Chapter 48 strange disease strange prescription

Li Zisheng returned to the capital with the books he snatched from the old Taoist.As soon as he entered the city, he was confronted with a wanted warrant, and the fugitive wanted on it was Li Zisheng. It turned out that he had abducted public funds and fled. The imperial court had issued a sea arrest document long ago, and he must be arrested and brought to justice. It's just a wanted warrant, such a trivial matter can't help Li Zixing who already has immortal skills. He got a Taoist uniform, put it on, and entered the capital in a big way. As he walked, he suddenly saw a little eunuch coming out of a medicine shop, and he hurriedly stepped forward to stop him: "Little eunuch, who is sick in the palace?"

The little eunuch glared at him: "Do you care? You, get the hell out of here!" Li Zixing said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you tell the poor to go away."I'm afraid that if the patient is seriously ill and must come to Pindao for treatment, then don't blame Pindao for being angry with you and refusing to go. The little eunuch looked at him in surprise: I don't believe you can cure Eunuch Liang's illness! Eunuch Liang?That was Liang Fang, the most trusted eunuch around Emperor Xianzong.Li Zisheng was overjoyed, and said: "I really let you talk, the poor may really have nothing to do with other people's illnesses."Poor Dao with little talent and little learning can cure the illness of Mr. Liang, but Pindao can't cure other people's illnesses.

The little lady listened to his words, and immediately changed her tone: Daoist, if this is the case, please come with me to Eunuch Liang’s house. If you can really cure Eunuch Liang’s illness, I dare not say anything else, at least gold and silver. Treasure, let you move as you please. Li Zisheng's face was flushed with excitement, and he followed the young eunuch to the residence of the chief eunuch Liang Fang.When he arrived at the place, the little eunuch asked him to wait in a small flower hall first, and went in to report by himself. When there was no one in the flower hall, Li Zixing picked up the teacup, washed his dirty hands in the tea, and then put on a dignified and upright appearance.

But this guy didn't know that the eunuch Liang Fang's visitors were always being watched, and the strange things Li Zixing did had already been peeped clearly by outsiders.But Li Zixing didn't realize it, he still pretended to be fine, and waited for Liang Fang to come out. After a while, he heard a cough, and the big eunuch Liang Fang was dragged out by several young eunuchs. His condition was so severe that he could no longer walk. What disease? constipate! Poor big eunuch Liang Fang, he hasn't excreted in half a month, and he is so full of people, ghosts and ghosts that he is about to go crazy.

At the first sentence of the meeting, Liang Fang asked Li Zisheng: Taoist priest, can our family live until tomorrow? Li Zisheng shook his head: It is said that there is no hope, but, if you drink my cup of tea, father-in-law, I will guarantee that you will be as light as a swallow, and run around the Golden Palace three times in one breath, without panting . Liang Fang looked at the cup of tea in Li Zixing's hand in surprise, and flew into a rage: Take down this bad guy with our family! A group of young eunuchs swarmed in and captured Li Zixing.Li Zisheng was at a loss: Mr. Liang, why do you treat poor people like this?

Liang Fang was so angry that she was about to cry: You, you...you dare to tease our family and make our family drink your footwashing water... Li Zisheng interrupted him: Mr. Liang, it is not the water for washing feet, but the water for washing hands... Liang Fang: Isn't that the same?Your hands are dirtier than your feet, is our family wrong?Drag it down with me, and beat this monster to death with a stick! wait!Li Zixing shouted: "Eunuch Liang, if you want to beat Pindao to death with a stick, why don't you try the prescription of Pindao before Pindao is beaten to death?"If it is invalid, Pindao will die without complaint.

Do you want our family to drink your footwashing water?Liang Fang's face was full of unspeakable pain: How about... let's try it at home, anyway, if you don't drink it, you will be suffocated to death... Picking up the dirty tea, Liang Fang hesitated again and again, finally gritted her teeth cruelly, raised her neck, and gulped it down. Putting down the teacup, the eunuch Liang Fang looked at Li Zixing suspiciously.Li Zixing was also staring at him nervously. The two of you looked at me and I looked at you. After a long time, the flesh on Liang Fang's face twitched slightly. The frequency and rhythm of the twitches gradually accelerated, becoming more and more Sooner, suddenly he stood up and cried out:

Help our family go to the toilet quickly, our family can't wait...