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Chapter 3 second act

teahouse 老舍 9206Words 2018-03-19
More than ten years have elapsed since Yuan Shikai's death, and now the imperialists have ordered the Chinese warlords to separatist regimes and start civil wars from time to time.Early summer, morning. The location is the same as the front curtain. Characters Wang Shufen Newspaperboy Kang Shunzi Li Sanchang Fourth Master Kang Daliwang Lifasong Erye Laolin's number of refugees Song Enzi Lao Chen Patrolman Wu Xiangzi Cui Jiufeng There are two or three officers living in the seven-person apartment of the soldier holding the command Three or five soldiers from Tang Tiezui and Liu Mazi

[Curtain opening: The big teahouses in Beijing have closed their doors one after another. "Yutai" is the only one remaining, but in order to avoid being eliminated, it has changed its appearance and style.Now, its front still sells tea, but the back has been converted into apartments.The front part only sells tea and melon seeds; "rotten meat noodles" and so on have become historical terms.The kitchen was moved to the back to provide meals for the apartment residents.The tea seats have also been greatly improved: they are all small tables and wicker chairs, and the tables are covered with light green tablecloths.The big painting of "The Drunken Eight Immortals" on the wall, and even the shrine to the God of Wealth, have been removed and replaced by pictures of fashionably beauties—advertising pictures of foreign cigarette companies. The note "Don't talk about state affairs" has been preserved, and the writing is bigger.Wang Lifa is really like a "holy man", not only did not make "Yutai" perish, but also made it have a new development. [Because of repairing the facade, the teahouse has been closed for a few days and is going to open tomorrow.Wang Shufen and Li San were busy arranging, moving and moving the tables and chairs, arranging and arranging, hoping to make it perfect.

[Wang Shufen wears a fashionable bun, while Li San still wears a braid. [Students two and three come from behind, greet them and go out.Wang Shufen (seeing Li San's braids getting in the way) Third Lord, our teahouse has been improved, should your braids be cut too? Li San improved!Improve!The more you change it, the colder it gets, the colder it is!Wang Shufen can't say that either!Look, Sanye, I heard that Detai in Xizhimen, Guangtai in Beixinqiao, Tiantai in front of the Drum Tower, all these big teahouses have closed their doors one after another!Only our Yutai is still open, why?Isn't it because Shuanzi's father knows how to improve?

Li San hum!The emperor is gone, so it's finally a big improvement, right?But after many changes, Yuan Shikai still wants to be emperor.After Yuan Shikai's death, the world was in turmoil. One cannonball today and another city will be shut down tomorrow. Reform?snort!I still keep my pigtails, what if the emperor changes them back! Don't be stubborn, Wang Shufen, third master!People have changed the Republic of China for us, can we not follow it?You see, after we clean it up like this, it is not as clean and beautiful as before?Wouldn't it be more decent to entertain civilized people only?However, if you still wear pigtails, how unpleasant it looks!

Mrs. Li San, you don't like it, but I don't like it!Oh, Wang Shufen, are you unhappy?how? Li San, you still don't understand?The teahouse in the front and the apartment in the back are all dependent on the shopkeeper and me. No matter how you say it, they are too busy!Wang Shufen's front matter belongs to him, and I will help you with the latter matter?Even with your help, Li San has to clean twenty rooms, serve meals for more than twenty people, make tea and water, buy things and deliver letters, ask yourself, can you bear it? Third Master Wang Shufen, you are right!But ah, in this turbulent time, if you have something to do, you have to chant Buddha!We all have to bear with it!Li San, I can't do it!Sleeping for four or five hours a day is hard for anyone!

Oh, Wang Shufen!Third master, no one can feel comfortable these days!Just wait, Da Shuanzi will graduate from high school during the summer vacation, and Er Shuanzi will grow up soon. Once they are useful, we can relax.You have helped us since old shopkeeper Wang was alive, old friend, old buddy! [Wang Lifa comes in from behind in an old-fashioned way. Old man Li San?It's been more than 20 years, can they give me more than wages?Everything is improved, why doesn't wages improve with it? Wang Lifa!What are you talking about?If our business gets better and better, can I not give you a higher salary?Come on, let's open tomorrow for auspiciousness, don't quarrel, let's do it like this! Allright? ①What about Li San?If I don't change my conscience, I can't go on! 〔Calling from behind: "Li San! Li San!"

