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Chapter 65 Section 65

ancient furnace 贾平凹 9399Words 2018-03-19
Mian Yuer had already told Tianbu about the Hammer Team going to Zhongshan. Tianbu ate something unclean the night before and ran a few times after the night. He was still asleep in the morning. Mozi and Zaohuo, Mozi and Zaohuo happened to come to talk about it, but they didn't know what the hammer team was going to Zhongshan for.Tianbu's daughter-in-law came back from carrying water from the spring, and said that she passed by Shuipi's house, and Shuipi was standing at the door smiling, and told Tugen's mother that the hammer team was going to the kiln to grab the bucket and guard the lamp.Tianbu said: Are they going to guard the lamp?We asked the lamp guards to burn the kiln, but they insisted on guarding the lamp. It's not clear that they have to draw their salary from the bottom of the pot, won't we be allowed to burn the kiln?Mozi and Zaohuo also thought this was the case, but the Hammer team was supposed to be fighting and guarding the lights and it was not easy to stop them, so Mozi went to Zhang Luohong to grab Dou Shuipi. Then laughingly telling people that Team Hammer is going to grab Dou Shoudeng, it proves that he is still with Team Hammer in secret, and Team Hammer grabs Dou Shou Deng and hits us in the face, so we will grab Dou Shuipi and hit Team Hammer in the face.Having made up his mind, he summoned Hong Dao to Shui Pi's house.

Shuipi's mother saw that there was a group of people who wanted to grab Shuipi, so she yelled that Shuipi had come back from the study class. If there is any problem, she would block the door and not let in, and said that anyone who wanted to enter her room would step on her. past.She was lying on the threshold, and when she was lying down, the skirts of her coat were pulled up, revealing her belly like a pig urine bubble.Those who want to enter the door can't touch her, so they just stare at the door knocker and say: "Come back and forth, pull her away!"Standing back and forth behind the crowd, Shui Pi Ma picked a bunch of dried cowpeas hanging by the window and chewed them in her mouth when Shui Pi Ma was cheating. When people called her, she remained indifferent and continued to chew.Zao Huo had no choice but to hug her, but Shui Pi Ma's arms and legs were hooked on the threshold, and she couldn't hold her up. She went back and forth and scratched Shui Pi Ma's armpit.However, there was no water skin in the house, and the rear window was open.

It turned out that Shui Pi's mother was making noise at the door, and Shui Pi took the opportunity to escape through the back window. Angrily, Shui Pi's mother scolded Shui Pi's mother, and Shui Pi's mother stuck her neck and said, "Beat someone?"You hit, you hit!The head was punched forward, but that face was about to touch the fist of the stove.The veins on Zao Huo's fist were bulging, and he suddenly spread his hand, and gently wiped Shui Pi Ma's face.Being gently wiped on the face by someone felt more insulting than a punch, and Shui Pi Ma burst into tears immediately.At this time, Dongsheng ran from the kiln, covered in dirt, and his jacket was torn by spikes, hanging on his buttocks like the tail of a sheep fan, and reported to the hammer team for smashing in the kiln.Tianbu said, "Didn't you say to fight and guard the lamp?"Dongsheng said: "A fight is a fight, and it is smashed. Everything you see is smashed, and everything is smashed to pieces."Tianbu said: "The kiln is still burning?"Dongsheng said: Why is it burning? !Tianbu roared all of a sudden: This is a kiln that everyone raised funds to burn, how dare you smash it?ah? !When he roared, his entire forehead turned red, his cheekbones protruded, and his mouth opened wide enough to fit a fist.Everyone present was startled, even Shuipi's mother stopped crying, but Hulu's daughter-in-law cried, saying what happened, her family paid for all the eggs, and her mother couldn't eat the eggs. Saved.The mill shouted: Is this smashing our pot, digging our grave, throwing our baby into the river!Go to the mountains, go to the kiln, whoever smashes our kiln, we will smash the dog's head!

