Chapter 10 Discharged (1)

A crippled ass hole and a wicked way to die in vain aroused the suspicion of teachers and school leaders.Principal Jia said: "If it's a little boy who dies, is it easy to understand? An ignorant guy, holding a tin pot and drinking leftover wine, his death is logical, but a master's degree in the Department of Chemistry of Peking University, it is a pity to die like this , a bit ridiculous, a bit suspicious, don’t you just know this common sense?” Vice-principal Xiang Ming disagreed with Principal Jia’s point of view of “accidental death”, he believed that a person who engages in chemistry is undoubtedly proficient in death science, The fact that the white man died easily and successfully proved that the white man was suicide. 

Bai Bai's corpse was placed in the abandoned kiln in the scene, accompanied by strings of bright red vole tails.Before the sheep epidemic in South Col, there was also plague, and the ground squirrels gathered in the village, making it impossible for anyone to get down.A bucket of water can feed three generations of voles, and a hundred rat tails is a worker. The scorekeepers of each team painted a bunch of rat tails with red paint not to ward off evil spirits, but to give to the county epidemic prevention station. Of course , I also saw scallion green rat tails and pink rat tails, but that was in our village. 

Fang Xiangming's suggestion that suicide was a vain death, not only did not arouse the surprise of everyone present, but also gave everyone a topic to talk about freely - my view on suicide.Xiong Xixi, who teaches geography, said: "Suicides occur in areas with northern latitudes, such as England, southern Belgium, northern France, northern Germany, etc. Xicheng is located at 113 north latitude, 40 east longitude, and the lukewarm beautiful season commits suicide. I like to die in the most difficult time of life, and there are far more suicides in spring than in autumn, even though spring is colder.” Teacher Shi Leilei, who teaches politics, holds a double degree, and her research on sociology is very good.She said: "Suicide has always protected the rights of those who would rather die than live. Suicide is simply an exaggerated form of everyday life. It offers a potential way out for all. It is called the ransom money of civilization, civilization." Development and suicide go hand in hand, making suicide a close relative of real moral behavior, and suicide behavior is nothing more than taking moral behavior too far." Teacher Xiao Cheng said: "I have always paid extensive attention to the phenomenon of suicide in the army. No matter which country or which army you are in, the ones with the highest suicide coefficient are elite troops. For example, the Alderian army, known as the school of military virtues, has 570 suicides per million people, while the French army has only 280. The army is The hotbed of suicide, as soon as there is a turmoil, the suicide trend will spread immediately, like a lit gunpowder thread, spreading among those who are ready to commit suicide at any time. Realistic form of expression, in an environment where altruism prevails, people are always ready to give up their lives.” Teacher Hao Laibao said: “Industry, finance, and immigration can all increase the suicide rate, but I think the widowhood crisis will It has a great impact on the survivors, making him (she) unable to adapt to the changed life, and thus unable to resist the temptation of suicide. The white wife Jin Qishen committed suicide by throwing herself into a well after coming to Xicheng for a week. The cause of death is still unknown. All of you have eaten the chestnut yangkan, miscellaneous candies, fruit skins and preserved fruits in our hands that God Jin Qi stuffed in our hands. You have all praised God Jin Qi’s two deep and round dimples, and you all praise being white is a good fortune. Now, For nothing, Epicurean death is beyond the pursuit of the world, and let us mayfly morning dew be even more ashamed of his excellence. The right to live logically includes the right to die, so I advise Everyone sitting here think about the problem from a different angle, take a step back and say, even if you die in vain by suicide, isn’t it much better than killing by force and bloodshed?”

Jiang Yuanlan had been holding the small book that Director Guo gave him before, and was doing his own knowledge fluently, which was simply lost and regained knowledge.His indifference and silence were familiar and recognized by his colleagues. He did not speak because the stone statues did not speak. Director Guo, who attended the meeting, saw that everyone could make irresponsible remarks, so he asked Jiang Yuanlan to say a few words by name. "The speaker is not guilty, just say a few words." Director Zhang Juhua urged. "Hey, what about you?" Teacher Wei Homer poked Jiang Yuanlan again, and Jiang Yuanlan finally came to his senses. 

