"Peking University Memories" was originally the name of a novel I was planning, but now suddenly someone compiles a book under this name, so when my novel is published in the future, I plan to change the title to "Peking University in Dog Days" to express my respect for the novel. The unspeakable infinite love of Peking University.Of course, it can also be called "Peking University Suffering Thousands of Swords" or "Peking University of Immortality".I will publish these beautiful names first, which is regarded as occupying a patent. If someone infringes on my naming rights, then I will replace the word "Peking University" with his honorable name.

Now, I would like to extract a section from this great work of mine as a congratulatory gift for the centennial celebration of Peking University.This section is one of the most unremarkable parts, because I am reluctant to take out those more exciting movements in this year.What is described here is just the mortal anecdotes of a group of graduate students in a corridor in the last few years of the 1980s. I will try my best to say a few words to each of them, because most of them have not seen me for a long time.I talk about some of their innocuous privacy, not to laugh at them, but to deeply miss the fabulous years that we struggled, endured, enjoyed and passed away together.

I was admitted to the Chinese Department of Peking University from Harbin in 1983 and lived in Room 416 on the 32nd floor. I will describe those years in a special chapter.Now it is said that in a blink of an eye, it was 1987 AD, and I graduated with a bachelor's degree.I was admitted to the Department of Modern Literature and studied as a graduate student with Teacher Qian Liqun, so I moved to Room 2072 on the 47th floor; The 47th floor is one of several postgraduate buildings newly built in the 1980s, and it is located in the south corner of Yanyuan.From the perspective of gossip, it belongs to the "gate of death", and the Lord is fierce.But I didn't understand Bafeng at the time, and I believed that "man will conquer nature".In the end, he narrowly escaped death and was able to sit at the "Shengmen" and chatter today.

The image and facilities of these postgraduate buildings were quite satisfactory to the students at that time, reflecting the sincerity of the party and the government to attach importance to intellectuals.Each building has six floors, and each floor in each building is divided into two opposite units, and each unit has five or seven dormitories. Unit 207 on the 47th floor has 20 graduate students from the three departments of Chinese, Oriental Languages ​​and Russian. 2076 is the water room and toilet, but once I received a letter and sent it to Mr. Liu Hongbo at No. 2076 on the 47th floor. Everyone thought it was a prank, so someone opened the letter and read it.The letter was written by a young lady from Yunnan. In the letter, she confided her longing for Mr. "Liu Hongbo" shyly and with resentment, and said that she wanted to come to Beijing in the near future and asked Liu Hongbo, "Since he has the courage to steal jade, is there any house for hiding his beauty?"After reading it, we condemned this guy named Liu Hongbo in unison, for really embarrassing Peking University.The whereabouts of that letter were unknown, but I always suspected that "Liu Hongbo" might be someone from 207. This kid stole some meat in Yunnan. He didn't dare to bear it, and wanted to leave some room for it, so he gave him a false name and false address. .He will not be implicated, and he can read the letter to decide what to do next. Most of the buddies in 207 have wives now, and it is probably impossible for them to stand up and admit it, so I suspected that it was the boys from the philosophy department in 208 who did it.

Let me introduce the 20 buddies of 207 respectively.Since the purpose of the introduction is to report the humanistic atmosphere of the day, not to set up a biography of a specific person, his real name is withheld, and it is just a fake village dialect. Let's talk about 2071 first. The people living in this room are four oriental barbarians, divided into two categories.Zhu and Mao were originally graduates of Peking University and are now majoring in Persian, so they look no different from West Asians.Lao Zhu is tall and fat, like a standing Boeing 747, with a bright mind, humorous conversation, and a simple and honest personality.The guy he uses to eat is called a lunch box rather than a steel helmet.Due to frequent swimming and modesty, I am a little hunchbacked. If it is straightened, it will be 1.9 meters.This gentleman lives in Beijing and doesn't live on campus often, so he will come to my place to chat and laugh when he comes.Offering smoke from all sides, borrowing fire from all directions, everyone is happy to tease, but the bed board under his buttocks rattles.Most of the bed boards had cracks when they graduated, and the covers were all given by Lao Zhu.Lao Zhu often wears a ski jacket and neat attire, especially in winter when he wears a pointed hat and thick boots, and when he pushes open the door, he is like a terrorist in the Middle East.Although he is cheerful and cheerful, he is actually very strict in his studies. In addition to English and Persian, he can also speak French, and it seems that he can speak other languages.So later he married a French wife who looked very virtuous.I worked in France for a few years, and now I am back in China to work hard to promote Sino-French friendship.I had a lot of jokes with Lao Zhu, especially those jokes he told in the autumn of 1989, which will always remain in my memory.

