Chapter 2 chapter 2

In the yard, in the alleyway, as well as in the kiln, by the spring, in the bushes, or even on people and dogs, dog urine moss will suddenly smell that smell, and no one can believe it when it is said.This broken (bone spring), what lies do you have to say? They flicked bubbles on his forehead with their fingers, (kou bang) (kou bang) (kou bang), as if they were about to smash a gourd ladle .Lian De said, what a listless person, when he was recording work points on the table at the team headquarters, he heard the dog pee moss asking Huanxi: Mr. Huanxi, do you smell anything? If you are confused, you can call the dog urine moss and say: What smell do you smell again? The dog urine moss said: I smell it.He had to say that he put his hand under his own butt, farted, and quickly put his hand on the nose of the dog's pee moss, and said: What smell is this?!

Goupimos felt aggrieved because he could really smell that smell.And what surprised him was that when he passed the door of Mazihei, he smelled that smell. Soon after, Mazihei's mother died, and he smelled that smell in the reed garden on the river bank. Five days later, there was an explosion in the Zhou River. flood.Also, I smelled it once in the backyard of Tugen's house. A chicken in Tugen's family was caught by a weasel. I smelled it once on Mian Yu'er. Mian Yu'er's two sons, Kaishi and Shuozi, had red necks and blushed faces. There was a fight.Niu Ling spread these things to others. Niu Ling believed in the strangeness of dog urine moss, but pestered the dog urine moss and said: "Here, where is there a rat hole for storing grain? Niu Ling was at the south entrance of the village last year A mouse hole was found on the mound of the earth, and half a liter of corn was hidden in it. Later, I went to dig it everywhere, but never found it again.The dog urine moss said: I can't smell it, but I can smell it and I won't tell you.Niu Ling said: Hmph, then I won’t give you persimmons either.There are two pieces of dried persimmons in Niu Ling's pocket, one of which was originally intended for the dog to urinate, but now he does not give it away.The dog piss moss went to grab it, and the two of them went crazy in the alley. They even had their arms full, knocking the branch secretary who came out of the alley to the ground, and the pipes in the sleeves fell out.Niu Ling hurriedly called Master, and Gou Niati also said: Master, Party Secretary, I didn't mean it.

The branch secretary laughed and said: I know you don't dare to do it on purpose, but it hurts your nose? The dog's urine moss's nose bumped into the bunch of keys on the secretary's trouser belt, and it turned red like pepper water. Cowbell said: Oh, now the dog urine moss can't smell the smell! The branch secretary said: Don't talk nonsense about what smells or doesn't smell. Niu Ling said: Dog pee moss can really smell a smell, as soon as he smells it, some strange things happen in the village.The branch secretary suddenly became serious, and he said: "You dog pee moss, you have a bad background, don't spread rumors, be good, don't cause trouble for me!"

Dog Pee Moss didn’t dare to tell people that he smelled that smell anymore, but he still smelled it from time to time, so he went to tell the tree that he felt that the tree was solid, and that the tree would grow there forever, unlike clouds, which always grow there. Run with the wind.He said: What's the matter? The tree shook its leaves and clapped its hands like a ghost.He also asked about pigs. He liked pigs better than chickens and dogs. Pigs were mostly silent and walked slowly.But after the pig listened to his question, the pig still didn't say a word, and the wrinkles on its forehead were like a pile of ropes.The dog pee moss could only tell the mother-in-law quietly, and the mother-in-law became scared. She checked the dog pee moss's nose again. The inside is clean, what kind of nose is this! She said: It is because of the cold weather, maybe it will be fine once the winter is over.The mother-in-law said so, but since then, the mother-in-law has cut paper flowers and no longer stick them on the windows, nor on the rice noodle jars placed on the cabinet lids, but cut more paper. The flowers should be pressed under the pillow of the dog's urine moss, and put in the pocket of the dog's urine moss.She thinks that those flowers and trees that are in full bloom show their souls, and those that are smart and able-bodied are human spirits, even those birds flying in the sky, pigs, dogs, cows and cats running on the ground, they are all possessed by spirits, she So I cut out the shapes of these things and kept muttering, asking them to protect my grandson.

The dog urine moss still smelled that smell inadvertently, he couldn't say it, he kept it all in his stomach, and he became a lot worse.People in the village would stand there in a daze when they saw him motionless, or in the long alleyway, behind a certain wall, he would timidly peep at something, and when he saw someone coming, he shrank his head and walked away.No one cares whether the dog pee moss goes away or not. It's like a cat walking in the alley, or the wind blows leaves and firewood.It's just that he ran into a bully, and the bully pulled his protruding ears and said: Why are you not happy?