The silence of the venue made Jiang Yuanlan's breathing more and more heavy due to nervousness and timidity. Jiang Yuanlan raised his eyes for help, and found that everyone's eyes were the same as his, and even more so.He shook off the hot cigarette butt, and said in a tone that had nothing to do with him: "Not long after school started, I went to Mr. Bai's house to exchange rice. I gave him ten catties of cornmeal, and he gave me ten catties of rice, on the condition that I bring the national common grain. I gave him ten catties in exchange for the tickets, and he gave me ten catties of food stamps from Shanxi Province for this month. When I went to his house, he picked out good shoes from a box of rotten shoes, and he asked me to help him identify them. I shook my head and refused to identify it. Now that I think about it, I’m sorry. Mr. Bai has a habit of patting the corner of the table when he is depressed. He patted the corner of the table thinner by more than one centimeter. I advised him not to practice iron sand palms. The box of rotten shoes said: "He is reluctant to kick his shoes." Mr. Bai asked me that time: "Which hand do you hold the lesson plans in class?" I said the right hand. Not long ago, he bought a pair of white line gloves for I have one right hand. He asked me for 15 cents and said 30 cents for a pair of gloves. I put it in my trouser pocket, and walked in front of me with air, and walked over with even more air. He said: "I am going to bigu, I have learned to eat the wind and absorb the dew. If I can eat the wind and absorb the dew, I can lift it lightly and live forever. Be a happy living god.' I said, since you are going to live without food, why don't you return the ten catties of corn to me so that I can exchange it for rice. Now," Jiang Yuanlan sighed at this point, speaking slowly It came down: "Mr. Bai has completely gone to the valley. He rinses his mouth with the sun, washes his feet with the moon, uses the soil as a bed, and uses the years as a dream. None of us are Mr. Bai's opponents."

"I also agree with Jiang Yuanlan's point of view!" Wei Homer, who was wearing a heavy formal coat, said next, "At this moment, Jiang Yuanlan respectfully calls Mr. Bai Bai, and I feel deeply. One day, I and He was walking along the city wall. Suddenly, a piece of yellow rain poured down on his head. I wiped my face and looked up, and saw a group of stubborn students peeing at us with their dicks. "Who throws juice?" Brother Bai asked softly, frightening the students. I think that the phenomenon of students bullying teachers has disappeared in schools since then, which is not unrelated to the special education of white people. When gentleness reaches the extreme, it becomes the most deterrent weapon. Who throws juice? How gentle! Now, through the memory of the deceased, we are For the vanity of grief? Or for sympathy? In fact, our language not only fails to comfort the dead, but also aggravates the misfortune of the dead. If we are not afraid of death, why should we make irresponsible remarks?”

Wei Homer had a rich expression at the end of his speech, which made the atmosphere of the venue lively. Some people said that they always carried a fountain pen, a toothbrush, and a box of matches with them, and they had full thoughts about emergencies. Prepare.Some so-called leisure chapters have half a drawer, although there are also radish chapters and yam egg chapters, but among them are "students are full, the world is reversed", "clothes are neat", "big wings hang down to the sky for 40,000 miles, and long pine pulls up the ground for 3,000 years" "" Half a scholar, half a bum," "Magrisi Huan" and so on, his approach is very artificial.Director Guo asked: What do you mean by Ma Gelisi?Everyone, look at me, and I look at you. In the end, Wei Homer broke the question and said that the return of Magrisi means the return of the shroud of horse leather. "How do you know?" Xiang Ming asked alertly. "Don't you understand the common sense of homonyms of Chinese characters?" Wei Homer sneered. "I understand, I understand even more that someone who comes home is a veritable doormat, kneeling on the edge of the bed, reciting family law with a urinal on his head, unable to eat a female tongue for three years, and wiping old guns with his hands for five years!"

"It's outrageous!" "It's outrageous!" The female teachers immediately protested, saying: "Xiang Fangming is extremely boring. Wei Homer smiled without getting angry, and said: "Fang Fangming, Xiang Ming, your mother really gave me a lesson. You have a good name!The fierce woman is undefeated. The first is that the fierce woman loves the man. The second is that the woman who roars in the east of the river does not give the man a cuckold. The third is that you go home and ask your wife to wear a green felt hat in winter and a green summer hat in summer I will wear a green straw hat for you in autumn, and a green leather hat for you in spring. You are a green-haired bastard, a bastard with green hair, heaven and earth will punish you, and women will rebel. Erenhot, which is outside the exit, is waiting to go abroad now! "

