Chapter 37 Section 37

It hasn’t rained for a few days, the dogs don’t bite anymore, they lie in the shade and stick out their tongues, only cicadas shouting: hot, hot, hot—the men began to be unable to wear their coats, and there were sticks on their foreheads. Mint, walnut leaves in a circle on the waistband.The mother-in-law went to the third aunt's house to ask for some medicine powder, because the three chickens had a kind of worm, and they always lost their hair, so that their necks and buttocks were bare, so they needed medicine powder to poison them.As soon as he entered the courtyard of the third aunt's house, Tie Shuan's mother was there, naked to the waist, with her grandson on her back, and the grandson was whining, and the third aunt pulled Tie Shuan's mother's deflated cloth bag of milk onto her shoulders, letting her While the baby was breastfeeding, she took off her shirt and chased chickens all over the yard.The mother-in-law said, "Look at how hot you two are!" The third aunt said loudly, "I'm in my yard and I don't go out."Old age is not shameful anymore! Tieshuan's mother said: You have such a loud voice! The third aunt said: His mother's ears are stupid, she can't hear you when you speak too low.Tie Shuan's mother also raised her voice, saying: Oh, my mother, my ears are inflamed again? The mother-in-law said, "When it's hot, is it pus again?"Tie Shuan's mother said: Then you have to treat it well, don't become deaf! The mother-in-law said: "It's fine to be deaf, but you can't hear anything Qingxing."Just as I was talking, there were footsteps outside the yard, and my mother-in-law hurried to close the door, and there was dog pee moss running past in the alley, so my mother-in-law became angry and said, "You went to the river again, why didn't the water ghost entangle you?" !Goupiamos took a few pieces of hemp paper in his hand and said: If you don't let me go, why didn't I go?The mother-in-law said: Come here, come here! The dog urine moss came over, and the mother-in-law scratched his bare back, and immediately there were several white marks, and said: You still said that you didn’t go, and you didn’t enter the water. There are such white marks? The dog urine moss said quickly : Laocheng said to let the branch secretary catch some fish, I only went into the water for a while.Tieshuan's mother said: Laocheng's mother is so damp that she can't straighten her waist, and I don't see him find some wild honeycomb plaster for his mother, and give it to the branch secretary to catch fish? The third aunt said: Fish smells like fish, can you On the pot? Dog pee moss said: Take it as medicine.The mother-in-law saw a flea jumping on the foot, and it disappeared in the blink of an eye. She said, "There are fleas in your yard! The Secretary's illness is still not cured?" The third aunt said, "I don't know, the fishy fish can also cure the disease, so why is it so fishy?" Is it on the pot?Looking at the alleyway with my eyes, the alleyway is softened by the sun, steaming whitely, and the strands are like grass growing in the water, swaying unsteadily.

Third Aunt didn’t catch the chicken after all. The chicken didn’t want Third Aunt to catch it every day and stuffed her finger into its ass to wipe the eggs. It was so hot that there would be no eggs. If it escaped, it ran from the front alley to the back alley, and then ran to the east. lane.The branch secretary took a medicine jar and poured the medicine residue at the intersection. Most likely he saw it and said: The branch secretary is sick? The branch secretary said: Yes.Bacheng came over and kicked the dregs of the medicine, and said: Kick the dregs of the medicine away, and you won't be sick again.The branch secretary didn't talk to Bacheng, he put the medicine jar on the back window sill of the family, and walked forward along the alley.He was still wearing a black gown, with a clean white shirt inside, with his hands folded behind his back, a cigarette pipe and pot in his right hand, and the long pole tucked into the sleeve.Under the mountain gate, the two burnt ashes had been shoveled, and when the manure was applied to the field, the noodle fish scolded the dog. The dog belonged to Lao Shun's family. It chased a mouse along the side alley. Mian Yuer scolded: You meddle in your own business! The dog stopped to hate him, and the mouse burrowed into the cracks in the rocks at the base of the wall.Mian Yu'er stomped his feet to scare the dog, but the dog still didn't move. When the branch secretary came over, the dog ran away.Mian Yuer said: Snobby dog! Did the branch secretary eat it? The branch secretary said: No, treat me to dinner! Mian Yuer just laughed.The branch secretary said: Look, I scared you! What about Kaishi, Kaishi's wife is not pregnant yet? Mian Yuer said: I can't ask that, it looks like she is not pregnant yet.The branch secretary said: Do you want Kai Shi to hurry up! Don't run around all night without losing the house.Mian Yu'er blushed and said, "Secretary, Kaishi is not a good man, let you..." The secretary said: Why not, compared to pockmarks, Kaishi is a good young man.Mian Yu'er became more and more nervous, with sweat on his head, and said, "Secretary, I'm going to tell his mother about this... A book stared at the Manpo Road on the other side of the Yaoshen Temple. I wondered if the light guard saw him and didn't avoid him, did he want to look for him? But he didn't look at the light guard, and said to the fish on the opposite side: "It's nothing, the fish, aren't you adding soil to the pigsty again? Are you looking for him?" Look at this day, the sun is so big!

