Chapter 11 Discharged (2)
After repeating this twice, I drew two little ducks on the paper. My mood was more comfortable than my straw-covered feet stepping on the mud. I smelled a lost scent coming out of the crayon tip. Use it, hold it tightly in the palm of your hand, and let sweat nourish it.
At that moment, a shadow in the shape of a yew climbed onto my frame from behind.I turned my head and found Mr. Jiang standing behind me, with his extremely high and narrow forehead, and his black eyes like tar, he was looking at the duck as if searching the bottom drawer. He didn't say a word, his jaw moved from here I went there and watched for a long time.His look frustrates you because you get nothing from his face, including thoughtfulness.
Fortunately, Jiang Yuanlan's Adam's apple is now vivid, which reassures me that he is indeed not a tall gallows. I turn my head back and rest my arms on the table. "Are you an educated youth who jumped in the queue?" Jiang Yuanlan suddenly asked me in a hesitant tone.I nod. "Your hometown is also in Guangdong?" I nodded.
"Where did you come from? Beijing? Taiyuan?" Just as Jiang Yuanlan's voice fell, he suddenly heard it raining outside. Immediately, a damp and cold moisture mixed with a strong earthy smell was swept away by the wind , through the flimsy hemp paper window, enter the room.
I said heroes don't ask where they came from.
Where are your parents?
Of course I couldn't tell him about the detention of my parents. I was so deaf and dumb that I stuttered, "Where are your parents? What are they doing?" I asked him back.
"It's long gone, passed away before liberation." After that, he walked to the table, pointed to a four-foot photo under the glass plate and said, "People are so thin that there is only this little left." The photo showed two men and women with dull and tense expressions. I glanced at them sullenly, and then touched my hands that were too chapped.Teacher Jiang's parents were sitting on a fake boat with white sails like bats, and a wicker chair on the prow of the fake boat.In an instant, the knocked down wicker chair somehow turned into the knocked down Xiao Jiang Yuanlan, puff, I couldn't help laughing, the more I laughed, the more I thought about the picture of falling down on the ground, falling down The glorious image of Jiang Yuanlan, who had croaking, croaking disease, and almost died, the more he laughed, the more he felt his teeth grinning when he was thrown. Xiao Jiang Yuanlan, who was dressed in green and red envelopes and big purple envelopes, was really a lively little boy.
At first, Jiang Yuanlan felt that there must be something wrong with my sudden smirk, and he frowned, unable to do anything. Later, he became angry, and he tore a piece of "Guangming Daily" into two irritatedly, threw half of it into the furnace, and rolled up the other half In the shape of a stick, he slapped the corner of the table with it: "Hey, hey, don't forget that you are here to make up lessons." Teacher Jiang also added a sentence very displeased: "I really don't realize it."
"Unconsciously!" "Hmph, self-consciousness is not true!" I immediately protested and took advantage of this—letting my evil thoughts justifiably turn into actions.
"You didn't hold me with a gun, so I can come to you, isn't it enough to prove my self-consciousness?"
"You failed the exam again today, do you know?"
"I know."
"Aren't you shy?"
"What are you shy about? Hey, do you know the meaning of the word shame in ancient times? When a sheep grows ugly, it becomes the word shame. There is an 'ugly' under the word 'sheep'. Think about it, how beautiful it is."
"Have you read Shuowen Jiezi?"
"No."
"Then how do you know?"
"Just thinking about it."
"How good it is that you can use it on the right way of mathematics!"
"It would be better if I didn't make up lessons!" After finishing speaking, I noticed that although the blood scab on Jiang Yuanlan's right earlobe had been scrubbed off, the needle holes of millet grains were clearly visible.I pointed to Mr. Jiang's ear and said, "In our village, the fourth-grade hybrid sheep have the same holes as yours. However, there are special ear-cutting pliers for marking the grades of sheep, which are so big." He gestured with his hands, "I used to be a sheep's companion, and a hole was made on the upper and lower edges of the sheep's ears, and the blood of the sheep was flowing..."
Jiang Yuanlan closed his eyes like an old sheep that just finished eating sorghum stalks and pods, and then opened them slowly, "You hate me very much, don't you?" He asked straightforwardly. "That's right, hate as much as you want!" I answered more bluntly. "Even if you have the best white sheep grass, sand reed grass, small bran grass, and alkali grass here, I will get anorexia. I think, I just don't do it, and I just keep talking. Unexpectedly, Jiang Yuanlan actually Laughing, he looked me up and down: "Just your old man, with arms and legs as thick as cannonballs, and anorexia? "
"When did you show my arms and legs? Where did you see them? Tell you, without investigation, you have no right to speak."