Fang Fangming scolded Wei Homer as gray skin, and raised his fist to beat him, but was stopped by Zhang Juhua.She was very fragrant, and said with a respectful expression: "The bright moon floats on the small river, and there is a taste in the world is secret love. Whoever can commit a style problem will take advantage of it." Zhang Juhua is the wife of the station chief of the military station. Her private life It is a military restricted zone, and her remarks reminded the teachers of her famous love poem "Deep Oath"... Director Guo, who attended the meeting, looked darker than the dark color on the peak of Fengren Mountain in the distance. He said: "Everyone sitting here can be a mother-in-law, not a mother-in-law. You can write a thousand words, but you can't leave a thousand miles away. Today's meeting It is to discuss the nature of Bai Baibai's death. For example: Bai Baibai can't come to South Col, do you have any wine?" "Impossible!" Zhang Juhua, who spoke first, said very simply: "His life is extremely difficult, and his father is paralyzed on the bed Not to mention, there is also a crazy second aunt, crazy aunt to raise." "For example: if you are white, you can't come to South Col, you can't go to a barefoot doctor by Bi Haoqi, you don't mingle with poor and lower-middle peasants, eat fried beans and drink together, Can you die violently in another country?" Principal Jia shook his head, and all the people present also shook their heads.Director Guo said: "May I ask, has Bai Bai ever made any anti-Party or anti-socialist remarks?" Mr. Zhuang said that Bai Bai's favorite poem is: "Why are my eyes always full of tears? He loves the city deeply." Teacher Hao said: "Bai Baibai has a strong interest in the history of ancient alchemy and alchemy. He said that alchemy has been popular in China for two thousand years. During Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, he could boil mud into gold and condense lead into silver. , water refining eight stones, I also want to create a new type of "philosopher's stone" that can cleanse the tendons and cut the marrow, and live as long as the heavens in the new era of socialism, and dedicate it to Chairman Mao." "Oh, yes," said Mr. Hao without tolerance After finishing speaking, Teacher Ye added: "Mr. Bai said that his four favorite words in his life are "touch stone into gold". When he buried a dead sheep together yesterday evening, he also said that chemistry accounted for 20% of the world's patented inventions. Come up with something famous." "That's right," Teacher Zhang Hongmei, who teaches chemistry, also took the lead and said: "Mr. Bai got a tripod 'Dafeng Furnace' from the Han Dynasty tomb in Yinniugou, saying that this thing is rich and honorable. Danding, who helps people and goods, will be sent to the Xicheng Cultural Bureau after he fulfills his wish of turning stones into gold." In addition, Zhang Hongmei's eyes were red, and she said: "The old problem of white stomach ulcers has recurred. Yes, before coming to South Col, fecal occult blood has been four plus.” Zhang Hongmei also said: “Bai Bai has been drinking heavily since his wife died, but he is sober and strong-willed.”

"Could it be suicide?" Director Guo spread his hands and asked everyone with a flushed face, and everyone said, "No." "Then, did Bai Bai die in the line of duty?" Everyone present understood and said in unison: "Yes!" One hundred percent yes!  Director Guo and Principal Jia exchanged glances, announcing that Comrade Bai unfortunately died in the line of duty.At the same time, it is pointed out that we should learn from whiteness and live carefully.The first person to applaud was Shi Leilei, and everyone burst into tears as they applauded—at this time, the Party branch of Nan’ao Village and the Party Committee of Nan’ao Commune also sent people to express a sad expression on a picture of “Being a Shanggong, The pennant "Death is your God" was sent to Principal Jia, and a dark-faced man surnamed Lu who claimed to be the deputy secretary of the Nan'ao Commune Party Committee said, "Please, gentlemen, take the dolls back to school quickly. I have suffered a lot, I didn’t eat a hard meat dish, I didn’t see a piece of yellow rice cake, I heard that some teachers ate sheep dung eggs as black dates, sheep are not good, if people are sudden, it will hurt the ancestors It's a big deal, how can the little Nan'ao take care of so many nobles." 

