Chapter 2 Red Buddha running at night【2】
Li Erniang didn't know whether to cry or laugh. After "giggling" for a long time, the circles of your eyes were red, but you said with a smile on your mouth: "You are a tough guy! You are so hungry and steal our radishes, and you pretend nothing happened. I know you have a big stomach, and if you don't eat a meal, you will die." I can't take it, I can't bear it, and I'll bring you food."
Li Jing had already set his sights on that food box, and when he got this sentence, it was like a hungry tiger pouncing on food, jumping on it and taking off the lid to eat.Seeing his eating like this, Li Erniang felt very happy.When he remembered that he had fallen into the arms of another woman, his face suddenly sank again: "Boy, I'll just deliver the meal this time, and we will go our separate ways in the future, and see you in ten years! Madam, I want to do some serious work and make wine to make a fortune. Ten Within a year, we will not be able to keep up with Widow Qian, but we must be similar to her! Men are like ducks, they are fed and chased away. When I grow up, I will also raise a large group of noodles. We are not cheap , just to be angry with you. You have the ability to make a bet with me, ten years from now, you will have more wives and concubines, or I will have more faces!"
"I don't bet with you. It's a good idea to get rich! I think you are lucky and you will definitely get rich. How can I compare with you? We are fleeing for our lives and going into a ravine. After ten years, you will get rich. Don't forget the face-raiser." Me, I have blue eyes and red eyes, which is also a rarity, except for tropical fish, there is no other animal like me in the world."
Li Erniang laughed for a while, and then sighed again, "Do you think I won't go to the ravine with you? As long as you want me, I'll be willing to cook with you! Which woman doesn't put love first! With it! The one you love, you can’t get your hands on it. Going to get money is just for fun! Why doesn’t your newcomer come? You don’t eat my wine and food, is it because you don’t eat Zhou Su, or is it because you are afraid that I will be poisoned?”
"You don't care about her, if you don't eat, you won't be hungry!"
Just as he was talking, Hong Fu jumped off the beam.As soon as Li Erniang saw her eyes burning, she took out the mirror and wanted to compare herself with her.She looked east and west, muttering in her mouth:
"She is two inches taller than me, and her face is a little fairer than mine. Her eyes are a little bigger, and her waist is an inch thinner. It's nothing special, but her hair! Hey, is your hair fake?"
"I want to teach my sister to know that this hair is natural and has never been dyed. Another thing is that when I entered Yang's mansion, more than a dozen old godly women put checks on my body, and counted the checks to find the scars. Hugh said it was a scar as big as a sesame seed, but not even a big pore was found. A woman fainted and said she found one, but it was the navel of a slave!"
"You're such a beautiful little slut. Compared to you, I'm a burnt paper!"
"My sister compares the sky to the earth, but my slave is a burnt paper!"
"Okay, okay! Don't say these boring polite words. If I were a man, I would chase after you to the end. I'm convinced that I lost in your hands. Have a drink or two?"
The two women sat down and drank.Hongfu wants to show off that she is a sensible woman, pretending to be humble everywhere, and toasting Li Erniang's wine, talking endlessly, and it's getting dark soon.Li Jing felt bad: he knew that Wang Laodao must be waiting outside.According to the rules of the Jianghu, swordsman kills innocent people, so the old man is waiting for Li Erniang to go, and keeping Li Erniang on his side is like playing a rogue.He gave Hongfu a wink, and then said: "Er Niang, it's getting dark and the road is difficult to walk, you go back first and come back tomorrow!"
Although Li Erniang is not drunk for a thousand cups, but everyone is drunk without wine, she stammered and said: "I know what you are going to do! In front of me, wink at me, think I am blind? Let me go, I will go, it doesn't matter." Your business!"
Hong Fu said: "Sister, don't leave! If you don't fight for this moment, the table is over."
Li Jing coughed, and rolled his eyes at Hongfu, Hongfu just didn't know, saying that he wanted to borrow flowers to offer a cup to Li Erniang, and then the two dragons came out of the water, and the three stars were shining brightly, drinking one cup after another.I was drinking and talking nonsense, when I suddenly heard Wang Laodao calling out from the door: "Where are you bastards and men and women from! Come out and die, you will hurt the innocent Li Erniang!"
Li Jing kicked the food box over and scolded Hong Fu: "You stinky bitch, you can't stop talking! Are you dragging her into the water?"
Hong Fu was stunned for a moment and said: "I don't know that the old way is coming. Er Niang, hurry up and wait for the slave and Li Lang to meet the enemy!"
Li Erniang was so frightened that she sobered up.She said: "If I don't leave, I will die together."
Li Jing came to beg her again: "Er Niang, it's nothing to do with you here, and we have nothing serious to do, the worst thing is to go to Yang's mansion. Which one do you follow? It's not good to make a big blush. Let's go. Bar!"
But Li Erniang became stubborn: "I won't go! He said he was going to kill you. He was worried when he left. Although you don't want me, my heart is on you. You are going to die, why should I live?"
Li Jing had no choice but to vent his anger on Hong Fu. "You stinky bitch, it's all your fault, why don't you come and persuade me?"
Hongfu got jealous, and said with a slack in his neck: "This old bird came with Erniang, why should he throw fire on this slave? This basin of feces and urine is dumped on the slave's house! How thick are the bricks, and how thin are the tiles! The wash water was never burned! The catastrophe of this day must have started from her! No matter what, I came to persuade Er Niang to leave quickly, and don’t get in the way here! You have tired Li Lang enough! If you don’t leave, you will be fine. What's the matter?"
Li Erniang yelled, pulled out a small knife and wiped her neck.Li Jing rushed to rescue him, but it was too late.The knife cut on the main artery, which couldn't be covered or blocked to death, and Li Jing was sprayed with blood all over his body.It's all over the walls, on the roof.In a blink of an eye, Li Erniang was only breathless, and she struggled to say: "Li Lang, take care, this life can always redeem my fault. The past grievances will be wiped out, and a word before death, I love you, Hongmei , I will hand him over to you, you must love him!"
Hong Fu cried, "Er Niang, forgive me!"
"I forgive..." After she finished speaking, she rolled her eyes, kicked her legs, and passed.Li Jing shouted repeatedly: "Er Niang, you have always loved me!" Just as she was put down, when she turned around and saw Hong Fu, she was so angry that she stretched out her hand to open her mouth.
"Stinky bitch! You won't shut up that stinky mouth for a while! Do you have to kill someone to count?"
Hong Fu lay on the ground, crying and howling: "My family is wrong! My family is only jealous, so how could I have caused such a catastrophe! Er Niang, you have suffered a miserable death! You are all slaves!"
Li Jing was so anxious and angry that he almost popped his eyes out, but this man was so powerful that he suppressed his emotions in a blink of an eye.Nothing could be seen on his face except a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth.Taking the mirror off Li Erniang's body, he gritted his teeth and said:
"This is something she loves, and I'll keep it as a souvenir. Hongfu, stand up. It's not the time to cry when the enemy is in front of you. It's not all your fault, it's because I didn't know what to do. I shouldn't hit you."
