Chapter 69 Section 69

Changkuan carried the manure cage to pick up the manure, but the wheat grains snowed more and more, and it suddenly became cold, and the breath in the nose and mouth could see the fog.He walked across the river beach, bypassed the ridge, and then reached the dirt road in the back valley. The wheat particles and snow were blown by the wind, and the road surface was like quicksand.However, Changkuan didn't pick up much dung. He squatted behind the weir and dumped the dung directly into the dung cage.Gulu Village has only done this kind of behavior in a daze before, and Zhang Kuan also laughed at his absurdity. He touched his buttocks and felt countless knives scratching there.At this time, a group of wolves passed by the hemp field of Tianbu's house. There were clumps of mullah growing in the hemp harvested field. The grass was all withered, and the copper sound of Lingling could almost be heard.But the wolves didn't make any noise, their four hooves seemed to be wrapped with cotton, and the fur was completely gray from head to tail.The wolf also changed seasons.Wearing a gray padded jacket?Changkuan thought this way at first, and suddenly panicked. He didn't even want the manure cage, and ran to the village with his pants in his hands.The wolf didn't chase him, didn't even look back, just kept passing with his head down and a smile.

When Mashao and his group of piss bearers heard that the wolves had been overtaken again, they all ran to the dirt pad behind the pan and took poles to prevent the wolves from entering the village, but they didn't see the wolves.Did the wolf go to the river beach in front of the village again?When I ran to the stone lion again, I saw a group of people rushing over the dirt road from the highway to the village.At first I thought it was people from Xiahewan chasing wolves, but Xiahewan is too far away from Gulu Village, even if chasing wolves, would they be able to chase such a long way?Those people got closer and closer, and everyone made fun of the length and width must have been delusional, and they started to disrespect the clothes of those people, wow, black trousers and black jacket, but wearing a white belt and white leggings, that Is it dressed up by a monkey showman from Henan?Liu Sheng's son suddenly turned pale and said: This is the Golden Cudgel Rebel Team from Xiahewan!During Liusheng's illness, Liusheng's son went to Xiahewan doctor's to get Chinese medicine and saw the rebel team there, which belonged to the joint reference.The words of Liu Sheng's son alerted everyone, and they found that everyone who came was holding a stick in his hand.Why did the man with the golden cudgel come to Gulu Village?This made it clear that Shuipi and Mazihei were the ones walking in front.There is no doubt that it was Shuipi who ran out to inform the Hammer team that they were trapped in the kiln, and then moved the rescuers from the Xiahewan United Finger?But why did Ma Zihei come back?Immediately, someone ran to report to Tianbu and Mozi as if a cannon was caught between their buttocks. .

Baizi said: Are you Mazihei? Are you Mazihei? Mazihei said: Come here and see if it is Mazihei. Bai Zi walked forward, tilted his head to see, Ma Zihei punched Bai Zi in the heart, and Bai Zi staggered and fell to the ground.Ma Zihei said: Don’t recognize me, forget me, Gulu Village doesn’t have me anymore? ! Baizi said: "Pockmarked black pockmarked black, why did you come out?" Ma Zihei said: You don't care how I came out, I did come out, and I will go back to Gulu Village when I come out! He kicked Liu Zi, who sat on the ground, backed up with his hands propped up, his pockmarked black foot kicked his mouth, one of his front teeth fell out, and bloody foam flowed on his chin.He said: I am nothing, neither the Red Swords nor the Hammers.Ma Zihei said: "It's from Gulu Village, I'm going to fight!"Don’t you know how to burn a kiln? I’ve taken a few more saggers from the kiln to build a wall, but you refused. Get up and fight me, look here, look here!When Baizi was about to face Mazihei, he couldn't see, so he could only tilt his head, but Mazihei kicked his head straight.

