Chapter 49 Mysterious Five Thunders

The eunuch Liang Fang went to the toilet and didn't see him back for a long time. Li Zixing was waiting anxiously when he suddenly heard a loud laugh: This immortal elder is indeed a magic hand elixir, bringing back the dead, quack quack... just see Liang Fang Walked in with great strides. His constipation was really cured by Li Zixing. The Five Lightning Method is extraordinary and should not be underestimated. The actual situation is that Li Zixing used a method of blinding the eyes instead of using the five thunders method to treat Liang Fang's illness. What is blindfolding? Let's talk about the eunuch Liang Fang first, how could he be constipated all of a sudden?This is because, at that time, Emperor Xianzong liked pills the most, squatting in a small black room every day, fanning non-stop in front of a small stove with a fan.And what is cooking in the stove are all heavy metals such as lead and mercury. Just imagine how fragile the human body is, but who swallows so many heavy metals into it every day, who can bear it?

In the palace, not only Emperor Xianzong likes alchemy, but the great eunuch Liang Fang is also very keen on it.Swallowing too much lead and mercury will result in accumulation in the small intestine, blocking the intestinal tract and causing constipation, which is a normal thing.However, Li Zixing used poison to fight poison, and poured a cup of dirty water into the patient's belly. The patient's intestines and stomach were suddenly stimulated by such filth, and immediately began to wriggle violently. All the quicksilver lumps wriggled out. Some historians believe that Li Zixing was a smart man, and he realized such a trick, which just solved the problem of the eunuch Liang Fang.

But what is more likely is that Li Zixing didn't realize this method, but he learned it from the stolen book of Five Thunders. You must know that alchemy is the professional field of the old Taoists. Generation after generation of Taoists, they have been immersed in the pursuit of taking lead and mercury.But there are more veterans who suffocate to death, and more veterans will ponder how to avoid being suffocated to death. After a long time of pondering, someone will always find this method, so write it in the book and give it a scary name. : The five-thunder method can also make this method look a little more solemn.

Now that this book has fallen into the hands of Li Zixing, it is really great news for the palace. The eunuch Liang Fang's illness was cured, and another eunuch Qian Yi who was equal to Liang Fang, he and Liang Fang were Emperor Xianzong's favorite people, also came to the door after hearing the news: Xianchang, Li Xianchang, Please let our family drink a basin of your footwashing water... Li Zixing explained patiently: Eunuch Qian, that is not the water for washing feet, but the water for washing hands... Qian Yi groaned and said, "Didn't you say that the feet of the Immortal Elder are cleaner than his hands?"

Li Zisheng suddenly realized: Yes, yes, the feet are cleaner than the hands, but because the hands have been washed, the feet have not been washed, so now the hands are cleaner than the feet... Qian Yi was overjoyed: Then we should drink the water for washing our hands, but not the water for washing our feet. Li Zixing said: No, the water for washing your hands will not work for you, you must use water for washing your feet. Qian Yi: ... In desperation, Qian Yi drank Li Zixing's footwashing water, and it really had an immediate effect, flushing out all the lead and mercury accumulated in the small intestine.Since then, the two eunuchs firmly believed that Li Zisheng was a god, and it would not work if Li Zisheng did not admit it.So the two hurried into the palace, saw Xianzong, and said, "Your Majesty, it is great news that a living immortal has come down from the heavens and is being supported at home by us at this time."

Emperor Xianzong was busy making alchemy, and when he heard it, he asked: Is it true or not? The two eunuchs Qi Qi promised: If there is even half a false statement, His Majesty can kill both of us. Emperor Xianzong was shocked: he dared to swear such a poisonous oath, which shows that this matter cannot be faked.According to my will, if you invite living gods into the palace, I will discuss important matters with the gods.