Chapter 4 Chapter 02

Marriage is a bowl of beef noodles.The few slices of beef that floated on top were just to make everyone swallow it.This is the philosophy that Anna summed up when watching Wang Gui eat.Because the happiness in marriage is too little for Anna. After getting married, several wars broke out in the family because of the disharmony of living habits.The first is the issue of water use.Anna has a special research on the choice of words and sentences. She can always turn the vulgar language of the market into the spring and snow, making you feel that life is the art of flower arrangement.For example, Anna's worst word is "shit", which made her feel so vivid that she could see excrement, spiraling upwards and steaming.Anna taught me since I was a child that if you have to tell the length of time you go to the toilet, you should use "ummm" or "shush" instead, which is both elegant and playful.The so-called water, in Wang Gui's mouth, means washing his buttocks.Anna insisted that Wang Gui use water every day before going to bed.Wang Gui didn't think so.He took a bath once a week, and squatted down like a woman to wash his ass every day, which hurt Wang Gui's self-esteem as a man.The two developed from a secret quarrel to an open quarrel, and the bottom line Anna set was that you don't touch me if you don't use water.As a result, we often saw funny scenes at home. Wang Gui washed his buttocks every now and then, and washing his buttocks became a kind of secret signal.Wang Gui was actually very annoyed, feeling that he was groveling for the sake of courtship - a very normal right of marriage.Wang Gui once fought coldly for his dignity, but in the end it all ended in his complete failure.Fortunately, Wang Gui is more open-minded, and he laughed at himself: "The peacock opens its tail before courting! Why don't you just wash your butt?" I don't know when Wang Gui accepted this fact and developed into a voluntary one.Anyway, the last time I went back, Anna praised him in private: "Your father can't sleep without water every day, and he loves being cleaner than me."

Next is the issue of food.Anna lost count of how many times she lost her temper and shed tears because of Wang Gui's eating habits. She obviously associated her husband's eating habits with her tutor.Friends and family eat together, and whenever Wang Gui throws off his cheeks and eats and drinks wildly, Anna's face turns blue and red, and she feels very overwhelmed.Anna laughed at herself that she was able to maintain a good figure after being married for so long because Wang Gui's eating habits affected her appetite.Wang Gui's other shortcomings can be corrected, that is, he enters the world of bliss as soon as he is on the table, which is his nature.After dissuading her many times to no avail, Anna focused all her education on me.Ever since I knew how to hold a spoon, I have been told not to scrape the plate with a spoon to look greedy; to eat slowly, not to hit the lower lip with the upper lip, food is melted in the mouth, not bitten off with the teeth.If my cheeks showed obvious chewing and wriggling, Anna would show displeasure, and couldn't help but blurt out: "I can't change the rural blank." Then she brushed my face with a chopstick.Wang Gui couldn't stand this kind of accusation.You Anna can humiliate me, but not my ancestors; you Anna can torture me, but not my children.Wang Gui couldn't see my grinning mouth, wanting to cry but not daring to cry, so in the midst of my grievance with tears in my mouth and rice in my mouth, the two of them began to curse.Anna swears vilely, and her language is rich, and she can often cast aside eight generations of Wang Gui's ancestors without profanity.When I grew up, I calmly concluded that it was mainly racial discrimination, and the condescension of the city to the countryside.Wang Gui scolded Anna in poor language, repeating: "What the hell are you! Fuck!"Afterwards, she went to the kitchen and told Wang Gui softly: "Ah Gui, mother has nothing to do to you. My daughter has a bad temper because I didn't educate her well. But I promised her to be your wife and raised two children. What you said How can you take me with you? You can't talk like that in the future." Wang Gui's gratitude to his mother-in-law is like recreating his parents, and he nodded immediately.Since then, the only way to express anger has also been blocked.

Since then, Wang Gui's language has become even paler. No matter what Anna scolds, he only replies: "Curse yourself." Another insurmountable gap between Wang Gui and Anna is Wang Gui's relatives in the countryside.Wang Gui's mother lived with her son for a while after his marriage.Anna had a kind and friendly attitude at first, hoping to have a good relationship with her mother-in-law.She washed her mother-in-law's hair, caught lice, threw away all the clothes in the countryside, and made new ones from the inside out.She also once told Wang Gui a joke about her mother-in-law going to the public toilet.At that time, Wang Gui and Anna lived in the tube building of the university, and the toilets were shared.On the day her mother-in-law first arrived, Anna took her mother-in-law to the bathroom and pulled the light cord for her.After a while, I didn't see my mother-in-law coming out, so I went in to have a look, and found that my mother-in-law was throwing the lamp rope up vigorously.When I asked her what she was doing, the old lady said, if you pull the rope, it will flash, and if I kill it, I will throw it back?Anna laughed until her stomach ached, and felt that the old man was simple and thoughtful.