"My slave has done bad things, how can Lang not hit him! Lang went to pick up a big stick and hit the slave's leg a few times, but he couldn't hit his face. His nose was crooked, which is not good-looking!"
The old Taoist yelled again outside: "Dogs and men and women! If you have cried enough, come out and die quickly, and don't be that ugly person who is not a son of man!"
Hong Fu scolded coquettishly, pulled out two daggers from her side, flew out, and fought fiercely with the old Taoist.She used all her desperate moves and pounced on the old Taoist.He shouted five and six in his mouth, telling Li Jing to leave quickly.The veteran Taoist wielded a long sword, swung it so that the wind and rain could not see through, and stopped Hong Fu's attack; but he did not fight back, but only looked at the temple gate from time to time.After more than fifty moves, Li Jing still did not come out.He yelled: "It's been tricked!" Leaving Hongfu aside, he jumped three feet from the roof to the ground, and went to the temple to have a look.There was only Li Erniang's body inside, but there was a big hole in the back wall.This shock was no small matter, the old Taoist hurried out of the hole, jumped onto the abandoned house behind, and saw Li Jing climbing up a distant wall with a big burden on his back.The old Taoist caught up after a few ups and downs, and shouted: "Li Jing, where are you going!" He jumped up in the air, holding the sword in his mouth, and clawed at Li Jing's shoulders like an eagle catching a chicken.But he saw that Li Jing was standing on the top of the wall, staggering as if he was about to fall, when the old Taoist caught him, with a flick of his sleeve, he knocked the old Taoist off the wall, and stood firm himself.At that moment, Hongfu chased after him out of breath, and saw that the old man was bleeding all over his face, and the ancient bronze mirror of Li Erniang was embedded in his forehead, and he couldn't live anymore.Hong Fu exclaimed:
"Li Lang turned out to be a master, but this slave just missed it!"
"Don't talk nonsense. We can't beat you these two times. The old Taoist has fallen into my trick to lure the enemy, and it deserves it. Let's run away. You just yelled so loudly that the whole city heard it. Fortunately, the old Taoist didn't bring any helper."
"Lang, where is the corpse of the second mother? It's not possible for Lang to have a new friend like a slave, so he won't be nostalgic for the old one?"
Li Jing let out a long sigh: "When a person dies, nothing is left. What's the use of guarding the corpse? The female trade union of her family will come later. Let's go quickly, if it's too late, we won't be able to leave!"
Fleeing across the city with Hongfu, all the way to the north, fled to the mountains at Pingming. After a short rest, Li Jing took Hongfu to climb the mountain.He said that at this time Yang Su must have sent a large number of people to chase along all the roads, so he couldn't walk, so he had to choose places where no one was around.This road went through thorns and cliffs, and it was difficult to walk anywhere. Hong Fu was out of breath, his legs were weak and his waist was numb, and Li Jing thought he was walking slowly.At noon on the mountain, after eating something, Hongfu fell into a daze.It was hot, and she hadn't slept much for two nights, she couldn't hold on anymore.In the haze, she only felt that Li Jing was dragging her up for a while, and for a while she was walking down with his hands on Li Jing's shoulders, just like sleepwalking.Until the night was dense and the sky was full of stars, her sleepiness subsided a little.But I felt very dizzy, I couldn't walk straight, and the muscles in my whole body seemed to be pulled away.Walking to a place in a daze, she vaguely heard Li Jing say that she could take a rest, so she planted her head on a pile of grass.
When Hongfu woke up the next day, she felt countless ants crawling on her body.Limbs are like soft noodles, unable to hold up at all.Li Jing made porridge for her to drink, but she couldn't get up, so Li Jing came and fed her like a cow.After dinner, Li Jing said he wanted to leave, Hong Fu said:
"When Lang Ruo loves his slave, he should use a knife to kill him. The slave will die and will not be able to leave! You must have lost your mind? You are so anxious, and you choose the wrong place to go!"
"Aren't we running for our lives? Be careful, get up and walk. It's hard to walk on this mountain road empty-handed. I can't carry you on my back!"
"Lang called Nu like that, and I was very happy. It's just that I really can't leave! The bird's leg doesn't seem to belong to Nu, so you can cut it off, and it won't hurt!"
Li Jing scolded: "This bitch! It's really bad. It's no wonder. I have traveled more than 300 miles on the mountain road. I'll go down to buy a donkey. Let's take the path. Anyway, this area is remote and remote, so they probably are looking for a donkey. Not here."
When Li Jing came back from buying the donkey, Hong Fu had already fallen asleep.He lifted her up and changed the jacket that had been torn into strips, only to see a small bag tied to the back of her underwear.Li Jing tore it off and was about to throw it into the ravine when Hong Fu woke up and held onto it tightly.
"Lang, this can't be done! This is the most important thing!"
"What an amazing thing? I feel like clothes, and you come back to life? Here is a suit, put it on yourself!"
Hongfu struggled to put on the suit, like a village girl.Because her face was covered with dirt, and her hair was as dirty as a felt.Li Jing hugged her onto the donkey, she was like a sack on the donkey's back.The two of them walked along the stone mountain path and in the valley.
Although it is the scorching heat of July, it is not too hot in the mountains.The valley is full of trees, gurgling water, singing birds and fragrant flowers.The little donkey walked slowly.After walking all morning, Hongfu regained his strength.At noon in the village store, there was no meat, just millet noodles, corn bread and millet porridge, and she ate a lot.When I left the shop, I saw someone cracking apricots in the village, so I bought two more handfuls and kept them in my pocket.This afternoon, she was riding on the back of a donkey, talking and laughing.
"Lang, it's fun to walk like this. I walked to the end of the sky, and I'm not afraid! Wow! My neck is so itchy! What kind of bird is this? It has legs and can crawl!"
"What a big deal, it turned out to be two lice. The two haystacks where you slept last night were probably resting places for sheep, and the lice crawled on you from there. Have you ever seen lice?"
"Wow! How can a slave have lice! Such dirty things are really disgusting and murderous! Lang, when staying at the hotel at night, the slave must take a good bath."
"I'm afraid it's not that beautiful. Look ahead, it's out of the mountain. This town is called Hebei Town, at the intersection of Wuzong Road, with seven or eight thousand residents. It would be strange if Yang Su didn't send people to guard here. We had to abandon the donkey and go up the mountain. Motianling in the east, entering Qingshiyu. This road is barren mountains and wild mountains, and it is more difficult than the road yesterday. After passing this section, Yang Su can't control it after going 700 miles. Let's enter Niangziguan and go to Taiyuan Go. Get some rest there."