Xiao Mao's surname is Mao and his name is Jia, and he claims to be from Shandong, but anyone can tell at a glance that he is a barbarian.I joked several times and persuaded him to ask his mother if she had any Muslim friends when she was young.Mao Jia is less than 1.7 meters tall, but has a well-proportioned and strong body and a hairy body, so he loves to show off in the swimming pool, day and night.After he found out that I had a fat belly, he was very excited and actively led me to do sit-ups and attracted everyone to watch.Later, he insisted on teaching me how to swim, and I proposed to buy me a big mill loaf and a bottle of Coke before swimming. He agreed, but only fulfilled it once.I kept the rest of the account and asked him to repay the principal with interest. He always agreed, and he still shirks it to this day. This is one of the topics that must be covered every time on an international long trip.

Mao Jia is a victim of total westernization. Apart from swimming, she also loves playing tennis and doing fitness.His hobbies are all bourgeois, such as listening to symphonies, one after another, and he is very particular about the version.I used to just listen to the symphony for fun, but later I saw that he was really lonely and pitiful, so I would accompany him to listen to it from time to time, on the condition that he buy two catties of fresh strawberries, wash them and arrange them well.His appreciation level is much higher than mine, but his expression is not as good as mine. My comments on Lao Chai, Lao Bei, and Lao Mo often make him laugh and add "that's right".He gave me a copy of "Ode to Joy", which I often listen to when I need strength and friendship very much.

Mao Jia also loves cars.Drawing cars to relieve boredom when I have nothing to do, I angrily denounced it as "masturbation".So when I saw him drawing a car later, he put it in a drawer and said shyly, "Masturbation, masturbation." Then he added: "Fuck!" Mao Jia has a cleanliness habit, but Pepsi is clean.Especially doing laundry all day long.He washed one piece in one basin, and rinsed the rest in another big basin.As soon as I heard the sound of the waterfall rushing in the water room, I was so distressed that I was so angry that I rushed out and shouted: "Mao Jia! The water bill of Peking University is all on you! Shut it up!" I didn't hear the waterfall very much afterwards. Noise, it turned out that he specially picks to do laundry when I'm not around.

Mao Jia is very simple, but he especially likes to listen to the nonsense of us Chinese department.He's an excellent listener, and an appreciator with an excellent sense of humor.Many of my conversations with him were about playing some kind of hypocrisy, with a classic comedy twist and a postmodern irony oozing with it.It is our common hobby to pierce all kinds of artistic deceptions by means of imitation.For example, when I want him to spend money, I imitate Liu Mazi's words: "How many dollars do we have in total?" When I see him counting money, I say: "What's the use of keeping so many of the same flower paper? Give it away." Let me keep one as a souvenir, and I want this one of four old men." Mao Jia often said "people in the Chinese department are too bad", but the tone was very similar to a girl saying to her boyfriend "You are so bad!"

Mao Jia went to Iran to study for a year, and I gave him a song "Man Jianghong": "Little Mao Jia, I have a few long-cherished dreams. I think about it, the swan falls to the ground, and the toad goes to the banquet. Panting delicately, reciting books by the lakeside, the voice is soft. Human beings are born with chaotic nature, learn foreign languages, and eat foreign food. Looking inside and outside the Great Wall, there are millions of corpses. It takes water for evil animals to wash clothes, and heatstroke chickens Raw eggs. When will I return my bread, I look forward to it every year.” Mao Jia washed clothes in Iran for a year, and felt that it was not worth defecting, so he came back shamelessly, and was unanimously reprimanded by us.Mao Jia said: "Women over there are tightly covered outside, and as soon as they come home, they take off naked and watch pornographic videos." We asked, "Did you know yesterday?" He said, "I saw with my own eyes that they really covered themselves. Be strict." Everyone laughed, and finally concluded that he must have been brutally raped by masked women in Iran, lingering on his last breath, and ran back to the embrace of the motherland.