Dog urine moss asked Bacao to pull his ears, but it didn't hurt. He said: I have a bad background. Bacao said: You don’t have a good background and you still don’t like it? If you’re happy, let’s run a little way for everyone... The dog pee moss said: I have been running on the small foot road. Bacao said: Run away.Have you smelled that smell again lately? The dog pee moss said: no in the past ten days. Bacao said: No, Gulu Village is suffocating people to death, why is there no smell? Dog urine moss said: Really not. Bacao seemed very disappointed. He stretched out his hand and tore apart a spider web in the corner. There was a spider sitting on that web. The pattern on the spider’s back was like a grimace. Just now, the dog pee moss was still thinking about it, and he had never seen this kind of spider before. Ah, Bacao pulled out one of the spider's long legs, and then pulled out the other long leg, and the spider was making a hissing sound.The dog pee moss couldn't bear to look at it, and he jumped up.

Ba Cao is the most handsome man in Gulu Village. He is tall, broad shoulders, and has white teeth on a clean face.He jumped a bit, wanting to remove a bunch of hair on Bacao's forehead, so as to prevent the spider's legs from being pulled out, but Bacao was tall, so he didn't get the hair from Bacao's forehead. Bacao said: What are you doing? Dog urine moss said: Your hair blocks your eyes. Bacao let go of the spider, straightened his hair, but looked at the dog pee moss for a long time, and said: Tell me, how can you smell that smell, how do you feel when you smell that smell?

Goupiamos said: I feel like my dad is coming. Tyrant said: Your father? You know your father?! Dog urine moss said: I don't know. Bacao said: I don't know either.I heard that Mrs. Cang went to the town to go to the market, and when she came back from the market, she took you back. I don't know if someone gave you to Mrs. Can in the town or Mrs. Can picked it up on the way back. It was Bacao who said this, Gou Niati liked Bacao even more, and Bacao still cared about him, because no one in the village had ever said such words to him, and even the mother-in-law said that he used a strainer from the river The one that was picked up by the fence jumped out of the cracks in the rocks, but Ba Cao said that he was carried by his mother-in-law.

Goupiati often thought of his grandfather. At the meeting to criticize Doupo, they said that his grandfather was in Taiwan and was an officer of the Kuomintang, but where was Taiwan and what was an officer of the Kuomintang, he could not imagine what his grandfather looked like.He also thought about his parents, who should be his parents? Zhouhe Shangxia, he has been to Luo Town, Xiahewan Village and Dongchuan Village. What kind of people would his parents be? Gou Niati had an idea by chance that his father should never be like Shou Deng. It would be fine if she was like a domineering woman. As for the mother, who is better to be like? Don’t talk like Mian Yu’er’s wife, and don’t talk like a bald golden daughter-in-law. Tianbu’s daughter-in-law has a good temper, but she has bad eyes , It should be like Dai Hua, he thinks Dai Hua is thin-skinned and tender, and always smiling.

Since then, Goupiati loves to go to Bacao, but he can't understand Bacao's temper. Sometimes when he sees him, he grabs his ears and praises his ears as soft as cotton, talking and laughing, but sometimes he gets bored. Let him hang out.He saw Bacao packing up the box of spiked shoes, and he said: Are you really going to spike shoes? Bacao said: If you don’t spike shoes, who will give me pocket money? He said: I’m going to live in that cabin? Bacao said: Then Why build a log cabin? He said: Then I will go with you.Bacao said: Are you my tail? He said: I will run for you.Bacao carried the spiked box to the cabin on the side of the road, and he followed closely, until Bacao picked up a lump of dirt and smashed it in front of his feet, and the lump of soil blossomed into a flower, but he still did not leave .Bacao said: The hot radish sticks to the dog's teeth and can't get rid of it?! He said: I will stick to you.Bacao just laughed and said: "Okay, okay, then go find the fire!"