Teacher Jiang tilted his head, walked back and forth in the hut loosely, turned around, and said disdainfully: "On the day when you were fishing for maggots, you were carried by your classmates in a basket with your arms and legs hanging outside. One jump!"
The toad just jumps!I cursed in my heart, grabbed a book angrily, flipped through it and threw it aside. "Make up lessons, make up lessons, can't I make up lessons?" Speaking of this, I felt that the rainwater outside the house had turned into ice water, and the biting cold air hit my face.
Teacher Jiang gained the upper hand, and the room suddenly became silent.I buried my head in the crook of my arm, and the cold tip of my nose touched the glass plate. When the polished glass plate touched the tip of my nose, it reminded me that all the transparent things in this world were acting as the bottom.A flickering arbitrariness, thinking hiding behind the imagination, makes me thrill once, fearfully: under the glass is a photo of a man and a woman in old-fashioned clothes, with a dull expression.They should really let them go away alive, find a way to embed Mr. Jiang in, and make him an amber.I think my imagination is boring, but look at it, look at it, Jiang Yuanlan put a 16-mo book in front of me, he kept silent, just like the waiter in the western restaurant of Xinqiao Hotel put a beautiful bronzing The menu was placed in front of me - the general outline of high school mathematics review, and the subtitle was "Tang Xiaoya's remedial questions and study hours".
"My eyes hurt." I said, "The eyebrows and nose are about to hurt."
"Does your hand hurt?" Teacher Jiang asked me.
I originally wanted to say that my whole body hurts everywhere, but Teacher Jiang asked with such concern and malicious intentions, "It doesn't hurt," I said very simply.
Well, Teacher Jiang picked up the piece of paper on which I drew two ducks and said, "Let's change the way of tutoring today and see what is the connection between mathematics and origami." After cutting it into a square, he pinched the paper between his thumb and forefinger, and told me that a square can be turned into four congruent right triangles. When it came to right triangles, he gave me a menacing look and his voice paused noticeably. For a moment, I knew that he still remembered the scene where I said that a triangle has three right angles, so I pretended to be stupid and reminded Mr. Jiang that sugar paper can also be cut into squares.Next, Mr. Jiang talked about rectangles, right triangles, congruent, diagonals, midpoints, inscribed, area, trapezoid, perpendicular bisector, Pythagorean theorem and some other geometric and algebraic concepts.Mathematics is indeed Beichen in Jiang Yuanlan's mind, fixed in the center of his soul, his gestures, language, and expression are all obsessed with it, naturally ignoring my thoughts like a loafer wandering around, he only looks at my hands and his hands They are all moving, follow him to fold this, fold that, he is full of ideas, so he talked about mathematics and architecture how to be best friends, he listed the calculations of Egypt, Mexico and Yucatan Pyramid, Mecca Picchu The neatness and uniformity of the pattern, the construction of the Parthenon, the ancient theater of Epidus. . . .
It was raining anyway, and I was trapped anyway, so I noticed that there were manuscript paper, calculation paper, draft paper pads, letter boxes, pens and inkstones, black and red ink bottles, paste bottles, ashtrays, pen holders, and a clock at the end of the table against the wall. , a stapler and a teapot the size of a fist, sitting with me and being tied together, I feel that there are too many things in this world that should be sighed.Mr. Jiang is full of enthusiasm, as if he walked into the teaching as if he walked into a garden of red radish, marigold, purple morning glory, white gardenia, yellow bitter gourd, blue pansy, and pink dahlia. Entering the actual combat state, the head is turning and turning, the context is clear, the organization is detailed, the eyes are radiant, the materials are extensive, and the history is quoted, the rhetoric is intertwined, and the whimsy and whimsy are flooding... He first talked about the dream last night When Mr. Goss came to the small rattling building in his hometown, drinking Kuding tea and eating chicken cakes, he praised Aristotle when he criticized Plato's theory of ideas, but he also obliterated Plato's theory of ideas. Dialectics, falling into metaphysics.Later, it was said that Bi Haoqi from South Col had lost his mind and lost his mind after memorizing the multiplication formula for a week. Jiang Yuanlan was asked to use South Col as the venue of the Cambridge International Mathematics Conference. Bi Haoqi took the initiative to ask Jiang Yuanlan, a computer scientist, why Want to know calculus?Why should numerical analysts study number theory?Why do statisticians need knowledge about homology groups?Is it normal for a PhD in pure mathematics to know nothing about analytic function theory?Jiang Yuanlan gave Bi Haoqi a copy of Hardy's "Pure Mathematics", so, in Jiang Yuanlan's dream, Bi Haoqi also entered the ranks of making up lessons...