Sure enough, Shou Deng came to look for the party secretary. He told the party secretary that the confiscated things in the Yaoshen Temple were taken away by others. He went to get his pair of gauze-covered lanterns and blue and white vases, but they were not there. He said in a daze. Woke up.Shou Deng said: Other people's things can be taken back, but my family's things cannot be taken back. Is there such a policy? The branch secretary said: There should be such a policy.Shou Deng said: Policies are all set for people like us, well, the book is burned, and I don't want the lantern, but I have to give me the three blue and white porcelain vases, and I have to refer to it for firing the kiln.The branch secretary said: For many years, you have said that you want to burn blue and white porcelain, why can't you make it?! The lamp guard said: I am always uncertain about the color.What's more, Baizi and Dongsheng controlled the kiln with only that little ability, and let me do some things to transport the crucible.The branch secretary immediately became serious, and said: It is my instruction to let you transport the crucible. In the kiln, the first thing is to transform, and then to burn porcelain! Keeping the lamp suddenly faded again.The branch secretary said: If you want to study and refer to it, can you go to the Yaoshen Temple to see it?Shou Deng said: Isn't there no Cultural Revolution anymore? Party Secretary said: Whether it is the Cultural Revolution or not, it is the same as you.

After finishing speaking, the branch secretary shrugged his black coat, turned around and left. He knew that the lantern guard was still standing there, but he never looked back and walked to the entrance of the village. Son. The mother-in-law asked the third aunt for some medicine powder and wiped it on the chicken at home. The dog urine moss gave the hemp paper she was holding to the mother-in-law, saying that the paper was a branch secretary so that the mother-in-law could cut him a stone lion and stick it on the door.The mother-in-law was taken aback at the time. I don't know why the branch secretary asked her to cut the stone lion on a whim. This has never happened before.Of course the mother-in-law had to listen to the branch secretary, so the mother-in-law and grandson went to the village entrance under the sun.

The stone lion's body is clumsy and huge, and the carved stone pattern has been covered with moss over the years. Now the moss is green, and there are still some whitish and yellowish ones mixed together like fish scales and fish scales. It is wearing armor.It's a pity that half of the mouth was smashed, and the stone ball in the mouth was gone.The mother-in-law turned around the stone lion, looking for which direction to look at to cut the stone lion better, her head flattened, and pus came out of her ears again.She just sat there, letting the dog pee moss wipe her pus with leaves, and cut it up.She couldn't cut the work ordered by the branch secretary as she wanted, but once she cut it, she immediately immersed herself in the free movement of the scissors. She took a deep breath, her nose and mouth were like fire, but she also smelled the scissors. When we arrived at the bank of the village entrance, there was a refreshing smell of corn seedlings and rice seedlings growing in the paddy fields. This refreshing smell was a mixture of soil, vegetation, chicken excrement and cow dung, damp and spicy.A lion first appeared with its hind legs, rear hips, and waist. Gou Momo said happily: "Come out! Come out!" Gou Momo has seen a cow give birth to a calf, and that's how a cow gives birth to a calf. However, once the calf comes out The hind legs and buttocks, the midwife pulled the calf's hind legs out, and with a plop, the cow came out and the water came out, but the mother-in-law stopped cutting it for a long time, saying: What came out? Dog urine moss said : The lion was born! The mother-in-law said: Is the mother-in-law a lioness?! The mother-in-law and the grandson laughed, and their laughter was like a ball bouncing on the white ground.

