Chapter 4 third act

After the victory of the Anti-Japanese War, when the Kuomintang spies and American soldiers were rampant in Beijing.Autumn, early morning. The location is the same as the front curtain. Characters Wang Dashuan Master Yu Houzhai Zhou Xiuhua Zou Fuyuan Song Enzi Wang Xiaohua Wei Fuxi Xiao Wu Xiangzi Kang Shunzi Fang Liuchang's fourth master Ding Baoche Dangdang Qin Zhongyi Wang Lifa Pang Fourth Grandma Careful Tea Customer A, Chunmei B Director Shen, Little Liu Mazi, and Old Yang Xianbing collected the electric light fee Xiao Erdezi Xiao Tang Tiezui Xie Yongren [Curtain opening: Now, the appearance of Yutai Teahouse is not as decent as that of the front curtain.The rattan chair is gone, replaced by a small stool and a long stool.Everything from the house to the furniture is noticeably dull.If there is anything that stands out, it is that "Don't talk about state affairs" has more notes and larger letters.Next to these notes was a new note that said "tea money is paid first". [Early in the morning, the shutters have not been lowered.Wang Dashuan, the son of Wang Lifa, was dejectedly cleaning the house alone.

[Wang Dashuan's wife, Zhou Xiuhua, leads her youngest daughter, Wang Xiaohua, out from behind.They walked and talked. Wang Xiaohua's mother, make me some hot noodle soup at noon!I haven't eaten for many days!I know Zhou Xiuhua, be good!But who knows that if you can buy it, you can't buy it!It just so happens that there is noodles in the grain store, who knows if we have money or not!well!Wang Xiaohua is looking forward to having both!mom! Zhou Xiuhua, you have a good idea, but how can it be so easy!Go, flower, watch out for the jeep on the road! Wang Dashuan, Xiaohua, wait!

What is Wang Xiaohua doing?dad! Wang Dashuan last night...Zhou Xiuhua, I have told her!She is sensible!Don't tell anyone about Uncle Dali, Wang Dashuan!Said, our whole family must die!understand? I won't say anything about Wang Xiaohua, even if she is killed!Someone asked me if Uncle Dali had come back, and I said: He has been away for several years, and there is no news at all! [Kang Shunzi comes from behind.Her waist is a little bent, but still tough.She called Wang Xiaohua as she walked. Kang Shunzi Xiaohua!little flower!Where have you gone yet? Grandma Wang Xiaohuakang, what are you doing?

Kang Shunzi Xiaohua, ride!Mother-in-law look at you again! (stroking Wang Xiaohua's head) What a face!I don't have enough food, or else I have to look better!Aunt Zhou Xiuhua, are you leaving? Kang Shunzi is!I'm leaving, so that you can save yourself some chewing gum!Dali was brought up by me, he told me to go, how could I not go?At the beginning, when I first came here, he was not as tall as Xiao Hua! Wang Xiaohua saw how strong Uncle Dali is now, how grand he is!Yes, Kang Shunzi, although he only sat here for a pack of cigarettes, he made me look younger by several years!I didn't have anything at first,--seeing him, it seems that I have everything all of a sudden!I walk, follow him, no matter what hardships or hardships, it is still sweet!Look at his two big hands, those two big feet, he is simply a masculine man!Grandma Wang Xiaohua, I will go with you too!

Kang Shunzi Xiaohua, you go to school obediently, I will come back to see you!Wang Dashuan, Xiaohua, go to school, don't be late! Grandma Wang Xiaohua, wait until I finish school before you leave! Kang Shunzi hey!Why!Go ahead, good boy! (Exit Wang Xiaohua) Aunt Wang Dashuan, did my father tell you to go? Kang Shunzi hasn't made up his mind yet.I'm afraid, if someone finds out about Dali's return, and I leave like this suddenly, I may implicate you all!Aren't they arresting people every day these days?I can't do anything wrong to you! Aunt Zhou Xiuhua, you go, whoever escapes will live!Didn't the tea drinkers often say in a low voice: "If you want to survive, you can go to the West Mountain ①?"Wang Dashuan is right!

Kang Shunzi Xiaohua's mother, come on, let's discuss it again!I can’t just focus on myself and make you suffer!Boss, think about it too! (Exit with Zhou Xiuhua) [Ding Bao comes in. Hi Ding Bao, shopkeeper, here I come! Who are you, Wang Dashuan? Ding Bao, little Ding Bao!Little Pockmark Liu called me. He said that the old shopkeeper here asked him to hire a waitress. Miss Wang Dashuan, look, can such a broken teahouse use waitresses?Our old shopkeeper is too poor to come up with ideas! [Wang Lifa comes out slowly, he is still tough, and his clothes are not neat.Boss Wang Lifa, why do you always criticize the elderly behind your back?Who is too poor to come up with ideas?Get off the board!What time is it and the door is still open! [Wang Dashuan removes the window panel.

Old shopkeeper Ding Bao, are you tough? Wang Lifa Huh!If there is Jajiangmian, I can still eat three big bowls, but unfortunately I don't have it!ten?girl! Ding Bao Seventeen! Wang Lifa is only seventeen? Ding Bao is!My mother is a widow and takes me to live.After the victory, the government insisted that the small house my father left us was a bad birth, and it was confiscated!Mom was so pissed that I was a waitress!Old shopkeeper, I still don't understand what adverse labor is, do you know?Miss Wang Lifa, be careful what you say!If one sentence is wrong, everything can become a reverse birth!Look, behind this is Second Master Qin's warehouse. Someone stared at him and said it was a bad birth, so it was confiscated!That's it! [Wang Dashuan returns.