The men in Gulu Village all eat cigarettes, and Bacao also eats cigarettes. Others eat cigarettes in dry tobacco pots, and Bacao uses paper to roll cigarettes.Ba Cao asked him to find fire, but he was not willing to go.He didn't want to go because he wanted to go to the cabin with Ba Cao. If he went home to get matches, his mother-in-law would definitely not let him go out and run wild again. Moreover, he didn't want to take out his matches.However, Bacao asked him why he was not willing to go looking for fire, but he didn't say the real reason, he said: It's okay to go to other small paths, but I won't go to look for fire.Bacao said: You don’t listen to me?! He said lazily: You don’t listen to anyone in the village, I’m like you! Bacao said: You have to listen to me! Let me tell you, I am different from you I am a poor and lower-middle peasant, and no one can do anything to me. If you come from a bad background, you have to listen to me.I told you to look for the fire, I’m here to teach you. In addition to running around for others, you should carry a fire with you when you go out. If anyone wants to eat cigarettes, you can hand the fire to him. If he doesn’t see you again, he won’t say anything to you. . But the dog pee moss said: I am specially used to hold fire for people?! Ba Cao looked at the dog peeing moss expression, suddenly became irritable, and cursed: You don't understand! The bully scolded the dog pee moss, but the dog pee moss didn't dare to say anything, so the bully told him, what's so shameful about going out with a fire, you Kuomintang officer's residue, you're a fly and you think the toilet is unhygienic? What's more, it's just Let you go out with a fire.Did you know that at the earliest time, fire was very important to people. Primitive tribes, you don’t know what a primitive tribe is. From the beginning of people, primitive tribes sent important talents to guard the fire. Goupimos said: Can I be important in Gulu Village? This made Goupiati very proud. He felt that Bacao was different from others. This is a good suggestion.From the next day, he started to bring matches when he went out. No matter in the village alley or working in the field, he would go wherever there were many people, observing who might want to eat cigarettes, and whoever had just put a cigarette on the pot. When the smoke was over, he went to light the fire.Even later, everyone didn’t bring fire with them when they went out. They wanted to eat cigarettes, and shouted: “Dog pee moss, where’s the fire?!” What about cigarettes? However, after carrying matches in my arms for a long time, the match box often rots, and the phosphorous surface that wipes the fire also wears off the phosphorous, so I can't wipe it off no matter how I rub it.Later, he actually mastered the technique and didn't use the scales at all. He just stuffed the matchstick into his ear to warm it up, and then took it out. With a sudden stroke on the wall or even the sole of his shoe, the match was lit.When others asked what the trick was, he refused to teach him. He held the flame with both hands. The flame was like a frog's little heart, and it was sent to those who needed it.After that, he didn't carry matches on his body anymore, thinking that the matches were bought by his mother-in-law and should not be too wasteful, so he rubbed the match at home and took the lighted match with him when he went out.The matchlocks are made of corn tassels, and the dog urine moss rubs its own corn tassels whenever it is free. After rubbing its own corn tassels, it goes to other people's houses to ask for it. superior. Goupiamo's popularity gradually improved, but Bacao became more and more eccentric.Ever since I built a small wooden house by the side of the road to repair tires with spiked shoes, as soon as I had a few pennies in my hand, I went to the consignment store opened by Hejia to buy wine and drink. I got top-heavy from drinking, threw stones into the lotus pond, and pissed moss on the dog. He wants the pebbles to grow tails in the water.How can a stone grow a tail in the water? Of course the dog pee moss doesn't believe it.The stone did not grow a tail in the water, but it surprised a frog and jumped out.Bacao also said that the owl is the god of the sky, and the frog is the god of the earth.Goupiati said: Why is that? Bacao said: Do you know Nuwa? Goupiati said: I don’t know.Bacao said: You definitely don't know, and you don't know what a myth is. In the myth, there is a hole in the sky, and there is a water leak in the sky... The dog urine moss said: Ah, it rains because there is a hole in the sky? Bacao said: Nuwa is using The sky is mended by stones, and Nuwa was born by a frog.Dog urine moss said: Frogs can jump to the sky? Bacao said: Don’t interrupt when I am talking, can you?! Have you ever seen fish in water jumping on dry land? Frogs swim in water when they are tadpoles , turned into a frog and can jump on the dry land again.Gouyumo thinks this makes sense.But Bacao said: I may also have changed from a frog.Goupimo didn't believe it again, and