Chapter 3 Two out of a big fool

Anyway, God will not be one-sided.The morals of this world are like a steelyard, which will not always be unbalanced; no matter what is going on inside or outside the body, it is like falling on this scale.When one end is pressed down, the other end should be raised.The moon shines through the east window, and gradually goes to the west window; luck, like bad luck, bounces around on everyone's heads.When the sun was too poisonous, it forced thick clouds and rain; when the rain fell too violently, it brought in a gust of wind, which blew the clouds away.It is said that right now the glass flower will be blocked at the intersection of Juyi Street, and the people stare blankly and bewildered. Suddenly, a man in his thirties walks into the crowd, bows to the glass flower, and says:

"Grandpa, you are always happy and smooth. Just raise your arms and let them pass." If he dares to stand out and take charge, he is considered a good guy if he has courage, but his words are not tough, and he doesn't look like a person who intends to make trouble.Glass Flower looked at this man: he was of medium height, with big ears, a flat nose, narrowed eyes, rough bumps on his cheeks, and a little silly.Look at the brand new blue cloth coat on his body, don't guess, he must be a poor man with a heartless heart, put on new clothes to watch the meeting, and when he encountered this scene, he wanted to be a peacemaker without knowing the severity.Therefore, Glass Flower worked even harder, she curled her lips into a smile, stood up, and wobbled to this person:

"Hey, idiot, who didn't pull up his pants and exposed you? You don't want to find a piece of impermeable ground to take a pee and take a look at yourself. This is the boundary, you dare to pierce it!" That's a good point.This kind of thing in front of me can't be avoided, and there are people involved in it, so it can be seen that this person is probably a big fool.He looked at the posture of the glass flower, instead of retreating quickly, he said with a shy face and a smile: "Today, everyone is trying to be auspicious. One thing more is worse than one thing less. You will be less angry when you are old.

"It seems that you are quite filial. Let me tell you, the third master has always had no gas in his stomach, and he can only irritate people!" As he spoke, he glanced at Fei Laifeng again, and then made fun of this idiot, "This is the first time our master When we meet, why do you honor me? Take off your coat, the third master is missing a door curtain. Hey, if you want to say that your braid is really not bad, let’s take it off and give it to your third master!" On the fool's head is a big, thick, shiny black braid, like a big cable on a wharf winch. If he is not full of energy, he will never have such fine hair.Without waiting for him to speak, the glass flower grabbed it with his hands and said with a haha:

"Give it to your third master, are you still reluctant?" After talking, he didn't move.This fool is like an iron post, and the braid is like a thick rope tied to the iron post.The glass flower wanted to scare him, make him yell in pain twice, and be happy, but it only used 40% of its strength, but it didn't move, and it immediately aroused his anger.The temper of a powerful person can be caught on fire.He yelled: "I'll grab your dog's tail!" This time he pulled with all his strength.Just hearing the sound of "pa", the people around couldn't help raising their hands to cover their faces, they couldn't bear to see the miserable scene of the braid being torn off.Who knows, it didn't move at all, but because of too much force, it brought the glass flower over, staggered and almost bumped into the idiot, who quickly put his hands on him and said, "you always stand still!" Already!" That way, just like the younger generation kowtows to the older generation.

People couldn't help "coaxing" a laugh.Glass Flower was furious, and when he pulled the fool's braids together and was about to pull harder, he suddenly felt the braids in his palm slip away, followed by a flash of black shadow in front of him, ch--crack! Like a leather whip Pumped on his own face.From the corner of the left eye to the corner of the right mouth, there was a slanted line, which was burning and painful. He stared, and the idiot stood opposite him with his hands behind his back.The big black braid has been loosely wrapped around the shoulders, and the end of the braid hangs on the chest.The glass flower was blurred, I don't know how it happened, but the silly little eyes showed surprise, as if he himself didn't know what happened.

Glass Flower unknowingly glanced at Fei Laifeng, the little lady showed a bit of air on her face. "Good mother, the third master has met his opponent today! Come on, the third master must unload you!" Glass Flower yelled while taking off his robe, "The third master told your father to be dead from today!" Facing the silly posture of using force. The idiot shook his hands, unwilling to move. When the spectators saw that something was going to happen, the timid ones hurried away, and the daring ones also retreated.Only some sticks stood still, clapped their hands, chanted songs, and booed:

Fight one thing, fight another, Chenjiagouzi Niangniang Temple, Five hundred for the boat, Give the big ship a lift. Although Hun Xingzi only talks about playing tricks, acting like a bachelor, and doesn't talk about kung fu, Glass Flower has practiced with a highly skilled master for a year and a half. After a few blows, it can only be dealt with in one breath.Seeing the idiot standing there refusing to make a move, he acted first, and when he went up to split his chest, he just punched him.This punch was about to touch the idiot, when suddenly a black snake-like thing came in front of him.In a flash of his mind, it was that braid again! He hastened to dodge his fists, the braid swept over his eyeballs like lightning, and his eyes couldn't be opened immediately; followed by "ch--crack!" The front body was hit hard, It was like being pulled by a steel rod, and the force was so strong that his chest felt tight, his eyes went dark, and he fell to the ground with his soles in the sky.There were shouts all around, some screamed, some shouted.

Glass Flower shook its head twice like a rattle drum, and when it was a little awake, it quickly rolled and jumped up, but saw the idiot standing with his hands behind his back as usual, with his long braids still hanging on his chest, as if he hadn't moved at all, but his small eyes Shimmering shines.This is really a coincidence.Although Glass Flower was dazed by the beating, she still didn't forget to take a look at Fei Laifeng, who was eating melon seeds with a smile, like watching a monkey show. Glass Flower yelled wildly: "The third master is tired of work!" Turning around, he picked up the red lacquer stool and threw it at the idiot.He used too much force, the stool tilted out, and smashed the light board of the Helinghui with a crash, sending broken glass flying all over the sky.Seeing that the situation was getting worse, the people were so frightened that they scattered, but because they didn't know the east, west, north, south, they huddled together instead.Some soil sticks threw bricks into the crowd.Someone yelled, "You're full of the snacks on the stage!" A group of local sticks climbed onto the stage like monkeys, grabbing the snacks.Glass flower squeezed in the crowd, kicked the crowd with one left foot and one right foot, he felt sorry for the pocket watch that he took off just now, and wanted to grab the idiot and desperately, but the idiot It's long gone, and the flying phoenix on the stage has gone to nowhere.

A bastard with a flat cap on his head squeezed forward, scratching his neck and shouting: "Master! What's the matter? The buddies are here!" "Fuck your grandma, Shi Cui, why did you go early! Catch that idiot!" "Idiot? Which idiot?" "He--braids, grab his braids!" This is strange. In those days, which man didn't have braids on the back of his head, could he pull it over?