The earthy smell in the rain is so light that it can be ignored, and I can smell the smell of Sophora japonica flowers without smelling it.Just now, when delivering the curtains to Teacher Shi Leilei, Zhuang Zhuzhong was in the room cooking noodles and laying eggs, with a solemn expression, and he didn't even lift his eyelids to look at me.Teacher Shi's smile was not quite right, as if he was practicing smiling in front of a mirror, oh, I remembered, there was a strange man sitting in the room, who seemed to be wearing white glasses, and was of medium height and thin... Teacher Ye's room Why is it so strange, the curtains are tightly closed, and where has it smelled?what smell?Lysol, no.Dichlorvos, no.Dimethoate, no.It seems to smell like plants or grasses, could it be bitter almonds, or maybe spiny beans?Nuxies?aconite?Toad?In addition, why is there a pile of ashes in front of Teacher Ye's door?
"It's not good! It's not good! I stood up suddenly, Teacher Ye committed suicide!" When I said this, it seemed that I had just come out of the death scene.
"You're distracted again."
"The valves of the heart are already separated."
"You're going to play tricks again."
"Don't you have a sixth sense?"
"What are you talking about?"
"How do you know?" Teacher Jiang was puzzled. "I went to her house just now!" After saying that, I rushed out the door......
Bang!I broke through the door, and Teacher Ye's right hand was resting on the back of his head, his left hand rested softly on his thigh, his left leg was resting on his right leg, his body was slightly tilted, his eyes were closed, and his eyelashes were thick... "Ms. Ye!" I was full of excitement. Shouted sadly: "Teacher Ye!"
Teacher Ye jumped up from the bed with a thud, my God!The goddess of spring who was sleeping stupefied suddenly turned into a crazy girl of autumn, and she and I looked at each other foolishly; I was afraid of you...!I was wronged and couldn't go on. I noticed that there was a veil next to Mrs. Ye's pillow. The teacher also rushed over: "Ms. Ye, the little boy said you committed suicide!" Teacher Jiang blurted out.
"You just committed suicide!" Teacher Ye lifted a lock of hair scattered on his forehead, and glared at Teacher Jiang angrily.
"You are so reckless, can your students not be reckless?" Teacher Ye didn't scold me, but gave Jiang Yuanlan a scolding.
The whole process takes no more than five minutes.Leaving Teacher Ye's house, I still had lingering fears. In addition, my whole body was soaked and my hair was sticking to my face. It seemed that I was the one who attempted suicide.Teacher Jiang was holding the umbrella, but he didn’t open it in a panic. He kept holding it like a rattle. His whole body was soaked more thoroughly, and his hair was braided. He taught me while sneezing: “The detective is a learned man. Created."
"That's right, the less knowledge a person has, the more amazing he is." I echoed pretending to understand.Jiang Yuanlan asked, "Are you referring to the erudite?" I said, "I mean the superficial." Teacher Jiang said, "You really dare to say it." I said, "I have nothing to say, Bo I don’t think it’s good to learn, or to study hard, but I think it’s better not to study!” Teacher Jiang said, “Where did you come up with so many fallacies.” I blurted out, “I was forced by you.” Teacher Jiang was startled: "What? I forced you?" Everyone is forcing me!I sighed in my heart, but said on my mouth: "A teacher can't care about students, especially girls, especially small fellows." Teacher Jiang said: "You have learned all the tricks of rural women. You want me to open the Internet. On the one hand, let me tell you, there is no way!" "There is no way to jump out of the window!" I suggested to Teacher Jiang.
Then, when I grinningly proposed to go back and change my clothes, my feet were still stomping in the puddles, and I used my toes to move the circle.Teacher Jiang believed that I had planned it for a long time and discovered my smug behavior.He took great pains to find out the reason to make things difficult for me: as long as you finish the two questions on the table, of course you can.Just as I was about to protest, Teacher Xiao Cheng and Teacher Wei, who were holding an oil-paper umbrella together, walked up to me.Mr. Wei's naturally loud voice: "Hey, brother Jiang, tears have no size, and the sky is raining. You are really cheering for God!"
