Chapter 4 3. It is easy to ask God and it is difficult to send God away

With a bruised nose and a swollen face, Glass Flower plunged into Ruizhitang, a large drugstore on Guyi Street, and asked shopkeeper Feng to ask for a room in the backyard to hide.For one thing, because he disrupted the imperial society, the government is not allowed to cause some trouble with him. The hero will not suffer the immediate loss, but avoid the momentum.Secondly, because a big bastard like him was planted in public, no matter how old he was, he couldn't hold back his face, and those few blows were not light, so it would be even more ugly to go shopping in the street with a lot of color! Thirdly, because Shopkeeper Feng is a pussy, It's the best place to heal your wounds in this pharmacy. You can take medicines and medicines casually. Shopkeeper Feng is also proficient in medicine, especially good at massage, so he can heal him.

Shopkeeper Feng longed for the opportunity to be ordered by Glass Flower, to establish a good relationship, and to avoid messing with himself in the future.He treated the glass flower carefully, and served him with good wine and food.Glass Flower's injury is getting better and better, and her heart is getting more and more irritable.He didn't know how to go out and show his face. If he wanted to regain his glory, he had to tear off the idiot's braid, but he couldn't find him.If that idiot is a foreigner, he just happened to run into him and get out of here, he really has nowhere to save face.But the idiot's accent is still authentic Tianjin, where is this kid? Ever since that day, Glass Flower has been hiding in the pharmacy, and Si Cui asked for all the news outside.Si Cui wandered outside all day, not only did he not find any fools, but all he brought back were rumors that made people angry.It is said that the fool threatened to use his braids to draw his eyes into a pair of "glass flowers", so that he would not be able to tell the difference between rice pots and latrines in the future.He also said that as long as he took off his trousers and put a pile of sugar on his buttocks for an hour at the intersection of Guyi Street, the idiot would never show up in Tianjin from now on.There are also some more ugly words, and Glass Flower is so angry that she yells and scolds, insisting on finding idiots and distinguishing between male and female.But he calmed down and thought about it, he was not tall, so he could only throw tables and benches in the room, and dropped a pair of blue and white caps from the Qianlong official kiln that shopkeeper Feng had placed on the table.Shopkeeper Feng scratched his head, not daring to speak.It is easy to ask God to send God away, so we have to stay next to each other.

One day, Hu Ma, the old mother of the Zhan family, came and said that she wanted to see the glass flower.It is top secret that the glass flower is hiding here, so shopkeeper Feng can only shake his head and say that he has never seen the glass flower.Mama Hu smiled, handed a package of things to shopkeeper Feng and said, "This is from my second grandma." She turned around and left. Shopkeeper Feng took Bao'er to the backyard.When the glass flower opened it, it turned out to be a green and brand-new foreign mandarin jacket with a bulging pocket. When she took it out, it turned out to be a genuine foreign-made enamel watch wrapped in a piece of handkerchief, with a picture of foreign beauties playing on a swing.It was given to him by Fei Laifeng.She must have guessed that on the day of the trouble, she lost her pocket watch and jacket, so she got two better ones to make herself happy.This little girl is so nostalgic! He said to shopkeeper Feng:

"Look at this foreign lover! What the hell, why don't you sell foreign medicine? I heard that there is a kind of foreign medicine, which is smaller than a fingernail. No matter where it hurts, just swallow it and blink. Do you have medicine and don't give it to me?" Do I use it? Look at me sweating in pain, so relieve your anger!" Shopkeeper Feng said with a smile: "Where did the third master go? If you have good ones, can you still not exhaust you? This is a Chinese medicine store. There is no foreign medicine. You always want to eat it. I will ask the staff to buy it in Zizhulin. What is the name of the medicine?" ?"

"Call... Call Bai, Bai... You sell medicine, why do you ask me?" He suddenly opened his eyes. "How do I know anything about foreigners? I've never seen this waistcoat of yours before." "It's called a 'jacket', it's called a 'foreign mandarin jacket', foreigners wear it on top of a jacket, you're so damn fast!" He was cursing, but he was pretty in his heart, playing with his watch chain with his fingers. "Where's the little comb on your old hat?" Shopkeeper Feng was happy to see the glass flower, and he felt relieved.I intend to sell it as a fool, so that it will appear that Glass Flower is knowledgeable.

"This is also a foreign dress! You are really blind, you bitch!" Although shopkeeper Feng was scolded, he was quite comfortable. He rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Come on tomorrow, I'll follow your example and hang a comb on my head." "Fart! Potato heads also want to hang foreign combs!" Glass Flower said, she didn't know where she thought, her expression suddenly changed, and she asked, "Hey, how did the old lady who brought things from the Zhan family know that I live here?" Shopkeeper Feng shook his head and said he didn't know.In fact, no one in the city now knows that the shameful glass flower hid in the Ruizhitang pharmacy.Since the third day he hid here, people often pretend to buy medicine and inquire about his situation.The people in the pharmacy kept it from him.Not afraid of him, but afraid of death Cui.

