Chapter 60 Section 60

When Bai Duo was on fire, Goupitai and Po called the pig to jump over the fire, but the pig didn't jump, and retreated when it saw the fire.Shuipi can jump even if he has a paint rash, but you don't jump when you are sick? !The dog's urine moss rubbed the pig's belly, trying to make it relax and jump up, but the pig lay down all at once, so comfortable that all four hooves were raised.The trotters are small and they are wearing leather shoes.The dog urine moss said: When is it, are you still greedy for work?Jump, jump over and let you suffer!The pig stood up, its legs trembling, jumped over the fire, turned around, paused, and jumped again.Bai Duo burned the fluff on the pig's ears, but the pig didn't bark, and lay down again at the dog's mossy feet.The dog couldn't keep his promise, so he squatted down and rubbed the pig's stomach, and the chicken next to him hiccupped in anger.

After jumping over the fire, the mother-in-law stamped out the fire, and threw the unburnt Bai Duo on the road outside the courtyard gate, which meant sending off the plague god.After settling the pigs to sleep in the utility room, the mother-in-law and grandson were adding water and cooking in the kitchen. The bellows rang, and someone knocked on the door without hearing it, and the door was kicked with a bang.The mother-in-law brought out the rice washing water and poured it under the roots of the peach tree. When she heard the door knock, she opened it and saw that it was Tianbu.The mother-in-law hurriedly said that the bellows were so loud that she didn't hear the knock on the door, so she took the stool and let Tianbu sit on it, but Tianbu's black face soon became happy, and he even praised the mother-in-law for cleaning the yard so cleanly that even a piece of firewood scum No.The mother-in-law said: "What's the cleanliness? You haven't come to my house for half a year. Drink water, the smell of the water in the nest is just right."Tianbu said: Is it a busy day?What about dog pee moss, let me say a word to dog pee moss.The mother-in-law said: Talk to him? What does his fart tell him, you tell me.Tianbu said: You don't know about this.Just barked a dog pee moss.

In the kitchen, Goupiati already knew that Tianbu was coming, and he was puzzled: why did he come to my house, what did he want to say to me?Thinking about it, he came out slowly, but Tianbu pulled him to the upper room, and the mother-in-law followed.Tianbu said: Cangma, you are busy with your work.But the mother-in-law did not leave.Tianbu didn't avoid it, and said to Goupiamo: Is bald Jin hugging a pig in his pigpen and saying that there is no limit to life?Goupiati was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer, but said: Why are you asking me this?Tianbu said: Niu Ling said that he and you passed by the bald Jin's pigsty, and the bald Jin told the pig that there is no limit to life, you have to tell me honestly if there is such a thing.The mother-in-law became anxious and said: Tianbu, this matter has nothing to do with my baby!Tianbu said: It has nothing to do with dog pee moss, I just asked him if he heard Bald Jin say that life is boundless.Goupiati said: Niu Ling and I passed by the pigsty of Bald Jin's house, and I saw Bald Jin hugging his pig.Tianbu said: He said longevity is boundless?The mother-in-law said: God, how can bald Jin say this? !Tianbu said: What he said is counter-revolutionary!He said?Dog urine moss said: This, this....Tianbu said: This is a big deal, don't hesitate to talk about it, if you cover up a counter-revolutionary, that is a counter-revolutionary!The mother-in-law's legs were trembling, but she still stepped through the threshold, protected the dog's pee moss, and said: Tianbu, you dare not force the baby, it will scare the baby.Just ask the dog urine moss: Did you hear that?If you hear it, say you heard it, and if you didn't hear it, say you didn't hear it.Goupiamos said: He said that other people's pigs are dead, but his pigs are still healthy, and they will live forever.Tianbu said: That's right, he viciously attacked Chairman Mao, and there are witnesses when he has time and place.