Red Broadsword urgently assembled everyone, the backbones had already arrived at the entrance of the Sancha alley, Ming Tang ran and shouted in the alley: "Bring the guys, all go up the mountain, all go up the mountain!"The people with red swords who have not yet gathered, some are still feeding pigs at home, and some are going to private plots, so they ask: what happened, what happened?The answer was: The hammer team smashed the kiln, and let the bowl be taken away from our bowl of braised pork!Those who listened did not believe it, and said: Impossible, they dare to smash and rob the property of the production team, and they dare to raise funds to burn porcelain goods by themselves? !The answer was: Did they smash it? The Hammer team took the sole of the shoe and slapped us in the face, and rode on the neck and shit and pissed!Those who listened said: Hammer team, I am your mother!I don’t go to the private plot, and I don’t feed the pigs any more. I get knives when I go home. There are plenty of red knives, wicker knives one foot long, machetes with straight handles, guillotines with wide faces, sickles with hooks, and some cut from wood. All of them are knives, holding them up and running towards the entrance of Sancha Alley.

Gou Niati and my mother-in-law are washing radish and sprouts in the spring. After washing, they will be made into sauerkraut. He hung the match rope on the tree right by the spring, and a swarm of bees buzzed and flew over the spring.I didn't pay much attention at first, I didn't expect that there were more and more bees, and it seemed like snowflakes were floating in the sky, but the snowflakes were either white or yellow, and the sound was like countless spinning wheels shaking.The mother-in-law said: Did the gourd carry the beehive and pass?The dog urine moss said: No see.A few bees fell down and landed on the back of the dog's urine moss. The mother-in-law hurriedly stopped washing the vegetables and winked at the dog's urine moss to keep her from moving. After a while, he got up and flew again, and then said: The gourd must have carried the beehive to the past.Since the end of autumn, there are often cars passing beehives on the highway. It is the flowering season when beekeepers travel from the north to the south. When the car stops under the Zhenhe tower to add water, the bees on the car will fly out, and the gourd will be ready at this time. To recruit bees, he put more honey in his beehives and put them behind the tower. When the car drove away, the swarms of bees would stay and lead them back to his house.The mother-in-law said: Ah, the gourd has attracted so many bees this time!The dog pee moss said: That's not attracting, it's stealing!The mother-in-law said: Don't talk too much, the gourd is also for curing the fucking disease.Gou Niati also knows that only gourd bees are kept in Gulu Village. The reason why gourd raises bees is to cure his mother, who has wind erosion. The daughter-in-law of gourd catches four bees every day to sting the joints of the old man's legs. It is enough to insist on stinging the disease for a year.But the dog urine moss said: Their family also sells honey!The mother-in-law said: Do you want to drink honey water?The dog urine moss said: think about it.The mother-in-law said: You wash the vegetables well, and I will take a few eggs to his house for some honey when I go back.The dog urine moss said: Let's not change it, ask him for it!You have dyed cloth for his house, can he not give it to him if you ask him for some honey?The mother-in-law said: How do you know how to calculate!The dog pee moss smiled to the mother-in-law.Before I finished laughing, someone was running on the road beside the spring, and they seemed to be passing through a team.The mother-in-law and grandson saw that the faces of these people were completely deformed, the eyeballs seemed to burst out of the eye sockets, and the teeth seemed to grow a lot.The dog urine moss said: mother, mother, what are these people doing?The mother-in-law became nervous all of a sudden, and said: I am a revolutionary, don't raise your head!The dog pee moss didn't raise his head, he thought of the dream he had, his body began to shrink into a lump, he held his breath and remained motionless, as expected this method worked, the people on the side of the yard ignored them and ran over Or, they didn't see him and Po at all.The dog pee moss barked at the mother-in-law in a low voice, he wanted to tell the mother-in-law the reason why they didn't see him and the mother-in-law, and then looked up to the side of the yard when he was proud, Laoshun's dog led a dozen dogs and ran there, Lao Shun held a knife, which was sawn out of a wooden board, followed the dog, and turned around and said: "Hurry up, there are also members of us in the kiln!"But Hui Hui stood far behind, dazed, with a carrot in his mouth.The dog urine moss completely forgot the experience in the dream, he stood up, kicked the shoes on his feet, the mother-in-law held him down, and said: What are you doing?The dog urine moss said: Lao Shun is also a member? !The mother-in-law poked his finger on his forehead, hated in a low voice, and said: "The intruders have nothing to do with us!"Let Gou Niati carry the vegetable basket, and Gou Uitai didn't forget the fire rope on the branch, and the mother-in-law and grandson walked home in small steps.