Wang Lifa called Mr. Cui, hurry up!Let's study our matter carefully when we have time!Li San hum! Wang Shufen, I said, the gate of the city was closed yesterday, and it may not be closed today, third master, I will leave the matter here to the shopkeeper, go buy some food!Among other things, you have to buy some pickles! [Later called: "Li San! Li San!" Li San is right, yelling from behind, urging from the front, split me in half, okay? (walks back angrily) Wang Lifa Shuanzi's mother, he is a bit older, you have to... Wang Shufen, he has been complaining for a long time!But you are right to complain!In front of him, I can't speak directly; to you, I have to tell the truth: we have to add people!Wang Lifa has to pay wages for adding people, can we make money?If I can do other things, but still open a teahouse, I am a grandson!

[There is a faint sound of artillery in the distance. Listen to Wang Lifa, it's fucking fired again!You make trouble, make trouble!It will be strange if it can be opened tomorrow!That's what it says! Wang Shufen understands people don't talk nonsense, I was the one who started the cannon?Wang Lifa, stop talking nonsense and go to work!Hey! Sooner or later Wang Shufen will either die from exhaustion or be bombarded to death, I see it through! (walks slowly to the back) Wang Lifa (softer) Shuanzi's mother, don't be afraid, we have been fired many times, but we haven't been killed once, Beijing city is a treasure land!

Wang Shufen's heart keeps jumping into her throat, treasure land!I'll get food money for the third master. (Down) [A group of refugees, men and women, beg outside the door. Refugee shopkeeper, please do me a favor, you are pitiful!Wang Lifa, let's go, I don't want to send here, it hasn't opened yet!Poor refugees!We are all fleeing!Wang Lifa, don't waste your time!I can't even take care of myself! [Enter the Patrolman. Patrol go!roll!Hurry up! [The refugees disperse. How is Wang Lifa?Master Liu!Is it tight again?Patrol tight!Tight!How can there be so many refugees if the war is not tight?The higher-ups hand it over to you, and you deliver 80 catties of flatbread, which must be delivered at twelve o'clock!The soldiers in the city can only go out to fight with dry food!Wang Lifa, you are very wise, now I have all the food in the back of the package, no longer sell food, and have not opened yet, let alone 80 catties of pancakes, I can't hand over a catty!Patrolman, you have your reasons, I have my orders, you just figure it out! (to go)

Wang Lifa, wait!It's true that I haven't opened here yet, you know that!After opening, I will trouble you more!Come on, buy a bag of tea and drink it! (Passing banknotes) I can't thank you enough for your kind words!Patrolman (receives the ticket) Let me tell you, whether it will work or not is not guaranteed! [Three or five soldiers, in tattered uniforms, all armed with guns, burst into the door.Patrol bosses, I'm checking the account here, and it hasn't opened yet!Private OE Cattle Shopkeeper Wang, the patrol officer, honor the bosses and order some tea money, and invite them to drink elsewhere!Mrs. Wang Lifa, I'm really sorry, it hasn't opened yet, otherwise, you are welcome to live here! (hands the money to the patrolman) Patrolman (hands it to the soldiers) Well, forgive me, bosses, he really can't entertain you!

