Chapter 66 Section 66

The stomach is already very hungry, and I feel that the intestines are flattened and stuck together. The eyes of the dog pee moss are still a line. He squinted and looked up to the sky. The sun is still in the sky, passing from one black cloud to another. Go, go too slowly, wishing for a rope to pull it down and throw it across Yijiao Ridge.However, they still couldn't leave, so they leaned against the soil and took a nap.After an unknown amount of time, the good man pushed him to wake up, and the night finally came, and the night was worse than the eyes of a dog peeing moss, it was a blind night.The good man said: Are you hungry?Dog urine moss said: not hungry.The good man said: Yes, you can do it, you will be more hungry than a cowbell.Goupiamos said: I am not hungry because I am too hungry.The good man smiled in the dark, and climbed up the slope with the dog peeing moss.Goupimos thought that the good man asked him to carry the beehives on the slope to the mountain temple, and he was in trouble, but the good man said that the beehives were broken and the bees had run out, and asked him should he follow to the mountain temple or go home?Of course, Goupimos wanted to go home. He grabbed a piece of grass by the side of the road, then cut the grass stem into a finger-long knot, supported the upper and lower eyelids of one eye, and groped along the slope. The road goes down the mountain.

At the intersection at the foot of the mountain, a fire was burning, and someone was walking by the fire, and the light of the fire cast his shadow on the cliff, jumping and shaking like a ghost.Goupiamos hesitated for a long time, thinking of a way to pass the intersection.He slowly moved along the cliff, and he could clearly see Mingtang and Xu, as well as Wangxing and Jindou, all with knives in their hands.Ming Tang was saying: Don't sit still, get up, open your eyes wide, I'm going to pee!Ming Tang walked into the dark ground to urinate, Kan Xing and Jin Dou agreed and stood up, Kan Xing said: "Keep your eyes open, don't even think about crawling over there."The three wanted to eat cigarettes, each of them took out the smoke pot, one person ate it, and the other two leaned over to hold the smoke pot against the fire.The dog pee moss immediately crawled on the ground, he thought that they couldn't see the ground if they were standing, he crawled so fast that the grass knots that supported his eyelids fell off, but his pants made a sound on the ground.who?Mingtang was the first to shout.When Mingtang was urinating, he scratched his crotch with his hands, and he still couldn't relieve the itching. He grabbed some soil from the ground and wanted to rub it inside. When he tilted his head, he saw a shadow moving at the base of the cliff.Kanxing Jindou promised to throw away the smoke pot in a hurry, and shouted together: Who? !Gouyumo had no choice but to get up, and said in a trembling voice: "I.Mingtang said: Dog pee moss?Are you from the kiln? !Gou Uitai said: How can I come from the kiln, I am halfway with the good man... .Ming Tang said: "You and the good man are trying to make troubles, what about the good man?"Dog urine moss said: The good man has returned to the mountain temple.Are we playing tricks on purpose?If you don't make trouble, don't you just open it? !Look at my face, look at my face, what a bee sting!Ming Tang said: Then you deserve it!If the bees weren't there, the kiln would have been recovered by us long ago!Goupiamos said: What if someone beats it down?Mingtang said: What are you talking about?The prestige of Miehong Broadsword, the ambition of Long Hammer Team? !He promised: Forget it, let the dog pee back.He blew his nose and wiped the dog pee moss on his face.But Mingtang came over and touched the dog's pee moss, touched his head, touched his waist, touched his pants and took off his shoes, and let him open his mouth.The dog urine moss said: Do you test the teeth of livestock?Mingtang said: I suspect that the Hammer team deliberately arranged for you and the good man to release bees, and Bacao asked you to bring a note to someone in the village?The dog urine moss said: You search, you search!Mingtang couldn't find anything, pinched the crotch of the dog's pee moss, and said: Is there something growing on the broken condyle?Dog urine moss was insulted, he said: Don't pass the disease to me!Mingtang pinched it again, and cursed: I'll pass it on to you!We all itch, why don't you itch?Xu promised to kick him and said: "The broken condyle is still not going away?" !The dog peeed and ran away.