As soon as the gate of the courtyard was opened, Shuipi was kicking on Shuiyan Road.Gouiati was taken aback, and was about to shout, when Shuipi hissed, Gouiati made a small sound, and said: This is my house, why did you come in?Shuipi said: I climbed in from the courtyard wall, and the red sword wanted to grab me and let me hide.Goupiamos said: It's not that you don't know the situation of my family, you are harming us, you go, you go!Open the courtyard door and push the water skin away.Shui Pi said: Po, silkworm po....The mother-in-law closed the door, pulled the water skin to the upper room, and let him hide in the utility room.There is still a pig tied up in the utility house, and the pig has a pile of sleeping straw in the corner, and the dog urine moss picks up the straw and buries the water skin.Shuipi said: Dirty, dirty.The dog urine moss said: If you think it is dirty, go back to your house!Shuipi was buried in the straw, but his hand stretched out to hold his mask, and asked him to hide the mask in a clean place.Dog urine moss said: Poor is particular!He picked up the wheat straw and buried the hand and the mask, but he pushed open the window on the back wall and crawled out sucking his stomach.Although Shui Pi couldn't see Shui Pi with half of his eyes, Shui Pi hid here because he said that Red Broadsword was going to grab Dou him, and Goupimosai let him go, so he guessed that he would be able to grab Dou Shui Pi again, for sure There was a lot of excitement in the village again.Turned out from the back window, before I knew where the bustle was, I saw the swarm of bees spinning around the alley in front, under the swarm were the gourd and the good man, both wearing bee hats, carrying bees. with a beehive.The gourd said: I wonder if the bees can live on the mountain?The benevolent man said, "I can't keep it any longer. I'll send you the box back."The dog pee moss said: I can't keep it anymore, can you give me the box, I will go to the road to attract it.The gourd looked back and shouted: "Dog pee moss, come quickly, you help the good man carry the box to his house."Gou Uitai thought it would be fun to carry the beehive, but said: He eats honey, but I can't eat it, so why should I carry it? !The gourd said: You just care about your mouth!The good man’s legs are eroded by wind and heals the disease. If you want to get eroded by wind, I will give you a box too!The dog urine moss said: Why lift it, I don't have a hat.The gourd ran over, shook the bees on its body, and the bees flew away, and there were a few more that slapped and fell to the ground. Love the dead, you helped the good man carry the box up the mountain, and I will give you a spoonful of honey when you come back.The dog urine moss said: only a spoonful of honey?Two scoops!The gourd said: Two spoons!

Hong Dadao didn't find Shuipi, and after hearing Dongsheng's report, he didn't look for Shuipi any more. They took the knife and went up the mountain, and the sky was suddenly covered with clouds.The clouds came from Nanshan, like a pot of gray water poured into the sky, drifting thickly and faintly over the top of the head, and the sun was shining on the high place, and the shadows of the clouds were all white on the middle mountain slope. The sheets were black, and the slope immediately seemed to be covered with countless sheets of changing pads.The hammer team in the kiln has discovered that the red broadsword is rushing up the mountain from the village. Those who have not taken off their clothes go to get the hammer, and those who have taken off their clothes hurriedly put on their clothes. The sleeves were tucked backwards, so I couldn't find a pair of trouser legs, but Dazedly picked up the wooden stick without the hammer and bumped it down the path.He rushed down with great vigor, he only said that he threw himself down like this to restrain the rushing people, but the red sword didn't stop, so he threw himself in front of the red sword man, and he still couldn't stop his steps, but The person in front of the red broadsword flashed, and he fell a dog's shit, and the slurry stone on the ground broke his knee.Dazedly got up, and prevented anyone from approaching him, he took the stick and swung it around in circles, one turn, and another turn, the stick swung the wind in the air, rattling.The mountain road was narrow, and the man with the red sword backed away, but someone jumped up the cliff and threw a jacket at Mu Mu. The jacket covered Mu Mu's head, and swung a machete over, knocking the wooden stick down. Oh, the machete slapped Confused's butt flat, bang, Confused fell to the ground again, got up again, and ran up the mountain with hands and feet.The Red Broadsword took the opportunity to rush upwards, and the hammer team also rushed down the kiln. Two groups of people rushed up and down, and on the half-mountain road, the two sides were only 500 meters apart, and they both stopped.