—— "Jingzier radish (Xicheng refers to Xinmei radish.) Goodbye!" When Principal Jia led the school team back to Xicheng, all the men, women and children in the South Col said goodbye in unison: "Goodbye Jingzier radish!" Seeing Teacher Xiaocheng and me sitting on a cart with wooden wheels and iron tiles, and even Director Guo and Principal Jia on foot, Wei Fengyan chased the wheel of the cart angrily and said: "Sitting on the cart, fate is Just!" I was silent, and Wei Fengyan's temper was aroused, and she said, "Little scorpion, when did you switch your face and buttocks? You are shameless!" Fat dragged fat to walk with difficulty, thought for a while, and continued to be silent.  There is a past life before the past life, and a future life after the future life, you can choose whatever you want!Wei Fengyan's chattering nagging was like a "forked street light" bothering me, so I jumped out of the car, not to mention the painful shock of the wound, and the beads of sweat were colder than the mercury beads.After Wei Fengyan climbed into the car like a bear, she smiled at Teacher Xiaocheng, who smiled smirk at me. I looked forward and back, and the team in the yellow dust was sluggish and soft, and everyone had gray eyebrows. With a dirty face, she didn't dare to tell the truth, but Wei Fengyan's chubby hands with fleshy dimples didn't let go, and opened the thin wool felt covering the white corpse, and saw the white lead gray dead face—"Ah! "Wei Fengyan screamed and rolled out of the car, running away like a dancer.  The idea of ​​assigning me to escort the hearse was suggested by Jiang Yuanlan. He said that I have an inherently superior logical relationship with the dead.  Idiots who ask three questions are all atheists. My self-mockery made Teacher Xiaocheng unconsciously form an analogy with me; A very precious military postcard that has been kept for more than ten years is placed on Bai Bai’s armpit as a trademark; there are stamps of three fish carrying guns on the tan military postcard, and there is a red one standing on the mouth of the gun barrel. Illustration of a footed falcon.At first, I thought it was a card, "When the revolution becomes parliamentary, it will be nonsense whether there is war or not!" Teacher Xiao Cheng sighed and asked me if I could smell the smell of the dead body. The smell of salt fire and fuze.I said can I smell it?The other party punched me, and I understood what was gnawing at each other's hearts.  "There are scouts in foreign countries, and cadavers in China. I'll do it, I have yours!" When Teacher Xiao Cheng praised me as if Milan was blooming in the skull, there were gray clouds shining high in the sky, as if on the bed. A layer of golden sheepskin.My eyes followed a returning horse eagle across the lush meadow with sedges, burnets, purple flowers, thorn beans, and wild chrysanthemums beside the ancient river, and I said: "My wound is bleeding again. Come out, I feel uncomfortably hot."  I have developed sepsis.Before I fell into a coma, I delusionally saw the word "unlucky" tattooed on Bai Baibai's forehead in a rare and strange way!I felt that my body temperature was lower than that of the white corpse, so I pulled off the corpse blanket and covered myself.When a white and cold arm touched my arm with bruises, it stopped asking whether I wanted the asylum of death, and let the smell of chicken feces smell of corpses enter my clothes and messy upside down, and suggested that my pupils Can be big or small, please come in and go out.  I was discharged from the hospital the day after I was buried in vain.  Along the way, Wei Fengyan reported to me three major events that happened in the school during the two weeks I was hospitalized: First, Zhang Hongmei, a chemistry teacher, went to Medog to receive a subsidy of 500 yuan as a teacher to aid Tibet, and did not leave a cent , All of them were given to a white relative, so generous that people can understand.Second, the school built six pigeon towers and demolished the newly built sheep stables, not because they were worried about the sheep epidemic, but because they were worried that the dead sheep in the Nancol epidemic area would come back to life and set up camp at the school, because A goat with dark circles mysteriously followed Principal Jia back. It never left Principal Jia, and attracted gangs of blowflies, so scared that Principal Jia said to everyone: I am leading an old wolf for a walk.Thirdly, since Jiang Yuanlan came back from the South Col, he claimed that his head was cramped, and he ordered the girls to go to the playground to move freely in the math class, and said that women's brains are always idling!Mathematics is not a woman's sacrament. After three days, the county women's federation was alarmed, and she was arrested and held a study class.  "It would be better to catch him without a deadline!" I was very excited when I heard that. "I heard that the chairman of the County Women's Federation bent a paperclip into 12345678910 and strung them into a pair of earrings, and wanted to punch Jiang Yuanlan's ears as a punishment!" Wei Fengyan said here, looking at the basket of fried noodles on the right side of the Yingxuan Gate exit son.My body has always been leaning against her body, and there is a price to be paid for supporting me. I don’t know if she took a dime or two from my trouser pocket. "What happened later?" I asked her, and everything in the East Street in my eyes danced lightly in the sunlight. A bird blinked its onyx eyes, standing on the cover of a hemp shop, her body was reversed. Leaning on my body, she was greedy and murmured, "Ask Yang Meiren. I don't understand." Wei Fengyan told me that the chairman of the County Women's Federation is Yang Meiren's second aunt.  I pinched Wei Fengyan's fleshy cheeks, and she wanted to pinch me too. She was fighting, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. My eyes turned to the "Quanying Teahouse" diagonally opposite the linen shop: the indigo flag curtain raised the silver The Chinese character for "tea" is like a peach tree unfolding a translucent fan in the sky, producing a fragrant fragrance.And there is a clumsy teacup painted on the wall at the front door, steaming. Mr. Jiang stood by the handle of the teacup, blocking half of the steam, and his gallows-high body sucked the other half. The eyes of each other had to meet, he twisted his lips in pain, and asked me quietly with a wry smile: "Why are you standing here?" At that moment, I was annoyed by Yang Meiren's second aunt , how could he let him go!  ... Jiang Yuanlan crossed Qingshiban Street diagonally, when a donkey cart passed by him, the donkey suddenly shook its ears violently, as if frightened.He came to us and asked in a hostile professional tone: "Why don't you go back to the classroom?" "I just picked her up from the hospital." Wei Fengyan answered hastily, swallowing her food.  I noticed that Jiang Yuanlan's right earlobe did have a blood scab the size of a kidney bean. "Hurry up and go back to the classroom!" Jiang Yuanlan's voice revealed his upset and rare roughness. Just at this moment, a one-horned goat appeared. After going through a life of ill-fated life, The temperament became open and desolate, it silently led the way for Jiang Yuanlan, but halfway there, he was seduced by a round sheep and left, Jiang Yuanlan was so curious about the sheep that was not quite a nun and not quite a slut, if After thinking about it, I think it's true that Yang Meiren's second aunt put him in a special tribe for special treatment.Without saying a word, Wei Fengyan and I turned around and left. "Stop!" Jiang Yuanlan ordered with such a low voice, "Go find me some alcohol cotton balls, and also, tell Fang Xiangming to come to my house." Mr. Jiang's thin figure first disappeared in Yangxiang, and then a rare Himalayan wheat-colored cat standing in the middle of the road disappeared. It held its breath, raised its back, and its neck hair was parted, blocking the road like a dog. .When Mr. Jiang went around with his belly close to the wall, it yelled—— Huo Di jumped up to the iron-gray corner of the room, and the sound of it shuttling through the wormwood made me notice that its blue eyes were lonely and indifferent. When it appeared and disappeared suddenly, I thought it was made by my mind or an illusion created by that one-horned goat, at least it was Jiang Yuanlan's accomplice.  "Tell me, which rock did Jiang Yuanlan jump out of?" I asked Wei Fengyan looking at the row of gray gatehouses completely covered in wormwood.  "Which stone do you think is the right one, you can just open the stomach of that stone and ask it." Wei Fengyan answered that after the Sanzi had finished eating, she first licked the oily hands with the tip of her tongue, and then wiped the oil from her hands rub it on your hair.  "Tell me, why did you fall into Jiang Yuanlan's hands, little bastard? You were a female leopard when you bullied me, but you are a wimpy mouse when you see Jiang Yuanlan." Wei Fengyan spoke softly, and almost tripped herself with small steps. She turned her head, Show me a big rosy and healthy Yunpan face—obviously it's mad at me.She also showed an expression of studying hard, and asked me in vain, "What is a natural enemy? Why does your face turn pale when you see Teacher Jiang? Why do you not coax me when you see Teacher Jiang?" Is it shining gold?"  "Go!" When I slapped Wei Fengyan's approaching face aside, I also kicked Wei Fengyan's buttocks with the long-span action of kicking the shuttlecock. "Are you worried about making up lessons?" Wei Fengyan said which pot to turn on, "It's annoying, you still think I'm not happy enough, do you?" I pulled my face down, stared at her face to face and said, "Remember, Don't talk to me about making up lessons, hum, this is all for you to interfere with!"  