"Hey, isn't that the little boy?" Teacher Xiao Cheng said excitedly.Teacher Jiang frowned, and sent me away inexplicably.I pretended not to hear, and was so angry that Mr. Jiang wiped the rainwater from his face one by one, and asked, "I told you to go, why don't you go?"
"What made your ears pierced?" My voice was louder than the rain.
"Awl." Mr. Jiang told me calmly, gesturing for length with his hands.
After being teased by Jiang Yuanlan, Fang Ming was unhappy for three days. On the fourth day, he happily presented a report on "Implementation Plan for All Teachers' Physical Training Plan" to Principal Jia with a smile on his face.Principal Jia signed the report: Please ask Vice President Xiang Ming to be responsible for the specific implementation.
The first person Fang Ming wanted to find was Jiang Yuanlan.Today, his sportswear and sneakers are also whitewashed with yam powder, and painted over with white chalk.After Fang Fangming went to Jiang Yuanlan's house and made a fuss, he came to the mathematics teaching and research room and arrested Jiang Yuanlan.At that moment, Jiang Yuanlan was asking me why I did five wrong questions.
Fang Xiangming came up and said: "Brother Jiang, brother Jiang", I am really worried about your delicate arm, the animal still doesn't forget to walk after taking off the harness, you really should adjust it, write, count, and endless, To exercise, to exercise.I think it's very suitable for you to practice dumbbells. Dumbbells can make your arms thick and strong, and your arms are as hard as iron. You go to the main hall to get a dumbbell first. I will check it when all the teachers are training tomorrow morning!If you act obediently and disobey, you can see how I will deal with you. "
The next morning, 70 or 80 teachers in the whole school were called to the playground by the loudspeaker of emergency announcements over and over again.Teacher Jiang was wearing strange clothes with a wide sack, sack color, and sack-like shape. Afterwards, Teacher Shi, who knew how to do it, said that the fabric was made of high-quality mulberry silk.Mr. Jiang put his hands under his clothes, pushing him like an invisible car, with a firm expression and a solemn face.Fang Xiangming ran up to Mr. Jiang, pointing to the secret hidden in his clothes, and asked, "Have you brought the dumbbells?" , Blowing a beeping white whistle, he stood on the temporarily sawed-off tabletop as a podium, and first led all the teachers in the school to recite Quotations from Chairman Mao: Develop sports and strengthen the people's physique.Then it was announced that the physical training of Xicheng Middle School teachers and the project to refute the sick man of East Asia had officially started.
Mr. Jiang held a golden and fragrant fried dough stick in each of his left and right hands and stretched out from the sack. He was earnestly doing chest expansion exercises, with his arms stretched straight and flat, but the smell of the dumbbells in his hands was wafting. , "Try it, try it!" He hurriedly greeted Teacher Wei, Teacher Hao and Director Liu.
Not to mention how unique the sports equipment Mr. Jiang chose is, not to mention that Mr. Wei eats fried dough sticks in the same way as a calf suckling milk.Teacher Jiang's idea of using deep-fried dough sticks as dumbbells made all the teachers lean forward and back together, laughing like a pot of porridge.
With a pale face and pale eyes, Fang Xiangming ordered Mr. Cheng to confiscate Jiang Yuanlan's "dumbbells".The remaining little "dumbbells" were confiscated by Teacher Xiao Cheng, but they were not received in Teacher Xiao Cheng's stomach. According to his words, it doesn't make sense not to eat deep-fried dough sticks.Teacher Wei made a hammer ball out of three egg-sized yam eggs, and said to Xiang Ming with his arms swaying, "Chairman Mao has long said that we should adapt measures to local conditions."
Jiang Yuanlan put a pair of oily hands on Xiangming Ming's clothes as if it was his own, and he said to Xiangming Ming with a sincere attitude: "I told you that Descartes said that only chickens do morning exercises, and only coelenterates Only after taking part in morning exercises. Generally speaking, geniuses and great men sleep carefully, rooted in Qianjia, and have always advocated seeking the perfect unity of sleep and dreams on the basis of fully exhausting thoughts and minds rather than tossing and turning. Confucius said that "the best is not as good as Those who are happy" refer to those who sleep late, sleep late, and stay up all day long."
"Heretics!" Fang Xiangming said angrily, "If you don't exercise, if you don't exercise, we will hold a meeting on the spot to criticize Jiang Yuanlan, and Homer Wei is among them."