On the day of graduation drinking, Mao Jia was the first to cry, her head resting on the white wall of the corridor, her eyelashes were covered with tears.He advised me to practice drinking, how can I get drunk with just a glass of beer? Later, Mao Jia married a well-known girl and went to work and study in England.Called me recently to ask if I could pay for my bread with "foreign floral paper" and I said yes, but it would cost double. Besides Zhu Mao, the other two were Lin and Wu, both from the army and learning Vietnamese.They were supposed to interrogate Vietnamese female soldiers in Maoerdong on the front line of Laoshan. Unfortunately, Sino-Vietnamese relations normalized, so they had to come to Peking University to overqualify.When I first came here, I was very impatient and often shouted in Vietnamese, "Hand up your guns and don't kill!" Later, I learned a Vietnamese sentence in a movie: "Vietnam must win!" I told them every day, and finally influenced the two , when they saw me later, they raised their V-shaped two fingers and said, "Vietnam must win!" Both Lin and Wu are from Guangxi.Lin is short and strong, with a large forehead and big eyes.The way of exercising is the opposite of Mao Jia's - self-destructive style.His specialty is long-distance running, from Peking University to Changping.I joked: "The earth is round. If you keep running, you can reach Vietnam. If you run again, you will come back from the south gate." Every time he comes back, he is smaller than when he went out in the morning, and his face is full of reflections. look.Then buy a chicken leg and cook it in an electric heating cup.When he woke up, he was a hero again.Everyone disapproved of his long-distance running, but envied his chicken legs.Because our monthly bursary is only 75 yuan, we dare not invite girls to dinner easily.However, Lin and Wu enjoy the treatment of mid-level officers, and their monthly allowances are sent in hundreds and hundreds of hundreds from the army.It's a pity that they didn't use the money to treat the girl to dinner, and saved it for the later wife. This probably means "strict discipline and strong protection". Kobayashi's body is a bit brutal when he exercises, but he is very handsome in his bones.I like seal cutting, and I have engraved some words such as "Sauvignon Blanc" and "Forget-me-not".Also learn to write poetry and communicate with me.From them, I realized that the hearts of soldiers are actually very fragile and sentimental.I will never forget Kobayashi's innocent smile full of hard-working spirit. Wu seems to have a slightly higher position in the army than Lin, so it is said that he has a little temper.But I never felt his temper.Old Wu is not good at communicating with people but is eager to communicate, so he often cheers up and joins the chat and joke camp in a very chic way. In the end, he didn't know what to do, he greeted indiscriminately and then left.Old Wu Changxi wore a low-necked vest to wander around the houses.If someone ridiculed him for speaking like a girl, he would prove that he is a real man with the black hair on his chest.Later I said that Don Quixote's girlfriend also had black hair on her chest.Old Wu said that we were jealous of him.Let's quickly say that we are not jealous, but envious, and we wish we could have some more.Old Wu is a bit shy, so everyone should be careful when joking with him.But Old Wu didn't pay attention to everyone's mood.As soon as he enters the room, he warmly asks everyone how they are, but you don't really need to answer, because when you do, he is concerned about another person.The room was filled with his own voice: "Hello! How are you, young man? Isn't it good?" In response to everyone's laughter, he often asked: "What's the matter? Why?" Later I said to everyone: "When Lao Wu comes again , we don’t need to say anything, just say hello to the chief and serve the people.” But Lao Wu often looks like the chief. It is said that when he woke up in the morning, he lazily held out a With black jade arms, he whispered softly: "Xiao Lin, help me up!" I thought, Old Wu also has such a black humor. He must not be a person who simply brings happiness to others, and he has something special in his heart. Great world. 2072 is located in the center of the corridor, where four of us from the Chinese Department live.This is the meeting room, lounge, entertainment room, smoking room, drinking room, dining room, reception room, mail room of the entire Unit 207...Of course I don’t need to introduce myself among the four. Bad reader.The other three are all studying literary theory, Huang, Li and Jiang. Huang is a gifted scholar from Hunan Province, who entered Peking University at the age of 16.He doesn't seem to work very hard, but he has excellent comprehension, and he wins every test. He is very good at chess and poker, and his level is comparable to mine, but more detailed than mine.The two of us joined hands to play poker and played all the invincible hands in Peking University. Even if the poker luck