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The whole morning, and continued until the whole noon, the mother-in-law did not let the dog peeing out of the courtyard, but she went out after a meal time, came back soon, and told the dog pee moss that you are waiting, and another meal time Go out again, come back soon, tell the dog pee moss that you have to wait.Waiting is like ants on a hot pan, and Gou Niati couldn't bear this kind of torture, so he kept walking back and forth from the upper room to the kitchen, and from the kitchen to the upper room.The mother-in-law said: You will not sit quietly and walk around in a panic!The dog urine moss said: Why don't you come?The mother-in-law said: Are you looking forward to someone? !The dog urine moss said: Is there no one here?The mother-in-law said: You have a beautiful idea!The dog urine moss said: Then come quickly!The mother-in-law said: Are you too late? !After the mother-in-law finished speaking, she poured a bowl of boiling water for the dog urine moss, and even squeezed out a pinch of brown sugar from the porcelain jar and put it in the water.Gou Uitai didn't even know that there was brown sugar in the porcelain jar, so the mother-in-law had been coaxing him to say that there was no more, and that she would buy some buns when the 23rd Stove King's Day was baked in the twelfth lunar month.The dog urine moss said: mother, you still hide candy?The mother-in-law said: If I don’t hide it, it’s too early to let you steal it?After drinking the sugar water, you should keep in mind what I taught you, do you remember?The dog urine moss said: Remember it!Just after taking a sip, there was a sound of yelling "Goupitai" outside the door. Goupitai took a look at the mother-in-law and drank all the sugar water at once.

As soon as the door opened, it was apricot, and the mother-in-law said: "Ghost girl, why are you here?"Xingkai said: Who are you waiting for? It seems that you don't like me coming?The mother-in-law said: What are you talking about?You sit down, I'll call him out.Xingkai said: I didn't see him.The mother-in-law said: Didn't you come to him?Oh, oh, sit down, I'll pour you some boiling water.Xingkai's belly was already big, and she was a little clumsy when she twisted her body. She sat on the thumping stone, but the mother-in-law asked her to sit on the chair she took out, saying: "Sit on the chair."Xing Kai blushed immediately, wanted to say something to her mother-in-law, but didn't say anything, pulled her skirt, and asked her mother-in-law if she was in good health?The mother-in-law said: "It's okay, okay, there's nothing going on in the village, right?"Xing Kai said: It's nothing, Ba Cao told me before leaving just now, go to each house to find out which pigs are dead or still sick.The mother-in-law said: Where did the bully go?Xingkai said: I went to Luo Town to hire a veterinarian for the village. If there is swine fever, if you don't ask the veterinarian for injections, the pigs will die.The mother-in-law said: Oh, the bully is gone, isn't the bully looking into things?Xingkai said: Mother knows everything?Do not check.The mother-in-law said: "They don't check Tianbu?"Xingkai said: I don't even check.The mother-in-law said: Don't check it?Xing Kai, tell your mother-in-law, I'm afraid you smoothed things over?Xing Kai said: Who can I get involved in? .But the mother-in-law sat down on the thumping stone and closed her eyes.

The dog urine moss has been standing in the window of the upper room. Through the crack of the window, he saw the mother-in-law plopping on the thumping stone like a pile of mud, and her eyes were closed, her mouth was open, and she could not breathe. The son rushed out, hugged Po Po, rubbed Po Po's chest, and called: Po Po!Po!The mother-in-law opened her eyes, and there was a sudden bang. The sound did not come from the mouth, but from the abdominal cavity. It seemed that the abdominal cavity had been blocked by something. When it opened suddenly, there was an overwhelming sound.The mother-in-law said: Pull out our pig quickly, pull it out and let Xingkai take a look.All night and half the day, the mother-in-law and grandson almost completely forgot that the pig was still locked up in the utility room.Gou Niati hurriedly went to the utility room to pull the pig, but the pig was still alive, and when he opened the door, he yelled twice at Gou Uitai and lost his temper.The dog urine moss said: You didn't eat it, and I didn't eat it either.There are deep wrinkles on the pig's forehead, and the wrinkles are a king character.