Old shopkeeper Ding Bao, you are right!Even I was born in reverse, whoever has a thick arm, I have to serve him!Damn it, I'm only seventeen, and I often think that I might as well die!If you die, you will lose your whole body. If you do this business, you will rot while alive! Dad Wang Dashuan, do you really want a waitress? Wang Lifa, I was chatting with little pockmarked Liu!I have always loved improvement all my life. Seeing that the business is so bad, I am anxious! Wang Dashuan, you are in a hurry, and I am also in a hurry!However, have you forgotten the old Yutai brand?A time-honored brand of more than 60 years, using waitresses?Ding Bao, what a time-honored brand!The older the less valuable!Believe it or not, if I were twenty-eight years old now, no one would even look at me even if I was called Little Ding Bao, baby Xiao Ding!

[Tea guest A and B enter. Wang Lifa, two morning shifts!Where are the leaves?Boss, take the boiled water! (Wang Dashuan exits) Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, the tea money must be paid first! Tea customer A has never heard of it! Wang Lifa I have opened teahouses for decades, but I have never heard of them!However, you are wise: the price of tea and briquettes is the same in a while, maybe you are drinking tea, and the price of tea has increased!You see, isn't it easy to save trouble by collecting the tea money first?Tea guest B, I see, it's easier not to drink! (Exit the same tea guest) Wang Dashuan (brings boiling water) How about it?go!

Wang Lifa, you will understand! Ding Bao, if I go over and say: "Here you come? Boy!" They will definitely give you a piece of cash! Wang Lifa, you, boss, are more stubborn than a rock!Wang Dashuan (puts down the pot) Alright, I'm going out for a walk, I can't breathe here! (Down) Wang Lifa, you can't breathe, but I'm still panicking! [Xiao Liu Mazi enters, wearing a foreign suit and carrying a purse.Xiao Liu Mazi and Xiao Ding Bao, are you here? If Ding Bao has you, who would dare not come! Shopkeeper Xiao Mazi Wang, how about the little treasure I found for you?Talent, age, clothing, experience, everything is outstanding!

Is Wang Lifa afraid that I won't be able to use it? Little Pockmark Liu is fine!She doesn't want wages!Right, little Ding Bao?Wang Lifa doesn't want wages? Old man Xiaoliu Mazi, don't worry about it, just listen to me, Xiao Dingbao and I have our own way!Right, little Ding Bao? If Ding Bao didn't have your methods, how could he be wicked!Little pockmarked Liu is wicked?You are right!Back then, my father was kidnapped from here; if you don’t believe me, just ask shopkeeper Wang.Right, Shopkeeper Wang?Wang Lifa, I can see it with my own eyes! Look, little pockmarked Liu, little Ding Bao, I won't blow it up, will I?Tie it out, right in the middle of the road, slap a knife!Right, old shopkeeper? Wang Lifa really heard it! Xiao Liu Mazi, I don't tell lies, do I?Little Ding Bao!However, my father almost got into trouble after all, and his whole life was not so good.When it was my turn to show up, I had to do a really good job. (Opens the purse, takes out the plan) Look, Xiao Dingbao, look at my plan! Ding Bao, I don't have that much energy!I see, I should go home, take a day off, and come to work tomorrow. Wang Lifa Ding Bao, I haven't figured it out yet! Shopkeeper Xiaoliu Maziwang, I've already thought about it for you!If you don't believe me, just wait and see, tomorrow morning, Xiao Ding Bao stood at the door tilting his head, and immediately came in more than 200 cafes!Little Ding Bao, listen to my plan, it has something to do with you. Ding Baohu!I hope it's okay with me! Xiao Liu Mazi, you, Xiao Ding Bao, are not active enough!Listen... [The one who takes the light bill comes in. The shopkeeper who took the electric light fee, the electric light fee! Wang Li's lamp fee?How many months do you owe? Three months of taking the electric light fee! Wang Lifa waited another three months, even half a year, I still can't help it!What does it mean to pay for the electric light fee? Xiao Liu Mazi speaks the truth!This is under the control of Director Shen.You know Director Shen?A member of the city's party committee and the director of the Gendarmerie Command!Would you like to charge his electricity bill?Say! What about taking the electric light fee? Of course not!Sorry, I went to the wrong door! (Down) Little Mazi Liu, look, shopkeeper Wang, can you not listen to me?Your Guangxu Year method is too old-fashioned! Wang Lifa is right!How else to put it, people have to live and learn!I still have a lot to learn! That's Xiao Mazi Liu! [Xiao Tang Tiezui comes in, wearing a silk jacket and new satin shoes.Ouch, Xiao Liu Mazi, it's you, Xiao Tang Tiezui!Ouch, Xiao Tang Tiezui, it's you, Little Pockmark Liu!Come on, ask grandpa to have a look! (Look at the front and the back) You're all right, you're dressed like that in foreign clothes, look from behind, you look more like a foreigner than a foreigner!Shopkeeper Wang, I watch the sky at