Chapter 38 Section 38

It was a sleepless night. Gulu Village was soaked in aromas and laughter. All the people were lighting fires and frying meat. All dogs, cats, and chickens were lying on the door of the kitchen without entering the pen or nest. They rode bamboo sticks or brooms in the alleys and galloped, jumping and making noise to their heart's content, trying to empty their stomachs and prepare a meal.Gou Uitai came home with a basin, and he told his mother-in-law that he didn't get any decent beef. The mother-in-law didn't say anything, but took out the skull and bull's head and put it on the cabinet cover, and then watched silently under the lamp.Gou Uitai also remembered Mo Zi's words, and imagined the meat on the boiled ox head, such as the face, nose, ears and tongue, and his mouth was really salivating.But the mother-in-law said: The meat is all divided? The dog urine moss said: The division is over.The mother-in-law said again: Where are the bones? The dog pee moss said: It is also divided.The mother-in-law said: The cowhide is nailed to the wall? The dog urine moss said: It is on the wall of the husband's house.The mother-in-law said: Oh, only this skull is left.Goupimos said: Just this skull.The mother-in-law said: "Okay, this is a good thing. You go to the corner of the courtyard and dig a hole. Let's bury the cow's skull."The dog pee moss went to dig a hole in the corner of the yard, but he didn't understand why the mother-in-law buried the cow's skull in her yard, and how could it be a good thing? After the hole was dug, the mother-in-law put the cow's skull in it.The dog urine moss said: Mother, they bullied us, so they gave us a skull so that we can bury it? The mother-in-law said: This cow is with us.

After burying the skull and bull's head, the mother-in-law began to cut the beef venetian leaves. The mother-in-law's knife skills are very good. She never uses a scorpion to cut potato shreds, but cuts them with a knife. The cut potato shreds are thin and long.After the beef louvers were cut and placed in a basin, Gou Uitai saw a mouse looking down on the roof beam, and the mouse's eyes glowed green in the dark.Instead of yelling at him, he put the pot on the ground under the beam, and pretended he didn't know anything. One mouse slid down the rope of the cage hanging under the beam, while the other mouse slid down. Jumping directly from the roof beam, its goal is to fall into the basin, but when the mouse is about to fall into the basin, the dog urine moss moves the basin with his feet, and the mouse falls to the ground with a bang.The mother-in-law shredded the radish on the table again, and said: What are you doing? The dog pee moss did not go to beat the mouse, and the unconscious mouse stood up and staggered out of the kitchen door.The dog urine moss said: Mother-in-law, shall we eat it in one meal or divided into several meals? The mother-in-law said: What do you think? The dog urine moss said: Let's eat it in one meal! The mother-in-law said: Okay, eating hurts you! A pool of oil, the oil was burnt and put it into the beef louver, with a bang, the mist rose up, stirred the beef louver, added some water, added three shredded radishes, then put salt and pepper , put fennel.The mother-in-law said: It would be nice to have big sunflowers.Goupiamos said: Do you want peppercorns? I'll go to Changkuan's house and ask for some pepper seeds.The mother-in-law said: I came to people in the middle of the night to ask for peppercorns? The dog urine moss said: What's the matter, is it delicious to put peppercorns in it?The mother-in-law said: Then go quickly, and give his family two of our radishes.

Gouyoumo went to Changkuan's house and asked for ten pepper seeds. He ran back and passed Niuling's house. He couldn't help but want to see how the cowbell made a cow's nose. He shouted at the door: "Cowbell Cowbell, I want pepper seeds." Oh no? The cowbell came out, with water in its mouth, did not speak, gurgled, swallowed the water, and said: It almost made me spit out the water, and I was rinsing the minced meat on my teeth.The dog pee moss said: I have pepper here.Niu Ling said: I ate them all.Dog urine moss said: You ate all of it? Cow bell said: I didn’t put it in the pot, so I tasted the radish first when I brought it back.Gou Uitai didn't want to say that he hadn't eaten yet. He was afraid that the cow bell would follow him, so he said: Oh.He kept walking.