When a lion was completely cut out, the branch secretary came. He looked at it and said: Where is the lion's mouth? You cut a lion without a mouth? Cut it again, cut it again, cut off the mouth, cut off the ball in the mouth! Do you know what that ball is? Dog pee moss said: Hydrangea! The branch secretary said: Hydrangea is under your feet Can you put it in your mouth? It’s a pill! The dog pee moss said: pill? The branch secretary said: You don’t understand, your mother-in-law knows. Of course my mother-in-law understands that whenever a stone lion stands at the entrance of a village, there is a folk legend that a long time ago, a monster was born in this mountain, and it often came out to hurt people and animals. One night, an old man with a white beard came to his home. After questioning, the old man saw that the man had made up his mind, so he took two spherical pills and told him, "Since you have this determination, I will give you two pills. When the monster comes again, you take the first pill first. After eating, you will become a lion and can eat the monster in one bite.After that, you take the second pill and you can return to human form.After that, the old man disappeared.Another day, the monster reappeared. After taking the first pill, the man turned into a mighty lion and rushed towards the monster. When the monster saw it, he was so frightened that he fled back to the forest and never dared to come out again.When the man put another pill into his mouth and was about to swallow it, he suddenly thought, if I change back into a human form, what should I do when the monster comes to attack me again? In order to calm the monster, he decided not to swallow the pill, and kept on Standing at the entrance of the village to look after it, it gradually turned into a stone lion with the pill in its mouth all the time.The mother-in-law told this legend to Goupimoss, and also told whether there were stone lions in Gulu Village before. She didn't know, maybe there was, and then it was destroyed for some reason. Anyway, she heard about it when she married in Gulu Village. The legend of the stone lion has never been seen before. It was the year of the land reform, when the branch secretary had someone chisel the stone lion and put it here.The mother-in-law told Gou Niati all this, and the mother-in-law also understood the intention of the branch secretary asking her to cut the stone lion.

When my mother-in-law was cutting the stone lion again, the branch secretary walked down the sidewalk by the side of the river. In the river beach, the corn seedlings planted were already four fingers high, while the rice seedlings planted in the rice field had not yet calmed down. Yellow and limp.He quickly ate a pot of cigarettes there, and then walked up to the side of the hill. Grandma had already cut it, and it was a mighty lion with a pill in its mouth. Satisfied, he put the paper flowers away and put them in the He opened the pocket of the white shirt, pressed the button, and then went to Mo Zi's house.

The rice seedlings hadn't calmed down yet, the branch secretary was anxious, and Mozi was also anxious.The fields needed water, and the canal was repaired, but the water flow was not large. They arranged labor to build a stone weir on the channel at the entrance of the canal to raise the water level of the river bed to ensure that the water flowed in during the day and night to irrigate the fields.When the water is poured into the ground, it needs to be managed by a special person. The mill ponders over who to send. First, the noodle fish is considered, but the noodle fish’s eyes are not good. Feeding the cows after Huanxi's death, he didn't put his heart into it. The time to feed the cows was either early or too late, and the cow pens were not well filled with soil, and the mud was always muddy. Everyone had a lot of opinions, so they decided to let the noodle fish take the place. He fed the cows and asked him to water the rice fields.But let me talk about it, and I don’t want to, saying that he dozed off a lot. If he was allowed to go, if he fell asleep by the rice field at night, the water would break the canal, and he couldn’t guarantee it.Mozi said: You are playing straw sandals all night at home, why don’t you fall asleep? He said confusedly: Isn’t it just to earn a few cents? I am old and love money.Mozi said: Is it because I love money and am afraid of death that I don’t fall asleep when I’m old?Confusedly said: drowsiness is rare, and love is crazy.Mozi said: I will send you a dog pee moss, if you get lost, let the dog pee moss call you.There is no reason to be confused, but he asks to send someone else and the dog to pee moss first, so that he has feelings for the cow, and let him feed it for a few more days, three days, only three days.Mo Zi had no choice but to let Ma Shao and Gou Uitai go to water the rice fields first.