At this time, the mill and the stove entered the yard together.Tianbu said to them: The information provided by Niu Ling is true. You should first make a noise saying that someone is viciously attacking Chairman Mao, and then put out some slogans saying that whoever opposes Chairman Mao will be resolutely defeated. Let Wu Gan call someone from the study class, and they will grab him bald Jin!Both the mill and the stove were very excited. When they went out, they said to the mother-in-law: "Mother silkworm, what did you cook for dinner?"The mother-in-law said: rice soup?Zaohuo said: It's rice soup, let's roll out noodles and eat them!Said and ran out from the gate of the courtyard.The mother-in-law held up her hands in panic, watching Tianbu sitting there taking out cigarette powder and rubbing the cigarette rolls by herself. She also sat down, and Tianbu stood up to eat cigarettes, and she also stood up, keeping her eyes on Tianbu.Tianbu said: This is good, this is good.Dog pee moss, tomorrow we will arrest Baldy Jin, if he refuses to admit it, you have to come out and testify.The dog urine moss said: Do you want me to testify?The mother-in-law said: This is impossible, Tianbu, my family is different from others, can you testify?The roots of the cowbell are just sprouting red, so he just needs to testify.Tianbu said: If the dog urine moss wants to testify, he must testify. If he is not born well, is this also an opportunity to make meritorious service and atone for his sins?At that time, you don't have to be afraid, Gangba will testify for you, there are so many people with red swords, what are you afraid of?That's it!After Tianbu finished speaking, he left without looking back.

The mother-in-law closed the courtyard door at once, took the dog's pee moss to the upper room, slapped her face, and cursed: I'll give you a message, but you are so stupid that you can't hear it, you said you didn't hear what bald Jin said? It's over, what you said is looking for trouble, what you say, bald Jin is still alive, no, if you don't kill him, don't go to prison, he can't go to the town to study? !Goupiamos said: He is bald and golden, does that mean he will live forever?The mother-in-law slapped me again, and said, "Your ears are so sharp. If you are told to work, you will be deaf and dumb, but you will be fine when you listen to what you shouldn't hear?"Goupimos said: His bald Jin is not a good thing, he deserves it!The mother-in-law said: You are a poor and lower-middle peasant. You can kick and bite. No matter how bad his bald man Jin is, he was taken out. How can he hate us, and how can the Hammer Team hate us? who? !The more the mother-in-law talked, the more frightening she became, and the face of Goupimoss became sad, like a frozen green potato.He looked at her mother-in-law, and said in a low voice like a mosquito: Then let me testify tomorrow, what should I say?The mother-in-law watched his lips move and said: What are you talking about?Goupiati said it again: What should I say when I testify tomorrow?The mother-in-law said: What do you say?The mother-in-law also lost her mind, and tears flowed down her face silently.The mother-in-law's face had too many wrinkles, and most of the wrinkles were horizontal. The tears first flowed along the sides of the wrinkles, and then turned over the wrinkles and flowed down, into the mouth, and onto the chin.Goupiati snuggled into her mother-in-law's arms and wiped her tears with her hand. The mother-in-law hugged Goupiati again, and the mother-in-law and grandson nestled together on the futon.The swallow on the door was whispering, and the mother-in-law and grandson didn't seem to listen to what it said, so they flapped their wings against the nest.Suddenly, the mother-in-law sniffed and said: This choking smoke? !He stood up suddenly and ran to the kitchen. The kitchen was full of light. The firewood in the stove was half burned. The firewood head fell from the stove and attracted the firewood under the stove. gushing out.The mother-in-law rushed in and used her feet to step on the fire, and the dog urine moss also ran in to step on it, and the mother-in-law shouted: "Pour a bucket of water!"pour it!The dog urine moss was poured over with a bucket, and the fire was extinguished. She was so angry that she sat on the ground and said, "Hey, cough, what are you doing, baby!"

