Chapter 11 Chapter 3 2

It was early spring when Wang Xianke came to Xuanyangfang.In a blink of an eye, he had been there for six months, and it was already autumn.No one had seen him in the past, no one knew who he was looking for; his genitals were like a jackass;On the first point, people say, who knows where he came from.Regarding the second point, people say that if I have a daughter, I would rather kill him and feed the dog than marry him.Regarding the third point, people say that this guy looks like a young man who doesn't know how to help when the oil bottle is poured.But except for the jealous old man and Boss Hou, everyone still has to deal with him because he is rich.If he was to be driven away, the owner of the inn, Mr. Sun, would be the first to refuse. This is because Xuanyangfang in Chang'an City does not rely on city gates or important roads, and no strangers come here in the year of the monkey.Except for the local prostitutes who come to hang out from outside the workshop occasionally come to open a room, that is, someone in the workshop gets married and thinks that the house is too small, so they open a double room here.In the latter case, they can’t get ripped off, and they can’t make money. In the former case, clients and prostitutes often jump out of the window and escape, losing the house money.Wang Xianke was a single guest, and he accounted for more than half of Boss Sun's turnover.In addition, he often buys some things in the shop in the workshop, and hires a child to run errands for him, and he pays a lot of money.Therefore, Wang An's father proposed to expel Wang Xianke at the neighborhood meeting several times, but no one agreed.

Wang Xianke went to Chang'an City to find Wushuang, but he was always sneaky and refused to tell all the things he remembered about Wushuang.Although he remembered that he had a fierce fight with Wushuang when he came to Chang'an last time (he was only sixteen or seventeen years old when he first came), and now he is twenty-five years old, but it is quite difficult to tell how hot it was back then.For example, one day that Miss Jiao was so ingenious that she didn't want to go out from the gate, but wanted to climb the wall, so she stepped on Wang Xianke's shoulder.In fact, she didn't want to jump out of the wall, but to shoot a slingshot from the wall and shoot passers-by in the head.At that time, Wushuang was already fourteen years old.Wang Xianke looked between her legs and saw two straight legs and very spacious trousers.At the top of the trouser leg, there was a very odd-looking thing, which was dingy.At that time, Wang Xianke was indeed startled for a while, but he returned to normal in an instant.When I think about it after seven or eight years, I am not only not excited, but also feel a little disgusted.

Like Wushuang climbing the wall that day, it could have been a clue to find her.Because he remembered that Wushuang fired a few bombs, and there were screams from outside the wall.It is not difficult to imagine the things outside the wall: a gentleman passed by here, and when he passed the gate, he put an iron pot on his head to guard against cold bullets flying from the door.After passing through the door, he felt that the danger was over, so he took down the iron pot.Who knew that Wushuang would shoot bullets on the wall, so one or two holes were punched in his head, dripping with blood.As long as you find a person whose head was broken in the alley outside the empty yard on a certain day in a certain year, you can prove that Wushuang not only exists, but also lived in this workshop; there will be significant progress in finding a job.This would have been a good lead: talk to everyone in the shop with scars on their heads.But Wang Xianke is also a gentleman. He felt that this would expose other people's scars, so he refused to do this.

That day when Wushuang climbed the wall ended like this: after she fired a few bullets into the small alley outside the wall, she suddenly jumped off Wang Xianke's head, threw the slingshot in two pieces on the ground and stepped on it twice, saying: : It’s boring, it’s really boring, so I ran back to my room.When I saw her again the next day, she had already taken off her short gown and shorts, put on a long skirt, combed her hair, and put on jewelry. When she saw Wang Xianke, she stopped calling him "Wang Xianke" , but lowered his head and softly called him cousin.When Wushuang walks, one heel will never exceed the other's toe, and when she sits down, she will not lean back on the back of the chair and raise her legs; instead, she straightens her spine and tightens her legs, and she never looks up at men s eyes.And always will.In the future, when she went out again, she would not run out of the gate like a gust of wind, and jump on the horseback like a goat; instead, she would wear a veil and go out with Wang Xianke. He put on the horse's back, put on the side saddle, fastened his legs with belts, and then said softly: Thank you, cousin.Wang Xianke also got on his own horse, and the two of them rode out of the workshop together.On the surface, she and Wang Xianke behaved well, but they were not.Because when Wang Xianke carried her onto the horse, her neckline trembled for a moment.At this moment, Wang Xianke heard her whispering to her ear: Look inside.Then he saw the white and creamy breasts, the cleavage and the lace of the underwear.After this moment, Wushuang sat on the horse solemnly, like all the ladies, with her legs tightly together, like a mermaid.In the evening, the girl named Caiping would send a note with Wushuang dog crawling characters on it, saying: Did you see it?Such is the case with Wushuang.