said: How can you be changed by a frog? The frog has a big mouth and a big belly, and the stove fire is the frog.Stove Huo just came over and said: What are you talking about, I don’t see anyone gossiping behind their backs! Goupimos said: Uncle Stove Fire, Brother Bacao said that frogs are gods, and he was transformed from frogs.Zaohuo said: He said he was Zhu Dagui, so you think he is Zhu Dagui?! Bacao said: Zhu Dagui is a fart! The dog urine moss was stunned, Zhu Dagui is the party secretary of Gulu Village, Bacao dares to say that Zhu Dagui is a fart? Zaohuo said: Okay Bacao, Ma Shao in our village obeys everyone, but you don’t accept anyone you see! Bacao said: What’s the matter? Zaohuo said: Not so .Niulu loves to pick up dung, and he spends all day looking for the whole village's dung to be picked up by himself. You are nailing your shoes now, and I hope that you will nail all the shoes of Gulu people! Bacao said: You think I will be Spikes? The dog pee moss said: also mend the tire miles.Bacao tugged at the dog's pee moss ear, and said: Come here, Zaohuo, come here.He started to untie his trouser belt, took something out from the crotch, and said: Look what I have grown on it? Zaohuo said: Isn't it just a mole.Bacao said: You have it? Who have you seen? Stove fire said: Pretentious! Sneered and left. The more arrogant Ba Cao is, the more the villagers criticize him, and he doesn't bother to get along with the group, but when he goes to the cabin, or when he comes back from the cabin, he will sit in front of Xingkai's courtyard and eat cigarettes diagonally opposite.Outside the gate of Xingkai's house, there is an elm tree against the courtyard wall, and a clock hangs on the tree. Xingkai's father is the captain, and the clock will be turned on at three o'clock every day.As soon as he sat on the wall and smoked, the courtyard door would sometimes open, and he would come out with apricots, and sometimes the courtyard door would open and come out with apricots. The trough said: I see the clock on the tree.Manpan said: What's the point of the clock? Bacao said: I see how the bell is rising in the air.Manpan said: Why haven’t you paid the commission to the production team for the shoes you have nailed for so long? As soon as the commission was mentioned, Bacao got up and left, and Manpen wanted to scold: What kind of goods?! Niu Ling told Gou Niu Tei that he should not follow Ba Cao all the time, Ba Cao has a bad reputation, so Gou Niu Mo pointed his fingers and said to Niu Ling: Count the number, is Ba Cao the only one who treats me well in the village?There is another reason that Goupiati didn't mention: Ba Cao is a poor and lower-middle peasant, and he looks decent.Wang Shanren once said, when you meet some people, you find them inexplicably kind, and those people were your relatives and friends in the previous life; when you meet some people, but inexplicably dislike them, that person was your enemy in the previous life.Gou Uitai thought that there must be some reason for him and Ba Cao in his previous life.He took a basket of radishes to the spring to wash, and Ba Tiao dragged his black dog to the spring as well. The two passed by the bald Jin's house on the bank of the spring.Bald Jin's daughter-in-law, Banxiang, burned water to wash her hair in the courtyard, without covering the courtyard door, and said, "What are you doing here?" Bacao said, "Go to the spring and wash the dog white."Banxiang said: People say you are weird, really weird, black dog can wash white? Bacao said: Why can’t it wash white? What about bald gold? Banxiang said: He went to Nanshan to change Baogu, today When I get back, I have to wash my hair.Bacao whispered to the dog pee moss: He came back to ask for a dick, not a hair! Gou pee moss sneered, pulled the dog for Bacao, and the two left.Banxiang said: Let’s go? Don’t you even look at whether my hair is long or Xingkai’s hair is long? Bacao said: Long hair but short knowledge! Banxiang said: Hmph, you only know Xingkai! When he got to the spring, Goupitai said: She said that about you and Xingkai, why didn't you say anything? Bacao said: What are you talking about? Goupimos said: She gave you and Xing a reputation! Bacao said: What is the reputation of being blind? How can this not be a reputation? Gou Niati thinks that the bully's tacit consent to half-sweet words is deliberately to make public. Goupimos said: Xingkai called me Uncle! Bacao said: What if I call you uncle? Gou Uitai said: You can bring trouble to anyone, but you can't bring trouble to Xingkai! Bacao turned around and said: You control me? You control me too?! Immediately he pushed the dog into the spring, the dog's tail was still on the edge of the spring, and the water was bubbling and bubbling.The dog urine moss was frightened and did not dare to make a sound.Bacao lifted the dog up, but his voice calmed down, and he said, "If I don't let you talk too much when I'm bored, don't talk too much. You can wash it." Goupimos knows that a black dog cannot be washed into a white dog, but he still washes the dog.