For dinner, the dog urine moss only ate a bowl, and the mother-in-law forced him to eat another bowl, saying: I am full, let's talk about the testimony tomorrow, eat and go to sleep.Gou pee moss on the kang and go to sleep.The mother-in-law cleaned up the pots and bowls, closed the chicken coop, and put half a pot of mung bean soup in front of the pig. The mother-in-law also got on the kang, but the mother-in-law didn’t sleep. She cut paper flowers from tigers and lions and put them in the dog’s pee-mossed shoe shells. I cut up many snakes, centipedes, toads, scorpions, and geckos, and put them next to the dog's pee moss pillow, and then I turned on the lamp and fell asleep.

Usually the night is quiet, but this night there are people running around in the alleyway, and someone's dog is biting again.After the mother-in-law fell asleep, the dog pee moss woke up, stretched out his hand from the bed, his hand was invisible in the dark night, he talked to Ye in his heart, felt that Ye was a blind man in black clothes, and hoped that he could go fast, go, go It will be fine until dawn.But I thought, tomorrow is the end of the night, and tomorrow he has to be called to testify!Instead, don't go at night, it will be dark all the time, and he will sleep on this kang forever, beside his mother-in-law.The mother-in-law said: Why didn't you fall asleep?Dog urine moss said: I urinate: mother-in-law said: Get up and urinate, slowly walk along the wall, touch the urinal bucket and urinate in the bucket, don’t urinate outside the bucket?The dog urine moss said: Oh.But he said again: Mother, I will not go to testify tomorrow.The mother-in-law said: I can't help you if I don't go.The dog urine moss said: Then I'm sick, I can't go if I'm sick.The mother-in-law said: You can be sick if you want to be sick?The dog urine moss said: I can.The mother-in-law said: Well, if you can, you can't mess with this matter.Shampoo!There was a rustle, and there seemed to be a thud.The mother-in-law said: hit the wall again?The dog urine moss did not make a sound, and finally there was a rattling sound in the urine bucket.

However, the noise never stopped. The mother-in-law said: You pee on the water from the eaves, can't you finish peeing? The dog pee moss also felt that he couldn't finish urinating, and stood there for a long time in the dark, confused. When the mother-in-law asked, his mind became clearer, and it turned out that he was still standing by the urinal bucket.He said: I'm done peeing. The mother-in-law said: Why is it still ringing? The dog urine moss said: Who knocked on our courtyard door. The mother-in-law suddenly sat up and listened. Although her ears were stupid, she heard that the courtyard door was ringing, and said in a low voice: "Who is knocking on the door at this time? It's Tianbu again?"You come up, come up quickly.The dog peeed and touched the kang, and was so nervous that he beat his teeth.The mother-in-law said: You sleep yours, I will open the door, no matter what I tell Tianbu, you don't make a sound, I will say that you are asleep, and you can't wake up like a pig.

Even the mother-in-law didn't expect that it wasn't the sky cloth, the mill and the stove that came in through the courtyard door, but the bully. When Bacao entered the courtyard, he called Cang Po very attentively, and I was really embarrassed to wake you up after you fell asleep.But he also said that, in fact, most people in Gulu Village didn't sleep tonight.It makes me feel guilty: I am not a poor and lower-middle peasant, but I went to bed so early.The mother-in-law said: What night shift did the production team add?Bacao said: That's not true.The mother-in-law went into the room and lit the lights, and let Bacao in. She hurriedly combed her hair with a comb, and then took a moon white shirt from the hook on the wall to put on, and said, "It can't be who... ...?What the mother-in-law meant was that since the production team didn't work the night shift, someone was suddenly ill, or whose daughter-in-law was about to give birth, and she needed to be treated.Bacao said: It's nothing, even if someone is sick or has a baby, I don't need to come, I'm here to find dog pee moss.Of course the mother-in-law understands this. His coming here must be a matter of revolution and rebellion. The mother-in-law said this on purpose, but when she heard that Ba Cao was looking for dog pee moss, her heart ached, and she It hurts.