was extremely bad and the situation was extremely critical, the two of us were as stable as Mount Tai, able to seize the only opportunity and turn defeat into victory.At that time, let out a long breath, look at each other and smile, what a joy!Li and Jiang teamed up to beat me, and fought fiercely no less than a hundred times in three years, and they never won!Li Jiang and Li Jiang often quarreled and argued with each other, but they had no choice but to let it go.Looking around Peking University today, there is no such best partner as Huang Jun. Every time I play cards, I think about it endlessly. Huang has been involved in the campus poetry circles since he was an undergraduate, and he was already famous for his poems when he was a graduate student.From time to time, innocent girls and innocent girls come to ask for advice.Huang's expression was arrogant, and he didn't give him any words to take advantage of.Gai Qi is young and high-minded, and has hidden pains.There was a night when I didn't return for a long time, and I was anxious to find him. When I saw him bowing his head and walking around the building, I forced him to return.On weekdays, he looks strange in his attire and looks like a hippie, but in fact he has another pursuit in his heart.What I admire most about him is not his poetry, but his thorough reading of Western novels.I rushed to read many western novels from him, and benefited a lot.After graduation, I temporarily left Peking University, and he continued to study for a Ph.D., competing to become the best foreign language learner in Peking University—teaching a foreign female teacher to be his wife.Brother Huang, who is now in the United States, do you still write poems, play chess, and cards? Li is from Henan, and his wife lives in Xingtai.Lao Li is handsome but hard-working. He has a strong ability to live and can help others do all the work. He is serious in his work and practical in thinking.Occasionally, he has unreasonable thoughts, but finally gives up or fails, which makes people smile sympathetically, which is quite similar to Donald Duck's character.When I first came here, I missed my beloved wife and often wrote letters home.When I was happy, I read it aloud for us, and there was a sentence in it: "I love you from morning to night, day and night!" Almost made us laugh to death.Lao Li never alters his articles, digs out any typos, and then writes them on small pieces of paper and pastes them.Lao Li taught me a lot of common sense in life. Looking at his big, well-articulated hands, I felt that he really looked like a big brother.In fact, Lao Li's body is not as burly as mine, but he has no flesh left, and every piece of flesh can be used for labor.For example, playing with dumbbells is my strong point, but Lao Li only does one forearm flexion and extension, and he does it 100 times, and I try to do it 100 times.But Lao Li got up his power and did it another 200 times, but I didn't dare to do it.Lao Li held up a dumbbell to demonstrate to the crowd.I knew that at night his arm would ache like hell.Sure enough, he tossed and turned on the upper bunk at night, but happily hummed an out-of-key tune. It only takes a few hours for Lao Li to go home, so he often finds excuses to go back, such as sealing the windows and setting up the stove.But he is also an honest guy who respects all rules and regulations, and I play tricks on him from time to time.Once he went home for a few days, I found an envelope from the graduate school and sent him a letter, vaguely saying that his affairs at Peking University had become a big deal.He was terrified when he saw the letter.After I came here, I heard that there was nothing wrong, and everyone felt the thrill of relief. My closer friendship with Lao Li is still after graduation, so I won’t talk about it here.Let's talk about Jiang.He is from Guangxi, he is 30 years old, tall and thin, kind-hearted, and has a sense of immortality, so we call him Jiang Banxian.He is responsible for turning off the lights every night, but no one has seen how he turns off the lights.He always said, "Stop fucking talking, go to sleep!" Then it was dark.Later we learned that he turned off the lights with his feet, so he didn't have to get up.But I noticed a lot, and I never saw how he stretched his feet.I saw a kind of martial art called "Wuying Kick" from martial arts movies, maybe people in Guangdong, Guangxi and the area know it.Among Lao Jiang's elders, there are people like masters, and he himself will read palms and so on.He said that I should pay attention to "fire prevention", and many of my ups and downs are related to fire.Now I often remind myself of this too. Lao Jiang, like Lao Li, is a person who is often unlucky and distressed.When Lao Jiang first arrived, the checked luggage was brutally loaded and unloaded.When I graduated, there were many twists and turns on the issue of distribution for no reason, but the ending was good, and good people have their own destiny.On his 32nd birthday, I gave him a song called