Goupimos walked home, he felt aggrieved, and he couldn't say anything when he was aggrieved, so he stomped loudly with one foot high and the other low.But he remembered that my mother didn't know how to worry about him, and what to say to her when I saw her. I was thinking about it, as if I felt that there was a noise, he stopped and looked forward, and vaguely saw two trees in front of him. shake.These two trees are both mulberry trees, one bears mulberries, and the other never bears mulberries. Originally, mulberry trees would not have such long branches, but they are both thin and tall, and you can shake them in the slightest wind. , and then shake it together, the cowbell said that it was a rogue tree, and the rogue tree grew outside the wall of Huanhu's house, just because it was so angry.The dog was about to leave, but there was another sound. This sound was not the cooing sound of the mulberry trees hugging each other, but it was like footsteps coming from the yard of Mihu's house.Gou Niati now opened his left eyelid with his hand, and saw that the courtyard door of Mifu's house was still locked, and Mifu was in the kiln again. Could it be that a thief had entered Mifu's house?The dog pee moss tiptoed to the courtyard wall, looked in through the hole of the waste sagger, there was a vague person with a bag on his shoulder and a pot in his hand. .Ah, how did you get into the village? There is only one way to enter the village!Goupimos didn't hate Mifu at this time, he wanted revenge on Mingtang, and when Mifu climbed over the courtyard wall and ran away, he went to the village to find Tianbu, and wanted to report Mingtang's status, what a fart the guard should be. I checked what shouldn't be checked, and said in my heart: Let Tianbu take care of you!

However, before he could find Tianbu, there was the sound of hurried footsteps in another alleyway, and someone shouted: "Catch the confused!"The dog peeed and ran away. He didn't know in which alley he was found in a daze. After running through an alley, there was no one, and then another alley. He suddenly became excited and shouted: "Fuck you!"Get confused!Finally, Goupiamos saw Misty in Sancha Alley, five or six people were holding torches to chase them away, and Misty ran ahead in the light, still carrying a bag on his shoulder and holding a pot in his hand, and the chased people ran away. It didn't go fast, the torchbearer fell down, the fire seemed to be going out, then flickered and then came back on, Dazhao had already run to the front, jumped over the wall of Lao Cheng's pigsty, and disappeared.The chasers came to the pigsty and searched in the pigsty. There was only one sow with her stomach on the ground in the pigsty. They wondered: the wall of the pigsty was collapsed by the pig's arch, and Lao Cheng used a big stone to press three pages. Wooden boards, and a bunch of spikes were tied on the wooden boards, can you step over the spikes and turn into another alley in a daze?The person who kicked him out said: This is impossible, is he a tiger? !The dog pee moss who ran near found a straw sandal under the spike. The straw sandal was wide and long, and the shoelace was broken. It was clearly confused. He knew that he must have escaped across the spike. Wonder how he can step over that spike?

Ming Tang, who was guarding at the intersection, heard the shouts and Wang Xing also ran over and asked, "Where are you confused, where are you confused?"The person who drove out said: You are in charge of guarding at the intersection. Who told you to come?Mingtang said: You are shouting here, can we come here? !The person who chased him said: "We chased him and let him run up the mountain. You are not there, so he ran up the mountain again?"Ming Tang said: How do you know that he is going to run up the mountain?The person who chased him said: He was carrying a bag and a pot on his back. It was obvious that all the hungry bandits on the mountain went to the village to get food for cooking.Mingtang said: Even if he goes up the mountain, he can't escape, and he promises that Jindou will still guard there.The person who chased him said: "Ming Tang, I have to ask you. How did he enter the village in a daze? There is only one intersection at the foot of the mountain to enter the village. How did he enter?"Ming Tang stopped panting, he also felt strange, suddenly pointed at the dog's pee moss and said: Did you bring it in?The dog urine moss said: Why did I bring it in, put it in my pocket and bring it in?Mingtang said: You must come in first to divert your attention, he took the opportunity to sneak in!Goupiamos said: You are talking nonsense, I am not from the Hammers, can I help him in?He knew that the situation was serious, so he cried out.The person who kicked it out said: Dogs don't have the guts to pee moss.