Hong Fu looked at the mountains to the east, one was as high as another, and each was as steep as a knife cut.She felt weak at the sight.Hearing that he was going to spend the night in the ravine again, he really refused to die.After much deliberation, she came up with a good idea:
"Lang, let's make up our makeup after dark, and go to the bird town to rest overnight, okay? Let the slave wash and get rid of the lice. It's really sucking the slave's blood! Think about the hair Stand up too!"
Li Jing thought about it and said, "No way! We still have to go around the mountain. To tell you the truth, I have had no wine or meat for the past two days, and my mouth is so watery. But if we want to survive, we must not be afraid of hardship. Let's climb the mountain!"
"Lang! A slave is not afraid of death, but he can't bear this hardship! How many people will Yang Su send to this bird town? When he came, they were just low-level roles. As soon as my husband and I moved forward, we sent them away. Hugh is a bird Scared! When going around the mountain, you have to walk hundreds of miles."
"What you said is fucking reasonable. To tell you the truth, I am not afraid of any of the swordsmen of the Yang Mansion. There are only two top figures, and I am no match. I climbed mountains and ridges to hide from these two people."
"When the man is afraid, the slave is not afraid!"
"Don't brag, I saw all of your two strikes, it's called a scorpion in the water, it doesn't hurt (sting) very much!"
Hong Fu thought: This man is such a coward!There are only two rivals, so you have to climb the mountain in fear!It's useless for me to talk to him, so I'll just lie to him.She said:
"Lang! I still have some skills! I have learned some tricks in Yang's mansion. If I make it out, don't say what kind of bird swordsman it is. It's the righteous monk, and the unruly Liu Xiahui. No way! Even the man who was eunuch that day was fascinated immediately when he saw it, and he couldn't wake up for an hour. The two of us simply went to the town, ate his mother, drank his mother, and slept with his mother. One night, the slave is not a daughter, but the husband's bird wife, and this ability can be used. Otherwise, one is afraid that the husband will be jealous, the second slave is shy, and the third slave is a yellow-flowered girl who is charming. , it must ruin your reputation and make you a bad person!"
Li Jing didn't believe it after hearing this: "Hong Fu, don't brag! This is a matter of life and death. If you are not sure, you won't be able to clean it up by then, and it will be too late to regret it!"
"Slavery is not life? Let's just go down the mountain!"
"Wait! I still don't dare to believe you completely. Let's put on our makeup and enter the town at dusk. It's best to sneak in. I've never seen your charm. It's better not to use it if you can."
Li Jing and Hong Fu entered the town at dusk and found a small inn to stay.After opening the room, I ordered a table of wine to eat in the room, and the two had a sea meal for a while.After eating, Li Jing said:
"It seems that I was too careful. This Hebei town is so big. There are dozens of inns, big and small, without walls, and there are roads in all directions. There are so many merchants coming and going, even if there are a few Yang Sus. People can't help it, but we still have to be careful. Tomorrow before dawn, just go out through the sorghum field, and go into the mountain and you'll be fine!"
Hong Fu secretly laughed at Li Jing's timidity, and she said, "Lang, go ask Xiaoer for the tub and bath soup. I will wait for Lang to take a bath, and I will take a bath."
After taking a shower, Li Jing sat on a chair to enjoy the cool.Hongfu said:
"Wait outside Fan Langjun's door, I want to take a bath."
"Hey, what are you asking me to do? Are you shy?"
"I'm not shy. It's just that my body is dirty. It's inconvenient for Lang to look at me, but I leave a bad impression. After I've washed myself, Lang will come and see me!"
"Bah! Let me tell you, don't be an old bird, it doesn't sound good!"
"Lang is worried about the bird. The slave walks on the rivers and lakes and speaks some bold words. When he lives at home in the future, he will naturally not speak such bird language. But Lang leaves quickly, the slave's body is itching to kill!"
Li Jing went to the cabinet, hid in the shadows and chatted with the shopkeeper, looking at the half-dark street.After waiting for a while, I saw a man walking by, his head dangling like a rattle.Most of them are from the Yang family.Li Jing smiled secretly: "Hey, I'll never find it if I search so stupidly. There are so many inns and so many customers, you can't open the door one by one to look. You need to find a big guy with two eyes of different colors on the cabinet. , you can't find out. When I came in, I slipped under the wall and hid in the shadows. No one saw my face clearly. Haha!"
He sat in the dark until after lighting the lamp, the noisy street fell silent.The shopkeeper went home, and replaced it with a shop counter that he had never seen before.No one came to inquire all the time.Li Jing was relieved.He didn't talk to the waiter, but walked back along the shadow on tiptoe.As soon as he entered his room, he was immediately out of breath.
It turned out that Hong Fu was lying on the cool couch, wearing a snow-white satin nightgown.I don't know what material this robe is made of, it doesn't have a single pleat, and it fits very snugly on the body, it's hard to tell where is the skin and where is the material.Hong brushed that strand of long hair, winding like a nine-curved Yellow River on her body, as black and shiny as lacquer, and as soft as silk.She had a dreamy smile on her face, her eyes were bright and her lips were red.There was a scent coming from his body, it was really ecstasy.Seeing Li Jing coming in, Hong Fu smiled lazily.
"Li Lang, close the door."
So far, the boy has encountered major difficulties in writing the book.The events of Li Jing and Hong Fu's one night stay in Hebei are different in different books.For example, Du Guangting's "Biography of the Bearded Guest" has the following text: "Xingci Lingshi Hotel (Lingshi, another name for Hebei Town), Zhang's long hair entrusts the ground and stands in front of the bed." "Delete more than a hundred characters below" or those who are close to obscenity.There is a kind of "You Jiang" written by Tang Liude in the Sui Dynasty, which is elegant but not jocular, happy but not lewd, so it is adopted.Tang Yun: "On the eve of the Seventh Seventh day of a certain year, I traveled to Hebei and stayed in the posthouse. At night, I heard the sound of men's and women's love, and it was like a tide. I didn't know until the next 30 years that Li Weigong and the Hongfu family stayed in the hotel on the evening. , so I will remember it."
According to Li Weigong's "Life Chronicles", it says: "On July 7th, I took my wife and went north to Jin, and stayed in Hebei Town at night. When we got married, my wife made a noise like thunder and shook the house. Don't wait for dawn to escape."
No matter what happened, anyway, that night, they made a noise in Hebei Town, exposed their possessions, and had no choice but to flee.According to Hong Fu's self-written "Zhi Qi": "When I was in Yang's mansion, there was a godly woman who taught me that when the house was consummated, my beard and beard made strange noises. If I didn't make a sound, the yaksha would come to eat my heart and liver. Day and night, I kept it firmly in my heart, so I couldn't release it. Even now when we are together with my husband, I still can't help calling it out, and the boy servant laughs at it."