The pigs at Goupimos’s house were basically fine, and Xing Kai went to the left and right houses to register. The left neighbor agreed, and the pigs at the promised house were so sick that they couldn’t even stand up. The pigsty is also in the yard.But the courtyard wall of the good Zuniulu house also collapsed, and the gap was fenced with firewood sticks. Gou Niumo led Xingkai to look in the pigpen, Gou Niumo jumped over the fence, and Xing Kai stood still in front of the fence.The dog urine moss said: You dance, dance!Xingkai still didn't move.Goupimos said: How stupid!But the mother-in-law reprimanded: "What are you shouting, just go to the pigsty to see if the pig is alive or dead!"The dog pee moss looked at it in the pigsty, and the pig plowed the ground with its cucumber mouth, saying: It is not dead or sick, it is fine.But I saw my mother-in-law talking to Xingkai in a low voice, as if my mother-in-law was saying: This is impossible, you don't want your life? !The dog urine moss said: What are you talking about?The mother-in-law said: Why do you worry so much all day?Go! Go! Go.Gou Niati smiled, and walked towards the gate of his own courtyard, but her mother-in-law was sending apricots away, telling her to be careful when walking, not to go out in the dark, not to go up the ladder, and to carry two and a half buckets of water in the spring, and said: Where are you? Come find me if you feel uncomfortable, oh!

The mother-in-law started to cook, and what she made was rice, and she even fried the vegetables with oil. Goupimo complained that the rice was too good for the mother-in-law. She didn’t eat thick rice when the crops were harvested, but now she eats rice when the farming is slack?The mother-in-law said that she avoided a disaster today, and she should eat better, so she chanted about the dog's pee moss, luck and fate, and the disaster was over and it was over.Goupimos went mad and said: Mother, look at your fingers, whoever wants to harm me will end up badly, Mazi is in prison, Shuipi is in a study class, he is bald and golden, heh, he almost went to the counter-revolutionary.The mother-in-law glared at her and said, "Hey, look at your ugly face!"Dog urine moss said: Ugly can avoid evil!

The mother-in-law and grandson ate a good meal, and the dog pissed Moss sitting on the steps of the upper room like a toad, not moving, only twisting his neck.He said: Ah mother, is there still in the pot?The mother-in-law said: There is one bowl left.The dog urine moss said: "The cow bell is called to eat."The mother-in-law said: Are you a showman?The dog urine moss said: It is to show him the power!The mother-in-law said: "It's better to give Xing Kai a start. Last night, Xing Kai was in the middle to reconcile."Goupiamos said: How do you know she is in the middle to reconcile?The mother-in-law said: She can still listen to her bullying words, even if she is a member of the Hammer team, can she still be planted by Mozi, Mozi was recommended by your brother Manpen.Dog urine moss said: You always think of the best of people.The mother-in-law said: You must think about the goodness of people.The dog pee moss said: Then who will be good to us?The mother-in-law said: You baby, is it a matter of life that our status is not good? Who in the village beat us and scolded us again?Can you blame the ice in the river for the cold weather in winter, or the wind coming in through the hole in the wall?Go, go and give apricot a head start.Goupiati said: You used to be reluctant to talk about Xingkai and Bacao, but now Xingkai goes to the Kiln Temple all day long, but you don't talk about it, and let others serve food.The mother-in-law said: The uncooked rice has been made into a meal. As a mother-in-law of my family, what can I do if I don’t want to?The dog urine moss said: What is raw rice made into rice?She loves domineering people, but being domineering does not necessarily mean loving her.The mother-in-law said: What do you know, you can get pregnant if you don’t love? The dog urine moss said: Ah? !She stayed there without moving, thinking about Xing Kai jumping the fence, and said again, "My lord, she is pregnant, and she dares to conceive before she is married?" !The mother-in-law said: What are you shouting, what are you shouting!The dog pee moss stopped talking, and his mouth was still so shocked that he couldn't close it. The mother-in-law came over and squeezed his mouth, saying: Don't tell people outside!