They stopped arguing and ran towards the intersection together.Their thinking is that they have to guard the intersection. If they hold the intersection, he will not be able to go up the mountain. rush down.Before the group reached the intersection, they heard the sound of fighting from a long distance. They were really confused and wanted to run up the mountain from the intersection, and at the intersection, they opened the door with Xu Xujindou.Mingtang became anxious, and shouted from afar: "Dumbly, I am your mother!"After they all ran over, they ran uphill in a daze, chased for a while, failed to catch up, returned, promised and Jindou were still sitting on the ground and didn't get up.It turned out that Mihuo ran over and agreed to stop with Jin Dou, so Mihu swung his pocket and the iron pot, the iron pot beat up the ashes of the fire, Jin Dou jumped forward, the fire burned his eyebrows and hair, he yelled and kicked Going down, he was confused and swung it down again to agree.

Confused, he was able to run back to the village from the kiln, and back to the kiln from the village. They all came that day at Bumozizaohuo, and they felt humiliated. This humiliation quickly turned into anger, and the soldiers divided into two groups, and one group guarded the intersection. , One group raised a torch and went to Mimi's house, but he couldn't fight Mimi, and wanted to vent his hatred with Mimi's house.The courtyard door of Mifu’s house was locked, and the door leaf was not strong. It was made of poplar boards and kicked open after a few kicks.What should I take out when I enter the house, there are several buckets of grain in the cabinet, take the grain away, he has a bag of grain to go to the kiln, let him come back to drink the northwest wind!But where can these grains be taken?The torch was suddenly extinguished, and countless hands were scratching in the cabinet, some grabbed it and put it in their pockets, some took off their jackets to pack them, and some tied up their trouser legs, grabbed them and stuffed them into the waistband of their trousers. The food that had been taken away leaked out again, and the torches were lit again.The mill is shouting: Go to the building!Those who did not have firm trouser legs kicked down and re-tied their trouser legs, grabbed the leaked food and sprinkled it in the corner of the room, saying: Let the mice get over it!In the building, on the stove, there is no salt in the salt jar, and there is no chili in the spicy jar, and someone is scolding: I am so poor as hell!There was a urn of sauerkraut in the eight-dou urn next to the pot and stove, and the sauerkraut could not be taken away, so I lifted the lid of the urn, pooh, spit, still not satisfied, grabbed a handful of ashes and threw it in.Coming out of the building, there were more than a dozen pairs of newly made straw sandals hanging on the wall inside the courtyard gate. One person took a pair and replaced the rotten straw sandals on his feet, and broke the shoe rake on the ground.

Goupimos came home very late, and the mother-in-law cried when she saw his face was swollen like a papaya.Seeing that the mother-in-law did not scold him, Goupiati cried again, so he told the mother-in-law how he and the good man stopped the fight. He asked the mother-in-law: Should I kill people or make my face swollen?The mother-in-law stopped crying and hugged the dog pee moss in her arms.The dog urine moss said: Don't hug me, I have snot on my face.The mother-in-law said that she didn't mind the snot, so she held up the lamp to look at his face carefully, and blamed the good man for not removing the bee stings on his grandson's face all he wanted was to wipe the snot off his face.Dog urine moss said: Can you see bee stings?The mother-in-law said: Why can't I see it?Just let Goupiati lie in her arms, pinch bee stings on her face according to the lamp, pinch off one, put it in Goupiatai's palm, and pinch the next one in Goupiatai's palm, and squeezed out twenty-three Come.After pinching the bee stings and applying a layer of snot, the mother-in-law and grandson went to sleep, and just as the dog pee moss took off their underwear, four bees fell out of the underwear, all of which were crushed into flat pieces. .

Dog peeing moss didn't sleep well that night, and he woke up at dawn without being lazy, and had to be discharged from the hospital again.The mother-in-law said: Don't go out today!Gou Uitao said: I don't know if my eyes are clear, I'll go and see the clouds on Nanshan.The mother-in-law said: Look at me.Dog urine moss said: You are close, of course you can see clearly.The mother-in-law said: You just play tricks on me!Go get the firewood rope.Gou Uitai thought that her mother-in-law was hanging the bedding on a rope in the yard, so she went to the firewood house to get the rope, and came out and said: When did Shuipi leave yesterday?The mother-in-law said: I left after a while.Goupiamos said: Why don't Tianbu and the others arrest him? !The mother-in-law glared at him, and asked Gou Niati to tie one end of the rope to the tree and the other to his own waist.Dog pee moss said: Tied to my waist?The mother-in-law said: I will cut sweet potato slices and dry them. If I don’t tie you up, you will run away again? !Dog urine moss had to tie himself up.As soon as my mother-in-law went to the kitchen to cut sweet potato slices, the dog peeed moss and went out of the yard. The rope was still long, and he could walk to the toilet in the alleyway. Most likely, the dog in the family would eat shit in the toilet, and the dog peeed moss and waved to the dog. When he ran over, he said, "Be like me for once!"The dog said: woof woof woof?Wang!The dog urine moss said: Don't you?Is this what you said? !The dog lowered its eyebrows, but wagged its tail, but its tail was broken, and the root of the two-finger-long tail was moving.When the dog peeed, he untied the rope around his waist and tied it around the dog's waist. He told the dog: don't go into the courtyard, and don't bark!