Goupitai and Ma Shao didn't have much to say, the day just passed by, and at night, he asked Niu Ling to accompany him, but Ma Shao took a straw curtain to sleep on the road between the rice field and the lotus pond.After Ma Shao's mother died, Ma Shao also suffered from palpitations, and his body became heavy. He always let the dog pee moss run around to check how the water was doing, shoveling the water channels of this field, and plugging up the other. Tian's Shui Daozi.Dog urine moss said: I am exhausted! Ma Shao said: Your baby has soft legs.The dog pee moss also sat down angrily.Ma Shao said: You broken (Guquan), why don't you get tired after running back and forth with Bacao, so I can't command you?! Goupimoss said: Let us water it, not me Watering alone, why don’t you do it? Ma Shao said: I’ve been in poor health for the past few days, and I’ve lost my appetite... Goupi Moss said: I don’t want to eat anything when I go to the toilet?! Ma Shao took his shoes Just hit it, the dog urine moss flashed, and the shoe fell into the water.After such a fight, the dog urine moss did not go away again, and the shoes had to be fished out of the water for him.Gou Uitai said: Okay, okay, just sleep on the straw curtain and tell me jokes.But Ma Shao is not a person who can tell jokes. He fell asleep while sleeping on the straw curtain.When he fell asleep, he fell asleep, as if there was a pig sleeping there, but Ma Shao couldn't sleep well, he was flustered, and woke up after a while, thinking that the dog peeing moss and the cowbell talking loudly on the other side of the ground disturbed him.The voice of the dog urine moss and the cow bell became low, and the cow bell said: Why did you and the horse spoon water it? The dog urine moss said: He will leave in two days, let the confusion come.Niu Ling said: That is a lazy dog! The horse ladle who fell asleep on the grass curtain was about to shit, but his buttocks were kicked in the paddy field, and the water splashed him. , Lifted the four corners of the lotus leaf, and slapped it in the rice field, and a stench came along with the wind.Niu Ling said: You should pack it back and put it in your private plot!

On the third day, the dog peeed moss and reported to Mozi: Ma Shao was only trying to sleep all night, instead of letting Ma Shao water, it is better to just send him and the cow bell.Mo Zi said: Tomorrow I will go in a daze.However, Mo Zi didn't expect that in the afternoon, the sick cow in the cowshed died. When the cow died, the dog pee moss didn't know it.The cow died in the afternoon, and the mill asked Changkuan to kill the cow. Changkuan knew that the cow had bezoar, so he carefully removed the bezoar after cutting open the stomach. Many people came to see what the bezoar looked like, and the old cow had it. This bezoar is dead.Chang Kuan said: Poor cow, he has worked so hard all his life, he will leave a sum of money when he dies.The bald man Jin said: Bezoar is the liver disease of cattle, will the fish save some money for Kaishi? Everyone looked at the fish, and the fish was carrying his own ladder, holding a hammer and wooden prongs , prepared to peel off the cowhide and nail it to the wall, listened to the bald man's golden words, and made no sound, bent over to tie the straw sandals on his feet. .Chang Kuan's hands were covered with blood, and he wiped Bald Jin's mouth, and said in a low voice: "Which pot won't boil, which pot do you carry!" But Mian Yu'er said: "It's good that my liver can grow bezoar."Everyone fell silent for a moment.

The cowhide began to be peeled, and everyone found a large piece of black blood congealed on the left side of the cow's rib, and they were puzzled: this was beaten, and whoever beat the cow like this may have died after being beaten.Mozi also came over to look at it, and immediately shouted confusedly: How did this cow die? Confusedly said: I fed the feed once in the morning, and it just lay on the ground and couldn’t get up. After lunch, I put soil in the pen, and it still Lying down, I said it up, and at first glance, it was dead.Mozi said, "What's the matter with such a large bruise?" Confused, he said: "I don't know."The mill said, "You feed the cow, don't you know? Did you beat it?" Confused, he said, "It always lies down and can't get up to eat. Should I call it up with a stick?"The miller said: You yelled it with a stick, you just yelled it to death, why didn’t you die, you let the cow die?! Confusedly said: You cursed me to die? In terms of seniority, you should call me uncle, you Curse me to death? The mill is also on fire: you are an idiot! Get out, get out now, never come to the cowshed! Confused: You let me get out? I was appointed by the branch secretary! Let me get out?! Mill The son rushed into the earthen house next to the cowshed, threw out the confused quilt in the house, and threw out the shoe rake he had brought. The shoe rake jumped on the stone outside the courtyard gate, and the three The tooth was