The mother-in-law put the leftovers in a bowl, and just passing by the gate of the courtyard, the fisherman picked half a basket of grass sprouts from the back of the Zhongshan depression, and shouted: He is a silkworm mother, he is a silkworm mother-in-law!The mother-in-law responded, "Hey."The noodle fish boasted and threw in a bundle of fist bud grass, saying: This grass has been eaten by pigs to eliminate poison!The mother-in-law said: Is it true, I heard that the town is coming to give injections to pigs.The noodle fish said: There is nothing wrong with eating some grass first.The mother-in-law said: Come in, come in!The noodle fish came in.He was covered in sweat, his trousers were wrinkled, and there were a few rotten holes.The mother-in-law changed her mind and gave the bowl of rice to the noodle fish.

Mian Yuer insisted on not eating, so he gave way until the end, took half a bowl and ate it, and the mother-in-law was talking to him, and the mother-in-law asked about Kaishi Suozi again, and Mian Yuer said: "We have separated from Kaishi. No matter what he treats me, he can justify it. Suozi always gives me a bad look all day long, alas, it is not our baby after all, it is separated by a layer.The mother-in-law said: They were all young when you came here, didn't you drag the big ones, the dog-mouthed ones have no conscience?Kaishi's mother treats you okay?Mian Yu'er said: "It's okay, she can't control Kaishi Suozi, she just cries for me at night."The mother-in-law said: As long as your old couple is well, take care of yourself. When you are old, you don't want to live or die.Is your body okay?Mian Yu'er said: It's okay, but I'm a little dizzy since the beginning of summer, it's okay.The dog urine moss is mixed in the pig food bowl, the pig is not good to eat, and a layer of wheat bran is sprinkled on it. I won't give you food.The noodle fish said: Who gave the pig an injection?The mother-in-law said: Xing Kai came over just now, saying that Bacao went to the town to ask for a veterinarian.Mian Yu'er said: "Oh, this is a great job!"Xing Kai said it?The mother-in-law said: Xing Kai said it.Mian Yu'er said: "He mother-in-law, you said this apricot blossom..., alas, there are so many rumors in the village, others have already left the house, but she seems to be fine."The mother-in-law said: You also know this?She died in her freshman year, this...Since the matter is like this, as long as the bully treats her sincerely, it will be the same thing.Mian Yu'er said: You said bullying would be sincere?The mother-in-law said: How can you say this?Mian Yu'er said: This revolution can't talk about anything!Gou Uitai yelled the pig to the utility room again, but he kept on yelling, and listened with his ears. Gou Uitai said: Are you worrying too much? !The mother-in-law took a look at him and scowled angrily.Mian Yu'er smiled, and continued to tell her mother-in-law: She really wants to give birth to a baby, you can tell her to have an abortion if she can, what's the matter if she is not married and has a baby.The mother-in-law said: She told me that she wanted to fight, but at this time, do you want to kill me?The noodle fish said: Then she will be alive yesterday!Goupiamos said: The revolution was successful, and the baby was born, so why don't you all go to spend the full moon with the baby.I pulled the pig's ears hard, but the pig didn't move while supporting its four hooves. The noodle fish came and lifted the pig's tail, and the pig obediently went up the steps and over the threshold of the upper house.The noodle fish said: You are a broken marrow, you are a man!