On the 500-meter mountain road, one side is facing the ditch, and the other side is leaning against the slope cliff. On the top of the cliff are three old locust trees. Like Ang Chi Yu, he also called himself by his name: Zhizhizhizhizhi——! ;Suddenly, a wooden box fell from behind the old locust tree on the road, Huang Huhu, a swarm of bees immediately gathered there, and two people fell down at the same time, the clustered bees flew up coaxingly, covering the the whole pavement. The ones that fell were dog urine moss and good people. Gou Niati helped the benevolent man to carry the beehives up the mountain, and Gou Niati asked the benevolent man, "Is there anything going on in the village today?"The good man said: The cat catches the mouse and the chicken lays eggs, so live your life.Dog urine moss said: It's impossible to be fine!The good man said: Are you looking forward to something? !Dog urine moss will not squeak.The beehive is heavy but not heavy, but it is difficult for two people to carry it. The dog pee moss walks in front, and his hands are behind him, and he can't grasp the bottom of the box. He felt uncomfortable, so he asked the good man to put the box on his back. Of course the good man would not let him carry it on his back, saying: "What are you in a hurry for? Let's carry it slowly."The dog pee moss had no choice but to carry it again, but it was funny when he carried it, and said: Your legs are eroded by the wind?The good man said: When the sky changes, this leg will hurt.The dog urine moss said: Then you tell you that you are sick!The good man said: You broken condyle!The benevolent man was about to teach the dog to pee moss, the shouts in the village were messy, the chickens were barking and the dog was biting, the benevolent man said: Ah, is there really something going on in the village today?Goupiamos was proud and said: I said something is wrong, you don't believe it, is something wrong? !The two put down the beehives and looked down the mountain. They saw a group of people coming up the mountain road from the slope in front of the gate of the Kiln Temple. Who was coming could not be seen clearly through the gauze of the hood, and they did not dare to take off the hood. The good man said : The kiln was also full of people.The dog urine moss looked up the mountain again, and the good man said: No!Pulling the dog urine moss, he carried the beehive and walked up the slope. There was no road on the slope, and he couldn't go far, so he hurriedly hid behind three old locust trees side by side at the head of the slope.Soon, the men from the Red Broadsword rushed up from the bottom of the mountain, and the men from the Hammer Team rushed down from the mountain, and they confronted each other on the mountain road under the old locust tree.Goupiati looked at the good man, and the good man lay there motionless, but Goupiati couldn't get on his knees anymore. He wanted to run up the slope again, but he didn't dare to run. Once he ran, he would be exposed, and the Hammer team would think he was He came with Hong Dao, Hong Dao would think that he went to the kiln with the hammer team early, but don't run away, the dog pee moss is really scared, if you mix it up, who can he beat, who can dare When it came to fighting, he had to be caught in the middle and punched randomly.The dog pee moss looked at the good man again, and the good man was motioning to lie down quietly. He lay down, his heart was pounding, but he closed his eyes.As soon as he closed his eyes, he seemed to think of the dream again. For a moment, he even felt that he was in the dream. He began to shrink without breathing, and his body shrunk smaller and smaller, so that no one could see him.It seemed that after a while, the dog urine moss was no longer conscious, it was a stone, but the good man was pulling him, saying in a low voice: Get up, get up.Goupitai opened his eyes and looked down from the grass on the road below. Team Hammer and Red Broadsword each moved forward. The road in the middle became shorter and shorter. The grass on the side of the road shook and there was no wind. But the grass was shaking, which was caused by the collision of Qi on both sides, and Goupiamoi closed his eyes again in fear.But the good man stood up, grabbed the dog's pee moss by the back and pulled it up, saying: Push the box down, push the box!How can the box be pushed down, the board will surely fall apart, and all the bees will fly away, no more bee keeping?No cure?The dog pee moss was pulled up, and he stood still, stiff.The good man pushed the box down by himself, but there was a stone cone in front of the box, and the box got stuck there after rolling a few somersaults.The good man said: Come on, they are going to fight!Just then Goupiamos came running over, lifted the corner of the box with both hands and lifted it up, the box was thrown down, but his foot slipped, and he rushed forward, rushing to hug the stone cone, but he hugged the good man's leg, two The individual fell on all fours and fell on the road.