The mother-in-law said: Oh, look for my baby, why do you come to look for it... Bacao said: Have you come to look for dog pee moss? The mother-in-law said: The sky cloth came when it was dark. Bacao said: That's right!He went straight to the bedroom.The mother-in-law was a little anxious, and said: bullying, bullying.Holding an oil lamp to follow, the wick of the oil lamp is like a bean, shining in the dark, but making the shadow of the bully dance on the walls of the room.Ba Cao had already walked to the edge of the kang, and when he lifted the quilt, he was lying there naked with dog pee moss, snoring.Get up, dog pee, get up!Bacao slapped Goupiati's ass, Gouiatai had to get up and said: Brother Bacao!

Bacao said: Did you pee in the toilet at the end of Sancha Alley in the afternoon? The dog urine moss said: Well, I didn't go into the toilet, but peed by the urinal pool. Bacao said: Yes, there are cowbells and mills when urinating? Dog urine moss said: a piece of urine.Cowbell and I urinate taller, and I am taller than him. Bacao said: Mo Zi and Niu Ling said long live Chairman Mao? The dog urine moss said: I said it. Bacao said: That's right.They're talking about Chairman Mao while grabbing dicks.... Ah, ah!The dog urine moss was stunned for a moment, his mind was buzzing like a bee.It’s peeing, and it’s long live Chairman Mao, but it’s not about grabbing the dick and saying long live.However, there was no one else by the urinal pool at that time, so how did Bacao know this?He suddenly remembered that there was a cough when he went into the toilet. It must be the person squatting in the toilet who told Bacao all this. Is the person who coughed from Team Hammer? Who was it from Team Hammer? Gou Uitao said: Why do you know everything? Bacao said: What can I not know?I already know that Hong Da Dao is going to frame Baldy Jin, and they have come to you and asked you to come out and testify, right? Goupimos panicked and said: They asked me to testify, I...   Bacao said: If you testify, you can testify. I know you agreed to testify, so you can testify!However, if Team Hammer asks you to prove that he grinds the cowbell and holds his dick and says Chairman Mao, you have to come out and testify! Dog urine moss said: people talk while urinating, talking about long live Chairman Mao. Bacao said: At that time, I will only ask you whether you have or not, and you can answer yes, one word, yes.Remember? The mother-in-law couldn't stand up, so she leaned against the wall, her legs were still trembling, and she slid down. The dog peeing moss looked at the shadow of the mother-in-law on the opposite wall, and the shadow disappeared later. .He turned around to look for his mother-in-law, who was already sitting on the ground, and was saying, "Ba trough, tyrant trough, my baby always runs after you on weekdays, and it's your tail to run for you. Do you think you want your baby to do such a big thing?" Does the proof make it?The baby is timid, and the baby is required to testify, how can the baby afford it, bully! Bacao said: Cangma, is it the red sword who wants to punish us? They lost the water before, and this time they will lose the bald man's gold. Since they came to find the dog urine moss to testify, I understand that the dog urine moss will not testify. No, then I have to let the dog pee moss to testify again, I want to let them know that whoever wants to bring down my Ye Bacao in Gulu Village probably doesn't have the ability! The mother-in-law said: This is also true. Bacao said: I don't sleep tonight, the Red Broadsword is planning, and the Hammer Team is also planning, let's all plan, and see who knocks who down tomorrow morning! Ba Cao said it, but he laughed, and said: Cang Po, it also made you unable to sleep well.I have nothing else to do, let me go.If Tianbu and the others still come, you tell him that I was here at Yebacao.I'm going, you go to sleep, go to sleep. After sending Bacao out the door, Bacao was actually humming a song in the alleyway.I kept listening to him humming, walked away, closed the courtyard door, and the dog peeed and said: Mother, go to sleep.The mother-in-law said: Why are you sleeping? !Gou Nia Tei felt that it was all his fault for making her mother-in-law tired, so he stopped making any noise.The mother-in-law stood in the shadow of the lamp, suddenly very thin and very old, and the hair that was combed just now was messed up again, like a pile of thatch.Goupitai wanted to say something reassuring to his mother-in-law this time, he said: testify as long as you testify, and both sides can testify, so as not to offend the two factions.The mother-in-law