Chapter 68 Section 68

That night, the mother-in-law's nostrils and throat hurt, and pus came out of her ears. She only said that there was a fire inside and a little cold outside, so she took the blue and white stone that was used to press the water vegetables in the urn as a pillow, but it didn't get better.Another day later, my body started to have a fever, my eyes were too sleepy to open, and I fell asleep on the kang.The sky has been cloudy since the day of the dung, and the more cloudy it is, the more it is raining now. After a meal, the raindrops turn into snow. There was a swishing sound.The mother-in-law instructed the dog to pee moss on the kang: take the pile of bean stalks behind the house and put them in the kitchen, so as not to burn the pot if the bean stalks are wet when the snow falls heavily; go to the wheat grass collection to grab a basket of wheat straw and put it in the pigsty nest Put some dry soil in the ground, don’t let the pigs still lie in the mud when it’s cold; go to the utility room and put those corn tassels into the straw sandals, be careful that the heels are easy to freeze in winter.The dog pee and moss were all dry, except that the grain tassels were not put into the straw sandals, but braided matchsticks were used. Braided matchlocks are important, and I would rather have frostbite on my heels.He was weaving matchsticks, which my mother-in-law didn't see on the kang, so I made a few and hung them on the wall in the courtyard gate, and went into the upper house to greet my mother-in-law. What would you like to eat and drink?The mother-in-law said: Oh, my baby knows that he loves his mother-in-law. If you want to be filial, I will always be sick!Tell my mother-in-law, what can you cook to eat and drink?Gou Uitao said: I can make pimple soup.If you want to eat noodles, I'll ask my third aunt to roll a bowl of flag flower noodles for you?The mother-in-law said: With your words, the mother-in-law is satisfied, I will not eat or drink, you go out to play, don't accompany me.The dog pee moss held back at home for a long time, and wanted to go out, so he said: Then I will go out.He lifted the urine bucket from the toilet and put it under the kang.

The fire is still burning at the intersection under the hillside. What is burning is no longer wheat grass, grain stalks, bean stalks, and cotton stalks, but several large tree root bumps. From a distance, the burning tree root bumps are red in the snow. Like a blood clot.The stove and Mingtang Suozi are both there, maybe someone took a few potatoes to bake there, and you fought for them.The dog pee moss didn't come to him, he knew that not only would he not be able to eat baked potatoes, but those people would force him to go home to get some potatoes.In the side alley, a group of manure retting workers for the production team carried Jindou’s family’s urine several times. After kicking down to eat cigarettes, only Jindou was still using a urine spoon to go from the urinal pool to the side alley. Scooping urine in the urine bucket, the urine splashed his hands and face, looking for leaves on the ground to wipe.Someone said: How smelly is the urine, can it dirty you?Jin Dou said: How can it not stink if it is urine?The man said: Jin Dou, cover your heart with your hands and say, does this urine smell like urine?Jin Dou said: My urine doesn't smell like urine, but your pigpen manure smells like manure? !The two sides were fighting each other, and everyone said: Let's quarrel, let's talk to the production team, and don't talk about anyone.Jin Doucu came down to eat cigarettes, and then he untangle himself, saying that this is not bad, the people from the Hammer team didn't even come to coax the production team, so he started to scold the Hammer team again.The matchlock on the top of the toilet wall was finished, and the rope was ashes like a dead snake.Ma Shao came over carrying the urine bucket, still grunting angrily. He was guarding the intersection, but he was yelling back and forth to carry the urine bucket.I also put down the piss bucket to eat cigarettes, reached for the fire rope, and when I failed to grab it, it was rope ashes, so I yelled at the dog pee moss who had just approached: Find the fire, find the fire!

Gou Uitai was looking for fire at Jin Dou's house. Jin Dou was angry and said there was no fire. Gou Uitai ran back to his house to get the fire. The matchlock for drying, I thought I would just take one from the bald Jin family?But the fire rope on the saponin tree was hung high, and wild jujube thorns piled up under the tree. He carefully tiptoed to pull it, and a cat squeezed out from the gap in the sagger on the wall of Bald Jin’s house, squeezed out and stuffed it in. The grass handle in the crack yelled. The dog urine moss said: "What's your name? Don't let me take the matchlock?"