大兵OE Niu∷Guaranteed, executives, executives, Wang Lifa, where can I find money?Soldier OE Niu ∽ Wei  bream [Vulgar Cherry Patrol, hurry up!Add more! Wang Lifa (picks out) Bosses, if I still have one piece, please burn the house down! (passing the banknotes) Private OE cattle. n Worry  Long  Presented by Mi Pijiao Yue Lun La trail patrol, I blocked a cauldron for you!If they don't leave, you will be finished, not even a teacup left! Wang Lifa, I will never forget this benefit of yours! The policeman is credited for this, don't you have another meaning?Wang Lifa is right!You are wise, I am confused!But, if you search for me, I really don't have a penny! (Picks up the jacket and asks him to search) You search!You search!Patrolman, I can't beat you!See you tomorrow, it may be wind or rain tomorrow! (Down) Wang Lifa, go slowly! (watches the patrolman walk away, stomps his feet) Damn it!Fight, fight!Fight today, fight tomorrow, fight all the time, what the hell are you fighting for? [Tang Tiezui comes in, still so thin and dirty, but wearing a silk jacket. Tang Tiezui Wang shopkeeper!I'm here to congratulate you! Wang Lifa (still angry) Yo!Mr. Tang?I will no longer give away tea for nothing! (looks at him, with a smile) You're doing well!Put on silk! Tang Tiezui is better than before!I am grateful for this month!Wang Lifa deserves thanks in this year!Sounds a bit out of tune!The more chaotic Tang Tiezui gets, the better my business will be!In these years, whoever lives and who dies depends on luck, how can we not do more fortune-telling and face-to-face?Are you right?Wang Lifa Yes① also said the same thing! Tang Tiezui heard that the apartment was changed later, so rent me a room, okay?Mr. Wang Lifa, Mr. Tang, I'm afraid that your hobby is here... Tang Tiezui, I don't smoke opium anymore! Wang Lifa really?You are really going to get rich! Tang Tiezui, I will switch to "white noodles". (Pointing to the cigarette advertisement on the wall) Look, the Hardman cigarettes are long and loose, (takes out the cigarettes to perform) There is a big piece left after a meal, just right for "white flour".Tobacco from the British Empire, "white noodles" from Japan, two great powers are waiting for me alone, isn't this a little bit of luck? Wang Lifa is very lucky!Not small!However, my place is already full of people. Whenever there is a vacant room, I will reserve it for you! Tang Tiezui, you look down on me, afraid that I won't be able to pay the rent!Wang Lifa has nothing to do!They are all people who have been on the street for a long time, who can look down on whom?This is a heartfelt message, right? Tang Tiezui, your mouth is more fancy than mine! Wang Lifa, I'm not just playing lip service, I'm at ease!Over the past ten years, how many bowls of tea have you drank from me?Do the math yourself!You're doing well now, are you thinking of paying me back my tea money? Tang Tiezui catches up tomorrow and I will pay you back, so how much money is there in total! (accquaints and walks out) [The newspaper seller on the street shouts: "News about the battle at Changxindian, buy a newspaper and see the news about the battle at Changxindian!" The newsboy pokes his head inward.Newsboy shopkeeper, let's take a look at the news about the battle at Changxindian?Does Wang Lifa have any news that there will be no war? Newsboys may have them, you can find them yourself! Wang Lifa go!Don't look! Newsboy shopkeeper, you can still fight if you don’t look at it! (To Tang Tiezui) Sir, are you taking care of me? Tang Tiezui is not like him, (referring to Wang Lifa) I care most about state affairs! (Takes a newspaper and leaves without paying) [The newsboy chases after Tang Tiezui. Wang Lifa (talking to himself) Changxin Store!Changxin store!Not far from here! (Shouting) Third master, third master!Why don't you buy some food early, you won't be able to buy anything when the gate of the city is closed in a while!Hey! (Hearing that there was no answer behind him, he ran back angrily) [Fourth Master Chang walks in with a bunch of pickled radishes and two chickens.Shopkeeper Chang Si Ye Wang! Who is Wang Lifa?Yo, fourth master!what are you doingFourth Master Chang, I'm selling vegetables!Self-reliant, unambiguous!Today, the city is chaotic and chaotic, and we can't buy