night, the Ziwei star is shining brightly, and the real dragon emperor will appear soon, so you see me and Xiao Liu Mazi, and this... Xiao Liu Mazi and Xiao Dingbao, famous in Nine Cities! Little Tang Tiezui... and this little Ding Bao, both are so talented and beautiful, with both civil and military skills, we were born according to the times, living in this era, we really feel like ducks in water!Old shopkeeper, turn your face straight, let me see!Good, good, Yintang shines, one more step of good luck!Come on, give me a bowl to drink!Wang Lifa Xiaotang iron mouth! Little Tang Tiezui stop calling him Tang Tiezui, I am now called Tang Tianshi!Who made you a celestial master, Little Liu Mazi? You'll know after two days of Xiao Tang's iron mouth. Master Wang Lifa, don't forget, your father drank my whole life's tea for nothing, this cannot be hereditary! Shopkeeper Xiao Tang Tiezui Wang, when I put on the gossip fairy clothes, you will regret what I just said!You wait! Xiao Liu Mazi Xiao Tang, I will invite you to drink coffee later, and Xiao Ding Bao will accompany you. Let me tell you something serious first, okay? Shopkeeper Xiao Tang Tiezui Wang, don’t you think about it, Tianshi drinks your tea for nothing today, will he pretend to be a county magistrate for you in the future?Well, Xiao Liu, tell me!Little Pockmark Liu, I just told little Ding Bao that I have a big plan!Good talk, Xiao Tang!All ears! Xiao Mazi Liu, I want to organize a "drag and tear".This is an American word, maybe you don't understand it, but translated into Beijing dialect it means "Bao Yuaner". I understand Xiao Tang's iron mouth!That is to say, all the girls are all up to you.Little Pockmark Liu is right!Your brain power is not bad!Little Ding Bao, listen, this has something to do with you!It even has something to do with Shopkeeper Wang! Wang Lifa, I'm listening! Xiao Liu Mazi, I want to organize all the dancers, Ming prostitutes, secret prostitutes, jeep girls and waitresses to form such a big "drag and tear".Xiao Tang Tiezui (asked with closed eyes) Has the official clearance been completed?Pockmarked Liu, of course!Director Shen will be the chairman, and I will be the general manager!What about me, Xiao Tang? Xiao Liu Mazi, if you can figure out a good name, I invite you to be a consultant!Xiao Tang's iron mouth does not need legal currency for the carriage fee! Xiao Liu Mazi sends a few dollar bills every month! Xiao Tang kept talking! Xiaoliu Mazi's business includes four major departments: sales department, transshipment department, training department, and supply department.Whoever buys girls is still selling girls; transfer from Shanghai to Tianjin, or transfer from Hankou to Chongqing; train jeep girls, or train waitresses;What do you think?Xiao Tang's iron mouth is so good!great!Doctrinally, this is in line with the governing principle.In fact, this can meet the needs of American soldiers first, which is beneficial to the country! All right, little pockmarked Liu, just think of a good name for you!Think of an elegant one, as elegant as the poem "willow-leaf eyebrows, almond-shaped eyes, and a little bit of cherry mouth"! Little Tang Tiezui--"Drag and tear", "Drag and tear"...indecent!Drag it in, pull it in, tear it in half if you don't obey, it's like kidnapping a ticket and tearing it up, it's indecent! Xiao Liu Mazi is right, it is not elegant!But that's an American character, so popular!Xiao Tang Tiezui is still loud and generous in United Company! Xiao Liu Mazi has you to say so!What joint company?Ding Bao Qude Company is very good! Little Liu Mazi and little Ding Bao, talk about serious things, don't talk nonsense!You work hard, in the future you have the hope of being the head hostess instructor! What does Xiao Tang Tiezui think of this--Huahua United Company?What is a girl?Flowers!If you want a girl, you need to spend more money, spend it, spend it, so spend it! "Green is mountains, green is water, a world of flowers and flowers", there is another allusion, from "Wujiapo"!OK! Xiao Liu Mazi Xiao Tang, I thank you, thank you! (Shakes hands warmly) I'll ask Director Shen to study it right away. Once he agrees, you will be considered as a consultant! (Pack up your purse and leave) Wang Li asked me, what about Ding Bao?Didn't Little Pockmark Liu tell you to leave it alone? "Drag and tear" takes care of everything, I will test it here first. Ding Bao, didn't you say to drink coffee? Pockmarked Liu asked Xiao Tang if he was going? Xiao Tang Tiezui, you go first, I'm still waiting for someone here.Xiao Liu Mazi, let's go, Xiao Ding Bao! See you tomorrow, Ding Bao, old shopkeeper!Goodbye, Master! (Exit with Xiao Liu Mazi) Shopkeeper Xiao Tang Tiezui Wang, take a newspaper and have a look! Wang Lifa, I have to find it slowly.There may be a few more from two years ago!Little Tang talk nonsense! [Three tea guests come in: Master Ming, Zou Fuyuan and Wei Fuxi.Master Ming sat alone, Zou Fuyuan and Wei Fuxi sat together.Wang Lifa knew everyone and nodded to