Until it got dark for a while, Bacao really hired a veterinarian from Luo Town. The veterinarian was led by Li Sheng, and began to give injections to the sick pigs in the village. A sick pig from Da Dao's family.Zaohuo's pig is dead, Tianbu's pig is healthy, and Mozi refuses to give injections to his sick pig, saying that Bacao is taking the opportunity to buy people's hearts, and he would rather die than fall into his trap.But Mozi's daughter-in-law insisted on getting the injection, and the couple quarreled, and Mozi went out angrily.In fact, Mozi was also afraid that his pig would die if he didn't get the injection, so he deliberately went out in anger so that his wife could greet him and the veterinarian could give the sick pig an injection.But after all, Mo Zi was persuaded by the tyrant's tactic. He complained at Tianbu's house, saying that Hong Dao was a fool, and every time he let the Hammer team gain the upper hand, Tianbu persuaded him to give the sick pig Give injections to sick pigs. If the pigs are cured, not everyone will say that they are bullying.Our party secretary criticized Shoudeng for being an adult in the land reform year, and Shoudeng's mother came to plead for mercy. Didn't the secretary put her to sleep and continued to criticize Shoudeng for being an adult?Sleeping is sleeping, approving is approving, those are two different things!

After the veterinarian gave the injection, of course he had to pay the veterinary station, but Bacao didn’t ask the sick pigs to pay for the medicine. He sold the wooden rafters in the cattle shed to Baldy Jin with a walk-behind tractor. cost. Tianbu seized this story and spread it around: Bacao was not used to treat sick pigs in the village, but the Hammer Team took the opportunity to resell the village property, how much those wooden rafters were worth, and how much the medicine was worth. The guise of doing good things for Gulu Village is filling his own pockets.This remark changed many people who said that they were good at bullying, saying that it was more cost-effective to sell those wooden rafters than to kill a pig.After a lot of discussion, Bacao asked the veterinarian to give injections to the sick pigs. Not only did it fail, but he was scolded. What's more, Bacao asked Xingkai to go to each household to register the condition of the sick pigs before the Bacao asked the veterinarian. He committed a crime: Xing Kai's belly was so big that it couldn't cover people's eyes, so he forced Xing Kai to buy it to stop everyone's mouths.Rumors of ruining Bacao and Xingkai are getting more and more bizarre. It was reported that someone saw Xingkai wanting to pee when she was picking green onion leaves in her private land, so she squatted in the sand ditch to urinate, and the urine washed away the sand. A crab crawled out of the sand, and Xingkai said: Oh, is it alive?Born with a hammer in his hand!This is of course a joke, but what kind of baby can Xing Kai give birth to if they are imagining, either without an ass hole, or... .A group of people were just chirping and chirping, Gou Uitai came over with a fire rope, and the speaker stopped talking, and the person next to him asked: "Speak, what is it?"The speaker said: It's like a dog peeing moss.Goupiamo heard his name being said, and so many people were laughing, he asked: What are you talking about me?Kanxing said: Say you look good!Gou Diamo is used to being called ugly by others, so he is no longer a monster, just be ugly, instead he often mocks himself to make everyone happy.He said: That's good, how can you grow so low?How can your eyes be so round?Do you have these ears?He bent his right hand over the top of his head and raised the tip of his left ear, which was higher than his eyebrows.Kanxing said: No one can grow like you bastard!The dog urine moss said: Who is the wild species?Kanxing said: You are not a wild species, you know who you are, and who is your mother?The dog urine moss said: I was fished out of the river by my mother-in-law!Kan Xing said: You heard it all, Xing Kai must have thrown the doll to Zhouhe too!Goupitai still didn't quite understand what these people were talking about just now, but he was angry, and bumped his head towards Wang Xing, but Wang Xing didn't go away, waiting for the light head to hit his waist, In a flash, his head hit the tree behind Wang Xing, and with a bang, the tree shook.Everyone was shocked by this sudden behavior. Before they could react, they didn't bump into the star-watching dog peeing like moss. They threw the matchlock and hit their heads against the tree continuously. Boom, boom, boom, Blood flowed down from the forehead, and then someone hugged the dog pee moss and said, "Hey, what's the matter with the dog pee moss, it's so big now?" !