Mr. Chen Danjuan, director of the Physical Education Department, is one of the 550,000 rightists in the country. He has beautiful curly hair. It is said that he is also the center of the basketball team of the Beijing Institute of Physical Education. He has the title of athlete and is a member of the Beijing Bridge Association. Books, there are old ladies but no wives.Fang Fangming pulled Chen Danjuan aside and muttered for three to five minutes. During this time, Teacher Xiao Cheng was busy giving Jiang and Wei two eye drops: "What kind of attitude do you have for morning exercises? Chairman Mao is pointing out that the world While the danger of the Great War still exists, the people of the whole country must strengthen their physical fitness to prepare for war. One of you uses fried dough sticks as a dumbbell, and the other uses a yam egg as a hammer ball, so worry about pulling it out and killing you.”
As soon as Teacher Xiao Cheng finished speaking, Xiang Ming clapped his hands and called the teachers to sit in a circle in front of the sandpit.The teachers walked in twos and threes, talking and laughing as much as possible, and walked towards the sandpit on the south side of the playground. "Hurry up, hurry up!" Xiang Fangming urged, running in small steps, pushing with his right hand.
"Are you going to play the game of throwing the handkerchief?" Zhuang Zhuang pretended to be stupid and asked Xiang Xiangming.Fang Xiangming said: "Do you want to be active too?" Zhuang Zhuang heard the fire again, "How can I be active? I am enough to be presentable! I am a master student from the Department of Electronics of Tsinghua University, and I come to Xicheng Middle School to teach bullshit recitation class, which is not active enough. Do you?" "Don't cry with me, and go to Chairman Mao of the Party Central Committee if you don't accept it!" Fang Xiangming seemed to smell something, looked at Teacher Shi who was walking in front, and said, "Look at Teacher Shi, look at him!"
The sandpit is close to the city wall. It's not that the willows are throwing green and sending green and spewing out cool shade, but the city wall is shading the sun and the heat is high. Everyone feels refreshed when they sit down, which is better than standing guarding the scorching sun. Jiang and Wei Zuoyi.Teacher Hao also broke a willow branch and gave it to Wei Homer, saying, "Jie Dao's playground is as quiet as training, and Xie Yihui takes a nap in the sandpit." Neck, asked: "Who will buy one Yuan Datou? Two Ming Wanli copper coins, who will buy it?"
Xiang Ming asked Director Liu to speak first.Director Liu said: "Jiang Yuanlan belongs to the Mathematics Teaching and Research Section, Wei Homer belongs to the Chinese Teaching and Research Section, and the director of the Chinese Teaching and Research Section has always been the teaching director Zhang Juhua. If the procedure is followed, it is better for Director Zhang Juhua to speak first." To set the tone, there is no unified criticism by Director Zhang, and the separate criticism is not formal and prudent."
"Where's Director Zhang Juhua?" Xiang Fangming asked, clapping his palms.
The wife of the station master is equivalent to the wife of the Pope in Xicheng and even Yanbei area. She lives outside Yingxuan Gate, next to Baideng River in the military station. It goes without saying that she doesn't play with you at all.A group of people sat sullenly, and the more they thought about it, the more they understood. It is true that people are better than people, and they are better than dead people, so they shot Jiang Yuanlan with all kinds of complicated factors.
For a while, there were cicadas chanting and crows, and vulgar coughing and farting.Facing the quiet world and the good times in the world in the clouds, Jiang Yuanlan's thoughts happily went alone, and he went to the metaphysical Fermat's last theorem with familiarity.He has been suffering for the past two days to enjoy the mathematician's dreamy feeling, savoring the "melancholic experience" revealed by the American mathematician Gardy, who noticed that pure mathematics is once again concerned with research (structure rather than attention to the structure given to these structures. The (object, platitude is quite serious. Many problems in mathematics can be formulated as: classify a given type of structure into isomorphism. The best answer to this question is that in each isomorphism class, for This structure gives explicit descriptions: for example, for commutative groups with implicit generation, for topological spaces we replace homeomorphisms with homotopy equivalence, for finite groups we use Jordan-Hlder ) simple quotient groups instead of isomorphisms, the situation already leads to the problem of classifying the subcategory of finite groups, which contains only simple groups... When he thereby understood why Riemann took the known genus of algebraic curves Isomorphic classes are regarded as depending on some complex parameters, which are called "moduli" to other fields, such as mappings, vector fields, differential structures, or isomorphic classes consisting of such objects" Organization" into topological spaces, groups, etc. He is thinking about the classification problem, (inventing structure is also another source of great progress. And how can he use this source to make breakthroughs on the basis of inventing functors, Solving his own class research. Jiang Yuanlan closed his eyes when he was dreaming, and muttered something in his mouth, his shoulders were flat, and his hands were naturally drooping. Fang Fangming mistakenly thought that Jiang Yuanlan was repentant, and he immediately said earnestly: "You have a deep understanding of the wrong attitude. Yes, thoroughly, I will consider the matter of pardon for you."