Seeing Mazihei bullying Baizi, those who dispersed turned around to save Baizi, people with golden cudgels clattered up and surrounded him, and Huang Shengsheng came out of the nest.Huang Shengsheng is here too?Huang Shengsheng was so thin that only a cucumber mouth remained, and he was shouting: Who is the red sword?Shui Pi said: These are all red swords.The golden cudgel was hit all at once, and Ma Shao was hit on the shoulder, and fell to the ground with his back on his back, saying: "What a fucking beating!"Get up and pick up the pole.The two sides of the pole carrying the urine bucket are tied with a rope, and the end of the rope is tied with a hook. When you throw it away, it is like throwing a meteor hammer, and no one can get close to it.The horse spoon shook the pole, and all the people shook the pole for a while, retreating while shaking, and once they entered the village road, they suddenly split up and ran into the lanes, some entered the yard and closed the gate, and some got into the pigs circle, and some climbed up trees.

At the Pogen intersection leading to Zhongshan, a group of people were guarding, and a group of people set fire to the crotch in the Yaoshen Temple.I heard that the scabies of Dongsheng and Lizhu are good to be plastered with kiln ash, but without kiln ash, they rubbed plant ash into their crotches, rubbed it, and set it on fire. Called Dongsheng over to see if it was scabies. Dongsheng took off his trousers to show everyone that he was healed, but he was immediately overwhelmed. Everyone scratched in his crotch, and then scratched in his crotch. , Said: Why don't you be so stupid, if you want to itch, let's itch together!As soon as the fighting started at the south entrance of the village, someone came to report the news. Everyone hurriedly put on their pants and ran out in a swarm.Because they were in a hurry, they didn't know which entrance of the village they were, so Hulala and a group of people first ran to the big stone mill in the east, and there was nothing there, so they were puzzled.Gourd's daughter-in-law drew white and gray circles on the wall of her pigsty and asked: Is it a wolf?Nobody paid any attention to her.I saw the third aunt staggering and running, and the long pole drove the two chickens, one rolling on the ground and the other flying in the air. The daughter-in-law of the gourd said: "The chickens have lost all the cows, third aunt!"The third aunt said: Hit it, hit it!That group of people asked: where to fight?The third aunt said: the south entrance of the village.The group turned around and ran towards the south alley again.

The south alley was full of pigs, dogs, chickens and cats running over. When they saw the villagers, they yelled. No one could understand their yells, and they were scolded: Don't block the road!All the pigs, dogs, chickens and cats retreated by the side of the road, waiting for the group of people to pass by, then turned around and ran forward. When they turned around, they almost slipped and fell on the snow. He went towards a tree, bounced off the tree and hit the stone at the root of the courtyard wall.They said: Jindou Jindou, are you okay?The pig said: I don't want to be called Jindou, Jindou's daughter-in-law Lingxing is good to me and calls me Lingxing.They were about to scold you for being so stinky when they saw another group of people sneaking in from the other side of the alley.The cowbell flew up suddenly, grabbed the edge of a courtyard wall with both hands, jumped onto the top of the wall, and quickly reached the roof.The house belongs to Thimble's family, and Thimble is shouting: My tile, my tile!The tiles were beaten down from the roof, and the people below beat the roof with stones and the knocked-down tiles, and the thimble she died and cried like a wolf.The people at the other end of the alley turned around and ran into the alley again, but they couldn't get across for a while, howled, and the man who was chasing the cowbell backed away.He retreated to the front of Tianbu's house. Tianbu came out from the courtyard gate, raised a machete, and shouted: "My god, you mother!"Where did the bastard come to Gulu Village to challenge him? !The sound was so loud that the dogs were frightened and stopped barking, and the group ran away. The sky cloth was chopped off in a series, causing snowflakes and sparks to splash on the tiles in the alleyway.