everyone. Brother Wang Lifa, I'm sorry, the tea money is paid first!Master Ming is right, old brother! Oh, Wang Lifa! "Pay the tea money first", it's hot to say! (Busy making tea) How is Zou Fuyuan?Shopkeeper Wang!Do you want to add storytelling at night?Wang Lifa tried it, it didn't work!Waste of light and electricity, no seat!Zou Fuyuan is right!You see, the day before yesterday I was in the Huixian Pavilion. I opened three heroes, four righteous, five overlords, ten heroes, thirteen heroes, nine elders, and fifteen small ones. How much is Wang Lifa?No one will talk about that book except you now!Zou Fuyuan, you are right!However, there were only five people involved, and there were two others who were just listening! Brother Wei Fuxi, no matter what you say, you are better than me!I have been idle for more than a month! Zou Fuyuan, but who told you to dance and sing instead?Wei Fuxi, I have a voice and a good looks! Zou Fuyuan was on stage, but you didn't sing well!Wei Fuxi's mother can't earn the money for three pancakes by singing a play, so why should I work hard?Am I crazy? Oh, Zou Fuyuan!Fuxi, we are all called pop songs and "Spinning Cotton"!This is how I see it, we die and we live, and the next thing is, the saddest thing is that this little thing of ours will be lost in a few years!We are sorry Grandpa!As the saying goes: Evil does not invade righteousness.This year is an evil year, and all the serious things are rotten from the root!Oh, Wang Lifa! (Transfers to Master Ming) Master Ming, you haven’t come here for a long time!Master Ming can't come out!Pack the food in the prison!Wang Li sent you!Just rely on you, to hold one or two hundred tables full of Chinese people, to steam steamed buns for them? What can Master Ming do? There are too many people in prison now!Full banquet?I'm even selling guys! [Fang Liu comes in with some paintings. Master Ming sixth master, here!Master Liu, what happened to the guys at the two tables?I'm waiting for money!Master Fang Liuming, please pick a painting! Master Ming?What should I draw for? Fang Liu's drawing is not bad!Painted by Liu Dashanren and Dong Qiangmei!Master Ming's painting is so good, it can't be eaten! When Fang Liu handed over the painting to me, he burst into tears!Master Ming, when I handed the guy over to you, I also shed tears!I know whoever Fang Liu sheds tears and who eats stewed meat!Otherwise, I'm tired!Do you think you are in our line of work, just playing the snare drum?Master Ming Liuye, people always have hearts, can you still cheat old friends?Isn't Fang Liu a guy with only two tables?Small things, don't mention them again, it seems that you don't understand friendship very much! [Che Dangdang enters with two foreign dollars. Who buys two yuan for Che Dangdang?Would you like to buy two yuan?Celestial Master, take care of me? (Xiao Tang stays silent) Wang Lifa Dang Dang!Go elsewhere, I've even forgotten what she looks like!Car Dangdangna, you old man, just take a closer look!Look for nothing, no need to buy a ticket! (throwing money on the table) [Fourth Grandma Pang comes in, bringing Chunmei with her.Grandma Pang wore all kinds of rings on her hands, and she was dressed like a female fairy.Lao Yang, who sells groceries, followed.Little Tang Tiezui empress! Fang six The car is the queen! Grandma Pang is a heavenly master! Xiao Tang waited on the empress with his iron mouth! (Let Fourth Grandma Pang sit down and pour tea for her) Fourth Grandma Pang (sees the car Dangdang going out) Dangdang, wait!Che Dangdang ** Lao Yang (opens the cargo box) Madam, let’s have a look! Grandma Pang sang that set of lyrics, but there is a meaning in it!Lao Yang is!American needles, American threads, American toothpaste, and American anti-inflammatory tablets.There are also lipsticks, creams, glass socks and fine wool.The box is small and the goods are complete, but the atomic bomb is not sold! Grandma Pang, hahaha! (Picks out two pairs of socks) Chunmei, take it!Dangdang, settle accounts with Lao Yang! Don't do that when the car is the empress! Grandma Pang, the capital I gave you is compound interest, how much do you owe me?Heavenly Master, check the accounts! Little Tang said yes! (take out a small book) Che Dang Tianshi, don't worry about it, I'll go with Lao Yang!Madam Yang, please do me a favor!can he give me moneyGrandma Pang, Lao Yang, he can't fool you, I'm here!Lao Yang is! (To the public) Who else will take care of him? (singing again) American Needle... Grandma Pang has heard enough!Walk! Lao Yang is!American needle, American thread, I'm a bastard if I don't leave!Let's go, Dangdang! (Dangdang in the same car) Fang Liu (come here) Ma'am, I got a set of cloisonné five offerings. The things are old, authentic, and cheap, and the altar is very decent. Can you take a look?Grandma Pang, please take a look at the emperor! Fang Liu is!Isn't the emperor about to ascend the throne?Let me congratulate you first!I'll take it right away and send it to the altar!Your Majesty, give me