Beef and shredded radish are fried together, and the most important thing is to fry them dry. The dog pee moss ate half a bowl first, and the half bowl was devoured. I felt that there was a hand in my stomach, and this hand had already stretched out from my throat. Beef and shredded radish Once in the mouth it was caught.The mother-in-law looked at the dog urine moss and said, "Is it delicious?" The dog urine moss said: "Sweet."The dog urine moss ate half of the bowl, only to realize that the mother-in-law hadn't eaten yet, so she filled a bowl for her mother-in-law and another bowl for herself, and there were only these two bowls in the pot.The mother-in-law wanted to give the dog urine moss some more, but the dog urine moss was determined not to, so the mother-in-law and grandson sat and ate face to face, and the dog urine moss could distinguish which one was beef venetian shreds and which one was radish shreds, and he said: Beef venetian leaf Not chewable.The mother-in-law said: Niu louver is stubborn, chew slowly, the more you chew, the more flavor will come out.They ate this bowl for a long time, chewing each bite dozens of times until it slipped into their throats unknowingly, and then chewed with another chopstick.Later, the mother-in-law stood up and went to add water to the pot to cook the soup.When Gou Niati went to put soup in the pot to drink, he found that there was less than half a bowl of beef louver and shredded radish left in Po Xiang Lipo's bowl.The dog urine moss said: Mother, why didn't you finish eating? The mother said: I am too full to eat, you can eat tomorrow.The dog urine moss stood by the stove and called out: Po! Po took the earthen basin and buckled the bowl, and put another basin on top of the basin, then went to the yard and yelled at the chickens, saying, "Why don't the chickens come in?" shed?!

There was a burst of footsteps outside the courtyard, who was calling Tianbu.After listening to the dog urine moss, it was a stove fire.The stove fire said: Tianbu, have you eaten the meat? Tianbu said: Eat it.Zaohuo said: Have you eaten all of it? Tianbu said: Haven’t you eaten all the meat?! Zaohuo said: I haven’t eaten enough. Come and drink at my house.Tianbu said: You still have wine, why are you willing? Stove fire said: My thigh hurts with medicinal wine, he opened the wine jar when he was happy, can you eat meat without drinking? Come on, come on.Suddenly, Goupiati groaned and asked her mother-in-law, "Where is my gown?" The mother-in-law said, "How do I know your gown?" Goupiati said, "I'm going to the river beach."The mother-in-law said: Watering the ground?! When I came out, I saw the gown with dog urine moss on the broom in the yard, and the dog urine moss had disappeared.

The dog pee moss suddenly remembered that he had put the canal water into the big bed, and the bed must be full.When I rushed to the field, the horse spoon was not there, and the water in the big furrow overflowed, breaking the weir and flowing to a sandy beach below, and the few rows of seedlings on the edge of the furrow were also washed away by the water.The dog pee moss was so frightened that he went to shovel the mud to block the weir, but he couldn't block it, and then ran to the water inlet of the upper canal to block the water. The horse spoon came at this time, and when he saw it, he said, "you ran away after you released the water?" The dog urine moss said: I forgot.Ma Shao said: Why didn't you forget to eat meat? Gou Uitao said: You didn't forget why you came here? Ma Shao said: Are you still stubborn? Let me tell you, if I forgot, I just forgot. You forgot that It was intentional sabotage! The two finally repaired the weir, but the washed away seedlings were gone, and it was on the edge of the border. Passers-by could see at a glance whether there were seedlings. I don’t know what to do. However, Ma Shao sat down to eat a cigarette again, and said: Come light a cigarette for me!

Ma Shao’s pipe has a long stem. To smoke, he first inserts a stick into the pipe pot, lights the firewood, and then goes to the jade mouth of the pipe to smoke hard. He also drained the dog’s urine moss at noon yesterday. Praise this jade mouth, Shui Pi said it was the Four Olds, and he should hand it in, but he didn't hand it in, and now he asks Goupimo to light a cigarette for him. The dog urine moss did not move, and said: Without these dozen nests, do you think others can find it? Ma Shao said: Unless everyone else is blind.Goupiati said: The captain wants to deduct work points? Ma Shao said: Of course work points will be deducted! Light up the cigarette, I will give you advice after lighting the cigarette.Gou Niati lit a cigarette for him, tears streaming down his face.Ma Shao said: "Go, go to someone's private land and pull some seedlings to make up here."This is a way, but who can pull it out from the private plot? The dog pee moss said: There is no private plot of my family in the river beach.Ma Shao said, "Go to Shoudeng's field? It's okay to pull out his seedlings! The dog urine moss went to Shoudeng's field and pulled out ten nests of seedlings, and asked if ten nests were enough. Ma Shao said thirteen nests, but Dog urine moss only pulled out an extra litter to mend.Ma Shao said: "Okay, I'll go back first. I finally ate some meat, which made you hungry again after all this tossing."If you shovel some more mud on the weir, it will not be poured again this evening.Remember, don’t tell anyone about this matter, even if you keep the lamp, don’t respond to any scolding!

Ma Shao left again.The dog urine moss consolidated the soil on the weir for a while, and suddenly there was a crash in the seedling field, which startled him. Looking over, there was a piece of broken glass in the paddy field with seedlings under the moonlight. Some birds flew up, but they couldn’t fly high. Almost two feet are still stepping on the water.Goupimo is not afraid of any birds, but he is worried. What if wolves are about to pass by the river beach? He howled, and after howling, it became more empty and silent. He didn't dare to stop, so he kept barking again and again. I knew how many times I yelled, and then the yelling became more and more urgent, and the yelling became more and more.