It can be seen from this that Hong Fu's strange cry is Yang Su's trick.The concubine Ji in his mansion ran away, and as soon as she made friends with others, she would make weird noises in the middle of the night, and she would be exposed immediately.It is conceivable that Li Jing and her fled outside the town, and they inevitably scolded her.The two bought two crappy animals at the farmer's house, and Li Jing scolded her all the way. Hong Fu didn't know that she had been tricked by Yang Su, so she kept talking.
While chatting, he suddenly heard the sound of horseshoes behind him. When Li Jing turned his head, he saw a man riding a fast horse and shooting up like an arrow.This is a slightly longer man, dressed in fast boots, wearing an iron hat, holding a long sword in his right hand and a rein in his left.Hong Fu also looked back, and screamed in his mouth: "Lang, what a disaster! This person is Yang Li, the number one swordsman in the Yang family, and Lang is most afraid of this person! This guy usually comes to hook up with slaves, and slaves are also hypocrites. , it must not be a good thing to rush here now! How can this be a good thing?"
"Use your charm to charm him!"
"Lang is right. But when the slave is using his skills, Lang can't speak, and everything is arranged by the slave. If there is one more word, the two of us will die! There must be no mistakes!"
Yang Lifei immediately stepped forward, swept past the two of them within an arrow's reach, and came back again.It turned out that Li Jing and Hong Fu were disguised as merchants, but he didn't see it.He turned around and walked in front of these two guys, thinking that these two guys were a little weird.On a hot day, wearing a scarf and bowing his head, he seemed to have the plague.He said:
"Guest officer, ask around, I can see... Hey! So it's the two of you! Don't talk nonsense. I'll wait for you in the forest ahead."
Yang Li rode his horse into the forest.Hong Fu said to Li Jing again: "Li Lang! Don't forget the slave's language. When Yang Li asked, you just pretended to be deaf and dumb. Now I go to the bird forest. I don't know if I will survive. My husband and wife kiss goodbye first!"
The two kissed on the road for fifteen minutes.Passers-by did not dare to look at it, and walked with their eyes closed.Hong Fu sighed, "Okay, I don't think I have any more regrets. Now I'm full of energy, let's go meet Yang Li!"
With the determination to die, Hong Fu rode his horse into the forest.Li Jing followed behind her, feeling suspicious.Walking into the depths of the woods, I saw Yang Li sitting on a high sill playing sword tassels, with his horse tied to one side.Hong Fu dismounted, tied the horse, walked over and knelt down in front of Yang Li, and Li Jing also knelt down.Then Yang Li raised his eyebrows:
"Who is kneeling below?"
"The ignorant little girl Hong Fu asked the elder brother Jin An!"
"Forget it, don't talk nonsense. You know what I'm going to do?"
"I don't know. I only know that my brother loves me."
"Nonsense. I used to be close to you for a while, but now I hate you so much that I hate you. You are a poisonous snake. You vowed to be good with me, and then eloped with this guy. I feel sick when I look at you! I came today to kill you Cut to pieces! Then I will take this Li Jing back to the Taiwei’s Mansion. Don’t try to make trouble in front of me, my martial arts are more than a hundred times stronger than yours! If you make a move, I will cut Li Jing first!”
Hong Fu started to cry. "Brother! My sister is convicted. If you want to cut your sister, how can you get it? I just ask the elder brother to show his noble hand and let the younger sister and her lover escape for their lives. The younger sister will give the elder brother the longevity tablet..."
"Don't come here, do you know what my nickname is?"
"Big brother bandit Huahua Taisui, also known as the butcher."
"It's good to know! I like to cut people alive. I always cut a hundred and eighty people a year. Look, I brought them all!" He clattered and threw the burden on his back on the ground, Take it out. "This is an iron sheet pile, nailed to the ground, to tie you in a big character. This is a seppuku knife, which is specially designed to open your heart. This is a set of meat-cutting knives. It cuts the flesh from your limbs. This hook knife cuts your tongue, and the spoon knife gouges out the flesh. Eyes, lancet cutting nose and ears, and this big set, all have magical effects. Here is a large piece of rosin, boiled in a big pot, and it is specially scalded for your wound. This way you don’t bleed, just pain, You won’t stop breathing until I cut your heart out. Hongfu, think about your skeleton still panting in the blood, what kind of energy is that! Hurry up and boil rosin for me, and if I’m slow, I’ll cut Li Jing for you first!”
Hong Fu cried and boiled rosin.She was still pleading with Yang Li: "Brother, let's have a better time. Did you forget when you danced with your sister in your arms? My sister just did something wrong, so you just kill her. Torturing me like this is too inhuman."
Yang Li smiled, "I'm just inhumane. People say I'm a wolf. Human nature is the most fucking useless. I can bully others, but whoever dares to bully me, I will let him die a miserable death. Whoever told me to be Where is the number one swordsman in the world? They must have the ability to cut me off!"
Hong Fu suddenly withdrew his face, glared at Yang Li angrily, and didn't say a word for ten minutes.Yang Li still had a hippie smile on his face.When the rosin started to bubble, Yang Li straightened up and said with a smile, "Hong Fu, your hour has come." He stretched out his hand to grab Hong Fu, but that Hong Fu stood up and shouted, "Stop! Don't stretch out the dog's paws on me. Isn't it just cutting flesh? Bring a knife and I will cut it myself!"
"Hey, fresh! You can cut it if you want, but you can't stab it in the heart. If you want to do this, I will clean up Li Jing, show ten times the patience, and pull slowly."
"Okay! Let me tell you, although you are the most vicious and cruel, there are still people in the world that you can't scare. You have to have the guts to make a bet with me. My aunt is sitting here and cutting herself, no matter how vicious you say My old lady, I have done all the tricks. Whenever there is a cry of begging for mercy, or a cry of pain, you can cut Li Jing into minced meat. But if I do it, my old lady, you will let Li Jing go. Do you dare to bet ?”
Yang Li laughed loudly when he heard this: "You are a young girl with tender skin and tender flesh. If you bet on this bloody business with me, I would be embarrassed if I didn't agree! How many iron-like tough guys in the world have been cut by me to the end, begging me to hurry up!" A little. I bet!"
"You swear an oath!"
"Send it! Send it! The sky is above and the earth is below. I spent Taisui in a bet with Hong Fu. If I lose, I won't admit it. Ten thousand arrows will pierce my body in the future. Do it!"
Hong Fu took the dozens of gleaming knives and stuck them in front of her. With a shake of her shoulders, all her clothes fell below her knees.The following things are recorded differently by each family.There are those who say to delete, and those who have something close to obscenity. Li Weigong's "Self-report" says:
"A certain and his wife escaped from Hebei Town, and they were captured by Yang Li. A certain wife stepped forward, and Yun will cut the flesh to redeem the certain, Yang Xuzhi. The wife undressed and showed him, where to cut it? Yang Yun: Cut her own Breast. My wife has no embarrassment. She will be cut off and I will save her. After more than 30 years, every time I think about it, I still can’t help but shed tears.”
