Chapter 17 Chapter One

Sir, July 7, 1979, is my wedding day.The bride Wang Renmei is my elementary school classmate.Wang Renmei, like me, also has two long legs like cranes.My heart pounded when I saw her long legs.When I was eighteen, I went to carry water and met her on the well platform.Her barrel fell into the well, and she was spinning in circles.I knelt on the well platform and helped her get the bucket.I was very lucky that day, and I fished up her bucket in one go.She exclaimed: Hey, Xiaopao, you are really an expert in picking buckets!At that time, she was a substitute teacher in elementary school, teaching physical education.She was tall, with a slender neck and a small head with two pigtails in the back.Wang Renmei, I stammered, I want to tell you something.What did she say?I said: Wang Dan and Chen Bi are healed, do you know?She was stunned for a while, then suddenly burst out laughing.She smiled and said: Xiao Pao, you are just talking nonsense, Wang Dan, such a small person, Chen Bi, looks like a big ocean horse, how about the two of them?Then she seemed to think of something again, her face flushed, and she bent over with a smile.I solemnly said: I'm not lying to you, I'm a dog if I lie to you!I saw it with my own eyes.what do you seeWang Renmei asked.I whispered: I told you, don’t tell anyone else——Last night, when I came out of the office, I passed the straw stack beside the threshing floor, and I heard someone humming behind the stack.I approached quietly and listened carefully, it turned out that it was Chen Bi and Wang Dan who were talking sweetly.I heard Wang Dan say, "Brother Chen Bi, don't worry. Although I am small, I don't lack anything. I will definitely give birth to a big son for you." Wang Renmei bent down and laughed again. Can you hear me?She said: Listen, tell me, what happened next?What did they do afterwards?I said: Later they seemed to kiss—nonsense, Wang Renmei said: How did they kiss?I said: Can I still lie to you?how kiss?

Of course there is a way to kiss!Chen Bi hugged Wang Dan in his arms like a child, kissing him any way he wanted!Wang Renmei blushed again, and she said: Xiaopao, you are a big hooligan!Chen Bi is also a big hooligan!I said: Wang Renmei, even Chen Bi and Wang Dan are in a relationship, can we make friends?She froze for a moment, then suddenly smiled, and asked, why do you want to make friends with me?I said: You have two long legs, and I also have two long legs.My aunt said that if we got married, we would have two long legs if we had a child.We can train our long-legged kids to be world champions.Wang Renmei smiled and said: Your aunt is so funny!Your aunt is not only in charge of the ligation, but also the matchmaker! ——Wang Renmei carried the bucket and left.She took big strides, her shoulder pole trembled, and the two buckets jumped up and down, as if she was going to fly.Later I became a soldier and left my hometown.A few years later, I heard that she and Xiao Xiachun were engaged.Xiao Xiachun is a substitute teacher at the Agricultural Middle School, teaching Chinese.He wrote an essay "Praise of Coal", which was published in the supplement of Dazhong Daily, which caused a great sensation in Northeast Township.I was very emotional when I heard the news.Those of us who have eaten coal did not write "The Hymn of Coal", and Xiao Xiachun did not eat coal but wrote "The Hymn of Coal". It seems that Wang Renmei's choice is completely correct.

After Xiao Xiachun was admitted to university, Xiao Shangchun set off three firecrackers with 1,000 heads on the street, and paid for a film team to hang a screen on the elementary school playground and show movies for three nights in a row.Arrogant and arrogant. At that time, I had just returned from participating in the 'Self-Defense Fight Against Vietnam', achieved a third-class merit, and was promoted to be a full-time officer. There are a lot of matchmakers.Aunt said: Xiaopao, let me introduce you to a good girl, I will guarantee your satisfaction.Mother asked: Who is it?The aunt said: My apprentice, the little lion!My mother said: Is that Man over 30 years old?Aunt said: positive 30.Mother said: Xiaopao is only 26.My aunt said: It's better to be older, because older people know how to hurt others.I said: Little Lion is pretty good, but Wang Gan has been a fan of her for more than ten years, and I can't take away the love of my friends.Aunt said: Wang Gan?He is a toad who wants to eat swan meat!The little lion will marry no one to marry him!How many years has it been since his father hunched over and leaned on a stick to go to the hospital every market day to make trouble and tarnish my reputation?

The "nutrition fee" he extracted from me was at least 800 yuan.Mother said: This king's foot is a bit pretentious.The aunt said angrily: "It's not just a little pretending, it's completely pretending."After squeezing money from me, I ran to the market to eat roast meat and drink soju. When I was drunk, my waist was straight, and I ran around the market.How do you think I have encountered so many scoundrels in my life?And that bastard Xiao Shangchun, who almost killed me during the "Cultural Revolution", now looks like an old man, enjoying the happiness at home with a banana fan.I heard that his son was admitted to university?There is an old saying that 'good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil', but what about now?Good people get no rewards, bad guys enjoy happiness!The mother said: There is still retribution, but it's not when it comes.My aunt said: When will it be?

My head is all white! After the aunt left, the mother sighed, "Your aunt's life is really not going well."I asked: I heard that Yang Lin came to see his aunt again later?Mother said: Listen to your aunt, that person came again.I heard that he has become the commissioner of the district and came here in a car. He apologized to your aunt and said that he would marry her to make up for his mistakes during the "Cultural Revolution".Your aunt flatly refused. Just as we were lamenting about our aunt, Wang Renmei broke in one step at a time.She said to my mother: Auntie, I heard that Xiao Pao is breaking the sky to talk about his daughter-in-law, what do you think of me?Girl, don't you have a master?my mother asked.I fell with him.Isn't Chen Shimei divorced after entering university?Mother said angrily.Auntie, it's not he who divorced me, but I who divorced him.Wang Renmei said, what's so great about being admitted to a university?Firecrackers are set off again, and movies are shown again, which is too crazy.It's better to trot, and to mention the officer, I still don't hum.As soon as he returned to the countryside, he went to work in the fields.Girlfriend, my family is not good enough for you.

mother said.Auntie, you have nothing to say about this matter, you have to ask Xiao Pao.Xiao Pao, I will be your wife and give birth to a world champion, do you want it?want!I stared at her legs and said.