broken.Mihu rushed forward to fight Mozi, still using his method of catching eggs, but when he lowered his head and just rushed over, Mozi kicked him away. Mo Zi was the team leader, so he got confused, and everyone present was stunned.They pulled Mimi away, and Mimi still rushed forward. The bald man Jin said: You can polish the quilt, take the quilt and shoe rake back, go back! They went back with Mimi, and Mimi carried the quilt and shoe rake back Go away and say: I beat the cow, it deserves to die, I can beat it to death with just a few sticks? He kicked me so hard with his grinding feet, why didn’t I die? Bald Jin said: Anyway, it’s a sick cow, and it’s a dry cow. If you can't live, you will have meat to eat when you die.Confusedly said: That’s right, who doesn’t want to eat beef, Mozi doesn’t want to eat it? But he didn’t go back, and asked Bald Jin to accompany him to the party secretary to file a complaint, saying that Mozi kicked him in the crotch, so that he couldn’t get up now. Cut off children and grandchildren.Bald Jin said, you don't have a wife, even if you can get up, you won't have any children or grandchildren.Confused and scolding Bald Jin, Bald Jin smiled and said: I want to go to you.I retreated by myself. Cowbell has always been at the slaughtering scene. He is very active, skinning the cow long and wide. He used to help pull the cow's legs. There were many people pulling the cow's legs. If he was not allowed to pull the cow's legs, he would pull the cow's tail.The cow's left eye was still open, like a copper bell, the right eye was closed, and the eyelid was rotten, but there was a yellow mark under the eye. He knew that the cow had shed tears, so he stretched out his hand to press the left eye, wanting to let it go. The eyelids could be closed, but they couldn't, and the bull's eyes kept staring at him. He slapped the fly lying there, and took the little straw hat from the long and wide head and put it on the bull's head.Chang Kuan said: What are you doing? The cow bell said: The cow looks at me.Changkuan said: Go, grab the bullwhip! Only then did the cowbell know that the bullwhip is still so long in the cow's stomach.The bullwhip was cut off, and Bald Jin was holding it to hang on the pillars of the cowshed. Several women had already come in with big ring pots on their backs, ready to start the stove to boil water, and asked Bald Jin: What is that? Bald Jin said: OK Things, things that men also grow on.The woman said: What men have on their bodies, women don't? Bald Jin said: Sometimes they have them, sometimes they don't.The men just laughed.Mian Yuer said: Bald Jin, what are you talking about, hang that thing in a cool place, dry it in the shade, and make it into a rope for grinding rods.Shui Pi said: It's a pity to make a noose, and keep the wine for the branch secretary.Bald Jin said: Hey, Shuipi, your brain is so smart! Shuipi said: "Spiritual people don't have to be re-issued, I am still alive?" I didn't think about it, I didn't say a word, and the dog of Laoshun's family rushed over Hold the bullwhip.When Lao Shun came, his dog also followed, but no one paid attention to it. When the dog suddenly took the bullwhip in his mouth, he reacted and screamed, and the dog had already run out of the courtyard.Everyone chased them out and wanted to beat them with sticks. They were so anxious that they took off their shoes and threw them to beat them. The dogs ran along the ramp in front of the mountain gate, but no one could catch them, only the cowbell was still chasing them. The cow bell was driven to the west entrance of the village, and then went down to the mound, but he couldn't catch it anymore.Although the dog ate the bullwhip, the cowbell didn't get angry, but rather excited, so he didn't go back to the cowshed, but went directly to the paddy field on the river bank to see the dog pee moss. After the dog urine moss filled one bed with water, blocked the entrance, and then opened the entrance of another bed, the cow bell ran over from the bed and told about the dead cow.The dog urine moss said: Which cow died? The cow bell said: The cow with bezoar.The dog pee moss oh.Cowbell said: Are you unhappy about eating beef? Goupimos said: Are you happy?Niu Ling said: When I woke up in the morning, my mouth was drooling suddenly, and I didn't expect to have a good fortune.Have you ever eaten beef? The dog pee moss said: No.Niu Ling said: I have never eaten it. I heard that the beef is very delicious. It is chewy. The more you chew, the more you chew! In the distance, under the willow tree, because of the hot weather, there are trees blocking it, and the horse spoon is naked. On the grass curtain.The dog urine moss does not let the cow bell ring too loudly, lest the horse spoon listen to it.Niu Ling said: Everyone must have a share of the beef, and horse spoons can also be eaten.Goupiamos said: Just don't let him know! But Ma Shao suddenly screamed, got up and jumped there.The two ran over, and it