After being wronged, of course Goupimos wanted to tell his mother-in-law when he went home, but he didn't expect her mother-in-law didn't comfort him this time, instead she scolded him and said: I let you swallow your anger outside, what can you do?Goupimos said: Did he bully me by watching stars?The mother-in-law said: Such a big wound, did you see the stars?The dog urine moss said: I hit it myself.The mother-in-law said: Who are you bumping into to demonstrate?Do you think that others will sympathize with you after demonstrating?The dog urine moss said: I can't get angry.The mother-in-law said: You are still stubborn!In the past, there were often things that I couldn’t get angry, so how could I bear it? This time I can’t bear it. Did you escape a disaster recently, do you think you can do it?Goupiati fell silent. He felt that what his mother said was right and that he was acting a bit brave, so he sat there and gnawed his nails.The mother-in-law started chasing the chickens in the yard, and as soon as they were chasing, the chickens fell down, and the dog peeed and said, "I don't eat scrambled eggs."The mother-in-law said: Who scrambled eggs for you, I will pluck some chicken feathers and give you sticky blood. The chicken feathers stuck to the dog's urine moss for seven days, and the blood scab fell off after seven days, leaving a triangular scar ever since. , The triangular scar has no color at ordinary times, as long as it is excited, the scar will turn red.Just seven days later, Team Hammer and Red Broadsword both went to Luo Town to engrave their seals. They each issued resolutions and notices, and the red seals should be pressed on the signatures.Niu Ling made fun of the dog pee moss for having his own seal, and the seal was pressed on his forehead. However, in Gulu Village, except for the cow bell, few people joked with the dog pee moss anymore. People seemed to have never been so serious. Team Hammer and Red Broadsword became more and more nervous, and they almost wanted to fight because of their tongue a few times.When going out to work, as long as one group works on one side of the field, the other group will definitely go to work on the other side of the field, and even go to the spring to fetch water. When the people of this group see the other group in the spring, they will stand far away. Don't move until the people from that group carry the water away, and the people from this group go to the spring, wishing to divide the spring into two halves, each carrying its own water.Gou Diamos still carried a fire rope when he went out, but no one called him to light a fire, so he pinched the end of the fire rope and pinned it to his trouser belt.It's better for Niu Ling to be nice to him, seeing him pinning the matchlock on his trouser belt, and saying: Ah, how nice this is a dick!Three ties wrapped around the waist, eight feet dragged on the ground, and the old crow chasing the sun in mid-air! On this day, the three terraced fields on the middle mountainside were to be plowed. The plow sticks and oxen could not turn back on the ground, and the two vacant corners needed to be dug with picks. Four people dug in the southern corner.The man who holds the plow for the length and width, and the dog urine moss for the ox, the length and width came over with the plow handle, and the person digging the corner here joked with him. I also joked with him.Goupimos said to Changkuan: You are a celebrity, they are all joking with you.Chang Kuan said: I am not of any faction.Goupimos said: Maybe you can be the captain!Changkuan asked Goupimos to go to the field not far away to pick tomatoes. The land was Changkuan's family's private land. The tomatoes in the field had already been defeated, but there were still a few half green but not red. Everyone eats.Goupiamos said: You said you were the captain, but you entertained people with your own tomatoes before you became the captain? !I went to pick seven or eight and put them in the middle of the ground. They greeted each other: Come and eat tomatoes!The parties did not move.Later, the team from the Red Broadsword came over. Originally, the Hammer team also passed by, and the team arrived first, saying: I will eat one.But he took a bite of a tomato, sucked it suddenly, and the tomato became a shriveled skin. After another breath, the shriveled skin became round again. He put it there and picked a big one to go.Originally, I came here to take one too, but when I turned around, I spit in a mouthful.After looking at it in a daze, he also spit out, what he spit out was not saliva, but a puddle of persimmon juice.In this