The dog urine moss walked along the alleyway, and there was no movement in the alleyway, but the daughter-in-law behind him was beating his son, and let the son bask in the sun at the door with the wet mattress on his head at night.Goupiamos walked over and pulled the urinal from his godson's head and threw it away. Looking back, he saw Zaohuo coming out of the side alley. The injury of Zaohuo had healed. Gotta croak.The dog urine moss said: Did you call me?Zaohuo said: I didn't call you, my hands are itchy!Dog urine moss said: No more itchy hands in the crotch?The stove fire said: This hand wants to smash and rob!Goupiamo was stunned for a moment, and said: Who are you going to smash and rob?The stove said: "I haven't thought about it yet!"Seeing his daughter-in-law going out of the house behind him, Gou Uitai was about to howl that his son didn't put the urinal on his head. Hearing what the stove said, he turned around and went back to the house.Goupimos stopped talking to Zaohuo, dragged his godson away and hurried to his house.

It was already meal time, and the people with red swords took turns guarding the intersection, waiting in full force. Those who had passed their turn or those who hadn’t arrived all took their bowls and ate while walking in the alley, but they didn’t gather together under the tree anymore, and the hammers All the family members of the team do not leave their homes.Tianbu was walking in the alley, his cowhide shoes creaked, and he came to the house of a certain hammer man, without stopping, walked to the house of a certain hammer man, stood down and went to the house Take a closer look, where there are countless eyes and panic, chirping and chirping with the red sword, do you really want to smash and snatch it? Then who will smash and snatch it?Sure enough, Hong Dao started to check who else had sneaked back from the kiln last night, went to a house, and the house made a noise.The families of the Hammer Team who have not been inspected can’t care about what their husbands or sons eat and sleep in the kiln all day and night, and they are worried about the safety of their homes, so they close the courtyard door and add rough wood. The horizontal bar, began to hide the good things at home in the cellar.Lao Cheng's mother was holding a bowl and eating, when there was a noise in the yard next door, and someone said in a vicious voice: "Have you ever come back from the scale?"Desheng's mother said: Desheng didn't come back, why don't you check it, check it.He screamed again: You deserve it, you deserve it, where did you die, you hurt your family!Laocheng's mother suffered from a cough, and the more nervous she was, the more anxious she coughed, and she was almost out of breath.But soon there was a knock on the door of her house. Lao Cheng's daughter-in-law took a thick wooden bar and opened the door. A group of people outside said, "Lao Cheng is back?" !The honest daughter-in-law said: I didn't come back.Question: Didn't you come back and you put the horizontal bar on the door?Said: Are you afraid of coming to check?Q: Why are you afraid of inspection if you don’t come back?What about people?Say: Who?Q: Who else?Said: He really didn't come back!After entering the door and looking around, I saw all the pig pens and chicken sheds, and there was no Lao Cheng, but Lao Cheng's mother sitting on the steps coughed and shrank into a ball.The person who came in said: "Let's go, that's a coward. How dare he come back?" ! Gou Niati called his godson home and gave him food.The meal was stuffed with bread and noodles, and Goupitai sat there watching his godson finish a big bowl, and he said: Is that enough?Godson said: enough.He said: I reckon you've broken (Bone Spring) enough!The godson looked at him, but said: Do you think I eat too much?Goupiamos thought his words hurt his godson, so he smiled and said: You think more than I do?Let me ask you, do you want to grow up?The godson said: I want to come.Dog urine moss said: Where do you think?The godson said: Think about it.The dog urine moss said: You just know how to eat!Say, think to yourself.Godson said: I want to come.The dog pee moss said: That's right, let me tell you, sleep better at night, don't pee on the kang, if you can't find a place to urinate everywhere in your dream, then you have to pee on the kang, wake up quickly!The mother-in-law in the upper room laughed and said, "As long