As expected, the boards of the box fell apart, and the bees in the box were blown away like a gust of wind, and then rose up like dust, and then rushed down, and the bees covered the road, and all the bees in the air came down, and all the bees immediately Spinning lumps fly.The good man fell down and his cap was still there, but the dog's piss moss cap fell off, and the bee covered him all at once, and he howled and wailed, flailing his hands and feet, and the good man shouted: "bury your head!"Bury your head!Goupitai knew that beating would only attract more bees, but he couldn't stop beating, and it was too late to bury his head under his body.The virtuous man jumped over and held down Gou Naitai. He rode his legs on Gou Naitai's neck, and then lay down on his knees, strangling Gou Naitai's head in his arms.The members of the Hammer Team and the Red Broadsword were stunned for an instant, and instinctively ran forward to save the benefactor and the dog pee moss, and the bees flew towards them. They turned their heads, and the members of the Hammer team also ran back immediately, and a group of bees chased away. They didn't catch up, and they stopped. All the bees regrouped on the road under the old locust tree, and the yellow group stretched and shortened. High or low, changing shapes.Someone said: Those are bees, it doesn't matter.Immediately, someone said: There are gourd leopard bumblebees on the locust tree, and they must have attracted the bumblebees too.The man with the red sword was shouting: Run, run!The members of the Hammer team were also shouting: Run, run!They are all shouting about good people and dog pee moss.The good man stood up and pulled the dog pee moss to get up, but the dog pee moss got up but lost its direction, slipped his feet again, and rolled down the slow slope by the roadside into the ditch, and the good man followed suit.They rolled too fast, most of the bees didn't follow them, they were still spinning yellow balls on the road.Those with red swords no longer dared to go forward, and those with Hammerheads no longer dared to come down. Both sides were retreating.

Do you have the ability to come up here! Do you have the ability to come down! The two sides seem to no longer care about good people and dog pee moss. They didn't fight together at first, and it was easy to scold them.Bacao knew that if the Red Broadsword rushed up, there were so many people, the Hammer Team would definitely suffer. Tianbu was also glad that he didn't rush up. , the red sword may not necessarily take advantage of the fight. You bitch come down!Come down and see if you can break your leg! Come on, damn it, I just smashed the kiln, come on up? ! Zaohuo said to Tianbu: Did you hear that, they have already smashed our kiln, they have smashed our kiln, we can't go up, we smashed their homes, it's nothing, it's nothing!Drop it, drop it!Zaohuo was yelling, turned around and ran into the village, and all the people with red swords followed Zaohuo.He ran to the gate of the Kiln Temple. The door of the Kiln Temple was locked. He broke the lock and rushed into the courtyard, kicking open all the small doors. The pen and ink on the brush, the paper for writing big-character posters, the bucket for brushing paste, and the broom, were torn off and torn up, thrown out and trampled on, and what could not be torn apart could not be crushed.The memorabilia was also dug out, and Niu Ling was asking: What was written in it?Ma Shao looked at it and said, "It's you, you have rebelled."Niu Ling said: whoever writes about me, I'll be fucked!The sky cloth was torn when picked up, but the rope was bound and couldn't be torn apart. The stove shouted: "Dog pee moss!"He shouted that the dog urine moss was asking the dog urine moss to bring the fire, and suddenly remembered that the dog urine moss was not there, so he shouted again: "Fire, who has the matches?"No one put any matches, so a few people searched through the bedding in the building, found no matches, threw the bedding into the yard, went to the pot table to look for matches, found no matches, and threw the pots, pans and chopsticks into the yard.The lock smashed the water tank on the steps of the palace room, and the water flowed all over the floor, wet the bedclothes, and he was still puzzled, so he shoveled the soil under the steps and threw it over, and the water and soil mixed together on the bedclothes. After digging through the mud, the match still could not be found. A jar of kerosene was found in the corner of the wall, and the horse ladle was carried