When Tianbu came back from Banxiang's place, he felt a little cold and his legs were weak. He put on a jacket and lit a fire to eat a bunch of shallot roots. !Tianbu said: A green onion, hard for a winter!The daughter-in-law said: Don't hurt me!Tianbu saw his daughter-in-law bent down to take the cat food bowl under the cabinet, and her buttocks formed a triangle shape, so she became disgusted and wanted to kick it with her feet when she heard chickens and dogs biting outside.Opening the gate of the courtyard, a group of people were running to chase them away from the alleyway. He thought it was the hammer team who came down from the mountain, but those people didn't know each other, and they were still wondering. He opened the door with a bang, jumped out and dragged the water skin in.Q: Where is this from?Shuipi said: "The golden cudgel in Xiahewan... . . .Tianbu said: "You fucking move soldiers?"He punched Shui Pi in the face, and kicked Shui Pi out with another kick.

The water skin was thrown to the ground like a puddle of mud. He wanted to shout something, but his jaw fell off, and he grabbed a person who was running past, and gestured for him to fix his chin. Pushing his chin upwards, the chin bone was connected, and Shuipi shouted: This is Zhu Tianbu's house, Tianbu is here!A group of people ran past the courtyard gate, turned around again, and Tianbu closed the gate.The door was slammed down, and Tianbu's dog jumped up from the courtyard wall to the top of the wall, and then down the alleyway. The dog's head was not smashed open, but the dog's waist was broken, and Tianbu was brought out from the upper room. Machete.

This knife is made of iron. It was originally the knife in the hands of the statue of Emperor Guan in the Guandi Temple in Xiahewan. , but when they came to perform in Gulu Village, the knife was too heavy for the child pretending to be a core to hold it.The establishment of Red Broadsword is the name of Tianbu with this knife. Tianbu rushed out of the courtyard with a knife in hand, and it was the people with the red sword who rushed over, and the people with the golden cudgel were also in chaos. When I arrived at the stone lion, I retreated from the stone lion to the bank of the hill.Huang Shengsheng yelled loudly, and another group of people came running towards the entrance of the village on the road, all holding a wine bottle.The stove fire said: This dog day is very powerful, and there is still wine.Tianbu then said: "Hurry down, whoever grabs the wine will drink!"Before the words were finished, a wine bottle flew over and landed about ten meters in front of them. Boom, the bottle exploded, and the four of them fell down immediately. Everyone was still wearing pants, but blood flowed from the pants. The one who fell down was the stove fire. Others' faces were still clean, but his face was blackened by the smoke, his mouth was open, and his teeth looked long and white.Suozi and Tianya thought he was killed by the bombing, and shouted: "Stove fire!"stove fire!The stove didn’t die, but he was blinded by the bombing. When he heard the shout, he touched his head with both hands. The head was still there, and he touched his crotch. The thing in his crotch was still there. When he got up, he found blood on the back of his hand, so he wiped his face. The black face was smeared with blood, some black and some red, black red and black red. His two-finger-less finger pointed at Huang Shengsheng and cursed. : Damn it, you dare to use bombs? !Another wine bottle was thrown over, and the wine bottle exploded again, sending up a cloud of smoke, snowflakes, mud spots and glass shards splashed everywhere.The red sword withdrew to the screen wall at the gate of Tianbu's courtyard.Tian Ya said: Tianbu Tianbu, what kind of bomb are they using?Zaohuo said: fart bomb.It's for frying fish.

It's for frying fish.People in Gulu Village and Xiahewan use fishing rods or nets to catch fish in the Zhou River, but people in Luo Town often fill wine bottles with kerosene or explosives, install detonators, and light them. Throw it into the water to fry the fish.Huang Shengsheng brought these joint fingers in Luo Town, originally thinking that they would not need to attack Gulu Village at all, so he took more than a dozen dynamite bottles and wanted to fry fish in the river in front of the village. I boiled the fish stew, but I didn't expect that these dynamite bottles would work.As soon as the Red Broadsword men withdrew, they rushed up again. Huang Shengsheng called Ma Zihei, but Ma Zihei disappeared, and called Shui Pi, saying that the Red Broadsword had retreated. Whoever Pi pointed the red sword at was from any household, he would beat those who could be beaten, and those who could be kicked out would be kicked out, liberating Gulu Village.But they were blocked again at the crossing of the village. Tianbu commanded the red sword to throw the stone tiles like rain, and Huang Shengsheng threw out three more wine bottles himself.