In fact, Goupiati stopped barking. It was all the frogs in the seedling field that were barking, and Goupiati thought it was him.Amidst the din of gongs and drums, when Gou pee moss was walking back, he thought that he was guilty of keeping the light, and he didn't get any meat at night, so he had to go back and smash the bones to boil the radish to eat, while he himself He also pulled out seedlings in the private plot, and then he pulled out eight nests of seedlings from the middle of the production team's seedling field, and replanted them in the field of Shoudeng's family.After walking out of the weir, the calls were still coming and going, and I realized that I had stopped calling. It was the frogs calling. I remembered that he had stood at the door to pee on a rainy night. After urinating, he still stood there and mistakenly thought that he was still there Pee, dog pee moss smiled in the moon field, and smiled again.

Passing Zao Huo's house, the courtyard door of Zao Huo's house was closed, and there was the sound of drinking and punching in the upper house. He heard the sound of the stove fire, the rooster voice of Bald Jin, and the mill.They must have drunk too much wine, their voices changed, and they laughed like rolling lumps and thunder.Goupiamos was lively even if he wanted to go in, but when he opened the door, he didn't want to go in again.The few of them secretly ate too much when cooking meat, and now they are drinking together again, so they hate that they gave Shou Deng some bones, and only gave him some beef louvers. If he goes in, the wine will definitely not Let him drink, but only make him run on small feet. If he is drunk, why don't he let him take him home? The dog pee moss took a sip, and walked past the courtyard gate of Zaohuo's house.