The preface to the seventh poem of Hong Fu's "Eighteen Nostalgic Poems" says:
"It was the summer of one year. I fled to the wilderness, and was captured by murderers. He ordered a certain person to cut himself off. Fortunately, Wei Gong rescued him. I still remember it, as if I had lived in a lifetime. Wei Gong treated me, the kindness of the heavens and the earth! Although it is heartbreaking. , not enough to repay."
The actual situation is that Hong Fu will cut herself, but Li Jing snatches her knife away. The speed of the action is really indescribable.He scolded Hongfu and said:
"Little slut! Braggart! What kind of coquettish tricks, I have deceived the deceitful king. It turns out that I can only cut flesh, but even if I take it off, it is not shabby! Put it on quickly, and see if I can do it within three tricks." Kill this Hua Hua Tai Sui!"
Yang Li only felt a gust of wind blowing in front of his eyes, and Li Jing slashed Hong Fu's saber without seeing how he made it.He was taken aback; got up and put on a stance carefully and said: "My brother is so fast! I want to learn. You must know that I have never met an opponent since my debut, so don't blow the cowhide first!"
Li Jing stood there without even posing, and sneered: "I, Li Jing, have never fought with others. I only know that cutting off the head is difficult to continue. If a person dies, the whole family will cry. If people don't kill me, I will not fight back. You Although the servant can be killed but not kept, it is not good for me to strike first, I am standing still, why don't you take a stab at him?"
Yang Li stabbed with the sword "swish", as fast as lightning, seeing that Li Jing had no way to dodge, but he missed the stab, as if he had missed by two feet.Li Jing slashed back, he could see it clearly, and when he was about to dodge, he felt that the slash was really deadly, and it was awkward to hide anywhere.Thanks to his excellent soft skills, he retracted his chest and abdomen three inches back, almost dodged his waist, and dodged his body. His left arm was amputated at the elbow. I feel that Li Jing must be broken into two pieces.But he jumped over Yang Li's head. When Yang Li turned around suddenly, he felt a chill on his neck, and his head flew up, spinning around in the air, just in time to see the bleeding in his cavity.He shouted: "Sorcerer!!" His mouth moved but there was no sound.Then his face went numb, and he fell to the ground, only to feel the world rolling a few times, and then he didn't know anything.
Hong Fu sat cross-legged on the ground, afraid that she was dreaming and biting the tip of her tongue.Li Jing came back, saw her stupid look, and cursed: "I've been busy for a long time, and you still have your belly button exposed! There's an exhibition!"
"Lang, this slave is not dreaming, is it?"
"What are you dreaming of? Hongfu, I found out that you can tell lies. From now on, I will never believe a word from you again!"
Hong Fu yelled: "Lang, I can't swear this oath!...Ah! I never died before! Kill me!"
Li Jing was furious, and kicked her ass: "Bastard! Just because I believed you, I killed someone again. I will have nightmares tonight. Tell you, we are probably dead. If you kill Yang Li, then The two masters will come after you! Even I can't do anything this time."
"Lang is so cowardly! Lang easily took the head of the world's number one swordsman within three strokes. How can there be any bird in the world who is Lang's opponent? Even slaves are delighted to see Lang's swordsmanship. With Lang here, slave Then you will have a long life!"
"Nonsense. What kind of number one swordsman in the world is this? Not much better than Wang Laodao. There is also a powerful master, you have never even met. What should we do now?"
Li Jing wandered around the ground, his eyes staring in anxiety.Suddenly he heard the neighing of the horse, looked up, and saw Yang Li's horse's long legs, there was not a single hair on his body, and his eyes were shining brightly.Li Jing yelled: "Hong Fu, little boy, there is a savior this time!"
Just as Hongfu put on her clothes, she rushed over with her hair in her hand and asked, "Lang, what savior?"
Li Jing rubbed his hands vigorously: "Damn it, this is a chasing horse for thousands of miles. It is on the first page of the Xiangma Jing! Yang Li is a bastard, but he raised a god horse. The book says that this horse has a long stamina. Wearing armor and carrying people to travel thousands of miles a day. We two rode on it, and none of the heavy armored knights were heavy. When Yang Su got the report that Yang Li had braids and was chasing people, we would have run away. Get on the horse, let's go!"
It is said that when Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty was in power, the world was turned upside down.Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty himself was so absurd, it doesn't need to be told, he has his own "Milou Ji" and other documentary articles to prove it.According to the boy, he is a little mentally ill.It seems that he is mentally ill in adolescence. According to the current method, he should be taken to a mental hospital and beaten with electricity.If he can't be cured, he should be castrated with the consent of his family members, and he can't be released to poison living beings.However, in the feudal society, the emperor could be cured for any illness, but there was no cure for mental illness, which led to a great turmoil at the end of the Sui Dynasty.The boy collected a variety of lost books, and cooperated with people in the medical field to plan to write "Sui Yang Emperor's Treatment Plan".It will be written within this year and will meet with readers next year.
At that time, Yang Su was an extremely powerful minister, and Emperor Sui Yang went to Jiangdong to eat and prostitute, and all state affairs were handled by Yang Su.This old guy is very loyal on the surface, don't talk about rebellion, or make rebellious remarks, even if he wants to rebel in his head, he will pour out the words with medicine and wine, and send him to beheaded.In fact, his own son was openly preparing to rebel, but he ignored it.His young master is the famous Yang Xuangan. As soon as Yang Su died, he rebelled against Luoyang. Not only did he have his whole family executed, but he also killed countless compatriots in Henan.Talking about these things is not to offend the surname Yang-that's how history is.There was also Wang Mang who usurped the Han in the ancestors of our Wang family.The book returns to the main story, but it says that Yang Su heard that Hong Fu and Li Jing had escaped, and killed Wang Laodao who was watching him, and hurriedly ordered his swordsmen to go out to check, and they must be caught.After waiting for two days, I got a report from the 800-mile fast horse in Shangluo Mountain, saying that I heard the sound of "babbling" from the Hongfu in Hebei Town, and Yang Li had already chased it down personally.Yang Su was relieved when he heard that, knowing that his nephew was unparalleled in martial arts, the couple would never want to escape.An hour later, an urgent report was received that nephew Ling Xian had become a headless ghost.Hearing this, the old man became furious, vomited blood and passed out.When he woke up, he quickly ordered: 1. All the goddaughters in the family were beaten unconscious with sticks and buried alive in sacks.2. Recreational activities will be suspended for three days throughout Henan. Men and women will be separated into beds, and male and female livestock will be separated into pens. Violators will be abandoned.3. All local officials in Shangluo Mountain will be whipped fifty times, and they will go to work as a crime, so as to see the aftermath.After giving the order, he fainted again.When he woke up again, he was a completely different person, his hands were shaking, his voice was low, and he looked like an old man waiting to die.He asked his subordinates to invite Hu Gong and Qiuran Gong, the doormen.