vegetables; we searched here and there, and caught two chickens and a few catties of old pickled radishes.I heard that you will open tomorrow, maybe you can use it, so I brought it here for you! Wang Lifa I thank you!I have nothing to do here!Fourth Master Chang (looks around) Good!OK!Well done!The big teahouses are all closed, it is because you have a mind and can improve according to the changing situation!Wang Lifa, stop praising me!I'll do my best, but I'm afraid the world will always be in such a mess! Fourth Master Chang, people like me can't afford to sit in such a teahouse! [Second Master Song walks in, dressed poorly, but still carrying the birdcage.Shopkeeper Song Er Ye Wang!I heard it will open tomorrow, so I'm here to say congratulations! (Seeing Fourth Master Chang) Ouch!Fourth master, you miss me to death! Fourth Master Chang's second brother!Hello? Wang Lifa sit down! Shopkeeper Song Er Yewang, how are you?Ma'am?How are you, master?Good business?Wang Lifa (speaking vigorously) Good!TOEFL! (brings up the chicken and pickles) Si Ye, how much is it? Fourth Master Chang watched and gave as much as he should! Wang Lifa is right!I'll get you a pot of tea! (Takes things to the back) Second Master Song and Fourth Master, how are you? Fourth Master Chang sells vegetables!Hardcore crops are gone, don't you still sell your strength?Second Master, how are you doing? How is Second Master Song?I want to cry a lot!See my clothes?Am I still human? Second Brother Chang Fourth Master, you can write and count, can't you find something to do?Song Erye * dare the badger to rebel against Tan ざ*!But, who wants us bannermen!Thinking about it, the Qing Dynasty was not necessarily good, but in the Republic of China, I was starving! Wang Lifa (returns with a pot of tea. Gives money to Fourth Master Chang) I don't know how much you spent, so I'll just give you that! Fourth Master Chang (takes the money, puts it in his arms without looking at it) It's okay!Second Master Wang Lifa, (pointing to the birdcage) Is it still a yellow bird?How is the whistle?Song Erye*The old accent is quite scarred∥Leaf horseshoe crab Shoulder Huangfu heart 穸 Horseshoe crab. ㄓXin said haggard 肠┠*Look, look, (open the cover) how decent!As soon as I saw it, I couldn't bear to die! Second master Wang Lifasong, don't say die!One day, you'll take one more step of luck! Fourth Master Chang, Second Brother, let's go!Find a place to have a drink or two!A drunk solution to a thousand worries!Shopkeeper Wang, I won't let you, you don't have that much money!I can't leave Wang Lifa either, so I won't accompany him! [Fourth Master Chang and Second Master Song are going out, Song Enzi and Wu Xiangzi come in.The two of them still wore gray shirts, but the cuffs were thinner, and they wore blue mandarin jackets. Second Master Song (seeing clearly that it was them, couldn't help but go forward to greet him) So it's you two masters! [Wang Lifa seems to have been infected by Second Lord Song, and he also greets him, which makes the two of them stunned. Song Enzi, what's the matter?It has been several years since the Republic of China, why do you still ask for peace?Can't you bow? Second Master Song, when I saw your two gray coats, I remembered what happened in the Qing Dynasty!I can't help asking! Wang Lifa, I do the same!I think asking Ann is more enjoyable than bowing!Wu Xiangzi hahahaha!Second Master Song, your hard-core crops are dying, but our gray coats have become hard-core crops instead, hahaha! (Seeing Fourth Master Chang) Isn't this Fourth Master Chang? Fourth Master Chang Yes, you have good eyesight!In the year of 1898, I said something here, "The Qing Dynasty is coming to an end", and I got you two arrested and sat in prison for more than a year! Song Enzi, your memory is not bad!Are you doing well?Master Chang TOEFL!After I got out of the prison, I soon caught up with the year of Gengzi; helping the Qing Dynasty and destroying the foreigners, I became a boxer and fought a few battles with the foreigners!After all the trouble, the Qing Dynasty is dead, and it deserves to die!I am a bannerman, but I have to speak the truth!Now, every day at five o'clock, a pick of green vegetables is made, and they are sold out around ten o'clock.Earn food with strength, my body is