out to the courtyard gate. He wanted to stuff it in the grass nest at the root of the gable, and take it home later.Cowbell said, "I'm going home to make a fire!"Niu Ling ran out to get matches back home, just in time to see the horse ladle stuffing the kerosene can in the grass nest, turned back into the yard and told the mill, the mill scolded the horse ladle and asked to bring the kerosene back to me, and the mill would take it back Kerosene poured over the mess in the yard.Niu Ling ran out again to fetch matches, and when he arrived at the mountain gate, Chang Kuan stretched his head to look at the Kiln Temple. When he saw Niu Ling, he turned around and left.Niu Ling said: What are you looking at?Changkuan said: I didn't see anything.Niu Ling said: Don't you go to smash the kiln temple?Changkuan said: I am not a red sword.Niu Ling said: Have you brought matches?Chang Kuan said: Take it with you.Changkuan gave the match to the cowbell, but thought it was wrong, and wanted to take it back, but the cowbell refused, so he took the match and ran away. Changkuan said: "Hey, hey, don't tell anyone about the match I gave you!"

Niu Ling went to find a match and was going to burn the notepad. The notepad was lit, and a fireball ignited coaxingly, singeing his eyebrows. He was so nervous that he threw the notepad, right on the side where the kerosene was doused. On the pile of debris, bang, bang, the fire caught up all of a sudden, and a puff of smoke as thick as a barrel flew into the sky like a dragon. There were fireworks in the kiln temple, and of course the people in the kiln saw it.They are still in the fire, how did things get to this point, their hearts are impatient, the scabies on their bodies are itchy, the more itchy they become, the more irritable they become. When the fireworks in the kiln temple are together, they smash things frantically to relieve their anger, and all the porcelain slabs are broken. All the saggers were thrown down the cliff, the mud pool was dug up, the kiln door was destroyed, the chimney was knocked down, even the buckets, stools, shovels, shovels, and billets were smashed, and the pile of coal was shoveled up and thrown into the ditch. .In that cave dwelling for people to rest, the wall is engraved with blades on how much money is paid for the sky cloth, how much money is paid for the mill, stove fire, bright hall, field bud, horse spoon, promise, star watching, original, winter life, upright pillar, How much did you pay for the lanterns, gourds, gold buckets, etc., how much coal you bought, how much firewood you collected, and a large piece was carved in a row.Tie Shuan took the hammer and smashed it, called out someone's name and smashed the hammer, and the lump came off the hammer.The second hammer in the Hammer Team lost its lump, and the hammer turned into a wooden stick. Only then did someone remember Mifu: Where is Mifu? When the Hammer team was smashing the kiln, they guarded the lamps and pillars, and Jindou and Xu, who slept in the kiln at night, kept kicking obediently by the mud pool. The mud pool was dug open, and the water soaked their shoes. Did not dare to move.This time someone asked about confusion, and Li Zhu said: On that slow slope.Confused, he was still lying on the slow slope at the entrance of the kiln, rubbing his buttocks.Is he still in pain?He said it hurts.If you say you stand up and walk, he will not stand up, but if you force him to stand up, he will not walk away after standing up.Say you walk, can't walk?He took a step to the left with his legs together, only to realize that his crotch was torn, and the hanging thing was exposed.Kaishi said: Yo, have you come out to see the scenery? !Bald Jin came over with a shelf cart and said: Kaishi, when are you still joking?Come and push the shelf cart, and push the shelf cart into the cliff!Jin Dou looked at him and agreed, and then he looked at Lizhu, and Lizhu said: "That rack car belongs to the production team, don't you want it?"Bald Jin said: Shut your mouth!The shelf car was lifted down.Confusedly came up from the slow slope, looked at the crotch, and said: "Fucking bee... . . .Li Zhu wanted to say: Did the bee stung you?But the pillar didn't say anything, turned his head and looked at the slope in the distance, wanting to see the dog pee moss and the good man. On the slope, you can still see the yellow bees, and the dog pee moss and the good man are gone. Goupiamos rolled over a dozen somersaults on the slope, and only said that this time he rolled to death, but suddenly stopped rolling, and