Wei Fengyan carried the luggage for me, as well as the washbasin and washing utensils buckled on the luggage. She said that my luggage smelled of acrid Mahe cigarettes. Top, the clack clack told me she was angry.But the problem is who is angry if she is not angry?I?A few fellow villagers with scythes on their shoulders passed by me. What is there to harvest in this season? The flax has just bloomed, and the naked oats have not yet eared.There were torches flickering in the distant Tianchou, and someone was playing the flute on the small road that crossed the woods... I said to Wei Fengyan: "Go back to the dormitory and I will rest. You go and do what Teacher Jiang told you. Be sure to call Fang Xiangming to Teacher Jiang's house." "Why do you let me go?" Wei Fengyan asked me more angrily with a sad face, and I said, "The big lazy will support the little lazy, and the little lazy will stare." Back at school, I broke up with Wei Fengyan.During the hospitalization, I hooked a curtain for Shi Leilei, hooked two tablecloths for Teacher Ye, and knit two pullovers for Director Liu’s two daughters, and sent them one by one. It was done, but I couldn't stop being happy with the other party's smiling face and soft voice, so I dressed myself up as a fish adapted to various sauces and swam between the teacher's dormitories.During the period, Teacher Shi asked me: "Little boy, you are so capable and ingenious, why don't you study hard?" Teacher Ye asked me: "Little boy, why did you rank first in Chinese and last in mathematics? Director Liu sighed: "Little boy, boy, you are scary when you are smart, and scary when you are stupid. Can you not be scary?" Facing the teachers' concern, I kept nodding and said: "I am wrong. I’m scaring the teacher, I’ll change it, I’ll change it.” When I got back to the dormitory, Wei Fengyan fell asleep leaning against my luggage roll, and I was about to sleep, Jiang Yuanlan’s face was always dangling in front of my eyes, alas, I shook her awake. "No pee, no pee," she thought I was looking for her to go to the bathroom again, and muttered, I asked her if Xiang Ming went to look for it, if Jiang Yuanlan's message was delivered, forgot, Wei Fengyan closed her eyes again after finishing speaking asleep.  I checked the calendar first, it happened to be Sunday, no wonder the dormitory was empty, they all went back to the village.When I thought that others could go back to the village, but I couldn't go back, and I couldn't go back to my rabbit, pig, squirrel, and big white cat, I couldn't get angry, so I lifted the baffle of the kang and urinated viciously .I just finished urinating, Wei Fengyan also woke up like a nightmare, turned over and got off the kang, and took off her pants. Her butt was as big as the stove kang, and she had the momentum of turbid waves and clouds, and she turned her stomach and urinated so much that she stared at Xiaoao .She closed her small eyes, her legs were deep and long, and her thin eyebrows were still furrowed, which made me laugh out loud.When Wei Fengyan lifted her trousers, fastened them indiscriminately, pulled a pillow by the north window, laid herself down, and snored again, I asked myself to treat her with a more tolerant attitude, and didn't pinch her flat, fleshy nose.  I suddenly wanted to drink a bottle of Arctic Ocean soda, sucked on a straw rolled in wax, and drank the whole bottle in one gulp.  Walking out of the dormitory, the leaves of Zhuantian Yang have swelled into palms, exposed in the wind, competing for emerald green.It and it, they and they sprinkled a clear shade, deep and shallow, and there were colorful butterflies rising and falling, and it felt hot, and the sound of cicadas was as tender as new buds on old trees, delicate yellow and soft green.Even though it was a bitter job to pass on messages to Ming's family, it was better than lying on a white bed in the hospital as a eloquent tombstone.  Fang Fangming's house is in the small courtyard on the west side of the school, and for the convenience of entering and exiting, an arched side door was opened between the school and the small courtyard. The teachers in the small courtyard are all led, and they all know how to use the school's lake water to release ducks.I took a shortcut and met a group of quacking ducks at the door. The ducks care about flowers, birds, fish and insects, interesting bean sheds and vegetable gardens, and a leading mallard told me that it likes to watch fish jumping on the waves and shrimps wandering. Turtle is lazy and ignores humans.People are not as good as birds, I watched the ducks shake their buttocks, shake their buttocks, and paddle down the lake. I wish them a good appetite, forget old age, forget tiredness, forget home, and play dead!  