The dog pee moss didn't understand why, he just climbed up the cabinet cover to smell the smell on the wall, and the oil bottle on the wooden peg fell off. This is blue and white porcelain, an old product! My mother-in-law said that when she married in Gulu Village, this bottle was always used to store soybean oil in her house. .The dog pee moss was put on the square table, and there was a small bench on the square table. Just when it climbed on the cabinet cover, the wooden prongs on the wall snapped, and the bottles fell and turned into a pile of porcelain. piece. The mother-in-law was combing her hair on the threshold. Her hair was still thick, but it was all white. After a while, she would take some hair from the comb, twist it around, and stuff it into the crack in the wall next to the door frame.Small clusters of hair nests have been stuffed in the cracks of the wall. Waiting for the sound of the bicycle with the basket on it to yell in front of the stone lion at the entrance of the village, he can exchange it for hot pot of sugar.With a bang, the mother-in-law asked: What's the matter? The dog urine moss said: The oil bottle fell.The mother-in-law ran in with a comb on her hair and beat him with the broom behind the door.I took a broom and saw a puddle of oil on the ground. I hurriedly picked it up on the plate with a spoon. I couldn’t clean it up. I dipped my finger in it. After dipping a little, I scraped it on the edge of the plate until it couldn’t be scraped anymore. Wipe it on the mouth of the dog pee moss again.The dog urine moss stuck out his tongue and licked it.The mother-in-law said: Lord Broken, it’s just this little oil, you broke it for me? The dog pee moss said: I went to smell it, and it fell off.The mother-in-law said: What is the smell, where is the smell?! The dog urine moss said: There is a smell, I smell a smell.

It has been several days, and dog pee moss always smells a smell.This is a smell that I have never smelled before. It is strange and comes suddenly. Some are like camphor, peaches are rotten, shoes, vinegar, and some are like Liuliu powder, er, just mixed like that , indescribable taste.Where did these smells come from? He searched everywhere, but couldn't find them. The mother-in-law said: Is your nose rotten? The tip of the dog's urine moss was lifted up, and the nasal cavity was fine. The mother-in-law wiped the snot and wiped it on the sole of the shoe.Dog urine moss said: I just smelled the smell, I thought it came from the wall.The mother-in-law looked at the wall of the central hall. The wall was whitewashed with white clay. On the top of the cabinet was a portrait of Chairman Mao, and next to it was the wooden prong on which the oil bottle was hung. The wooden prongs were all broken.The mother-in-law was stunned for a moment, but said: Hit the bottle when you smell it? The dog urine moss said: I didn't hit it, it fell by itself.The mother-in-law said: You are still stubborn, stubborn, you are stubborn?! The broom started fighting again.The mother-in-law hits, the dog pee moss jumps, and the mother-in-law and grandson circle around on the ground.The broom hit the dog's buttocks, and the dog used his hands to protect it, and the broom hit his hands.The cat crawled under the leg of the table and said, "Oh, it hurts, it hurts." The cat kicked the cat with pee moss, but it didn't cry out.The mother-in-law said: You still don’t run away after hitting you?! Goupimos then ran out the door.The mother-in-law is still beating, but in fact she has already hit the ground behind the dog's peeing moss with the broom; the dog's peeing moss has run to the entrance of the alley, and the mother-in-law is still using the broom to beat the courtyard door frame.

There was no snow and no wind that day. The snow that fell a few days ago swept into the gutters on both sides of the road. The snow and mud were mixed together, and there was a rattling sound when you stepped on it, but your shoes were not wet.However, the edge of the tile groove of the courtyard wall is covered with icicles, and some of them fall from time to time, poking straight into the mud and snow.The dog's urine moss has short legs, and it needs to shake its arms vigorously to run fast, and the Eucommia tree at the entrance of the alley shook violently.This is the eucommia tree from Goupiatai's family. He thought it was his body shaking that made him feel the tree shaking, but he stopped, and the eucommia tree was still shaking, making the sky creak and creak.

There are a bunch of people under the tree, there are field buds, some are long and wide, some are bald, and there are stoves and heels.The hot summer has passed, but the winter is so cold that the stones are frozen badly. They took a rest after stirring up a pile of manure for the production team. Mouth and hands.Although the sun is still in the sky, it is a little fart-red in color, and the heat coming out of the mouth is still a cloud of white gas, and every time you breathe out, the white gas will rise up, and the portrait will lift the lid of the pot. Raking buns of grain noodles, or, a few lumps of cow dung thrown down by a flick of the ox's tail.

The wife of the nursing home and Xingyun quarreled in front of the mountain gate. It may be that Xingyun borrowed one yuan and eighty cents from his wife in the nursing home a few months ago. If they didn't return it, the two of them started arguing and arguing for a long time, and the quarrel was fruitless.The people under the tree didn't try to persuade the fight, because they didn't know how to persuade them.Finally, someone’s child in the alleyway fell down, and the adults were shouting at the dog: yo, yo, yo——! The one who was going to shout was Lao Shun’s dog, which was the largest and most majestic dog, while the other small ones were ugly. All the dogs ran with their ears shrugged, saying: Here we come! Here we come! The dog’s words were broken and urgent, and it became a buzzing sound, and Xingyun and his wife’s yelling stopped.Laoshun’s dog came out at a stride, with a big frame and even bigger fur, like a quilt, raised its head at the end of Sancha Alley, and only yelled: Wang——! The dog shut up and tucked its tail to avoid it.