The wine bottles exploded continuously, and the man with the red sword injured a few more. Tianbu said: "Zaohuo, do you have any pills for frying foxes at home?"The stove said: Nothing.Tianbu said, "Where's our firecracker?"Shoot them muskets!Zaohuo said: The firecracker is in our team headquarters, so there is no explosives.Tianbu said: "The last time you set off the gunpowder, you used up all the explosives?"Zaohuo said: Maybe the branch secretary still has some at home, I don't know if he will take it out.Tianbu said: When will he refuse? !The fire broke out and ran to her husband's room.Tianbu asked those with strong strength to throw stones and tiles in front, and those with weaker feet quickly searched for stones and tiles. They picked off the bricks on the top of the screen wall, and then went to pull the bricks and tiles on the wall of Cowbell’s courtyard. watt.But Ma Shao took a dustpan from Niu Ling's house.Tianbu said: What are you doing with the dustpan?Ma Shao said: This can block the wine bottle.As soon as he said this, someone else took a sieve and a copper washbasin to use as a shield. The Red Daoist, the Golden Cudgel, and the Town Lianzhi began to tug at each other. After a while, the Red Daoist rushed out of the village road, and the Golden Cudgel and the Zhenlianzhi retreated to the stone lion. After a while, the Golden Cudgel and the Zhenlianzhi He rushed over again, and the Red Broadsword retreated in a panic.The snow is getting bigger and bigger, the snow is no longer grains of wheat, but snow flakes, and when the wind blows again, the snow flakes will spin and roll in the village road, and then twisted into countless whips, on the courtyard gates on both sides, on the house walls Hit hard. There was a brawl at the south entrance of Gulu Village. The Hammer team saw it in the kiln and shouted that Bacao was pulling out the beard on his lips in the cave. He didn’t allow the beard to grow, so he touched one of them with his hand. He pulled it out, heard the shout, took the hammer and ran to the kiln, and was about to get off when he lifted his foot, but he caught him behind him, if he didn't pull behind him, he would fall to the bottom of the kiln with that kick.Bacao was caught, so he realized that he was too excited and impatient, thinking that the mound was like a hurdle, but he shouted there: "Go down the mountain, go down the mountain, damn it, Gulu Village is our home." , whoever takes ours asks him to return it, and whoever eats ours asks him to spit it out!Everyone waved their hammers and ran down the mountain.From the kiln to the mountain road, there is a slanted road, which is narrow and steep. There is a layer of snow, and almost everyone slips and falls while running down.This slipped, some fell from the sloping road to the ditch under the road, and some lay on the road with bruised noses and swollen faces. They lost all their strength for a while, and then got up again, their stomachs were hungry and their bodies were cold.Bacao said: "Keeping the lamp, it's called keeping the lamp!"Shou Deng came over, and Shou Deng said: I was just going to talk to you.Bacao said: What do you want to say?Shou Deng said: I want to go home.Bacao said: Go back and go to the red sword? !Shou Deng said: I am afraid of being fought, and they let me be human, and I am human.Bacao said: Afraid of them fighting, are you not afraid of us fighting?Shou Deng said: The Hammer team wants me to join, and I will join.Bacao said: I have to think about it if you want someone, now take off your pants and jacket!Keeping the lamp said: This is a cold day.Bacao said: Take it off!Bacao yelled at the people who were crawling and rolling on the long road: Tear the clothes of the lamp guards into strips, wrap them around your shoes and run down, don't let people see our Hammer team as a bear!He himself didn't wait to wrap his shoes with cloth strips, and rushed to the front of the crowd like a stone rolling down.