Fang Xiangming was brushing the white foam from the pickle jar at home, he was rubbing his sleeves, his face was covered with sweat.He does this kind of work, and he doesn't have much money at home.Fang Xiangming grabbed the bamboo brush, and after listening to my explanation, his face seemed dreamy.I beckoned him to follow me, and he said: "It's not that idlers can't be idle, idlers don't wait for idlers." After finishing speaking, he took off his black apron, went out, and threw it on the fence made of hibiscus bushes.At this time, a cloud-faced Xu Niang chased out from the west wing room, "Hey, where are you going?" Fang Xiangming's wife has cloud cake-like freckles on her face for company.  Along the way, the man who didn't notice the white horse teeth led five or six green-skinned young men and walked behind us, asking who cheated his woman, and who bullied his woman, all the way walking was full of smoke and dust.  "Teacher Jiang, I invited Principal Fang!" I shouted when I was almost at Jiang Yuanlan's house.Teacher Jiang let me into the room, blocked Fang Xiangming from the door, and begged Xiang Xiangming for thirty-six catties of rice with a calm expression.  The direction is bright, holding a sky that is more transparent than blue glass, thinking that he is a corporal who can fill the gap of misunderstanding between each other, but Jiang Yuanlan is so rude. "I obviously gave you thirty-six catties of rice, did you forget?" "Remember to be meticulous." Jiang Yuanlan said. "Then why do you keep asking for it again and again?" Fang Xiangming was annoyed, "Didn't you say that if I compensate you thirty-six catties of rice, you can let the past go?" Jiang Yuanlan showed the face of a loan collector: "This statement is true and convincing, but do you want me to remind you? Ban Gu's "Xidu Fu" has a saying: There are thirty-six houses in the Li Palace. Li Bai's "Yuan There is a poem in "Danqiu Song": "The purple smoke of Artemisia census at dusk, and the thirty-six peaks often circle around." Ye mansion T blame sinus Xingxue Six rains symbolize good weather, thirty-six celestial gangs. Emperor Zhongjing’s "Quyuan horse" is also attached to form thirty-six gardens. To sum up, the thirty-six are all empty fingers, but It’s just a lot of promises, and usually the real numbers can be checked, and the imaginary numbers can’t be held. Furthermore, Shaolin boxing has thirty-six falls, and Songshan has thirty-six peaks, including the thirty-six strategies in the ancient Chinese military strategy code. The strange and mysterious related numbers are fictitious words, so it is not necessary to ask for the exact number. I want you to pay thirty-six catties of rice, and I am just talking about it. I think my dear friend understands it." "How much more do you want?" Fang Fangming thought that he not only owed money in Jiang Yuanlan's name, but also borrowed money and things from prostitutes in Jiang Yuanlan's name, including aphrodisiacs, Xie Pian ointment, bowls of tea, and some cattle and sheep whips. Sleeping in the middle of the moon, I don’t know where to start, and I don’t know where to go. The things I do are shameless, and I want to be relieved, not to mention that the director of the General Affairs Department is my brother-in-law’s brother-in-law. He asked Jiang Yuanlan, Huang Mao, and Baiwei to say once Sure, if you want to finish the thirty-six catties of rice, can you be quick?  "I won't ask for thirty-six catties of rice anymore." Jiang Yuanlan said with red lips and white teeth.  Fang Fangming immediately wrote Jiang Yuanlan an IOU for thirty-six catties of rice, and turned around to leave, but unexpectedly bumped into Bai Maya's husband and his party.  Bai Maya’s husband is Hu Nigao, the eldest brother of Hu Xiangtan, the commander of our village army battalion. He worked as a miner in the Datong Mine for more than ten years, digging black and hard coal all the year round. The oil shop of the production team sells meat, it is okay to be selfless, but your doggy Fang Ming thinks that the production team leader is not a cadre, that the bean bag is not dry food, that the sour durian is not fruit, that the licorice is not traditional Chinese medicine, and that the white horse Ya's husband - a coal miner is not a man, Hu Nijiao thought of this, and with a wave of his hand, a group of young men with black and white flowers surrounded Jiang Yuanlan and Xiangfang Ming respectively.  "Little boy, tell me, who is the gunbang monkey who bullied your sister-in-law? My father took off his buttocks and used them as fish fat to step on!" "Little boy, what are you waiting for, I'm going to break his arms like yam eggs, and avenge your sister-in-law!" "Did the branch secretary ask you to find it?" I asked.  "Hu Fuyu, chairman of the Poor Association, said it can be done!" Hu Nigao's cousin Hu Lian replied.  