moved his hands and feet, but his hands and feet were still there. He said: Didn't he roll to death? !I wanted to climb up before rolling to death, but I couldn't get up no matter what, and then I realized that I was stuck on the right of the three trees, and it was stuck tightly.The dog's urine moss was relieved, and his breath was opened, and he felt that he was not enough.The good man is yelling: Dog pee moss, dog pee moss!At this time, Goupimos hated good people a little and deliberately didn't answer.The good man's voice trembled a little, and he yelled again: "Dog pee moss, dog pee moss!"Only then did the dog urine moss say: here.The good man said: Where is it?Did you see me?Dog pee moss said: I can't see.The good man said: You can't see me standing there?Dog urine moss said: I just can't see it.The good man saw the dog peeing moss, the dog peeing moss was stuck in the tree, his face was as fat as yeast, and his eyes were squeezed into lines.The good man said: Why did you get here?Dog urine moss said: Where are you rolling?The good man said: I am in the grass nest over there.The dog urine moss said: You rolled in the grass nest, let me just roll on the tree? !The good man said: Don't move, don't move first, wipe your nose quickly, wipe your nose on your face!Knowing that the bee stings him to wipe his nose, the dog urine moss blew his nose and wiped it on his face, but he wiped the snot little by little, and the good man had already blown out a handful of snot and wiped it on the dog urine moss' eyes all at once. .The good man said: "It hurts a lot?"The dog urine moss said: It doesn't hurt, it burns people.The good man said: You have a bad life. If you didn't roll to the bottom of the ditch, it doesn't matter. Bees are not gourd leopard bumblebees. It doesn't matter if you get swollen.The good man began to pull the dog's urine moss out of the tree, and wanted to pull it to the grass nest not far away. The dog's urine moss said: "Let me see the tree right."He opened his eyes vigorously and looked at the trees. They were three small green gang trees, too small to get stuck in, but they got stuck in the dog pee moss.Dog urine moss said: Let me kowtow to the tree!He kneeled down and kowtowed to the tree, and the good man said: You can't die!The dog urine moss said: Then why?The good man said: You always want to grow up and grow taller, but you haven't grown up and grown taller yet, how can I let you die?What's more, your mother-in-law is still there, and you are dead, who will support her?You haven't completed your mission, you can't die even if you want to.The two sat in a grass nest on a flat place. The thatch was about to wither, but it was very long. The soft, dog-pissed moss sat on it. It was a pity that he took it to the mountain to cut grass and firewood. deep!He suddenly remembered something and said: Are you okay?The good man said: I feel a little dizzy, it's all right.The dog pee moss said: If you are very capable, you will let me have something to do!Since the good man is fine, the dog pee moss will blame the good man, why push the beehive down, do you want to push it down, but ask me to push it too.The good man said: Why don't you push down the beehive and let them fight? !No, they all retreated and stung you, how many people were saved?if…….Gou Uitao said: Why are you the same as the branch secretary, and you are training me to coax me?The good man said: I am different from the branch secretary. I preach.The dog urine moss said: "What is the Tao? It can be eaten and drunk. Where is it?"The good man said: Is today the way?The dog urine moss said: What is today?The good man said: Tao is the way of heaven, everyone has it, and it has not left people, because people are born, when to ask, when to answer, when to use, when to have, heaven has not forgotten people.Goupiamos said: Team Hammer and Red Broadsword won't forget us?Hmph, I don't know why they hate us!The good man said: "Why do you hate us? You hate us for not letting them die?" ! At this time, they could smell the choking burning smell, but sitting in the valley halfway up the mountain, they hadn't seen the fireworks in the Yao Temple, and an old crow flew over and landed in a place not far away. On a locust tree, a bird with a purple crown on its head immediately said: "Old crow, old crow, this is not for you to live in."The old crow said: You see clearly, who is the old crow? !The purple-crowned bird said: "Wow, it's the pigeon, you went down the chimney, it's so dark?"Pu Ge said: There was fireworks in the Kiln Temple, and it smoked