a few good words, and I will definitely have a heart! (go out) Master Ming Liu Ye, what about my business? ! Fang Liu, show me those paintings first! (below) Master Ming, wait!Fuck me with two tables of guys, I still have a kitchen knife! (chasing down) Grandma Pang, shopkeeper Wang, where is Mama Kang?ask her to come out!Little Tang, I'll go! (Runs to the back door) Mrs. Kang, come here!What happened to Wang Lifa? Little Tang's iron mouth is a major event for the court! [Enter Kang Shunzi. What is Kang Shunzi doing? Grandma Pang (goes up to her) Mother-in-law!I am your fourth nephew and daughter-in-law, here to pick you up, please sit down! (La Kang Shunzi sits down) Kang Shunzi's fourth nephew and daughter-in-law? Fourth Grandma Pang Yes, when you left Pang's house, I hadn't been through the door yet.Kang Shunzi, I have broken up with the Pang family, why do you want me?Grandma Pang, your fourth nephew, Haishun, is the master of the Three Emperors, a member of the Kuomintang, and the brother of Director Shen. He is about to become the emperor. Don't you like it? Kang Shunzi is about to become the emperor? Grandma Pang!The dragon robes are all ready, and he will ascend the throne in Xishan soon!Kang Shunzi is in Xishan? Xiao Tang is an old lady with iron mouth, and she leads the Eighth Route Army in the Xishan area.Fourth Master Pang ascended the throne in that area and wiped out the Eight Routes. Could Nanjing not be willing? Pang's fourth grandma and fourth master are all good, but recently they are a bit greedy for wine and lust.He has already got several concubines! Little Tang Tiezui empress, seventy-two concubines in the Sixth Court of Sangong, do you have a book to look up!Grandma Pang, you are not the empress, how do you know the grievances of the empress!Old lady, I think this way: If you are of the same mind as me, I will call you the old queen, and we will be in charge of the emperor together. Wouldn't it be easier for me as a lady?Old lady, you come with me, eat well, drink well, and always carry a few blaring foreign money in your pocket, how good it is!Kang Shunzi, what if I don't go with you? Grandma Pang?not going? (to turn my face) Xiao Tang asked the old lady to think about it, think about it! Kang Shunzi doesn't need to think about it, I won't deal with the Pang family anymore!Fourth daughter-in-law, you will be your mother-in-law, and I will be my bitter old woman, don't care about anyone else!Just now you were going to stare, did you think I was afraid of you?I've been outside for so many years, and I've tempered it a bit. If anyone stares at me, I'll reach out and hit him! (stands up, walks back) Little Tang's iron-mouthed old lady!old lady! Kang Shunzi (stands still, turns to Xiao Tang Tiezui) You, young man, stand up straight and earn a clean meal, won't you? (below) Grandma Pang Fourth (transfers anger to Wang Lifa) Shopkeeper Wang, come here!You go talk to that old lady, it's done, I'll give you a bag of flour!Say bad, I smashed your teahouse!Celestial Master, go! Shopkeeper Xiao Tang Tiezui Wang, I will come tonight to listen to your reply!Wang Lifa, what if I die in the second half of the day? Grandma Pang, bah!Don't you deserve to die? (Exit with Xiao Tang Tiezui and Chunmei) Wang Lifa hum! Junior Brother Zou Fuyuan, what do you think this is?Hahaha!Wei Fuxi, I know more than 200 plays, but I don't understand this one!Do you know where that bitch is from? Zou Fuyuan, I still don't know!Dong Batian's daughter was born in her natal family... Well, don't go into details, let's accumulate some morals! [Wang Dashuan returns. Wang Lifa looked at it, boss.I'll discuss something later! (below) Xiaoer Dezi (yelling outside) get out of the way! (Enter) Brother Dashuan, the pot is the best, I have money! (Takes out four dollars in cash and puts them down one by one) Do the math, I spent one dollar just now, and here are four dollars, fifty cents a dollar, how many did I get in total? Wang Dashuan had ten. Xiaoer Dezi (counting with fingers) Yes!Four the day before yesterday, six yesterday, not ten!Da Shuan brother, you take two!If I have no money, I will drink your tea for nothing; if I have money, I will give it to you!you take it! (Blows one piece, puts it to the ear and listens) This piece is good, let one piece count as two pieces, here you are! Wang Dashuan (didn't take the money) Little Er Dezi, why is the business so good?Now the ocean is not easy to see! Little Er Dezi went to school! Wang Dashuan pronounces the word "one" as a pole, what book are you studying?Xiaoer Dezi (picking up the jug on the table, taking a drink from the spout, and whispering) The city party department sent me to the School of Law and Politics.I have never been such a beautiful errand, it is so beautiful and enjoyable!Much better than in Tianqiao!Hitting a student is worth fifty cents!How many times did you beat up yesterday? Wang Dashuan six. Xiaoer Dezi is right!There are two female students inside!It's so beautiful, so enjoyable!Brother