The cat's eyes gleamed, as bright as glass, and even one eye was squeezed shut, grimacing, and said: "Ah wonderful!" The dog urine moss said: Yes, it's wonderful, his bald Jin ran away, and instead of carrying the urine, he should contribute a matchlock. But the cat got in through the crack of the sagger again. Goupitai thought the cat was interesting, so he lay down on the crack of the sagger and looked in. The door of the upper room in the yard was open. At first glance, the door seemed to be a hole, a black hole, and he could not see what was in the black hole, but He heard someone talking, it was Ban Xiang who was talking.Banxiang said: When the sesame seeds were harvested, I went to collect them. I carried two baskets back with me, and he also carried three baskets with soil roots and thimbles. Although there were few sesame seeds freed up, they were never distributed to the members of the commune. They were sold to others. The production team bought kerosene and notebooks, but when I went to Ma Shao’s house, there were sesame seeds in his chili peppers. Where did he get the sesame seeds?Sesame hemp hemp.......The voice trembled strangely, moaning softly.

Goupiati was taken aback, who was Banxiang talking to, the bald man Jin?Baldy Kim is back? ! Banxiang spoke again, and said: There are many unknown things in Gulu Village, and there are lotus vegetables dug out of the lotus vegetable pond. When they were weighed, they were all lotus vegetables. If you have given it away, how much can you give to the commune?Oh, oh, can you do it, how can you do it like this, you you you you...The voice vibrated again. Gou Niati didn't understand what Ban Xiang said so well, why did he keep trembling?I heard that Ban Xiang and Bald Jin often quarreled and fought. Isn't that the case? They were making out, and their voices changed when they were making out.But Goupiati hated Bald Jin. He sneaked back from the kiln, so he should let Hong Dadao know. He hoped that Bald Jin would never be in the village, just like he came back in a daze, and let Hong Dadao drive him out again.

The dog urine moss ran to the entrance of the horizontal alley and reported that the bald man Jin was back. Ma Shao said: This is impossible!Dog urine moss said: I heard them talking at the gate of his house, believe it or not!Ma Shao became serious and asked Jin Dou to go to see it with him. Jin Dou said that he would not go because he came back from the kiln and he could not go.Ma Shao asked Jin Dou to come to the intersection to call for someone. He went to Bald Jin's house to see what was going on.Ma Shao took the dog's urine moss to the bald Jin's house, but the dog's urine moss would not go away, Ma Shao said: You are being tricky, why don't you go when you find out? !As soon as the two of them arrived at Baldy Jin's house, they listened through the courtyard door. There were voices inside, but Ma Shao didn't push the door directly, and shouted: Banxiang!Semi fragrant!The voices in the room immediately disappeared, and after a while, Ban Xiang said: Who is it?Ma Shao said, "It's me. I'm carrying urine and manure. I'm here to borrow your urine bucket."Ban Xiang came out and opened the courtyard door, but Tian Bu was sitting on the steps of the upper room.Both the horse spoon and the dog urine moss were dumbfounded.Tianbu didn't look at the horse spoon and the dog urine moss, but said to Banxiang: Don't let me check it again, remember, as long as his bald Jin comes back, you have to report it!After talking about lighting a fire and eating cigarettes, he walked out of the courtyard.

Ma Shao had no choice but to borrow a pair of urine buckets, came out with the dog urine moss, and scolded: "You dog day's broken (bone spring) is troublesome, and bald Jin is back?" The dog pee moss said: I thought it was bald gold. Ma Shao said: "Now the world hates me so much." The dog pee moss said: Why does he hate you? Ma Shao said: Do you see the white patch on Tianbu's trousers? The dog urine moss said: Did you rub your nose? Ma Shao said: Get rolling, you idiot (Guquan)! Gou Uitai can admit that he is ugly, but Ma Shao calls him an idiot (Gu Quan), he gets angry and says: You are the idiot!Go to the threshing field alone.