turned out that a bee had stung his thing, which was red and swollen like a carrot.The dog urine moss said: ah, why did it sting so strangely! The horse spoon said: blow your nose quickly! The bee stings and wipes the nose to relieve the pain. snot.The dog urine moss said: Why don’t you sleep on your stomach? The horse spoon said: There is a wife underneath, I’ll sleep on the stomach?! The dog urine moss said: People often say that the damn thing faces upwards. The snot was smeared, and it was all over the thighs.Ma Shao scolded again: Where did the bee come from, it stings me! The dog urine moss was looking for it on the ground. The bee stung the human bee and died. Sure enough, I found a dead bee.But the bee is yellow, short and fat. This is not the wild bee in the locust forest on the Zhongshan slope.Ma Shao also came to see it, and scolded: Niulu Niulu, I x your mother! Many people in Gulu Village suffer from rheumatism, and Niulu's mother's rheumatism is the pain in the joints and joints of the whole body, and the pain makes her legs deformed. None of the fingers are straight.Niulu's uncle's house is in Xiahewan, and his uncle brought a box of bees. Of course, the bees make honey. Niulu's mother also ate honey for dog pee moss, but Niulu's mother has to catch three bees every day with stingers. Sting the sore spot on the body.Ma Shao scolded Niulu for not closing the beehive properly, and let the bees stung him. The dog pee moss said: Bees are flower pickers, how can they find your stinky place? Ma Shao was so angry that he said: Are bees four kinds of molecules? !Put on your clothes and go home, throw down a sentence: water well! Goupimoss and Cow Bell were preoccupied with slaughtering the cow. They didn't know if the cow was finished, or when the beef would be distributed, but they didn't dare to delay watering the rice fields until the sackballs were dark, and they poured water into the rice fields. In the largest paddy field, I ran to the cattle shed.The yard gate of the cowshed was locked.Goupiati said: Don’t kill cows here? Cowbell said: Are you killing cows here? After killing the cows, take the meat elsewhere? Is there a person in the yard? Goupiati said: People are inside. It's closed, the door is locked now! The two fell down.Niu Ling said: It is not possible that the members will not be given beef.The two walked away wistfully, but the dog urine moss said, "Hey, I smell the smell of meat. The two of them wrinkled their noses and smelled the smell of meat. The cow bell lay on the courtyard wall, from the toilet wall to the courtyard wall." On the road, I saw that there were lights on in the three rooms that the branch secretary had bought, and several people inside were eating a piece of cooked meat.The cow bell slid down and said: They are stealing food, let's climb over the wall and see if they dare to give us food?! The dog urine moss said: I dare not look over.Niu Ling said: Then you don’t want to eat it? Goupi Moss said: I want to, but I have a bad background.Just as they were discussing, there were footsteps in the courtyard, and the two of them kicked in the toilet without making a sound, when they saw the courtyard door was pulled, a gap was opened, a hand stretched out from the gap to unlock the lock, and the door opened.One person said, "Baldy Jin, you're such a fool, you even locked the door!" Bald Jin said, "If it's closed, wouldn't others know someone is there?" He hiccupped.It was Tianbu who spoke, and Tianbu said: Don't belch so loudly, let people know that you eat meat! Bald Jin said: How much meat does a bull's head have?The meat is boiled, and I can’t take a few bites. Who got into the stomach to see? The last ones came out were Zhishu and Changkuan. What is it? Changkuan said: You take it.The branch secretary picked it up, and said to Mozi: I'll take mine away first, and you go tell the commune members to share the meat.Let me tell you that when you eat beef, you have to think about the cow. You have worked hard all your life to cultivate the land, and when you die, you will give us the meat to eat.Mozi said: Yes.The branch secretary also said: tidy up the house, don't let people see a fire here, it will have a bad effect.The branch secretary left, and so did the mill, and Changkuan opened the courtyard door wide, and went in again to take out the gas lamp and hang it on the post of the cowshed.Tianbu asked loudly where the hammer is, where is the hammer? Gouiati and Niuling came out of the toilet and ran quietly to the alley. Gouiati said: I thought we couldn’t eat beef! Niuling said: I only said that the village cadres serve the people, but it turns out that the shitty ones are also eaten! Goupiati said: I dare not say that! Cowbell said: Who made me anxious, I will say it! Goupiati said: Then I didn’t see it.Niu Ling said: Your status is not good, so you are not allowed to testify.But he smelled the dog pee moss with his nose, and said, "What stinks, did you step on shit?" The dog