Qilu: "A meeting in life is like a flutter, and it is rare to gather guests in Beijing. Thirty years of wind and cloud sink in the bottom of the wine, and a hundred years of ups and downs in Shating. One vomits a fool's grievances in front of the bottle, but who knows behind it The love of a beautiful woman. Let's see my brother's teeth increase, and I will sing Qingming hand in hand when I am old." A true Nanman like Lao Jiang always likes to eat something delicate.He wrote to his wife describing how I ate two steamed buns at night.His wife was amazed, thinking that two such things as steamed buns could be eaten at night, and at night, people from the Northeast could really do it.Lao Jiang always buys small stir-fries, but his appetite is very small, and it is good to eat half of it, and the rest will be swept away by us tigers and wolves.When Lao Jiang was happy, he would tell us how to eat snakes, cats, and mice. He said that the mice he caught would be fattened, and one mouse could be exchanged for three chickens. One bite of the mouse meat was so tender that it was better than Xishi's tongue... …At that time, everyone didn’t have much money, so every time we had dinner, we remembered it very clearly.Lao Jiang is now a leader of the publishing department in Guangxi, and he often treats everyone to dinner when he comes to Beijing. He still remembers that Kong Qingdong once bought a lot of rotten pears for one dollar, and everyone ate them until there was no pear pit left.Every time he wins a watermelon in a card game, the one who buys the watermelon is Lao Jiang and Li, and the one who eats the fastest is Huang. That is what Marshal Liu Bocheng said: "Eat one, hold one, and watch one." Going to urinate.Strange to say, Lao Jiang advocated going to bed early every night.And he himself couldn't go to bed early, because he had to go out to pee after lying down for a while.After urinating, drink a teapot of water before lying down, and when you are about to fall asleep, you have to go out... For a long time, although Lao Jiang slept on the upper bunk, he practiced the movements of getting in and out of the bed very quickly.Sometimes if you are a good boy, you can jump up and down on one leg, full of fairy spirit.But one night when there was an earthquake, Lao Jiang turned over and jumped down, and ran downstairs with two crane legs apart, only to find that his foot had been injured. The three brothers in 2072 have all helped me a lot, and their stories are endless.Now for 2073.The four buddies of 2073 formed a complete lineup of literature majors: the great spring of ancient literature, the great light of modern literature, the vigorous force of contemporary literature, and the great river of literary theory.This dormitory has several very notable common features: The first feature is that the eyes cannot be opened, and they are all squinted.Dachun's slits give people a feeling of serious study, focusing on things for a long time, and never giving up until they understand.It is said that when the girls lined up behind the girls in the cafeteria to buy vegetables, he could stick his head in front and then turn to look at other people's faces. Therefore, he has the reputation of "old pedant" among the girls of Peking University, and everyone does not think it is strange.Daguang's slit is friendly and at the same time has a sense of femininity.The vigorously squinted eyes are imposing, similar to Guan Gong's Danfeng eyes.Dahe's squinting is humility, and he grinned while squinting, making everyone feel that he is standing on a high ground. The second feature is the atmosphere of learning foreign languages.Each of them wore a pair of earphones and sat in four corners, chirping and chirping. Those who didn't know thought it was a special agent training class.Dachun turned out to be a middle school English teacher, and Daguang got the highest score in Peking University in TOEFL.Therefore, this dormitory has become a well-deserved "English Corner". The third feature is that it basically does not fetch water.Each dormitory has its own "water pumping system".For example, our 2072 is governed by doing nothing. Whoever has the time will fight, and fill up 4 pots at a time. Everyone is conscious, and the pots are not empty. 2073 is a shift system, each person is responsible for one and a half days, four people for a total of six days, Sunday bye.In this way, as long as each person endures the day and a half that he is responsible for, he will just wait to drink the water brought by others.So, on the day when he was on duty, that man came to 2072 to drink water, and the others had no water to drink, so they had to come to 2072.Lao Jiang had repeatedly opposed their anarchist initiative, but the result was that other dormitories also came to "share the benefits".Some buddies came in with a tea mug, and when they picked up the pot was empty, they were very angry: "You are too lazy, go fetch water! Make more pots, I will eat instant noodles after drinking tea, and I will have to soak