Suddenly there was no sound in the village, and the people under the tree felt bored for a while, eating cigarettes, taking a nap, or untiing their cotton-padded jackets to pinch lice.Bald Jin leaned on the eucommia tree and rubbed his back. First, he looked at the smoke from the roof of a stove house in the alley.He was also a little drowsy.When the dog pee moss ran over chatteringly, he immediately cheered up and called: "Gou pee moss, ah, dog pee moss!" After all, Goupiati is well-known, called Pingan, but the villagers never call him Pingan, Goupiatai.The dog pee moss was originally a kind of mushroom, which is poisonous and cannot be eaten. It is only as big as a finger egg, and it only grows in the place where the dog urinates.Gou Niati knew that he was small, and the villagers were bullying him. At first, he hated whoever called him that, but then he accepted it when everyone in the village called him that.

Bald Jin said: Dog pee moss, your mother-in-law cooked the skin for you again? Gou Niati looked at Bald Jin with half his eyes open. He didn't like Bald Jin and said, "Baldy! Bald Jin is a real bald man without a single hair on his head. Bald Jin said: What are you talking about?! The dog urine moss said: Baldy - Uncle Jin! Bald Jin is not only bald, but also often complains of backaches after marrying Banxiang. I don’t know where I heard that Eucommia can cure backaches, so I secretly cut the bark of Eucommia to make plaster.The dog pee moss scolded him, he didn't dare to cut the bark anymore, but came to rub his back whenever he had time.Seeing that the dog peeed moss and had to call him uncle, the bald man became proud and rubbed against the eucommia tree more vigorously.Goupiamos seemed to feel that there was nothing in the air, but a hard wall, which ached the Eucommia tree.He walked over and pushed Baldy Jin aside.

Dog urine moss said: Don't rub the tree. Bald Jin said: Rubbing a tree is not rubbing you! Dog urine moss said: This is my tree. Bald Jin said: I'll rub it! The dog urine moss couldn't push Bald Jin, so he bumped his head, and his head only hit Bald Jin's belt.The bald Jin was not annoyed, but touched the dog's head, and said, "Oh, the dog, the dog, what are you talking about? If you are a poor and lower-middle peasant, you can be black if you look black, but you are not a poor and lower-middle peasant. But the eyeballs are so protruding! If the eyes are protruding, it’s okay, and the belly and thighs are thin! It’s okay to have a thin belly, but the ears are still! The ears are enough, as long as you are tall, you can justify it, but you are tall , why is it not long?!

This made the dog peeing moss even more angry, and he pressed Bald Jin's hand to the Eucommia tree vigorously, saying: I don't want to grow, what?! Bald Jin said: You are very fierce, you broken condyle! The dog urine moss bit his teeth, and when he gritted his teeth, his ears moved. Bald Jin said: Hey, hey, do you want to wear a hat? Are you fierce? Bald King wasn't talking about the blue canvas hat he was wearing, or the locomotive fleece hat that Cowbell was wearing, he was talking about the political hat.Dog pee moss is the most taboo about who talks about hats, because there were no four types of elements in Gulu Village, but a commune taught, and the secretary of the commune came to inspect the work, and said to the village party secretary Zhu Dagui: "There are so many people in Gulu Village, how can they?" Can there be no class enemies? So, the Shoudeng family became the landlords, and Shoudeng's father died of drum sickness, and the title of landlord was left to Shoudeng.But the worst was still going on, and it was found out that after the Kuomintang army captured Goupimo's grandfather, he went to Taiwan in 1949, and the mother-in-law became a member of the puppet army.From then on, if the village wants to grasp class struggle, Shoudeng and Po will naturally be the targets.The mother-in-law scolded grandpa at home: God damn old ghost, it would be better if he was shot and died early! The dog urine moss asked the mother-in-law: Am I also a member of the puppet army? The mother-in-law said: You have no hat.The dog urine moss said: Will you wear it for me too? The mother-in-law said: If there is a mother-in-law wearing it, my baby is not afraid.Goupiati said: Is the mother dead? The mother hugged Goupiati in her arms and said: If I don't die, I won't die!

Goupiati believes that Po will live forever, so Po has always shaved Goupiatai's head, no matter how cold the day is, he shaved his head, so that he can't see anyone wearing any kind of hat and can't hear anyone talking about any kind of hat . Dog urine moss said: You only wear it! Bald Jin was wearing a hat. He just took off the hat and scratched his head. The sore on his head had scabbed off, and it was as red as a roasted persimmon.Tian Ya and Zaohuo just chuckled, they all knew that the bald Jin never wore a hat before, he thought it was itchy, but after marrying Banxiang, he had to wear a blue canvas hat in winter and summer, and he didn’t even take it off at night, because he didn’t wear a hat Ban Xiang refused to let him come on the pillow.