This alley is on the side of the hillside. Other alleys are door-to-door or the front door of one family faces the back window of the other. Only this row of houses has built houses along the bank of the hill, and there is a spring under the bank of the hill not far from the entrance.Just three or four meters to the east of the saponin tree, there is a zigzag dirt road on the slope, and Bald Jin built a toilet at the dirt road intersection.There are two boards in the toilet, and people squat up to pull the excrement, and the excrement falls into the urine cellar built on the slope.Everyone has accused Bald Jin of not building the toilet here, because people go to the spring to fetch water, and when they go up the zigzag dirt road, they often hear the sound of someone dropping excrement into the urinal in the toilet.The dog urine moss walked past, carefully, afraid of slipping and falling into the urinal pool, but suddenly someone said: Hey, hey.He looked back, but there was no one there.When I was about to leave again, there was another sound, a figure popped out of the toilet, it was the light guard.Goupimos said: What are you doing here? The light guard pulled him in and said in a low voice: Don't say anything.Hold down the head of the dog and stare at the gate of the bald Jin's house.Goupimos didn't understand what he was doing, and kept the lamp and whispered that those bastards gave him some bones. He was so angry that he didn't boil radishes. He took a mat and slept on the threshing floor. He had a headache, and he wanted to get a pillow when he got home. He passed by Zaohuo’s house and listened to people drinking, so he looked in through the crack of the courtyard door and heard footsteps in the courtyard. Bald Jin, Bald Jin must have drunk and wanted to go back to sleep, but it was Tianbu who came out.After Tianbu came out, he closed the door and looked up to the sky. He also looked up to the sky. In the sky, there were seven stars above his head. Tianbu looked to the left and right, and he also looked to the left and right. Feng, he only said that Tianbu was coming to the toilet to urinate or vomit, so he had to cough to remind someone in the toilet, but Tianbu went to the gate of Baldy Jin's house, picked up a small stone and threw it into the courtyard, and the courtyard gate A gap was opened, and the people in the door could not see their faces clearly, and their voices were half-scented. Tianbu said, "Did you pour water in the door hinge?" He squeezed in, and the door closed again.He has been standing in the toilet watching. Goupiamos said: Tianbu is also drinking at Zaohuo's house? Why is he going to Baldy Jin's house? Keeping the lamp said: What can you do, Japan ×! Gou Uitai said: No way, we are all drinking together, did Tianbu come to borrow something? Keeping the lamp said: Borrowing things can be borrowed for such a long time? What are you borrowing in the middle of the night? Birds borrowing nests?! The squatting pit in the toilet is made up of two wooden boards. The boards are clean enough to prevent people from stepping on feces, but the urinal under the boards is constantly gurgling, exuding a hot, sour smell.The unsanitary conditions can be tolerated, but the hateful thing is the mosquitoes, which quickly bite my legs and itch.They looked at the courtyard door at a glance, and the courtyard door was closed.A cat came out of the waterway under the gate of the courtyard, poked its head, and the dog whistled. The cat looked this way, and the dog whistled again. The cat said: "Wonderful!"In the distance of Zaohuo's house, there was still the sound of punching fists, and Zaohuo was saying loudly: "Baldy Jin, you can't stop drinking! You smashed my house so badly, someone else will have an enmity with you for three lifetimes, I ask you You drink, don't you drink well?! Bald Jin said: I drink, drink, smashing the house is Huang Shengsheng and Bacao's idea, I just follow to earn work points, squeak! Stove Fire said: Speak! Speak! Baldy Jin must have drank the wine in his mouth and couldn't swallow it. Under the pressure of the stove, he finally swallowed the wine and said, "This is so hot! Do you think I can't do it? Drink, drink to death! Stove fire, what will you do in the future?" , I will do it with you too, you say set up the table, I set up the table, you say close the back door, I close the back door, you say x and I will x who! Zaohuo said: I x you! Bald Jin said: Hehe, I am not a woman Is it?Mozi said: Don't waste wine if you can't drink it. Just this virtue, don't talk, don't talk! The noise suddenly stopped.Gou Uitai couldn't hold on any longer, and said: Why didn't he come out, what do we care about him?! Shou Deng said: They always bully us like a human being, and finally seized the opportunity, we don't care? Go and call Baldy Jin! The dog pee moss said: Why call? Keep the lamp and say: You go and tell Baldy Jin, his wife is calling him.The dog pee moss said: I won't go, I'm carrying a drum and looking for a mallet?! The light guard said: It's okay if you don't bark, light a cigarette for me.He took out a cigarette, and the dog urine moss took out a match and lit it. When it was time to light it for him, the lampkeeper waved the light, and the fire was bounced on the toilet shed, and the grass was lit.The dog pee moss was about to be extinguished, but the light guard pulled him down the zig-zag dirt road to the spring, and then took another road to the threshing field. Gou Uitao said: The grass shed will catch fire, right? Keeping the lamp said: Just let it catch on, the bald gold will come out, this is what you lit the fire! Gou Uitai was so shocked that his eyes were big, and said: It's not me! The light guard said: Who are you? Your match, you struck it by hand.Gou Uitai was scared and wanted to cry, but the light watcher said: "Light it up when it is lit, what is the straw shed in the toilet?" Gou Uitai said: You are not a good person! How can I be a good person? Keeping the lamp and asking the dog to pee moss, I sleep with him in the wheat field at night, and the dog pee moss doesn't sleep, so I go home.On the way home, he heard a commotion at Baldy Kim's house. In the second half of the night, Goupimos didn't fall asleep. He was afraid of these people in the village, and he was even more afraid of keeping the lights. Instead, he missed Bacao more and more. He felt that Bacao was the most powerful. Jin Mifu followed, although Mozitian Buzaohuo was dissatisfied, so what if he was dissatisfied, he cursed him behind his back when he was gone, and Shoudeng didn't even dare to lift his eyes when he saw Bacao.Alas, Bacao left and wouldn’t come back! In the morning, Goupitai fell asleep instead, and didn’t wake him up until his mother-in-law cooked the meal.Ma Shao came and reprimanded him why he didn't go to the rice field to see the water? Goupiati coaxed him to say that he ran away after eating beef and drinking cold water. Did he already know how to lie?When Goupitai arrived at the river beach, he didn't ask any questions until Ma Shao told him that Tianbu and Bald Jin Mozi drank at Zaohuo's house last night. After drinking half of it, Tianbu went to Bald Jin's house and Banxiang Fornication, Baldy Jin didn't even know about it, it was God's will, a meteor fell from the sky, and it happened to land on Bald Jin's toilet hut, and the hut caught fire. When Bald Jin came to fight the fire, he saw Tianbu from When he came out of his house, he quarreled with Tianbu. Tianbu said that he drank too much and went to the wrong door, and firmly denied that he had done anything with Banxiang.Bald Jin couldn't do it, so he called the branch secretary, but the branch secretary overwhelmed the volcano. Ma Shao said, "You don't know about this?" Dog urine moss said: I don't know. Ma Shao said, "How can you not know what's going on in the village?" Dog urine moss said: I don't know. Ma Shao said: Oh, once the bully left, you tadpoles have no fish to follow the waves? But twisted the ear of the dog pee moss, and said: Follow me from now on! Say, follow me! The dog pee moss said: I will not follow you. Ma Shao said: You broken hip, who is looking for who, follow the light guard! Dog urine moss said: I will not follow the light guard! Ma Shao twisted Gou Niati's ears again, and Gou Niati broke free and said: You twisted me twice, remember! Ma Shao said: Remember, you hit me? Goupiamos said: I can't beat you, someone can beat you. Ma Shao said: Who? The dog pee moss said: Overlord! Ma Shao laughed loudly and said: Ma Zihei can't come back, and Bacao can't come back either!