it later Feet." Fortunately, the 47th floor is very close to the water room, and carrying 4 pots of water to the 4th floor is also a kind of exercise, so fetching and drinking water has become one of the materials for 2072's jokes. Dachun's age is second only to Lao Jiang, and he is also in his 30s.This man from Beijing is versatile, knowledgeable and knowledgeable. It is a pity that such a person cannot become a pillar of our society.Dachun has taught in middle schools for many years and is very kind to students. The parents of the students are very grateful to him and say that they will help him transfer jobs and stop being a teacher.Dachun had mixed feelings and decided to come to Peking University.Familiar with the Cultural Revolution and seventeen years of literature and art, he and I often have common topics.Dachun is full of energy, with a passion of "returning his youth to the Gang of Four", he has a full schedule. It is common for him to listen to 8 classes a day, sometimes even 10 classes. When he comes back at night, he has to go to 2072 to summarize his day. harvest.Dachun has a clear mind and strong logic. During the two-hour lecture, he took 20 minutes to retell and analyze it in detail.Therefore, we don't need to listen to many lectures, just wait for Dachun's summary.No matter what questions you ask Dachun, he will say: "Remember, just two..." He has the ability to sum up everything into two, so I nicknamed him "Two ".After Dachun listened to the lecture, he had to ask the speaker again and again, and sometimes he couldn't do enough.Once Li Zehou gave a lecture, I heard that two students kept asking questions all the way to Haidian.I said those two students must be He Zhaotian and Dachun!Later someone told me it was.Dachun always has a plan and a theoretical basis for doing things, but it is not boring and has a sense of humor.At that time, we were concerned about his lifelong affairs, and he always said: "No problem, I will get it this semester!" In the last semester, it was really taken down, and he found a well-known female doctor, so we jokingly called him For "postdoctoral fellow". Daguang is good at foreign languages, so his Westernized thinking is also serious.It often promotes the bourgeois way of life, especially advocating that women are superior to men, which is unacceptable to us feudal remnants.We ordinary people always like to show that we are a man, but although Daguang has a burly figure, he has the courage to show his weak side, and even intentionally uses a female posture to make humor.For example, he often said slowly: "I'm not feeling well these days." Once when he played badminton on the west side of the 31st floor, he hit a ball, but Da Guang missed it and fell to the ground.He raised his head and said, "When I saw you rushing towards me, I knew it was over!" Da Guang would play tricks on Lao Li from time to time, pointing at the tip of Lao Li's nose with an orchid and saying, "You little boy!" A special cloth curtain is used to block the seat.Da Guang poked his head in, scaring Lao Li to death.I have the same major as Daguang, and we often discuss together.In terms of Lao She's research, I was inspired a lot by him.Dali is also a campus poet. Together with Huang, he is known as the "Peking University Twins".Dali and I have been classmates for ten years, and there are many things that can be said, so I will simply omit them here.During his three years as a graduate student, he encountered a very sad incident, but he survived it and behaved very magnanimously.During that time, he often came to 2072, and the atmosphere of talking and laughing, I believe it was beneficial to him, Dahe is the kind of person who can bear hardships and stand hard work. He lives hard, studies hard, and exercises hard.There are a lot of ginkgo biloba in Peking University, we only know how to appreciate its beauty, but Dahe picked up a lot of ginkgo nuts, dried them and sold them to pharmacies.I once competed with him in ten-finger push-ups and he lost two to me.But since then he practiced hard lying on the ground for many days. Looking at his trembling fingers, I said, "Stop practicing, I lost." Dahe knows humor and creates humor.Once he read a doggerel I wrote, "Take your urine under the eastern fence, and see Nanshan leisurely. Nanshan doesn't know the worries of Beike, and just smokes." After laughing, he said that this poem is not a boring work, and there is sustenance in it. .There was another time when he practiced giving lectures, using his northwestern accent mixed with Henan flavor to speak the language of the characters in the novel. When the heroine said to the hero: "A sentence that shakes the sky", Dahe stretched out a finger and squinted his eyes. Said: "I want you to want me!" Everyone couldn't stop laughing, and they recited it for several days in a row. Room 2074 is also home to four master students of the Chinese Department.Chen from folk literature, Ye and Zhang from languages, and Ma Tianshui from ancient literature. Chen is warm