said: Baby, that offended the whole village!The dog urine moss said: How can you offend everyone?Both factions are looking for me, does it seem that I am important?The mother-in-law said: Who put us in the eyes, if it is not about your master, who dares to come to you to testify?Whoever comes to the door, who can do it if we don't testify?The mother-in-law suddenly cursed: "Old (Bone Spring), why didn't you get shot earlier, you killed my mother-in-law and grandson!"The mother-in-law was scolding the master again, so the dog peed on the moss and dared not say anything more, took off her shoes and climbed onto the kang.But the mother-in-law asked him to put on his shoes, went to Tianbu's house overnight, and told Tianbu that Bacao had come to look for him.The dog urine moss climbed down from the kang again, looked at her mother-in-law in surprise, touched her forehead, and said, "Ah mother-in-law, are you angry?"The mother-in-law said: I still want to die, but the world doesn't allow me to die.Goupiati said: Tianbu came to me, I didn't tell Bacao, but Bacao came to me, so I went to tell Tianbu?I am close to Bacao and far away from Tianbu.The mother-in-law said: I am thinking about bullying, he came to you, on the one hand, he wants you to testify, on the other hand, he may also want you to tell Tianbu about the mill and cowbell they want. Perhaps if the two factions are tied, no one will punish the other.They're all gone, so you don't need to testify.Gou Niati felt that what the mother-in-law said was true, but also felt that what the mother-in-law said was not, but the mother-in-law asked him to go to Tianbu's house, so he went too. The alleyway was dark, as if it had entered a stove.Gou Niati didn't carry a lantern, nor did he lean on a stick. Even though Ye was blind, he was still blind. He could find his way with his feet, and he knew where there was a rock and where there was a small pit, but he always felt that someone was following him. He turned around, but nothing happened.He regretted that he forgot to bring the fire rope, and when he swung it up, he dared not get close to him, and whoever was hiding somewhere to watch him would not be able to watch him.But he didn't bring a match, so he said: Come a firefly!Sure enough, the fireflies came, and the fireflies flew in front of them not far or near, and finally arrived at Tianbu's house.Tianbu really didn't sleep, and those who didn't sleep were the mill, the stove, the Ming hall, originally, there were Tian Ya and Ma Shao, and Gou Niati reported that Bacao went to his house, they were all stunned, and the stove was furious Suddenly, everyone scolded, and immediately everyone scolded into a pile, and none of them paid any attention to Goupitiao, so Goupitai quietly withdrew. The firefly was still lying on the door leaf of Tianbu's courtyard. As soon as the dog pee moss came out, the firefly flew forward again and led the dog pee moss to the door of the house.The mother-in-law was sitting on the thumping stone in the yard waiting for the dog to pee. She heard the dog's footsteps, and then heard the dog's voice: Go back, oh, go back.The mother-in-law opened the door, and there was only dog ​​pee moss at the door. The mother-in-law said: "Tianbu sent you?"The dog urine moss said: no.The mother-in-law said: Then who are you talking to?The dog urine moss said: It is a firefly, and its family lives by the side of the hill.The mother-in-law said: Have you met a ghost? !The mother-in-law asked the dog to pat his head, stomp his feet, and spit again, but the dog didn't listen to the mother-in-law, and went into the kitchen to find water, saying that he was thirsty.The mother-in-law followed to the kitchen and asked about Tianbu's place, what did Tianbu say, Goupimos said that the people in the room didn't say anything, they just scolded the hammer team.The mother-in-law was bored for a while, and took the dog urine moss to the kang. The mother-in-law said, "Just scolding?"Dog pee moss said: It's just scolding.The mother-in-law said: What should they do if they didn't say it?The dog pee moss said: I didn't say it, I'm still scolding.The mother-in-law said: This...The dog urine moss was tortured again.The mother-in-law said: You were not here just now, I thought and thought, it would be best if the two factions were not rectified tomorrow, if so, who asked you to testify that you still said you didn’t see anything, you didn’t hear anything, even if others said you were playing tricks If you play tricks, just play tricks, so you can protect yourself.What the mother-in-law said gave the dog pee moss an idea, and after taking a reassurance, he