pee moss looked down at the shoes, and the shoes were stepped on feces, so he rubbed them on the ground, and said, "How much do you think a person can share?" ?Niu Ling said: "Don't mind him, anyway, I'll eat it overnight."Do you have radishes at home? Goupimos said: What do you want radishes for? Niu Ling said: Shredded beef and fried together with shredded radish, the shredded radish will become shredded beef.At this time, the mill rang the clock in front of the door. The sound of the bell was not loud, but everyone heard it as if thunder rolled from the sky, the alley was buzzing, and the children in the yard cheered, some shouted loudly, some shouted, it seemed that everyone was in a panic With their ears closed, they waited for the bell to ring, and then they all came out of the house with basins in their hands.In the afternoon, almost everyone knew that the cow was dead and was being killed, so they all ran to see it. Later, the mill said that they would cut the meat and wash it, and asked everyone to go back and wait for the meat to be divided at night.Now people are so excited standing in the alley, while beating the pots with their hands, they are talking about how much meat this cow can kill, and how much meat can be divided according to the head.The dog pee moss trotted home, and as soon as he entered the yard, he shouted: Po, po, share the beef! Po did not seem to be in the house, but wet firewood was simmering in the house to smoke the mosquitoes, and the smoke choked and sneezed a few times. He took the earthen basin from the cover of the cabinet, but thought the earthenware basin was too small, so he replaced it with a larger one, only to see the mother-in-law sitting on the edge of the kang in the small house.Goupiamos said: Po, the beef is going to be divided! Po is still silent.The dog pee moss approached, and the mother-in-law was crying.He said: Let’s share the beef, mother! The mother-in-law said: I am happy for you, and you are so happy when your mother-in-law is dead?! The dog urine moss porcelain is there.Po must have known that the cow was dead and that the beef was going to be divided, but he didn't understand what Po said.The mother-in-law said it, she looked at the dog pee moss, but held the dog pee moss in her arms, and said: It's okay, if there is beef, you can share the beef.Goupiamos said: Niu Ling said to fry it with shredded radish, shall we give him a radish? The mother-in-law said: OK, OK. The dog urine moss came to her husband's house with a clay pot, the yard was full of people, the gas lamp was surrounded by a group of flying insects to form a black circle outside, the mill was pointing to the names of the heads of households, and one was lit, look at the sky cloth When cutting the meat, the cut meat is placed on the weighing pan and weighed by length and width.If a person has three taels of meat, the meat will be cut more or less, and the scale will be higher or lower, and Tianbu will cut some beef liver, beef heart and tripe to add or subtract.Originally, the family had a large population, so they cut a piece of beef and built a pile of beef louvers. Originally, they said: Why do you give me so many beef louvers? Tianbu said: Pork and offal go together.Originally said: Why didn't Banxiang put it in the water? Banxiang immediately said: "Your eyes, I put a bone, did you see it?" Tianbu said: What the hell! Originally said: I bitten? It's not fair. ?Tianbu became dry, put down the knife and said: You are fair, you divide it, you come! Everyone said: Tianbu divides, Tianbu divides.Tianbu said: Everyone is watching, why am I being unfair?! Niu Lu pushed the original away.The yard was bustling again, and some people said, what kind of meat is this for one person?The man said, "One ox only killed this bit of meat. It's fine if it's the big black steer."When Mo Zi heard this, he said, "You fart. You hope that all the cows in the production team will die, so you plow the land!" Everyone said: "Slap and slap!" The man slapped himself, and everyone laughed again.Ma Shao also came, and he walked with a limp, and immediately several people were saying: Ma Shao, I heard that he was stung by a bee? Ma Shao saw Niu Lu and scolded: Niu Lu, you have to pay me! Lu said, "Are you sorry?!" The people next to him started booing, saying, "I have to ask Ma Shao's wife if she is willing or not. Huichun, Huichun!"The bald man Jin said: Rejuvenation has not come, so you think it is okay to let Niulu replace the ladle? Lao Shun pulled it back and forth, and said: Listen to this blind (Guquan) nonsense, don't bother him.But when the meat was distributed to Lao Shun, the length and width lowered the scale. Lao Shun said: What is this?Lao Shun was only saying to Tianbu: add more, add tongue.Changkuan said: You can’t add tongues, your dog has a bullwhip in its mouth, and a bullwhip weighs so much, you’re not satisfied! What else would Lao Shun say, but the people behind pushed Lao Shun away, but rushed back