Mrs. Mian Yuer and Mrs. Youliang were still digging the dung pile in the threshing field. When they asked her if her illness was better, Gou Uitai said that she was still asleep, so Mrs. Mian Yuer told Gou Uitai to go to her house to get some ginger. Go, burn ginger soup for my mother-in-law to drink.Dog pee moss thinks that when other people have a headache, the mother-in-law will make ginger soup to drink, why not make some ginger soup for her, does the mother-in-law know that drinking ginger soup will not help her illness?The dog urine moss also thinks that the mother-in-law's illness is strange, why is the nose and throat sore and the ears are pus, pus is pus, and it has a fever?If you have a strange disease, you have to find a good person, so Goupimo decided to ask a good person to explain the disease to the mother-in-law.But if you want to invite a good person, you have to go up the mountain. Can Tianbu let him go up the mountain?He tried to tell Tianbu, but Tianbu agreed and asked him to go to the kiln.Goupiamosai said: I won't go to the kiln, Duan Duan went to the mountain temple, and Duan Duan came down.Tianbu said: If I tell you to go, you have to go!Goupimos said: Then you have to suspect that I am hooking up with Team Hammer?Tianbu said: You should pretend to be hooked up.You know, go there and see if the shitheads are dead or alive.Only then did Gou Niati understand what Tianbu meant, and said: You want me to be a spy too?Tianbu said: Let you be a spy too?Who made you a secret agent? !Knowing that he had slipped his tongue, Goupiati hurriedly said: Cow Bell told me so.

Goupiati didn't go up the mountain immediately, since Tianbu wanted him to go to the kiln, what should he say to Bacao when he went to the kiln, there must be something to talk about?He couldn't think of what to take for a while, and sat on the grinding pan without ideas.A woodpecker flew to a neem tree to peck a hole, (kou bang) ****, he thought the woodpecker was really annoying, pecking the tree was like pecking his head.He suddenly felt complacent, got up and went to find Xing Kai.Xing Kai is packing sweet potato slices.After winter, every family sliced ​​sweet potatoes to dry on the eaves of the upper room. Xing cut sweet potato slices to dry in the tile trough on the courtyard wall. The dog urine moss was standing diagonally opposite her house. In front of a pigsty, said: Xingkai, Xingkai!Xing Kai stood on the stool but didn't lift his head, and didn't make a sound.Xing Kai ignored the dog pee moss again, which made the dog pee moss a little embarrassed, and the little pride that had just arisen disappeared.The snow of wheat grains is still falling slowly, while a dung bull in front of the pigsty is pushing the dung ball over a ridge, the dung ball is pushed up the ridge, the dung ball is rolled down again, and then pushed up the soil Get over it, and roll down again.Stupid you!Gou Niati kicked the dung ball over the ridge with his feet, but Xing Kai got off the stool, carried the sweet potato chip cage and walked to the courtyard gate. Still ignoring him, he said in a low voice: Come in with me, take the chicken Take it back!In the evening when the chickens, cats and dogs gathered in the village, the dog urine moss gave Xing Kai one of his own black chickens, but he didn't give it to Xing Kai explicitly, and tied the chicken legs and put it on the threshold of the yard.Goupiamos froze for a moment and said: Ah, how do you know that I gave you the chicken?Xing Kai said: Others are revolutionaries, the chicken is either red hair or red crown, your chicken is black!When Xing Kai said this, he laughed, and Gou Niati became even more angry, and rushed to enter the hospital before Xing Kai.Xing Kai said: You don't worry about me slipping and falling behind me? !

After entering the courtyard, Xing Kai closed the courtyard door, and while collecting the clothes hanging on the tree, he said: I don't say that, I'm afraid you still don't want to come to my house!Why didn't you ask me to come in when you gave the chicken, and put the chicken on the threshold of the yard for the wolf to hold?Is it you who dislike me too?The dog urine moss was half angry, and said: It was given by my mother-in-law, but I am not willing.Xing Kai said: You tell the truth, you are not willing to even this chicken.Goupiamos opened his eyes wide and said: What's the matter with the chicken?