stronger!When foreigners dare to mobilize troops again, my surname Chang is going to fight them!I am a bannerman, and the bannermen are also Chinese!How are you two?Wu Xiangzi is fooling around!When there is an emperor, we serve the emperor. When there is President Yuan, we serve President Yuan. Now, Song Enzi, what should I say? Song Enzi who feeds, who we serve! What if Chang Siye is fed by foreigners? Second Master Song and Fourth Master, let's go! Wu Xiangzi tells you, Fourth Master Chang, those who want us to serve rely on the support of foreigners!How can we fight without foreign guns and cannons? Master Song Er, you are right! *∷Capsuleglycoside mulberry〕K capsule≡ruomulberryWu Pai 忝强焐焐俜*财! (Exit with Second Master Song) Song Enzi, boy! Wang Lifa (pouring tea) Fourth Master Chang is always so stubborn and stubborn, don't worry about him! (Let's make tea) Let's drink a bowl, just brewed. Who are the people living behind Song Enzi? Most of Wang Lifa is a college student, and he has a few acquaintances.I have a register and report to the "Patrol Pavilion" at any time.I'll bring it, you two have a look?Wu Xiangzi, we don't look at books, we look at people! Don't look at Wang Lifa, you are guaranteed to be a reliable person!Song Enzi, why do you love renting students?Students are not honest guys!In Wang Lifa's time, the officials took office today and dismissed tomorrow, and the business opened today and closed tomorrow, all unreliable!Only students who have money can pay the rent on a monthly basis, and those who don’t have money can’t go to college!Look, it's such an account, isn't it? Song Enzi has already told you to figure it out!You are right!Now, even we owe wages! Wu Xiangzi is right, so he has to take people every day, so he can get some allowances!Song Enzi relied on the fact that if he got it wrong, he would let it go, and if he got it, he would get a subsidy!Let's go, take a look behind! Wu Xiangzi go! Wang Lifa two, two!Don't worry, it's guaranteed to be right! If Song Enzi doesn't look at it, he can't get anyone. Who will give us subsidies?Wu Xiangzi, shopkeeper Wang doesn't want us to watch it, so shopkeeper Wang will definitely find a way for us!We have to save face for Shopkeeper Wang!Right?Shopkeeper Wang!Wang Li sent me... Song Enzi, I came up with a not-so-bright idea: just come to a monthly subscription, the first day of each month, calculated according to the solar calendar, you take that point... Wu Xiangzi's point! Song Enzi is right, send that little meaning, you will save trouble, and we will also save trouble!How much does Wang Lifa mean by that? Wu Xiangzi's friendship for many years, you can figure it out!You are smart, can you turn that little meaning into embarrassment? Li San (comes out from behind with a vegetable basket) Drink, my lords! (Please be safe) Let’s close the city gate again today! (He goes out without waiting for an answer) [Students 2 and 3 come back in a hurry. Student Sanye, don't go out yet, there are crimes being caught on the street! (Walks to the back) Li San (still walks out) It doesn't matter if you catch him, you'll be a coolie no matter where you are! [Liu Mazi runs over like a lost soul, and bumps into Li San.What happened to Li San?Scared the soul out!Liu Mazi (panting) Don't, don't, don't go out!I almost told them to catch me!Third Master Wang Lifa, wait a minute! How does Li San have lunch? Wang Lifa told everyone that there is no other way to eat pickled vegetable rice at noon!Eat those two chickens tonight! Alright Li San! (go back) Mazi Liu, oh my god, you scared me to death! Song Enzi, you are alive, so you don't want to buy or sell a few big girls!Someone sells Liu Mazi, and someone buys it. I'm just helping out in the middle. Can you blame me? (Drink the tea in the three teacups on the table successively) Wu Xiangzi, let me tell you that our buddies have been running the revolutionary party since the Qing Dynasty, and don't care much about human trafficking and women abducting.But if you want us to meet each other, we will no longer turn a blind eye!Also, people like you, get in and be locked on the piss bucket!Master Liu Mazi, don't say that!Am I not going to be hungry too?You see, in the past, I followed the disciples of the masters of the Eight Banners and the