and easy-going, with a wide range of knowledge, especially the history of World War II.War and revolution are daily topics between me and him.In many historical details, he remembers very clearly.Lao Chen has a catchphrase "flawed hair".It seems that it can be used in many occasions, to express dissatisfaction and to say "defective hair", to express interest and to say "defective hair".So sometimes I simply call Lao Chen "flawed hair" and say: "flawed hair is really faulty hair". Ye is a down-to-earth and smart Northeasterner.He is my Go teacher.I played chess, military chess, and checkers since I was a child. Ye told me the profound and broad philosophy of life contained in Go, so I started to read chess books and records.Now Go has become one of my greatest pleasures in life. Even though I don’t have time to play, I still care about Go games.Once I actually beat an amateur 4th dan. Although he didn't try his best, I really felt that my chess skills had improved. Go had a profound impact on my academic research and my whole life. Ye is often the earliest visitor to our 2072 and the latest to leave.Sometimes he came before we got up, and sometimes he left after we lay down.When we played chess, we were sometimes expelled by Lao Jiang.He seems to be a person who doesn't get angry, so people always make fun of him.I also stuffed a wine bottle under his bed, or hid his supper, and he sometimes smiled helplessly.Like his chess style, it is fair, solid and moral.I really want to find him as a neighbor after I retire, and play a game of chess every day until the sun is west. Zhang is Pan An from 2074. He has beautiful features and rosy skin. He exercises dumbbells every day, and also drinks some wine and eats some supplements.She is the best dancer, more formal than Huang, and more lively than Dachun.Several conversations with Zhang prompted me to reflect on the meaning of learning.I found that even under the same conditions, people can have many choices.At that time, I was writing a critical biography of Sartre, and I spent a long time thinking about the issue of freedom.Confucius said: "If three of us walk together, there must be my teacher."I think: everyone can be my teacher. Ma Tianshui's major is quite master-like, but this guy is very humorous and belongs to a mischievous master.A native of Fengtai, Anhui, where there was a trouble in the past, so it is not very peaceful.He is not tall, but his flesh is extremely solid, and there are few opponents in arm wrestling. I have to use one and a half hands to hold him down.He often plays football with Ye et al, so he always likes to use hands and feet.I was hungry at night, so I shouted: "Who has instant noodles?" I found a pack of noodles and a lunch box, cooked them on the electric stove in 2072, and added the leftover half of Lao Jiang's stir fry, wiped my mouth while eating and said: "Happy, fuck, happy." After eating, he put the basin away and walked away.He often teases me and Mao Jia.Ma Tianshui and I used Shandong accents as a matchmaker for Mao Jia, calling Mao Jia "daughter" and asking "her" to marry a rich man named Liu Laizi, who said that Liu Laizi gave a big green mule with a mouthful.Over time, everyone in the building knew vaguely what Mao Jia had to do with a man named Liu Laizi, which made Mao Jia dumbfounded. On summer nights, Ma Tianshui, Mao Jia and I often climbed to the roof to play.Occasionally there are people playing the piano or falling in love on the roof: generally very quiet.Looking around, the lights were bright and the breeze was blowing. He and Tianshui kept telling various jokes and puns, which made Mao Jiafang's heart beat wildly, and he wanted to leave and stay, as if he was half pushing and half letting go.Mao Jia nicknamed Tianshui "the villain" and said, "This villain!" One night, I went up a little later and saw them standing by the side of the building, facing the 48th floor, so I shouted a few times. Neither answer.I went up and saw that in a water room on the 6th floor of the 48th floor, a big girl was taking a bath.The three of us opened our throats and coaxed "snuffing". When the girl heard the sound, she turned around and faced the window, her movements were deliberately exaggerated.This time, we all fainted, and we were immediately defeated and fled to the side.Tian Shui said: "Mom's, how decent is it?" Mao Jia: "It's definitely not from Peking University." It's a worldly tradition.Tian Shui likes to imitate Ah Q's line most of the day: "Women... mother's." At this time, he said it many times. For many days after that, Tianshui went up to the roof every night, saying it was "too hot, mother's, cool off".I said to Mao Jia: "Do you know the story of waiting for a rabbit?" Mao Jia said: "Yes. Once upon a time, there was a graduate student who watched a striptease. Since then, he stopped studying every day and went to wait every day. As a result, the show was no longer available. The acting is over, and my studies are wasted." Every day in the water room, we imitated the lines