Da Shuan, touch it, touch it! (Extends arm) It's made of steel and cement!Use this to beat male and female students, think about it, is it beautiful?Wang Dashuan and the others are so honest, obediently asking you to fight?Little Er Dezi, I'm looking for honest ones to fight!Where do you think I am a fool?Wang Dashuan's little Erdezi, listen to me, beating is wrong!It's hard to tell the little Er Dezi!Look at the provost who taught party justice, he slapped his pistol on the table first in class, I just swung my fists, I didn't pistol!What dean is Wang Dashuan, a rascal! Xiaoer Dezi is right!rogue!No, then I am also a hooligan!Brother Dashuan, why are you scolding me around your neck?Brother Da Shuan, you have bones!Don't be afraid of my iron-clad cement arm! Even if you beat me to death, Wang Dashuan, if I refuse to accept you, I will still refuse to accept you, right?Little Er Dezi, how did you come up with such a twist around your neck?Brother Da Shuan, you should teach the party righteousness, you have literary talent!Well, anyway, I won't hit the students today! Why didn't Wang Dashuan fight just today?Never fight!Didn't Xiaoer Dezi have another job for me today? What is Wang Dashuan's errand? Xiaoer Dezi hit the teacher today! Why did Wang Dashuan hit the teacher?It's wrong to hit the students, but also the teachers?How will the little Er Dezi hand over to the top, and how will I do it!The teachers, they said, were going on strike.Going on strike means being dishonest, and being dishonest will result in a beating!They told me to wait here and beat the teacher if I saw him! Zou Fuyuan (sniffing out danger) Junior brother, let's go!Wei Fu is happy to go! (Exit with Zou Fuyuan) Brother Dashuan, the second son, take this money!I don't want Wang Dashuan's money from beating female students! Xiaoer Dezi (take another piece) for a change, this one is for beating male students, okay? (Seeing that Wang Dashuan still shakes his head) How to do this, you can watch it for me.I'm going out to buy some delicious food, please, don't you want to eat and drink for the sake of living? (Put away the ocean, go down) [Kang Shunzi comes out with a small bag.Wang Lifa and Zhou Xiuhua followed.Shopkeeper Kang Shunzi Wang, if you change your mind and don't let me go, I don't have to go! Wang Li sent me... Zhou Xiuhua and Grandma Pang may not dare to smash the teahouse! Wang Lifa, how do you know?Is the Three Emperors easy to provoke?Kang Shunzi, I am most worried about Dali's work!As long as the news is leaked, everyone will be finished!That's worse than smashing a teahouse! Aunt Wang Dashuan, let's go!I will take you there!Dad, I'll send her off to the old man, okay? Wang Lifa-- How many years has Aunt Zhou Xiuhua suffered here and how much she has helped us, why shouldn't she be given away? Wang Lifa, I didn't tell him not to give it away!deliver!deliver! Aunt Wang Dashuan, wait, I'll get some clothes. (below) Zhou Xiuhua Dad, what's the matter with you? Wang Lifa, don't ask me any more, I'm in a mess!I've never been this messed up in my life!Daughter-in-law, you go with the aunt first, I will ask the boss to chase you!Auntie, you can't do it outside, just come back! Mrs. Zhou Xiuhua, this will always be your home!Wang Lifa, but who knows maybe...Kang Shunzi, I won't forget you either!Old shopkeeper, you must be tough! (Exit with Zhou Xiuhua) Wang Lifa (takes two steps, stops) What are you doing so hard? [Xie Yongren and Yu Houzhai come in. Xie Yongren (looks at the wall, first puts the money for tea on the table) Old man, make a pot. (sit) Wang Lifa (take money first) All right. Yu Houzhai Yongren, this is probably the last time we sit in a teahouse, right?After Xie Yongren, I will come here often.I decided to change my career and go to pedal three rounds!Yu Houzhai pedaling three rounds must be better than being a primary school teacher!Xie Yongren, I teach physical education, I am hungry, the students are hungry, and they still need to exercise, isn't it a joke? [Wang Xiaohua runs in. Wang Lifa Xiaohua, why did you leave school so early?Teacher Wang Xiaohua is on strike! (See Yu Houzhai, Xie Yongren) Teacher Yu, Teacher Xie!You don't go to school, don't you teach us?Also teach us!Can't see the teacher, the students are crying!We held a meeting and discussed it. We must abide by the rules in the future and not make the teachers angry!Yu Houzhai Xiaohua!The teachers are also unwilling to delay your homework.However, if you can't eat, how can you teach?We also have children in our family. Isn't it unfair to starve our own children in order to teach other people's children?Good boy, don't worry, after tea, we go to a meeting, maybe we can think of something! Xie Yongren study well at home, don't run around, Xiaohua! [Wang Dashuan comes out from behind, carrying a small bag. Dad Wang Xiaohua, these are my two teachers! Teacher Wang Dashuan, let's go!They ambushed the thugs!Who is Wang Lifa? Wang Dashuan's second son!As soon as he goes out, he will