Only then did Xing Kai tell him that after she took the chicken back to the house, she cried while holding the chicken.She was reluctant to kill the chicken and eat it, and wanted to keep the chicken, but the chicken would not eat after it came. All dumb.The reason why she asked him to come to the yard was to let him take the chicken back. Instead of starving to death here, it would be better to take him back to his house. Sure enough, the chicken was lying in the firewood hut, unable to stand up its legs, half of its feathers had fallen off, and its neck and spine were exposed. When it saw the dog peeing moss, it stood up and walked towards him, and fell down after walking halfway.Gou Niati hugged the chicken in his arms and said, "Yefeng, Yefeng, what's wrong with you?" Xingkai said: What do you call the chicken, and the chicken has a surname? Gou Niati said: My surname is Ye, and it is also black, so I call it Ye Fenghuang. Xingkai said: Oh, or Phoenix?The Phoenix of the kiln! Speaking of kiln firing, Goupiati said: I'm going to the kiln, will you bring something with you?Xing Kai stopped laughing immediately, and said: What should I bring, your bones? !The dog urine moss said: If you don't take it, don't take it.Holding the chicken and wanting to leave, Xing Kai said, "It's Tianbu and they want to attack the kiln?"The dog pee moss said: "Whoever attacks who, the wolves and tigers are afraid."Xing Kai said: Then you can go to the kiln, are you here to laugh at me?The dog pee moss is coming again, but he can't say that you don't know about your sexuality and domineering. I came to ask you with good intentions, but you are giving me sloppy eyes!He said that his mother-in-law was ill, and he wanted to ask a good person to tell him about the illness, but he didn't say that Tianbu asked him to be a spy.Xing Kai said: Then you wait.He ran into the upper room, took a sweater, and said it was for Bacao.The dog pee moss was jealous, he didn't even wear a sweater, Xing Kai even knit a sweater for the bully!He said: okay.Throw the sweater over your shoulders to go.But Xing Kai said that it was not good to hold it like this. The people at the intersection must have put away the sweater when they saw it, and asked the dog to pee moss to take off the jacket and put on the sweater.The sweater was wide and long, and it was overlaid on the dog's mossy feet.Xing Kai said: Look at your head!Folded the hem of the sweater and tied it with a rope, and then helped to put on the jacket.Xing Kai asked: Is it warm?Dog urine moss said: warm.Xing Kai said: When you see him, you can give it to him.The dog pee moss said: It will be fine if he dies!Xing Kai twisted his mouth: Don't say that bad word! Dog urine moss went up the mountain, and first went to the kiln. The seven people in the kiln all wore very simple clothes. Of course, those who brought pots and rice noodles flattened the rice noodles. The thin soup is just enough.The scabies was still itchy and flustered, half of the people's crotches were scratched, and Kaishi was the most serious. There were small red bumps on the neck. If it was really scabies that swept across the face, it would be terrible.But Ba Cao seemed optimistic. He said that he had never been to Yan'an, and that he had written about Yan'an in his textbooks. Chairman Mao stayed there for thirteen years and walked from Yan'an to Beijing.He put on the sweater that Xingkai knitted for him, pointed to the slopes and ridges on Zhongshan Mountain, and said: "One is loess, the other is cave dwellings, and the same has little food and clothing. It's a pity that there is no pagoda at the mountain temple." , I will definitely build a tower there in the future!Gou Niati has never been to Yan'an, nor has he read any textbooks describing Yan'an, so he doesn't know what Yan'an is at all, but he can tell that the Hammer team can't last longer in the kiln. For seven days, if he was going to defeat the Red Broadsword, or be defeated by the Red Broadsword, he would definitely have to go down the mountain.Goupiamos said: It’s good to build a tower. The tower in Zhouhe is called Zhenhe Tower, and this tower is Zhenshan Tower.Overlord said: Pagoda!This mountain was also renamed Pagoda Mountain!Ba Cao pointed to the location of the top of the mountain, and suddenly shouted: "Follow."follow!The dog pee moss said: Are you going to shit, don't tell him to follow, I will go with you!Gou Niati took a shovel outside the cave and followed Bacao to the depression behind the kiln.After digging a small earth pit, Bacao said that he was no longer constipated, he drank all the dilute soup, he wanted to pee!After peeing for so long, he said: What is the situation in the village now?The dog urine moss said: It's okay, just take the urine and retting the feces.Bacao said: Is there no one guarding the intersection?Goupiamos said: Red Broadsword is on guard, and the production team's farm work is managed by the branch secretary.Bacao said: What party secretary?Capital roaders!The capitalist roaders are back!The dog urine moss said: Oh, oh.Bacao said: Is Tianbu very crazy?The dog urine moss said: oh, oh.Bacao said: What's the matter with being crazy?Goupimos said: I heard from his wife that Hei Lai sleeps with a wide belt on.Bacao said: He is just that belt!Who came back from the kiln into the red sword?The dog urine moss said: Everyone is gone.Bacao said: If you talk nonsense, you can all enter? !The dog urine moss said: It's all people.Overbearing cursed: Damn it!I stuffed things into my pants and stopped peeing.Gou Uitao said: I'm going to invite good people, what else