eunuchs in the palace.Such a revolution, it’s hard for me!Now, the head of the family, the deputy head of the family, the head of the group, and the head of the teacher want to marry the concubine, who pays attention to singing and singing, and the famous actress in the troupe, who spends 35,000 yuan in the ocean!I'm just watching, but I can't touch the door!What is my business as big as a sesame seed? Song Enzi, you, unless you are locked on the piss bucket, you will not agree!Come on Liu Mazi, today I can't be filial to the two of you, but another day I will have a heart! Wu Xiangzi, you have business today, otherwise, you will not come out in chaos! Liu Mazi did not!No! Song Enzi, you don't have a half-truth in your mouth!It's no good for you not to tell us the truth!Shopkeeper Wang, let's go out and go around; the first day of next month, according to the Gregorian calendar, don't forget! Wang Lifa, I forgot my surname, and I can't forget about you two!Wu Xiangzi made it a deal! (Exit with Song Enzi) Wang Lifa, Master Liu, have you had enough tea?It's time to go out and do some activities!Liu Mazi, you are busy with your work, I am here waiting for two friends.Wang Lifa, let's talk about it. From now on, you can no longer do business here. This place is now improved and civilized! [Kang Shunzi is carrying a small bag, leading Kang Dali, and looking inside.Is Kang Dali here? Kang Shunzi is in the right place, why did he change his appearance? (comes in, looks closely, and sees pockmarked Liu) Dali, come in, it's here! Did Kang Dali find the right one?mom! Kang Shunzi is right!With him here, you can't go wrong!Wang Lifa Who are you looking for? Kang Shunzi (silent, went straight past Mazi Liu) Mazi Liu, do you still know me? (want to hit, but can't reach out, trembling all the time) You, you, you... (want to scold, also find it difficult) Liu Mazi, you bitch, why are you messing with me for no reason?Kang Shunzi (struggling) for no reason?You, look who am I?A man, why can't he eat, and does something that hurts nature and reason!Pooh!Pooh!Wang Lifa, the sister-in-law, has something to say! Kang Shunzi, are you the shopkeeper?Did you forget it?Ten years ago, there was a eunuch who married a wife? Wang Lifa, you are the eunuch Pang...Kang Shunzi is a good thing he (referring to Liu Mazi) did, I will settle accounts with him today! (Trying to fight again, still unsuccessful) Liu Mazi (hiding) How dare you!you dare!I'm a good man and don't fight with women! (Backs away as he speaks) I, I'm going to find someone to help me reason! (runs back) Wang Lifa (to Kang Shunzi) Sis, sit down and speak slowly!Where is Eunuch Pang?Kang Shunzi (sitting down and gasping for breath) is dead.Tell his nephews to starve to death.Once the Republic of China was changed, he still had money but no power, so his nephews dared to bully him.As soon as he died, his nephews kicked us out without even giving us a quilt! Wang Lifa, this is...? Kang Shunzi my son! Wang Lifa your...? Kang Shunzi was also bought to be the eunuch's son. Mother Kang Dali!Your father sold you here in the first place?Kang Shunzi is right, good boy!This is the place, I passed out as soon as I entered the door here, I will never forget this place! Kang Dali, I don't remember where my father sold mine!At that time, Kang Shunzi, weren't you only one year old?Mom raised you up, you and mom are of one mind, right?obedient! That old bastard Kang Dali pinches you, pinches you, bites you, and even stabs me with a cigarette stick!There are so many of them, we can't beat them!If it weren't for you, Ma, I'd have 'em killed! Kang Shunzi is right!There are so many of them, and we are too honest!You see, when I saw Liu Mazi, I wanted to bite him a few times, but, but, I didn't even seal a mouth, and I couldn't reach out! Mother Kang Dali, when I grow up, I will help you fight!I don't know who my real mother is, you are my real mother! Hello Kang Shunzi!it is good!We will always be together, I will earn money, and you will study! (Slightly stunned for a while) Shopkeeper, I asked someone to buy it here, and we are finally destined, can you help me find something to do?It doesn't matter if I starve to death, but I can't starve to death this helpless good boy! [Wang Shufen comes out and stands