I hope that the dead Cui is only in this book, and there is no one else in the world. This kid used to live in Liangdian Street, Hebei Province. He was cunning and cruel, and his original name was Cui Dazhu.Once, he fed a few hangers of meat sausages and hung them to dry in the courtyard, but someone picked them up with a pole over the wall.When ordinary people encounter this kind of thing, those who love to make trouble will search around, and those who are incompetent think they are unlucky, and then they can hang their intestines in another place to hang them.Cui Dazhu didn't agree. He bought a pack of arsenic and soaked it in the meat.Another day later, I heard that all four members of Pi Wu's family from the Kaishui shop on Qianjie Street had died.It is said that he was poisoned by arsenic.People from the county checked and checked, and Cui Dazhu was arrested.Cui Dazhu was unequivocal. He nodded and admitted that he had poisoned the meat intestines, but he said it was for rats. Who asked Pi Wu to steal it? This cannot be unreasonable.The government turned the case over and over again, but couldn't convict Cui Dazhu, so they had to let him go.But from then on, no one on Liangdian Street dared to talk to this person whose heart was worse than arsenic.In those days, there was no such thing as a "court of morality," and he was sentenced to death in people's hearts, earning him the nickname "Death Cui."He knew that staying in Hebei was boring, so he moved to Guyi Street.There are two guys on Guyi Street that everyone hates and everyone fears, one is the cruel-faced Glass Flower, and the other is the vicious Si Cui.At the moment, the two wolves are trapped in the sheepfold of shopkeeper Feng.

Glass Flower rolled her eyes and asked Shopkeeper Feng, "Tell me, why did that lady Feilaifeng give me this foreign mandarin jacket?" A puff of anger was evident on her face. Shopkeeper Feng didn't know what kind of anger it was, and he couldn't ignore it, so he said: "I want you to like me." "Damn you! I disturbed her that day, she knew that I had lost my foreign jacket, and she purposely used it to disturb me today!" Glass Flower threw her pocket watch on the ground and yelled, " Tomorrow, I'll get a bottle of water and pour it on her face to make her a living ghost!" At this time, her face was full of murderous looks.

Shopkeeper Feng was so frightened that his legs became weak and he wanted to kneel down.He doesn't know how to deal with this bastard who is easy to get angry when he talks about it, and doesn't take it seriously.He bent down to pick up the mandarin jacket pocket watch, his voice trembling: "Fortunately, this foreign watch is strong, not damaged, not damaged at all. It's better if you keep this foreign watch!" "Bring a hammer, I'll smash it!" roared the glass flower. At this time, the door slammed "Ah", and a tall, sharp young man entered.This is shopkeeper Feng's new young guy, named Cai Liu, who is smart and capable. He has only been in the shop for a year, and one person can already handle two people.Cai Liu knew that the shopkeeper was entangled in glass flowers, so he eavesdropped under the window for a while, and after making up his mind, he opened the door and came in.He came in and said:

"Third Master, I have a saying, I know you don't like to hear it, but I have to tell you." Glass Flower glanced at him, clearly looking for fault: "If you fart, let it go!" Cai Liu was not afraid, instead he sat on the chair opposite Glass Flower and said with a smile: "You're just blinding yourself!" Shopkeeper Feng was so frightened that his assistant dared to speak like that.Glass Flower stretched out her fingertips and almost touched Cai Liu's face: "What do you mean?" Cai Liuwen didn't move at all, but still smiled: "Small guess, you still don't know who is playing with braids?"