do you have to ask?Bacao said: No more.Goupimos said: There should be more questions.Ba Cao waved his hand and turned away. When we arrived at the mountain temple, the good man came over, looking at his face for a long time, and said: "I lost weight!"The dog urine moss said: It's not that I lost weight, it's that the swelling has gone down.The good man said: Now there is no bee sting!So I looked around for something to give the dog pee moss to eat, but I couldn't find anything. I took out an egg and wanted to open it for drinking. , The dog urine moss did not let the eggs be beaten, so he asked a good man to go down the mountain and tell his mother-in-law that he was sick. He said: I don’t eat your eggs, tell my mother-in-law that she is sick, and I will give you eggs!The good man said: I can't tell you about your mother's illness, why doesn't she know?But I have to go and have a look too, I'm a bit bored on the mountain.The wheat grain snow seems to fall much more on the mountain than on the downhill. The shoes on the way up the mountain can still hold the slippery, but it is difficult to go down the mountain. When I slipped out, I fell a few times. The two of them wrapped a straw rope on the shoes several times. Walking down cautiously, on the turning road in front of the kiln, I saw people from the Hammer Team eating. The pots were propped in the cave, and everyone crowded towards the entrance of the cave. Some people shouted and lined up. Come here, there is a long queue.The person who served the rice first brought out the bowl and drank while walking, and someone said: "You pour the hot rice down your throat?"The answer was: I want to chew slowly, is there nothing to bite and chew in the dilute soup!Those who had eaten were standing behind the long line again, licking their bowls.The person in line said: Why are you queuing again?Those who ate said: Why don’t you queue up if you’re not full?The person in line said: Then you can have two bowls, but we can only have one bowl?Those who ate said: Then you go to the front row?The person in line said: Damn it, it's not fair!He ate and said: Who are you scolding?The person in line said: I can scold whoever I want!Crack, someone made a move, and the long line immediately became chaotic.And on the turning road, Shou Deng has been kicking there. Since the hammer team came up to grab him, no one paid attention to him, but he couldn't leave. Everyone was fighting for food, and he was alone. smoke.The dog urine moss said: Why didn't you go to eat?Shou Deng looked at the dog's urine moss, but he didn't make any sense. His stomach was like a stove, and a wisp of smoke kept coming out of his mouth.The dog pee moss said: They don't give you food?Keeping the lamp grabbed a handful of snow and threw it on the dog's pee moss face, saying: Are you in charge? !The dog was so angry that he peed on the moss and said: You should starve to death!Pull the good man away.The good man said something: No three, no four, five people, six people, a mess.Unexpectedly, I didn't take a steady step, slipped and fell, and my face was covered with snow. The dog urine moss said: Does it hurt? The good man said: Can it not hurt? The dog pee moss said: "It's snowing wheat grains, if it's really wheat grains falling!" The good man said: If you want to go down, go down to your yard. The dog urine moss laughed, but said: Hey, what are you talking about?Three four five six seven eight? Good people say: No three, no four, five people, six people, a mess. The dog urine moss said: What does this mean? The good man said: Do you want to hear it?You are small and have a low center of gravity, so you can't slide. I will support you, and I will tell you. The dog pee moss let the good man hold his shoulders and walk down. The good man is talking, and he is talking about nonsense. You often hear people say this. What do you mean? You must think that some people are not serious, right?It means not serious, but why do you say no three no four instead of no four no five?This saying originated from the Three Obediences and Four Virtues.What are three obediences?The three obediences mean obeying the father before marriage, obeying the husband when married, and obeying the son when the husband dies.What are the four virtues?The four virtues are women's virtue, women's speech, women's appearance, and women's work.People who don't follow these rules are dubious, get it.There are also people with five people and six. Five and six originally refer to the internal organs of a person. If the internal organs of a person are incomplete or shifted, then the person is not a normal person, and one must be a normal person.It’s a mess. Before a person is born, his face changes every seven days in the mother’s womb. After a person’s death, his face will rot every seven days, so he needs to follow the Falun Dao. This is…….Gou Uitao said: I don't know why you said this?The good man said: Is it true that I don’t know or it’s false that I don’t know?Dog urine moss said: I really don't know.The good man said: If you really don't know, you don't need to know, and if you know, you won't be happy. The mother-in-law didn't know that Goupiamos could invite benevolent people. Seeing that the benevolent people came in, she hurriedly got up from the kang and yelled for Goupiamos to get cigarettes and fire. She staggered to go to the kitchen to cook poached eggs. There was a sound of dogs, and a group of chickens rattled and ran across the alleyway outside the courtyard gate. Three of them flew to the courtyard wall, lost their footing, and fell into the courtyard.