behind listening. Wang Lifa, what are you going to do? Kang Shunzi is good at washing, sewing, mending, and cooking as a writer!I am a countryman, I can endure hardships, as long as I am no longer the eunuch's wife, all hardships are sweet! How much does Wang Lifa want? Kang Shunzi has three meals to eat, a place to sleep, and enough energy to go to school, that's fine!Alright, Wang Lifa, I'll ask you slowly!You see, I haven't forgotten what happened more than ten years ago, and I feel unhappy when I think about it!Kang Shunzi But, where are our mother and son going now?Wang Lifa went back to the countryside to find your old father! Kang Shunzi him?Whether he is alive or dead, I don't know.Even if I'm alive, I can't find him!He's sorry for his daughter, and she doesn't have to call him dad anymore!Wang Lifa immediately looked for trouble, but it was not easy! Wang Shufen (come over) She can do laundry and work, and she doesn't ask for much money, so I'll keep her!Wang Li sent you? Wang Shufen, am I not the shopkeeper?Should Mr. Li and I be exhausted to death?Shopkeeper Kang Shunzi, try me!Look, I can't do it, you talk, I'll go!Sister-in-law Wang Shufen, come with me! Kang Shunzi was sold here at the beginning, so let's use this place as my mother's home now!Dali, come on! Shopkeeper Kang Dali, if you don't hit me, I will help my mother with her work! (Exit with Wang Shufen and Kang Shunzi) Wang Lifa is a good guy, once you add it, you have two mouths!The eunuch has been canceled, but the family members of the eunuch have been handed over here! Li San (covers Liu Mazi and comes out): Let's go! (Go back) Wang Lifa just leave, are you still waiting for the real two fragile ones?Didn't I say Liu Mazi, wait for two friends?Wang Lifa, tell me what to say! What can Liu Mazi do?Every other line is like a mountain, you always have to open a teahouse, and I always have to do my job!When the time comes, I have to do my job too! [Lao Lin and Lao Chen walk in with smiles on their faces. Liu Mazi (Both of them are younger than him, but he calls them elder brother) Big Brother Lin, Second Brother Chen! (Seeing that Wang is dissatisfied, he hurriedly said) Shopkeeper Wang, there is no one here now, so let me borrow my light, and I will not be an example! Wang Lifa (pointing to the back) is still here!Don't worry about Mazi Liu, she won't hit anyone!Even if I fight for real, the two of them will help me! Wang Li sent you!snort! (go to the back) Mazi Liu, sit down and talk! Tell me, Lao Lin!Second child! Old Chen, tell me!elder brother! Liu Mazi who said it was different! Old Chen, tell me, you are the big brother! That old Lin, look, we are brothers!Old Chen is right!Put bro, friendship of two people wearing a pair of pants!Lao Lin, he has a few dollars in cash! Liu Mazi is now in the ocean? Brother Chen Lin also has a few dollars in cash! How much is Liu Mazi in total?Say a number! Lao Linna, I can't tell you yet! Only when Lao Chen can handle things! There is nothing he can't do with Liu Mazi's ambitions!old forest Lao Chen really? Liu Mazi lied about his grandson! Lao Lin Then, tell me, second child! Old Chen, you still say, brother! Look, Lao Lin, there are two of us, right? Mazi Liu Mmm! Is it the friendship between Lao Chen and the two who wear a pair of pants?Mazi Liu Mmm! Lao Lin, no one laughs at our friendship, right? Liu Mazi is friendly, no one will laugh at him! No one in Lao Chen laughed at the friendship between the three of them, right?Three of Mazi Liu?Who are they? Lao Lin also has a woman! Mazi Liu Mmm!Ok!Ok!I see!But it's hard to do, I haven't done it!You see, it is usually said that there is a young couple, how can there be a young couple!Is it difficult for Lao Lin? Liu Mazi is too difficult to handle! Lao Lin (asking Lao Chen) What do you think? Can Lao Chen be defeated in vain? Lao Lin can't be pulled down!I have been a soldier for more than ten years, and I can't even marry half of my daughter-in-law!damn it! Liu Mazi can't be pulled down, let's think again!How many pieces of ocean do you have in total? [Wang Lifa and Cui Jiufeng walk slowly from behind.Liu Mazi and others stopped talking. Wang Lifa, Mr. Cui, Qin Erye sent someone to invite you yesterday, why didn't you go?You are so knowledgeable, you know astronomy