The unhappiness with the elderly is because of the details of life.When the old lady was cooking porridge, she always took a spoon to taste it, and then threw it back when she was done.Anna accidentally saw it once, and felt sick for a long time, feeling that she didn't know how much water the old lady drank.She told the old lady several times, but the old lady didn't change her mind at all.Another time, she actually found that the old lady wiped the pot table with a cloth she used with water!She really didn't feel that the pot was soaked, on the contrary, she felt a discomfort in her lower body.In order to avoid similar incidents, Anna had to dry the small towel on the nails nailed on the head of her bed after finishing her cleaning homework every day.

There are also small things like this, for example, the old lady secretly drank the newly stewed chicken soup, fearing that the daughter-in-law would say she was greedy, so she added a lot of water.Sometimes without paying attention, I fell down on the bed of the young couple and took a nap.On the other hand, Anna has a dog's nose, and she can smell a little smell on the bed. As soon as she finds the trace of the old lady lying down, she feels uncomfortable all over her body, itching all over her body like lice jumping all over her body.The bits and pieces piled up, and Anna was already full of complaints and had no place to express them.Finally, one day, when the old lady was eating, she first spit out phlegm on the ground with a "click" and rolled it with her feet. I peel and eat the shrimp.Anna's nervousness reached the edge, and finally she broke down and began to break out hysterically.The scene at that time was indeed a bit exaggerated. Anna cried until her eyes were like peaches, and beat Wang Gui with her hand, saying that she owed debts in her previous life, and met people who were not good, so she was abused like this by others, and she couldn't live her life.

Wang Gui's mother and grandma are not fuel-efficient lamps. They used to say what they said at home, but they were discriminated against by their daughter-in-law in the city, and they have long been uncomfortable.Due to the fact that I haven't gotten along for a long time and still save some face, I live awkwardly in my son's house every day, and I can't talk without talking, and I can't stand or sit.The old lady couldn't see her son all day long, and at night she wanted to chat about the family and ask about the situation, but her son was occupied by her daughter-in-law, and she couldn't talk to her every day.This time, the daughter-in-law tore her face first, then she simply pulled off her disguise, sat down on the ground, beat her chest and stomped her feet, screaming.According to Anna, the crying was as ups and downs as singing in an opera, with the original sound of Henan Bangzi, which made Anna suddenly realize that Wang Gui also has artistic inheritance.The specific singing is as follows: "My old man, you gave birth to an enemy through your sins, the parents of the enemy grew up and their wings became stiff, and they forgot their mother after having a daughter-in-law. I pulled him up with feces and urine, and I was hungry Begging for food to send him out of the country, I didn’t spend any of the money he earned. I came here to help, and I didn’t want to be angry with the goblin to scold her, I’m dead..." is a very complete narrative poem At that time, Wang Gui and Anna were stunned.

Seeing that the situation was under control, the old lady immediately got up and pointed at Wang Gui's nose and scolded: "You are also a man, seeing your mother call a bastard to bully you, you crawled out of my belly, I don't protect you Mother, protect her! If you don't clean her up today, I'll hang her on the door beam!" As she spoke, she really started to untie her belt.Wang Gui had never encountered such a tense situation before, lacking the ability to deal with it, he just stood there in astonishment and didn't know how to solve it.The old lady gave an order boldly: "What is your slap for? Can a woman be obedient if she doesn't slap her?" Wang Gui seemed to be fascinated for a moment, lost his mind, and was ordered to slap Anna on the face like a puppet.After such a slap, he knew that the family he had worked so hard for for three years was over.