come back!Mr. Wang Lifa, the tea money will be refunded, (hand the money) please!quick!Wang Dashuan come with me! [Enter Xiaoer Dezi. There are parades on Xiaoerdezi Street, and you can't buy anything!Brother Da Shuan, where are you going?Who are these two? Wang Dashuan drinks tea! (Yu Houzhai and Xie Yongren go out together) Xiaoer Dezi stop! (The three of them still leave) What?disobedient?Beat me first!Wang Lifa's second son! Little Er Dezi (the fist has been released) Try this! Xie Yongren (a mouth on the top, a kick on the bottom) Try this!Ouch, little Er Dezi! (fall down) Wang Xiaohua deserves it!Should! Xie Yongren get up and fight again! Little Er Dezi (getting up, covering his face) Drink!drink! (backs away) Drink!Wang Dashuan, let's go! (Take two people down) Xiaoer Dezi (angry) Old shopkeeper, just wait, you let them go, I will settle accounts with you later!Can't beat them, can't you beat you, a bad old man? (Down) Grandpa Wang Xiaohua, grandpa!Did Xiaoer Dezi chase after the teachers?How good that is! Wang Lifa didn't dare!I've seen a lot of passers-by, they're all soft bullies, hard ones are scary!What if Wang Xiaohua comes back to beat you? Wang Li sent me?Grandpa can say good things. What did Wang Xiaohua's father do? Wang Li sends it out for a while, don't worry about it!Go to the back and study, good boy!Teacher Wang Xiaohua, please don't suffer, I'm really worried! (below) [Ding Bao runs in. Ding Bao old shopkeeper, old shopkeeper!Tell you something!Wang Lifa, tell me, girl! Ding Bao's little Liu Mazi, he has no good intentions, he wants to occupy this teahouse!How did Wang Lifa occupy it?Is this broken teahouse worth their occupation?Ding Bao, they will come later, I don't have time to elaborate, so come up with an idea!Miss Wang Lifa, thank you! Ding Bao, I'm here to tell you with good intentions, you can't sell me!Ms. Wang Lifa, I'm not a fool anymore!Do not worry!Hello Ding Bao!see you later! (Down) [Zhou Xiuhua returns. Zhou Xiuhua's father, they are leaving. Hello Wang Lifa! Zhou Xiuhua Xiaohua's father said, don't worry, he will come back when he delivers it.Whether Wang Lifa comes back or not is up to him! Dad Zhou Xiuhua, what's the matter with you?Why are you so unhappy?Wang Lifa is fine!fine!Let's go see Xiaohua.Doesn't she want to eat hot noodle soup?If you still have some noodles, make her a bowl, the poor child can't eat anything! Zhou Xiuhua has no white flour at all!Let me take a look and make her some hybrid gnocchi soup! (Down) [Xiao Tang Tiezui returns. Shopkeeper Xiao Tang Tiezui Wang, is it agreed? Wang Lifa will definitely call you back at night! Shopkeeper Xiaotang Tiezuiwang, you said that my father drank tea for nothing all his life, and I will give you a few life-saving words to pay him back.Tell you, the Three Emperors are stronger now than when the Japanese were here, and it is easier to smash your teahouse than a casserole!Don't be too careless! Wang Lifa, I know!It's good for you to buy mine, and it's good for you to show your merits to your empress!right? [Xiao Song Enzi and Xiao Wu Xiangzi come in, both wearing new foreign clothes.Little Tang Tiezui, are you busy today? Xiao Song Enzi is very busy!The teachers rioted!Wang Lifa, the name of "strike" was changed to "riot"?What's the matter with Xiao Tang Tiezui? Can little Wu Xiangzi and the others go back to the sky?So far, more than 100 people have been arrested and more than 70 people have been beaten. Tell them to rebel!Little Song Enzi is too clueless!They are honest, the United States will send rice and flour! Xiao Tang's iron mouth is it!Two, there are rice and flour, don't forget me!From now on, I will do my duty to show Fengshui to everyone's cemetery!it is good!Busy you two! (Down) Little Wu Xiangzi, you just asked, is "strike" changed to "riot"?Shopkeeper Wang!Wang Lifa is old and doesn't understand new things, so ask!Xiao Song Enzi hum!You are the same as them!Wang Li sent me?You exalt me ​​too much! Little Wu Xiangzi, we are busy, so we don't have time to waste time with you, so let's talk about it!What did Wang Lifa do so simply? Xiao Song Enzi's teachers rioted, and there must be someone in charge!Who is Wang Lifa? Little Wu Xiangzi, who came here last night? Wang Lifa Kang Dali! Xiao Song Enzi is him!You hand him over!Wang Lifa, if I know who he is from, can I still say it casually?How many years have I been dealing with your father, and I still don't understand this truth?Little Wu Xiangzi don't play with us, tell the truth!Wang Lifa still takes the money when he submits it, right? Xiao Song Enzi, you were really taught by my father!That's right, if you don't hand it over, take out your gold bars!Other shops open and close at will, but you must be at the bottom after all these years! [Little Er Dezi rushes over. Little Er Dezi, let's go!There are not enough people on the street!go!Little Wu Xiangzi, what are you doing? I'm not idle, little Er Dezi, look, my face is swollen!Shopkeeper Xiao Song Enzi, we'll be right