Mr. Jing Jing is making a fool of himself these days. On a whim, he filled the main song of Chaliabin's favorite opera "Pauli Sihano Duofu" with a Chinese nursery rhyme: Moonlight, Stars are Cool, Neighbor Where does Erdan go?Where is the pig holding firewood, the dog lighting the fire, the goose pulling the bellows, the cat steaming rice, the rooster picks vegetables and sings to his elder brother, the monkey sits by the well carrying water, the snake bites his buttocks and touches them, the fox sweeps the floor and invites guests in, the tiger serves tea and wipes the table , The hedgehog brought the meat buns, Erdan smiled when he saw it, climbed up the table and grabbed the buns, sat down on the leopard when he was full, sat on the hill with Erdan in his mouth, put it on a rock and swallowed it... He knew he couldn't make it well. Well, the joy of singing is very weak, and the singing is full of yawns.He almost missed the morning exercise this morning. He hated the main subject teacher very much. In the campus, the main subject teachers were very proud of each other, especially Jiang Yuanlan. He was almost exactly the same as Churchill because he was British.He was very happy to criticize Jiang Yuanlan.
Teacher Jiang stood up, gestured to invite everyone to be quiet, and said in a slightly hoarse voice: "Comrades, in an era that favors far-fetched ideas, mathematicians are responsible for some kind of intellectual scandal in a typical way, and it is also possible That is to say the certainty and pride of his own intellectual dangers. Not to mention the reason why the mathematician regards everything other than mathematics as irrelevant, and not to say that the life of a mathematician does not contain some of the most interesting aspects of human existence. , the sharpest and most basic adventure, I did exercise this morning, and I assured Chairman Mao that not only did I do a deep breathing exercise this morning, but I also did my mental push-ups in public——I completed the " The outline part of Riemannian Geometry. Finally, I want to say something to the direction: You should give me rice again, not 36 catties, but 72, which is a multiple of 36.”
"What, I still need rice, dare to poop like a sheep, it's not over!" Fang Xiangming jumped up like a frog.
"I remind Brother Fang with a kind heart: 72 is still an imaginary number. Can you read the seventy-two earth spirits of the heroes of Zhongliang Mountain? That is not the mantissa of thirty-six Tiangang."
Fang Fangming was annoyed that Huahu couldn't become an anti-dog, and was tricked by Jiang Yuanlan's brain, so he took his anger on Teacher Wei.He said: "What Albania said is not only inexplicable, but also unreasonable. It smells harder than the stones in the latrine. I hope Wei Homer can draw a line with Jiang Yuanlan and analyze your own problems deeply. A person's body You have always been able to use your arms, and your arms have always been able to use your fingers. There is no reason for your fingers to obey orders. But it is a problem for you to use three yam eggs as a hammer ball, very problematic.”
"In 1917, when Chairman Mao was 23 years old, he published "Research on Physical Education" in the second volume of the third volume of "New Youth". This article was published on April 1 of that year. I am serious I have really read it. I agree with Chairman Mao’s idea that cultural people should have the physical strength of illiterate people in the countryside.” Wei Homer’s opening remarks pulled out a real banner, bluffing others, especially Fang Ming. stunned.
"Then why didn't you implement it seriously?" Xiang Ming's accusation even seemed pedantic.