Hu Gong and Qiubean Gong have been under Yang Su's school for two years, and Hu Gong can't speak Han Chinese well in papers; when discussing martial arts, I haven't seen them practice swords.All day long, I just take money and do nothing, go shopping and buy second-hand goods.However, Yang Su was very courteous to them and carried them everywhere, making everyone in the Yang family's nose crooked with anger.Immediately when the invitation came, Yang Su swung back to the left and right, struggled up from the collapse, turned over and bowed.The bearded man rushed to help him up, but the Hu man folded his hands on his chest and said sharply: "Master Taiwei, you don't need to be polite, you are telling Liu Bei to throw his son, you can buy people's hearts!"
Yang Su smiled wryly and said: "Mr. Hu is quick to speak, and I don't need to be polite. You two gentlemen, now the Holy Majesty has lost his morals, the world is in turmoil, and the emperor's career is about to fall. Seeing that the best soldiers in the world, seventy to eighty percent have fallen into the hands of foreign relatives. The Holy Majesty still doesn't know how deep it is." If the world is in chaos in the future, these people will definitely turn against them. As a minister under the late emperor, I can't bear to see the great Sui Dynasty destroyed. I have worked hard to discover the talents of the Yang family. Right now Yang Lin, the backer king, is the golden pillar of the Sui Dynasty. He ran eastward and westward without stopping. But he is old. There is something wrong, he is a genius among the younger generation. The old man also counted on him to command one hundred thousand soldiers to make immortal contributions to the Sui Dynasty, but he died at the hands of the traitor Li Jing! My nephew is the number one swordsman in the world, and the rest of the Yang family People are absolutely inferior. Now that he has lost his hand, others will be terrified and will not be able to avenge him. I know that the two are masters in the world, and their martial arts are higher than that of my nephew. I also ask you to read the ancient motto of the swordsman "Guo Shi Guo Shi",为老夫—，—雪丧侄之恨。虬髯先生，胡先生汉语不好，给他讲讲'国士国士'。”
胡公倒嘴快：“太尉，不必解释。剑客的勾当，我的专业！国士国士，就是你对我大大的好，我对你也大大的好！这李靖我的包下啦！”
虬髯公白了胡公一眼说：“太尉，胡公包下这事，小可就不必插手了！”
“虬公，不要争一时的意气。李靖这厮不知是什么来历，小侄身为天下第一剑，居然死在他手下。你们不可托大，一路去，也有个照应。”
虬髯公一笑：“这李靖的来历你不知道，怎么想起去杀他？太尉大人，我可不是轻狂。令侄在天下一流剑士之中排行第一，却另有超一流的剑士，杀一流剑士如宰鸡一般。这胡先生在超一流剑士中马战天下第一，足可以为令侄复仇。小子出手大可不必。”
胡公听人夸他，大喜，“大胡子，你的也不错。你的剑术天下第二，我的早想领教，只是没有把握能赢。你的和我去，我的很乐意呀！”
杨素听了大为惊讶：“原来还有这些讲究，那么这李靖是什么来历？”
“李靖字药师，出身望族，少年习剑，在同门四人中剑法最高。其师兄师弟都已登堂入室，成了一代宗师，他还没有出名。据说是没有杀人的胆子，不敢和人过招。此人若有实战经验，连我们也不敢轻敌。可按现在的水平，我们中间任何一人都可在百招之内杀他。太尉，你要一定请我，我就去走一趟。按剑士的传统，今后我就算报过你礼遇之恩，咱们清帐了！”