nodded to the mother-in-law and fell asleep. As soon as I fell asleep, I entered dreamland.Who would have thought that in this dream he had mastered a method of escaping from now on. He came up with this method in a hurry. There is no need to look forward to it. His dream is like this, he is walking on the mountain road, holding a sickle in his hand, it seems that he is going to cut firewood or mow grass on the top of the mountain, he is a little unclear, but he is innocent when walking on the road.The road is really too narrow, like a rope thrown up from the bottom of the mountain, with twists and turns.One side of the road is leaning against the cliff, which was actually dug out of the cliff. The side of the cliff is full of white birches, castanopsis trees, and oak trees whose leaves can be used to make rice dumplings.Among the trees are tangled vines, wolf tooth thorns, yellow wheat stalks, and yellow wheat stalks that grow obliquely. When people walk over, they brush and pull people's shoulders and faces.He was waving his scythe while walking, and grasshoppers jumped on his head from time to time, but he couldn't hit them, and they jumped again as soon as he moved his hands.Looking straight down from the side of the road is the bottom of the ditch. The river at the bottom of the ditch is turning white. Someone has set up a firewood raft there, but the water is too loud. He called that person, but the person couldn't hear him.The road turned a corner, and there was a thorny tree on the side of the road. He felt that this thorny tree didn’t grow in the right place. Anyone who walked by it would reach out and grab it, scratch your hair, grab your clothes, and it would He scratched his clothes and made a hole.He said: I have to cut you!He was cutting the thorny catalpa with a sickle, and he cut it very fast. If it was fast, the tree would not hurt.But at this moment, a group of people were chasing and beating him, their steps were hurried, and they were saying: Catch him, kill him!No one would know if he was killed here, and he was thrown into the ditch to feed the crows, not even a bone left.The sound was so terrifying, he wondered who it was who hated him so much, but he couldn't make out who it was.He ran so fast that he lost his shoes and was so out of breath that he felt two hearts pounding together and about to jump out of his chest again.The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and they even heard them carrying wooden sticks and knives, and the wind slapped on the wooden sticks and knives.He thought of the invisibility cap at this time, it would be nice if there was an invisibility cap, but he didn't have an invisibility cap.He was in a hurry, thinking that death was certain, so he stopped running, and he held his breath all of a sudden, and his body tightened, but at this moment a wonderful thing happened, after his body tightened, he slowly and quietly lay down. He got down and lay down beside a stone on the side of the road.This scene is like a bird flying down from the sky, with its wings spread and falling, and then folded its wings, motionless and silent.He felt that his pursuers had lost sight of him.Sure enough, those who were chasing him ran over. It was a team of more than a dozen people, each with a ladle on their face. You couldn't see their faces clearly. They were shouting: "Chasing, chasing, running!" passed.Ah, ah, what a tense and proud experience. When the chaser ran past, he was gone. He stood up and looked at the trees on the cliff and the stones on the roadside. He beckoned and gave him a smile, the tree's smile was a layer of pink flowers, and the stone was making faces for him, the mottled moss was green for a while, and red for a while. The chicken yelled sharply in the yard: ah, I laid an egg!Ah I laid an egg!The dog urine moss woke up from the dream, sweating all over, and the quilt was also wet with sweat, he said: mother, I had a dream!There was no echo, the wind was blowing outside the house, and the wind was approaching. It wanted to climb in from the top of the courtyard wall, but the courtyard wall was too high to climb over, so it got in through the water channel at the bottom of the courtyard wall.He said: Po, Po, I had a good dream!Still no reply.The wind that came in from the water eye channel seemed to be very angry, and the feathers of the chickens that had laid eggs were blown into disorder.He thought that Po was ignoring him on purpose, so he shouted again: Po!Po!As soon as the courtyard door rang, it turned out that the mother-in-law had gone out early and came back. The mother-in-law was saying: Roar, you want to die!