way, no one comes to eat anymore, Changkuan calls this, this one doesn’t come, that one, that one doesn’t come, the dog pee moss sits there and eats a bunch of tomatoes, eating his stomach like a drum with his hands, bang bang bang bang Bang bang. People of miscellaneous surnames are used to seeing people surnamed Zhu Ye with high eyebrows and low eyes, suddenly they become more important, they don't even walk along the wall to keep the lights, they walk briskly, and when they see the dog pee moss, they let the dog pee Tai scratched his back for him.This was something that had never happened before. Gou Niai was stunned for a moment, and stood still.Keeping the lamp said: I call you, are your ears stuffed with chicken feathers?The dog urine moss said: You called me? !Shou Deng said: Scratch my back.The dog pee moss said: There is a tree next to it, you can't rub it.Shou Deng said: If you break (Bone Spring), I will let you scratch it!Do you think I won't scratch me if I don't have a good composition?The dog urine moss said: I am not good either.Shou Deng said: Then why don't you scratch me?The dog's pee moss went up to him to scratch, and said in his heart, "It's right for me to be scratched by a pig."Shou Deng said: From now on, as soon as I sit down, you will come and scratch me.Goupiamos said: You are not afraid of others criticizing you as a landlord and exploiting people?Shou Deng said: "Who criticizes me now, still cares about criticizing me?"They still want to drag me into their rebel team!The dog urine moss said: Who are you going to be?Keeping the lamp said: "Let me see, whoever is more powerful will join me."The dog pee moss scratched it bitterly, but stopped scratching, and said: You are really a class enemy!Shou Deng came to beat him, and he ran away, looking at the blood under his nails.Shou Deng said: "Wait, Sui Condyle, I will deal with you in the future!"Gou Diamo is not afraid of keeping the lamp, he thinks that no faction will ask him to join, no matter how good the two parties are, no one will be good to him. However, Gou Diamo's idea was wrong. Just the day before Ba Cheng came to mobilize Shou Deng to join the Hammer Team, Tian Bu approached Shou Deng. As soon as Tian Bu found him, he listened to Tian Bu.Tianbu told him that he can join the revolutionary rebel organization if he is not born well, it depends on how he behaves.Keeping the lamp was very happy, saying that he was doing well and would continue to do well.Tianbu said: Tell me, what wish do you have?Shou Deng said: Wishes are not the four types of elements.Tianbu said: Chickens are chickens and dogs are dogs. Dogs cannot produce chickens, and eggs cannot hatch dogs. Don't think about it.Shou Deng said: That is the kiln. If I can burn blue and white porcelain, I am the kiln master at the head of Gulu Village.Tianbu said: Who didn't let you burn the kiln again?Shou Deng said: What about the Cultural Revolution?Tianbu said: What?It's the Hammers!The light guard said: It's the hammer team, and the hammer team sealed the porcelain kiln.Tianbu said: That's good. Now Red Broadsword supports you to start the kiln again. Of course, you don't want you to burn blue and white porcelain or rough goods. Everyone in Red Broadsword pays for it, and we share the porcelain goods.Shou Deng didn't expect that he could still burn the kiln, so his bones became weak, and he knelt down to kowtow to Tianbu, but Tianbu got angry and said: "Get up, you are really used to kneeling, who told you to kneel?"Shou Deng stood up and said, "Are those from the kiln, do you have a pendulum?"Tianbu said: What do you mean?Shou Deng said: It would be best without him!Tianbu said: Can you burn well without him?Then don't want him, you work hard, and when you are done, you will be recruited to join the Red Broadsword.Shou Deng said: If you use me so much, I will unswervingly follow you in the revolution. I can also pull 80% from the Hammer Team to abandon the dark and turn to the bright. ! Red Broadsword was going to fire the kiln again, and began to raise firewood, and each family paid for it to go to the coal kiln in Xichuan Village to buy coal. Of course, the news was known to the Hammer Team. Do you want to dominate?Red Broadsword also said: The kiln is the kiln of the production team, anyone can burn it, and it doesn't hinder anyone from doing it.Bacao regretted not being able to pull the guard lamp over one day earlier, so he went to ask Baizi to come and burn the kiln, but Baizi said that Tianbu had already mobilized him, and he refused, he would not join the two factions, and he would not give any It's like burning