李靖和红拂骑马走到日头西斜，才走了不到二百里。原来杨立这匹马虽是千里马，可那纨裤子弟不知爱惜，把它骑坏了。它起跑倒快，跑到一百里左右就喘起来，呼啦呼啦好像在拉风箱。这都是身上带汗时饮凉水落下的支气管哮喘，一开喘非半个时辰不能平息。李靖见马喘得可怜，不敢再叫它快跑，只好一溜小跑，故此走得不甚快。
日头将落，这两人走到黄河边上。此地两山之间好大一片平川，汉时本是河东一片富饶之地，只可惜南北朝时几经战乱，变成了一片荒原。走着走着，李靖听见背后隐隐有马蹄之声。回头一看，只见天边两骑人影，一黄一黑，身后留下好长—溜烟尘。他惊叫一声：“不好！讨命的来了！”急忙两腿一夹，策马狂奔。这千里马放蹄奔去，只跑的两耳风声呼呼，身后的追兵还是越跑越近。跑了一个时辰，他连胡公的胡子都看见了，坐下的马也开始喘起来。李靖急得头上冒汗，一面回头看，一面叫红拂看前面可有林子。谁知这片荒山光长草不长树，什么林也没有。李靖慌忙给马屁股一连几掌，打得马眼睛往外凸，脚下也打起磕绊，眼看马力将竭。正在急得上天无路，入地无门，忽然红拂尖叫起来：
“那鸟洼地里却不是一片鸟林子！李郎，快来鸟看！”
果然右手下边一大片洼地，里面好大一片柳条林，李靖打马冲进去，刚刚赶在胡公前边一箭之遥，跑到树林深处，李靖和红拂跳下马来喘气，那马喘得还要凶。好大一团蚊子，转眼被它全吸进去，然后就开始咳嗽。红拂擦擦头上的汗说：“李郎！须是要寻个河溪鸟洗一回。今番又死里逃生也！”
“生不生还很难说，这两个家伙在外边不会善罢甘休的。咱们不能在这里躲一世，还要逃呀！”
“郎，这两个厮却也是呆鸟！如何不入内来寻？”
“人家不呆。剑客的古训是遇林休入。咱们躲在树后暗算他一剑，就说是有冲天的本事也着了道儿。你连这都不懂，才是货真价实的呆鸟！”
“这等说，我们只索性饿死在这里？奴却不愿饿死。郎，我夫妇好好鸟乐一场，天明时结束整齐，去与那厮们厮杀！连杨立也输与郎，奴便不信这两个有三头六臂！”
“别做梦了！这两个联手，就是二郎神也不是对手。我有个好主意，这一带低洼，明天早上一定起雾，咱们用破布裹了马蹄乘雾逃走，这片林子又有几十里方圆，谅他们没法把四面全把住。妈的，你看看我这脑子，真是聪明！歇够了马上去，占领有利出发地。”
这洼地里是沼泽，草根绊脚，泥水陷人。那柳条纠缠不清，真比什么路都难走了几十倍。李靖持短刀在前开路，红拂牵马相随，走了半夜，才走到林地的西缘，爬上一个小高地。这地方可说是这一片惟一能让人存身的地方。靠近山口，风很大，把蚊子都吹跑了。山坡下面活水塘，可以饮用。小高坡上青草茵茵，正好野营。更兼地方隐秘，从外面看几棵大树树冠把山坡掩住。李靖拴好马，在池塘里洗去泥污爬上岸来，只见一轮明月在天上。他暗暗祈祷：上天过往诸神，保佑李靖平安出险！我还不想死。红拂却脱得精光。在碧波月影里扑通，嘴里大叫：“郎！来耍水！端的美杀人也！”
李靖气坏了，压低嗓子喝道：“混账东西！你把鸟都惊飞了，老远都能看见！快上来！”
以后事迹，中国文献均无记载。幸有日本国《虬髯物语》一书，载得此事。大家都知道虬髯客后来跑到日本去了。这《虬髯物语》，乃虬髯自传小说也。其中一节云：“隋帝末，余在杨素府为客，奉差逐李郎一妹于灵石北。李郎一妹走入林中，林大，将不可获。是夕忽闻一妹于林西发怪声，乃西去埋伏，遂遇之。”
又有红拂代致虬髯客书，现为日本某收藏家所藏。书云“太原一别，转目十余年矣，闻兄得扶余国，妹与李郎沥酒东南祝拜之。犹忆当年夜宿林中，李郎插剑于地，以示楚河汉界。妹不解深意，以彼绝情意也，大放悲声。郎亦不忍，拔剑狎抱之，出声为兄所闻，否则不之遇也。事已十余年，当书与兄知。—妹百拜。”
根据上述文献，那晚上红拂又嚷嚷来着，结果招得胡公虬髯到前边埋伏。要不然他们俩就逃脱了。第二天早上两人明知前面有埋伏，也不得不向西出动。如果折头向东，必须穿过好大一片沼泽，那可够走些日子的啦。事情到了这种地步。红拂一声不吭，看样子有寻死之意，李靖还安慰她几句。正扯着，已经走出雾区。他抬头一看，半山站着一人一骑。那人黄头发黄眉毛，黄眼珠黄胡子，骑一匹小黄毛马，此人正是胡公。李靖大声发问：
“胡公，你来得好快！你的伴儿呢？”
“你的李靖？扯淡的不必要。快来受死。我的伴当在林东。”
李靖想：这人发疯了。发现我们不把伴儿召来，偏要单打独斗。他说：“胡公！你要挑我独斗？我多半不是你对手。我要是死了，可不要杀我老婆！”
“花姑娘我的不杀。你的死，我的埋。”
红拂搂住李靖的脖子大哭：“郎，一路死休！”却听见李靖在她耳边小声说：“你快下去。这人过于狂妄，骄兵必败，虽然他武功高过我，我也有五成把握。你不下去那一个也来了倒不好办了！”
红拂不撒手，李靖把她硬推下去，纵马上前大战胡公。这架打得很不公千：胡公刀术高过李靖十倍，抡得漫天的刀花，李靖只够看刀招架，都没工夫看胡公的人。加上胡公用弯刀，正适合在马背上砍杀。李靖用杨立的剑，直刃直柄，抡起来再别扭也不过。他又一心要纵胡公的轻敌之心，不肯下马步战。斗了十几个回合，李靖浑身是伤，划了有二十多道口儿，就像一颗金丝蜜枣儿，胡公却连个险招也没碰上。
胡公觉得奇怪：这李靖身手不及他，骑术也不及他，兵刃坐骑处处都不及他，他又找到他二十几处破绽，按说早该把这李靖砍成几十块，却偏偏没有砍中要害！这家伙闪得好快，多高明的剑客也闪不到这么快，只有胆小鬼能够。念着念着，两马错镫，李靖猛然一转身给胡公一飞剑。
胡公听见风声头也不回，回手一刀把剑打飞。然后兜马转身，一看那李靖已经逃走了。胡公禁不住笑骂一声：“呜里哇啦！逃到哪里去！”双脚一扣镫，那黄毛马腾云一般追上去。
他眼睁睁盯住李靖，只见李靖在镫上全身压前，正是个逃跑的架式。追到近处，胡公把刀在头上挥舞，正欲砍一个趁手，却不防李靖左脚离镫，一脚蹬去，把他鼻子蹬了个正着。胡公从马背上摔下来了，在地下滚。他的鼻子被蹬成平的，眼睛里血泪齐出，什么也看不见了。
李靖圈马回来，看见胡公从地上挣扎起来，就纵马把他撞倒。兜一圈回来，胡公又爬起来，他又去把他撞倒。如此蹴踏三次，胡公哇一声吐血数斗，终于死了。李靖奔到红拂前面，从马背上摔下来，当场晕死过去。
红拂把李靖身上二十六处刀伤裹好，已经把他裹得像木乃伊。李靖悠悠醒转，长叹一声，泪下如雨。他说：“红拂我完了。身负二十处刀伤，已经不能奔驰。你也不必守着我，快快上马逃走。”
“郎却是痴了？奴若逃时，就不如猪狗！郎，多少凶神恶煞都吃郎打发了，哪里还有过不去的关口？”
“你不知道，虬髯公一会就要赶到，我此时连三尺孩童都打不过了，拿什么去迎战当今天下一人之下万人之上的大剑客？这回真完了。”
正说之间，虬髯客从一边村子里冲出来。李靖看时，端的好条大汉！此人身高不过七尺却头大如斗，肩有别人两个宽。那个胸膛又厚又宽，胳膊有常人腿粗。一身的钢筋铁骨，往少里估也有四百斤重。黑脸上有一双牛一般大眼，一部黑须蜷蜷曲曲，骑一匹铁脚骡子，真是威风凛凛。虬髯公大笑：“好李靖！居然杀了胡公。虽然他中了你的奸计，你这份机智也已够不寻常！俺到了你面前，你还有什么法儿害俺？”