"As you all know, there is an omnipresent majesty in our house. I dare not say a word to my wife, like the spokes of a car to the hub, and I obey the respect-my wife honestly. It is obvious to all that I have been living In the dire straits of the murderous woman and the fierce woman, the sports equipment hammer that the local method is mounted on is actually my breakfast. The shrew and murderous woman at home give three yam eggs every single day, and two every two days. Vice President Xiang Ming’s suggestion is in my opinion. The family keeps talking, but the Lion Roaring in the River East has no choice but to bring flesh and blood, twenty-seven catties of coarse grains, and one tael to five cooking oil to save his life. Hell, go to hell and exercise. I was just about to argue, but my wife's fists are like pig iron Damn, beat me around the table, I quickly said that I just want to drink water, not eat. After that, guess what my family Sun Erniang ordered me to do every night, play chess. Whenever she bullies me, I feel comfortable , then play chess with me, army chess, checkers, traveling chess, recreation chess, chess plus wolf-sheep chess. My task is to lose three games in a row. After the loss, she puts her hands on her hips for interrogation: How do you and I win or lose? I said I never won the first game, you never lost the second game, and I begged for a draw in the third game, but you refused, that’s all. My respectable wife pinched my ears and asked: Can I win in this life? I will definitely answer I don’t have to worry about losing in the next life. When I was studying, I knew that Li Taibai was the sage of wine, and Cai Wenji’s Shuxian was in the hands of the spring breeze, obliterating the old moon, exhaling for the ages and nine origins. I explore, and you all help me to calculate. The contract of yin and yang? Why don't the president and the ambassador come out and tell a mystery, so as to save my life and my aunt's life, but then again, she is a stranger in a foreign land, no matter how much she bullies her I am also better than no one bullying me. Maybe, we men are born to be bullied. Maybe, intellectuals are soft-hearted. I don’t want her to bully me and get sick. I'm dead."
Previously, although the news about Mr. Wei's henpecking was well-known, it was suspected of "spreading rumors", and anyone who was imprisoned in Tongque Terrace was discussed.Homer Wei made a big fuss today, and all the teachers just listened to it, thinking that Mr. Wei's life purpose is firstly to regard his wife as a danger in Huashan, and secondly, to have someone who is not afraid of death and dare to climb, so he should be considered a perfect match.Three or two female teachers also chattered and said that they were going to worship Mrs. Wei as their teacher, learn advanced experience, and want to break their man's fancy intestines.
Thinking that Wei Homer only had three small yam eggs for breakfast, and there was no guarantee, Fang Xiangming suddenly felt sympathetic, and called on everyone to speak out, how to do morning exercises?
"If I am not tired of food and grass, I can practice as I like."
"Fragrant attracts guests from the Phoenix Pond, and taste attracts people from the dragon and tiger list. Don't expect Taiyuan's famous siu mai restaurant to open in this playground, as long as you give me a bowl of mutton oil fried noodles, I will practice if others don't."
"Last night I dreamed that I opened a gluttonous cake noodle shop, Jin-style Tijiang mooncakes, Taigu cakes, Wenxi boiled cakes, lace mooncakes, Liu Fangbo mooncakes, Xiaomeiren mooncakes, Hehuan mooncakes, Jinyang Yiwo shortcakes , Push steamed cakes, Jinzhong scar cakes, Xinzhou tile crisp cakes, Jiexiu Guan stuffed sugar cakes, Guo Dulin moon cakes, etc., are launched on a monthly basis, and one is sold in January, each of which will relieve the gluttony. One day, my reputation in mathematics can be When eating, I first paste a couplet on the wall: the cake is like a jade rabbit lying on a plate, and the noodles are like a whitebait swimming in a bowl, with a horizontal inscription: enough to eat and drink. Then, I vowed never to teach again, I will serve While eating braised noodles the size of a washbasin, I visited the noodle-pressing workshop where the snow was falling on the bottom of the basket, and the desks were full of threads. I also sent Xiaoer to fetch me two taels of sorghum to burn, and a few cloves of pickled sugar and garlic..."
"Hey, I have the same heart and the same greed, so why not I! Last night I dreamed that Director Guo became the manager of the spring pancake shop. He asked me to remove the hair of the bird's nest, the mud of the sea cucumber, the sand of the shark's fin, and the deer. Remove the smell from the sinews, remove the dirt from the bear's paws, then simmer in a pot, throw in mushrooms, winter bamboo shoots, wax gourd, lily, sword beans, dried shrimps, fungus, and crab powder. Director Guo ordered me lard, onion, leek, fennel, cinnamon, fresh Some garlic, choose a large bowl like a crock, and scoop it up. Just as I am sweating and dripping from eating, the mouth is delicious and delicious. It is served with a dozen white steamed buns that are as thin as snow and have a silvery surface. Shouting three cups and everything, when I was satisfied with all my worries, I was very unfortunate to be woken up by my wife, and she urged me to do morning exercises angrily, morning exercises."