Anna was dumbfounded, and hardly realized that Wang Gui was talking to her.After she understood it, she lost her mind. First, she threw all the household items that were on the dining table to the ground, and then threw two words: "Divorce!" and turned back to her mother's house. The mother saw that her daughter was going crazy and realized the seriousness of the problem.First of all, her daughter's words were sealed: "Don't even think about divorce! My granddaughter is with him, and I can't send a well-behaved child to the countryside. That's the meat I brought up!" Although Anna was sad, when she mentioned the child, she was very angry. After waking up, thinking that the precious daughter was still being held hostage by the old witch, he began to regret not bringing her out.It's just that now that everyone has come out, I'm always embarrassed to take the initiative to go back for my daughter. "Divorced, I will take care of the children." Anna made up her mind.Mom curled her lips: "Just your twenty-eight and a half yuan a month? It's not enough to support yourself! No matter how bad Ah Gui is, I have nothing to say to this family. After going abroad for two years, all the money I saved was spent on you. Here's to you and My daughter doesn't even frown when she buys food, clothes, and clothes. Where can you find such a man?" Anna said angrily, "I don't believe I can't find a man." Her mother hit the nail on the head: "Don't worry about it. Do you think you are a treasure? How many stepdads do you love for your children? Why don’t you beat my granddaughter until her mouth explodes?” Her mother’s deterrence was very effective, and Anna started to tremble with a few words, and the idea of ​​divorce was shrunk. gone back.

On Wang Gui's side, there was regret in his heart, he was so depressed that he would not eat or drink, hoping to starve to death to make amends.Seeing my old lady getting angry and busy at home, I felt a bit of resentment for no reason.He really wanted to kneel in front of Anna and beg for her forgiveness, but he didn't dare because his mother was still there.Wang Gui didn't want to end his love life like this.From the moment he saw Anna for the first time, he had a heartfelt desire to let this woman live with him for the rest of his life.He likes the serenade that Anna hums, that Anna lays on his back trying to recite it, that Anna turns her head and smiles in the mirror when she puts her makeup on, and that Anna holds her baby and teaches her "Bai Niang Niang, make clothes".It was this woman who made him feel that he had a purpose in his life, motivation in his work, and support in his heart.He knew in his heart that he would never give up on Anna.

He knew the truth that you can't have your cake and eat it too. After a few days of tossing and turning, he finally said to his mother: "Mom, I think you should go back. The child is still young, and I can't live without my mother. If she leaves with me, we will be happy." How are you doing?" My grandma knew that this struggle was over, so she stomped her feet, let it go, pretend I never raised you!Packed up the package, brought some money, and went back to my hometown. As soon as Wang Gui came out of the train station, he went straight to his mother-in-law, taking my baby with me.The first thing I said when I entered the door was: "I sent my mother away." I was trying to save face for Wang Gui. When I saw Anna, I opened my arms and cried for a hug. Anna hugged me, and tears began to flow like a river again.Wang Gui put his arms around Anna's shoulders and coaxed Anna back, even though Anna's shoulders were twisted like twists.

The mother-in-law took the opportunity to make a concluding speech: "Gui, my wife is for pain, not for beating. In the new society, women are liberated! This can no longer be the case in the future. Of course, my daughter has a bad temper, yes. The old man is not respectful enough, but it is always wrong to hit someone. You promise here, if you don’t do it again, Anna will go back with you.” Wang Gui was ecstatic, and quickly swore an oath.Anna has long been tempted to go back: Anyway, her mother-in-law is not there, and she is the winner in the end. Divorce is just a shield!She pondered for a moment, then spit out: "He wants to write a letter of guarantee." Under the supervision of his mother-in-law, wife and daughter, Wang Gui wrote the first letter of guarantee in his life. It is very sincere and has the joy of returning to life.Anna took a box of wool and put it in the drawer of all important documents at home, including birth certificates, academic certificates, household registration books, and grain and oil books.Afterwards, this box has received a few more one after another, for example, I promise to finish my homework before reading miscellaneous books, or my son promises not to lie again and other classic collections. Although Wang Gui brought Anna back, when he thought of the mother who was driven away by himself, he felt useless for a long time, and he kept his head down and sighed.Anna decided to spend money to buy security, so she would not have a hard time in the future, so she proposed that your mother be served by brothers Wang Gui in the countryside, and she would send her five yuan a month for living expenses as she would come to the city less in the future.Everyone is happy now, Wang Gui bought a psychological balance, and Anna comforted herself by saying that it was only a gift to the God of Plague. Anna won this battle, and later she added an excuse: "The reason why I have been making do with Wang Gui is that I can't bear to part with you, a debt collector." When I heard this sentence, my ears were callused.