first, geography second, and you have been a member of Congress, but you live with me and read scriptures every day; why don't you go out and do something?A good man like you should go out and be an official!With an upright official like you, we ordinary people can live in peace! Cui Jiufeng is ashamed!ashamed!What a sin to be a member of Congress!What's the use of a revolution, it's nothing more than misleading oneself and others!well!Now I can only practice, repent! Wang Lifa, look at Second Master Qin, he runs a factory and is busy opening a bank!So what if Cui Jiufeng runs a factory and bank account?He said industry saved the country, who did he save?Saved himself, he became richer and richer!But his little career, hmph, the foreigner stretched out a little finger, and pushed him to the ground, never getting up again! Wang Lifa, don't say that!Don't we have no hope at all?Cui Jiufeng is hard to say!Hard to say!You see, today Dashuai Wang beats Dashuai Li, and tomorrow Dashuai Zhao beats Dashuai Wang again.Who told them to fight?Who is Wang Lifa?which bastard? Cui Jiufeng is a foreigner! Wang Lifa is a foreigner?I can't understand! Cui Jiufeng Slowly you will understand.One day, you and I will both be subjugated slaves!I have made a revolution, and my words are not spoken casually!Wang Lifa Then, why don't you think about your ideas, show your strength, and don't call everyone a subjugated slave? Cui Jiufeng When I was young, I took the world as my duty, and I did think so!Now, I can see through, China must perish! Wang Lifa also has to treat a dead horse like a living horse! Cui Jiufeng's dead horse should be treated like a living horse?That is delusional!A dead horse cannot live again, but a living horse will die sooner or later!Alright, I'm going to Hongji Temple, and Qin Erye will send someone to look for me again, just say, I can only recite scriptures and nothing else! (below) [Song Enzi and Wu Xiangzi are back. Wang Lifa two!Is there any news? [Song Enzi and Wu Xiangzi are silent, they sit near the door, watching Liu Mazi and others. [Liu Mazi doesn't know what to do, so he lowers his head. [Lao Chen and Lao Lin don't know what to do, they look at each other speechlessly. [There is a silence of a minute. Brother Chen, let's go? Old Lin go! Song Enzi, wait! (Stand up, block the way) What's the matter, old Chen? Wu Xiangzi (stands up too) What do you think is the matter? [The four stare blankly at each other for a while. Song Enzi obediently followed us! Where is Lao Lin going? Wu Xiangzi deserted, right?Some pieces are now in the ocean and want to hide in Beijing, right?If you have money, hide it, if you have no money, you will be a bandit, right?Old Chen, can you control it?I beat eight of you alone. (To hit) Song Enzi you?It's a pity you sold the gun, huh?People without guns can't do better than people with guns, right? (Patting the gun on his body) I will beat eight of you by myself! Lao Lin is a brother, why bother?They are all brothers!Wu Xiangzi is right!Sit down and talk!Are you dying?Still want to find the ocean?Old Chen, our little money is not easy to come by!Who pays, whom we fight, how many battles we fought! It's not like you don't know Song Enzi's crime of desertion!Lao Lin, let's talk about it, who called us brothers!Wu Xiangzi's words are like one of his own!Let's talk!Wang Lifa (at the door) Everyone, the order is here!Lao Chen Old Lin! (panicked, wants to run inside) Song Enzi don't move!A gentleman said: Give us half of the current ocean, and keep you two safe!We are our own people! Lao Chen That's what Lao Lin will do!My own people! 〔The "big order" comes in: two swords--the swords are wrapped in red cloth--the one with the gun is leading, the one holding the command arrow is in the middle, and the four people holding the black and red sticks are behind.The officer escorted the team at the end. Wu Xiangzi (stands at attention with Song Enzi, Lao Lin, and Lao Chen, takes out the badge from his cap, the officer looks at it) and reports to the officer that we are checking a deserter here.Is that the officer? (pointing to Mazi Liu) Wu Xiangzi (pointing to Liu Mazi) is him! Officer tied! Liu Mazi (shouting) Master!I'm not!no!Officer tied! (same below)
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