Guarding a group of teachers who were reincarnated from hungry ghosts, Fang Xiangming thought of the empty rice bags and flour bags at home.Thinking of how close you are to a wild man, how far you are from the shyness when you first entered the door, how far away is the gentle and gentle wife.A few days ago, he pointed out the big green bag on his head to his wife, she squinted her eyes and stared at him with a dull expression; he saw the wind of freedom and liberation blowing around her; her hair was oily, and she wore dark blue trousers The line of the trousers is straight, black leather shoes with T-belts and black stockings, and the jacket is a pea-green Derome, with five green-almond-colored plexiglass buttons polished like shells, shining brightly. She bowed slightly and leaned on his shoulder , Said in a serious tone that she was going out of the mouth, and the man who seduced her was a lock blower from Xicheng, and he gave her a bag of walnuts, dates, and persimmons!After that, she lightly touched the big bag on his head and said, "It's not in the way, it's not in the way." At that time, he only felt that her posture was awkward and her mouth was so hard.Until this morning when he got up, he found that the kang was half cold, the quilt was messed up, the pillow was slanted, his wife had gone away, half falsely gone away, half falsely half true, and the half false person was gone. He turned his head to the door, almost out of fear , the wife suddenly appeared worried and noticed a palm-wide sunlight coming in through the half-hidden door, and the sunlight was peeping at his appearance.Fang Fangming quickly touched the heels of his shoes, saluted Kong Kang, and even rushed to the school in a little panic, he didn't notice a row of sparrows standing on the wires blinking happily at him...
Just as the teachers were speaking enthusiastically, a military jeep drove into the playground, and the dust rolled up by the wheels chased the car and chased the dust. In an instant, the feeling of dust solidification occurred.
Four men in military uniforms jumped out of the car, one old and three young, two dark complexions walked in front, two pale complexions walked behind, and the faces of all the teachers turned pale.
After the teachers stood up slowly and hesitantly, only Jiang Yuanlan slapped the dirt on his buttocks. After a few slaps, he seemed to be hesitant to go up to him, because he knew the license plate number of the jeep.He looked back at Wei Homer and Teacher Xiao Cheng with extremely stern eyes. Teacher Xiao Cheng came up first and held hands with each other. Wei Homer also put his hands on it. For a moment, the three of them were almost powerless in tacit understanding He let go of his hand without a sound, and the eyes of the three people were all encouraging and shot over. Teacher Jiang deliberately tied his shoelaces slowly, trying to cheer himself up, while making up his mind not to look back. , walking forward with all hands and feet.
...I brought Ding Dingbao, Chen Pishi, and Kant together, and I was busy looking for cicada pupae on willows and poplars, or offering them to Jiang Yuanlan after soaking them in water or frying them. This is the task Jiang Yuanlan assigned me. The task is full of enthusiasm, and what I like to complete most is all tasks other than making up lessons, including the task of finding cicada pupae.Because I was condescending, I saw that Jiang Yuanlan walked like a leaning tower, and if he didn't walk like a leaning tower, he was about to fall anyway.As soon as my heart twitched, Chi Liu slid down from the big poplar tree on the first floor. I didn't care about my shoes, and got stuck in the road, watching the dust split and the military vehicles coming.
Teacher Jiang, who was wearing a sack, got out of the car and waved to me. When I approached him quickly, the morning fog was receding, and a strong northeast wind blew past, revealing a blue sky. "I'll cover you, you run!" I said flatly. "Shhhhhh——" He put his index finger in front of his mouth to stop me, his expression seemed as calm as Archimedes counting sand.I noticed that his eyes were bloodshot, and he asked me where I was going after the holiday with a determined expression. I said I was going back to Beijing, and I hadn't been back in three years.He looked at me with an incomprehensible expression for a moment, then returned to the front of the car, and whispered a few words to the driver, and he still used his method——the same way to express his clear intentions to the other party.
The other party agreed, he waved to me, and we went to his house together.
I stood outside his house waiting for him.不知哪位老师的家属领着一位膝盖磕破了的小孩从我面前哭哭啼啼地走过，一位到各家来接取米泔水的老头子佯装没看见我，拎着个桶，走着S形路线离去时，有两只蜜蜂站在他的左耳朵上嗡嗡打架。
江老师换了衣服出来，我注意到他的头发梳过了。他递给我30元钱，五斤全国通用粮票和印着一架惨白飞机的旅行包。“到北京买点饼干糖果，要高级的！装好，别丢了。”说罢，他转身锁门，喀啷喀啷的响声似乎比平时延长了好几倍。我始料不及地看着他直插过前一排房，一只脚刚迈进车，车子就起动了。