a kiln, not to mention his backache, which is so painful that he can't do any work.No one in the Hammer team can burn the kiln, they can only watch the people with the red sword enter the kiln, they are in a hurry, some people advocate that the red sword robs the property of the village, why doesn’t the Hammer team rob it, let’s grab the cattle, they want If we sell porcelain, we sell farm cattle.However, this method was opposed by some people. The cattle and the land are connected together. Although the land in Gulu Village has been owned by Gulu Village since ancient times, the Communist Party relies on the land. It distributes the land from the landlords and rich peasants. The revolution started after the revolution, and the land was confiscated from each household to implement socialism. Now the land is owned by the state. If you sell the cattle, how do you farm the land? If you commit crimes on the land, is it still the leadership of the Communist Party or the society? Is it a doctrine, is it looking for a mallet with a drum on its back, or does it not want to live?Besides, even if you go to rob the cattle, the cattle shed and the Red Broadsword team are in the same compound, can you rob them? The members of the Hammer team were quarreling and arguing in the Kiln Temple, but Bacao sat alone in the palace room drinking Tai Sui water.He used a small spoon to face the Tai Sui basin, took a spoonful and drank it, and then took another spoonful and drank it, and he was still drinking it.Bald Jin said in the courtyard: Where is our captain?Then he said: drink in the palace room.Everyone stopped talking.After the domineering Tai Sui basin was moved from the small wooden house to the Yaoshen Temple, he drank his Tai Sui water whenever he had something to do, just like a person drinking dull wine. He was thinking about things and no one could disturb him.Bald Jin said: let him drink, he will give us the final word!They started to play chess with stones and sticks, but they saw Ba Cao coming out of the hall, as if there was no one in the courtyard, only followed, he said: Follow, let's go!Afterwards, he lifted the shovel from the steps, and everyone watched as the bully swayed behind his back and walked out of the courtyard gate. Bacao went to the hillside to ask for shit again. Everyone in the Hammer team knew that his constipation was getting worse and worse, and he liked to go to the wild to shit. Maybe, shit can produce thoughts, because he sucks shit. At this time, the whole set of countermeasures is completed.Bald Jin waited with confidence, and said: Douqi, Douqi!The members of Team Hammer waited reassuringly, and commented on the chess game noisily. However, Bacao didn't come back on the day he went out, and he didn't even show up for a few days. Baldy Jin went to Bacao's old house to look for it, but the door of the old house was locked.Go to the cabin on the side of the road to find it, the cabin is also locked.He was a little angry, and went into the village to Xingkai's house. In the alleyway, he bumped into Bai Zi, who walked obliquely with one hand on his waist.In fact, when Tianbu went to find Baizi, Baizi's waist didn't hurt. He said that his back hurt, and he deliberately walked with a flat body. When Bacao came to him, he deliberately flattened his body. It proves that he has been keeping his body flat because of his back pain. He didn't think that his body really hurts.Bald Jin said: "The waist still hurts?"The pendulum said: It's getting worse and worse, it's about to break.Bald Jin said: Then cut it off!The bald Jin stopped talking and went to knock on the courtyard door of Xingkai's house.Xing Kai washes her hair in the yard, and asks what's going on through the door.Bald Jin said he was looking for a bully.Xingkai said that Bacao is not there.Bald Jin said open the door and I'll talk to you.The door opened, and Baldy Jin said that everyone was in a hurry to make up their minds, and you had to let him out.Xing Kai said: He is a big living person, can I hide him?When will he let me hide again?Xing Kai hiccupped after wiping his hair with a towel, spitting mouthfuls, and the saliva evenly spread the ground under his feet.Only then did the bald Jin know that Ba Cao was really not there, so he got up and left.Xing Kai warned him: about the Hammer team, don't come looking for me in the future!The bald Jin suddenly remembered that when Bacao went to shit, he followed him with a shovel, and went to find him, but he was not there, and the wife behind him said that he and Bacao went to Luo Town.
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