Things like this can also be clues to Wu Shuang.Wang Xianke can find a gentleman in the workshop and tell him: Sir, Wushuang exists. I remember such a thing...; he can also say that when he was holding Wushuang on the horse, he smelled her seductive body. musky aroma.The effect of that aroma is to make the man's scrotum tighten when he smells it.At the same time, he also saw the sweet sweat that had just leaked from his cousin's cleavage.That is to say, for gentlemen, you can not only explain it with reason, but also move it with emotion—I have such a cousin, can you say that she does not exist?But although Wang Xianke was eager to find Wushuang, he did not lose his mind.He could also imagine that the gentleman covered his ears with his hands, blushed and shouted loudly, "Sir, I haven't heard a single word of your obscene words!"

After Wang Xianke falls asleep at night, he always hopes to dream of Wushuang, because Wushuang is his fiancee.But he never dreamed of her once, instead he always dreamed of Yu Xuanji with gray eyes, tall, broad shoulders, slender waist and plump hips.The woman babbled to him so much that he felt he could relate to everything that happened to her.When he woke up the next morning, he felt groggy.As time passed, he simply didn't know who he was looking for when he went to Chang'an, whether it was Wushuang or Yu Xuanji.Wasn't it when Fu Wushuang mounted his horse that her breasts slid heavily over his shoulders?Wasn't Wushuang stealing a kiss with him in the alley, and he stuck his tongue between Wushuang's thick lips?But why does he always dream of Yu Xuanji?Later, he finally figured out the answer to this mystery.To be more precise, he didn't understand anything, but was caught by him when others were talking about him.Those people said that he was not called Wang Xianke at all.He didn't come looking for Wushuang either.His age is not twenty-five as he said, but in his forties.In fact, he was one of the men and women who fooled around with Yu Xuanji in the past.

If we use today's words, as soon as all the gentlemen in Xuanyangfang get together, they will make up stories for Wang Xianke.There are so many stories like this, and there are as many stories like this as there are in Xuanyangfang where gentlemen meet.If Wang Xianke heard all these stories, he wouldn't believe any of them, because he doesn't have the technique of splitting himself, so it is impossible for him to become several people.But he had only heard one, and he couldn't help but believe it.The people who made up this story are Boss Sun, Boss Luo, and Boss Hou of the inn; there are three people in total.At that time, it was getting late, and both wool and satin shops had already been boarded.The three gentlemen were chatting on the counter of the inn, and they talked about Wang Xianke.At that time, when they saw the lights in Wang Xianke's room, they felt that he was still in the room and that he was safe, and he would not hear anything he said.But they don't know what a son is. Do you still care about how much lamp oil you light?Even if he bought lamp oil by himself, he couldn't remember to turn off the lamp.They confidently made up a story: this Wang Xianke was originally Yu Xuanji's guest, and when Yu Xuanji died, he was not in Chang'an City.After twenty years, he found it again.This boss was started by Boss Sun, and Boss Luo began to add fuel and vinegar.Everyone is a scholar, and when people talk about him, they are not dry, but also emotional: Oh, this guy is also infatuated enough, we have told him so many times that Yu Xuanji is dead, he just doesn’t believe it , and now I'm still looking for it in different ways.Immediately someone climbed up (Boss Hou): This guy is so pitiful.If he knew that Yu Xuanji was dead, he would be blamed if he wasn't crazy.So as soon as he showed up, I lied to him that this empty courtyard was not a Taoist temple, but a nunnery.But although this kid is half crazy, he is not stupid, and he is not fooled.Right at this point, Wang Xianke came out headlong.He said: Hearing what you said, I was really enlightened.You say I am not Wang Xianke, so who am I?We all know that this is the most taboo thing about making up stories.Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will arrive, which is a big spoiler.Everyone blushed, only Boss Hou said cheekily, don't you know who you are?Wang Xianke said: So I knew it, but after hearing what you said, I didn't know it anymore.After hearing such words, no one could hold back their faces.The three gentlemen clasped their hands together and said: "Please accompany me."Pulled up his legs and left.