me.The dog urine moss was still puzzled, the people on the edge of the cliff in the kiln were shouting loudly, and there was also shouting at the entrance of the village below the mountain. They couldn't hear what they were shouting, but they were just buzzing.Goupiati said to the good man: The Kiln Temple is on fire, let's go.The good man said: How do you know?Dog urine moss said: The bird said.The good man couldn't hear what the bird was saying, so he said: What did the bird say?What kind of creature is your broken (bone spring), it's strange.But he told Goupiamos: If it really happened that the Kiln Temple was set on fire, we can't leave now. The red sword smashed the kiln temple, but still did not relieve the hatred. Tianbu was directing to guard the intersection. Zhongshan is a road. Guard the intersection and prevent them from entering the village.Red Broadsword lit the firewood at the intersection, and the firewood was picked from the wheat straw collection of various houses.First, the wheat straw collection of the hammer-picking team, and the daughter-in-law or the elderly of those families guarded it, begging for mercy in every possible way, and crying. It was almost afternoon, and they hadn’t eaten for most of the day, and they were hungry and hungry. The person with the red sword has grass growing in his heart, and at the same time the scabies is itching wantonly, his crotch is almost scratched, and it is still itchy, some people say: Damn it!If you don't allow it, you won't pick it up, go to the Bacao's house, there is no one in the Bacao's house!Huhulala ran to Bacao's old house, and picked up the wheat straw collection, and even the pile of corn stalks outside the rear window.After picking up the wheat straw and bales, the red eyes were picked up, and they were smashed in the yard, the upper room, the mansion, and the firewood shed where the branch secretary was once closed.The door was broken, the windows were broken, and the legs of the tables and stools were broken.Tai Sui was raised in the big basin covered by the cabinet in the upper room. When the basin was smashed, Tai Sui fell to the ground like a pool of black mud, and the Tai Sui water flowed everywhere.Ma Shao said: "It's a pity to die, this water is drinkable!"Several people were scolding: "Drink the **** x, you can't break ground on Tai Sui's head, he drank Tai Sui water like a dog and became a devil and scourge Gulu Village!"Let's bury this Tai Sui!Immediately, he dug a hole in the courtyard, thinking that after burying Tai Sui, there would be no evil people or evil things in Gulu Village.Tianbu and Zaohuo were burning wheatgrass at the intersection. When they heard that Tai Sui was found in Bacao’s house, Tianbu and Zaohuo rushed over. Let me see what it is?The pit was still being dug, and Tai Sui was picked up and thrown into the yard. Was Tai Sui a lump of soft flesh?Tianbu said: Is this Tai Sui?Ma Shao said: Bacao just drinks the water and eats the meat.Tianbu said: He can drink and eat, so why don't we drink or eat?Let's cook and eat!When Tianbu said this, the stove fire was not allowed to be buried, and the person who dug the pit said: "Tai Sui dare not break the ground, and we will suffer if we break the ground. Can we still eat?"Zaohuo said: Isn't he living a prosperous life if he dominates?The man who dug the pit said: Didn't he bring disaster to us?Zaohuo said: Then we will harm them!He took Tai Sui back to the house, washed it with water, and chopped it into pieces with a knife.When Tai Sui was cut open, there was no bleeding, but white and green juice. It was poured into a pot and boiled, and it was really fragrant. People who came here ate half a bowl of meat and soup.The people at the entrance of the village heard about it and ran here in rotation, but the meat was gone, and there was still soup, and some water was added to boil it, and everyone drank half a bowl.When eating and drinking, everyone only felt fragrant, and the itching was gone. After eating and drinking, they felt hot and itchy again. .When he fell like this, it was as if he had contracted an infectious disease. The person carrying the bowl dropped the bowl, but Kai Shi actually picked up a small bench and threw it at the pot, which cracked in two.Then everyone cried and howled for a while, and then walked to the intersection behind the Yaoshen Temple.Ma Shao took the broom that was leaning against the gate of the courtyard, and threw it into the fire as soon as he reached the intersection.
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