in the movie "The Man in the Iron Mask" and said: "The play has already ended, and you are still here to call the curtain!" Tian Shui said pitifully: "No acting Yes, mother." Tian Shui had a habit of beating his chest with his fist and saying, "I hate it!" At this time, he couldn't help doing it over and over again.This is what I said in the poem I presented to Mao Jia: "The couplet poem under the moon surprises the bathing girl." The real joint poems were concentrated on the eve of graduation. At that time, because the job search was not going well, everyone was depressed.We found a big book and wrote doggerel on it with a brush to empathize and vent our hatred.Tian Shui is a master at writing doggerel, and he comes to daub it almost every day.In fact, the more hippie you look like Tian Shui, the richer your inner feelings. I have repeatedly discussed this truth to Mao Jia.Tian Shui also had some secret pain from it, and in the end, he could only beat his chest and stamp his feet in self-mocking and said: "I hate it!" He cried when he graduated.I once told Mao Jia about Nanhai Shenyue Laosan, one of the four villains in Jin Yong's novel, and I said this is a very cute villain.There is a shadow of Yue Laosan in Tianshui, of course, in terms of temperament, Tianshui is absolutely first-class in terms of guidance. The people living in 2075 are mixed.Two from the Department of Chinese: Lou Adou, majoring in language, and Xiao Yedan, majoring in contemporary literature.One is Hu Chuankui from the Department of Eastern Languages, and the other is Wu Yong from the Department of Russian Languages. Lou Adou is shrewd and handsome, and is good at foreign languages ​​and computers.When he was doing phonetic analysis of Beijing dialect, I helped him identify it.He has a background in science and engineering, and has strong rational clues in thinking about problems. He has clear purposes and procedures for everything he does, pays attention to collecting and saving materials, and pays attention to reasonable allocation of time.I also listen to music and use my computer to design envelopes myself.His computer even told my fortune for me: "You have to be tolerant and tolerant, so why not lock your eyebrows. If you are lucky in middle age, then fame and fortune will come together." Xiaoyedan ​​has a wife and doesn't live on campus very much.I stutter a bit, so I don't talk to everyone very much.But I found him to be very fluent when speaking to Mrs.But some people stammered in front of the wife.The power of psychological factors is great! Xiaoye Dan is the tallest at 207, and she is also a little hunchbacked.But thin, so I gave him the nickname "touching the sky".Xiaoyedan ​​speaks little but is not indifferent, helpful and a kind big man. Hu Chuankui is very tall, his head and body are square and round, and he always talks with a smile.He often wears old blue and white work clothes, caressing his two big greasy hands, working everywhere.His favorite job is to tidy up his bicycles, scrubbing, anointing, and repairing them every day to make them comfortable. Everyone on the 47th floor has seen the scene of the master in overalls driving the car downstairs, which has almost become a scene on the 47th floor.In addition to his own car, he is also willing to help others. He has a complete set of labor equipment, and he is not idle.If he goes out, nine out of ten he is working at the home of his mentor or a fellow villager.In serving others, Lao Hu got great satisfaction. He said, "I bought the color TV in our corridor from the graduate student union!" He was full of pride when he said it.I nicknamed him "Smiling Tiger", and he was quite dissatisfied: "How can such a kind person like me be a smiling tiger?" I said, "Smiling means being kind and interesting, and tiger means capable, so it's called Smiling Tiger." Hit me with a big fist like an octagonal hammer. Wu Yong is my fellow villager, a big black fat man.In their Russian department, he is a man of the hour, but here at 207, he is very easy-going.He often compares his belly with me or Dachun.Xia Tian was wearing a pair of shorts, walking over like a mountain of meat.I called him "Hua Monk", and he smiled innocently. His best skill is to pinch a person's calf with his two toes, and then twist it, which is more powerful than a goose.At this time, he was as happy as if he had just pulled out a weeping willow.Monk Hua also loves to dance. He claims to only dance with his wife, saying that practice makes perfect.He gave me a sentence that has benefited me for life: "Be indifferent to some things." I thank him for this. This is the end of 207 Heroes.In fact, 207 has many epic and earth-shattering stories.But I can't tell you in vain, if anyone prepares bread or floral paper, please contact me.In the end, I recorded a doggerel written on the eve of graduation in 1990 as the end: "Living together for three years, the love is long, and they scattered all over the place. I suppressed my tears and smiled, but said that the autumn is so cool."