Chapter 6 Qingyun landlord

The landlord of Qingyun, the account of a small literati by the Haihe River.Why are you called a little literati?It is the kind of literati who are absolutely unpopular in people's mouths, but almost everyone knows him when they mention him. This gentleman has a narrow face and thin body, yellow skin and dry meat, thin and long arms and thighs. From a distance, he looks at a piece of bean curd on a few bamboo poles.But people cannot be judged by their appearance, and the sea cannot be measured.He can write and draw, he can carve seals, and he can even do frame work. Experts say that his hands are a bit rough.For some reason, there is no plaque written by him in Tianjin Wei's business, and there are no paintings by him on the walls of the pharmacy in Fanzhuang.In the calligraphy and painting industry, he is both in and out of the industry.When a literati falls to this point, only he himself knows whether the taste of "unrecognized talents" is bitter or sour, or both.

So, Qingyunlou's fasting name made him come up with it.He called himself Qingyun Louzhu, and wrote a pair of pairs to hang on the facing wall: "People are in the green mountains, and their hearts lie in the white clouds."He often thinks of this pair to himself.Every time you read it, close your eyes and shake your shoulders, just like a hermit.However, Tianjin Wei is a fancy world for ordinary people. Qingyun Tower is at the east entrance of the big alley, and the buyers and sellers are crowded together.Besides, the Sijichun restaurant is next to him, and the smell of fish, meat, scallions, and soy sauce floats into the window all day long.Close the windows?That fart can stop the smell of fresh fish and meat with the window glass, but it can't stop the feasting and feasting.A neighbor said to him: "You might as well turn Qingyunlou into a restaurant. The word Qingyunlou sounds pretty nice, and it will definitely ring when you call it!"

Those words almost killed him. Spinning around, luck changes.One day, a good boy named Chen Ba brought an American to visit him.This man was in his fifties, with a bald head, bulging eyes and a big beard. His mouth could not be seen in the beard.Chen Ba said that this old beauty likes old Chinese things, especially calligraphy and painting.It was the first time for the host of Qingyun to meet a foreigner. His mind was confused and his hands and feet were busy. When he stepped on a stool to hang a picture, he almost turned his back on his back.The old beauty didn't notice him, she just went to look at the paintings on the wall, and every time she looked at a picture, she let out a wow-wow-wow-wow sound, and the water scalded Hao Sai when she washed her buttocks.Then, he pursed his lips and gave a compliment.As soon as he sucked his lips, he saw a cherry-like thing, wet and red, protruding from the middle of his beard.Master Qingyun took a look, and saw that it was the old beautiful lips.In the end, he said to the landlord Qingyun word by word in Chinese: "I, Tai, Gao, Xing, Le, Xie, Xie—I, Tai, Gao, Xing, Le, Xie, Xie—" He probably only learned He said these words over and over again, and kept saying goodbye.

The landlord Qingyun was so happy that he was going crazy.In his life, it was the first time that people worshiped him so much.Two months later, he received a letter written in foreign language.He took it to the newspaper office of "Ta Kung Pao" to find Mr. Zhu who knew foreign languages.Mr. Zhu laughed when he saw it, and said to him: "What method are you using? You made me crazy. He said that after he returned to China, his eyes were filled with your writing every day, and it was also your writing in his dreams at night. He also said that he feels that Chinese artists are absolutely geniuses!"

The landlord of Qingyun is like Qingyun, with a fluttering body, and has not slept all night. At dawn, he suddenly came up with inspiration, and wrote the four characters of "Quiet and Zhiyuan" to the old beauty, framed it with his own hands, and sent it to the post office.There was also a piece of letter paper attached to the mail, with a request that someone hang the words on the wall, stand in front of the words no matter what, and send it with a photo.He thought he would show this photo to others.Show it to relatives and friends, show it to neighbors in the neighborhood, show it to those who underestimate him, show it to the big business owners, show it to the editors of the newspaper, and finally publish it in the newspaper.Let's see it all!Go round your dog eyes and see!You don't recognize me, but the beauty recognizes me!

He sat and waited in Qingyun Building for three months, until he was a little puzzled and even a little discouraged, and finally a letter written in foreign language on the outer cover arrived.He hurriedly tore it open and pulled out a letter, all in foreign languages, which he didn't understand, and there were no photos inside.Looking at the envelope again, the photo was stuck inside. He pinched the photo and stretched it out to have a look.That old beauty stood in front of his calligraphy and took a picture, but the calligraphy was hung upside down, all facing down!