back, make up your mind!Isn't Wang Lifa afraid that I will run away? Little Wu Xiangzi, old clapper, you are so funny!You go to the underworld, we will catch you back! (Slaps Wang Lifa with a palm, and slaps Xiao Song Enzi and Xiao Er Dezi) Wang Lifa (calling backwards) Xiao Hua!Xiaohua's mother!Zhou Xiuhua (runs out with Wang Xiaohua) I heard it all!what to do?Wang Lifa, let's go!Catch up with Mama Kang!quick! Wang Xiaohua, I'll take my schoolbag! (Down) Zhou Xiuhua took two clothes, Xiaohua!Dad, what if you are left alone?Wang Lifa This is my teahouse, where I live and die! [Wang Xiaohua runs back with her schoolbag and some things in her arms.Zhou Xiuhua's father! Grandpa Wang Xiaohua! Don't be sad, Wang Lifa, go (takes all the money and an old photo from his pocket) Daughter-in-law, take this little money, Xiaohua, take this, the photo of old Yutai thirty years ago, and give it to your father!let's go! [Xiao Liu Mazi returns with Ding Bao. Little Liu Mazi Xiaohua, the teacher is on strike, are you going to stay at grandma's house?Wang Xiaohua is right! Wang Lifa (pretentiously) Daughter-in-law, come back soon!Dad Zhou Xiuhua, we will be back in two days! (Exit with Wang Xiaohua) Xiaoliu Pockmark, shopkeeper Wang, good news!Director Shen approved my plan!Wang Lifa was overjoyed, overjoyed! Xiao Liu Mazi, you are also overjoyed, the director also approved the repair of this teahouse!As soon as I said it, the director said yes!He always refers to "good" as "artemisia", which has a special foreign flavor! What happened to Wang Lifa? From now on, little pockmarked Liu, you can rest easy!It's all under my control, you move out!I'll tell you first, so you won't bother me in the future! Wang Lifa can't!Coincidentally, I was thinking of moving.Ding Bao Xiao Liu, the old shopkeeper has been here for many years, don't you take care of him? Let's see, little pockmarked Liu!I am always honest in my work!Shopkeeper Wang, I will pick up the director and tell him to look at this place.You clean up here!Little Ding Bao, bring your narrow-mindedness and meet the director!Bring some perfume and give it a good spray, it stinks in here!Walk! (Exit with Ding Bao) Hello, Wang Lifa!very nice!great!Hahaha! [Fourth Master Chang comes in with a small basket, which contains some paper money and peanuts.Although he is over seventy years old, his back is not too bent. Why is Fourth Master Chang so good, old friend! Wang Lifa Ouch!常四哥！我正想找你这么一个人说说话儿呢！ 我沏一壶顶好的茶来，咱们喝喝！（去沏茶）〔秦仲义进来。他老的不象样子了，衣服也破旧不堪。秦仲义王掌柜在吗？ 常四爷在！您是……秦仲义我姓秦。 常四爷秦二爷。 王利发（端茶来）谁？秦二爷？正想去告诉您一声，这儿要大改良！坐！坐！ 常四爷我这儿有点花生米，（抓）喝茶吃花生米，这可真是个乐子！ 秦仲义可是谁嚼得动呢？ 王利发看多么邪门，好容易有了花生米，可全嚼不动！多么可笑！怎样啊？Second Master Qin! （都坐下）秦仲义别人都不理我啦，我来跟你说说：我到天津去了一趟，看看我的工厂！ 王利发不是没收了吗？又物归原主啦？这可是喜事！秦仲义拆了！ 常四爷 王利发拆了？ 秦仲义拆了！我四十年的心血啊，拆了！别人不知道，王掌柜你知道：我从二十多岁起，就主张实业救国。到而今……抢去我的工厂，好，我的势力小，干不过他们！可倒好好地办哪，那是富国裕民的事业呀！结果，拆了，机器都当碎铜烂铁卖了！全世界，全世界找得到这样的政府找不到？I ask you!王利发当初，我开的好好的公寓，您非盖仓库不可。看，仓库查封，货物全叫他们偷光！当初，我劝您别把财产都出手，您非都卖了开工厂不可！ 常四爷还记得吧？当初，我给那个卖小妞的小媳妇一碗面吃，您还说风凉话呢。 秦仲义现在我明白了！王掌柜，求你一件事吧：（掏出一二机器小零件和一支钢笔管来）工厂拆平了，这是我由那儿捡来的小东西。这支笔上刻着我的名字呢，它知道，我用它签过多少张支票，写过多少计划书。我把它们交给你，没事的时候，你可以跟喝茶的人们当个笑话谈谈，你说呀：当初有那么一个不知好歹的秦某人，爱办实业。办了几十年，临完他只由工厂的土堆里捡回来这么点小东西！你应当劝告大家，有钱哪，就该吃喝嫖赌，胡作非为，可千万别干好事！告诉他们哪，秦某人七十多岁了才明白这点大道理！他是天生来的笨蛋！ 王利发您自己拿着这支笔吧，我马上就搬家啦！常四爷搬到哪儿去？ 王利发哪儿不一样呢！秦二爷，常四爷，我跟你们不一样，二爷财大业大心胸大，树大可就招风啊！四爷你，一辈子不服软，敢作敢当，专打抱不平。我呢，作了一辈子顺民，见谁都请安、鞠躬、作揖。我只盼着呀，孩子们有出息，冻不着，饿不着，没灾没病！可是，日本人在这儿，二拴子逃跑啦，老婆想儿子想死啦！好容易，日本人走啦，该缓一口气了吧？谁知道，（惨笑）哈哈，哈哈，哈哈！ 常四爷我也不比你强啊！自食其力，凭良心干了一辈子啊，我一事无成！七十多了，只落得卖花生米！个人算什么呢，我盼哪，盼哪，只盼国家象个样儿，不受外国人欺侮。可是……哈哈！ 秦仲义日本人在这儿，说什么合作，把我的工厂就合作过去了。咱们的政府回来了，工厂也不怎么又变成了逆产。仓库里（指后边）有多少货呀，全完！还有银号呢，人家硬给加官股，官股进来了，我出来了！Ha ha! 王利发改良，我老没忘了改良，总不肯落在人家后头。卖茶不行啊，开公寓。公寓没啦，添评书！评书也不叫座儿呀，好，不怕丢人，想添女招待！人总得活着吧？我变尽了方法，不过是为活下去！是呀，该贿赂的，我就递包袱。我可没作过缺德的事，伤天害理的事，为什么就不叫我活着呢？我得罪了谁？who?皇上，娘娘那些狗男女都活得有滋有味的，单不许我吃窝窝头，谁出的主意？ 常四爷盼哪，盼哪，只盼谁都讲理，谁也不欺侮谁！可是，眼看着老朋友们一个个的不是饿死，就是叫人家杀了，我呀就是有眼泪也流不出来喽！松二爷，我的朋友，饿死啦，连棺材还是我给他化缘化来的！他还有我这么个朋友，给他化了一口四块板的棺材；我自己呢？我爱咱们的国呀，可是谁爱我呢？看，（从筐中拿出些纸钱）遇见出殡的，我就捡几张纸钱。没有寿衣，没有棺材，我只好给自己预备下点纸钱吧，哈哈，哈哈！ 秦仲义四爷，让咱们祭奠祭奠自己，把纸钱撒起来，算咱们三个老头子的吧！ Wang Lifa is right!四爷，照老年间出殡的规矩，喊喊！常四爷（立起，喊）四角儿的跟夫，本家赏钱一百二十吊！ （撒起几张纸钱）① 秦仲义 王利发一百二十吊！ 秦仲义（一手拉住一个）我没的说了，再见吧！（下）王利发再见！ 常四爷再喝你一碗！（一饮而尽）再见！（下）王利发再见！ 〔丁宝与小心眼进来。 丁宝他们来啦，老大爷！（往屋中喷香水）王利发好，他们来，我躲开！（捡起纸钱，往后边走）小心眼老大爷，干吗撒纸钱呢？ 王利发谁知道！ (Down) 〔小刘麻子进来。 小刘麻子来啦！一边一个站好！ 〔丁宝、小心眼分左右在门内立好。 ９４４老舍文集第十一卷①三、四十年前，北京富人出殡，要用三十二人、四十八人或六十四人抬棺材，也叫抬杠。另有四位杠夫拿着拨旗，在四角跟随。杠夫换班须注意拨旗，以便进退有序；一班也叫一拨儿。起杠时和路祭时，领杠者须喊"加钱"--本家或姑奶奶赏给杠夫酒钱。加钱数目须夸大地喊出。在喊加钱时，有人撒起纸钱来。 〔门外有汽车停住声，先进来两个宪兵。沈处长进来，穿军便服；高靴，带马刺；手执小鞭。后面跟着二宪兵。 沈处长（检阅似的，看丁宝、小心眼，看完一个说一声）好（蒿）！ 〔丁宝摆上一把椅子，请沈处长坐。 小刘麻子报告处长，老裕泰开了六十多年，九城闻名，地点也好，借着这个老字号，作我们的一个据点，一定成功！我打算照旧卖茶，派（指）小丁宝和小心眼作招待。有我在这儿监视着三教九流，各色人等，一定能够得到大量的情报！ 沈处长好（蒿）！ 〔丁宝由宪兵手里接过骆驼牌烟，上前献烟；小心眼接过打火机，点烟。 小刘麻子后面原来是仓库，货物已由处长都处理了，现在空着。我打算修理一下，中间作小舞厅，两旁布置几间卧室，都带卫生设备。处长清闲的时候，可以来跳跳舞，玩玩牌，喝喝咖啡。天晚了，高兴住下，您就住下。这就算是处长个人的小俱乐部，由我管理，一定要比公馆里更洒脱一点，方便一点，热闹一点！ 沈处长好（蒿）！ 丁宝处长，我可以请示一下吗？ 沈处长好（蒿）！ 丁宝这儿的老掌柜怪可怜的。好不好给他作一身制服，叫他看看门，招呼贵宾们上下汽车？他在这儿几十年了，谁都认识他，简直可以算是老头儿商标！沈处长好（蒿）！pass! 小刘麻子是！（往后跑）王掌柜！老掌柜！我爸爸的老朋友，老大爷！（入。过一会儿又跑回来）报告处长，他也不是怎么上了吊，吊死啦！ 沈处长好（蒿）！好（蒿）！ --幕落·全剧终