"Who? You know, why did you hide it from your third master!?" "Who is the third master? If you don't tell the little one to open his mouth, how can the little one dare to act like a big-tailed eagle in front of you?" "The third master told you to tell me!" Glass Flower didn't expect this kid to know a fool, and asked eagerly. The anger of Glass Flower obviously dropped a bit, Cai Liu nodded with a smile and said: "Okay, let me tell you, the guy with braids sells fried tofu in Xitou. He is called 'Sha Er', which is a cheap name." Tianjin Wei's children have been given nicknames since they were young, such as silly, dog leftover, dog egg, butthole, big smelly, second smelly, third smelly, bald, Goubuli and so on.It is said that it is for the Lord Hell to hear it, and if he doesn't like it, he will not be written in the book of life and death, and he will never leave it, so that he can live longer.Believe it or not, everyone does it for good luck. "What's the name of this stupid bastard?" "Stinky fried tofu, who calls him by name?" "Where is his den?" Cai Liu saw that the glass flower was caught by his own words, so he deliberately spoke calmly and slowly, so as to suppress the glass flower's anger: "Mostly in the area of ​​Lu Zutang in Xitou. I can't say which street or door. When I was a child, my home was behind Lu Zutang. I remember when I was six or seven years old, my mother took me to the temple to burn incense, recognize the master, and make pigtails. No. Said, that way, you will be considered as a Buddhist; with the Buddha's protection, you will not cause illnesses and disasters. That day, I was catching up with the fool to shave his pigtails. According to the rules of the temple, anyone who recognizes the master must be 12 years old. Give the old Taoist some money, and the old Taoist will place a bench in front of the main hall, jump over it, and become a monk, and survive the "child disaster". This is called "jumping the wall". According to the rules, if you jump over the bench, you are not allowed to turn back and run Go out of the temple gate until you reach the barber shop, and shave the doll's head to look like an adult. Have you heard of this case, Sanye?" "Go on-" "Sha Er's braids are very long. At the age of twelve, they are as thick as adults, and the ends of the braids are longer than the buttocks. He ran out of the temple gate, didn't go to the barber shop, and went straight home. I heard that he couldn't bear the braids on his head. So He's only grown so thick now, like a big whip." "Why do you keep mentioning him when he was wearing crotch pants? The third master asked him what kung fu is on that dog's tail?" "Don't worry, I'll tell you everything, I won't leave a word. I heard people say that his father has a lot of tricks, but he has never used anyone to trick him. He walks around the streets in Xitou every day, selling fried tofu. I heard that His family is from Anci County, and there are many people who practice Chaquan there. But no one has ever known that Sha Er can play braids. Besides, who in the world has heard of kung fu with braids? People outside are talking about it, using braids as a Using swords and guns, it's really scorpion shit -- poison (only)." "That idiot's kung fu was taught by his father?" "Probably, who else? By the way, I heard from a young age that his father punished him by tying his pigtails to a tree and hanging him. Everyone said that his father was kind in business, but he was cruel to children. He There are only two fathers and sons in the house. Some people say that the silly son was brought by his father. Who would be willing to tie his son’s pigtail to a tree and hang it? Looking back now, it must be practicing kung fu!” "Finished?" "Ah--" "It's just a fart, it's worth it, get out!" Cai Liu didn't move, and said steadily: "Don't be in a hurry. After the matter is finished, there is no end to the conversation. I want to tell you that although that idiot has kung fu, you, the third master, are more capable than him!" Glass Flower stared at Cai Liu with his silly eyes: "You kid have fun with me, or flatter me?" "Well, no matter how brave you are, I don't dare to make fun of you! Although you don't know martial arts, you can tell that the fool is relying on that braid to gain advantage. Think about it, who will guard against the other party when you do it?" His braid? But once his braid is thrown out, it is equal to two arms plus one. Three arms are against your two arms, and you are not at a disadvantage?" Glass Flower listened engrossed, and unconsciously nodded her head twice.Shopkeeper Feng hurriedly said: "When the braid is turned, there are more than three arms. It's like a thousand-armed Avalokitesvara." Glass Flower ignored Shopkeeper Feng, stared at Cai Liu's fair face and asked: "You said the third master used the law to demote him?" Only then did Cai Liu point out a clear way to Glass Flower: "You have so many capable friends, you can call whoever has a unique skill, and they don't all listen to your third master's greetings!" "Fuck you! The third master always fights one-on-one." Glass Flower said and punched Cai Liudang in the chest.However, Cai Liu could see that there was vitality on the face of the glass flower, obviously he liked what he heard, and he also fell into his plan of "transferring flowers and trees". At this time, Cui Cui, who is thick and strong, broke in.Cai Liu hurriedly winked at Shopkeeper Feng and walked out.In the front room, Cai Liu smiled and said to shopkeeper Feng: "Now, it's time for Glass Flower to get out." Shopkeeper Feng was in a daze and didn't understand.Cai Liu said: "I knew he was afraid of silly braids, so I made a way and told him to find someone to help. Once he goes, we will invite this master out." "Will he go?" "He can't wait to eat silly two, how can he not go?" "If you can't beat Sha Er, why don't you come back?" Cai Liu smiled and said: "Don't worry, you won't come back no matter you win or lose! If you win, you don't need to live in our shop; if you lose, let alone our shop, you won't even be able to stay in the Yiyi Street." Shopkeeper Feng still worried and said: "Fourth Master Cui may not be willing to ask him to go!" Cai Liu said: "You haven't figured it out yet. It's not that Cui didn't ask him to show his face. His trick is perfect-he first locked the glass flower in our drugstore, and then spread the wind outside and said that the glass flower was hiding. See people. In order to make people yell that Glass Flower pissed, and make Glass Flower's reputation bad. Next, he would like to drive Glass Flower to find Sha Er and get rid of him with his braids!" His tone was very sure, as if Keep the following three moves in mind. "It can't be, they are in the same group! Aren't they buddies and men?" "Don't believe that! Why do you call me buddies? Just to cheer yourself up. When it's the turn of the two to share a piece of meat, the tip of the knife is aimed at the deadly places on the buddies." When shopkeeper Feng heard this, a smile appeared on his chubby face. He didn't expect this new boy to have brains and methods.He was like meeting a protector in distress, like finding a roof in heavy rain.He involuntarily lifted the copper handle of the teapot, poured tea for Cai Liu, and asked Cai Liu: "The things you said just now are true, silly two?" "It doesn't matter if it's true or not, just bluff him!" Cai Liu took the tea bowl and drank it unceremoniously. He was so rude on purpose, as if he deserved it.Because in this way, he is different in front of this pussy shopkeeper.