that no matter it is set theory, recursion theory, control theory, relativity theory, new three theory, old three theory, they are all proficient in lines.Not only is he proficient, but he also has a number of works (published jointly with Mr. Li).Those foreigners could only shake their heads and say: Our country also has talented women like Mrs. Li, but none of them look like women.

Now everyone in our courtyard says: What's so strange about this?She is Mrs. Balanohematoma.It seems that in Mr. Li's semen, there are countless intellectual factors, which irrigate the flower of intelligence in the lines, which is wrong.The words she and Xiao Zhuanling said three days ago are proof, and the place was in the living room of my house: Thread: Suzuko, do you still have any? Zhong: What is it? Thread: What is it, something that a husband uses for his wife.Rubber condom (condom)!My mother has aphasia! (This is a fault of people who are good at English, not just what anyone thinks about it. ——Wang Er's note)

Ling: (Sorry) Yes, yes, all special numbers. Line: That's fine.Our glans is so big!Certainly not younger than your Wang Er. Bell: He is not "us".He treats me badly! Xian: Then you make him, buy a small size, and he will be honest after two times. It can be seen from the above dialogue that they used condoms, and the theory of intellectual contagion can be understood.The purpose of my telling this is to explain that the line was originally a guy with precocious personality and late intelligence, and the line before marrying the glans hematoma is different from the line afterward.

After getting rid of Mr. Li, there are still a lot of things to do, first of all, to change the dirty sheets on the bed, then to wash the cup Mr. Li drank from, and to hide the toothbrush and towel used by Mr. Li, because there are coal.Then he took out a large white towel from a hidden place.She took off all her clothes.Stand in front of the mirror.In the mirror stood a fair, slender young girl (about this concept, I had a dispute with the lines. I said she was twenty-one years old at the time, and she was not a girl, but she said that she looked completely girly at the time. If not Admitting this, she would rather die. I have no choice but to write like this——Wang Er's note).The girl's eyes were watery, her skin was fair, and her legs were straight and long.The waist is very thin, and it is guaranteed that Marilyn Monroe will be envious when she sees it.On the lower abdomen, there is a tiny pinch of pubic hair.Although the area is small, it is very dark and bright.Lines is very proud of it.She said this is very important, if there is no, it will not look good, too much chaos is not good.Later, when she went abroad with Mr. Li, she rented a lot of video tapes and compared them on the video recorder, and found that many famous stars were not as good as her in this regard.Only one Christel had such a beautiful belly in a film made at the age of nineteen (I didn't see it, so I can't testify for her——Wang Er's note).

The lines also said that on this beautiful body, there are extremely beautiful decorations, which are streaks of black.This beautiful girl has beautiful black lips.There are black markings on the breast and several thin bars on the lower abdomen.At first glance, it seems to come at your fingertips, but when you look closely, you will find that amazing beauty. Where does this beauty come from?This is coal black painted on a balanohematoma.Dip the lines with a towel in cold water, and try to remove the black marks one by one.Then she washed her face, rinsed her mouth, brushed her teeth, dressed, and went out to throw away the dirty water.This aisle is dark, and the lines are not as bold as Wang Er.So when she heard the whirring sound, she was really terrified.

The line said that there was no light in that corridor, but there was nowhere to hide.Hearing the sound frightened her.So she put down the bucket, slipped back quietly, and came out with a big electric Jane.This thing can not only illuminate, but also be used for fighting. She took this thing and followed the sound.It turned out that there was a surprisingly small space under a flight of stairs.In that space, Mr. Li was sleeping in the position of his mother's womb.His labor insurance coat was left outside, but he didn't bring it in because it couldn't fit inside.When I saw the line, I was furious immediately, thinking: glans hematoma: Didn't I tell him to go to a big car shop to sleep?She wanted to wake Mr. Li up and beat him up immediately, and then tell him to get out and never come back again.If I do this, not only will it be very exciting, but I still have a chance now.

But lines don't do that.She made another decision, so now her household registration book says Mr. Li's name is written in the head of the household column, and Li Moumou's wife is written in the lined column.It was so gross, and after making this decision, she was completely depraved. Xian Xian made such a decision in Homecoming, to be the wife of glans hematoma, and will never regret it.I can't understand it at all.However, as long as Mr. Li is not dead, this matter will not change.Although time flies, everything will pass, but there are always some things that cannot be erased.

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