as you can sleep well and don't pee on the kang, it will be fine."The dog urine moss said: mother, mother!Don't let the mother-in-law reveal the shortcoming.He said to his godson again: Your mother is a tigress, if she beats you again, you will come here.The swallow on the door frame of the upper room murmured a few times.Dog urine moss said: Do you want swallows?Godson said: Yes.Gou Niati wrinkled his mouth and made a squeaking sound, and the swallow flew down from the nest and landed on Gou Niati's hand. However, he put a feather on his hand and flew away again, spinning over the yard. keep barking.The dog pee moss could tell that it was the swallow saying that it was going to go, it was cold, and it was going to the south.Dog urine moss said: "Can you live in the house when it's cold?"The swallow said: "It's cold in the house too."The dog pee moss said: Then are you coming back?The swallow said: Come back.The dog pee moss said: Can you still recognize me and my family when you come back?Maybe when you come back, my house will not be black and white, and I will grow taller.The swallow said: I can recognize it.The dog peeing moss was sore in his heart, and he said to his mother-in-law: Mother-in-law, the swallow is leaving.The mother-in-law said: It's cold, these days I always feel that it should leave early, but it is still staying.Goupiati sighed, and said to the swallow: You go, you go.The swallow didn't go away, but stood on the thumping stone and just called.Goupiati walked over and put the swallow in his hand, and said: I'm not sad, I'll see you off.He took the swallow and left the gate of the courtyard.The alley was too narrow, and he felt that swallows flew up and hit houses or trees, so he walked to the entrance of the alley, raised his hands, and the swallows flew up but landed on the elm tree and barked at the dog peeing moss.Dog urine moss said: Go, go, I'm annoyed if you don't go!The swallow poked and flew up, suddenly slanted, and disappeared over the treetops. A group of people ran forward, not seeing clearly who was leading, but ran past, followed by dogs riding back and forth.She didn't ride a dog back and forth, but her family's dog wanted to chase away the crowd. She didn't let it go back and forth. She clamped the dog with her legs, and the dog's tail swept back and forth on the buttocks of the back and forth. The dog urine moss said: Whose house did you go to check again? Said back and forth: check Xingkai miles. The dog urine moss said: Check the apricot?Who can't be checked, go check Xingkai? ! Said back and forth: Xingkai's door was opened, and there were four pairs of shoes under the kang, one pair of flower shoes, one pair of military shoes, one pair of rabbit shoes, and one pair of rabbit shoes. The dog urine moss said: What are you talking about?Are you crazy? Back and forth: You are crazy! Gou Niati didn't want to quarrel with him anymore, he was worried whether he had checked at Xing Kai's house, so he ran to Xing Kai's house, but the courtyard door of Xing Kai's house was closed, and he didn't bark again, so he went to knock on Xing Kai's house. The door, only to find yellow waxy feces smeared on the door leaf. In fact, Xing Kai’s house has not been checked. Someone suggested to Xing Kai’s house to find out if Bacao had returned to the village at night, but it was immediately rejected, because if Bacao could come back, the Hammer team would all rush down the mountain coming.So, the group went to Baldy Jin's house to investigate. As soon as the group arrived at Bald Jin's house, thinking that Bald Jin would not come back at night, they thought of an excuse to smash up Bald Jin's house, but Ban Xiang threw away all of Bald Jin's bedding. Come out and say: He is him, I am me!The person who came was stunned and said: Baldy Jin didn't come back?Banxiang said: What is he doing when he comes back?The visitor said: Come back and get the food and the pot.Banxiang said: "He took a piece of grain, let's see if he dares?" !The person who came said: "That's right, Banxiang, you are good, so you can enter the red sword."Banxiang said: Don't tell me this, I can join anyone I want, but I don't want to join anyone now.Then Tianbu walked in through the courtyard gate and said, "Banxiang, you have to report when Baldy Jin comes back."Banxiang said, "I won't report. If you want to know when he will come back, do you come to check often?"