Chapter 2 distribution rhapsody

Originally, the government had already made a guarantee: to guarantee that each of this year's graduates will have a job.But these buddies were worried.Some have been flying since August 15th of the first year, claiming that the stupid bird flies first.In the twelfth lunar month of winter, no one dared to pretend to be a general anymore.Carefully concoct a personal resume, and try to suggest that you are a fuel-efficient lamp with multiple functions and all channels.Attached are a few crappy articles published in corners.Comb your hair, take a bath, borrow a coat that looks like a man, get on a horse with a newly replaced valve core, cut your head and face, and go to the world.

After the winter vacation, everyone can't help feeling tight.The situation is not good.State agencies do not allow people to enter, and Beijing's household registration is tightly locked.Classmates who were equally equal were divided into six classes at once, namely: Beijing men, Beijing women, outer men, outer women, side men, and side women.Some cowards were discouraged.Alas, I won't look for it anymore, I will resign myself to fate, maybe I will be assigned to be a deputy minister of the State Council by chance. The vented qi was transferred to another part of the mad master's body, turning into an even crazier life force.The graduation thesis was frozen first, with a map of Beijing in my pocket, wearing the stars and the moon, and visiting the door to spy.Facing the wind in March, swallowing the sand in April, flies are running in the streets and alleys.Rows of cars pass by, all of them are holders of Beijing household registration; there are blocks of buildings in front of me, and there is no half an inch of land here.The streets of Beijing are like the blood vessels of the city, but these foreign molecules are not easily absorbed by the cells of the city.

"I have already been rejected by 20 units." "Do you have the nerve to blow out 20 companies? I have 35 companies!" "Then your next family will be successful, six six thirty six, six six will be a success!" From hope to disillusion again and again, it is repeated every day.They are familiar with rejection, with the Chinese variations of the word "no", with those stiff smiles, kindly mocks, and solemn insults.Gradually, you no longer have hope when you go out, and you will not despair without hope. "I think it's time to gather all the directors of the personnel department from across the country and shoot them with machine guns."

"No, keep them alive, but order all units not to take them in." At some point in the corridor, a limerick club popped up.In addition to job hunting, everyone comes here to scribble.Gradually, the theme tends to be the ups and downs of job hunting, but the style is getting worse and worse, and in the end it is simply unsightly.The two relatively clean songs are recorded as follows: (-) If you want to be rich and rich, Unless you are a wolf. Get up early and run to work late, Endlessly tired, Kneel endlessly, I can't stop crying. The man's steel teeth are crushed,

I honor your ancestors for eight generations! (two) Overwhelm the sky and cover the sky to pump oil, Don't know life or death, don't know sorrow, There is no work until autumn, Singing, singing, A monkey's a monkey. "When I saw it, we had girls singing and boys playing monkeys." "Fuck you, girls take advantage of their gender and have already found a good owner. What are you still doing?" "We boys can also use our advantages, such as marrying the little daughter of the director of personnel." "It's really a locked door for people to come in and out..."

Venting is venting, and the axle shaft is not idle.Finally, someone got the contract back, such as a rat poison processing factory, an external version of Literin Information, and the Fengchu branch of Yeji University. In short, they got their Beijing hukou.For those who are left with nowhere to go, their belts are getting wider and wider day by day, and the regiment branch has to take guardianship measures to prevent accidents. With a thunderbolt and spring thunder, state organs can enter!God really has eyes, the willows are dark and the flowers are bright.A few who were waiting to die shook their bodies and entered the gate of the big yamen.This pissed off the pheasants. I have traveled thousands of miles to exchange for good policies, but let you sit back and enjoy them.

So I lit a lamp and boiled oil to roll my thesis.Print, reply.Then I packed my luggage, drank alcohol, and howled a few strings of dirty tears that I never flicked lightly.A small number of people, except for those whose wives left Beijing voluntarily in other places, almost all stayed.So he left school, reported for duty, and in a flash, he became a national cadre.It's good to call each other.It's a guaranteed ticket: everyone is guaranteed a job.