The bald Jin became furious and said: You scum, I smacked your tongue! Bald Jin's slap was about to slap, Changkuan pulled the dog pee moss over and pressed it beside him.Changkuan ate a pot of cigarettes, and the popped ash kept fire eggs in the shoe shell, and filled another pot of cigarettes. When he picked up the shoes and put them on the fire, the fire eggs went out. ! The people in the village have always wanted to send Gou Niati to run on the small footpath, and Gou Niati has always been used to accepting the tribe.He is happy to do this, so that everyone will say that he is more diligent than Niu Ling.Goupitai knew that Changkuan asked him to find the fire on purpose to drive him away, lest he be beaten by bald Jin.But today it was Bald Jin who deliberately bullied him, so he just looked at Xingyun under the mountain gate, with a smoke pot in his mouth. Xingyun and his wife in the Nursing Academy were arguing again at the gate of the mountain, and the stove said, "It's a quarrel, why don't you find a party secretary to stop it!" But his wife in the Nursing Academy said: Do you dare to swear? Xingyun said: Why can't I?! The nursing home's wife knelt down at the gate of the mountain, and said: "The sun is shining brightly. If I take the one yuan and eighty cents, let five lightning strike me, and strike me a matchhead, and I will die!" After finishing speaking, look with your eyes transport.Xingyun also knelt down at the mountain gate and said: There is a world and a land, and there is a conscience in it. If I don’t pay back the money, I will go up the mountain to mow the grass and roll down the slope to die. go away. Xingyun came over with a pipe in his mouth, and the spout of Bai Yushi's pipe was dripping, and Goupiati stood up to meet her and said, "Uncle Xingyun, why did you swear with her?" Xingyun glanced at the dog pee moss, but ignored it. Goupiamos said: She said let lightning strike her, but can thunder really strike her? Xingyun said: What are you talking about? The dog urine moss blushed, he no longer begged for fire from Xingyun, and he didn't want Tianya and Zaohuo to watch him get choked, so he said: Let Shuipi go! Shuipi was passing by the alley, holding a book, reading while walking, when his foot was about to step on a lump of shit, Tian Ya yelled: "Look under your feet!" Get on the shit.There was a lot of laughter under the eucommia tree, and Shuipi was embarrassed and wanted to run away, but found that the dog's urine moss was also in it, so he stopped and began to call: "Come on, dog's urine moss, come on!" Goupiamos said: You go look for fire, Uncle Changkuan asked you to look for fire! Shuipi didn't seem to hear anything, and just said: I'll teach you how to write, can you write your name? Shui Pi went to elementary school, and the more crowded the place, the more he loves to teach the dog to pee and write. Dog urine moss said: I will. Shuipi said: You know? What else, know the antonym? Dog urine moss doesn't know what an antonym is. Shuipi said: I say a word, can you tell the opposite meaning? Dog urine moss said: Yes. Shui Pi said: Eat—— Dog urine moss said: do not eat. Shuipi said: Revolution—— Dog urine moss said: no revolution. Shui Pi said: Go, go! With a look of contempt on his face, Shui Pi stopped teaching the dog to urinate, and walked through the alley again.Why didn't Shuipi teach the dog to pee? The dog didn't understand the moss, and neither did the people under the Eucommia tree.At this time, a bird flew over the head, and it dropped a piece of dung, which happened to land on the dog's head.The first person who noticed the bird was the dog from the back family. This tailless dog often pretended to be a wolf at night and squatted on the field ridge outside the village to scare people.It ran all the way down from the kiln, and when it passed the mountain gate, it jumped up and shouted loudly.The kitchen fire looked up to the sky and said: Scared, I caught a fish! The dog urine moss also looked up to the sky, and immediately thought it was a bird living on the cypress tree in the courtyard of the Yaoshen Temple. It had a white tail and a red beak with a fish in its mouth. with a red fish.The white-tailed red-billed bird didn't stay on the cypress tree. It must be a good person who went out and told someone that he was sick. Everyone picked up stones and threw them in the air. Baldy Jin took off his shoes and threw them up, but missed.Bald Jin said: There are much fewer red fish in the Zhouzhou River this winter.His words were not answered, and he fell to the ground and disappeared. The passing of Shui Pi had a conversation with the birds in the sky, and the bald Jin sat down and scratched his bald head, but everything was fine, and everyone was completely bored again, looking at the Zhou River.There is fog on the Zhouzhou River, and the Zhenhe Pagoda and the cabins under the pagoda are already incomplete in the fog, and the river surface is incomplete. After a while, there is water, and the water seems to be stagnant. It is covered with glass sheets, and there is nothing after a while. , The sky is white.A car was driving on the road by the river, and a group of dogs chased the car and bit it.Dog urine moss smelled that smell again.