李靖镇定地说：“虬髯公，你是有名之士，为何去做杨素的鹰犬？我真为你惋惜！我死不足惜，可惜了你大好身手！”
虬髯公又哈哈大笑：“老兄，你看三国落眼泪，为古人担忧！俺怎会为杨素戴孝？杀了他还嫌污俺的手！实告诉你俺兄弟十人共谋，要取大隋的天下，已在渤海长山屯兵蓄粮，很筹划了一阵子了！俺这番到洛阳，是看看隋朝的气数。在杨府当门客，就算是卧底吧。哈哈哈！”
李靖听了眼睛一亮：“原来先生是一位义士！小子失礼。今日一见三生有幸！小子欲往太原去。先生是否同路？”
“不同路。哈哈哈！”
李靖想：这人真讨厌。没有一点幽默感，却哈哈傻笑。不同路最好。于是就说：“小子身上带伤，意欲到前面村镇寻医求治，不及奉陪。后会有期！”
“慢着。把首级留下来。哈哈哈！”
李靖一听，几乎岔了气：“先生，你这是怎么说的？你是反隋义士，我也不是杨广的孝子贤孙。你杀我干什么？”
“李药师，俺知道你。三岁读兵书，五岁习武艺。十六岁领壮丁上山打山匪。二十岁重评孙子兵法，连曹孟德都被你驳倒了！这好比隋朝的天下是树上一个桃，熟了早晚要掉下来，这树下可有一帮人伸手接。俺今天不收拾了你，十年以后你手里有了兵就不好办了。你不要瞪眼，慢说你带了伤，就是不带伤，再叫上你的师兄弟，也不是俺们的对手。你要是不信，拔出剑来，叫你输个心服口服！哈哈哈！”
李靖想，人都说山东人脾气可爱，可我还真受不了。别的不说，这种笑法叫人听了起鸡皮疙瘩。这口音也真难听。这话他不敢说出口来，反而赔个笑脸说：“虬先生，我可没心去争天下。我猜先生的意思是逼我入伙。我李药师最讨厌杀人，小时候读兵书，只是当小说看。你还是放我回乡去。一定不放呢，我也只好去了。话说在明里，我当个军师还凑合，上阵打仗我可不干。”
“谁逼你入伙呢？俺只是要你割下头来交给俺哪。俺弟兄十个，得了天下一人一天轮着当皇帝，得小半个月才轮得过来。随便收人可不得了，俺就是答应，弟兄们也不答应。药师兄，这可实在委屈了你。把脑袋割下来，劳您的大驾！”
李靖觉得这人简直是混蛋。为一份没到手的江山就要和别人争到打破头，真没味儿。那虬髯公见他不肯割头，就拔剑纵马过来意欲代劳。李靖急忙喝住：“慢！我一定能说服你。你根本就没理由杀我。你听着，第一，你们兄弟争天下，一定能争下来吗？为这个杀人，几乎是发昏，再者，我没招你没惹你，杀我干什么？”
“你说争不下来，俺说争得下来。这个事只能走着瞧！要说你呢，真是没招俺没惹俺，是个陌生人儿。这倒好，杀了你俺也不做噩梦。你说完了吧？俺可要宰了！”
“没说完！老虬哎，你看我老婆，多漂亮。你杀了我，她就要当寡妇。多可怜呀！”
“可也是。你媳妇儿真漂亮。不过不要紧，小寡妇不愁嫁，比黄花闺女都好打发。”
李靖气迷了心窍，大吼起来：“虬髯公！你欺我身负二十六处刀伤不能力战，杀了我我也不服！要是我健康时，你恐怕还不是我的对手！”
虬髯公手擎长剑正要割李靖的头，一听这话又把剑收回来。“李药师，你这话可说差了！你的剑术好不假，要比俺可是差了一大截儿！你不服就拔出剑来，俺和你比一比。”
“呸！我现在连杀鸡的劲都没有，怎么比？”
“这也是。可俺也不能划自己二十六刀呀？照俺说，你确实比不上俺，你死了就算了。”
“不成！虬髯公，你要是有种，就和我比一场慢剑。比招不比力，斗智不斗勇。我输了割头给你，你输了割头给我。你会斗慢剑吗？”
“什么话！俺虬髯公是成名的剑客！什么剑不会斗？下马来，俺和你斗了！”
这两人翻身下马，在地上画了两道线！相隔二丈，又画好中线，然后隔线而立。虬髯公叫红拂唱个小曲，俩人依节拍而动，红拂坐在马上，手持两把刀子相击，唱出一支歌。她先是“啊”了一阵，那声音与在床上发出的没什么两样，然后唱出歌词，却是：
你太没良心！
我是个大闺女
人已经给了你……
虬髯公一听，腿软腰麻，根本递不出招。他“腾”地跳出圈子，大喝一声：“红拂，你太不像话了！我们要性命相搏，你却唱这种歌儿！换一支！”
换了一支，更加要命。连虬髯公的铁脚骡子听了都直撒尿。虬髯公红了脸说：“小娘子，别唱这种靡靡之音。来一支激昂点儿的。会唱这歌吗：风箫箫兮易水寒，壮士一去兮不复还！”
“那是河北梆子，和马嘶一样，唱起来伤嗓子，我不唱！”
“那就唱这个。饮马长城窟，水寒伤马骨！……”
“老虬，这又是男高音的歌儿，我唱不相宜。我这嗓子是性感女中音，最适合唱软性歌曲。你那些歌儿和吆喝一样，我怎么肯唱？”
虬髯公觉得和她搅不清楚，就说：“好好，我不和你闲扯！你不必唱歌儿，打个拍子就成，好吧！”
这一回两人重新站好。红拂一击板，两人刷一声拔出剑来，剑尖齐眉朝对方一点，算做敬礼，然后就斗起来。虬髯公那柄剑就如蛟龙出海，着地卷将来，每一招都无法破解，李靖只好后退。退了五六步，他把自家剑术中更厉害的杀手全施展出来，顶住了片刻，然后又后退，一直退出线去。虬髯公喝一声：俺赢了！李靖，你居然抗了我八十多招，也算得是出色的剑士！现在割头吧？愣着干啥？说了不算吗？ "
要割头李靖可不干。他眼珠一转，又叫起来：“不公平！虬髯公，我胯上有伤，脚步不实。用外家剑术迎敌，是我的疏忽！你应该再给我一次机会。”
“别扯了。输就是输了，还要扯淡！咱们剑客，割脑袋就如理发一般，别这么不爽朗！”
“三局两胜！还有一场哩。”
虬髯公皱皱眉：“你怎么不早说！也罢，反正还早。你的剑法也真是好，俺还是真有兴趣再斗一场。这回斗内家剑是不是？”
“虬髯公，我伤了，内力有亏。你和我斗，力量不能大过我，咱们纯斗剑招，不然输了不算。”
这两个人又斗，两口剑绞在一起，一点声音也没有，只听见李靖呼呼地喘。绞了顿饭的时间，虬髯公的剑脱出来，指住李靖的咽喉。他大喝一声：
“李药师，俺看你还有啥可说！”
“当然有！我刚才头晕！”
然后他又说是五局三胜，七局四胜，九局五胜。看官诸公，古人博局赌赛，至多也就是三局两胜。五局三胜，唐时未曾有。七局四胜更为罕见，据小子考证，现今世界上只有美国NBA职业篮球决赛才取这种制度。至于九局五胜，早二年汤姆斯杯羽毛球赛才用哩，现在已经取消。所以虬髯公听了，以为李靖放赖，手擎大剑，要砍他的头，险些屈杀了好人。李靖一见躲不过，登时吓晕过去。及至醒来，脑袋还生在脖子上。虬髯公已离去，红拂还在面前侍候。此种情形，留为千古疑案。后世文人骚客，题诵不绝。咸以为风尘三侠，武功盖世，豪气干云，只可惜在名节上不大讲究。大伙儿不明说，都以为李靖从晕去到醒来，历时二小时七分半，在这段时间，他肯定当了王八。不单别人，连李靖自己都这么想。虬髯公要不得点好处，怎能不砍他的脑袋？中国人对这类事件最为严格，别说做爱啦，只消女的被人香香面孔，握握小手，男的就铁定成了王八。李卫公为人极为豁达，与红拂