I darkened my face and waved my hands impatiently, "Get out of here!" , The arm with clenched fist drooped.I asked Hu Nigao: "Have the men in our village ever bullied Baima Ya?" "No, except that Hu Fuyu slept in vain once, nothing." "How did Hu Fuyu sleep in vain?" I asked again .Hu Lian said: "My brother," he pointed at Hu Ni Cake, "hanged Hu Fuyu's red trouser belt at the brigade headquarters, and in the evening he asked Hu Fuyu to carry a basket of yam eggs and half a bed of sweet leeks to my house. ""It's over?" "Is it over." "Think about it: Hu Fuyu won or lost?" Is it true that men think they are taking advantage of a small advantage, but they actually lose their dignity?" "Your analysis makes sense, little boy." Hu Nigao agreed.  "Xiang Fangming is a man who has slept on his horse teeth for nothing. In the same way, isn't he taking advantage of a small advantage and losing his dignity?" I said this while looking at Xiang Xiangming.What Xiangming Ming was afraid of was the pain of flesh and blood. At least in his view, my words had no deterrent effect. He thought that I was using physical principles to refer to chemical problems, and I was not using the same logical system at all.  I asked Hu Nigao again: "Having one baby is also giving birth, and giving birth to ten babies is also giving birth, right?" "Dare to love." Hu Nicake agreed with me.  "Then, if there are too many lice, don't bite. If you sleep with one man, you will sleep with ten men. Why do you have to calculate so seriously? You must know that calculations cost brains, calculations cost souls, calculations destroy hair, and calculations hurt money," I said. Quickly glanced at Jiang Yuanlan, walked up to Hu Nigao and said, "If Baimaya feels that she is at a disadvantage, let her come by herself. Baimaya is not short of arms and legs. Last winter, the leopard that came to our village from Horseshoe Mountain It wasn't her who was beaten to death by Ding Dang on May 4th! She doesn't even care about leopards, whoever asks you to take off your pants and fart, it will cost you an extra procedure. Women do women's affairs, and men do it to make trouble." "Huh? When did she kill the leopard?" Hu Nijiao asked me curiously, his eyes were not wiped off.  I said, "Everyone in the country knows about it, including Xiang Ming."  Unexpectedly, Hu Nigao became angry all of a sudden: "Xiaozi, what do you mean by saying this? There is something in your words. I am the last to know whether it is white horse teeth selling kang."  "You think you are the first to know, you are a glorious pimp, you think you are the last to know, you are a poor cuckold, it is impossible for you to intervene!" I put the words aside When he fell down, his face also lowered. Who made Hu Nijiao wear black riding boots that touch his knees and comb his hair back.I said to Hu Lian angrily: "Take away your silly cousin quickly, this dog is out of shape, he feels short of breath when he sighs, and he has limited sense of cursing at the street. Even if he breaks his tears into a smile, he is not welcome. This school is full of ghosts. Sideways death is very common, if you are addicted, you can replace me, my father is going back to the village, and his guts will be pierced if he thinks about it!" Hu Nigao, Hu Lian and the others didn't know that I was speaking to Jiang Yuanlan. When they saw me being sloppy and shameless, their faces were sharp and tongue-in-cheek, fearing that I would make a fuss in the dark, wind and rain, the party secretary blamed me, and Aunt Fenfen scolded me, Hu Xiangtan complained, Hu Fuyu was red-eyed, and finally caught Ding and came to the school. I went back to the village, and the troubles were all theirs.Unwilling to fight, they exchanged glances, turned and retreated, and told me to study hard and make progress every day.Hu Ni Cake bid farewell to me in a perfunctory way, walked a few steps, felt something was wrong again, came back, and gave Xiang Fangming a sweeping kick. fall down.Fang Fangming's head hit the stone steps, and I really heard a thud, like the sound of a hollow falling into a well.  Fang Fangming stood up rubbing the bag on the back of his head, and said slowly to fetch rice for Jiang Yuanlan.他假设对面有个穿衣镜，前走几步，整理整理头发，领子弄弄，鬓角捋捋，袖子揪揪，衣摆扯扯，扑啦扑啦拍打一气身上的土，又用手掸掸鞋面上的浮尘，再拿出一副追绮园、混廛市的架势，亮相般头一甩走了。  “你也想走？”我摇摇头。小屋本身是很憋闷的：简陋得不能再简陋的几件家具，多得不能再多的书，连屋角的炭堆上也扔着几本。小屋除了炉火慢腾腾，几乎永远是慢腾腾燃烧时偶尔迸溅出的火星是活的，我真怀疑我也是活的。  刚才我还张牙舞爪，现在却变成死蚌一只，就让江远澜生性孤癖多疑的性格暴露无遗。他紧张又掩饰地看着我，他默不作声地看着我，时间一长，就把默不作声的情绪传染给了我。一如我和一根打狗棍共同站在晶莹的月光下，我也把默不作声当成我的本领来对付他——那扔在窗台上的舞美人蒙了一层糯米纸厚的灰，糖纸上那棵豆红色的椰树都旧了，默不作声地告诉我它的变化。 “你们村的人就这素质？”江远澜问。 “他们在大同城学坏了。”我说。  自从我动阑尾手术之后，就一直没来这间小屋。小屋被彻底遗忘之后又清楚出现，它就有了一种娴静又酸楚的魅力，让我懒散地打量它：我注意到五斗橱上多了一面鹅蛋形的小镜子，这会儿它闪烁着苍白的光泽，那种凝滞的光泽不依不饶地流连着缄默，而且没有反射能力。  我还发现江老师把他床上的塑料布撤了，一色浅蓝的枕巾上有几朵深蓝的鸢尾花，如此精湛的提花工艺会让人爱不释手吧？我勒了勒扎小辫的橡皮筋，挠挠后脖颈，双手放在小腹上，肩膀放松，坐在椅子上时，隐约听到校办工厂传来机床无休止的营营声。  自从我落坐后，江老师一直皱着眉头，他那张苍白的脸使本来灰暗的墙壁显得更灰暗还泛蓝，他修长的手指夹着一杆矮墩墩的蜡笔，靠床的地上铺着一张地图，地图边还有几杆矮墩墩的蜡笔，它们鲜艳过初夏上市的蔬果。蜡笔与记忆中游来游去的小蝌蚪一样黏滑，似乎在小蝌蚪膨胀成硕大的气球时，我想起了在东交民巷小学上图画课的情景——老师让我们用蜡笔去填眼面前东交民巷天主大教堂彩色玻璃……我眼巴巴地盯着的蜡笔，眼巴巴到最后；眼睛像蒙上两块玻璃密匝匝地含着水珠，我使劲儿地吸着鼻子，然后，装做漫不经心，装做欲系鞋带，弯腰，右手朝身后侧一探，迅速抓到了那杆凉沁沁的蜡笔。接着，我战胜不了自己地来到无人之境，我念念有词：我今天考数学得了一个二分，我一睁眼，老师给了我俩耳瓜子，我一噘嘴，变成了一个小鸭子。