and forth to say : Changkuan, if the dog ate it, we ate it? Changkuan said: Do you think that dog is your dog? He said back and forth: We still have mice in our house. The mice ate the crops in the field, so you don’t give us much Food? What are you doing? If you are asked to hold a scale, you will arrest people?! Changkuan said: I am nothing, what are you? Didn’t you just crawl out of the river! He rushed forward again, and said: Are you exposing my shortcoming?! I want to grab the long and wide face, and when the long and wide dodged, the scale pole hit the gas lamp, and the gas lamp shook, and suddenly the figures on the four walls moved wildly.Someone shouted: Goat epilepsy going back and forth, goat epilepsy is going to happen! The mill roared: What are you shouting for?! The crowd fell silent, and the mill cut the beef tongue into three pieces with a knife, and put one on the weighing pan , Said: Well, take it away, take it away. When it was the cowbell's turn, the cowbell got a cow's nose, and the cowbell said, "isn't this meat?"Tianbu said: This is not meat. What is it? Mozi said: Baby is alone, give more.Tianbu took the cow's tongue and cut it into a third, but it was not weighed, and put it in the basin of the cowbell. Take care of them all.The dog urine moss squeezed up and said: That's good! No one seemed to understand what he said, there was not much meat in the basket, and the sky cloth was pulled back and forth, and the last thing caught was some beef venetian leaves.Goupiamos said: That's all?! Standing behind him was Shui Pi, who said: The rest of the poor and lower-middle peasants are all undivided.Tianbu said: "The beef louver is delicious."The dog pee moss said: I want to eat that piece of meat.Behind Shuipi was Shoudeng, who said: "Cut a piece of meat for the dog's pee moss. I want beef venetian leaves."Mozi said: Don't divide it first.The light guard said: I am not a member of the commune? Mo Zi said: I will let you be the last one to talk about it, are you still stubborn? Gou Uitai looked at the light guard, and he didn't say anything, so Tianbu put the cow louver on the weighing pan .After weighing, the dog will not leave the moss.Chang Kuan said: Why don't you leave? Goupi Moss said: My mother-in-law is a widowed old man.Changkuan looked at the mill, but the mill didn't make a sound.Dog urine moss said: I am also an orphan.Mo Zi still didn't snort.Shui Pi said: You want to take care of it, your family is obviously a mother-in-law and grandson, how can you talk about it separately.Goupimos said: My mother-in-law has no sons or daughters, and I have no mother or grown-up.Shui Pi said: Take care of the four types of molecules? Move the dog urine moss to the side. The dog pee moss is so angry, he pursed his mouth and gritted his teeth.He suddenly thought of Bacao, Bacao is no longer a human being, Bacao can still protect him, if Bacao is still there, Shuipi will not be so arrogant, and if he is arrogant, there will be no one who will not help him! Dog pee moss Thinking of this, he blurted out: Bacao asked me to take his share of meat on his behalf.Also added a sentence: Bacao is a poor peasant! Tianbu immediately said: What are you talking about? The cow just died, when did Bacao tell you to pick up the beef on his behalf? The dog's moss face burned all of a sudden, and he said: When he left, he said that the village had distributed something, and asked me to get it for him. Tianbu said: Did you know when he left? Where did he go? The more Shishitai explained, the more unclear he got up, he hesitated and said: I don't know, I really don't know, I want to know that I am thundering. Mozi said: What has he done to Gulu Village? He still wants to divide the meat, divide the excrement! Next, next! Gou Uitai didn't dare to speak anymore, and stood aside with a cow louver basin, but he didn't leave.He looked at each person who had divided the beef. The cows in the cowshed were not asleep. He also looked at the crowd who divided the beef. The old bull's head became a skeleton, which was placed on the table under the lamp.Finally, the division was over, and there were still lanterns and cowbells left in the yard, and the mill was beating the meat basket, eating a few bone crumbs.The light guard said: "The meat is gone."The mill said, "It's gone."Shou Deng said: Then there is no meat for me? The mill said: I specially left those bones for you. The bones were smashed, and there is so much bone marrow that you can cook a pot of oily radishes.He said to Niu Ling, "Why don't you leave?" Niu Ling said, "I'll wait for the dog to pee moss, and go to his house to get radishes."Mo Zi said to Gou Uitai: You broken condyle, I originally wanted to cut a bit of beef tongue for you, what are you doing with those words? Gou Uitai said: You said you would take care of it.The mill said: Good, good.Lifted the skull and put it into the basin of dog pee moss, saying: There is no meat on it, and I feel that I have eaten meat.